(12/04) ju-ju-ju-just drink gonna be ok ben-ni-ni-ni!
(12/04) benni must be drank as a whole, there is no reason to consume it like a benni miniseries just enjoy a nice long relax (12/03) the juice in the song "juice" by lizzo is not actually juice but a potent berry cbd blend (12/01) more like ... Benni-dict Cumberbatch (11/28) 🦃🦃 today is stressful, you know we're here for you all. happy thanksgiving! 🦃🦃 (11/26) how benni feels (11/26) in case you’ve run out of benni, this song should get you thru your day (11/25) turn up the sheryl crow, we’re taking some benni and doing a puzzle (11/24) me logging off after seeing all the bad vibes on this cursed website (11/22) we exclusively main yoshi for smash. yoshi represents everything we want to be and more. (11/20) at the movie theater and you won’t believe what they’re charging for benni! outrageous!! (11/19) consciously avoiding all possibilities for my vibes to be compromised. that’s right, i’m sitting in my room, with the door locked, watching seinfeld. (11/19) very much considering stealing baby yoda raising arizona-style (11/17) up with the 🦃 but it’s never too early to try our delicious berry blend 🦃 (11/16) late night cbd dosing to keep your mind clear of sleep paralysis demons for the morning currently trying to get the alphabet restructured to go a cbd d e f g h i i k (11/15) benni is good (11/13) i’m more about white white wine (11/12) it appears we are not included with Disney + which is a shame because we go very well with old episodes of The Simpsons pic.twitter.com/FqTKWMbupF (11/12) when the cbd hits right before your anxiety can ruin your day pic.twitter.com/YLMIrHVP1n (11/12) c ⊂_ヽ \\ b \( °͡ ͜ʖ °͡ ) > ⌒ヽ / へ\ / / \\d レ ノ ヽ_つ / / / /| ( (ヽ | |、\ | 丿 \ ⌒) || )/ノ) Lノ (_/ (11/11) we will never make a pun that substitutes “berry” for “very”. if so feel free to screenshot this and reply to publicly own us. we’d truly hate that level of publicity. (11/11) jimmy likes benni jimmy’s real sweet on benni oh yeah jimmy would love to get a whole bunch of benni pic.twitter.com/hdDMf13RKg (11/10) oooo bwuy our pwoduct :3 :3 :3 :* (11/10) what if we ran this account entirely in a bwaby voice (11/09) you mean to tell me that your cbd products are not 100% natural? pic.twitter.com/N3X1Xb89sT (11/09) not considering apple+ tv but if they were introduced something like i don’t know BERRY+ tv i’d be deeply interested (11/09) me shielding myself from all the chaos and mayhem of life pic.twitter.com/KSXPw0ItJw (11/08) berry flavored is such an exciting term. so full of mystery. what kind of berry? who knows but you’re gonna like it (11/08) @headath69 excuse me (11/08) crazy how georgia has produced both america’s greatest rock band (rem) and america’s greatest rap group (outkast) pic.twitter.com/0jqcyLZF8w (11/06) cbd absolutely and completely cures stickittothemaniosis (11/06) sometimes it just feels like a school of rock day (11/06) @D1_CollegeLife a lot of places to snag benni in ATL! (11/06) @D1_CollegeLife are you thirsty too? (11/06) @KimQ10k we can help you, dear (11/05) for all of those self-partnered types out there, we are here to calm your nerves (11/05) temporary solution to the collective stress from all this "ok boomer" discourse -> buy benni (11/05) @JussCHiiiill back at u (11/05) @Doshie_ just talked to the world's biggest scientist and this is objectively true! (11/04) why is it berry flavored and not "berri" flavored? ceo, cmon put me in charge boss i got radical ideas (11/04) @lindsayglenne have u considered one that is berry flavored and all natural? (11/04) @LoganBDoubleU seems like a cool guy from our perspective (11/04) people think cbd is just shortened from "cannabidiol" but it actually is an anagram for CHILL BRO, DAMN (11/04) @1Frontendaway we can help u out what's up what's up (11/04) @NajIsLike bless you and thanks for the new nightly ritual 🦃 (11/03) hate 2 b boring but wow it is so dark out what the heck (11/03) relax it’s getting colder out, we got an extra hour of sleep, and it’s time to unwind pic.twitter.com/uULf06lV3x (11/02) throwing a halloween party? In november??? in THIS economy?????!!!! (11/02) in regards to pokemon, we must support our obv cbd queen pic.twitter.com/pJh11ABH1h (10/31) just tried to pitched a pumpkin-spiced rebrand and they threw my out of the second-story window :( (10/31) last day to get pumpkin spiced benni off the ground and onto the market just gotta talk to the guys at the top (10/31) are they saying boo or boo-enni??? (10/30) the south just doesn't believe in autumn does it? (10/29) CBD heads come one, come all! Reply with your first name and favorite emoji and I’ll give you your ✨CBD✨ name. #NationalCatDay (10/29) fantano would give us a strong 8 for sure. no I don't want to @ him, we don't have melon flavor just yet. (10/29) tuesday? with benni??? no problem! 