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PASTOR
Now, we are coming to the end of such a powerful service today.
Yes, lawd. But before we end, let us have the choir send us off
with one of my favorite songs.
PASTOR
Can you feel it church? What do you think, pastor?
Guest PASTOR
I think I feel Him everywhere. I feel Him in my underwear. He is
here. God is Good.
PASTOR
It’s so abundant in this place. Thank ya!
CHOIR (singing)
Everybody blow the trumpet, and sound the alarm!
PASTOR
You know an alarm. Like when your car alarm starts when someone
breaking into it. But if it wasn’t for Jesus. Let the Lord hear
us and be Thankful
CHOIR (singing)
The power of the Lord is Here, the power of the Lord is Here. I
feel it in the atmosphere.
PASTOR
Do you feel it, church. I feel it.
Guest Pastor
I feel it in my bones, I feel it in my phone( hello, Jesus on
the mainline) and I feel at home.(alright)
PASTOR
Wake him up ! ...I feel it, it's like when your grandma making
some chicken.
GUEST PASTOR
When I see a baby chicken in the coop...i watched a fox come and
watch the chicken. But do you know what it did not do? The fox
did not give up because he’s blessing was right in front of
him.He had a chicken in a half
PASTOR
The Devil is always trying to make you give up on your blessing.
But you betta not listen. You break through!
PASTOR
The path the Devil is wide….as wide as your Aunt Erma's behind….
And long…..as long as that line on A&T’s Fried Chicken Fridays. Commented [1]: cut
CHOIR (singing)
Can't you see him working on the outside, I can feel him moving
on the inside!
PASTOR
On the inside, like the inside of your car...so junky so junky,
that aint the Lord. In 2019, we praying for a clean car because
a dirty car is the work of the Devil.
GUEST PASTOR
Do you know what else is the work of the Devil? It is-
PASTOR
We don’t have time for that.
PASTOR
I’m gonna step back and have testimony today because the someone
has something to say today. Ahh! I don’t think y’all heard me..
GUEST PASTOR
(sing) Come on in the room..somebody in the room..has a
testimony today.
PASTOR
Amen, church, amen. Now, I’m going to hand the mic over but
choir do not stop praising and filling us with this moving
worship.
JHONNY
Praise the Lord, saints.
CONGREGATION
Praise the Lord!
JHONNY
My testimony today is that I wasn’t about to make it to
church today because the Devil was working hard within me this
week. I lost my girl, failing my classes and smoking that Mary
Jane. But the Lord spoke to me and said, “You’re near your
breakthrough so stop what you doing and go to church.” So, yeah
church. I will finally be able to graduate from A&T…… in more
six years.
PASTOR
Thank you, Johnny. Wait...Get ‘em pastor
GUEST PASTOR
(Whistle) Get’p, Get’p! Ret’nah!
JOSELINE
(limps up to the podium)
I wasn't going to make it today. I’m just now coming to back
from the club. Y'all betta not judge me. I know my wig is a lil
twisted (straightens out busted wig) and I still have on my
colorful wristbands (shakes wristbands) but I am here. I usually
go to the club on Friday but I was hard at work and slept in.
So, I decided to party on Saturday and have fun and dance like
King David danced. So do not judge me….I’m talkin to you sister
Teresa. I know what you did last night (limps back to her seat)
Mother Teresa
My name is -.
JAMES
I hate church. I don’t want to be here. And the pastor be taking
my mom-
Pastor
Um.. that’s enough. Deacons, Paul Bearers, Anybody Listenin’
Sick him in the holy ghost !
PASTOR
Sorry about the distractions, holy ghost we are focused on you
What about you church?
Uh Pastor ?
GUEST PASTOR
I Think-
PASTOR
We don’t have time for that.
CHOIR (singing)
I can feel the presence of the Lord, And I'm gonna get my
blessing right now.
PASTOR
You hear that? And I am going to get my blessing up right now.
Not yesterday, not in a month butter right now. You have been
waiting for your refund check to come into your account but I am
here to tell you, that refund check is not your blessing. Aww I
see some of ya’ll mad at me?
PASTOR
Now, what about you pastor?
GUEST PASTOR
I think-
PASTOR
We don’t have time for that. Um, are you okay pastor?
GUEST PASTOR
I’m good.
PASTOR
Well okay...remember we have a whole lot of God in our lives. He
is the alpha, the omega, the head and not the-
GUEST PASTOR: TAIL! TAIL! THE RACCOON TAIL! THE RAT TAIL..
JOSELINE
Shut up,Irene aint nobody trynna hear all that.
PASTOR
We don’t have time for that!
JOSELINE
WOOOOO SHE SHAKING THE TABLE
GUEST PASTOR
You know what! I came here today to give my message. This is not
what the message was suppose to be about. I came here to say,
“Everybody here has something that they are dealing with. But we
all serve one purpose and one God.” And you (points at pastor)
you unorthodox swine, piece of fool do not know what you are
talking about.So guess what, I am going to close. I want
everyone to remember that whatever you are going through, just
remember He is always with you and all you have to do is call on
Him and receive Him. Do you understand that, church.
JAMES
I understand. And I also understand…
The End