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Painful gout may
be the ultimate
killjoy to your
INTRODUCING holiday binges
DEBBIE
GARCIA
RE-INTRODUCING
ANGEL
YAP
You'RE BuYING A CoNDo!
What to know before
making the purchase
of your life
P150
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ARE NOT SUITABLE
FOR MINORS
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December 2017
CONTENTS
F E AT U R E S
52 C O N D O
BUYER’S
GUIDE
The biggest purchase
of your life so far–made
easier!
58 G O T G O U T ?
It's not just an old
man's sickness
anymore
6 2 G R EG
S LAUG HTE R
We sit down with
Ginebra's big man
66 A L P H A
FEMALE
Feeling under? Step
one is to junk that
outdated idea
72 D E N I S S E
OCA
In case you needed
another example of an
alpha female
28
PHOTOGRAPHY: ARTU NEPOMUCENO
COVE R STORY
D E B B I E AN D
AN G E L
Double trouble, double fun
December 2017
CONTENTS
10 VERGE PULSE
E E N M E R CAD O
10 E E N
M E R CAD O 20 N BA 2 K 1 8
Makes our hearts feel Continues its MVP
all twitchy! winning streak
15 B O A R D 2 1 IPHONE 8 OR x?
GAMES Just don't drop either
Multiplayer gaming with
no lag 2 2 JASON CABALLA
We all need some
18 SEx DOSSIER music to mope to
Multiplayer naughty sometimes
business probably with
some lag 2 4 VEGAN... MEAT?
A brave new world of
healthy eating
15
B OAR D
FITS
GAMES
79 RETRO
WORLD CUP
2018 looks to be a
vintage year
BOOST
21
IPHONE 8
86 S ECR ET M E N U
With great power
comes great lamon
9 0 M A Z D A C x- 3
80
STREET
86
SECRET
A different sort of killer
crossover
C U LT U R E MENU
FROM THE EDITOR
What FHMers
If you have gout, what can you NOT partake of have been up
the Holiday feast? to this month
I asked a doctor-friend and his sense of humor is sick. “Definitely no beer or red wine,
because of the alcohol. Especially beer. No ham because of high salt content. The
redder the meat the more uric acid there is, so it’s wise to stay off beef. Chicken is
okay, but if you’re dipping it in gravy, no. You say your family has menudo as a matter
of tradition? If it has liver in it you can’t have it. Anything with high fructose or sugar
content is out—so no cakes, no leche flan. No fruit salad because of the sweetened
cream. Soft drinks are out.”
“So what else is left?!,” I protested.
“Water na lang in the end,” said my doctor-friend, who is no friend at all.
Lucky for me I don’t have gout—yet. I would never want it for myself, but looking
at the checklist my doctor-friend gave me of food I should avoid, I might as well have
signed up years ago. Everything I love to eat (except liver) is on it: go easy on beef and
pork, fruit juices, salt and sugar, gravy and sauces. Avoid alcohol, laman-loob, liver,
shellfish like shrimps and crabs, dilis, bagoong, food with high fructose corn syrup
found in sweet food.
Why am I being such a killjoy? Because that is exactly what gout is—the ultimate Chise showcases some
killjoy—and we know you’re getting ready to eat your way through all the parties interesting acting talents
this season and we think it’s our responsibility to tell you to go easy (Got Gout?, p.58) for one of our features.
or else risk getting it, especially if you’re not yet aware that your uric acid levels are Nananagawan po kami sa
high. We talked to two guys who have it, and they told us in no uncertain terms that mga talent scouts... please
gout is painful. Gout is also a chronic disease, meaning if you get it, you will have it don’t encourage him.
for a long time, if not for life. We hope this feature gets you to shape up next year.
But you say you’re healthy and young, gout is still out. That’s what some of my
now gout-ridden friends thought so, too. One is a triathlete who still drinks beer to his
heart’s content; the other, one of my best friends since grade school who was once a
beast on the b-ball court, but who recently had to take two weeks off work because he
couldn’t walk. Granted, they’re already in their 40s, but they were once in their 20s like
many of you.
Having said all these, enjoy your noche buena and media noche!
