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DeYtH Banger

Yup, Please Hate YourSelf (BJ's


Life #5)
Just Take It Lightly!
Yup, Please Hate YourSelf

by DeYtH Banger
Wow... what?

You are asking have I made a mistake? - Nope, the title is


correct!
Wow... what? - Everything is right with the title
Did "I" read it right? - Yup, you read it right

the title is

"Yup, Please Hate YourSelf"

Did "I" saw it... right? - Yes


Author Note

So this here is message from me, I am starting something


new... it's again from the series... jokes by BJ... but it's going to be a
different title... a different type... I am going to put in action stuff
which I have read, listen to... and watched... I want to put them in
action. So far as for now I know that upon people... it's possible to
apply all type of power... being bad... awful... being horrible to
people... being arrogant .. it's all possible. We could start from
showing to 100 people middle finger... up to getting few middle
fingers along the ways... we can continue the road... that the more
better you become in comedy the more haters you get the more
people are going to envy and become your enemy. So far some
people along this here way are going to be pissed off... be offended
and even go master level with this ideas and content. I don't judge
people and I am not responsible for somebody going to hard or to
far with life.

RIGHT NOW YOU CAN STOP AND GO GET ANOTHER BOOK


REALLY I MEAN IT
GO GET ANOTHER BOOK
GET A FICTIONAL BOOK
GET A FUN BOOK
GET SOMEBODY ELSE BOOK

THIS HERE BOOK IS NOT FOR YOU


IT'S GOING TO RUIN YOUR DAY...
IT'S GOING TO FUCK YOU OVER AND PROBABLY YOU
WON'T COME OUT HAPPY
SO YEAH... CLOSE
IT
BURN IT
CUT IT
THROW IT AWAY...

....

SO YEAH
KILL YOURSELF

YOU READ IT RIGHT


THE WHOLE MESSAGE GO GRAB A KNIFE AND KILL
YOURSELF
GO GET A GUIDE ON 'HOW TO KILL MYSELF'... ON THE
INTERNET
YOU CAN FIND BOOKS ON THIS TOPIC ... ARTICLE

AND HOW FUN IS THAT?

KILLING YOURSELF

SOUNDS
FUN ... EXCITING... SLIGHTLY ESCALATING
NERV WRECKING
AWESOME RIDE... GREAT IDEA

WHY YOU DON'T STOP WITH THE NOTE


... JUST START WRITE DOWN THE MESSAGE... WHY YOU
ARE DOING THIS
TELL THEM HOW YOU ARE DEPRESSED HOW YOU FEEL
FUCKED UP... THERE IS A WHOLE BOOK ON THIS TOPIC... I
DON'T REMEMBER THE AUTHOR
BUT SO FAR FROM MY MEMORY I REMEMBER THAT HE
WAS A PSYCHOLOGIST AND HE WANTED HIS CLIENTS AND
READERS WRITE DOWN
WHY THEY FEEL SPECIFIC EMOTIONS... TO WRITE IT
DOWN ON PAPER
SO DO THIS

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT


THEORY... DOESN'T MAKE YOU A STRONG ACTION TAKER
SO GO TAKE AACTION... KILL YOURSELF

WE GOT EMAILS
WE GOT PHONES

YOU GONNA SEND US THE REPLY ON WHY YOU KILL


YOURSELF

SO YEAH GOD EXISTS... THAT'S THE TRUTH... HE ALL DAY


SENDS MESSAGES ON FACEBOOK AND MESSANGER... BUT
THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE IGNORANT OF HIS BEHAVIOR...
WE ARE IGNORANT FROM HIS EXISTENCE.... WE HAVE SO
FAR WITH IGNORANCE... THAT WE IGNORE HOMELESS... AND
OTHER TYPES OF GROUP OF PEOPLE... WHO WE HATE...
WHO ARE STRANGERS... WHO ARE ENEMIES... WE IGNORE
THEM... GOD IS SOMEWHERE BELOW ALL GROUPS... BELOW
ALL HATRED... AND IGNORANCE

If you want to find God... you need to go deep we are not talking
to start masturbating... this is pure mood turn... and positive
escalating provision... so far this is the last resort your mountain
wants. SO far what you want is to become action taker... grab a
spoon... ... fork... knife... or whatever your weapon of choice is and
kill yourself.

MIDDLE FINGER FOR ALL FUCKS!


Content

Books To Read

Part 1

Comedy: Alright
Comedy: Alright 2
Comedy: Dangerous
Comedy: Failure
Comedy: Lie
Comedy: Frames
Comedy: Hate You

Part 2

Comedy: MoveOver
Comedy: MoveOver 2
Comedy: MoveOver 3
Comedy: Vivid
Comedy: Wose It (Part 1)
Comedy: Wose It (Part 2)
Comedy: Special
Comedy: Bang A Midget
Comedy: Bang A Midget 2
Comedy: Bang A Midget 3
Comedy: Break A Leg
Comedy: I Hope
Comedy: Madness
Comedy: Humans
Comedy: Wow…He
Comedy: Just… Just
Comedy: Wow… She
Comedy: Full
Comedy: Anger
Comedy: Whoa
Comedy: Mom
Comedy: Hate
Comedy: Out Of
Comedy: Sucess As General
Comedy: F for Fu (1)
Comedy: F For Fu (2)
Comedy: F For Suck (1)
Comedy: F For Suck (2)
Comedy: Molested
Comedy: Stare
Comedy: Life…?- It Sucks!?
Comedy: Hog
Comedy: Nervous
Comedy: Pick On It
Comedy: You Got It Wrong
Comedy: Got It Right
Comedy: Mutations
Comedy: Touch
Comedy: NRight
Comedy: Offended
Comedy: Offended 2
Comedy: Dick
Comedy: Dick 2
Comedy: Words 1
Comedy: Words 2
Comedy: Words 3
Comedy: Words 4
Comedy: Words 5
Comedy: Words 6
Comedy: Words 7
Comedy: Words 8
Comedy: Words 9
Comedy: Words 10
Comedy: Words 11
Comedy: Words 12
Comedy: Words 13
Comedy: Words 13 (Part 2)
Comedy: Rudimentary
Comedy: Think About Yourself
Comedy: Me And Me
Comedy: Secret
Comedy: Advice
Comedy: Answers
Comedy: Guys
Comedy: Zuper

Part 3

Comedy: Life
Comedy: Blatter
Comedy: If My Mom Hates me… It’s Great
Comedy: Sobriety
Books To Read

Napalm & Silly Putty by George Carlin


More Napalm and Silly Putty by George Carlin
No Cure for Cancer by Denis Leary
The Quotable A**hole: More than 1,200 Bitter Barbs, Cutting
Comments, and Caustic Comebacks for Aspiring and Armchair
A**holes Alike by Eric Grzymkowski
I Hate Your Guts by Jim Norton
Work! Consume! Die!: You Are Bored. This is the
Antidote by Frankie Boyle - (I hate this guy OKAY!?)
Too Fat to Fish by Artie Lange
Brain Droppings by George Carlin
Comedy: Alright

By DeYtH Banger

Wasting sleep… wasting life… what more?.. Have you ever heard
the concept gray matter?… OKAY!?…… Great that you know what
it is… now get some of this shit. What bothers me these days is:

1) Everyone acts cool in a bar/club or disco… - why there isn’t a


person who is in persona… miserable… miserable life!?

2) Why people believe in the lame story if jesus and the whole
bullshit of the bible?

- It’s fiction… it’s made up … OKAY!?

If you gonna believe in the magician jesus… start beliving in pink


cats… pink sun… pink grass and so on and forward…

I read the bible it’s the biggest fiction… I have ever faced in my life,
but with differences… it got morons below it.. which pray and preach
upon it.. as so far moron = mormon.
JUST A SEC.. AFTER MINUTE… AFTER FEW MINUTES

The more forced time is put here the more lies the liar is applying
into the layer of normality, I am better off to log off and start doing
some other activities. I going to be honest… I like information… I
like data… I like to learn new stuff and put myself on huge new big
roofs… we are not talkimg about cheap scholarship… It’s more likely
freetime investment we can start with lion loses a fight with a tiger…
A guy with name Walter snd we are not talking about Walter Disney
100% sure… it’s other Walter who gets twice struck by a lighting abd
once his grave gets…

OH MAN THIS GUY IS DEFINETLY CURSE


AND WE DON’T WANT ANOTHER FUCKING GOOSEBUMP
STORY FOR THIS CURSE… OKAY… R.L
STINE?

FUCK YOU
AND FUCK YOUR FINGERS

Finding out is near to messing with…


Depression… anxiety… phobias… are developed around the ages
16 and 24… I put this distant shitty phrase as …
“OH WELL I GOT FUCKED OVER”

If somebody gets the message, it’s great… but let’s clear it up… we
shouldn’t tolerate people who are not open minded and open for to
learn and apply new shit to day to day to their life.

OKAY MIDDLE FINGER TO A STRANGER


- AND HAVE A NICE DAY
OKAY… :

“I am here for vaginal soup…”


“I want a cup of vaginal soup…”
“One cup of vaginal soup”

Out there is scary place we can’t lie about it… some people get
mad… angry… sad… other can beat the shit out of you… and really
some people can’t take a joke… get a joke and let’s not miss or skip
that along the line a whole bunch of people get offended

So I saw a lady waiting on the ATM for money and doing her shit… I
was with a empty cup in my hands and I went next to her… and said

“I want full cup of semen…”


Her answer was

“Go away… fuck off… off fuck off..”


The lesson is learn as Anthony Jeselnik goes… go and fucking


offend people… give time to people… they are going to get over this
shit… sooner or later!
Comedy: Alright 2

By DeYtH Banger

The day is the same the most cases you got fucking depression…
so go down there and do something which is going to save me and
you…

KILL YOURSELF
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

IT’S EASY!

DO THE RIGHT MOVES

Abrahom Lincoln loves cats… he left the cat to eat on the table in
the white house, the real big interesting truck is that Lincoln was
killed by fox outside and cat inside killer. Think about your father…
now face the toilet!
YUP IT KINDA SUCKS
THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CHOOSEN TO BE HERE AND BURN… IN
THE FIRE!

YOU FUCKING DEMANDING… DIGESTIVE FUCK!

Oh I got it… the main reason I can’t fuck women is because… I am


nice… I AM FUCKING NICE… UGHHHH
NICE

I HATE THIS WORD


THE WAY IT SOUNDS
THE MEANING

….

THE WHOLE SHITTY CONCEPT

I HATE IT

I hope I drain into a vaginal canals blood… I hope I die in a


dumpster… I WANT TO FUCK ROT FOREVER AND EVER… I AM
GOOD GUY… GOOD GUYS… GET AS FAR AS TALKING
NOTHING FURTHER…
FUCK THIS DOWNWARD SPINE COMPLEX

If I can’t fuck with girls and tease them… I AM TOTALLY FUCKED


FROM INSIDE UP TO OUTSIDE

I DID A DICTIONARY RESEARCH… F9R THIS SHIT GOES AS


FAR… YOU ARE NOT EMOTIONALLY CAPABLE HUMAN
BEING… FOR FURTHER ADO… CALL AND PRAY TO GOD FOR
YOUR SALVATION!
Comedy: Dangerous

By DeYtH Banger

People say facts are useless… it’s useless to read books which
don’t improve your life and also sleep deprivation… systematically
ruins you… HOW ABOUT GO MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS
YOU FUCK SCHMUCK CONFIDANT!

IF I HATE ANY TYPE OF PROCESS THAT’S THE THINKING


PROCESS… I FUCKING HATE IT… IT’S AWKWARD… IT’S
MESSY… IT’S AWFUL AND ALWAYS TIMID AS FUCK

I am not trying to be funny by any type of means… I am just me…


sharing… One guy told me that I look like a guy who cheats the
system a con artist… how about stop insulting innocent victim like
me… I do manifestos… affirmations… the last type of mindset is
victimhood mentally….

Sloppy fish… the fate guy..… HOW ABOUT YOY DEAR FUCKS…
GRAB COUPLE OF DICKS AND… START INDULGING INTO
PRACTICE… NOTHING IS BETTER OFF THAN BLOWJOB WEAK
MIND MENTALITY… IT’S TOTAL BEND THE SLEVES ASS

One friend said to me that he lies… he cheated the challenge and


we go as far as… a prostitute to him has suggested… “DO YOU
WANT SEX?”… how about stop being a fat slime fuck and start
seeing the reality… CONTAINER FULL OF FART… WE ARE NOT
TALKING ABOUT LEVEL OF DETERMINATING LOGISTICS WE
ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GO TO FUCK PROCESS… ALLOW
AND AVOID AND IT’S NOT FREE OKAY… SHUZZY???

I FEEL OFFENDED FROM LIARS WHO SAY DON’T HAVE FREE


TINE… BUT IN THE END… END UP HANGING OUT WITH
SOMEONE OUT FOR LONGER THAN PROHIBBITED…
PROVISION…

OH GOD
WHY AM I A TOTAL FUCK UP?

WANTING TO KILL MYSELF… IS NOT A SHIT TEST… IT’S


REALITY!

They seek pure form of validation… That’s all… that’s fucking all…
minddle finger in front of the face… dumb idea going as far as the
argunent we are dumb and smart in the same way… we are the
same… we all dumb and we all are smart… little by little…

HOW ABOUT GO GRAB A COCK AND DON’T TRY TO CUT ME


OF … LIKE A BIZZARE NOVEL OF STEPHEN KING . I GET IT
OKAY… BODY LANGUAGE… BODY FUCK..
BODY LINGUISTICS .. WHATEVER… HE WAS USING VERBAL
WEAK TYPE OF INVESTMENT

Okay here a spoon with syrup for the freaks… if the woman is
happy while cleaning the rooms.. or dishes or doing the laundry… it
means this bitch had sex okay… I KNOW IT… HOW LONG
STORY… SHORT TOLD! AT HOME I AM LIKE LABORATED
RAT… ALWAYS LEARNING… NEW SKILLS… AND
CONSUMING..

SO FAR THE LAST WORDS WHICH I USE… NOT SURE FOR


WHAT TYPE THEY ARE… BUT.. I SOUND LIKE I AM DESCRIBING
A LAZY FUCKING SNOB

Look life sucks… it’s more longer than 5 minutes of disaproval…


Come on society be biased to rape me… come on… life sucks…
give one more pickle… suprise!
Comedy: Failure

By DeYtH Banger

Anker … anger… a moment of glory and whole lot of silence, it’s not
my fsult that I quit the whole thing… it just happen, we can play
verbal battle games… even go as far my bed worser everyday… but
no need for that stinky shit.

My mom boyfriend is a average joe fuck, so far without any type of


education, gets pussy. We arw talking about mastering abomination
of desparation… on each levels… advance … intermidiate. I hate
the moment in which thought need to come out… to pop out… how
about derest “FUCK YOU” and the center sucks all people are
miserable and all of them hate themselves deeply. We are talking
about victim mentality, if facebook has help so far woth something
that’s with becoming a victim… you just become .. crazy narcisstic
fuck who always proofs to others that his life worths ton of value.

I don’t get it … social media with helping contributing value …. It


gets as far providing propaganda… than any other shit. JUST
THINK ABOUT IT.. NOW ON THE PHONE…IN THE FUTURE
SOMEBODY IS GOING TO PERFECTLY BRAINWASH US
I am data fuck up… that’s the few dictionary words which people can
use to describe me. Before a year, girls used to reject me… with all
types of bullshit stories, nowadays… I REJECT THEM…

“THIS BETWEEN US… IT WON’T HAPPEN”

“YOU AND ME… TOGETHER… IS DEFINETLY NOT


HAPPENING…”

“I HATE YOU… ”

Total recess… fuck… one mother just said

“Be careful… there is possibility car to hit you and even smash you.”

- To her daughter

AS FOR ME I SAID

“Oh great, I am going to fuck a dead body.”


I act hard with women.. it’s not so hard… It’s sinple as hell… it’s like
not calling them… and never inviting them anywhere… I got pleny
on my phone and social media… I DON’T INVITE ANY OF THE…. I
AM JUST A MASTER OF SOCIAL CIRCLE

The more less… I call… them tge more build up attraction… I create
and as the girl says “I never answer calls” and let’s not skip the
negative outcome from yesterday… I went into tge set for high five
and she said… “DO YOU WANT A SLAP?”
Comedy: Lie

By DeYtH Banger

Oh you got a strong opinion and strong opener… how about fuck
you… you are just a social media narcissist buddy. The nore you
hate the lesd value you give!

YOU NEED MOTIVATION?

Fix your brain… get s lobotony and get raped… sell yourself as most
dearest prostitute abd we are definetly not talking about logistics. I
was in a bar… when I did a spin move… OR LET’S SAY… WHAT I
TRUED AND I FAILED… IT WAS WITH BEHIND METHOD WE
MASSIVE RE-THINKING METHOD… + TAP ON THE
SHOULDER… LIKE I WAS GETTING VALIDATION… FOR NOT
SUCCEEDING

SUCH SUCESS STORIES RAPE ME FROM MY MOUTH UP TO


MY ASSHOLE… I LOST STATUS ALONG ALL LINES… PLEASE
GIVE ME TIME

NOW I AM LIKE A WAITING PERMISSION BITCH

Stop with lies they are like cancer… the more lies the more awful the
cancer it gets worser… I hate people… I blame all and hate
all… OKAY…I JUST DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE FAT… UGLY…
AWFULL… GO GET MOUTH RAPE AND GIVE A SECOND
THOUGHT TO YOUR EXISTENCE… PROBABLY SELFIE BY
ITSELF IS SELFISH.

Lies are walking tumor the more you tell… the more you lose hope
in humanity… tumors and cancers… they aren’t awful… they are
preversal accessories…this is the new thing in the fashion industry…
I WANT ALL OF THEM.. SYNDROMES… DISEASES…
PHOBIAS… SOUNDS… WAY WAY FUCKING COOL… THE MORE
I GET THE MORE FASHIONABLE I GET…

THIS IS FREE FASHION


GOT CHOOSE THE SPECIAL ONES
Some people say… be careful… what you wish… IN MY
OPINION… BE CAREFUL… WHAT I HOLD IN MY HAND..
BECAUSE WEAK MINDED FUCK LIKE YOU IS THE FIRST
PERSON ON MY LIST TO DIE!

I have never been in relationships and right now I am not in any type
relationships… one girl asked me… Have ever been in relationship…
I answered “Yeah.. with my mom"… she said "seriously… have
you?”
… I thought she got my point… my methaphors… but so far we
reached as far “Do I get bonus points?” Come on… I want to get
raped… I want to kill myself it’s self prophecy… COME HE IS
PHYSICAL… WHO THA FUCK DOES ALLOW HIM TO BE
PHYSICAL FUCK YOU AND FUCK HIM… OKAY… LET ME SAY IT
AGAIN DUMB BOLD GUY… FUCK YOU AND FUCK ‘EM…

VALIDATION
HOW ABOUT GETTING A DICK HOLE… OKAY!

I HATE BUILDING UP MOMENTUM STRATEGIES IT JUST


MAKES ME FEEL SICK… NOBODY DOES THAT

I FEEL WASTED AND FULL OF HATE… NARROW MINDED FUCK


LIKE ME GOES AS FAR FUCKING AROUND WITH PEOPLE…
UGHH NICE GUYS… WHY WE JUST DON’T LEAVE KILLERS TO
START DOING MASS CRIME STRIKES AND DEAREST FUCK TO
ALL FUCKERS…

“FACT: 1 ANENCEPHALY

Anencephaly is the absence of a brain and spinal cord. There is no


cure and most anencephalic babies die during childbirth. According
to the National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke, “a
baby born with anencephaly is usually blind, deaf, unconscious, and
unable to feel pain. Although some individuals with anencephaly may
be born with a main brain stem, the lack of a functioning cerebrum
permanently rules out the possibility of ever gaining consciousness.
Reflex actions such as breathing and responses to sound or touch
occur.”
Comedy: Frames

By DeYtH Banger

Let’s talk about frames… think about it… social media is always
playing … the game “proof others"… we always play in that frame
then we want to be leaders…proving by itself is manifestation of
victim mentality… it’s lower status game.

Psychology - Objects
Philosophy - Subjects

Probably I am fucked up… who knows… but right now… definetly


right now out there there are bunch of guys.

1) First Category guys who masturbate once a week… and today is


the day… they are in front of the phone looking up to facebook
celebrities… instragram celebrities and masturbating… playing with
their dicks.

AS FOR TRANSGENDER… DO THEY HAVE SPECIFIC GENDER


IN THEIR PASSPORT?

2) Second Category guys are people who are maniac obsessed to


do it… over and over and over…

THEY LOVE IT
RIGHT NOW I BET SOMEBODY IS THINKING ABOUT THIS TYPE
OF REWARD SYSTEM BEHAVIOR

I STARTED WATCHING NEW TYPE OF PORN… SUCESSFUL


GUYS MAKE OUT WITH GIRLS ON THE STREET… INSTANTLY…
WITH A STRANGER

THIS SHIT DEEP THROAT DEPRESSIVE!

I hate myself… facts… lies how far does life get… is it as far as "I
am fucking your mom?” Ugh!, it was another good guess… I saw his
expression… it was saying “What next… YOU SHARP FUCK!?”

ARE YOU SHARP ENOUGH?

THE PICK UP GUY…


OH YEAH THIS DUDE… I FOUND THAT I HAVE NO RIGHTS. …
IN THAT SET AND I DEFINETLY HOOKED THE SET

What’s with this crap save other lifes, save humans, help babies…
save children, save the army, donate… why everything ends up to
money and let’s not forget

SAVE ANIMALS
SAVE SMOKERS

WHAT’S WITH THIS CRAP

SHUT UP AND MOVE ON


Comedy: Hate You

By DeYtH Banger

I didn’t expect a lot of after daily affirmation, daily life attraction…


THE SECRET

I KNOW YOU HATE ME


I AM OKAY WOTH THAT

AND FUCK OFF

Oh thoughts always having them… always thinking about


something… about somewhere… about somewhen… it’s just
endless circle… always being around something. And let’s give a
chance to cockroaches, inagine a cockroach needibg to build a body
and muscles… a cockroach on diet… healthy and as big as human
size… imagine another time another parallel in which humand
cockroaches exchange places… cockroaches becone as big as
humans and humans become small as insect… as cockroach… the
possibility goes as far “we don’t have the ability"… to know… to see
and to get that the bugs and the insects in other slight levels of
intellect… they are always humans…

WHICH GOES AS FAR


WE SAW A WALKING MEAT AND LET’S DO NLT SAVE
ANIMALS… IT’S FOOD CHAIM FOR GOD SAKE

TRUE OR FALSE.. IT’S TINE TO BUST FEW MYTHS

"MYTH 89. | The capital of Australia is Sydney. The capital of


Australia is actually Canberra and not Sydney.

MYTH 90. | Going out in the cold with wet hair will make you sick.
While you might feel cold, there’s no evidence that supports the
myth that you will get sick.

MYTH 98. | You swallow eight spiders a year in your sleep. This
myth was faked as part of an article about how easy it is for a
convincing sounding "fact” to be accepted as true.“

I have questions… as for before you go to sleep … before you go in


bed… Is there honor in fucking?
Is there a gender… called "trangender” in the passport…?“
There are boys… girls… and people who gender nix… you can’t put
a mutant which is combination of two sexes… in one sex sex
category as a boy or a girl… we need who new category for this…
it’s called transexual. MY AGE? MY NAME?

HOW SBOUT FUCK YOU


WAS IT A WELL DELIVERED LINE
OH GREAT
LET’S MOVE ON

I hate gays… I like lesbians… but not gays… I just hate them… I
hope they die… I HOPE AN OLD MAN COMES WITH A GUN AND
SHOOTS THEM RIGHT IN THE HEAD… DO DARE EVIL… DO
EVIL

I WISH THERE IS A WHOLE OLD GENERATION GAY


EXECTIONER GROUP…

WITH MAIN MOTTO

"YOU SON OF BITCH”


What’s attractive about more hairy and sweaty body?… A dick… I
call it a pipe rape… and let’s face it… sweaty palms… ass with
hair… ears with hair… beard… come on… THIS ISN’T
ATTRACTION… THIS IS MONSTER OUT OF X-FILES…

OH GOD
AREN’T THOSE LOCKED?

