Make a list of at least five things you’ve never seen on a stage before that would totally

floor you if you did.

Some things I’ve never seen on a stage before is people eating like normal people, people
smoking real weed, a dog wearing clothes, Stunts, or someone getting dressed into costume in
front of the audience.

Come up with as many lies as you’ve ever told a significant other, parent, or teacher (you
can lie about your lies if you want, I’m not looking over your shoulder) (For instance here
are some lies: I have horns; I will always love waffles; I didn’t see you there).

Some lies I’ve told a significant other includes, “I depend on you," “I need you," “No, I don’t mind
paying for you," “I enjoy being monogamous”.

Make a list of machines to replace people in the future and what they will do. (For in-
stance a robot that cleans your oven and tells you a bedtime story). Remember to keep
your pen moving, repeat if necessary, or make up a new word, just keep writing until your
two minutes is up.

• dopamine vaporizer
• coffee machine therapist robot
• cartilage disperser
• instant tattooing machine
• hair braiding robot
• parallel universe optical lens

Make a list of at least five things you never want to see on a stage!

• no people of color
• Wild animals
• Unironic Fascism propaganda
• Cliché heteronormative romance

Reread your above lists and highlight any words that excite you. You don’t have to know
why. Next, choose 3 of the many things you’ve circled and write them down

• Monogamous
• Dopamine
• Optical