(With whatever damn good thing is left for you to eat...)
One of the few reasons
we look forward to our
monthly proofreading
sessions at Jupiter Street
is we get to eat burgers
ALLAN P. HERNANDEZ from Sweet Ecstacy. You
Acting Editor in Chief know, we always have
allan.hernandez@summitmedia.com.ph time if you guys want
something taste-tested.
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ISSuE AS WEll you introduced to us “the new sexy” plastic surgery kasi parang mas lalo
This December marks my tenth year in the forms of Solenn Heussaff, Sam pa lumaki yung ulo niya. I hope he
as a reader of your magazine. It was Pinto, Ellen Adarna, and Lovi Poe. works on being an artist kasi as of
just like yesterday when I saw The Apart from this, you have also evolved now, naiirita lang ako kapag nakikita
Kitty Girls’ FHM issue displayed on in terms of writing your informative ko siya sa TV.
the shelves of a local bookstore. I articles about relevant issues that Arnold Bustamante, via facebook
immediately bought it since I was a big surround our country today. By the
fan of Tanya, one of the members of the way, your November 2017 issue with fAlSE BROThERhOOd?
said girl group. At first I was shocked Kim Domingo, Arra San Agustin, This may be an unpopular opinion
on the content of your magazine (I was Valeen Montenegro, and the other but I truly believe that all frats and
just twelve back then), but I instantly girls of Bubble Gang was a fun read. sororities should just disband. How
got hooked on reading your articles I enjoyed reading their interviews many cases of violence should come
and interviews. There was something especially the one with Chariz “Breast to light till we realize that this
about your magazine that perfectly Milk is the Best Milk” Solomon. outdated, unfair system that promotes
blends amusing content with relevant franz Tantiongco, via facebook corruption, favoritism, and close-
information. Through the decade of mindedness should just be left in the
being a fan, I saw some changes in IT’S NEvER ENOugh past. My brother was a victim of frat
your magazine: You have become more I kind of feel sorry for Xander Ford. violence and I will never forget what
than just a magazine that shows off Parang kahit ano ‘ng gawin sa kanya these people did to him.
sexy women (or what people may have parang kasapak-sapak pa rin mukha Justice, via email
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MAK E U P r ia aqu i n o
t’s a rare yet amazing thing when stuff
in life just seems to fall into place. Een
Mercado has everything she needs to
become a successful streamer in the
gaming industry: She’s entertaining,
knowledgeable about the culture, has
garnered a loyal fanbase, and has a face
you’ll never get tired of looking at. But
that doesn’t really make her stand out
from her contemporaries. In a world
where every content producer is vying
for the Internet’s attention, figuring
out what sets you apart could make or
break your career. Een Mercado shows
us that it takes more than just a pretty
face to make it in any industry.
Tabletop
adventures!
De p e n Di ng on w ho you want to b e or
w h e r e you want to go, th e r e’s always
a boar D gam e that’s r ig ht for you
We all have fond memories of gathering around the dining table and
playing the classics—Monopoly, Snakes and Ladders, Battleship—but
with the advent of the digital era, most of us moved on from these
If you wa nt t o
M
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cardboard based games towards the likes of Mario and Sonic the
Hedgehog. And yet somehow, the hyper-evolution of video games are FH explore a nd
making gamers yearn for a simpler time, hence the growing resurgence make Ma r s
of tabletop gaming. Fuelling this renaissance here are board game cafes habitable
and a handful of shops that make it easier for people to purchase games for huma ns :
that were previously unavailable locally. Not only are we playing more,
we're also starting to create our own games with local designers and
TERRAFORMING
publishers releasing games such as Darna at ang Nawawalang Bato
and Hugot. So for those of you eager to get back to (or start) playing
MARS
This game lets you
tabletop games, here’s a list of games that go beyond Monopoly:
experience how it must
be like to visit the red
planet and try to claim
it for humanity—and
your own capitalist
intentions. While raising
temperature, oxygen,
and water levels are
common goals for
everyone, it’s really all
about creating your own
empire. At the core of
this game is an engine-
If yo u wan t building mechanic that
t o p illag e an d lets you decide which
d i e a g lo rio u s resources to produce,
d e at h , a ll in t h e and how to use them.