I want to have sex with a main character soldier… Sex to be soldier


position… Standing hand near to the forehead and while that
position… slight movements with both hands..

PLAYING WITH MY BALLS AND DICK… PIPE RAPE…


WITH KNEES ON THE GROUND…

“IT’S A PRIVILLIGE TO FUCK YOU…


Part 2

"If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at


any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know
when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are
the only two things you're aware of."

- Adam Carolla

"I urge all our listeners to masturbate. Right now. Because it


takes the wind right out of the sex drive. We don't want rapists going
into society half-cocked and ready to go. If they masturbate, they'll
say, "Uhh... I think I'll rape tomorrow instead.""

- Adam Carolla
Comedy: MoveOver

By DeYtH Banger

BUSTED!, BUSTED!

“MYTH 100. | A special compound can be added to the water in


swimming pools to reveal the presence of urine. Experts on
chemicals used in public swimming pools say that although a reliable
urine detecting dye can be produced, getting it to react only to urine
and no trigger in the presence of similar organic compounds would
make the mixture very difficult to produce and thus, very expensive
to sell. Currently, there isn’t any company that is working on creating
the compound, nor is there any company that plans to create the
compound.

MYTH 110. | Nutritional supplements make you live longer. While


nutritional supplements are great for supplementing a healthy diet,
they will not make you live longer. In fact, due to many people
misusing supplements, they end up doing more harm than good.”

So, Okay we know about your day to day … your “today” status…
but what happen with the“NON FUCKING” Do over… status ..
what happen with your peivious… precise identity… what happen…
let’sPARALLEL THIS SHIT! What’s with all comedians playing the
same routine over and over… you didn’t got it right? You want to
play safe? Doing an experiment?

CUT THE SHIT


AND BE HONEST ABOUT IT
FUCKING RETARD

Look at me… I am genetic example of starvation… that’s the final


stages of starvation… the first stage is to build muscles and in the
same tine to starve and last level is me… no need to middle it… I
AM TOO LAZY ABOUT IT… THE LAST LEVEL IS YOU EAT AND
STARVE… LOOK I AM THIN… I AM NOT FAT… FAT PEOPLE
GET IT WAY WAY… MORE FUCKING EASY… TGEY DON’T
LOOK LIKE ARE COMMING OUT OF HOLOCAUST… OR SOME
KINDA GAS CHAMBER OR LET’S COMPARE IT WITH TODAY
SOCIETY… THE MOST NEAREST EXAMPLE OF STARVATION IS
THE AFFRICAN NIGGAS… EVERYONE WHO GOT INSULTED OR
OFFENDED SO FAR CROM THE LINE… IT’S OPEN TO GET ON
YOUR KNEES ABD BLOW ME… JUST DO THAT

YOU FUCKING PIGGY FUCK


Let me tell you… some answers on topics which are too long on
your computer… miss… confused… put for later or God knows what
you have done.

SO FAR THIS LINE DOESN’T SOUND SO FAR DELIVERED LINE

Outside desparate dicks walking around for chicks… after all my


opener was permission seeking and as for those guys sucess rates
are going upward… then we go to anti-social … which succeed in life
and asocial… OH GOD THEIR LIFES SUCKS

PUT IN PIT OF NEGATIVITY


BRAIN DRAIN INTO NEGATIVE ROUTINES… BEHAVIORS…
PATTERNS… MINDSETS… AFFIRMATIONS

FULL ON
FUCKING FULL ON

IT’S ALL ON… NEGATIVITY.. ALL THEIR LIFE IS ALL ABOUT


NEGATIVITY. Negativity is not so bad … it’s a survival… tactic… a
survival inner instinct.

BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING


God created social… people… which he wants to go with race…
anti-social… people who can do it.. but they can say no… and
asocial are people who can’t decide… which group to choose….
God here is like:

“I DON’T WANT THOSE FUCKERS ON THE REPRODUCE


LINE…” Did you got that?
No beta males on finish line… we can get alpha and all other groups
and types of males… but nor beta…. Beta males are a confused
nation… THOSE FUCKERS ARE DOWN… SOCIETY WANTS
EXAMPLES… HERE IS A FEW.

IF YOU WANT TO GREET AN AVERAGE CLASS PERSON … GO


WITH MIDDLE FINGER

It’s not a “Spike Attraction”, “Hook the Set”, “Seduce Women”,


“BrainWash Them”, “Pandora Box”, “Seduce and Attract"… Tactic…
nothing like that… but if we need to talk about something here that’s
dating products are all… ALL OF THEM SAY
"YOU NEED THAT”
“YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH… GO CHANGE YOURSELF”
“CHANGE FOR THE BETTER YOU”
“THAT’S WHY YOU DON’T SUCEED WITH WOMEN”

And if something this is feeding… that’s more from the ingredients:

- Not Enough
- I want More

Aghh, A good set if mixed up beliefs… makes strong and healthy


confusion. Let’s go back for a while to God… asocial people are
created first to be examples and to be a leverage for all classes in
the human hierarchy… + God doesn’t want them on the re-produce
line okay!?
Comedy: MoveOver 2

By DeYtH Banger

If something makes me crazy, that’s women they make me crazy…


fast mind changing… fast mood changing… OH GOD… THIS IS
THE MOST AWFUL NIGHTMARE.

I get why most males get om drugs… SOME MALES JUST WANT
MORE FROM THIS RUSH… BUT WHEN THEY ARE LEFT
BECAUSE MAINLY LEACHING AND SEEKING VALIDATION;
BEHAVIOR… THE BEST WAY TO DEAL IS TO GET DRUGS

Or the story goes along the lines… I WANT DRUGS BECAUSE I


LOST EVERYTHING FROM THIS SLUTS.
Slut is not bad word… judging is bad… show a middle finger to a
woman… you password is “OPEN YOUR INNER SLUT”… Give her
chance to be slut…
AFTER ALL THESE DATING PRODUCTS AND PRODUCTS AND
MOVIES MY SONGS IN MY HEAD ARE

“I WANT TO DIE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
NO FRIENDS
NO LIFE
I WANT TO DIE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
SHAME
GUILT
EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER
HATRED
FAKE REALITY
I WANT TO DIE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
NOBODY
NOTHING
SUICIDE IS A GOOD VIBE BEHAVIOR”

I just greeted few people no reply… I was nice to few… the best
reply which I got was like… “FUCK OFF”. I AM LIKE… WHY I
EVEN TRY THIS PICK UP… BULLSHIT TACTICS

WHY I DON’T STAY IN HOME


CHILL THE FUCK UP
KILL MYSELF
DIE ALONE

I saw a cute woman… then I looked around and I saw a male… I


GOT TGE STORY… HE GOT A DICK… SHE GOT A PUSSY…
THE LOGISTICS ARE AS BRIGHT AS HUGE TURN OFF FROM A
GIRL

Which reminds me for a girl… which Spit… oh god she fucking did
it. I WAS LIKE
AFTER ALL THIS SHIT DONE AND LEARN… MY REWARD IS TO
GO OUT WITH A GIRL WHICH SPITS… OH GOD… FUCK ME… I
KNOW WHY PEOPLE DIE FROM HEART ATTACT… THAT’S GOD
LEVEL RAPE!.. OKAY!

This is not lecture… it’s my turn… my games… my rules… I AM


IMPORTANT AS FOR YOU GO RUSH ANXIETY IN YOUR
WHEELS OKAY!? YOUR TALENT IS SUCK MY DICK… I GOT AN
FUCKING NARCISSTIC EGO… I NEED AFFIRMATION

WHY THA FUCK NOT TO KILL MYSELF?

AND AS MOST PEOPLE SAY

DO IT
ANYWAY
Comedy: MoveOver 3

By DeYtH Banger

To become a rapist, it’s not hard… you need a fucking privileged


diversed, bitch mom…

I SAW A HAPPY COUPLE


I WAS HOPING FOR SOMETHING BIG AND LARGE TO FALL
DOWN ON THEM

This here is speaking my authentic self… as for anger and rage…

FUCK YOU!

People make everything important… food TV Show… movies….


Everything… they just make it important, maimly because they are
doing it and they ARE FUCKING SELFISH

I AM NOT LAZY
I STAY HOME… BUT MAINLY BECAUSE PRE-SELECTION… OF
FOOD… I AM GUARDING…IT I AM PROTECTING FROM FAT
APOCALYPTIC PEOPLE

I just hate people who recommend TV Shows, Movies, Books …


music

WHICH FIRST
SUCKS AND SECOND OF ALL NO U DON’T KNOW
OKAY… IF YOU KNEW … RIGHT NOW YOU GONNA BE
READING THE BOOK “I AM PRODUCT OF MY FATHERS
SEMEN"…

I started authentic movement… so many people say… be more


honest with other people… tell them the truth… be authentic…
remove your masks.

I saw a post o n the internet by my cousin… it was a joke…

"The joke is dumb… go kill yourself.”

I had a call from my mom… to end it… I WAS HONEST ABOUT


THE WHOLE THING… I SHOWED MY DEEP INTENT
“Hey… stay there… I am comming to fuck you… deep inside your
pussy and eat my cum.”

SO FAR IT WAS TOO MUCH ATTRACTION!

She ended the call…

I saw a friend who has posted images with autographs… I told


him…

“What’s that? Your new list with victims… each victim… gives you
different type of emotions….. Smile… neutral…”

I was honest with that… this fucker got me… and said cut the
bullshit.

FIRST OF ALL I AM PRACTICING MY AUTHENTIC LICENSE AND


SECOND OF ALL IT’S NOT A BULLSHIT

I told him… you cut the pedophile thing… you just got too much
under age kids… YOU ARE JUST 19 YEARS OLD… I have
repetitive .. . OH I mean repeating… myself… the moment it comes

“Oh… mom bring food”


“What… what aaaaa?”

“Mom… my dick is up… when are you comming.”

That’s how I deal with their bullshit… they do it purposefully such


people … I want to rape them… right in the alley corner… dick up
and aroused….

Nowadays… I got new missions…

- Go Be Physical with stranger


- Say something nice to stranger (UGHHHH)
- Talk to Everyone (Why somebody does not put me some kinda
rope around my fucking neck… I WANT A FUCKING ROPE…
OKAY!?)

STOP TO THE BULLSHIT TROPHY TITLES AND LIES FOR


“YOUR SON"… MOST PEOPLE USE THIS TO PUNISH ME…
OKAY STOP IT… FUCKING STOP IT
DON’T FANTASIZE… IF YOU GONNA DO IT… WE
GOT Psychiatric hospitals… GET THERE THE COUNTRY PROFITS
FROM LIARS LIKE YOU

Out there… there are chode crystal and people who are with
desparate social circle + people who say "I can get every woman…
if I want"…

NO YOU CAN’T AND HERE WE ARE SPEAKING WITH YOUR


EGO AND FUCK YOUR WISE THOUGHTS… FUCK ‘EM… FUCK
YOUR DREAMS AND AS MOST PEOPLE SAY…

Thank You
Comedy: Vivid

By DeYtH Banger

Rapist are typical alpha males as for games… they don’t have any
gender rules… they are for males and females okay!?

“MYTH 114. | Alcohol is a great antiseptic for open wounds. Alcohol


is a great disinfectant for intact skin and inanimate objects; however,
alcohol is not effective when applied to open wounds. When it’s used
on open and exposed tissue, alcohol actually kills some of the
human tissue along with the germs. This can delay the healing
process of larger wounds.

MYTH 125. | Eating a lot of fruit is healthy. Actually, fruit has a lot of
fructose, a type of sugar, which is not good in large quantities.
Excessive sugar, no matter where it comes from, is still bad for your
body. However, if you have a choice between a chocolate bar or a
fruit, the fruit is still better due to the nutrients that it has alongside
the sugar.”

So the new generation… is “Take picture of me… you don’t need to


be in it."… Instragram is a new form of dophomine… always getting
positive shit… the more you get the more you get drugged. What’s
with this poop emoji… on facebook and even skype and facebook
going too far as platforms… gifs… too much emojies…. What’s
wrong with you… it doesn’t have face to face… interaction…
WHATEVER YOU DO… WORDS DON’T DO ACTION… BPTH
FUCKS ARE GETTING MORE AND MORE DEPRESSED…
SO HERE IS THE THING… IF I SAY SOMETHING DUMB AND
STUPID…

I get … "are you okay?"… "Do you have temparature?"… and this
fucking ugly… chin fuck Mark… the creator of facebook… created
poop emoji… WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? WASTE… POOP IS =
WASTE… THAT’S POOP… THAT’S HOW LOOKS WHEN FOOD
GETS … processed… how fucked up is that to be emoji or even
background…

NOW IT’S MY TURN TO CALL MARK ON THIS


ARE YOU OKAY?

Selfish… selfie…
Selfie it’s a bit near to selfish…… "Look at me"… "I am looking at
myself…"… "Now Look At me"… that’s the new type of future you
need to deal…

People don’t live, they record


People are not in tge moment, but are miving into past negative and
future impossibility and this here is for the average class … not the
minority sucess people… On this here … line where am I?
I am nowhere… OKAY… I KNOW THIS FUCK SCHEMES
Comedy: Wose It (Part 1)

By DeYtH Banger

I think in English… mainly because lower count of symbols and


letters… In Bulgarian we have “ю"…"я"…"Ь"…"й"… ahhhghhhh
wtf……
People always think negative… go to negative roots and self-hate
themselves… the best medicobe which we got is…

BLOCK
ISOLATE

KILL

SUICIDE

People who kill women mainly… it’s because too much "Rejections”..
when the cup is full.. sexual drive it’s full booster and they go to
killing spree. It’s so something which happens… AS FOR NOW I AM
THINKING.. WHY FAMOUS UGLY PEOPLE LIVE LONGER THAN
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE…?

WHY SO?
PROBABLY I AM DEAD WRONG… THE LAST THING WHICH I
WANT IS TO DIE FROM POISONOUS GAS WHILE READING
DUMB PHILOSOPHY… LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT
YOUR SELFISH ACTS… FUCK ‘EM… FUCK YOUR
RELATIONSHIP… FUCK YOUR LIFE AND YOUR WHOLE TREE…

I started watching “American Monster” TV Show… they said that


“season started… tension”. Tension is good for picking up wonen…
that guy… has the best tools in his box… HIS FUCKING DAMN
GOOD!
Comedy: Wose It (Part 2)

By DeYtH Banger

I want to die into spoon of syrup. I want to die in pie of shit… I HATE
NATURAL SEDUCERS!

I was supposed to be an extra in a movie… but tge road when along


the line “too excited"… and I just didn’t make it… the moral of lesson
is when life goes well you are excited … that’s why you don’t
suceed…

BE FUCKING MISERABLE

Okay… okay your kid us watching some bullshit kids show + he has
imaginary friends also and playing with imaginary objects… THE
WORD FOR THIS… LET’S BLAME IT ON BEING TOO HONEST
….. IT’S A WHOLE DISORDER… THE FUCKER IS CRAZY!

Fat fucks suceed… get beat up


Gays suceed.. always going out with girls or with their sexual
partner…

As for me.. I am a fucking failure… I showed middle finger into


people’s face at the Mall.. it got as far ignorance and ignorace…
WOW
Such a low level I have never been to!

I know how to get girls… I know why my system is working… I can


basically tell you the whole pile of black magic tricks out of the book.
Dirty secrets… flow… natural game… openers…

WAIT
OKAY
WAIT

Mhm… how about go swallow "Fuck you” and if you feel offended go
dial this number 087 654 342 fuck your mom… I am greedy and I
won’t for fucking sake te you anything. This does not make me a
bad person… you are bad… I AM JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE…
THE LAST THING ON THE LIST I WANT TO BE BEATEN DOWN
BY MY TEAM.

I started reading book about pornography most of the shit was


typical repeatable cliches… after one… then another… and it had
1000x (times)… used the word “Porn"… this more helps me feel
theoretically more bad about myself… soon my libido won’t work…
There was even something about people fucking over their
relationship, because of porn and I was like

FUCK THAT
FUCK ‘EM

SKIP, SKIP, SKIP, SKIP

It makes me mentally blocked… when I am going out with a person


who is my mom fucker and my friend… those relationships… JUST
FUCKING CAN’T EXIST… I DON’T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH
THAT FATTY TWAT.
Comedy: Special

By DeYtH Banger

So let’s start with me… I like doing expresdions and doing stuff
which others do… IT’S FUCKING AWESOME COVER UP… + I AM
THEM… THEY ARE ME… HOW COOL IS THAT?

LET’S FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT

Today society we have yellow fucks which God does npt fuckibg
exist… the whole story is fucking made up… We got Jesus… who is
as Real as Santa Claus and let’s not forget the Muslim got…

IF YOU GET IN MALL AND SAY

ALAH AKBAR… - To A Security


You get tickets for special place… in the mall… underground… dark
place and people down there aren’t jokers?

SO DOES I

PERSON LIKE ME WON’T WORK MINDLESS JOB LIKE YOURS

SO FINAL WORDS… IF YOU GET CHANCE TO GET NEAR THE


MIRROR AND SEE YOUR IMAGE… GRAB THE FUCKING GUN…
AND KILL THE FUCKING BRAIN AS PEOPLE SAY

The brain is a good Servant and fucking horrible master.

Oh… oh do you see this fuck over there…

FUCK HIM
I HOPE HE DIE WHILE HE IS WALKING

WHAT’S THIS HORRIBLE FACE AND LOOKS… AND WHAT THE


FUCK IS HE PRACTICING… RAPE MODE?

OR WHAT THA HELL!?

Special congrats to the guy… with first name snd Matthew and
last… “FUCK YOU"… if somebody gets offended please contact
me… on "Look your fucking ugly mum.” Definetly After this show I
am taking a break… and going to a therapy … mainly because… I
need a fucking break!

I am definetly not talking about the bear… I am talking about the left
and right people…

THEY ARE NICE UGHH..

I HOPE THEIR FATHERS COMES ONE DAY AND FUCKING


SLAP… AND SMACK THEM WITH THE BELT

Manipulative… natural… fuck ups!.. Fuck their group events… fuck


their whole family… I hope when they go to the toilet… their mom
comes and fucking beat the shit out of them…

THEY ARE JUST TOO HAPPY


IT’S NOT NORMAL… JUST NOT FUCKING NORMAL

Oh God this ugly fuck with his victims…

WHAT THA HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO GET MORE ON


FACEBOOK… DICKS?

YOU WANT TO SEDUCE BOYS… OR TO START CREEPING OUT


WOMEN!?
Oh this bastard… mass-masturbator… so far his life around …
spinning around… porn.. WHAT I CAN SAY SO FAR… THIS
FUCKING FAGGOT GOT REJECTED FROM LIFE… THIS IS
FUTURE PROJECTION OF REJECTION

I am going to end the whole show of how looks a real creep… that
over there is a fucking creep!
This here is how it looks nazi… IN CALL ACTION!
Comedy: Bang A Midget

By DeYtH Banger

Bang a midget…Bang a Midget… Bang a midget… to be honest it’s


great ribg tone… it will be great on my phone… Bang a Midget…
Bang A Midget… it’s great alarm… I am going to use it for personal
motivation… society needs motivation… THAT’S WHY WE HAVE
YOUTUBE CHANNELS WHICH MOTIVATE US TO GET OUT OF
OUR COMFORT ZONES THEN GARY VEE AND OTHER FUCKS
COME WITH ADS AND SAY STAY IN THERE… IN YOUR
FUCKING BAD HABBITS… IT’S GOOD AND IT’S A NICE AND
COZY PLACE.

As for me I am example of human waste… when I heard I was


accepted here… I went full level of depression… Am I good
enough? Should I be nice?… Bad? Will I suceed… what next? Is my
material good enough? Am I good enough?

What we can say so far… I socially inadequate.. that’s how most


people define me from pick up community… pick up community
teaches you how to get women… more about this?

Go grab couple of dicks and try the new version of Kama Sutra… I
read this book with the positions and all the shot and my final though
is… I WANT TO BE A KID NPT A FAT MALE WITH FUR… HAIR…
AND GOING AROUND LIKE TOTAL RECALL RAPIST

I saw Arnorld on TV I read a book written by him he said “Pain


doesn’t matter”..…HOW ABPUT GO FUCK YOURSELF SOME
PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME WITH SELF-ESTEEM
AND GIVE ME POSITIVE INSIGHTS ABOUT LIFE BUT THEIR
BEHAVIOR IS CONTROLLING

1) You are a piece of shit


You are a fucking piece of shit
We all are

This guy is drunk and I am going over motivation and being positive
and this guy fucks me over…

I tried my black humor it went as far…

YOU GONNA KILL YOUR MOM?



YOU GONNA FUCKING KILL HER?

I was total mad that he didn’t got the punchline and my jokes…
that’s why I mainly hate Sofia… Bulgarian…
AND I SAID YES… OF COURSE… I AM GOING TO KILL HER… I
AM GOING TO RAPE HER REMOVE HER FLESH AND GRAB
HER BOYFRIEND AND UNFUCK MYSELF … THIS GROSS
MOTHERFUCKER WANTED TO SEE MY FUCKING HABITAT… I
SOUNDED LIKE I AM SOME KINDA A SPECIMENT…
SO FAR THIS DUDE HAS EVEN NOT FINISHED SCHOOL OR
UNIVERSITY . .. .. MONEY BROKE
AND SOMEHOW HE IS GREAT EXAMPLE FOR GOING OUT
WITH ME AND MY MOM

As for Bulgarian… here is a fact It’s fucking filled with low potential
people…
People with muscles we call them machos and we need to fear
them…Schmucks… idiots and fucking too much controlling people.

YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME… WRITE ME EMAIL


IT’S I fuckedyournom@abv.bg… if it’s too nasty .. Okay I get your
piint of view… I just went to far with the table’s it happems… fucking
happens… some people need to get this email:
Killyoursepf@mail.bg.

Suicide is not a bad behavior…

IT’S FUCKING BADASS ACTION


FUCK MY ALL COUSINS
AND PEOPLE WHI ARE RELATIVES AND I HAVE NEVER MET…
HERE IS A PROMISE WHICH I WILL MAKE

FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU MOM
AND THE DUDE WITH THE DICK WITH MY MOM

Have you thought about reading a book yu fucking low capacity


fuck… NO NEED FOR FOOD HERE IS THE PERFECT DIET FOR
FATT FUCKS…

THE SECRET IS START EATING LESS.. START STARCING


PROCESS…

It’s fucking complicated and that’s what 2019… 2020… years


need… complex shit… that’s what the hell those years need… like…
share… retweet… comment… or what the hell you do… fucking do
it… each reaction has by itself causation and DEFINETLY FUCK
ALL DATA ON THAT THING

I am against fat people… their life is too easy… once they go to


other places all they need is food and drinks… sounds like a great
mindset.

AS FOR ME I NEED TO THINK


Stay fit
Stay healthy
Eat less
Don’t go over too much
Less lazy

OH GOD FUCK THAT!


Comedy: Bang A Midget 2

By DeYtH Banger

I love ya… I love this music.. but the last thing I need to think is the
perfect face of Brad Pitt and that their less attractive people and
more ugly fucks…

I KNOW THAT OVER CHICK… IS UGLY


BUT HOW ABOUT HAVING IN MIND THAT UGLY CHICKS…ARE
ATTRACTIVE TO A SPECIFIC TYPE OF GUYS

So the big questions who the fuck is so fucking insane to belief in


Jesus?
Who the fuck says who is attractive or who not?

