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Value Select's Hymnals
Value Select's Hymnals
Table of Contents
Hit Me With Your Car………………………………………………………………… 3
Miss Your Friends………………………………………………………………………..4
Everybody is going to have sex tonight…………………………………………..6
White Man and Acoustic Guitar…………………………………………………..8
Realistic Love Song (For Average Folk)................................................9
The Ballad of the Brothers Fish Hunt…………………………………………..10
No More Gun Violence (or how to destroy a man).............................12
Charger Back…………………………………………………………………………......14
That’s What You Sound Like……………………………………………………....16
Questions…………………………………………………………………………...……...17
Quirky Girl……………………………………………………………………….………..18
Haunted Hookup……………………………………………………………………….19
Bring Back the Duel…………………………………………………………………….21
The Value Select Cry of Victory…………………………………………………...22
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CHARGER BACK
I’m low battery
Standard Version
Five percent
I reach for my charger
And then I’m met
With nothing
Not a cord in sight
Where could it be?
Then a light bulb lights
OH RIGHT
I lent it over to you!
I ask for it back
You say wait dude
You literally just now gave it to me
I say bitch please Capo on 6
That’s my property
Give me my fu-
Give me my fu-
Fucking
Give me my fu-
Give me my fu-
Fucking
Charger Back
My Charger Back
And I don’t care if your batteries low
The thing is mine
And I need it so
Give me my charger back
(Give it now or I’ll punch you in the mouth motherfucker)
Still you won’t give in
You resist
When I reach for my charger
You grab my wrist
And say hey wait
I’m not finished with that
I say hey great
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QUESTIONS
Why is it dark when it’s night outside?
And Why can’t I look at the sun?
And how come when I look at the sun
It hurts my eyes
And makes me blind?
How do you make sparkling water?
And why does it always go flat?
Where do the bubbles go?
No one will ever know
Somethings are just unsolvable
Oh!
Questions!
That‘ll never have answers.
Questions!
That’ll never be solved.
Questions!
That‘ll never have answers.
Questions!
That’ll never be solved.
Which of our dads would win in a fight?
And where does all the time go?
Does the time get gifted to the dad who wins
In this imaginary battle of fatherly fists?
Why do we have to wash our hands?
And why is it gay to have sex with a man?
Why is it illegal to build a bomb?
And why can’t we just all get along?
Questions!
That‘ll never have answers.
Questions!
That’ll never be solved.
Forever.
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HAUNTED HOOKUP
Making my way through the club tonight
Two drinks in my hand
One thought/thot on my mind
See a P.Y.T
By the E-N-TRY
She’s gotta be the one
To come home with me
He’s the man out on attack
The ladies love him
That’s a matter of fact
He brings a new one home each time
Who is gonna be his prize?
Won’t you please come over tonight
‘Cause there’s some ghosts
in my motherfuckin’ household
Won’t you please sleep by my side
‘Cause I don’t wanna be alone
In my home!
Come with me girl
Don’t be shy
This is why I bring a lady home each night
We don’t even have to have sex
Just save me from these funky spirits!
Now we’re at the crib
And it’s getting spooky
Lot’s of Ghosts
SPOOKY! SPOOKY!
Wooden Cross
Salt Circle
Holy Water
Book ‘o Spells
Sage
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