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The Triton Review, Volume 32 Issue 3, Published November 17 2015
The Triton Review, Volume 32 Issue 3, Published November 17 2015
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November 17, 2015 Volume 32 Issue 3
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• “Multicultural Cookbook of
Life-Cycle Celebrations,” by Lois Sinaiko
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dent.
In truth, the biggest impediment to
Hillary Clinton might just be Hillary Clin-
ton. There are still those emails lurking,
just waiting to be leaked by one investiga-
tor or another. The fact that they are even
an issue is a reflection of her discomfort
After Joe Biden announced that he with undergoing the kind of relentless
wouldn’t be joining the Democratic fray, I scrutiny that public officials must endure.
was asked on TV if it meant that Hillary She’s surrounded herself with hyper-
Clinton was “unstoppable” in her march to protective guards who too often bow and
the party nomination. Overlooking the fact scrape before her, while doing whatever it
that Bernie Sanders is quite an obstacle, the takes to annihilate anyone who dares chal-
reality is that there are all kinds of ways lenger her. All too often she and they have
that Hillary could fall flat on her face and tried to deflect an inconvenient question by
not get up. dissembling, or by disdain. The paradoxi-
First of all, it’s way too early to draw cal result is that they raise suspicions, the
any conclusions about anything, certainly kind that her political enemies can exploit.
about inevitability. The first Iowa caucus- So yes, Joe Biden has pulled out of
es are more than three months away, the the race. His pain over the loss of his son
nominating convention nine months in the is easy to understand. But as he and his
distance, and the general election is over a family heal, he might have the strength to
year forward to the future. reconsider if all the poking reveals some
It is certainly true that Hillary is on a egregious scandal that can cause Hillary
hot streak. She performed like a champ in to fall off her pedestal. The Republicans
the first Democratic presidential debate, are certainly not going away, in Congress
and then before the House Benghazi com- or out. The press isn’t either. If there is a
mittee, she took on the Republican assail- “there” there, someone will find it. If her
ants, chewed ‘em up and spit ‘em out. In backers can’t spin her way out of it, then
fact, as they came across as petulant chil- suddenly the party might be seeking a res-
dren, she would occasionally taunt them, cuer, a knight in shining armor to take over
like telling one aggressive questioner, when the leader falls.
Jim Jordan, a hard-right Republican from Who might that be? Bernie Sand-
Ohio, “I’m sorry it doesn’t fit your narra- ers? His campaign has inspired the left.
tive, Congressman, I can only tell you what But most Americans are centrists, like Joe
the facts are.” Biden. And Hillary Clinton. She’s survived
It went on for the better part of 11 the flak she’s gotten so far, but now she
hours, but it was her inquisitors who got must solidify her gains and avoid the inevi-
turned inside out. They didn’t draw any table traps out there.
blood, except maybe their own. The most
GOP members could sputter at the end is (c) 2015 Bob Franken
that they will continue with their investiga- Distributed by King Features Synd.
tion. But all they accomplished with their
marathon confrontation with Hillary was
to enhance her chances of becoming presi-
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Arts & Entertainment Events the streets just as the Dwyers are moving
in. All we know about the mob is that they
are bloodthirsty foreigners out to kill all
white Westerners, which puts a discom-
Nov. 27 Native American Heritage Day: College Closed Geek & Culture Club Meet every Friday at 1 p.m. Monroe Hall
forting damper on the action -- of which
(no Saturday classes) 110
there is plenty. The first part of the film
pounds through a gripping chase and a
Dec. 7 Non-instructional Day (no classes and no faculty EdCC Historical Society Meet every Friday at 11:30 a.m. Brier
series of shocking set-pieces, then Pierce
on campus): College Open Hall 244
Brosnan enters the fray as a Westerner with
the grit to help the family get out alive. It’s
Dec. 7 Web grading available to instructors through in- Nov. 17 2 p.m. Trashy Tuesdays EDCC Campus - Brier 244
still weird watching the film knowing that
structor briefcase
Third World peoples are used as a stand-in
for howling zombies.
Dec. 11 Last day of fall quarter
(c) 2015 King Features Synd., Inc.
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June 2015
Athletic Events
Photo by EdCC Tritons
EdCC students enjoying some volleyball after and before classes in the Seaview gym.
DECEMBER 2015
Answers to Horoscope
last issue puzzles super-organizational skills can do.
LIBRA (September 23 to October 22)
Librans and holidays are made for each
other, especially if children and animals
* It was 20th-century American jour- are going to be part of your joyous season.
nalist Walter Lippmann who made the fol- SCORPIO (October 23 to Novem-
lowing sage observation: “Our conscience ARIES (March 21 to April 19) This ber 21) Time is getting too short to allow
is not the vessel of eternal verities. It grows year, instead of jumping into the whole a spat to taint the holiday season. Restart
with our social life, and a new social condi- holiday prep scene, move in a little at a your relationship and reschedule holiday
tion means a radical change in conscience.” time. You’ll appreciate the sense of control fun times.
* According to a recent analysis of you’re more likely to enjoy. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to
data from the online music streaming ser- TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) The December 21) Seeking advice is laudable.
vice Spotify and artist popularity data from separation between the Bovine’s head and You might learn far more than you thought
a website called The Echo Nest, Americans heart is never as far apart as it seems. Both you could. Stay with it.
tend to stop listening to new music at the senses work best when they come out of CAPRICORN (December 22 to Janu-
age of 33. logic and honesty. ary 19) Continuing to assess changes works
* John Tyler, born March 29, 1790, GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) The best toward your getting your new project up
was the 10th president of the United States. way to keep those pre-holiday pressures and ready. Trusted colleagues remain ready
He was married twice and had a total of 15 under control is to just say no to taking on to help.
children. These children, collectively, were new tasks while you’re still trying to work AQUARIUS (January 20 to February
witness to a surprisingly large swath of with a heap of others. 18) That new situation needs a lot of atten-
American history. The oldest, Mary Tyler CANCER (June 21 to July 22) News tion, but it’s worth it. This is a very good
Jones, was born in 1815, the year that saw means a change might be on its way, but time for you to involve the arts in what you
the end of the War of 1812; the youngest, what does it hold? Don’t just ask questions; do.
Pearl Tyler Ellis, survived until 1947, two make sure you get answers you can trust. PISCES (February 19 to March 20) It
years after the end of World War II. Presi- LEO (July 23 to August 22) Old friends might be a good idea to slow your hectic
dent Tyler even has two grandsons who are and new have one thing in common: Both holiday pace so that you don’t rush past
still alive today. your longtime and newly minted pals have what -- or who -- you’re hoping to rush
* You might be surprised to learn that much wisdom to impart. toward.
it costs the U.S. government nearly 2 cents VIRGO (August 23 to September 22)
to mint a single penny. With time running out, this is a good time (c) 2015 King Features Synd., Inc.
* Unless you’ve been to Crater Lake for you to show ‘em all what those Virgo
National Park in Oregon, it’s difficult to
believe just how blue the water of that lake
Have story ideas? let us know what’s working and what’s
appears. In fact, there was a time when the
rich blues made the professionals at Kodak - Is something going on around campus? not.
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