AND WHAT IS THIS TYPE OF FRIEND SAYING THAT OTHERS


ARE BETTER FROM ME…

THIS US NOT MOTIVATIONING AND HUSTLE


THIS IS PURE SENSE OF HATRED…

FUCK YOUUUU
GET THE WHOLE MESSAGE…!
BITCH

Oh, God I fucking Fan of Breaking Bad


YO-YO
148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, repressenting the ABQ, what up,
bitch?

I started watching again porn… I was spinning around porn hd


videos and pornhub… from curiosity… it turn to addiction… that’s
how this month has gone… and let’s please skip the other months…
you won’t love ‘em… YOU JUST WON’T LOVE 'EM..

My addiction with porn started from curiosity…

So let’s check out.. foreskin… jerkoff… handjob with kissing… let’s


check out them…

NO FUCKING NO..

NO MORE PORN
Just one more time… just one more fucking time… +18 porn… long
nails get semen… semen in the hair…

Oh fuck you… no means NO

And this heee monologue continues in my head over and over… me


against myself… again and again… it’s like endless fight…

OH… THE DICK IS UP… GO GRAB IT… FEEL IT..

CHECK OUT THR BALLS … CHECK OUT THE PIPE… JUST

Put your hand inside

Oh fuck that… no means no… no porn… no touching. I am so


fucked up nowadays… that’s do remove bad habbit… and add new
habbit… strategy… while I am watching porn… I do push ups…
sounds like I am new level fuck up.

SO HERE IS THE THING PORN SITES


Have 1000x (times) porn… million hours of porn… different actors…
new porn brands… there is even stuff like

Hey… watch this video… it’s similar to this


Hey do you know somebody send you message … right now?
Hey… near you there are women who wants to get fuck…

I AM LIKE FUCK YOU


THIS IS BASIC OBJECTIFYING WOMEN

Your penis is small… get those set of pills?


Wanna fun… go get sone sex toys?
Nothing is too far get a big dick… and sex toys?
Wanting pleasure… doesn’t make you gay

I just watched before few months… a documentary about


bondage… so far from this shit… I found out that people love to be
victims… to be tortured… while they get erection… they do sex… it
makes sex feel great… sex is great while does punish and torture
moves are ON!
HOW ABOUT TELL YOU MY OPINION.
. I AM HERE TO WATCH… NO TO GO PRACTICE THIS SHIT…
HUGE NO… NO… JUST NO OKAY
FUCKING NO… I LIKE MY FREEDOM… I DON’T WANT TO GO
IN CELL BECAUSE WENT TOOOOO FARRR… FUCKING TOO
FAR….

Or did I?

I was watching some dating bullshit program… and being an


asshole…..and schmuck with girls… they are ready to make some
exuses along the way…

I AM FOR ALL BADASS AND I AM AGAINST NICE GUYS


FUCK 'EM

HERE IS THE TIP FOR NICE GUYS

FUCK U

Sinple as that

FUCK U
Comedy: Bang A Midget 3

By DeYtH Banger

I thought… about changing my name… but why?… WHY THE


FUCK… TO DO THAT?

Why the hell!


Is my name insulting like Rob Dyke’s name… who is now Rob
Gavagan… his name means… Some kinda prostitute …. As so far
what I can call back from my memories.

Am I going to be adopted?
The answer is no… my life is shitty… I eat too much… I need more
food… drinks… I am fucking consumer… OKAY… THAT DOES
NOT MAKE ME SELFISH.…
PROBABLY SPIT IN YOUR MOUTH… WON’T MAME NE
SELFISH… BUT IT MAKES ME… IT’S EGO DRIVEN PROCESS

SO LAST RESORT IS TO FUCK MAN


JUST TO THAT I AM PROBLEMATIC KID… LAST THOUGHT SO
FAR WAS SCREAMING AT MY AUNT… WHY?

Why the fuck not?


So fucking man… doesn’t make me… selfish… it makes me
smart…
Trying to survive is not selfish and fuck all literature which does not
help you to feel good… but make it worser than it is…
FUCK THAT!

I thought about getting adopted but basically on what reasons… and


who the hell … wants ugly… whinning bitch in their house?

AND YES I VISUALISE MYSELF…


I AM BAD AS HELL… IT’S TIME TO QUIT

Imagine watching dating advice getting down different tactics…


methods… you go out and it’s like… WHY THE HELL AM I OUT… I
AM OKAY HOME!

What do we call this process…

SCREW UP FULL OF WONDERS CHILD

This is a new disorder… so please change all psychology manuals


with this disorder… this disorder happens when parents and
relatives… think that for certain kid to stay in a box and don’t try
stuff out is the best thing and as my father says… THINK TWICE…
CUT ONCE

HOW ABOUT YOU SICK LITTLE PRICK TO SHUT UP… AN GO


GET BANG RAPE
The last thing someone wants on their sholder is more
from“THINKING PROCESS”!
Comedy: Break A Leg

By DeYtH Banger

I went to a girl and said… something out of book.. it was defibetly


out of context… she had strange face… I SAID… I FORGOT THE
SCENARIO… AND I FUCKING WENT BACK OFF… I WAS IN THE
SUBWAY..

I WENT ONCE TO A COUPLE… I WAS ABOUT TO SAY


SONETHING… UNTIL I LOST THE END

This probably should define me as a screw up person… so FUCK


ME AND BREAK A LEG!

I like drunk people… the way they mumble… shit… tell stories… the
way the move… the addiction and the relationship which they have
with alcohol and once they drink enough alcohol… they start getting
smart…

NO MORE OVERTHINKING
ANALYZING
HOLDING DATA

Some guys get angry… other express love and we are talking for
the hidden power of stoicism and fuck red pill abd mgtow and all
other bullshits… OKAY!
Last thing on my shelf is to have contradiction!

My father was a drinker so far he went to shoot himself… SO FAR


WISE MOTHER FUCKER

My mom… gets few times naked in room with definitelya


stranger… WE ARE TALKING NEW LEVEL OF BEING A
HOOKER… IT HAPPEN HOME… NO POP CORN… NO DRINKS…
SHE DOES IT HOME IN THE OTHER ROOM… I AND ALL THE
PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN OUR APARTMENT WERE LEFT EMPTY
HANDED

SO FUCK THAT LEVEL OF PORN


The reason that most of you fail from sucess is your asshole and
face… see more failure and bad examples… than sucess… IT’S
NOT MIND SHIT… It’s just you are fucked up… I was doing
something… for nothing mindset and so far I ended up… not with
social circle … but people who learn shit from me and don’t invite
me… IMAGINE HOW COOL THOSE FRIENDS ARE…

I hate soccer players… mainly because hitting a ball isn’t so hard…


that you do some type of tricks and movemets… DOESN’T MAKE
IT BIG DICK… Suck my fucking big dick… THIS IS FUCKING BIG
DEAL

I like psychopaths mainly because… that last thing down on the list
emotions = matter. To be honest I hate babies… I hate them
because most of them now come out… and most get into the mist
fucked up… screw up childhood and then they become people which
we lock in jail for good… HOW AWESOME IS THAT!
The problem is society… it’s just NOT FUCKING STABLE FOR
KIDS… People need kids license.. to get… we need to regulate…
who fucking continues the gene pool and who not…

WHY THE FUCK SOME GUY WHO IS NEEDY… NICE


… A GUY WHO INSANE… HAS HEALTH ISSUES… ANGER
ISSUES… EVEN CONTINUE… THE GENES?

Fuck that.. let’s grab a weapon and should this son of bitch… right in
the head… like isis…

ISIS THERE FOR A REASON… WHEN PEOPLE JUST GO TO


FAR
ISIS IS COVER UP OPERATION OF CIA… FBI… AND THEY
SEND THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS… AND IT STARTS
SLAUGHTERING AND KILLING…

That’s how goverment works… both hands hold… end and start of
the rope… JUST THINK ABOUT IT… 1000X (TIMES)… is fucking
damn smart move.
Comedy: I Hope

By DeYtH Banger

I definetly depress and I hate those people who ask just too much
questions… the eager people who we think that are the best
examples… but in reality… THEY ARE FUCKING HORRIBLE
EXAMPLES AND LET’S PIN POINT IT…

The way we leave and walk… and speak… just type of movemets…
won’t put us near sucessAND… YES SCHOOL CREATES
EMPLOYEES… NOT OWNERS… JUST PEOPLE WHO WORK
FOR SOMEBODY ELSE IDEA… SO YEAH… BUCKLE UP…
SOMEBODY… RIGHT NOW OWNS YOUR ASS

If you leave work… Matrix is reality… Oh so sad three kids died


because of car driver… or I am wrong they are 4.. probably alive
and it’s too far from concept of luck. When is about fact… I like the
breakfast fact… a guy with friends gathered around… and started
talking about his ex-girlfriend… how he will kill her… all details …
each gruesome detail… one of his friends says… “If you do it… you
gonna get free breakfast"… so far… so far… let’s go to the end..
the crime is done.. proof available… Waiting breajfast from
friends…
Society is great when we pin point such facts to them… So be ready
to GO INTO THE FUTURE!
Oh… oh… you want to know about life… It’s not that compex, it’s
easy… it goes like

"Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got
enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did
you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough,
yet?"… I SAY
STOP IT…

Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got
enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did
you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough, yet?,Did you got enough,
yet?…
STOP IT

Come on… did you got enough yet


..

Some people say that wonen have instinct and congruecy and
clarity of intent… needed to get them… in my opinion it’s as bullshit
as somebody putting middle finger in my ass… so in other words
it’s as legit as that…. Though far… on the question… "Did I
prepared"…. FUCKING HELL NO
No FUZZ… No Muss… the truth is over there serial killers and
criminals… are created by society.. that’s the truth from greek
methology up to soldiers… up to brain washing… brain raping
techniques… if somebody is guilty as fuck as fucking making
mankind screw up… and screwtunized… it’s from humans…

Santa Claus is a rapist, hide n seek is teaching us stalking skills and


let’s not fuck around please… JESUS IS AS REAL AS PUTTING A
MIDGET CRIME LIST… FOR COMMITED FELONIES…

THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THAT IT JUST NEVER HAPPENS


Comedy: Madness

By DeYtH Banger

There is whole dictionary of fucks ups… PEOPLE CAN’T STOP


BELIEVING IN MODERN BULLSHIT

If it’s a boy we are going to worry about circusicisium… which for the
morons here means cuting the dick flesh.

If it’s a girl we need to worry.. about all other penises all


around… MMMMMMM UMMM.. UMMM!

Yeah..yeah on the set we got


- Chubby Fuck
- Fluffy fuck
-Fat fuck
- Dumb Fuck
And yes of course… domestic fuck!

I hate life… I hope and expect to die in the suage system… deep
down there… no more data… no more fucking manipulating news…
just staying and laying down… that’s what looks like a chill state.

And I am not a con artist or a manipulator… I am like all others


people…

ALL THIS FUCKING NEWS THEY PISS ME OFF


WRONG AS FUCK
How good with girls am I?
Do I have a girfriend?
Do I fuck?
Do I talk to other strangers?

IT’S GREAT THEY HAVE SOME ANSWERS OUT THERE ON


SOME SHITTEST QUESTIONS WHICH SPECIFIC CATEGORY OF
WOMEN ASK JUST TO TEST YOUR LEVELS OF
MASCULINITY…

THE GUYS WHICH FUCK ARE NOT THE WAITERS AND NOT THE
LAZY SNOB OUT THERE IN THE CORNER… IT’S THE GUY WHO
GOES IN ACTION

AND PROBABLY YOU GOT ME WRONG FACTS GOT STACKED


AGAINST ME AND FUCK THAT AFTER ALL I DIDN’T HAD
COMEBACK AFTER ALL

Also we remember 60-80% of what we have seen now and with time
going out and life passing by… odds get stacked against.

SO FUCK TAKING NOTES!

When I show middle finger… it’s false tine constrain just showing
off… so fuck you and if you ask me with what am I fucking… mhm…
hard tell… with a pipe?
Dildo?

Oh yeah.. I got the answer a pipe … a fucking pipe which has taken
all honor and dignity of girls. So yeah … yeah new… new news…
there is tricks to hijack the human brain… distraction causes… lost
of span of attention and we go ad far as some group of hackers…
wanting to hack dalai lama archives… but this is not as interesting
as going around the juicy story of my mother fuck… friend… or who
tha fuck the is… into saying where our money go… with…. the
flow……

FUCK THIS GUY FROM A-Z WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH LETTERS


TO EXPRESSED THE LEVEL OF GETTING FUCKED AND WE
ARE NOT TALKIMG ABOUT NUMBERS… BUT LITTERS…
ALPHABET… LETTERS… THEY GOT LIMITS… AS FOR
NUMBERS… EVERY COMBINATION EXIST

THAT’S THE WAY OF SAYING…

“I AM NOT THAT KINDA OF SMART”


Comedy: Humans

By DeYtH Banger

I hope I die… I hope I fucking die… right now …. Right in the


moment… right in the fucking moment… what the hell… trying to
find hope… searching for help… and getting some expectations and
what you get is a cup full of shit.

It fucking sucks … it just sucks… we are definetly not talking about


the anonymous drug movement. We are not talking about that… we
are not talking about dates… swings… con artists we are talking
about states… I HOPE I DIE

I HOPE I FUCKING DIE


GO DEEP… FUCKING DEEP

AND DIE… DOWN THERE

No more seeds and pick up artist… fuck that and I want to fucking
die… people are just not normal with me… I just bring energy too far
and too hight… it’s just too… fucking much…

I hate humans because they are fucking wrong… they are just
wrong… okay… just fuck that… fuck the big ass… fuck sexy
bodies… I want to die in a fucking hole… just to go deep there…
fuck people… people are just not for me… to depressing to sad… to
angry… just fuck ‘em… one by one… each ny each and fuck the old
fucks…. I want to fuck them as far as planting a tree deep down in
their holes.
Comedy: Wow…He

By DeYtH Banger

MacDonalds it’s okay the menu… the food… you ain’t gonna get
fat… come on fuck all comercials which say and tell bullshit stories
about getting fat… fuck ‘em… easy as that…

I go there as for now in definetly rather moment… I am not planning


to go there.. It kinda disgust md the people who go there… old
ladies.. … dress fucking horrible.. smelling bad… bad style…

We need start selling those MC Donald markets… one by one…


stocks… price go down… up… we go into the marketing flow and let
the auction start

150… do have 155… do have it?… once… twice… do we have


250… do we have it?… once… twice… do we fucking have 300…
do we have it?… Once… twice… tripple.. it has been sold…

One relationship… friendship…needs conflicts… drama… that’s how


it grows if you ask me about opinion about those cases who is the
psycho who created those origin points?

Come on… I don’t want to play this chess game “Did you had
enough yet…?”
I do not know from where to start once you see rage and agression
in front of your eyes… that’s when life just changes… no more
sweet stuff… we go to the cold salty life. I just started reading news
we got fake statistics news and fake news… news which are made
up we can go as far 9/11 Conspiracoes went too far from the road…
conspiracy theorist maje the world too complex…

JUST STOP IT
JUST STOP IT

Life is all about eat, suck, pee, poop, go home, go to work, drink,
talk, socialize and kinda that’s all mainly… STOP WITH THE
NARTOW WAY… SLEEZY BULLSHIT OF MAKING LIFE TOO
COMPLEX

I watched yesterday Hulk it went as far runaway scene then found


the guy… kiss… sex… touching or as pock up artists say physical
escalation.

The truth is fuck all of this shot it wasted me like an about 20


minutes for example?

What could I do with them?

How about trying to apply suicide science into action we are talking
about right time, right day and totally quality time. Most people kill
themselves like Gregory House mainly because they have went just
too far with being a “huge dick"… other because depression,
stress… anxiety… and let’s try to fix it up or let’s try.

Anxiety - Is when you worry about the future


Depression - Past events worries
Stress - Both (I guess)

Selfie is a narcisstic view of self… That’s trye and also as for


terrorist the have low self-esteem and they never smile… guess
what the problem is that there are still virgin + they are desparate
nice guys.

We all can’t be dicks… it’s just not possible … you and me… we can
be… not all… I DON’T MAKE RULES… I ANNOUNCE THEM…

Dicks are the sucessful guys with girls…

I like news about murders like kin killings… friends killing… deadly
sins… and the list goes on and on… WHAT I LIKE IS THAT A
PERSON WHO ON THE RECORD WAS AN ANGEL… WENT
TOTAL LEVEL INSANE AND START KILLING…
Second of all he had time… most people don’t have time… probably
on my guess… most killers are jobless or terrible employees…

If an employee is too happy and eager to come to work… probably


definetly need to right a "check this guy out…”

I know right now some women and girls are going to hate me…
butFUCK YOU
FUCK ALL OF YOU

I know that men are going to use this as an exploit… but whatever…
guilty as charge are all women.

Women like baby steps and drama and let me put this is more
detail. Baby steps means

Not

“I am going to your home to piss"… - You can’t say this to a


stranger… if he is too far from where you are right now and the
chances this to work out is bare minimum.

You must say

"Where do you leave?"… "oh Okay… I have shit to do around that


place … I am with you"… and step by step… getting logistics and
little by little you get into her house.
Drama is born out of conflict… the more conflict and the more dick
you are the better chances you get.
Comedy: Just… Just

By DeYtH Banger

People are not ready for intellectuals… for smart people… I hope I
just go burry myself… FUCK OFF ALL TYPE IF SELF-HELP
BULLSHIT

WHAT I WANT IS TO START SLASHING MY HANDS

I JUST CAN’T GO IVER AND OVER… IT’S TOO MUCH… IT’S


JUST TOO MUCH

I HATE ALL TYPE OF BOOST FLOW… MOMENTUM


STRATEGIES… I JUST WANT TO DIE

In a fucking bucket… basket… I hope god takes advantage as far


as putting his dingo… bingo shit right in my ass and kill and destroy
my organs as organic as possible. I hate being precise… I hate
money and last but more important… people fuck me over… I AM
FUCKING NOT HEALTHY PERSON…
I LOST MY LIFE

YES… YES.. LET’S DECLINE ABD REJECT CALLS…


THAT’S WHAT THE NEW SUPERFECIAL KIDS NEED AND
DESERVE TO START GETTING NEGATIVE RESULTS
I HOPE I DIE IN A FUCKING SHARK MOUTH

I hate married couples… they just make me feel bad of myself… I


MADE CHOICES… I WANTED SOMETHING IN LIFE… BUT I
ENDED UP WITH BIG DICK IN FRONT OF MY EYES

I FUCKING HATE THE ART OF MAKING DISGUSTING SHIT


FUNNY… I HOPE I GOT KILL IN A PUSH PULL CHAIN
REACTION

HUGGING IS HORRIBLE
PROMISED MADE
HOPE AND EXPECTATIONS LOST ALONG THE WAY

I HATE LESBIANS AND GIRLS… I HOPE THEY START


BUTCHERING EACH OTHER

IT’S FUN
IT’S EXCITING

GO OUT THERE YOU SAFE FUCK


SICKO FUCK
Go out… in night somebody is going to kill you… to bind you… to
torture you… to terrorize you and kill you… so let’s start having
fun… first thought… second thought… I HATE COMEDY!

I hate all those happy couples… it’s so wrong… those fucks need to
suffer as much as possible and also… it will be fun to see them as
more into mide victim mentality as possible.

SHOW OFF

Fuck ‘em… everyone and each one of them!


Comedy: Wow… She

By DeYtH Banger

The fucking world is full of creeps, it’s fucking full of creeps.. not
more … nor less… it’s full of them.. nice guys, needy guys.

But the big magic trick is … “being a creep” is a illusion. I hate that
the only way and key to “feel good” is to watch and listen to comedy,
it’s not my fault… life sucks… I AM FUCKING MISERABLE

I need sonething to make me laugh, each year there is a new


comedian on the way an old comedian posts a comedy special…
YOU THINK I LIKE TO BE FUNNY?

NO I DON'T… BUT THE KEY OF LESS NIGHMARES AND TO


SLEEP WELL IS COMEDY!

WATCHING MORE AND MORE COMEDY!

What’s with this all dating advice… it always not enough and people
starving for more and more… the more you dive deeper the more
theory junkie you become… everything is so wrong… sone
programs go so far that they start saying…

- Change your clothes


- Have a expensive… not cheap… style…

So fuck all those sleazy fucks.. I hate them all some tips are like
change ground and start from the beginning again… HOW ABOUT
FUCK YOU… FUCKING FAGGOT

What type of fucking flickering fucks are those there… to tell me


what to wear.. fix paradoxical arguments… and tips… tips which
work in specific situations and im others you need others…

SO YEAH… MOST CASES YOU SHOULDN’T BUY A GIRL A


DRINK… THERE ARE RARE CASE IN WHICH YOU NEED TO
BUY DRINKS TO GIRLS

GO KILL YOURSELF FUCKING EXPERT… YOU ARE AN EXPERT


AND YOU NARROW IT DOWN UP TO THIS?
GO KILL YOURSELF

I am expert of making people feel good when they kill themselves…


so here is the thing… my service cost 50$ dollars… I come there
and say shitty stories… I insult… and fuck around… so fuck all
people who are wasting life?
Why?
Because who to fuck more energetic fuck or less?
I prefer the less energetic people… they just don’t have enough
energy to bother around debating and arguing.

I like fat people as much I like whales… I HOPE FAT PEOPLE


CHOCKE WHILE THEY EAT

Because most problems come from fatso… from those fucking fat
people…

Cholesterol… diet… diabetes… FUCK ‘Em.. life just has gotten


worser because of couple of fucks are emotionally uncapable human
beings and don’t know how to deal with stress and anxiety and
depression… they cope system… it’s installed

Fatso Mode 2.0

- Eat
- Eat More
- Drink
- Eat more sugar shit
- Eat sweets
- Eat more
- Eat Fucking more
- You need food

That’s what their database in their fucking localhost has… fuck less..
do less activies and inject more unhealthy habbits and activities…

I hate couples and people who commit as far to marring each other
… aren’t you already… feeling great… you got something most
people fail to have and most the database and news about problems
in relationships comes from people who are problematic from first
place.

Selfies… pictures… capturing moment… going on social media and


wasting time over there and what are the biggest accomplishments
of society?

Mhm… let me give a thought!

- Less energetic
- Sick inside and Outside
-…
Comedy: Full

By DeYtH Banger

Oh definetly I am going to go with full volume work out and fuck all
machos in the gym…

GET ON THE FUCKING LINE

GET ON THE FUCKING LINE

GET ON THE FUCKING LINE

GET ON THE FUCKING LINE

Come on… get on the fucking line… jump and kill yourself… it’s the
best activity human being like you can do… we now tolerate
muscles… not intellect… but muscles… not clowns and being nice
and witty…

We ban those set of behaviors… we grab ‘em and ban them one by
one… each set of skill… we

ALL ARE FOR MUSCLES


BIG ARMS
BIG LEGS
CHEST MUSCLES

Fuck all that shit…

Come over you fucking muscle addicts… come over and start the
suicide process… whatever you do… jump out of a building… show
how resistant you are by getting hitted by a car… show us how
smart you are by hitting yourself with different type of objects…
Hammer… rock… paper… TV… show us how good you are by
staying and becoming a goalkeeper…

I hope all those folks get on the line and a western guy comes and
shoot them… definetly we need to shoot those intellectual… the real
reason is

STOPPING SOCIETY FROM GROWING


CREATING FEAR IN SOCIETY

WE DEFINETLY DON’T NEED THAT

And as for me.. I love to get bothered… life just start getting
meaning.

People… four legged expired meat the last thing on the menu is
people, but still I wonder what we do with the pick up manipulating
tricks… push-pull - showing to the gal… that you have experience
with women, negs - show to the gal…(girl), that you don’t care and
you are okay to offend her.

AND I DEFINETLY ON THIS RIGHT NOW POST SIGN MY


CONTRACT

The problem of some stuff is that it’s addictive… some states… high
status… states… you need to prove it to your brain over and over
and over and over… sometimes the question is when is going to end
all of yhs shitty thing!
Comedy: Anger

By DeYtH Banger

I have anger issues… I get it… my family is not stable… my mom is


a fucker who is sick for cocks as for my dad… fuck ‘em… dead or
life.. just a cup of semen. I hope this fuck rot in hell.

