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 THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS CLEAR ENOUGH
Di inglish laenwich iz klier inaf
DESPITE BOUGH AND COUGH AND DOUGH AND TOUGH
Dispait bau aend kof aend deu and taf
WITH HICCOUGH, THOROUGH, LOUGH AND THROUGH
Wiz hikap , zoraf , lok aend zru
BEWARE OF HEARD- A TRICKY WORD
Biwear of hed a triki wed
THAT LOOKS LIKE BEARD BUT SOUNDS LIKE BIRD
Daet luks laik bied bat saundz laik berd
AND DEAD- IT´S SAID LIKE BED NOT BEAD
Aend ded- its sed laik bed not bid
IT´S WRONG TO PRONOUNCE A FELLOW “DEED”
Its rong tu prenauns e feleu “diid”
WATCH OUT FOR MEAT AND GREAT AND THREAT
Guots aut foo miit aen greit aend zret
THEY RHYME WITH SUITE AND STRAIGHT AND DEBT
Dey raim wiz suit aend streit aend det
A MOTH IS NOT A MOTH IN MOTHER
E moz iz not e moz in made
NOR BOTH IN BOTHER, BROTH IN BROTHER
Noo beuz in bode, broz in brade
AND HERE IS NOT A THYME FOR THERE
Aend hier iz not e taim foo dea
NOR DEAR AND FEAR FOR BEAR AND PEAR
Noo dier aen fie foo bear aend pea
THERE´S ALWAYS DOSE AND ROSE AND LOSE
Deas olgüeis dous aend rous aend luuz
LOOK THOSE UP WITH GOOSE AND CHOOSE
Luk dous ap wiz guus aend chuuz
AND CORK WITH WORK AND CARD WITH WARD
Aend kook wiz wek aend kood wiz wuad
OR FONT WITH FRONT AND WORD WITH SWORD
Oo font wiz frant aend weed wiz sood
AND DO AND GO OR THWART AND CART-
Aend du aend gou oo zwaat aend kat-
SPEAKING ENGLISH IS AN ART
Spiking inglish iz aen aat
WITH ALL THESE TRAPS IN WHICH TO FALL
Wiz ool diz traeps in wich tuu fool

IR´S A WONDER WE CAN SPEAK AT ALL!

Its e wande wi kaen spiik ae tool !