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That's Why! - I'm About To Change My Whole Attitude To Opportunities. Listen! I
That's Why! - I'm About To Change My Whole Attitude To Opportunities. Listen! I
Okay.
Here
it
goes.
I’m
gonna
do
it.
This
instant.
Right
now.
I’m
gonna
do
it
and
I
don’t
give
fuck.
I’m
not
gonna
hesitate.
I’m
not
gonna
ponder.
Words
like
that
–
they’re
a
thing
from
the
past.
You
know
what
I’m
saying?
I’m
saying
‘Goodbye
hesitation!
Goodbye
Ponder!
Fuck
off
and
don’t
come
back.’
If
there
was
a
graveyard
for
unwanted
words,
you
know
what
I’d
do?
I’d
put
hesitate
and
ponder
six
feet
under
and
I’d
dance
on
their
graves.
Know
why?
Because
my
whole
life
–
my
whole
fucking
life
–
has
been
ruined
by
those
two
bastard
words.
The
opportunities
–
Jesus!
–
the
opportunities
they’ve
robbed
my
off.
Why?
Because
when
an
opportunity
came
my
way
–
did
I
grab
it
and
go
‘Wow!
What
luck!’?
No.
I
did
not.
What
did
I
do?
I
hesitated.
I
pondered.
And
opportunity
–
it
doesn’t
hang
around
for
long.
Oh,
no.
It’s
a
restless
fucker.
If
you
don’t
grab
an
opportunity
quick
enough
–
Voosh!
It’s
off.
You
don’t
see
it
for
dust.
And
once
it’s
gone,
believe
me,
there’s
a
long
fucking
wait
before
the
next
opportunity
comes
your
way.
Tell
me,
how
many
times
do
you
think
an
opportunity
–
a
really
good
opportunity
–
comes
along?
In
an
average
lifetime?
Not
many.
And
that
is
why
–
that’s
why!
–
I’m
about
to
change
my
whole
attitude
to
opportunities.
Listen!
I
happen
to
have
it
on
a
good
authority
–
very
good
authority
–
there’s
an
opportunity
coming
my
way
this
very
instant
–
as
we
speak
–
and,
believe
me,
I
am
gonna
grab
it
so
fast
you’ll
be
calling
me
‘Speedy
Gonzales’.
I’m
gonna
grab
it
so
tight
–
I
tell
you!
–
If
it
had
eyes
they’d
go
pop.
Hear
me?
Pop!
And,
be
assured,
you
will
not
see
one
flicker
of
my
previous
proclivity
to
ponder.
And
you
certainly
will
not
–
repeat:
not
–
catch
me
doing
any
thinking
and
worrying
either.
There’s
another
two
words
I’d
bury
–
No!
I’d
burn
them.
Burn
at
the
stake
for
hindering
humanity’s
right
to
make
a
decision.
Everyone
used
to
tell
me
I
thought
about
things
too
much.
I
didn’t
believe
them.
But
then
I
thought
about
it
and
I
realised
–
They’re
right!
You
know
what
I’ve
never
had?
Spontaneity.
I’ve
never
had
spontaneity
and
I’ve
never
had…
what’s
the
other
word?
Impulsivity.
If
there
was
a
maternity
ward
for
words
I’d
be
there
in
a
flash
and
the
two
words
I’d
adopt?
Spontaneity
and
Impulsivity.
I’d
be
the
proudest
parent
in
the
world.
Why?
Because
with
words
like
that
in
my
life
I’d
be
able
to
grab
any
opportunity
that
came
my
way
and
to
the
hell
with
the
consequences!
And
once
I’d
done
that
–
once
I’d
done
the
grabbing!
–
I
would
actually
start
participating
in
life,
and
not
just
anticipating
it.
You
know
what
my
motto’s
gonna
be
from
now
on?
Participate,
don’t
anticipate.
Good,
eh?
I’m
gonna
have
t-‐shirts
made.
Big
bold
letters.
‘PARTICIPATE
DON’T
ANTICIPATE!’
And
–
true
to
my
word
–
I’m
about
to
put
that
motto
–
my
motto
–
into
practice
and
grab
the
opportunity
that’s
coming
my
way.
Don’t
believe
me?
Watch.
You
watching?
Eh?
All
of
you?
Watching?
Okay?
Okay