I like people who are blind it’s fucking awesome .. they have less
issues than other people… + plus deaf people are fun… less
vision… lowe standards.

Some people go on round take life serious, fuck 'em… all of them…
each by each… single by single. I hate mom telling me, take life
serious my friends… aka parents… I won’t take life seriously… I got
one life … I took life seriously in my early young age… I went as far
with the circle of depression and anxiety episodes… I was nearly
mentality disfunctional.

Here is one thing children getting killed by car… it’s not bad… it’s
fucking awesome… we need to hit more from those fucks.. what we
get from those set of tests is that they are brainless zombies.
Okay… that’s the conclusion… brainless… greedy… selfish pricks…

- I want tablet
- I want candies
- I want Iphone
- I want new set of toys
- I want this new thing
- I want new phone
- I want new computer

SO FUCK YIU
GO TO HELL
AND LEAVE ME ALONE

GREEDY BASTARD

STOP FUCKING AROUND!

I hate people who stutter


What’s wrong with those guys?

Your mom didn’t love you enough?


Your father is a badboy?

What’s wrong… here is the thing… I son’t care… you have in tour
pocket excuse and

THIS FUCKING EXCUSE IS STOPPING YOU FROM SUCESS


Rape… what’s fun in that here is the thing… nothibg that’s come
here and make it fun.

First of all reason of rape too fucking horny at first place.


Second of all why we all are suprise… and impressed of all this rape
bullshit?

Here is the thing young men was out he had urges which he couldn’t
anynore control and a young woman… with a sexy clothes…

He couldn’t repress those set of urges and more… and he went up


to her full on…

FUCKING FULL ON
JUST FUCKING FULL ON

AND THEN HE WAS CLEARLY


WITH DICK ON
HORNY AS HELL AND HE WAS DEFINETLY ALPHA AND
DOMINATING AND WHY THAT COUNTS AS RAPE AND OTHER
SUCESS LAY STORIES COUNT AS NORMAL IS AS
INTERESTING AS MORE PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED INTO
PORN!

IT’S DEFINETLY
OBSESSIVE AND COMPULSIVE
WHY AM I ANGRY?
MHM
WHY NOT
IGNORACE
FAKE REALITY
SOCIAL MEDIA

IS THIS ENOUGH TO MOVE ON THE NEXT TOPIC?

I don’t like phone calls… those shit brings… massive amount of


anxiety…. Fucking massively!

Screw up… yup I was screw up in my life because:

1) I took life seriously


2) I was tryingbto apply morality
3) Religion (Fiction Shit)

FUCK ALL EXPERTS

FUCK ALL THOSE DATING AND GURU EXPERTS… FUCK 'EM

I have seen all 'em!

People want respect… but do they deserve it?

Fuck this topic, let’s move on..!


Now I want to give lesson to all of you… fucking all of you… look at
yourself.. look how much things you have done… look how much
fucking opportunity you have missed… mainly because of your ego
and scarcity mindset.

What I can say is the person who stopping himself from yourself is
you…it’s you!

How did went one case with a girl… when I wanted to talk to a group
of girls…

MY MIND GAVE ME CALL

IT WENT AS FUCKED UP AS MY LEGS GOT SHAKING

NOW HOW DO YOU MAKE THIS MARK AS CONFIDENCE…


HOW DO YOU TURN IT TO THIS SHIT

WHILE YOUR FRIEND IS CONTINUEING TO BE A THORY


JUNKIE AND THE OTHERS ARE FUCKING AROUND… BOT
ANSWERING CALLS… ANSWERING CALLS

FUCK EM
ONE BY ONE

THOSE WHO FUCK AROUND ARE THE GUYS WHO GET CHICJS
THE OTHER DUDES ARE JUST THE CROWD… WITH DICKS ON
AND BEING NICE
STOP BEING NICE
GROW UP
Comedy: Whoa

By DeYtH Banger

Definetly whoa… for all sake people are so much in average mindset
that they are totally fucked up… over their ass… they can’t show
middle finger… they judge wronf… they’ve got wrong conclusions.

I hate people, I define my hatred as far as from starting from


Bulgarian assholes drunk and mentality incapable creatures… up to
Russian… yeah damn Russia… you heard me right… I hate those
vodka drunk society… what’s with drinking too much alcohol and
going as far as deadly lethal doses of alcohol?

I JUST DON’T GET IT…

YOU WON’T MINIMIZE PAIN… YOU FUCKING TRIPPLE THE


WHOLE THING!

More nasty and awful shit than a walking pigeon aka a mom… wife
or whatever you call a humzn being which is the other sex - female
and the age is middle age 30-40 years…

Shit like that is going to burn you as much going and gettibg papers
and starting writting down suicide notes, those rejections just make
you unstable. I just got rejected
Opener: Hi
Reply (her): moving hands (in a way showing that I am some kinda
piece of shit)
Then
I said: Nice shoose

Definetly nice guy shit, I hate those nice shitty stuff


.. I JUST HATE IT

But what’s with ads with erotic movements and geatures… I DON’T
GET IT!

ARE YOU TRYING TO SELL A PRODUCT OR YOU ARE TRYING


TO MAKE COSTUMER ERECTION?

I hate fatso… JUST DIE BITCH

I hate people it makes me look as far as slow eater or even below


mideum eaters, which far as my knowledge… my self-esteem goes
down. Muscles guys neef one thing to put in their mouths dick
and I WANT TO SEE MASSIVE GRINDS

COME ON… I WANT TO SEE ONE OF THOSE SHIT!

It will be fun to see an eldery couple and my level of respect go as


far as shotting those fuckers…

What’s with black and so much confindence like you own the world,
in the privious and primal of your years… YOU WERE SLAVES…
GO BACK THERE

BE A FUCKING SLAVE

Why should white race be more depress on the finals than the nigga
himself? What’s with those share groups… tell to us… your
problems and the story continues as far as “I don’t care”.. “so does I
judge in extreme situations"… "so does not care…”. People are not
here to help each other… they are here to self-destruct themselves
and by other defaults destroy others.

It’s not patterns, addiction behavior… it’s a fucking whole level of


anxiety… fuck support groups..

HOW DOES IT HELP?


IT DOESN'T… OKAY?
IT FUCKING DOESN'T… IT DOES NOT NOW HELP… THY
FURTHER DEDUCTION…

RIGHT NOW I AM THINKING ABOUT… FALLING… ONTO…


FUCKING SHARP OBJECT… WHILE I FUCK BLONDE HOTIE

WHY SO?

Mhm, why at first place we take life seriously?


Drugs?
Alcohol?
Stealing?
Conning others?

All those stuff on the list are fun activities which are primarily…
adaptive set of behaviors and patterns. Definetly on the high pay
roll…
Comedy: Mom

By DeYtH Banger

Probably it’s going to be my last show… svript of comedy for a little


time. I am going to go to a place where for a time… I will put down
shit.. put down jokes… but they won’t get posted.

So… yeah.. moms… full of anger… jealousy… hatred… and yes…


definetly, I am not narrowing it down… I hate moms… I hate all
kinds moms… old… young .. gilf… milf… we have in porn… two
sections.. in which you are definetly fucking somebody’s mom. ..
When we are talking about levels of being sick… HOW FUCKING
SICK IS THAT?

OUT OF MlASTURBATING WHILE YOU WATCH MALE FIGURE


GOING LITTLE FAR WITH A FEMALE FIGURE FOR EXAMPLE …
DOMINATING… AGRESSIVE… HATE… ANGER, RAGE…

ONCE I STARTING WATCHING THOSE KINDA VIDEOS… I


STARTED THINKING ABOUT MY GENDER, AM I REALLY A
MALE?
Because… definetly… mentality I am not so fucked up and screw
up. I am against I kinds of ships… friendships… relationships… I am
against all of ‘em… mainly because sometimes you need to do
sacrifices and in most cases you find out that they aren’t on the
same topic like you.

Porn is fun… keep watching!


What government wants it’s brainless workers… keep watching…
going with few rounds of jerk off and go with thousand excuses to do
it?
If I don’t do it… my dick will get cancer!
If I don’t do it… I am going to become unhealthy!
OKAY I DON’T CARE… JUST KEEP GOING… KEEP IT UP

FIND FUCKING REASONS… LOGICAL OR NOT LOGICAL TO


DO IT
As for me… I suggest masturbation for “Good to Feel” recipe…

YOU WANT HONESTY


AFTER YOU ARE HERE…

1) Your life is not fun, that’s why you are here


2) Kill yourself…
- It’s mood digestive recipe
Comedy: Hate

By DeYtH Banger

What is stopping us from progress is pure … narrow hatred… feel


free to be oblivious… I DON’T CARE AS FAR AS YOU CONTINUE
BEING A FUCKING HATRED!

LOW ENERGY FUCK… STAY DOWN


YOUR LIFE DOESN’T MATTER
IF YOU GONNA TELL ME ABOUT DOWNS DAY… FUCK YOU…
OKAY?

PURE… NEAR VIGILANT FUCK YOU


I KNOW THAT PEOPLE NEED TO STOP CUSSING BUT HOW
ABOUT GO PAIR BALLS AMD START DOING SOMETHING WITH
LIFE

I have new set of goals… it is spy and watch kids… how they
succeed in life while you fail in every single task in your life. It’s fun,
it’s exiciting! Everyone wants to leave some kinda a print… in this
world to be like “look… I was here"… we all want this … we all fear
being forgotten… and being lost… we all want to be out there… and
what happens whwn data gets lost… the authors… die and all the
material… gets burn and lost?
What if it happens tge story by Ray.. Bradburry become a true one..
it’s not fiction it becomes truth. I was about to tell a story… until I
got the "lost” sound.. it’s totally negging and horrifying!
Comedy: Out Of

By DeYtH Banger

Before I start … I want to add this is something new… out of the


bible shit… topic.

MY PUSSY IT’S GETTING HARD… I AM LONLY… GET OUT OF


THERE…

My pussy is hard

So yes… few phases of semen.. on body, ass, pussy, on the


face,on the boobs… in the hands… and fully flavor package semen
on the hands… it’s full ready product… full limited package.

Have you seen guys… also known as dude who push around babies
in carts?… Those dudes walk around with baby… put them on their
own heads abd they even hold them with their hands.

What the hell is that, is that a new position of “I am definetly gonna


fuck that fucker.”

Also with all those babies… nothing more seken and greedy… fully
devoloped ego biased whinny fucker.
White type of nigga suck… that’s a total gypsie. I hate morning type
of daygame… pick up… it’s sucks… I am definetly not in the mood
around that time… so does girls and women as general point. Some
people want hear some shit and believe in certain type of shit, so
that’s why I make up shit. I have new kinda motto “I love haters"…
the main idea of the motto is to spread love around my enemies.

It goes as far as If they stab you or try to hurt you… don’t hate
‘em… love 'em. I have a new whole pick up bible… it’s about
techniques and ways which sexual predators use.

Okay… okay… I am totally hooked up on this point some people


narrow up down up to … being assholes and dicks on the phone..
under that I mean making you less important and being silent often
on the phone while you talk… such people make suicide… next go
to location… something up to look in forward future.

Suicide - Is not bad at all… it’s body fitness… it shows and proves
God that you don’t have attention deficit… you prove yourself that
for one tnhing you are serious in life, you team up with yourself…
you plan… organize all kinds of fun activies with main goals and
outcome aka self-pleasure.

I HATE PARENTS AS A GENERAL HOOK UP POINT… TO


OVERPROTECTIVE… FUCKED UP… DATA GOLIATH AND
DEFINETLY FUCK EM… LOW CAPSULATED FUCKS!
I like negativity, but some people don’t like to hear of experience of
negative… spectator… such times it goes as far as…

GO OUT OF THIS SCENE… YOU GONNA BE REMOVED

What’s that shit, bitch?


You fucking white… sucker?
You don’t have enough dicks, so you go around the world and
travel… just for the sake of dicks… and fucking?
Comedy: Sucess As General

By DeYtH Banger

I have a basic problem, I can’t stop talking


.. I just can't…

I GOT DATA IN MY POCKET


I GOT FACTS

But sometimes… talking is not enough…. You could be talking all


day… all night and still…

THE CHANCES TO FUCK A CERTAIN WOMAN…


IS 0 TO 10

I hate stats…If I want to get friends… I need basic levels of


compliance. The problem is that we want to be “seen"…You know
life sucks… mainly because you are fucking watching over couples
and God sends you one of those pervert fucks… The man is nasty
the girl is crying…. Nagging AND THE CRYING PART IS CREATING
DRAMA… PHYSICALLY… AND NOT GIVE A FUCK MODE
DOUBLES YOUR CHANCES

WHEN I DISCOVERED SOME OF THE MODERN BULLSHIT… I


WAS THINKING ABOUR KILLING MYSELF…

"My life was better…”

Yes of course… it was better you had less expectations… your


hopes weren’t too high… you weren’t multi-leveling and multi-
tasking… YOU WERE NORMAL…

As for the modern times we just have too much shit to do… to get
to…. And still we have more and if a message has been implanted in
our heads… that is

- YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH


- YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH
- YOU AREN’T FUCKING ENOUGH

Our mothers said… our friends show it… our parents… all day…
whine about it… SO THE SELF-ESTEEM SHIT IS NOT LOST
FROM DICKS BUT FROM THIS…

“NOT ENOUGH”

Life sucks - Direct Opener


“I hope she doesn’t thing, that I am going to rape her…” - Mid
section - Fucking bad idea
We live in a place where taking God seriously makes you fanatic…
wanting to change and enlighten yourself makes you mentality ill.
And the question is here, where is the norm?
What is normal?

If

America - Is not that great place


Medicine - Is corrupteed as fuck
Cops - Are Corrupted

What else… what if?

I know when joke is on me!


Comedy: F for Fu (1)

By DeYtH Banger

We are not talking about the Bill Burr shit “F for family"…, we are
talking about f as fucked up… as screw up person…

SO MY QUESTION IS NEXT TO MY NAME DO YOU SEE… ANY


NEAR THE WORD FUCKED UP?
SCREW UP!?

I just joined a club for get rid of addictive behaviors, so far higher
power is going to help me… when people like me can’t help and fix
themselves… they start making up… higher…creatures which
exist… with abilities… which they start sharibg with us…

SO FAR THIS IS HIGHER CALIBER OF MENTALY ILL

Have you seen one of those drama and TV Reality shows…


almost…all of them suck… WHY?

How about, I don’t give and give as "fuck"… as you desire me to


want to…
THE SYSTEM IS SENDING IT!

Nope it’s you… that’s why… PROTECT YOUR FUCKING ASS


BECAUSE… I AM COMMIN

I HATE FRIENDS?

WHY?
RULES
FREEDOM?

SHIT LIKE THIS KEEPS ME OUT OF ANY TYPE OF INTEREST


EVEN SPENDING TIME AROUND THOSE SICK FAGGOTS!

What’s with early morning?

GO TO SLEEP YOU FUCKING CHEAP… NIGGA FAGGOT!

Go fucking sleep!
We have diseases, psycholigical disorders… abd list goes on and
on… but my favourite are those psychological inner shit…
Depression,anxiety and stress.… HOW MUCH GOD NEEDS TO
HATE YOU… OR HE IS SUPPOSSED TO HATE YOU… SO TO
MAKE YOU CURSED WITH THOSE SHIT.
If you start getting maggots larves in your eyes and not healing
injuries… in your body… PROBABLY PRAYER WON’T SAVE
YOU… GOT MARKS PEOPLE WHO GO TO THE GATEWAY OF
HELL…

I hope… I hole full package of kindergarte… children get molested


by credit advertiser. The whole concept is great and God loves the
pervert ones?
Why.… let’s go back to the bible… they say…

"He created the mankind in his own image, in the image of God
he created them…”

- Let me tell you few shitty dosy shit… Since the beginning God
created the “ego”… - “Rule… fish”… that’s some amount of build
up… ego, I am sure as fuck. As for god punctions he SUCKS… GO
VISIT GRAMMAR CLASSES… YOU FUCKING GRAMMAR
NOGGIN!

I SUCK IN LIFE
SO DOES GOD… VERSE HAS THE ALL DATA…!
God is a fucking fireshitty bag!
Oh mom… dad… fucking gay fuck…. Fucking decomposed dead
fuck… I AM DOING PICK UP… WHY?
BECAUSE I SUCK…
I SUCK WITH GIRLS!
PICK UP GIVES ME TOOLS!

What’s with fast and furious also known and as fast flying metal
coffins… why we can’t start campaign kill the speed guys… IT’S
FUN AND EXCITING MOVEMEMT! Oh oh… I love it… IT’S
TOTALLY EPIC… LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT AFTER PARTIES!
After Parties… they are parties where guys bring chicks at home…
total bullshit party and chicks get fuck.

Let’s cut the narrow!

1) Fuck the cool guy!


2) Value build up… high status… HOW ABOUT GO FUCK
YOURSELF?
3) I detect bullshit… far far… I smell it… I feel it
4) Liar… fucking pathalogical liar

THE BEST REASON… FOR HAVING SEX INTEGRITY COMING


FROM PURE DESPARATION

PICK UP… IT’S A MATH PROBLEM 1 ON 1… 2 ON 1 … AND


DEFINETLY EACH TINE YOU GET IN SET YOU CAN’T BE
PLAYING THE SAME LEVEL YOU NEED TO LEVEL THE FUCK
UP… IT’S NOT GTA OR OTHER MISSION GAMES WHERE SOME
STUFF GET SKIP… MISSED AND MOVE ON…

HERE IN THE PLAYGROUND YOU NEED TO DO ALL THE


WORK!

You can be angry…, you can go with the defect or to blink too much
but the guys who are rude and liars get girls and level the back up
this shit… BECAUSE I DEFINETLY HATE THOSE SPORT SHOWS
AND MY PHONE IS OFF… IT’S GETTING OFF… OKAY… I DON’T
WANT SOMEBODY TO FUCK ME OVER
I ALREADY GOT PEOPLE ON THAT LIST
The guy who said he is not virgin… but he is… he made up and
story and slightly and full premium package of belief. People like me
screw up… YUP I NEED A DOCTOR… I NEED A MEDICINE…
BUT THE PROBLEM IS HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH SEX…
KISSING

WITHOUT VISUALIZING IT AS MOUTH RAPE OR RAPE AS


OVERALL?
Comedy: F For Fu (2)

By DeYtH Banger

What are you trying to feel different type of emotions to start


experimenting…… go full narrow down… FUCK YOUR LEVEL
DEFICIENCY!

Do you read it well my face…?

DO YOU FUCKING READ IT WELL YOU SLIM FAT FUCK?


GO START STARVIN… TGE COUNTRY NEEDS PEOPLE LIKE
YOU… STARVATION IS CAUSATION OF YOUR ACTION

Blue screens… TV … ads… Mac-Donalds… Here is the shitty


truth… all by slim fucks… slim thin … fucks… we are starting
from“blue screens” and we end up … up to “ads”… as
for“KFC”,“Mac-Donalds”… those type of stores are created by fat
fucks… who want to fuck over the “thin” fucks….

But still my face is saying…

I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR STATE


ABOUT YOUR EMOTIONS
LIFE

I FUCKING DON’T CARE


GO KILL YOURSELF
FAT FUCK LIKE YOU NEEDS A BREAK
AS FOR THE THIN GUYS LIKE ME…
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING… WHAT ARE WE ALL TRYING…
“PR”?
… TO TRY TO BEAT PERSONAL RECORDS… PEOPLE
RECORDS?

Here is the shitty unmasked truth we go starving children… they are


there in this situation… because there is less food… then we got fat
dudes… which just can’t get enough with food.. and thin fucks…
PROBABLY MENTALY RETARDED… SO THIN… SO FUCKING
THIN
WHAT’S WRONG WITH THEM?
BONE DENSITY?
DISEASE?
DISORDER?

The fun thing about rapist… is that there is mystery… supspense…


tension and definetly a twist… when dick comes out of pants…
erected and ready to fuck… who the fuck most times is there.

AND IF THERE IS GOD… I DON’T CARE HOW EDGY… BRUTAL


OR DARK THIS SHIT IS…
WHERE IS HE?
When people starve?
When people are going to die… aka homeless?
Rape victins?

All of them are guility?

I got one argument… to back up the second idea, homeless… don’t


follow gods.. will… they don’t want great life…

WHAT TYPE OF NASTY NARTOW BULLSHIT… WITH NICE


MANARIZIM DILIVERED IS THIS?

I come here for the food… not for somebody to put certain moves
and ways… to imply and apply in life… YOU FUCKING MAGGOT…
AIN’T OBEYIN!

People say I suck..

GO FUCK YOURSELF RANDOMLY… FUCKING RANDOMLY…


MAINLY BECAUSE YOU SUCK!

Vivid fucks… rigid fucks… happy fucks… I HATE ‘EM ALL… THEY
ARE DEPRESSED AND NASTY FUCKING CREATURES I HOPE
WITH ALL MY BALLS ALL HAPPY HOES GET RAPE… WAY…
WAY… WAY… WAY FUCKING COOLER
God loves raped victims… and the new miracle of god is holy
punky… funky creatures getting rapes…

WHAT DO I THINK I THINK ABOUT PROVOCATIVE DRESS…


NASTY… NUDE AND NAUGHTY DUMB SHIT

I hope all of 'em get killed mainly because general goal… “Fuck
Me"… or "Can you fuck me…” What’s with disabilities… GOD
FUCK YOU OVER AND DEFINETLY NASTY BEND OVER FROM
THIS SICK FUCK AND NOW YOUR NICE…

I am… ain’t preaching niceness, but guess what God is welcome to


suck my dick.
Comedy: F For Suck (1)

By DeYtH Banger

This shit is the new Einsten… the new modern genius Einstein…
verbalise it. Moan, growl.. while you masturbate and this shit is
advice from the product “Language Of Lust”… I feel so Good that
I didn’t gave money to read this shit… I GOT THE PRODUCT
FREE… HOW… THIS IS QUESTION FOR LATER

THINK TWICE
NEVER WISE

But still I am here giving you the new drug…. Of romance addiction.
We all talking about social conditioning with main social levels
women approving growl sound = returning back by making sounds.

THAT’S HERE NATURAL GAME… OPEN YOUR LEGS GIVE A


FOOTJOB… FEETJOB… SWALLOW CUM… I DON’T CARE
WHAT’S THE DEEPER INNER EXCUSE WHICH YOU GIVE
YOURSELF OF BEING SUCH A PIECE IF SHIT… BUT GO FOR
IT…

ISN’T MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS… ALL ABOUT THIS SHIT

“GO FOR IT”


“EXCUSES ARE BULLSHIT”
“EXCUSES ARE FOR AVERAGE PEOPLE…”
“… YOU AIN’T AVERAGE…”

I am not sure after motivational speaking…video what to do… is this


manifesto of

“Yup… you going to be alone… because being deffirent.. means


being alone… so go fuck your fucking hands.”
Comedy: F For Suck (2)

By DeYtH Banger

Quite people… aka introverts… go out and are loud… and growl…

THEY DEFINETLY GO FOR IT

I hope you spot the irony here…, some people move side-ways their
head for “No” and nod for “yes”… for other nations and cultures it’s
reverse.

LIFE SUCKS!

“Solidify… sexual connection.”

- It’s bullshit from beginning up the end… the whole sentence… but I
love the way it sounds… “solidify"…

By itself angry… man… drama … makes pussy wet. Those shitty


thin… and shitty fat twats can go viral on this here formula… go to
be confrontational… I DON’T CARE!
So here is what I want from you… it’s not complex …. It’s not
complicated!

Get one of those "I-fuck”, “I-Pod” or “I-Shit”… and write it down…


the whole message which I said…

We are talking about whole new level of sexual zen…


Go be angry… drama… drama… that’s what girls like and live and
enjoy in life…. This is fast… tip!

