9 Months After Impregnation (To the tune of The Script’s Six Degrees of Separation)

Capo 4

(Verse)

C Cmaj7
You've read the books, you've watched the shows
F G
What's the best way, no one knows
C Cmaj7
Meditate, and, then you find
F G
a toilet where you can go shoot your bile
F G
But it won't go
C Am
It’s been weeks since you should have had your menstruation
F G
Ohh ohh
C
You're going through 9 months after impregnation

C CMaj7
You can’t have drinks, can’t take a smoke
F G
And all the things you must let go
C CMaj7
You fake a smile, ya, lie and say
F G
You're better now than ever but you don’t want to stay
F G
You don’t, no

C Am
You're tired and want to go into hibernation
F G
Ohh ohh
C
You're going through 9 months after impregnation

(Chorus)
Am F C
First, you hear the signs of a beating heart
G Am
It’s getting faster by the second month
F C G
And the third, is when your uterus starts getting bigger
Am F C
And fourth, you're gonna think that you hit yourself
G Am
Fifth, he kicks while you’re with someone else
F C G
And the sixth, is when you start to feel, the baby’s slowly getting bigger

(Bridge)
Am F
Oh no there's no starting over
Am
When it’s your third trimester
You give birth without reservation
F
That's how you know you've reached the end of impregnation

(Chorus)
First, you hear the signs of a beating heart
It’s getting faster by the second month
And the third, is when your uterus starts getting bigger
And fourth, you're gonna think that you hit yourself
Fifth, he kicks while you’re with someone else
And the sixth, is when you start to feel, the baby’s slowly getting bigger