n a m e o f O d in : Between spending
BLOOD RAGE your MegaCredits on a
bomb that increases the
Ragnarok has begun planet’s temperature, or
and it falls on you building a zoo for your
to lead your clan pets, you’ll find that
across Viking lands Terraforming Mars is a
to see who can gain deeply strategic game
the most glory. Seek that will challenge even
the help of Norse the most experienced
gods and mythical gamers.
creatures to help you Playtime: 90-120
win battles and pillage minutes
provinces. Spoiler Number of Players:
alert: if you wiped out 1-5
an opponent’s clan in Price: P3,850
battle and he’s happy
about it? Loki, the
god of mischief, just
screwed you over.
Playtime: 60-90
minutes
Number of Players:
2-4
Price: P4,400
GG FH 120 minutes
Players: 3-4
Price: P2,750
Classic game:
Clue / Cluedo
Try this instead:
MySTERIuM
Playtime: 40-60
minutes
Players: 2-7
Price: P2,900
Classic game:
Taboo
Try this instead:
COdENAMES
Playtime: 15-40
minutes
Players: 2-8
Price: P1,100
Classic game:
Chess
Try this instead:
7 WONdERS
duEL
Playtime: 30
minutes
Players: 2
Price: P1,650
Classic Game:
UNO Card
Game
Try this instead:
EXPLOdING
KITTENS
Playtime: 15
minutes
Players: 2-5
Price: P1,650
K I N G O F TO K Y O (2 0 1 6 E di ti on)
Each player controls heal your wounds? Or do
a monster in a bid to you push your luck and
invade Tokyo or destroy hope to get 20 points
all other monsters in before everyone else?
its path. Everything is Everything is up to you
decided using six dice, and how the dice falls.
which you can roll up Playtime: 30 minutes
to three times. Do you Number of Players:
yield that coveted spot 2-6
inside Tokyo to rest and Price: P2,200
If yo u wan t t o
g o lo o t in ’ a n d
s h o o t in ’ in t h e
Wild We st :
C O LT
EXPRESS
Bring the Wild West
experience to your
gaming table as you play
bandits trying to steal
the most loot from the
same train (the game
is played on a 3D train
instead of the usual flat
board). The game is
divided into two phases:
Schemin’ and Stealin’. In
Schemin’, players take
turns planning their
moves by playing action If you want to steal the treasure
cards that they then underneath an old castle:
have to resolve in the
Stealin’ phase. It’s this C LAN K! A D E C K-B U I LD I N G
programming mechanic
that makes this game
AD V E NTU R E
unpredictable and prone If you fancy yourself a make sure that you don’t
to chaotic finishes. knight in shining armor, make too much noise.
Playtime: 30-40 look no further than Playtime: 30-60
minutes Clank!. This game is minutes
Number of Players: equal parts card game Number of Players:
2-6 and board game. Players 1-4
Price: P2,500 get to build their own Price: P3,300 FH M
custom decks as they
progress through the
game, adding new and
more powerful cards
that aid in your quest to
loot the old castle for
precious artifacts and
other treasures. Oh,
and there’s a dragon
guarding the treasure so
A le x is,
around me. shirt and Tanya’s as well.
“Have you kissed?” Tanya wasted no time unclasping
24 “Have we? Nope, don’t think so,” my bra and throwing it aside. She then
Pa ra ñaq ue City Tanya said looking at me. straddled me and hungrily licked and
sucked my breasts. I held her closer
to me entangling my hands on her
gorgeous brown locks. I took Tanya’s
hand and guided her towards my
moistness. She pulled down my shorts
while looking at me with a sly smile.
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“Shit you’re so wet. Hey, Ivan. Check
this out,” Tanya said as she pulled her
laptop closer giving Ivan a full view of
my incredibly wet pussy. “Fuck, Alexis.
You’re sooo wet. I wanna lick you so
bad.” Ivan sighed, stroking his cock.
“Too bad you’re not here,” Tanya teased.