Porn is not for empathy… it’s for fucking sympathy.


This is special advice for thos new instructor on rsd… rsd Ev… this
european motherfucker. But his style of expressing and moving is
more like white nigga also known as white slave.

AND I TOTALLY NAIL THE LAST JOKE!

I was doing my research bitch shield thing until, I reached up to


moan and groan which are sheer noises of pure confidence.

THIS IS… THIS IS WHAT TURNS ON WOMEN… SHEER LEVELS


OF CONFIDENCE!

LET’S KILL/ SLASH AND MARRY YOUNG BITCHES!

Oh God… it’s so hard to make a movement… go skip few pages…


it won’t innerly kill you… no value… taken… no lectures lost along
the way… just fucking do it.

Sleep neutralizes… negativity as for my case… my problem is


PLH… - Personal Life Hatred. And we are not talking about father…
mother… and others we are talking about the sheer levels topic. The
good side of bible… is if you got the facts right from the bible… you
can throw them right at theist and they are left… witout words.

I am thinking about getting one of those Jesus accessories… with a


cross… nobody masturbates to that shit… IT JUST NEVER
HAPPENS!

Depression is okay into work, “I don’t know your mom"…, "No


fucking clue what to say to your mom"…, come one… I don’t
need one liner you fucking psycho scumbag… I want advice… few
words… few shitty words… I hate fat fucks… why?
Nothing good comes out of there… what’s the best story they
have…
"I fill my feelings with food”
“I masturbate…”

FUCK YOU!

What’s with the new status… “I am relationship… with myself?”.. it


quickie!

Is it a special way of saying… I am selfish. Let me tell you sonething


about whores and prostutes… they are there for people who suck
with girls in real life… everybody needs pleasure… sone people easy
get pussy… others need to pay to fuck. People think about
homophobic… I am not that… FUCK OFF

Abd definetly you can touch a policeman and he won’t put you on
the offender list… like a person who has tried to attack him.
Comedy: Molested

By DeYtH Banger

You fucking molested fragile fuck… what’s with thunder bender


bullshit, you can’t take a joke… your feelings are hurt…

OHHH
OHHHH

You know what… go fuck your father… the place from where you
come from is flesh pipe… OKAY… FUCKING FLESH PIPE…
AS FOR ME
THIS IS ANOTGER STORY BRO… SORRY FOR BEING RUDE

BUT KILL YOURSELF

You are fragile


Easily getting offended

What’s that?

What’s that?

MAN UP… YOU FUCKING PUSSY


DEFECTED INNER FUCKER!

A tip for all dear loveable fuckers… middle finger in front of


somebody is the biggest offensive thing…

OH HOLY CHRIST
OH FUCKING HOLY CHRIST
IT’S DICK IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE

What’s more beautiful than a morning suicide. Arrogant fuck in the


morning… I mean people kill themselves mainly because… the less
you sleep the more negative you get… sleeping is a process of
neutralization….

HOW THE HELL, DO I KNOW THIS?


I masturbate on such topics, as for today… it’s hoyr lucky day… less
guilty and more productive data. We are not talking about kg… -
body kg… or size… fuck that…

IT’S FULL ON!

America… stollen ground… American are immigrants… take this


deep well shit in your head and go play play doh…. People have
phones and they don’t answer them… they have one of those
constant use outside… narrow down use at home and this is the
most society the horror movies… move up based up… orgasm…
who cares?

Me?
Why because… here is anotger explanation others are fragile as for
my care… it doesn’t damage any typ e of society member.
I hate selling and advertisements of products… they are fucking too
seductive and manipulative.

I HAVE ENOUGH SHIT IN MY HOME

I personally against family… I am disgusted… those narrow down…


earth creatures make life as hell they fuck with my memory…

Like “You are everday do that"…

"You forget everyday”

….

It’s great effect … but who tha hell gave them license to them make
other creatures feel bad…. Their sunburn… awful sun and definetly
next to all categories a fellowship comedian who duck as a human
being…

THINK ABOUT IT
JUST FUCKING GIVE A THOUGHT

JUST DIN’T GO DEEP


NOT TOO ON TGE TOP… SURFACE…

AND DEFINETLY NOT TOO NEAR….. TOOO FAR AND TOO


SHALLOW

SWALLOW AND SHALLOW

We have got… almost identical with one letter difference, HOW DO I


KNOW THIS?

AFTER
SHIT
PISING
FUCK
RIDE
WALK
DRIVE
TAKE BUS
GIVE MONEY

I HAVE OTHER STUFF IN MY LIFE SPOT… HATE… CRITISIZE…


IT’S FUN… IT’S EXCITING AND LET’S GIVE A CHANGE TO
DEPRESSION

HAVE you ever gave a thought to this we have depression, stress,


anxiety and inner other disorders which main benefits are deep
shame and guilt feeling. Probably if you are atheist we need to
unleash full level of bogus logic, but for today we gonna go with
God.

Probably if you feel bad… probably God doesn’t live you as much as
you think he does.

This fucking beast was created from hightly dysfunctional parents…


+ we are not going on full premium package of cat videos.
Comedy: Stare

By DeYtH Banger

Stare… what’s with stare… are you OKAY?


What’s wrong buddy, I am way fucking cooler than you?

Great deeply from your stand ppint you are experiencing very
fucked up psychological inner abnormality… (sometimes we need to
spit out facts … shit… it’s not suppossed to be right or wrong…)
from ny point you are improving my life… definetly less of those self-
help books and more from shitty fuckers like you. “Fuck people
opinion…”

- That’s my motto… easy set… easy to go… I mean I am not here


to fuck… stare and get contacts… sounds like a great idea but
here… I am to say that people’s opinion have no weight what’s so
ever… no fucking value… weight

Some linguistic fuck can say “I am going to fix it…”


“We are going to fuck..” and it goes deeper and more deeper…
but the raw truth is that nothing get serious and we still keep suck in
society… we take specific l things serious like.. shit which is
useless..

Somebody has eaten my food … let’s beat the shit out if him - It’s
total cavemen instinct… but the honesty lays ahead they do it for
survival benefits + and also to show to the herd that such risky and
edgy moves get punished….

Some guy get offended… other are just to fragile to even be in the
comedy business - And we are going to reveal one by one… out of
the box shit…

Guy gets offended - How about get fuck yourself over… we don’t
need weak minded people like you… around us.

People who are fragile - Okay… you fucking snob of bag shit…
comedy is not for you … if you can’t take one… you can’t say one.

I have been around staring and most introverts and people who are
way… way… fucking less cooler than the other group of kids go
for…

Stare… let’s go fucking stare… let’s fuck around and defibetly


thunder bender… if we go to a dance club… let’s start giving our
fucking money.

Lies is a evolutionary thing… lies help us to survive… if we


are PERSONALLY with others we are not talking about authenticity
we are talking about personal chaos…
Comedy: Life…?- It Sucks!?

By DeYtH Banger

How about go get go… to ruin the whole myths and debunk all the
bullshit… Suicide is a disease not something which you commit… it’s
illness.. it happens when you are deeply depressed… it’s constant…
chronic pain…

AND LOOK FORWARD


LONG NAILS PORN
HANDJOB
HAIRJOB
BLOWJOB
BIG DICK
MILF
GILF
LONG TOE NAILS
FOOTJOB
FEETJOB
HIGH HEELS JOB
BLONDE GETS FACIAL
WOMAN WANKS A DICK
SEMEN ON FACE

And we go to facial when we want to talk about face and we never


want to be rude and we go as semen on face… not sperm… it’s
definetly rude. We as society we are fragile humans are dead end
creatures… depression happens because we as humans we are not
ready for screen time… we are ready for socializing not isolating…
When you see people who are anti… social… asocial those fuckers
are inner all levels fucked up… they don’t want it… but happens…

RULES?
FUCK ‘EM!

One by one… each by each… your mom sucks… what’s that?


Total level honesty and I am not as screw liable friends!

When dick is on… it’s total all levels of flinch… I HOPE I GO AND
START KILLING PEOPLE ON GRINDER IT’S GONNA BE TOTAL
LOST ON THE JOKE BUT NOT AS GOOD AS A WOMAN
TELLING ME AFTER SHOWING A MIDDLE FINGER ON HER
FACE

PUT THIS IN YOUR ASS

I am against pretty girls… it fucks me over in whole all fucking new


levels. GOD HATES ME… I AM ALL FULL ON.

ALL FULL PACKAGE… HE IS AGAINST ME SO DO I….. I AM


READY YO DEBUNK THIS SICKO FUCK…

I want one of those fancy disease… cancer… tumor… don’t feeling


pain… that’s how god marks the special ones… the special humans.
I have bern rejected from my mom… Let me finish what I mean… I
mean… I have no more near experience as vaginal and near my
father dick anf being inside it and then somehow dishusting awfully
image of being a fetus flowing in my mom stomach… being in
there…

IF NOW I GO AS FAR AS THAT


THERE IS WHOLE FUCKING LIST WITH DISORDER AND
PSYCHOLOGICAL ILLNESS

Living in somebody stomach … as much as 9 much is some kinda


screw up as those aliens movies in which… aliens come out of the
stomach…

WHAT’S THE LONG LASTING PROBLEM OF SOCIETY?

IT CARES JUST TOO MUCH, CHILL THE FUCK UP!

If I go full on fucking my mom… and even going around my dick


father as for the father thing… it’s gay son… gay thing as for my
mom thing milf… as for all for the all full on package it's… I HAVE
NO FUCKING CLUE!
AT LEAST FEEL GREATFUL THAT I AM NOT THROWING GOD
WITTY TAILS!

Guys who go and rape girls… they are total alpha fucks… the guy
who is going and raping… he today is definetly going to have sex…
probably now… probably after an hour… a minute… a day… who
knows!?

I STUDY AND READ ABOUT THIS SHIT

He is definetly going to have sucess with eomen as general stand


point… because women like tension… like obstacles and so far if
you got drama and punishing women ….. AND HONESTLY ONE OF
THE MOST CRAZY CLARITTY ANSWER I HAVE EVER GOTTEN
IS WOMEN SECRETLY IMAGINE BEING RAPE…

THOSE LITTLE MINGLE FINKY TWIKS… WANNA BE FUCKING


RAPE… AS BAD AS HELL!!
Comedy: Hog

By DeYtH Banger

I hope I get raped… right now… Holy bundle of fuck… younger girls
full of shit.. so much that few days with them… your life gets on the

FUCKING PEDESTAL…

JESUS CHRIST SUCKS… SO DOES GOD

IF I AM PERVERT SO DOES GOD


IF SON OF GOD IS GOD AND THE SPIRIT ALSO GOD HOW
MUCH PSYCHOLOGICAL MENTAL ILLNESSES DOES TGIS
FUCK HAVE

DOES THIS FUCK HAVE SOME KINDA PERSONALITY


DISORDER?

How is possible God to be one and and for each human being which
we can spot God for him/her looks different…. IS GOD ONE OF
THOSE PSYCHOLOGICAL NERV BREAK DOWNS IN WHICH
GOD IS A WHOLE FULL PACKAGE OF DISEASE…
I MEAN I GET IT MACHOS GO GET TO BUILD MUSCLES… GO
BUILD BODY AND GO ON FUCKING DIETS?

DO I CARE?
OF COURSE NOT
I DON’T CARE IF YOU KILL YOURSELF!
I DON’T CARE IF YOU GO VIRAL AND START KILLING
PEOPLE?

BECAUSE I AM NOT THAT EASY IMPRESS… BY EACH


MOVEMENT AND STUFF WHICH HAVE HAPPEN THE STAKES
GET HIGHER AND HIGHER… SO DOES MY STANDARDS…

GOD?
SICKO
JESUS
FUCK THIS TORMENTED FUCK

I KNOW YOU GIRLS NEED TO BE NICE TO GUYS WHICH ARE


NICE GUYS AND YOU DON’T WANT TO REJECT THEM THE
RAW WAY…

BUT DON’T GIVE THEM FALSE HOPES… FALSE SIGNS


YOU ARE JUST PLAYING WITH THE DEVIL IN DETAILS…

WHAT’S TGE RAPIST TODAY DEFENDING ARGUMENT…


“The bitch… was begging for it…”

Think about… right now about animals… less ilness… less


termology… less need to talking we don’t have costumed dogs…
who are the fucking law… dogs bark… bark… cats… (the same
here… tgey make noises)… and tgeir life is more easier than a fully
developed human….

Animals don’t ask for permission


For example dog was fucking a woman… fully free packaged….
Developed female - We here can spot the psychological problems
and disorders
Also a woman was sucking a horse dick… this shit can be seen on
the animal porn sites… - Again same here… - Self-Loathing… self-
esteem issues…
And the last example us a turtle fucking a slipper.

The moral of all story is when humans play on the edge… society
got whole fucking bundle of disorders
….. cats… dogs can do that and after all anikals don’t need to ask
for permission the fuck the neighbor dog or cat or whatever the
animal is..

WE ARE SPOTTING A WHOLE FREE WILL SHIT


Some people got it all wrong… with the whole tests which women
give… BUT I AM HERE TO EXPLAIN THE WHOLE MATH
PROBLEM

1) When you say “I am going to buy stuff…”


- This here applies that you are going to be the “provider”… if you
buy stuff the only reason need to buy is to reward certain type of
behavior… but again on specific rules and conditions

2) Do you “wanna go out with me?” Or “Will you go out with


me?”

- This here sounds more likely… “Can I be a man in front of


you?"… "Will you give me permission to be a man?”

3) The moment you reveal to personal stuff about yourself…

- I am not saying… don’t say anything about yourself… but say


some stuff… not a your life…

4) You are Buyer… Not A product

- If you are there with mindset she will change me … and what she
tells me.. I AM GOING TO DO IT…
YOU TOTALLY

LOST HER
NO GIRL WANTS TO BE THE MAN IN THE FAMILY

Comedy: Nervous

By DeYtH Banger

I went there and she closed the phone… and she started staring at
me… like I am GOD

That’s what happens nowadays… HOW DID I PULL OF THIS


SECRET?

It’s magic!

I was a nervous kid… a kiddo with deep inside problems… but my


life has been improved… HOW?

How about to skip this topic… BECAUSE I AM NOT ON THE


MARKET

Look what I hate about women…, listen carefully… I AIN’T GONNA


REPEAT… REPEATION THROWS ME OUT OF THE WINDOW…

THERE ARE EASY GIRLS… WHICH ARE DEFIBETLY EASY TO


KISS… TO FUCK AND TGERE ARE GIRLS WHICH NEED LITTLE
VALIDATION… LITTLE COMPLIMENT AND YOU LOST IT
YOU DEFIBETLY LOST THE WAR…

HER ENERGY IS FULL ON


SHE IS READY
VALIDATED

SHE DIESN’T NEED YOU

SO I GOT MY STRATEGIES… METHODS


WHEN I TALK TO GIRLS… I CRITICIZE THEM…
IT’S A GOOD ONE… IT’S A FUCKING GOOD ONE!

Girls get judged… girls don’t fuck from self-pity… they can add you
in friends… write you down few replies… but it’s from pity… uf she is
not back… as my most cases… the problem is that you are just too
fucking traumatic…

FUCK ALL PRIVILLIGED FUCKERS

I just get awful inside chills when a girl says “bro..”


…. Use this fucking word… YOU GIRLS DON’T YOU GET IT… I
AIN’T FUCKING… KISSING MY BROTHER… I AIN’T HOMO…
YOU GOT IT WRONG… I AM STRAIGHT AS FUCK.
Insects are holy grails of shit… they are dumb… WHY GOD
CREATED ONE OF THOSE FUCKS?
Keep in mind some shit, will ya?
If a girl has accepted your request… it means she is feels pitty
about you… she is doing it because of self-pity… we won’t go to
psychological disorders… further termonology…

JUST KEEP IT SIMPLE


JUST FUCKING KEEP IT SIMPLE
PLAIN AND EASY

Look at yourself… already ready to sell yourself to be somebody


slave… already ready to sell your mom… dad… family… ready to
sell your apartment… house… ready to get into debt and definetly
it’s not it’s advertisement … some sort of of “Stress Test” book… It’s
mind rape!

Manipulation - Is okay?
That’s what my friends say

Girls are ready to manipulate people as far as to get to the result…


the problem with girls… I MEAN I HAVE LEARN IT THE HARD WAY
THIS SHIT SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES… CONFIDENCE… TRAUMA…

THE TRUTH IS THAT IF TAKEN GIRLS SERIOUSLY YOU PUT


THEM ON PEDESTAL ONES THAT HAPPEN… IT DOESN’T
MATTER THEN… YOU FUCKED UP… I MEAN YOU ALREADY
DID A FAILURE
If you need a list for killing yourself… here it is… before you kill
yourself… make sure to write this shit down.

“I am killing myself because of boredoom. I would like to stay


tune, focused into one category. Suicide is a decipline…
exercise for the body… mind and also typical forward rejection
of reality.”

- You weren’t honest


- You missed x1000 opportunities
- The problem is in you…

I hope I am right on this point… I FUCKING HOPE SO…


BECAUSE… IF I AM WRONG…
OH JESUS
OH GOD

I AM GOING TO BURN IN HELL


DEFINETLY IN HELL
SO LET’S MOVE IN… SHALL WE?
Comedy: Pick On It

By DeYtH Banger

People define me as homophobe… but how about the God of the


bible… have you read one of those shittty verses… He is a beast…
and he hates homesuxuality and the he is so witty… smart and
clevered and so self-centered…

SO WHAT I SEE… IS DYAFUNCTIONAL FAMILY ROOTS


BABA VANGA… I KNOW THIS GRANNY FUCK… NOT SUITABLE
TO BE A PORN STAR… BECAUSE SHE IS BLIND… NOT READY
FOR ACTOR… BECAUSE NO TALENT AND SO FAR BULLSHIT
FAIRY TALES OF VISIONS AND OTHER BULLSHIT…

SO FUCK HER

I hace seen a lot if stuff… 2 girls and a cup, licking pussy, licking
balls… dick… feet… footjob… feetjob… handjob… with one hand…
with two… facial… on body… on hair cumm…

I HAVE SEEN IT ALL

Eating cum… eating piss… eating poop…


Nails… toes and handsjob… I HAVE SEEN FUCKING
EVERYTHING FROM ENERGY VAMPIRES UP TO BLOOD
VAMPIRES UP TO… SICKO
KILLERS

To impress me… kill yourself… or try to be more creative and


productive… until then…
DON’T FUCK AROUND

Guys with a dick are fucked up… it’s like a pipe… GOD SAYS…
SOME PEOPLE NEED TO GO PLAY WITH PIPES AND
PROFFESSIOMALS PLAY IN HOLES
GIRLS ARE PROFFESSIONAL

And you are right… no need to kill myself… I LIKE MYSELF


TO BE ASS
RUDE
ANGRY
TO EXPERIENCE
SHIT
I LOVE IT
.. SO FUCK ALL FRAGILE ANIMALS…

SUCH ANIMALS NEED TO GO FULL ON… FULL LEVEL OF


INSTINCT

Oh guys… I got shot to tell… it’s less calibrared… but the story goes
as… I BOUGHT FOR MYSELF A CROSS…

Mainly because… I WANT EXPERIENCE THE FULL BIGGER


PICTURE EXPERIENCE.… I WANT TO GET AS NEAR TO THIS
FUCKER.. AS POSSIBLE… UNDER FUCKER I MEAN GOD

Sounds like he is having quite great show… few hundread… or


thousand… not sure for the count of comedians he has got up there
and he is continueing the rampage of flesh killing… giving a checklist
to the mankind … to the special ones… to guard all other humans…

WASN’T THE IDEA BE PRODUCTIVE… SPREAD GENES SO ON


AND SO ON…

AND WHAT NOW THIS FAIRY LITTLE FUCKER DOING KILLING


PEOPLE… THIS GUY IS AS COUNTERINTUITIVE AS BITCH
WANTING TO GET SEX

Under bitch, I point out the temporary truth!


Silence… I love it… here is few things to pin out… you went to girl…
it’s great that ypu are there… you say “Hi” and already you are
playing on the edge of the wood… she is doing inner profiling and
me… fucking me… I AM IN MANIAC THINKING MODE

DOESN’T MEAN I CAN’T FOCUS


DOESN’T MEAN I CAN’T CONCENTRATE… IT’S AUTO
PROCCESS
The fucking girl is looking from down up to the head and on this
game most times you can lose it… saying other shit or trying
desparate trying to touch her… is a needy behavior.
Comedy: You Got It Wrong

By DeYtH Banger

You got it all wrong… GET ON THE FUCKING LINE AND KILL
YOURSELF, FUCKING KILL YOURSELF… IT’S GREAT MENTAL
EXERCISE WITH MAIN FOCUS INNER AND OUTER PICK UP
WITH PHYSICAL ADEQUACY….

Get soup of validation, that’s how I visualize social media…, a soup


of validation…. Biild up… monogomonostic anger… and still once
you are with your mom… people just feel the whole manevolount
idea… I MEAN I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT MARSHALL … BUT
MORE LIKELY DO YOU READ MY FUCKING FACE?

If you are fragile… inner… outer fuck… you are not for here but still
give a chance to the second place… people get less reward than the
first… place and high status has punishment benifits
….. than lower status… and it’s more likely a about Human values
aka “The Pecular Logic Of Value”.

If something is total B.S. that’s your life…. Religious, vitlrgin,


homeless … wasting time with prayer… IT’S TOTAL PLACEBO…
PRAYER… DOESN’T MAKE LIFE BETTER… FOOD BETTER AND
EVEN WHAT DOES IT MAKE BETTER?

God?
Higher Being?

How about fuck it… I don’t give acess to such being in my life… he
is bully…. Dysfunctional and definetly with social deficit and I am not
edgy here… I HAVE BEEN READING THE BIBLE FOR A WHILE
AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER… KNOWN AS GOD HE IS HAS
SERIOUS STALKER ISSUES
WE ARE MADE IN HIS OWN IMAGE AND HERE US THE
PROBLEM GOD US ON PROBATION FROM STAND POINT OF
BEING JUDGE… SENTENCE:

- This guy has serious stalking issues, with main focus of conning
others… lieimg and being selfish.

AND FROM PSYCHOLOGICAL STAND POINT HE HAS MULTIPLE


PERSONALITY DISORDER

PUT THIS IN YOUR HELMET DEAR RILIGIOUS RETARDED


FUCKS

THE WHAT THING ON MY LIST IS A GUY ON GRINDER WITH


SERIOUS STALKING ISSUES FAMOUS AS GOD TO WATCH ME
HOW ABOUT GO PLAY WIYTH YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS
The Bible book serious scam
… it has plot holes, repeation and it doesn’t help at all… THAT I
HAVE CROSS AROUND MY NECK DOESN’T SAVE ME FROM
RAPE MODE TIGER

I got this motherfucker God… easy and simple fuck… all issues -
Not really pointed out… but the lack of characters development
nothing more leaves to me, than to think that he has got one of
tbose personality disorders. I want one of those… or few of those
animal chicks… I KNOW IF I AM RELIGIOUS… I GO TO HELL… I
KNOW IT’S DEFINETLY FUCKED UP THING

But I want of those aninal chicks… horse chicks… dog chicks or


whatever animal she is in favor with… I want to as near to this
daughter of bitch as possible… I want to study her life… life
issues… it’s another “must-to”.. goal oriented shit.
So thing goes around… 3 hours you have wasted with this shitty
goal… thing… to watch sports… with this goes… time out… breaks
of the game with main goal ads.
Comedy: Got It Right

By DeYtH Banger

I got it all right… OKAY?


I definetly got it all right most people’s lifes are worthless that’s why
they watch football… they drink alcohol… high doses… just to numb
their pain… the pain of procrastination, laziness.

Why you should get upset for a group of strangers?


They even don’t give a fuck a little about you… and you get upset
over them?

Probably know their age, skills, life, read books about them… know
each game… and with each result… BUT WHAT DOES IT POINT
OUT THIS?