🦃 (10/28) to all vampires: might i propose an alternative beverage to your bloodlust? 27just turned down to go on joe rogan again. joe keeps calling us, breathing into the phone, and hanging up. LEAVE US ALONE JOE (10/27) @nattallliie demos can be better than the final product somtimes tho (10/27) woke up early, drank some benni. feeling great! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 (10/26) college kids go sit in a library, take cbd products, and have internal crises over the impending future (10/25) wow, can't believe kanye released a whole album about how much he loves cbd- based products (10/25) hot weather is looking like it's finally gone for the year. rip my best summer fit. pic.twitter.com/SUjRMTcWRq (10/24) me before i have my morning benni pic.twitter.com/VdEvZBJXRH (10/24) what if we made pumpkin spiced benni for the seasonal spirit, just kidding hahaha....unless (10/23) the only certain things in life are death and that we’re 100% all natural 🦃🦃🦃🦃 (10/22) @monesoldthat pretty good, very chill (10/22) @Shabriel_ patches are cool but are they berry flavored? (10/22) @nylahohmylord what if there was a cbd drink? (10/22) @key_wild_ we can't help with school but we can absolutely help we that stress (10/21) vibe check 🦃🦃 lookin good, move forward pls (10/21) imagine not drinking b🥰🥰🥰not drinking ben🥰be🥰🥰I cant even say it (10/20) Sunday nights always stress me out. If you're feeling the same way, you know what to do pic.twitter.com/9aC7sy1BHw (10/19) risk should come with complimentary benni as an insurance policy pic.twitter.com/TskqVvbK8l (10/19) cee bee dee cee bee da paul mccartney is rolling in his grave that i cracked the code (10/19) linkin park, 30 seconds to mars, and papa roach have played at this relish. i wanna eat my burger, not have an anxiety attack. (10/18) cats won't stop following me and meowing in b minor what do i do (10/17) excuse me, sir. i am here to chill and vibe and have a good time 🦃 (10/17) @AntonyTee this is the perfect place for us to agree and shamelessly advertise! (10/17) @timerra3 we have the perfect beverage to accompany your journey (10/17) what do we want? BERRY FLAVORED CBD BEVERAGES! when do we want them? AT THE EARLIEST POSSIBLE CONVIENCE! thank you! YOU'RE WELCOME! (10/17) benni straw 🥰 🥰 berry 🥰 🥰 obama bill hader (10/16) my friends: you okay? me: ...yeah I’m fine my headphones (still): Mitski - Nobody 1:11 ━──❍─────── -3:13 ↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺ volume: ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ 100% (10/16) u dorks who disagree 🥰 /| |\ / \ (10/16) taking the bold stance of “i” superiority all of u that disagree are clowns (10/16) benni benny \🦃/ ☹️ | | /| |\ / \ / \ (10/15) late night? stressed out? don’t you worry, we’re on the clock twenty four seven and just want what’s best for u wonderful people (10/15) miss the summer and our summer bods already pic.twitter.com/9Pi8ytRfxA (10/13) went 2 the d or for my vibe check and got thrown out the fire exit by a strapping young man (10/13) man I thought seashell collecting was 2019s hottest trend (10/12) never giving up on pumpkin spiced benni, boss people this is my pitch u gotta do it (10/12) which kind of relaxation is best? (10/11) yr man better be wearing stripes and plaid for a halloween costume (10/11) gosh we got that BERRY BLEND. what kind of BERRIES? the BEST kind of BERRIES! (10/10)┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we ▔▏┗┛▕▔ stan ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ cbd blends ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ (10/10) hey girl pic.twitter.com/TPJQushdy3 (10/09) late night? looking to wind down? we got u. (10/09) our full name is actually meetbennington but the local school children kept making fun of us and throwing our free samples at passing trains :/ (10/08) @notpotdealer 97 points (100 comedy points but -1 for each year off) (10/08) not caring about how often the circle k clerk sees u buying ice cream is a true sign of (10/08) @notpotdealer i'm 25 thank u very much (10/08) out here trying to make every day feel like a beach boys song for u wonderful ppl (10/07) the support is thoroughly appreciated! much love! twitter.com/rosaaface/stat… (10/07) three is never a crowd when it's the homies! especially when they're tropical berry flavored! pic.twitter.com/mkP0LVq4Rf (10/07) very nice to see our jingle 🦃drink benni cuuuz it's friendli! 