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Her tongue flicked at my clit before
reaching down my dripping cunt. I
squirmed and squealed as her tongue
probed deeper into my wetness.
Just when I thought it couldn’t
get any hotter, Tanya’s fingers found
my G-spot. “Ahhhh fuuuuuck. Uughh
yes!” I screamed as Tanya added a
third finger inside my cunt. “You’re
so fucking tight baby,” Tanya whined,
twisting a fourth finger inside me. Her
other hand reached up to squeeze my
breasts but I grabbed it and sucked on
her fingers.
“Oh god… you’re so hot. Cum for
me,” Tanya sighed. Just when I was
about to give in to my sweet release,
Tanya’s tongue reunited with my clit,
making me squirt and scream so
hard. “Fuck! Holy shit…ahhh! Don’t
stop, please don’t stop!” I begged as my
orgasms sent me convulsing. Tanya
pushed her fingers deeper and faster
in me. When I thought it couldn’t get
better, Ivan’s moans filled the room and
brought me to the edge. I came again
and again until my knees shook and
my shoulders shivered. Tanya giggled
and gave my pussy one final kiss
before lying down next to me.
“Fuck. You girls are amazing!” Ivan
said.
“Enjoyed the show?” Tanya asked
with an arched eyebrow.
“You bet. You’re both so fucking
hot,” Ivan said.
“Good ‘cause we were just
warming up,” Tanya smiled wickedly,
unbuttoning her jeans and lowering
my hand down her moist lips. FH M
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speakers for some gooey party by celebrating for the entire
favors. month of December with
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If you’re neighbors aren’t weekly parties at Chaos Manila.
awesome enough to December 8 is definitely a date
appreciate your family’s to save because internationally
annual karaoke concert, why acclaimed artist, DJ Ookay will
not make things a little more definitely bring the house down
intimate by booking one of the with his groovy beats.
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ten themed KTV rooms at Chaos End the New Year with no
Manila? Immerse yourself in the regrets and finally tell that
different sceneries and themed lucky lady how you feel. No
amenities of each room. matter what happens, next year’s
a chance for a new array of
possibilities.
T WO WOM E N K NO CK I NG ON TH E D O OR s
P HOTO G RAP HY
ARTU NEPOMUCENO
A s s I sTE D BY
IGNACIO GADOR
s T YLI NG
MEG MANZANO
M AK E U P
NICOLE CEBALLOS
HAI R
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getting
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TOMMY DELA CRUZ
for that
big break
Y
ou may or may not (yet) know Debbie kaya I thought of something else.
Garcia, but one thing’s for sure: she’s “I made the decision to go to college to
been around for a while. She’s been become a flight attendant because I wanted to
in the business seven years running travel the world. The thing is, matigas yung
and her resume is already quite ulo ko. I never stopped dreaming about seeing
long: Viva talent; a member of the girl group myself acting. So when the opportunity came,
Eurasia; five movies and another coming next I grabbed it. I’m still holding onto it now and
year; more than 10 ads on different platforms; my hopes are high! I know God will give it to
more than 20 TV appearances and an me at the right time,” Debbie says.
upcoming ABS-CBN teleserye next year. We’re
willing to bet that by the time she hits it big
(which might not be too far off) you’d probably
be surprised how you could have missed her.
“I started when I was 18. A talent agent
gave me his calling card. I went to tons of
VTR! To be honest, it wasn’t that easy. I was
in third year college when I started modeling.
Then I tried acting, until I met Boss Vic
[Del Rosario] and signed under Viva Artists
Agency,” Debbie says.
“My first ever TV show was Banana Split.
l’ve done several TVCs, print ads for Avon,
Watsons and guested in different shows
already. I also did some cameo roles for movies
and tried hosting as well. However, I think,
hindi pa dumadating yung big break for me,
but I’m happy where I am now! I still may
not be where I want to be but at least I’m not
where I used to be! It’s a good thing! Small
steps each day and soon you’ll be closer than
yesterday!” Debbie adds.
Unlike fellow Viva talent Angel Yap,
who she also shares top billing with as this
month’s cover, Debbie’s path to the business
is somewhat more “traditional”—she wanted
it, but had to bide her time to get the chance.