YOU HAVE SERIOUS STALKING ISSUES!


And also you don’t have a life to live so you obsessing over
somebody else life.

Testorone keeps ypu fit and estrogen cones when you masturbate it
makes you fat and we need start throwing cookies at the fatsoos…
DIE YOU FUCKING TWAT FAT FUCKS!

The thing is masturbarion innerly kills you.. the more constantly you
masturbate the more chances to lower your life force. Cool phrase
“Ебание и Бегание"… let me repeat, "Ебание и Бегание"…

Think about it… when you are with friends, the last thing you want is
to order something which is fucking too expensive and shitty
complex food… WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY IS EASY FOOD.
FOOD WHICH IS EASY

AND WHEN WE TALK ABOUT FOOD WHEN YOU ARE EXTRA IN


A MOVIE THE LAST THING THEY WANT YOU TO SHOWOFF IS
YOUR TALENT
THEY ARE NOT HERE FOR YOUR TALEMT
YOU CAN SIGN… YOU CAN BE A COMEDIAN?
SO WHAT?
FUCK YOU
YOU ARE HERE… THE TRUTH YOU ARE LIKE OTGERS
NO ENGLISH
NO TALKING TO THE TEAM… WHICH INCLUDES ACTORS,
PRODUCERS… DIRECTORS AND SO ON AND SO FORT

THE MOST IMPRESSIVE THING IS BEING EXTRA IS THE


WORST JOB YOU CAN TAKE AND WORK

So drivers women compassionate and boys I got this fuckers are


horrible twisted and full of rules of stoicism. Here is a tip for every
member of stoicism group… one by one… each by each
… kill ‘em. When bitch is talking about a men which she hates… she
means that she likes him and her fucking pussy gets wet… and
today’s topic is men are like beast and women are beautiful
creatures…
Okay and I hate others… why?
Not my class of inteligence!
If you want to feel worse and with lower manipulation IQ … start
reading lay reports… what’s those reports evidently show… is that
there is some kinda wrong thing about you.. there is a wrong fetish
about you..

The guy with the beer, knows it all… the drunk guys are the
sucessful guys… I mean the only way to pass your genes… and in
tge same time to do not give a fuck is not being sober… people all
the time do it… that’s most frustrates me with humans amd as for
me I am defected… I DON’T FEEL SMALL AMOUNT OR LARGE
AMOUNT OF LUST FROM ALCOHOL OR DRUGS

If I get one of those nasty fancy diseases like cancer, tumor or even
body … aka physic mutations…. I WON’T FEEL BAD ABOUT
MYSELF… I WON’T FEEL ASHAME… MAINLY BECAUSE IF GOD
HAS MADE THAT ONTO YOU… IT MEANS HE HATES YOY SO
MUCH THAT THE LAST THING HE COULD ALOW … TO A
FLESH EATING BACTERIA LIKE YOU… IS TO CONTINUE THE
GENE POOL.
Comedy: Mutations

By DeYtH Banger

Think about it… how person like me to be sexual.


… I fucking lost my voice… I can’t be angry… I can’t be loud… I am
fucked up… with this kinda volume… I can be more likely some
creep lurking around. My voice is fucked over, and what so far is
possibility of saying that God hates me…

AT HIM… I THROWED MASSIVE AMOUNT HATE…


IN HIS DEFENSE GET IT IN ALL LEVELS THAT HE IS GOING
TO.SCREW ME OVER

As I would say or put it… “Leverage that bitch"… which means… If


you don’t do your magic right now… getting the set hook…
leading… then in the further passed time.… it gets harder and
harder…

IT’S DEFINETLY ONE OF THOSE BIG LOADS OF GOD…


THAT’S HOW I SEE AND READ GOD… HE IS MASSIVE CUNT

AND YUP YOU SHOULDN’T MAKE THE GIRL FEEL GUILTY

Let me tell you some shit… first of all put your shitty ads.. and
comments in your asshole… Also the way you deal with a meet up…
sucks!

FOR GOD SAKE GROW UP

So my study analysis say when a woman is full of alcohol… and


laughing and on drugs… that’s the best moment to go and fuck her
… I MEAN SHE IS HAPPY ABOUT LIFE

MY THOUGHT IS LET ME MAKE THIS MISERABLE


…. LET ME WANK… YANK THAT BITCH ON EARTH LEVEL…

Have in mind the things which I say are from study analysis from
secret society. So in other words… fucked up people got fetishes

FULL ON

When a prositute comes out of car… she walks confidently… full


mouth with semen… The sheer level of tasting this white thing
makes me vomit… FOR GOD SAKE IT’S NIT GRANDMA SOUP…
IT’S KIDS AND YOU ARE TOTALLY DIGESTING THEM AS JUICE

She wipes mouth or whatever is dirty… fix clothes… and walks


confidently to the next target … which us staring at her… Here is
what I can spot… not an psychologist… but let’s say… I GOT
OPINION ON SPECIFIC TOPICS

SHE LIKES STALKERS TO FUCK HER


TO TOUCH BIG HARD DICKS

WE ARE TALKING HERE… RIGHT NOW ABOUT SERIOUS


"DADDY LOVE ME ISSUES”

You cool stories think.about Mother Theresa… she stealing from the
poor… she is like Robin Hood… from the future… more screw up
person… more fucked up…
Muhamed Gandhi this guy here was sleeping naked with naked
women in his bed… THIS PERVERT KNOWS HOW TO DO STUFF
DO RIGHT

We as humans celeberate name days… birthdays and even


funerals… all there is food and gifts and presents… I MORE LIKELY
LIKE FUNERALS… YOU GET TO MEET PEOPLE AT FIRST
PLACE YOU NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO MEET + I GO THERE
BECAUSE OF THE FOOD… BUT STILL IS FUCKED UP… THE
BODY IS DECAYING AND YOU ARE SIGNING… AND
THROWING… WINE AND SOIL… OVER A BODY…

WHAT TYPE OF MOLESTED FANTASY IS THIS?


I MEAN TO EAT IN FRONT OF A DEAD BODY… DECAYING
BODY IS VERY FUCKED UP… YOU GOT SICKO ISSUES
Comedy: Touch

By DeYtH Banger

Everybody is open minded when his thoughts are read and here is
the truth …

IT’S FAKE
I DO IT… BY GOING AROUND STUFF WHICH ARE ALL ABOUT
ALL PEOPLE

SO SORRY IF YOU FEEL BAD… BUT IT’S NOT A DUNGEON


AND RAPE ME PLEASE, OKAY?

When you visualize God… see him as a woman which never gets
enough… always wants more and more and even.

Narcisstic… self-centered… yup be fun and playful… but the truth is


that you are here… right now… because your life sucks… your
whole fucking life sucks…

You are not fun person to be around at first place and with my vocal
tonality before few days … it was great as for… now I sound like a
nigga with nickname… GOD HAS CHOCKED ME!
Rain… that’s way of God coping woth depression… this above
fucker… GOT TOO MUCH SHOT TO DEAL WITH

GOD SOUNDS LIKE A GUY WHO HAD THE WORST SEX IN HIS
LIFE… THAT’S WHY IT’S RAINING!

Girls… when is up to go home… time it goes like “I am here… Can


you give me ride up to home… I am ready to give you bj or hj…”

It sucks when you find the truth… that she us not here for you… it’s
for the little twat in your pants hands up fot it… and thumbs down to
you as a persona.

Sometimes when you need to talk to people… but can’t say


anything… goes like pointing a finger… at them like you are
choosing them… there are cases im which it works.… which is
great… but there are and cases in which gets akward… full all
level… whole premium package of akwardness.
Public speaking is like… sucking a dick and posting it on pornhub…
it sucks and most times… you feel deep shame inside your body.
The main problem is god… the shame is because at first place we
need to feel guilty for killing Jesus. Dating… fucking… sex all those
acts people say are easy… but somehow I feel like God fuck me
over on those here levels…

With level of attraction of lost voice… gets as far as going in the


bathroom and shitting… just nobody gives a fuck… which is how life
works…!
This here is huge .. this here… right now… right in this fucking
second it’s a lot… what I am saying is…
Girls like the macho asshole… people… the rude kinda guys… their
pussy gets wet when they see a macho starting to beat the shit out
of somebody… rough and very controlling behavior…

So here is the next festival… the machos on the line all of them get
tickets with different types of suicides:

- Getting smother by pillow


- Killing ypurself with a razor to the neck
- Cutting your veins with razor
- Hang yourself
- Shoot Yourself
- Put yourself into vacum… and kill yourself

The more creative way the macho kill himself the more footage and
effects we give on TV … we need to make whole show with those
perverts… when he is bad with girl and being rude and this turns him
on… this fucking freak… needs to die… also the bitch we don’t need
such freaks seeds on Earth… life is great without them.
Comedy: NRight

By DeYtH Banger

Suicide - Is natural game.. game about clarity… full attention… full


level of focus… it’s whole new level of descipline. So if you think
about suicide or even try to commit suicide… you go to prison stay
there 14 years… in france… HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT?

PRISON BECOMES YOUR SECOND HOME


NATURAL BENDING ROLL GAME

It’s comedy for god sake and people get offended on every daily
base and are totally bias… no insults.. no offense… no gays…
homo… in one sentence and let’s not be racist… do not hate… be
edgy… fuck with people and definetly fuck with yourself… but not
too far okay?

HOW ABOUT GO DEEP


FAR
AND GO GRAB
AND LET
AND LEAVE
AND FUCK OFF
STOP GOING WITH BEING POLITE YOU SUCK OKAY…

WHAT’S WITH THE DISEASE OF BEING COMPASSIONATE AND


EMPHATETHIC AND NICE AND SO KN AND SO ON… THIS IS
HUGE SYNDROME .. IT’S A FUCKING SYNDROME

What I have… what I have prepared?


1) You are judging too much
2) Too much Rules
3) Wait on the fucking line

Jokes are build with tension… if I tell you .. I ruin the whole magic of
telling a joke.

What’s with snapchat? - It sucks… okay… ghost?


This snap shit got serious stalker issues… Instragram… getting
around the wrong guys… we are not talking abput the cool guys…
bit introverts which are making their lifes look way way fucking way
coole.

Most people in instragram are fucking dompamine validation addicts


hook up with serious stalking issues and definetly narcisstic… and
self-centered… and selfish… - I little went far with the last ball
rolling… but fuck it.

Facebook - What is all about?

- Everyone got nowadays a phone hooked up on it… we are not


talking to serious creative thing… but more likely facebook…
games… those fuvers are the next generation of self-esteem
issues… THE COOL PART IS MORE WOMEN FOR THE NORMAL
GUYS… AND ALSO NEW SET IF PROBLEMS
LONELINESS
ISOLATION

People post on facebook ideas… questions… bitch about shit…

HOW ABOUT GO GET A JOB?

Be at least once a smart guy and use it to get money… if you gonna
bitch about and if you are so smart use those fucking tools?

OH YEAH I GOT IT
YOU SUCK
NOR GUTS FOR THAT
It’s so fucking pathetic!
Comedy: Offended

By DeYtH Banger

Oh my goodness… People get offended it’s like a tumor… everyone


is offended… filter up comedy… and we lose the whole comedy.

How to punish kids?


Tell him the real story from where babies come from not the magic
think out of the stomach this is as real as rabbit out of a hat…
babies come out of dicks… get the kiddo… isolate this fucker (that’s
how far dating advice helps), remove your jeans… pants or
whatever you have on the down area… show him the pipe… real
size… then orasal it tell them that’s level 2 mode 2… of kids getting
into the stomach. Once that happens… the whole rabit… kiddo
magic is over…

BIG FUCKING TRAUMA

People get offended… kids do not… but people as general hook


point get .. life sometimes sucks… You are black - Definetly a slave

Have you thought as from religious point, but still I don’t have high
expectations of whole nation of fairy tales believers… People die
they turn to soul… and then some of the go to heaven, because
believe in God and the other part goes to hell… because has made
a mistake by doubting this bullshit maker, think about it. All people
die and they meet God and all together spy on humans…AND
WHAT’S THAT?

24/7 Sicko TV?

I don’t want to live forever… I want to die and fuck it… BUT STILL
IF THERE IS NOTHING AT ALL… NO INCARNATION.… NO ANY
OTHER LIFE?

WHAT HAPPENS?

IT’S PRETTY SCARY!


YOU ARE BORN ALONE AND YOU DIE ALONE… THIS SHIT IS
MACHO SHIT!

I want fuck a girl while I rip off her shoes and here whole bag
package of clothes. I want to fuck girls because of their skill…

- Prepare Food
- Or Clean the rooms
- Wash my Clothes

After those activies … I want to fuck the bitch full on… whole level of
hard on. Oh great… full adreanaline ON…. I was about to kill myself
until I did what most psychologist suggest look … focud into
others…I DID THAT!

Rip Off Fuck - One of my friends rips off women clothes… sounds
like a screw up guy… LOW LEVEL OF PERMISSION SEEKER?

Jerk Off Fucker - This guy if he hears this he is going to get angry
… but fuck that fuck he already bought me sone food … he got
angry because of girl rejecting his unicorn world… so this fragile fuck
what he deserves is hos message to be delivered… WHAT MAKES
HOM HARD ON AND LESS TO GO AND TAKE ACTION IS
WOMEN WHOCH HAVE SKIRTS… WHICH HAVE SUCH CLOTHES
WHICH EXPOSE SO MUCH BODY THAT HIS DICK GOES ON…
ONCE THAT HAPPENS HE GOES HOME AND STARTS FULL
ON… FULL FUCKONG ON… GRABS THE HUGE RAPE PIPE…
AND IT’S STARTS WITH BASIC STRANGULATION OF THE
SNAKE PIPE … THIS FUCKER LOSES LIFE MOTIVATION AND
PLAYS ALL BLAME MODE

I LOVE THAT GAME


HERE IS ONE TIP YOU DEAR MOTHERFUCKER

KILL YOURSELF

IT’S EASY WORD


AND EASY DONE THAN SAID

I heard that there are people with strategies and methods of how to
get girls… let’s grab all anti social people… + the guys who hate the
guys with tge cheat codes and start killing them… Rolling the ball…
FULL KILL SEASON
I hate the Zumba fuckers… I am focusing on the fucks aka
males… GO FUCK KILL YOURSELF… ZUMBA ISN’T FOR
GREASY ABD CHEAT CODE MOTHER FUCKERS

People who learn dacing roll the ball you sick fuck… If you think
dancing win women… You should rather wank a horse dick… It’s
possible and it doesn’t requiere skills.

I heard that I got on my list pedophiles really fun people… Those


guys got such issues that sweaty and sticky hands from candies
won’t remove their hard on. .. Here is the thing the psychological
issues which they have are so deep that problems like stickiness
and sweat aren’t on the list. So let me get on the point the son of
bitch told me that “I like small girls… small kids.” I was quitely
excited… for that shot so I started pointing him out small fucks… I
haven’t seen this guy in action… I HOPE SOON I SEE HIM.

Machos and Boxer… Your life us wasted less sleep… less brain
cells… sounds like recipe for moron… Go sing the song
along… GO FOR IT

But wank a dick


Swipe all fucks
And Kill yourself

Easy set
Easy done
Cool action
Comedy: Offended 2

By DeYtH Banger

I am here to support suicide… nobody does that… I am pro-suicide,


that’s friendship.

Straight Guys - Just too dickish fucks


Homo - Something definetly Wrong with you guys
Trany - Definetly our Lord
Lesbians - This here is whole chaos theoey about black holes
paradox.

People get offended… why?


Those fucking cave people need shit to complain…

Focus on Others
Focus On Others

One friend told me that he was lieing and stealing when he was a
drug addict… Here is the deep diagnosis you were doing this
because you were worthless piece of shit and pathetic… AS FOR
NOW I AM NOT EDGY… JUST GETTING SOME MATERIAL
DOWN FROM SOME MEETINGS WHICH I GO
“I was throwing phones at my mom…”
“She used to beat the shit out of me.”

Here is the thing bro… You are fucked up… you got mental issues…
and I am not psychologist… but once I went to a psychologist… I
said this when I went there…

“I got bored… I want to kill myself.”

He wasn’t really an expert… he hadn’t any tricks… some bullshit


taken from internet and now spreads around the message that he
has more stuff to learn… but he steals money from the people who
he scams… HE HAS AN WEBSITE AND DEFINETLY INSIDELY
FUCKED UP… CHRISTIAN CENTER?
REALLY, HE HAS BEEN THERE?

I stayed there like 5 days…on the fifth day I was full on… I AM
LEAVING… AS FOR MY PSYCHOLOGIST HE HAS BEEN INSIDE
FOR 8 YEARS!

So let’s back to the story… you jerk off while full on stalk mode?
Wow… what hell?
What’s your next privillige…?
Go rape few?
Go kill mankind with a crowbar?

So look how fucked up… we are… we belueve in made up fairy


story about God and + we celebrate funerals… who is fucked up?
Me or you?
I think that you are fucked up… mom… dad… father..
grandmother… aunt… uncle and etc… dies you get food and while
this fuck is in coffin we eat food and stare at him then a pope
comes… Which looks like a public sex… like a rape… touching…
throwing water and other shitty stuff and we eat in front of corpses…

OH YOU FUCKING SICK BASTARDS


THIS IS MORE SICK THAN ME WATCHING AUTOPSIES AND
EATING

I go to funerals because of the free food and definetly the dead guy
paid for those low budged shit to be around… him… SO YAY!

I like birthdays… It’s way fucking cool you buy low budget piece of
shot and you start eating free food more expensive than the
present… Which reminds me… for my next birthday… I am going to
prioritize the food based on how much the present costs…

If it’s 2 dollars
- You can get one cookie and two cups of drink
OTHER HUGE NO.. NO
AS FOR MORE FUCK YOU
GO HOME… DIDN’T YOU HAD ENOUGH?

If it’s 1 Dollar
- You can get two cups of a drink… on second thought… one
OTHER HUGE NO.. NO…
AS FOR MORE FUCK YOU
GO HOME… DIDN’T YOU HAD ENOUGH?

If It’s 20 Dollars
- Fair Enough… you can get your share and even be here and share
value

If It’s 4 or 5 Dollars

- You are trying… but still fuck you… 3 cups of drink and one sweat
OTHER HUGE NO.. NO…
AS FOR MORE FUCK YOU
GO HOME… DIDN’T YOU HAD ENOUGH?
Comedy: Dick

By DeYtH Banger

People are big assholes they are dicks… One guy was complaining
that he was going to angry and threating women as piece of shit…

YOU FUCKING BAG OF SHIT


THE FUCKING REASON THAT SHE IS WOTH YOU IS
BECAUSE OF THAT
THAT YOU THREAT HER LIKE YOUR FRIENDS

So fuck you and your problems… One of friends I was tellong that
he was thinking about romance… Go brag around your mom
vagina… When your father raped this piece of meat… He said in
hus defense “She was begging for it…”.. Definetly that guy knows
how to clearly express himself and how to defend himself. I hope
this guy walks around and a caveman comes around and start
bashing him around his head THIS HERE IS FULL SPOT ON
AND IT’S SO ROMANTIC.
. ESCALATION
PHYSICAL CONTACT
AGRESSION ADRESS THROW FULL DEVELOPED SUDUCTION
BASE OF ATTRACTION
I get nerves when I read terms of pick up… It makes me alien… It
makes me feel as fucking alienated as mom gets fucked once and
again by the same dick.
I like bondage guys.. how fucked up upbringing did you had?
Your mom didn’t love you?
Your dad showed you the belt trick against the naked body?
You uncle was aka… Rapeme.com?
Such fucks are on the list of serious mental issues. Piercing..
tattoos… people shows to aliens

THOSE DOWN
IMITATING INTELLIGENCE
ARE KILLING EACH OTHER
ARE SELF-TORTURING
HAVEN’T GROWN UP.. AND STILL BELIEVE IN FAIRY TALES
AND LASTLY… THOSE DOWN… INJECTING INK UNDER THEIR
SKIN

Touching the bottom of the chin is pure way of showing that you are
thinking in my opinion… GO GRAB A DICK.. DON’T GIVE A
THOUGHT… THOUGHTLESS FUCK

Here is how you build tension… you use chess for tension… you get
few pussies and play chess make them crave for sex while you play
the game…

- “Sex”
- “I like you”
- “Fuck Me”
- “I will finger you”

Put hot… sexy thoughts in their skulls it’s basic type if manipulation
and that’s one of the reasons… I was going put a rope around my
neck until I heard that A DRUG ADDICT WAS EXPERICING
DEPRESSION ALSO AND ONE ANOTHER ADDICT WAS
CRAVING DRUGS

OH GREAT THOSE FUCKS ARE WORTHLESS


I GONNA COMPARE MY INTELIFENCE TO THE SO I WIN
DIE YOU FUCKING DRUG ADDICT
LOW POTENTION
LOW CALIBRATED FUCK

The guys who get blowjobs… have less braincells and their brain is
melting so… I am not envious.. I FEEL GREAT… AT LEAST I
DON’T HAVE THEM AS ENEMIES BECAUSE FROM PONTENTIAL
HOOK POINT THEIR BRAIN IS LIKE 5-6 YEAR OLD

Num the pain with alcohol… It’s gteat most people who sleep less
get drunk more often…, that’s another good reason to kill yourself…
and definetly it’s a good read book… “Reasons To Kill Yourself"…
some people don’t like my games… Bulgarian language was created
by ignorant… unimterested class… look how it sounds "Аз ще си
ходя"… "Майка ми е вкъщи… аз ще се пораздвижа ще убия 50
боклука и ще махна тежестта"… sounds neutral, undifferent
position. German languange is raw… rough language…

"Adolf Hotler”
“Meine Kampf”
“Ich bin”

Typical raw language… after all I am not as fucked up as the guy


who has drank 24 Red Bulls…

COME ON…
HOW AWFUL IS YOUR LIFE GOING ON THAT YOU GOT SUCH A
AGRESSIVE CHANGE IN YOUR LIFE
My max number is 5 drinks… And I am dead… he is 24 drinks..

Who the hell is finaciating that guy over there?


I have low budget… high incomes = more fucked up, screw
persona…
I woman is in jail because of killing rapist… SORRY GIRLS BUT WE
ALL TRIED TO BE NICE YOU FILTER US UP… BY REMOVING IS
FROM YOUR CIRCLE SO MOST OF US DIDN’T HAD ANY OTHER
CHOICES.. SO THEY BECAME RAPIST AND ALPHA MALES

He says
“Hey Devil”

Sorry… you got the wrong idea about my T-Shirt… okay we won’t
debate mainly because of miss carriage of your intelligence has
happen while your father was drubk and injected pipe in the hole. I
AM SO SORRY THAT
YOU WEREN’T LUCKY WITH A SOBER DAD!
Comedy: Dick 2

By DeYtH Banger

Oh it’s fucking brutal… have you seen how gorls speak… they
speak full orgasm and me …. I AM GOING FULL ON
MASTURBATION!

People you got the wrong idea for homophob… being homophobic
means feeling fear around homos not hatred… I HATE HOMOS… I
DO NOT FEAR THEM!

This here the next segment is pretty rough one… just think about
it… take pills… if you want go take a beer… pee… I don’t give a
fuck… just have a mind the way you gonna look into stuff is going to
change forever. I am going to throw easy one… as a start.. Wonen
talk with “ohh…” and “ahhh”.. and other orgasmic noises while they
talk in their language is hidden orgasm… unsatisfied orgasm…
Wow… I am kinda a dumb piece of shit… I kinda ruin the night of
ladies… like whole fucking man packages stalking girls… SO
AWFUL!
Just give a chance the moment you grab salt and start pouring in
your food is like a fucking jerk off mechanism… I know is pretty
disturbing go watch a porn… go grab few bunch of dicks and go
experiment… just go there… The way you hokd the phone is total
dick and face kiss… It’s so disturbing and it doesn’t end here… the
twerk moves on the dancing… Those shitty fuckers want dicks they
have a new disease inserted in themselves “starvation of dicks…”
The way you duck.. jump… I mean what should visualize… over
there?