🦃 be named the best song of the 2010s by pitchfork! thank u!! (10/07) coffee takes like a few minutes we take like none. obv the better choice for the necessary morning pick up. (10/06) what an early meme-era internet deepcut whoever posted this is getting fired (10/06) i'm at the pizza hut, i'm at the taco bell, mom pls come pick me up (10/06) friendly stray cats are a godsend pic.twitter.com/gaSgGGvHOX (10/05) @YBankroll peep the product (10/05) @ashley25meyer we can help with that (10/05) @http_tianna we can help (10/05) @cxrpsebride we can help (10/05) we may not be an official resort but it sure feels like a vacation when we're together. pic.twitter.com/XvTxBqAeZ5 (10/04) relax without the relax. it's pretty good tbh! stay hydrated everyone! it's still hot out! pic.twitter.com/FP1xGYD97V (10/04) what if (hear me out) we made (hear me out) pumpkin spiced relax (hear me out) it's very expensive (10/03) wow! thanks, obama! (no joke!) pic.twitter.com/fuZnR6L7nL (10/03) u guys ever get goldfish for halloween? i was always thankful for such a savory wild card to be thrown into my pillow case of sweets (10/2) spooky szn should last the entirety of fall. do we really need to make ember the turkey month? (10/02) let's try this again pic.twitter.com/5gJTAyTaEy (10/01) bro why is there a jack o lantern emoji 🦃 but not a pumpkin emoji?? what about the other eleven months!!! (09/30) less than three hours until we all can rewatch scary godmother 2: the revenge of jimmy (09/30) (•_•) <) )╯WE’RE / \ \(•_•) ( (> ALL / \ (•_•) <) )> NATURAL / \ (09/29) making my way downtown, walking at a relaxed pace because I'm punctual and gave myself enough time to get to my destination without having to rush (09/29) or a game of smash (09/29) we'd like to formally challenge emergen-C to a parking lot fist fight (09/28) im blue cee bee dee za ba da (09/28) the sound of my stummy pic.twitter.com/I3v3fArWVY (09/26) me in middle school listening the scientist by coldplay for the first time pic.twitter.com/lhpF5hO6lS (09/26) ready to hit the town with some jamz pic.twitter.com/IEvYKiLGEo (09/26) billie eilish? more like billie i wish i had a relax right now *audience violently begins to boo* (09/25) we all natural up in this bih (09/25) straight up wanna live inside the air bubble in my apple tur er pic.twitter.com/BxAsvDbPEY (09/24) both imagine and party rock anthem were actually written after benni consumption (09/24) a music festival... but everyone is only drinking cbd blends. only vampire weekend is booked and everyone has pleasant and insightful conversations about their pets (09/23) update: benni does NOT prevent u from crying when death cab comes on in your car (09/23) tfw u buy cbd oil and it's full of sugar pic.twitter.com/iQQt7XLhY3 (09/23) a reminder that relax is keto friendly :) (09/22) looking for a sublease. rent is pretty cheap and i'll knock off utilities pic.twitter.com/B8TNogCEqo (09/22) fsu really knows when to play the right song ;) pic.twitter.com/a6F2y25ixa (09/21) alexa DO NOT SKIP boogie wonderland (09/21) alexa: play earth wind and fire (09/20) got a good relax in, 🦃🦃 pic.twitter.com/Ryn002rzaU (09/19) partyin'... not too hard as the weekend has not yet arrived but still p dang hard (09/19) @ jimmy eat world, what if i have already written myself off? do u have a song for that?? (09/19) hump day memes could only have existed in like 2011 (09/18) I love this benni more than I love myself pic.twitter.com/y7aOwTEmgq (09/18) looking for a quick, all-natural, way to focus? we got you covered pic.twitter.com/caiWep1jnU (09/16) i understand garfield on so many different conceivable levels rn (09/16) corn pop a lil relax in ur mouth 🦃 (09/15) FDA certified that our vibes are good (09/15) "this Benni ain't shit" two minutes later: pic.twitter.com/maMktKgeTX (09/14) it's too hot. someone needs to change that. (09/13) fun games, good times pic.twitter.com/7SoYUMRWJC (09/12) woke up from a scary dream. it's all good now that I'm relaxed :) (09/11) we absolutely support our vegan friends in their quest for health and environmental consciousness (09/11) when you hear someone say "I'm a vegan" in public pic.twitter.com/OpvDrVWwgt (09/10) gangs all here 🦃🦃🦃 pic.twitter.com/RgUbSXF89P (09/09) it's always good to get away and relax for a minute yknow :) (09/09) other places I might be interested in - aruba - jamaica - bermuda - bahama - key largo - montreal (09/09) what do u mean kokomo isn't a real place (09/09) where is kokomo? it sounds v nice and i'd love to go there for a quick vacation (09/08)me after benni pic.twitter.com/jXILV5RpK1 (09/07) luv grabbing the biggest slice available rather than the next chronological piece of pie pic.twitter.com/92McPkeIUv (09/07) it’s a popup and everyone is invited #atl #popup pic.twitter.com/Lkt1Cu02Cm (09/06) the o.c. revival when? (09/05) dang i need to go to bed but i'm not tired. just need 2 RELAX if ya know what i mean ;) (09/04)i know that there are good vibes but i think should we strive for GREAT vibes (09/04)how it feels when that relax hits pic.twitter.com/VrRAwNp1vC (09/03) idk about you guys but all these clown movies coming out are really stressin me out (09/02) yas queen yes queen yis queen yos queen yus queen (yys queen)? (09/01) new lana is makin' the eyes sweat :,) or :,( (08/29) pic.twitter.com/mVsRSbz9Zq (08/28) haha wow classes are stressful already, huh? 🦃🦃🦃