She went to college with dreams of being
a flight attendant, and also to fulfill her
parents wishes for her to finish school. Debbie
graduated at PATTS School of Aeronautics
getting
to know her
much
deeper
WOR D s
JAKOB KEANE VIRI
CONDO
B U Y E R ’ S G U I D E
KITCHEN DINING
AREA
A v ida T ow ers
Ast en
Packed with everything for the T&B
new kid on the block, Avida
offers a practical introduction
to the world of condo living with
good maintenance and locations
near major business centers.
location: Yakal, Makati
unit SiZES: 22 sqm
pricE rangE: P2.7M
aMEnitiES: Pools, MASTERS
game room, fitness gym, sky BEDROOM
garden
loanS*: 10 years @P20,200/
mo/15 years @P15,200/mo BALCONY
TIP
In order to find
the best deal for
your young family,
consider exploring
options beyond
the usual areas
(BGC, Makati,
SMDC Shine etc). “As Manila’s
congestion
R esidenc es problems
increase, the
number of
Filinvest/Entrata Amaia Land/
Don’t let SMDC’s simple unit
layouts fool you; their one-room developments
in emerging
Urban Complex Amaia Steps Nuvali
units are perfect for people who
are just learning how to rely on areas (that are Strategically located near major Located 40 kilometers south
themselves. nevertheless near call centers, this unit is at the of Metro Manila, Amaia Laguna
location: Meralco Ave., reputable schools) heart of the action, meaning was designed with nature in
Ortigas Center such as Pasig, you’re always connected when mind to create an eco-friendly
unit SiZES: 22 sqm Commonwealth, you’re needed. environment for your family.
pricE rangE: P2.7M and Cavite location: Filinvest, Alabang location: Calamba, Laguna
aMEnitiES: 24/7 security is likewise unit SiZES: 32 sqm–35 unit SiZES: 31 sqm–73 sqm
and CCTV, mailroom, increasing,” says sqm ± pricE rangE: P2.4M–P6.1M
property management pricE rangE: P3M–P5.5M aMEnitiES: The Philippines’
See.
services, pools aMEnitiES: Business center, first eco-community
chillscape lounge, function laundry services, development, grand lawn
rooms, Wi-Fi zones handicapped-friendly rooms loanS: 10 years @P18,000–
loanS*: 10 years @P20,200/ loanS: 10 years @P20,500– P45,800/mo/15 years @
mo15 years @P15,200/mo P41,300/mo/15 years @ P13,500–P34,300/mo
P16,800–P31,000/mo
F UTURE
buying during
pre-selling
(while the
property
L A NDLORDS
is still in
construction)
since you
don’t have to
pay outright,
plus some
DMCI/ As local and foreign tenants scramble for units, local entrepreneurs
snap up condos to meet demand, and if they can do it, so can
developers
offer interest
S h e rid a n T ow e r s you! Whether you’re renting to staycationers on the weekends, or
office workers during the week, it’s never been easier to rent your
free rates. A combination of resort and
properties out, thanks in part to apps like Airbnb.
[Once it’s country club, the Sheridan
finish ed.] Towers offer a level of comfort
you’ll have unlike no other where residents
a new fresh can feel free to be themselves. You have to take into consideration a
home and the location: Sheridan Street, lot of factors to make your condo more
value will be Pasig City appealing. Licensed Real Estate Broker,
way higher unit SiZES: 36.5 sqm–79.5 Annie Tejerero Valdez says condos that
sqm are “located in an area that has access to
as compared
pricE rangE: 3.2M–5.6M
to when you key attractions, that have a lower rental
aMEnitiES: Swimming pools
bought it,” and deck, plaza/tree court, fee than other condos in the area, have
says Kaimo. Alfresco lounge area, Sky Park appealing interior design, and are fully
Garden Area furnished” have a higher chance of being
loanS: 10 years @P24,000–
P42,800/mo/15 years @
TIP noticed by potential tenants.
