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Cerita Lucu Test kejiwaan Dokter jiwa

Dokter jiwa menunjukkan seekor monyet pada 3 pasiennya untuk mengetest,apakah mereka
sudah sembuh atau masih edan.
Dokter: Kamu tahu ini apa..?
orgil 1: Kambing,dokter....
Dokter: memanggil suster untuk membawannya kembali ke ruangan perawatan.
Dokter: Kamu (menunjuk pasien kedua).Menurutmu ini siapa..?
Orgil 2: (sambil tertawa ) itu kan bapa saya
Dokter geleng-geleng kepala.orang gila kedua inipun dibawa perawat kembali menjalani
terapi.
Dokter: Sekarang giliranmu.Kau tahu ini apa?
Orgil 3: Dokter ini meremehkan saya.Tentu saja itu monyet
Dokter: Bagus sekali (tersenyum puas. dalam hati berkata.tak sia-sia jerih payahku selama
ini.
Teryata ada juga pasienku yang sembuh).Baiklah,besok kamu boleh pulang.
Dokter hendak memasukkan kembali monyetnya ke dalam kandang.Tapi niatnya terhenti
karena orang gila tersebut menghadang.
Orgil 3: Tunggu dulu dokter! jangan lakukan itu!
Dokter: Kenapa?
Orgil 3: Dokter ini benar-benar kejam tak punya perasaan!
Dokter: (Tampak bingung) Kamu ini ngomong apa sih?
Orgil 3: Kenapa dokter tega hendak menjobloskan anak sendiri ke dalam penjara?
Dokter: Gubrak!! (pingsan).
Funny Story Psychiatric Test Psychiatrist

The psychiatrist showed a monkey in 3 patients to test whether they had recovered or were
still crazy.
Doctor: What do you know about this?
org 1 : Goats, doctors ...
Doctor : call the nurse to take him back to the treatment room.
Doctor : You (appoint the second patient). Who do you think ...?
Orgil 2 : (laughing) That's my father
The doctor shook his head. Even this second crazy person was brought by the nurse to
undergo therapy.
Doctor : Now it's your turn. Do you know what this is?
Orgil 3 : This doctor underestimated me. Of course it's a monkey
Doctor : Very good (smiling smugly. In my heart I said. I have not wasted all this time.

Apparently there are also my patients who are cured. Okay, tomorrow you can go home.
The doctor was about to put the monkey back into the cage. But his intention was stopped
because the crazy person was facing him.
Orgil 3 : Wait for a doctor! do not do it!
Doctor : Why?
Orgil 3 : This doctor is really cruel without feelings!
Doctor : (Looks confused) What are you talking about?
Orgil 3 : Why do doctors have the heart to throw their own children into prison?
Doctor: Bro !! (fainting)

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