The fucker is inserting a dick - Duck


Then

The fucker is getting out this dick - Jump

The way you eat most food like Chinese… with your hands or even
chicken food or whatever you have… most times looks like you are
stealing out of a vaginal hole… fork… knife… spoon… eating out of
a soup bowl like it’s coming out of a vaginal hole…
When you cheesy pick what you eat… it’s like going with your both
hands in somebody ass and thinking that there are and other
favors… which are much… much better.

SO SAD
FOOD GOT AWFUL STATUS RIGHT NOW

So let’s think about the pissing men… look at this guy… after few
years he is going to be a proud father… already injected a pipe in a
hole and definetly whole fucking food section menu goes into this
fucking suage. When girl says “No” it means “Yes"… I got the
definetly the wrong scenario for today.

People say the real guys are the orgasm clubs out of the fitness… I
mean look the males… they make noises while exhale and inhale….
Typical male orgasm… SO HOW ABOUT FUCK OFF WITH THOSE
IMPOSTERS OF MALE PERFECT CITIZEN… GO HOME… GRAB
A BOTTLE OF MILK AND GO TO SLEEP… LIFE GOES AS FAR
AS THAT
Comedy: Words 1

By DeYtH Banger

So people who are heckling right now or against all stuff which I say..
do and hate me… GREAT
IT MEANS I HAVE STUFF ON WHICH TO WORK
OPTIMIST VIEW

PESIMIST
GO FUCKING RAPE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY THREE ONE BY ONE
EACH BY EACH… INCH BY INCH I MEAN I DON’T CARE H9W
GOOD YOU ARE
JUST REMEMBER PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOU ALREADY WAS BY
ITSELF A CREATOR

AND I AM NOT TALKIMG ABOUT ANY OTHER GUY THAN


GOD… I AM LITTLE BIT SLOW READER WITH THE BIBLE… I
JUST I HAVE LOW TOLERANCE OF BULLSHIT FAIRY TALES… I
AM JUST
FUCKING JUST..
NOT OKAY WITH WASTING MY LIFE ON READING MADE UP
SHIT

I like people who are suicidal, depressed… IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS


MOST FOCUSED GROUP… BOTH NERV BREAKDOWNS ARE
HIGH CALIBER FOCUS INTO “YOURSELF”
- “I am an awful person.”
- “I suck..”
- “I hate myself.”
- “People hate me…”
- “I suck as a fucking humanoid human being…”
- “I am threating people bad… which means I am worthless piece of
shit…”

The cycle of negativity goes and goes it’s fun to watch somebody
who is self-destructing himself…. IT’S HIGH FOCUS ONTO
HIMSELF

Semen… let’s go with this… If you are reading this you are one of
the sucessful tail fuckers… getting up to hole… most of you guys
are dead… at the beginning it was like a whole nation and now is like
1 reaches the hole the other chilll fuckers are dieing like the war
motherfuckers on the name of our leader.

Okay guys… it’s kinda rough shit… but I stayed holy 5 days in a
christian center… I ended the whole trip the moment they told me…

Keep it in Bulgarian - notes


Stop being so edgy… insulting and offensive

SO LET ME GET ON THE FUCKING WHOLE POINT THOSE


FUCKS KILL MY WHOLE ROUTINE + THEY SAID I CAN’T READ
ANY OTHER BOOKS THAN THE BIBLE ALSO… LIMITED USE
OF TECHNOLOGY
TV

….
GETTING UP WARLY IN THE MORNING AND THEY ALSO SAID
THAT I AM SOME KINDA SLOB

A LAZY MOTHERFUCKER A GUY WHO WAS DOING WHAT HE


WANTS

And I fucking left the whole fucking thing… first of all I am not a
cavemen and sorry… I HAVE A LIFE…

Semen… walkimg around us… being among us and if you need to


define humans by any way or meaning do it by using dick goes in
the hole. It looks like a dumb sport from a first look but if you give it
second look we are seeing sex….

Most comedians are as good as the fail taled mother fucker aka
semen which tries to go to the hole… but somehow fails…

PROBABLY THE PROBLEM IS THAT SUCH LOW CALIBRATED


MOTHERFUCKERS NEED MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER.

Wow… by product “semen"… I had in my notes when I was in the


center "Showing off his semen colonies"… It was fucking too
offensive that’s why it got rip off my notebook… also such
terminology aka biology in the bible you can’t spot it… the bible is
madd for the average and the poor nation not for the well educated
people. If you are well educated person the last thing in your head is
imaginary friend like God.
Semen is low calibrated hanging food… okay… by product of
yousuck.com also author of Semen is the most horrible recipe, Hey
Homos stop canabalosim… You comedians suck… so try a cock.

Hair… I mean… just fucking imagine hair in the soup is fucking


awful… seeing a hairy armpits… or pussy oh god… oh lord save me
from the hell… It’s fucking awful… ut’s mainly because it creates
sweat…

NO FUCKING PERSON INTERESTED IN INVESTING DICK


FUCKING A CALORIE

THAT’S WHAT CALORIE IS!

Sex a human drive track to getting sucess


Comedy: Words 2

By DeYtH Banger

What’s wrong with you bitch…?

What’s fucking wrong with you?


You are generaly having more sex than a males can havd in their
lifetime… for what are you bitching about?

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

You women you know how to apply emotions… know what men
think about… know what body language says and we males we
suck!

When We are funerals we are ricks we look at the dead body and
we are like “What’s wrong with this dude?”

Scientifically you women leave more than men… men keep in bottle
their emotions… anger… agrression is a holy grail of cancer and
tumor. We nen need to leatlrn how to read body language…

BECAUSE MOST OF US ARE BORN IN DYSFUNCTIONAL


FAMILES WHY DO YOU THINK THERE ARE MORE
MALE KILLERS, STALKERS… RAPIST
ALL THOSE FOLKS HAD IT ENOUGH AND TOOK THIS FUCKING
GAME OF GOD IN THEIR HANDS

Sex… sword vs hole… I MEAN NOT A HUGE EVOLUTION STILL


TGE SAME SPORT PLAYING AS GOD SAYS GO MULTIPLY…
BUT DO NOT CHEAT… IR EVEN FUCK THE NEIGHBOR WIFE IR
GIRLFRIEND… IT’S NOT WISE

Affairs are made just show progress in relationships… marriage they


are made just to show the stronger bond. Lies cool thing… it’s
definetly a sin… But if we take it seriously and say no more lies we
are putting a whole evolution in front of a dead end road… which
means we can’t fuction without lies we all need to lie… BIBLE IS A
LIE… THE WHOLE FUCKING SEX WITH YOUR MOM WAS BUILD
UPON A LIE… I CALL IT THE BAYBE STEP LIE…

You isolate the girl by using baybe steps up to home… if it was


honesty even the whole group addict think won’t fuction… MAINLY
BECAUSE HOW THIS SHITTY THING WILL FUCTION WITHOUT
THE MADE UP SHIT GOD… HIGHER BEING

SORRY GUYS SUCH THING DOES NOT EXIST HERE IS MY


ARGUMENT

“If you exist… you higher being … come over and start proving me
that you exist show to the leople who doubt you… the truth… if not
come over and give me a handjob… not with invading a host…
but… you dear lord dear fucking asshole… come over.”
NO REPLIES
NO EVIDENCE

So fuck the whole lord shit!


People say that there is a high spirtual being, also known as God!

And what does stops this being a pervert?


After all in the bible is written we are made into his image… which
means frim here God is a human + he is a man… not a woman.

The interesting part is that everybody sees in a different way God…


we are not talking about enlightment we are talking about a whole
fucking roll of mental disorder… We are talking about mental illness
with different types of effects on each human…. I tried
relationship… I want to be little honest on this topic… I don’t wan to
sound hightly dysfunctional… It went as far aa 1 day relationship…
left mainly becaise she was fucked up.. I tried cyber relationship… It
went well until I got a comment.

SHE SUCKS
SHE IS UGLY
SHE AWFUL

By friends… so my actions were like… immediately fuck off and I


left het… I just tried

“In the next 60 seconds you are my girlfriend…


- It was awful… I got thing like "No Thank you"…
I have tried to be less creepy and more fun guy but people see me
as a guy on drugs + "High Five” went like…

Immediate… fast walking and lwfting me with the note “No…No"…

Nice Guys creepy … bad and rude people great guys…

ONE THING I AM GOING TO SAY


LIFE SUCKS
Comedy: Words 3

By DeYtH Banger

Nation can be kill by words… over and over and over but not by the
letters but the meanings and the context attached to them.

Macedonian language sucks, we started tge whole debate so let’s


move on God sucks mainly because repeation… shit written with
main goal manipulation… and why in first place we need bible to be
good people and feel good about ourself. When bible after all is the
most horrible recipe for “feel good”. It’s full of chaos!

Sexting is something which happens we need to be open minded


and in the same those inner girl insticts of a girl about who is
“predator” and who “is not"… Are most time bullshit and also there
are people who want more creative sexting messages.

Alcohol let’s talk about this… less offended!

BE FUCKING LESS OFFENDED

Most people are born… and right now here in this moment because
of lie which has grown into being drunk and having sex without
condom. Most things happen accidentally… but people say "God”
did it … how about go grab few jews … grab whole group of
orthodox fucks and start fuck and spanking them… CLEAR OUT
FOR THE WHOLE ARGUMENT

“Jesus Died for our sins… future and past…”


“God id good and there is devil…”

Put your fucking God in your pee hole as for future and past sins
… GO FUCK THE WHOLE FUCKING GENRE

THIS ORTHODOX WANTS ME TO TELL HIM JOKES… OH COME


ON… I AM NOT A MONKEY ON STRINGS… OKAY… YOU CAN’T
EXPECT IN THE WHOLE FUCKING MORNING GREAT
PUNCHLINE… AND WELL FORM JOKES… PUT THIS FUCKING
DLIP ZIP BULLSHIT IN YOUR ASS

“I was like you… you are definetly too drugged with redpill…”

“I was”… bullshit go fuck yourself those manipulative seed planting


shit won’t work here.

YOU ARE TODAY HERE BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKING


ALCOHOLIC FATHER… YUP WE ARE GOING TOTAL STRAIGHT
WIPE OUT GAYS… OKAY…

People gonna hate me on this shit… too much dosed on redpill..


That’s how I am described

Crazy
Provocative
Edgy
And
Right Now Bad Influence

How about go killl yourself?


You pathetic piece of shit… I am so much enthusiastic.…so what
your mom is the same bitch… She was over energetic… mentally
fucked up… and definetly when she was calling the police she did it
because she is a cunt.

I hate the whole idea of people spreading around their semen…and


fucking girls just too pass to the next gemstic poll… Why my dad is
dead?

Easy question, first of all I won’t answer… second of all fuck you
that you didn’t god your early updates. My dad killed himself mainly
because he fpund the proficiemt percentafr of me succeeding as a
male figure… THUS DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FOUND OUT AND
FUCKING FIGURE OUT THE WHOLE LOGISTICS…

People get depress from the truth… like certain type of edgy
behavior… not all but certain type of… in certain percentage… LIFE
SUCKS
OKAY… YOU NEED TO PLANT THIS FUCKING SEED IN YOUR
HEAD

Here is the thing we gonna get far and edgy most comedians
sucks… our American President is out of a playboy magazine.
Comedy: Words 4

By DeYtH Banger

If you are liar… you going into the fucking hell hole ….. I don’t give a
fuck are you religious or not. If you get offended or over sensitive…
and you get easily offended….

COME ON FUCKER
DON’T YOU READ THE MESSAGE… COMEDY IS NOT FOR YOU

GO TO YOUR FUCKING MOMMY

People are undifferent… ugly… all of them have problem… there


are one of the fancy one humans who say if you not selling you can’t
sum up… people… yes… I can… YES I CAN

If you drunk… alcoholic… self-esteem issues… drugs… that for


sure dpesn’t make you noney expert investor or even a judge sorry
but fpr president you won’t be taken.

There are people who start to tell stories there was a guy with
obstacles and obsession.. then he started meeting girls with the
same name over and over and over… OKAY FUCK THIS GUY AND
HIS OBSESSION
WHAT HE IS A A GUY WITH SERIOUS ISSUES!
Fuck people’s hobbies… fuck people interest.. because they ain’t
indivuduals but masses.
I just said to drug addicts put into a drink of a girl… excatazy.. it’s
date rape and they said you went too far… You can’t say that!

I went to near and definetly fuck off you jackoff why?

Low calibrated… low degradable… bitch! Come on stop


masturbating you gonna get vision and teeth problems… Losing
vision and defibetly teeth!

You can google it up… you can step it up once in your life you angry
lottle midgets always wanting and desiring to know and learn but as
always failing with the start. I got misophonia which means I get
easily annoyed by people who eat and breath loudly… chew loudly
and let’s re-shape it… rewire it and re-design it I HAVE LOW
TOLERANCE FOR BULLSHIT

Let’s make it fun and complex after life is all about this… Making it
complex.. not simple…

We overstress
We overdepress
We overthink
We overeat

We always make easy shit into complex so that’s how it starts the
case of the serial killer drinking blood of animals, injecting into hinself
blood from animals…. We are talking about holy spirit mirscle .. let’s
say God exist for tge sake of the argument and look what freak has
joined the show?
DID YOU KNOW THAT Ted Bundy had a chance to be a
Governor… Even if you don’t know that just keep lights
on BECAUSE BTK killer was an alarm installer guy… Look how
fucked up is the guys we think and pay to secure are the same
freaks who desire our wirst destiny… I won’t blame society… I will
blame Government they have low budget of financing freaks aka
Serial Killers.

Nothing makes it more interesting than finding out that there is


“Dating Game Killer” and nothing more kills the arousal of attraction
when we wonen give the wrong signals to the wrong guys.

I started searching meaning in life out of jerk off and masturbating


and semen digestion… I went as far as reading Dacraphilia is
arousal from tears.. not from the motive but fron the process to pop
out of your tears… Somebody gets hard-on why somebody is sad
and that’s how God creates Drama and Tragedy in this playground.
Spectrophilia is the moment you believe ghost can rape you and get
hard ons from invisible things… We are talking about whole new
fucking level of lunatic.
Actromophilia I thought about this thing about fucking a girl with no
legs.. or no hands.. because out of statistic standpoint… but so far
there is a whole illness you get aroused from stump of amputee and
it’s called Actromophilia.
Zoophilia we got… we got Melisophilia bot are shitty doses… The
one is attraction to animals the others to insects…

YEAH GOD MADE A MISTAKE


THAT WHAT I CAN SAY AND I THINK RIGHT NOW ABOUT
Comedy: Words 5

By DeYtH Banger

We got people who get hard on from blood poping out of vagina and
nothong stops arousal than the moment you see the progress goes
higher mainly because Emetophilia … is the moment you get arousal
from vomit…

How somebody read the bible?


Oh great… it’s a free book… easy acess but here is the thing
bullshit.. come on… You talking with passionate about God.. How
fucked up are you?
Bible sounds like it’s the most traumatic story + it’s written by
various authors by itself … Self-serving bullshit story…. Also it’s
writen by a author out of a psychoward.
Imagine that you are somebody’s wife… one day he decides to kill
you and make you into soup to feed the homeless… that’s what did
a guy who thought of himself as Jesus.
She was sucking my wood of honor..
When God sees one of those anorexic weak man having sex he
says:

“Haven’t you died already yet…Come on motherfucker.”

If you want to kill yourself… make it fun and memorable… we got


merobilia and are you going to call me?

Does this guy still like me? - Females


Is the girl ready for fuck? - Male

Sex… sex… tits… boobs… asss….Sex… sex… tits… boobs…


asss….
Sex… sex… tits… boobs… asss….Sex… sex… tits… boobs…
asss….Sex… sex… tits… boobs… asss….Sex… sex… tits…
boobs… asss…. - Male Society

So yup it’s nothing more fun than to jump into a volcano full of lava,
go fucking do it… ANOTHER FANTASTIC FOUR IS IN ABOUT TO
COME… LAVA MEN… THE NEW MARVEL HERE AND
DEFINETLY HUGE HOOK UP ON DELTA FORCE SOUNDS LIKE A
GREAT MARVEL TEAM TO ME

There are and others way locking up yourself in the refrigerator..


… WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MR. FREEZE RIGHT HERE!

Locking up yourself into a chimney… FUCKING SANTA CLAUS


FREEZE MODE
Drinkings vats of beer.. YUP GO FOR IT… LOW DOEN THE
FUCKING PAIN LOCK DOWN EMOTIONS… WORTHLESS PIECE
OF ATTRACTION LIKE YOU IS LAST ON THE LIST OF
MEMBERS TO STAY ALIVE

Killing yourself bty using retorts of broken glass… WE ARE


TALKING ABOUT NEW MARVEL SHITTY HERO.. SHAZAM
SHITTY CHARACTER… IRON FIST - HAVE YOU THOUGHT
ABOUT WRITTING DOWN FEW SUICIDE NOTES?
We talking about total resistance with persistence rule as first
srep in this here suicide method boring down drills in your
head. Strangulation of hair… COKE ON FUCKER AT LEAST
ONCE TIME SUPRISE ME… REALLY YOUR LAST THING IS A
TYPICAL CLICHE?
By exploding a stick of dynaminete in their mouth… WE ARE
TALKING ABOUT THE ROOTS OF “ALAH AKBAR” Ritual. Similar
as the masturbating season.. depressed… and low calibrated fuck.
By swallowibg underwear on the leash there is new kinda fetish
walks in packages with death wish.
By walking in fromt of cars, train, subways, trucks and buses… WE
ARE TALKING FULL TRAUNA ON + THIS FUCK REALLY TO
CONFIDENT TO STAY ALIVE

God loves fucking around… the best argument for God if you are
alive stop bullshitting others.
I am curious.. I lost my virginity and morbidly fucked up.
Comedy: Words 6

By DeYtH Banger

It’s a brilliant way… a brilliant end… think about it but fuck you… I
am not interested into bumping up her energy emotions so to feel
good… sorry you dear fuck.. AIN’T PLAYIN THIS GAME.

“Come On”

Yeah… we know your daddy issues with your mom… always come
on..
And come on… weak libido and never sure where insert the plug….
Just do not pull off this lousy trick on me.. okay?
Your problems… your thing!

“If a child loses their fingertip, it may sometimes grow back


(nail, bone and all), though without a fingerprint.”

“New Zealand will deny people residency visas if they have too
high of a BMI. There have been documented cases of
individuals being denied entry due to their weight.”

I had just went to show and they were saying… be fun… be fucking
fun guy… I AM GOING … I AM TRYIN… AND HE SAYS HAVE
YOU STARTED… YES…
HE SAID DO THE FUCKING SAME ROUTINE

I hate when shit happens… my girlfriend wanted in great fucking


details about the whole fucking show… I AM LIKE NOBODY IS
PAYING + NOBODY SAID MEMORIZE THE SET OKAY?
NOBODY DID THAT… NOBODY DID SAID THAT I HAVE SHIT
WRITTEN DOWN AND I ALWAYS PLAY IT OFF… GO OVER THE
EDGE BELOW THE SURFACE… COME ON… FOLLOW THE
FUCKING MATERIAL

One homeless guy came and started talkimg to me…

He: Hey…hello
I am like I know what dude is here for and start rambling shit
Me: Believe in Jesus there is salvation
He: I know… so I am… here and I wanted
I know where this bullshitter us going and COME GUYS HE IS
GUILTY AS CHARGE… HE CAME HE STARTED THE WHOLE
THING… IT WASN’T ONE OF THOSE OF MY SPECIAL CASES
WHERE I FUCK WITH PEOPLE FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Me: Yeah I got close …
He: Gets bit nervous…
He: So I wanted tell you I need food
Me: Yup… thanks I know that that’s why I am going home thanking
for caring so much about me.
He: No… I mean I need money
Me: Yes I know… that I need money… give me some
He: I need money for food
Me: Oh you got food for me?

What I did was basical principle of deflecting shit… I USED HIS


SHIT ONTO HIM

I tried sex blowjob I felt the teeth it was an awful unplesant


experience. They want more and more I FUCKING FORGOT MY
FUCKING TOOLS

JUDGING AND SLUT SHAMING NOWADAYS IS AWFUL BUT


STILL BEING THAT GUY… IT’S THE GUY WHO GETS THE
REWARDS PUSSIES… ASSES AND THE OTHER JUST WATCH…
THAT’S THE DIFFERENCES… YOU ARE PARTICIPANT… AND
OTHERS ARE SPECTATOR MODE

WHAT’S WOTH THE SAME JOKE… GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU


WEAK MINDED FUCK

I have heard the gilf… which is with granny is without teeth blowjob
and it’s great… this bitch soon from deepthroat and deep fucking
gonna get heart attack and you are fucking her from the pure levels
of excitement.

70% of the reports of homosexuals have confessed that 50% of


them have tried stabing atleast once their partner… which mean
they have tried to pit the meat anal… but still looks like a perfect
crime, kill but failing miserably.

Heterosexuals 8 partners have in their lifetime… because socially


they suck as group of people and homos got between 20 and 106…
I know that homis are deeply depressed fucks also probably socially
bad creatures but if statistics are right their are fucking winning this
round 1 for homo and 0 for hetero… THIS HERE IS ABOUT THE
NEW MARVEL SUPERHEROES!

Homosexuality… is sexual behavior which is repressed it can occur


while on drugs or drunk in an orgy setting. We are talking alexactly
about your fucking friends one of them is trying to be hetero failing
home easily being that persona and secretly wants to bend you
over and fuck you. THIS IS REPRESS HERO!

I don’t know what’s the fetish woth sucking a pipe 60% of you get
gonorrhea… and 17 siphies… and probably few of you or most of
you get fucked up and screw up black intestine which means you
are 20 years old but your pants are like 80 years old fuck… pissed
and poops in pants… NOTHING MORE THAN APPROVAL OF
GOD
YOU ARE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!

“Homosexuals live unhealthy lifestyles, and have historically


accounted for the bulk of syphilis, gonorrhea, Hepatitis B, the "gay
bowel syndrome” (which attacks the intestinal tract), tuberculosis
and cytomegalovirus (27).73% of psychiatrists say homosexuals are
less happy than the average person, and of those psychiatrists, 70%
say that the unhappiness is NOT due to social stigmatization
(13).25-33% of homosexuals and lesbians are alcoholics (11).“

- Yeah… yeah I get it being a lesbian is role-play game… being a


gay is game of nothing continueing genes and making your parents
disappointed…

"SO MOM… I FEEL THE NEED SOMEBODY ELSE DICK TO BE


AROUND MY MOUTH AND ASS AND DEFINETLY I LIKE
MALES… FEMALES SUCK…”
You are unhappy nostly males mainly because you suck semen and
puonsh of semen… As for lesbians probably playing with blackholes
isn’t as exciting As we think it is… once you got few holes… you get
bored!

“50% of suicides can be attributed to homosexuals (10).Dr. Daniel


Capron, a practicing psychiatrist, says, "Homosexuality by definition
is not healthy and wholesome. The homosexual person, at best, will
be unhappier and more unfulfilled than the sexually normal person”
(10). For other psychiatrists who believe that homosexuality is
wrong, please see National Association for Research and Therapy of
Homosexuality.“

- FACTS YOU DEAR FUCKS WILL BEAT UP TO THE GROUND


YOU CAN’T GO AGAINST FACTS YOU COULD GOT FEW DICKS
BIT THE TRUTH THAT YOU ARE MORE SUICIDAL THAN EVER…
GO SWALLOW THE PILL OF "I SUCK…”
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By DeYtH Banger

Homos are like the brain deficiency kids… they got a specific
shape.. they do not put it on the right place. Rectangle gets to
rectangle… which means you don’t go hace sex with the same
gender you search in the other gender the same shape… THE GUY
STARTS INSERTING THE PLUG INSIDE OF THE SAME
CREATURE… TYPE LIKE HIM

NOTHING MORE THAN ANOTHER RETARD

God hates them for reason they smell bad, they sweat… nothing
sexy about stoic fuck and right now sucking a pipe full of kids…
come on those fucks need to be lock and loaded… we need to start
killing the kid eater race. Homos get in more relationships than
straight people.
Hey, black fuck stop licking your lips it’s so awful!