P18,000–P31,500/mo
BATHROOM
Megaw o r ld /
The Flor ence MASTER’S
LIVING BEDROOM
A modern curved façade belies
the interior, which brings the
beauty of nature into your home.
location: McKinley Hill, Fort
Bonifacio, Taguig City DINING
unit SiZES: 40 sqm–80 sqm AREA
pricE rangE: 6.9m–14.8m
aMEnitiES: Pool with in-pool
lounge and deck, outdoor
fitness area, function room, UTILITY KITCHEN BEDROOM 1
day care center
loanS: 10 years @P51,800– BEDROOM 2
P111,000/mo/15 years @
P38,800–P83,000/mo
TIP
It has always been
a challenge to
handle properties
you left in the
Philippines since
you can’t be as
S M D C /L ight Centur y / A z u r e hands-on as you
would want to be.
Roc kw ell Lan d/ R e side n ce s U r b a n Res o r t If you’re facing
this problem, you
The Vant age Located between two MRT stops,
Res i d enc es might want to
your very own place amid the seek “companies
A luxury condo in the heart hustle and bustle of the city, has Low monthly payments make that offer property
of the city’s newest food all the convenience and amenities Century properties popular with management
street, positioned above two anyone would love to have, those on a strict budget, and while services. They’ll
levels of retail outlets, the including a mall right downstairs! having your own beach in the take care of
Vantage will be executed with location: Madison, backyard is nice, nothing beats the property,
Rockwell’strademark style and Mandaluyong the convenience of having an SM which includes
stamp of quality. unit SiZES: 22 sqm right next door. maintenance and
location: Kapitolyo, Pasig pricE rangE: 2.7M location: West Service Rd., help you market it
unit SiZES: 29 sqm–91 sqm aMEnitiES: 24/7 security Parañaque
pricE rangE: 4M–12.2M to people. You just
and CCTV, mailroom, high- unit SiZES: 25 sqm–60s qm
aMEnitiES: Pools, courtyard speed elevators, property pricE rangE: 3.2M–7.2M
have to pay them a
lawn, function rooms, fitness management services, pools, aMEnitiES: Lap pool, beach monthly fee,” says
studio deck, board walk Chillscape lounge, function volleyball and basketball court, Kaimo.
loanS: 10 years @ rooms, Wi-Fi zones Azure roofdecks
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W H E N yOu ON Ly c O m E s Ec ON D TO H E r D O yOu:
A B C D
THE SITUATION
1 to be her “boyfriend”,
“beau”, “boo”, or whatever
she calls you, you also
Having an ambitious and
more successful woman
doesn’t make you less
for the ego boost—allow
her born-to-kill, built-to-
win, high-maintenance
YOU’RE THE ROBIN TO HER BATMAN agreed to be the “beta”
(Notice how they all
of a man. In fact, dating
a hard-to-impress alpha
attitude to push you to
bring your A-game all
OR MORE FITTINGLY, THE JAIME TO start with the letter
“b?”). Before you even
female not only ups your
social cred, but also
the time. She doesn’t
want a boring spectator,
HER CERSEI. AND EVERYONE SEEMS locked lips and fingers
with this super woman,
tells everyone that there
MUST be “something
she wants a worthy chal-
lenger. Believe us, you’ll
TO THINK THE SAME. you knew what you about you” and you’re come out a be-ta man.
B E TA
B
THE SITUATION
3 THE SITUATION 4
S H E ’ S T O O F O C U S E D O N H E R W O R K A N D D A I LY W HE N YOU’RE OUT ON DATE S, YOU F E E L LI KE A C O N VOY
COMMITMENTS THAT SHE RARELY RINGS YOU BACK AND T O T H E N E x T C A N D I D AT E F O R P R E S I D E N C Y ( W E WA N T
HAS GOTTEN YOU THINKING, “WE DON’T TALK ANYMORE, T O S AY M I S S U N I V E R S E , B U T S H E W O N ’ T L I K E I T ) .
