ZOMBIES Hate STUFF

GREG STONES
ZOMBIES HATE STUFF
GREG STONES
Copyright © 2012 by Greg Stones.
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Stones, Greg.
Zombies hate stuff / Greg Stones.
p. cm.
ISBN 978-1-4521-0740-0 (hc)
ISBN 978-1-4521-1405-7 (epub)
ISBN 978-1-4521-1660-0 (mobi fxl)
ISBN 978-1-4521-4295-1 (epub3 fxl)
1. Zombies—Humor. I. Title.
PN6231.Z6S76 2012
791.43’675—dc23
2011026086

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ZOMBIES
Hate . . .
KITTENS
HIPPIES
ROOSTERS
SNOWM EN
MERMAIDS
ARCHERY
MARTIANS
RAIN
CAVEM EN
TECHN OLOGY
BALLOONS
ASTRONAUTS
RE-GIFTING
MANNEQUINS
SANTA
ROMANCE
SHEEP
CLIFFS
WEDDINGS
SOCK MO NKEYS
WAR RE-ENACTORS
LLAMAS
NUD ITY
METEORS
DOG POO P
 ZOMBIES
Don’T MInd . . .
SKIING
MIM ES
PARROTS
OUTHOUSES
CELERY
BABYSITTING
DISCO
WIGS
CANADIANS
ASSISTANCE
CAN OEING
TED DY BEARS
MAGIC TRICKS
 ZOMBIES
REALLY Hate . . .
BAG PIPES
DOD GEBALL
CLOWNS
POWER LINES
PTERODACTYLS
SOCCER
GIANT PURPLE MONSTERS
REGULAR PENGUINS
MOO N PEN GUINS
UN ICORNS
ROVING BAN DS OF NINJA
TREES
VULTURES
ZIP LINES
ROWBOATS
DISRESPECT
SHARIN G
ZOMBIES
Love . . .
YOU!
 Zombies hate kittens.

Zombies don’t mind babysitting.

Zombies really hate sharin

g.

Zombies love one thing . . .

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