W E D O N ’ T TA L K A N Y M O R E L I K E W E U S E D T O D O O O …” HOW TO DEAL
HOW TO DEAL Feeling a little left out, buddy? You’ve stopped in almost every corner
You used to be her numero uno, literally holding the coveted “1” key on of the mall, been introduced at least 20 times and spent 3 minutes
her quick dial. But lately, your me-and-you time is squeezed between wait time per person—that’s one hour of precious date time! So, she’s
yoga classes, power lunches and late night presentation prepping; she more popular than you, no surprise there…but her thriving social life
doesn’t even have a minute to take your call or do some mid-afternoon also gives you the chance to network and expand your circle. Instead
flirting. All that hard work and no sexting privileges! Not to be clingy, of being stuck in grin mode, pretending you understand what the hell
but have a serious sit-down with your woman and remind her that you they’re yapping about, chat up the other boyfriend who’s also bored
need some lovin’ too. Sync up your schedules for some QT and while waiting—a lot of bromances are born this way. Hook up her single girl
she’s busy conquering the world, you can always hit the gym, watch friends with your boys for group dates. Keep at it and her popularity
games on TV all afternoon, and catch up with friends like a bachelor— will rub off on you, and soon you’re on your way to becoming the next
no fake excuses needed. It’s the best of both worlds. power couple.
HOW TO DEAL
THE SITUATION 7 She’s frank—it’s better than dealing with the usual passive-aggressive
stunt women pull. If you don’t agree with her, don’t fall into the chauvinist
SHE’S NOT SHY TO trap and call her out as being too “subjective”, “irrational”, or the mother of
T E L L YO U T H AT YO U ’ R E all forbidden words– “emotional”. Date nights will also mean engaging in
NURSING A BEER endless debates that you never seem to win, but don’t raise your white flag
just yet. She may be the automatic victor (though, you have to admit, she is
B E L LY O R Y O U H A V E A right 99.9% of the time), but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t enjoy sparring
FLINTSTONE’S MINDSET with you. Remember, her confidence in the communication department
also translates under the sheets and nothing’s sexier than a woman who
WHEN IT COMES TO can bark orders on how she wants your lovin’ served, talk you into trying
WOMEN DRIVERS. new bedroom moves, and engage in honest pillow talk. FH M
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SWEET
ECSTACY
a secret?
us since the beginning when we were just
trying out these different recipes,” says Al
Galang, co-owner of Sweet Ecstacy. We did
some delicious sleuthing to get a look at a
few top-secret food offerings around Manila,
Th e s e fo u r r e sTau ranTs o f f e r and left some clues for you so you can solve
p leasanT s u r p r i s e s fo r Th e c u r i o u s this culinary case and order them yourself.
A lot of people know that
Sweet Ecstasy has a secret
menu—their bestselling
? 1 ?
Steamed Burger was
originally an off-menu
item. But the real mystery
is the size of their secret
menu, which co-owner
Al Galang describes as a
living, breathing creature
that keeps growing and
changing.
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Words:
Marianne salazar
phoToGraphY:
We highly recommend getting their
JonaThan Baldonado sinfully good vanilla ice cream
sandwich, which comes in a sweet, 3
deep-fried bun that tastes like a glazed
donut.
3 ? 4 ?
Pepe___ _ _’s
Swap your usual Milkshake
order of Kamote Fries A milkshake is the
for their deep-fried perfect foil to all that
jalapeño slices, served grease and heat. Take
with a garlic aioli dip. a break from the spicy
Non-fans of spicy stuff with a peanut
food need not worry: butter splush named
the heat is absolutely after one of the Sweet
tolerable. X owners.
4
Get the
hint
If you’re having a
hard time filling in
the blanks maybe
flipping to our
page ender might
not be such a bad
idea.
LAZY BASTARD
With its unmissable neon
sign, Lazy Bastard makes
no qualms about serving
good food the way you want
it. They can offer you pretty
much any kind of burger you
want—provided they have the
ingredients to create it—but
if you don't want to think too
much, both of these off-
menu dishes come highly
recommended:
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PENGUIN taking.
D I R E CTO RY
SWEET
E C STA C Y
10 Jupiter St. cor.
Asteroid St., Barangay
Bel-Air 1408 Makati
LAZY 11
B A STA R D
22 Jupiter St. cor.
Galaxy St., Makati
VAMPIRE
PENGUIN
1605, 30 Meralco Ave.,
San Antonio, Pasig
9
ABV
VOLUME) It sees a good crowd every day of
Basement Floor, 1209, the week. But it’s true surprise is its
22 Jupiter St., Makati baristas: If you’re not in the mood for
anything on the bar’s menu, these
talented men and women can whip up
a unique cocktail to suit your tastes.
9 ? 10 ? 11 ?
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Feeling a bit brash?
ABV has a highly
L__s Don’t judge a drink
alcoholic green spirit _rav_l_d by how it looks.
that’s been pretty If you want something After a few glasses
controversial in the new, ask for the of this dainty-
past. It’s so strong, you cocktail Abby made looking-mango-and
have to tone it down for the Don Papa rum cocktail, you’ll
with water and some Rum challenge. The soon be singing like
If you want something sugar before drinking. fruity drink, probably the yellow songbird
ke y s to t h e v i p m e n u
can’t f i g u r e it o ut? w e g ot yo u c ove r e d
1 . P e a n u t B u t t e r J a l a P e ñ o ; 2 . t h e e n d 2 . 0 ; 3 . P e P e ñ o s ; 4 . a l’ s M i l k s h a k e ; 5 . s o u t h e r n C o M f o r t ; 6 . f o u r
C h e e s e B u r g e r ; 7. P e a n u t B u t t e r C u P ; 8 . M a n g o o n g ; 9 . a B s i n t h e ; 1 0 . t h e r o a d l e s s t r a v e l e d ; 1 1 . C a n a r y
pizza Dog
This little diddy was an off-menu item at
the time when we shot this article but
because it was so sought after, the guys
at the Lazy Bastard decided to make it an
official item on their menu. FHM
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M A K E U P : A R C H I E T O L E N T I N O †, a n d J A N I N A D I Z O N | H A I R : D AV E G R O N A
M I M AI O N G & JAC K I E S O
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
El Kapi tan
1 part Tanduay 5
Years
3 parts dark cola 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27
Stir. Put ice cubes.
Garnish with
lemon and lime
wedges. 28 29 30 31
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S O F IA M I G U E L
Gal era
Sun rise
FEBRUARYSUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT
Boracay
SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI
MARCH
SAT SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT
Coco
Overload 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
2 measures Boracay
Rum
Cappuccino
3 parts chocolate
drink 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
1 tsp. condensed
milk
Mix.
Add crushed ice. 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
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Z AN d R A G O N Z AL E Z
SUN
APRIL
MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT
Strawberry
Daiqu iri 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
2 parts Tanduay 5
Years
1/2 part lemon juice
1/2 part orange juice
2 parts mango juice 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28
Fill with clear soda.
Put ice cubes.
Garnish with lemon
and orange slices. 29 30
#THISISWORK TANDUAY CALENDAR 2018
K I E S HA AN C H ETA
SUN MON
MAY
TUE WED THU FRI SAT SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT
Palm B each 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
1 measure Tanduay
65
1 measure London
Gin
1 measure pineapple 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
juice
Add crushed
pineapple.
Add ice cubes. 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
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AN NA P E AR S O N
SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT SUN MON TUE
JULY WED THU FRI SAT
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
Ru m Sou r
4 parts Tanduay
White
2 parts lemon juice 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28
2 parts curacao
Shake.
Garnish with
cherry. 29 30 31
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K I M L U Z & Q U E E N I E COS CA
AUGUST SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT
Red Vixen
2 measures Tanduay
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
1854
1 measure cranberry
2 measures raspberry
juice
1 measure apple juice 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
Fill with lemonade.
Add ice cubes.
Add apple slices
for garnish. 26 27 28 29 30 31
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L AI AU ST R IA & R I Z Z A M AE C R U Z
All Time
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Punch
2 measures Tanduay
Superior Rum
3 measures dark cola 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22
2 measures clear cola
Ami gos
Pin acolada
OCTOBER
SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT
2 measures Embassy
5 measures coconut
cream
2 measures single
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
cream
2 measures simple
syrup
NOVEMBER
SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT
B oracay 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Cafe L at te
2 parts Tanduay
Select
1 part condensed milk
1/2 gram coffee 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
3 parts water