I feel awful…

“Goodbye.. goodbye… goodbye”


Heckling from the crowd… IT’S GOD IT’S SOMETHING NEW THIS
SHIT… NEW SHIT ON THE FUCKING MARKET

“Your father didn’t said to your mom Goodbye… he said


"Hello” and they he fucked her and then freaks like you joined
the show.“
Journalist do not care about you… they show package of enotions,
nust for the sake if manipulation + to search sensation…. They want
this shit on tge market!

"Fuck You”
Shout loud… fucking shout loud… then
Nothing more bothers you than the attached bundle package of
shit… and meaning to bad shit… this is what adds up to your
misery…

Depress and stay home… you are not funny

Okay fuck off… you stuttered fuck!

“11 million people were killed during the Holocaust (1.1 million
children). 6 million of those victims were Jewish. Other groups
targeted by the Nazis were Jehovah’s Witnesses, homosexuals,
disabled people, and Roma.”

- This is call strategy!

“In Soviet prisons, homosexuals suffered all kinds of


humiliations. The homosexual prisoners were forced to sleep
next to the latrines, to perform the worst tasks of the prison, to
eat separately from the other prisoners, and to offer sexual
favors to other prisoners or guards to avoid beatings and
rapes. ”

- We got a seller… marketter!


“In his paper “The Behavioral Immune System (And Why It
Matters),” Schaller notes that the behavioral immune system is
a “crude line of defense” against the pathogens that may affect
human health. Humans are hypersensitive to diseases and
harmful agents that may be present, which triggers
psychological responses. People with chronically heightened
sensitivity are more likely to feel disgusted, and, therefore,
outraged, by the people around them. Those who are more
gregarious in their social life are in blissful ignorance of their
increased likelihood of getting sick.

For example, sensitivity to the behavioral immune system is at


play when someone has an outsized reaction to breaking the
conventions of sexual norms, because sexual contact has the
possibility of leading to illness. They’re responding to years of
human existence where sex could lead to some pretty bad
stuff.

“When people feel more vulnerable to infection, they are more


likely to encourage other people to conform to existing
traditions, and also are themselves more likely to conform to
majority opinion,” Schaller says. “Disgust (which serves as a
kind of emotional cue connoting potential vulnerability to
infection) is also associated with more conservative and
political attitudes.””

“Because immunological defence against pathogens is costly


and merely reactive, human anti-pathogen defence is also
characterized by proactive behavioural mechanisms that inhibit
contact with pathogens in the first place. This behavioural
immune system comprises psychological processes that infer
infection risk from perceptual cues, and that respond to these
perceptual cues through the activation of aversive emotions,
cognitions and behavioural impulses. ”

“Humans and other animals have a long history of living in


proximity to parasitic organisms—bacteria, viruses, helminths
—that cause infectious diseases. This proximity imposed
substantial selection pressures on ancestral populations,
resulting in many different adaptations that, in a variety of
ways, mitigate the potential fitness costs posed by these
pathogens. Most obviously, there evolved the sophisticated
suite of physiological mechanisms that define immunological
defence systems, which are designed to detect the presence of
pathogens within the body and, when detected, to mobilize
physiological responses that encapsulate, kill or otherwise
eliminate these pathogenic intruders. ”

“In recent years, the behavioural immune system has received


considerable attention in the study of human behaviour, with an
emphasis on the specific psychological mechanisms
(pertaining to attention, perception, cognition and emotion)
that guide human behaviour. Much of this work has focused on
one specific emotion—disgust—that is associated with
disease-avoidance behaviour, on the specific kinds of
perceptual things that elicit disgust, and on the specific
circumstances under which a disgust response is either
exaggerated or reduced …”

I started reading an article about studying behavior people getting


upset and offended by jokes I got nowhere… it is like those I read
from the news I think I gonna get smarter and clever… I finish it and
my IQ stays the same numbers… the same with sports…

IF YOU ARE SPORTS FAN KILL YOURSELF


OH MY MISTAKE
I MEAN YOU ARE WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
KILL YOURSELF
NOPE MY MISTAKE
BEER TALKING

That’s what pick up artist use to mask up there sexual interest…


negs… teases and even we can see out there geeks and nerds
succeeding with tge women race. When I found out … I FELT PURE
DEEPER ANGER… LET’S DRAIN TGIS MOTHERFUCKERS

Those fuckers are the same game fantatics with the cheating codes
and knowing every detail and secret… they are going against God…
I feel great that once I go hand in hand with God. It little startles
me… Can he execute a handjob… does he have two hands or he
has three?
How much?
I have seen girls which operate with their habds pretty well!

Do not lie to me
Do not lie to yourself

You are here because your life sucks… women tend to be less funnt
than males structured and ready females to laugh at males jokes…
males don’t laugh at females jokes… abd let’s cut the chase the way
a woman laugh it’s a show up experience of orgasm… closed
eyes… open mouth… GOD IS STARTING TO YANK THIS
FUCKERS
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By DeYtH Banger

Nothing strikes me more than pedophiles those fuckers are having


more and more sex we need to judge them by the bible…

Greedy MotherFuckers
Sick and Evill

They die in hell

Pedo-philies, it’s near to philosophy wird but still it’s a strong


word… pedo is like a rank definetly that. But to be honest I got the
whole thing wrong… like most of you hunans… fragile and innerly
fucked up. Pedophiles is type of expertise. Thing about it!

Grannies cool word for the eldery and unwanted partners for sex as
younger fucks we want to fuck our moms and rare occansions there
are cases of guys wanting to fuck grannies… I STILL NEED TIME
TO SUM UP THIS WHOLE SHIT IN PORNSITES WE CAN SEE
WHOLE ROLL BUNCH OF THEM… FUCKING ELDERY

The more life fucks you over the more innerly dimensionally screw
up you get. To go fuck your granny you need full package of
scrutiny.

Grannies get less fucked manly because they are the freaks of the
show… they are like bouncers, they can secure the gates and few
times get lucky and get few dicks out there.
Ask the old guy… why he is yellin!
The ugly bitch wants cock and he is not getting erected or even
interested to fuck her… because look her… if you are man… this is
the last man on the plannet you want fuck.

Still bothers me gilf fetish… not foot fetish… but eldery few times I
was total on to fuck this lifeless bitch…

Think about it… now … then later… don’t put it for later as most
cases you win’t never do it later. It’s a “later” syndrome… Probably
using the same words… probably again driffting around shit which I
have already been around… but whatever…

“Retard” is more nicer word than “moron” and “idiot”… people


are fragile… nobody wants to get offended everyone wants to get
laugh…
That’s what’s society is…

“Vegan fucks”, you can’t get this one let’s start with the orgadm
noises males make at gym… I have seen what sounds males make
while they make love…

IT’S AWFUL
It’s like gorilla… sweatty… hairy gorrilla… but Evolution says it has
got intelligence. Look those fucks… called humans bodies of animals
after few crazy nights with

- Drugs, Alcohol, Party

In roll
Over and over
We can addd up and prostitutes and strip dancers… and strip
clubs… let’s make it fun… isn’t this the holy fuck dream of every
fucking human?
And bible as always knows the future and says doing that puts you
in hell…

ON SECOND THOUGHT
I AM GOING IN HELL
MORE FUN PLACE!

Vegan fucks… I haven’t forgotten them… I went above and below


them, I tried to middle them… point them… stare at them and
really… fucking really I am trying to get right and put to all limits…
no further ado…

Vegans are people who do not eat meat… THOSE PEOPLE NEED
TO BE BURN…

I AM MEAN WHAT’S ALL WITH THIS DIETS EAT HEALTHY… DO


NOT EAT WHAT YOU WANT… DO NOT EAT MEAT…

You are taking too seriously this life…

GOD DOES NOT EXIST


Nobody will judge you afterlife… probably tge guy with a small fish
inside his dick peehole will try to judge you… but nor other.
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By DeYtH Banger

If we gonna play game… let’s play it right some people say that gals
just test men for masculinity… and it’s innerly builded up in them.
But sorry for ruining your fantasy… if this shit is planted in auto
mode then why males suck?
And it’s theur way of saying socially… “I am not a bitch…”,
but YES YOU ARE!

Men who add up in sentences when they talk most times with girls,
parasites like:

“Excuse Me”
“Please”
“Can You”

Sentences which make them seem like they are crowd


pleaser, FUCKING CROWD PLEASER

GO FUCKING GROW SOME BALLS YOU PATHETIC LOW


CABEABLE WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

It’s getting pathetic


It’s sad
Come on with such type of behavior you can go get animals not
women… WOMEN WANT MEN AND STILL IT STRIKES ME
AUTHETINCITY

WHAT FUCKS ME OVER NOWADAYS IS THIS WORD


“AUTHETIC"… BE THAT… GO WITH … DON’T TRY TO BE
OTHER… DON’T SHOW OFF TOO MUCH… BE NICER

OKAY HERE IS THE THING.. I AM NOT FROM MENTAL


INSTUTION, I DON’T HAVE PERSONALITY DISORDER.… AS
FOR SHOW OFF YOUR FATHER WAS A HOLY FUCK OF SHOW
OFF SORRY FOR BEING SO HONEST… BUT STILL WHY DO I
NEED TO EXCUSE MYSELF…

I AM NOT A NARROW DOWN PATHETIC PRICK


Be yourself… yes I am trying that… I was honest yiu started
laughing have you gave a thought to what you are laughing… you
sick freaks?
I was trying to be positive and polite…. It went as far as sarcastic
and arrogant…

"Sorry”

You homo!? Cut the vivid bullshit your father was straight and now
you go and eat out of pipes if happiness?
How fucked up you are?
Don’t tell me that you are straight… I hear and see how you take,
move… gesture… don’t throw me the crap that you ain’t
homo… YES YOU ARE
YOU FATHER NEGLECTED PSYCHO FUCK NEVER FELT SORRY
AFTER ALL INTERNAL INFINITIVE GUILT ON EVOLUTION
STAND POINT CHILLING WITH DRUGS AND ALCOHOL…
GETTING CHANCE TO PUT A SWORD INSIDE THE BLACK
HOLE

Everything which you about to read is new… and new… nowhere to


be seen… is holy fuck new material. I have been put with those pick
up guys, they are social situtational manipulators… I don’t make up
shit… it’s true… Did you know that people can sue you for entering
their pesonal space?
I don’t make up shit up, I wish I could make up shit like this out if my
ass by sorry, I can’t do that. So imagine fucking a vagina ….
Touching a female body until she decides…

I AM GOING SUE THIS MOTHERFUCKER


LITTLE SNAP
THEN CRACK
THEN TRY TO WHIPE YOUR ASS AS GOOD AS HIDING
YOURSELF FROM YOUR FUTURE MOLESTERS.

I wish I could be a manipulator, but I am not… still I like the people


who die from cancer and tumor… IT’S LIKE GOD SAYING LOVE
YOU WITH PERMENANT AND LIFE THREATENING
ACCESSORIES
Imagine talking to a girl… having a touch… hug… a conversation…
going almost where she lives the more you leave it for other day the
more you gonna get lower and lower chances of
meeting… THE IRONY YOU NEED INVESTMENT FROM HER AND
IF IT’S POSSIBLE EVEN AND TO FORCE IT… IF YOU DON’T
HAVE THAT SORRY GUYS… YOUR CGANCES ARE AS GOOD
AS WATCHING YOUR MOM WHILE YOUR FATHER FUCKS HER
OVER AND EVEN HE SAYING… “CONE ON THE BOARD TO
FUCK HER”
IT JUST NEVER HAPPENS… IT COULD HAPPEN… WHICH
REMINDS ME “NEVER” SAY “NEVER”.

“Arrogance”

- That’s how clear mind sounds of… less tocicity and honest with
deep sharp edge…

“Rape”

- The bitch is beginng for it… FUCK YOUR INVISIBLE GOD… IS


TIME FOR FUN… SEX FUN… RAPE COOL AND WHO THE HELL
ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?
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By DeYtH Banger

I got sadder… my week sucks. “So Hey Hello”…, I am pretty lost


into my material… “I am addicted… I got addictions…” I am from
AN which means… Anal Norms… I am going to poop myself
up… Sometimes people use and make up words “да го
факаш”… or “да го шитнем”…Then they make it sound add up a
meaning like this word has been around for a long time.

“Language”

- It’s hook which I am going to use…:

French - The most gayish language… it’s the language of homo… if


you are man and speaking very passionately french… IT MEANS
THAT YOU ARE A GAY

DON’T WORRY IT WAS BETWEEN ME AND YOU RIGHT NOW


AND AFTER FEW SECONDS… MINTUTES AND LONG FUCKING
HOURS IT’S BETWEEN ME… YOU AND THE WHOLE FUCKING
AUDIENCE
German - Language of dominance that’s the language which real
men, speak… focus on the words “Heil"… "Mein Kampf”
“Schrawz” it sounds pretty dominant… but this language doesn’t
mask anything and fuck your sloggan…

“I AM COMPENSATING”

- Language which is wirking with stole English words and Bulgarian

Bulgarian - Cry it out loud… this language is failing all it’s


potential… since the whole fucking creation… existence… I DON’T
GIVE A FUCK OF THE GUY WHO HAS CREATED THE
LANGUAGE OR THE HOMO COUPLES… BEARDED HOMOS…
ANOREXIC BEARDED FUCKS…

THE LANGUAGE IS POOR OF VIBE… WASTED TIME AND NO


EMOTION WHAT SO EVER

I mean… nowadays… I FEEL SO HOPLESS AND


EXPRESSLESS… I STARTED TURNING THE WHOLE PROBLEM
ON ME… BUT IT’S ON THEM… THOSE POOR… WORTHLESS
HOMO COUPLE…

Russian - Nothing near to bulgarian language… because is most


awful vommiting sounding language… ever created by Humans…

Anal Norms - I am still curious how does look a peeson who is


addicted… or has got addiction problems in Arab … Turkey and as
overall muslim countries is there are guy who goes like:

“I have problems… my moms hates me… and I Feel the need to


blow myself with c4.”

Or

“Look men… I have had sleepless nights… I have never fuck, I am


clean as fuck but still I want attention… I have deficit problem… I
HAVE NEEDS WHICH NEED TO BE MET… LIKE BLOWING
MYSELF UP.”

or

“Guys… life is awful… I HAVE AS FAR EXPECTIONS… AS


FUCKING 20-30 VIRGINS… AND I AM THINKING ABOUT
MYSELF UP.”

So sad guys… most comedians suck… the other part go over the
top… out of limits, below the belt. So here is my honesty thrown at
you… People who watch sports… they do it mainly because their life
sucks… they idealise other men, because that’s their inner homo
instinct and still the fat guy with the fat torso and the giant crouch
area… is nothing more than one of those shitty fucksrs with giant
dicks and balls. Those sports maniacs are worthless piece of shits!
Here I am for one thing not lie… not to make up shit… but focus on
you… you are here because your life sucks… clear as that… clouds
= clarity. Some people come here tell you stuff and fuck around with
that me… I GET REAL SHIT PUT IT HERE…
Have you heard about emotional manipulation?
This is the thing pick up nerds do to get girls in the bed, the guy on
TV to sell you a prodyct, the fucking waitress… smiles the main goal
to keep you comfy the shit doesn’t end here…

I WAS HOPING THE PUNCHLINE TO DRY OUT AND TO DIE


RIGHT NOW… RIGHT HERE… BUT SO WRONG

THE HOMELESS FUCK WAS CRYING… WHICH KEANS


CAPABLE OF EXPRESSING EMOTIONS STARTED
MANIPULATING THE CROWD… SADNESS PROVOKES
EMPATHY AND COMPASSION

I REWARDED THE FUCK BECAUSE OF THE MAIN PROCESS OF


THE SOCIAL MANIPULATION
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By DeYtH Banger

I am giving here money just to keep up the fucking material on and


also to make more and more of this shit… I MEAN IT WILL BE
GREAT TO CALL HER FAMILY… MEMBERS… HER FRIENDS
AND ALL IF THEM TRY CRY BECAUSE THE KIDDO GOT A
CANCER IN HIS MOUTH
GREAT
THAT’S GREAT MATERIAL.
. I CAN’T MAKE MY MATERIAL SENSITIVE AND DARK + TO
SHOW OFF WITH GOD’S ACESSORIES
SORRY FOLKS… I AM NOT SO PRIVILIGED

The slogan behind “PUA” is “I know how to properly manipulate


girls emotions…” Stop with the bullshit “I care for her” - No You
don’t “I love her” - Nope, Wrong again… fucking wrong again…
double wrong… you don’t like her… you fucking don’t love her… you
are there because of what she got on the market…
“I really got feelings for her…”, “I think she is the right girl?”

WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING FAIRY TALE DID YOU READ?


Pick up artist is like a stick with disorders… when and why to put my
other personality out… they are totally mentally fucked up creatures.

We got PUA’S with condoms in their pocket which means they are
self-centered biggots.
“Hard to Get”

What’s with this barrier bullshit… I AIN’T PLAYIN THIS GAME 15


FLAKES… 20… I GOT A LIFE I DON’T HAVE ANY TYPE OF
MISSION OF WASTE MY FUCKING LIFE

SORRY I DON’T HAVE THAT SORT OF GOALS

I still don’t get it… I AM PRETTY FUCKED UP… I CAN’T GET


FREE PUSSY AND RIGHT NOW… I CAN’T DO OTHER PEOPLE’S
MISTAKES?
ALSO IN THE SAME TIME I PAY TO FICK AND MY LIFE GETS
ON THE CHOPPING BOARD OF GETTING LOST?

FROM DISEASES?
HOLY COW
HOLY GOD

God hates cheaters!


That’s all folks… nor less… it’s all!

But still prostitutes shaming?


Really?
You finish too fast?
You are too tall?

WHAT THE HELL?


DIDN’T I CAME HERE ONLY BECAUSE I GOT SELF-ESTEEM
PROBLEMS + THIS THEORY OF FUCKING AND PICKING UP
WOMEN SOUNDS SO ALIENATING AND ANXIETY BUSTER
BUILDER

“Holidays”

We need them… go grabakid.com… go Fuck Your Mom as for total


must to read book, it’s nothing more fun than to se the mid section
race the average families dudes… thinking that their rich they got
credits out… they go get money from banks and after a while they
are huge debt most if them… die from suicide the other part die
from their own alcohol+ vommit.

HOW TO GET ON STAGE?

Get on fucking therapy you sick pick!


How to deal with girls and to be less anxious?
Stop being beta go pay for pussy to muster up some confidence and
self-esteem… it’s not your fault that you are fucked up and screw up

AS WE CAN SAY
PAY TO GET SOME

For me being an nerd is awful, why?

Glasses… anxiety plus life … stress plus life… heart rate plus life…
THIS IS TIC TAC… BOMB…Almost o ln the way to explode. Look
guys… If I am thinking about killing myself I am going to read the
Richard Dawkins Book about the selfish genes.
People are selfish they talk about the shit they know… they brag
about how life has give tgem the wrong market value….

IT’S TYPICAL SURVIVAL TACTIC


IF YOU FUCK ME YOU GET THIS VALUE PRINCIPLES
IF NOT YOU LOSE THAT

FUCKING IS ALL ABOUT STATUS GAME.… SURVIVAL AND


GETTING VALUE THE MORE YOU FUCK THE MORE VALUE YIU
GOT ON THE MARKET?
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By DeYtH Banger

As overall I HATE WOMEN AWFUL SIDED PIECES OF CRAP.

If I start crying like a baybe or start making child noises at my


age… I DEFINETLY GOING TO A MENTAL INSTUTION THE
REASON IS NOT MATURE ENOUGH AND DEFINETLY NEED
SOCIAL CALIBRATION

Which at first side goes as selling myself on the cheapest price, no


it’s not funny it’s awful.

I am honest… correct… always on time and clean the trash out and
I can’t get credit?

WHAT THE HELL?

Basical example of fully deformed creature!


Fucking an ugly girl it’s called inner psycholigical mental illness… it’s
total insane… you are mentally fucked up.

The idea of pick up is go on and move on and go next that’s abrutly


shortcut motto…

HOW ABOUT GO FUCK YOURSELF!


MY LIFE IS NOT ALL ABOUT BEING AND ANGRY BUBLE
IT’S NOT A QUITE SET OF… GO FUCK ME OVER AS MUCH AS
POSSIBLE

I am still on the market thinking about selling my parents on the long


run… waste time shitty pile of shit on the short turn it’s like Gabriel
hard on dick… macho… muscular guy… going on fitness being
healthy.

I HOPE THOSE FOLKS DIE FROM BLOOD SHORTAGE

Ego queeen the screw up thing about those set of people is that
their ego goes as far as narcissistic behavior, acting out selfish and
ready to manipulate full on. We talk about live when we the truth of
the matter is process of manipulation, we go get married because
most of you have attacent issues we are not talking about the doctor
PHIL awful books or another self-help junkie book we are talking
about the true issue of the problem.

When the dog while pooping looks you right in your fucking eyes, it’s
called insecurity… it’s called level of akwardness…
The same of bitches which qualify themselves they are doing it… in
the name of insecurity…THEY ARE FUCKING INSECURE

Nothings pumps her ego and boost up her self-esteem than a low
standard fuck… this is theory okay… fuck me right in the eyes… but
still no tongues.
What I want is to fuck fatso ..… fat bitch .. while I FUCK HER… TO
SEE how her fatty acods, lard and the cup of calories are moving all
in sync. It’s well balanced sex… like most diets…
When she touches my dick or jerk offs me… her fat glitchy hands
are doing a the fucking work.

IT’S JERK OFF


MODE

What’s with whores after sex smoking and slowly killing themselves,
what’s with piercing you hate yourself so much that you start
punishing yourself with making holes in your body?
Women fuck… have sex… they can do it always as much as they
want… in other side of the deck… men are fucked up…

With hard on dick… there is not beauty in it + they have rarely sex
unpaid… and most sex is paid and if they have probably they have
gone little too far.

If you fuck beauty, it means that you like yourself and you want to
treat yourself in a good way.
Fucking fat girls, here the problems are that you have too much
problems and you are ready to fuck your problems.
Fucking ugly girl, trying to have sex with yourself in front of the
mirors.
Homos, here is the thing stop with sword hitting… it’s unnatural and
it’s the most dusturbing image you can see.

Okay… okay fucking stop with clapping and applause… I GET IT


ON THE TOPIC… I AM NOT A SUCESSFUL PERSON

When you talk to women there is calibrate mode which means in the
mood in which she is the way she moves… that’s to what you need
to adapt yourself and the conversation.

The comfort she has the more she speaks… the more low caliber
hooks you use the more you start killing the conversation…

AND PLEASE REMIND ME WHY I SHOULD GO TO


PROSTITUTES?

THE BITCH WANTS COMFORT


PUT MY DICK IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND YOUR PUSSY…
START THINKING ABOUT SUICIDE
IT'A FUN ARROGANT EXPERIENCE
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By DeYtH Banger

Shakespear is a gay… look him… the most gayish character ever lived on this planet.

I just found out that my girlfriend has one trait of a killers .. START UP AS A KILLER

SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAS PLAYED WITH DEAD ANIMALS… TOUCHING THEM WITH
STICK AND ACTING OUT CURIOUS

THIS SHIT IS HORRIFIC END OF DISCUSSION

WHEN GUY FUCKS WOMEN HE THINKS ABOUT VALUE FUCKING IN MY BEHALF

I hate relationships because after this shit…. I GO FULL ON SUICIDE ROLL GAME… I WANT TO
KILL MYSELF

Did you knew that killing yourself, while acting out in stage of happiness… is not original at all…
already one motherfucker has screw it up for all of us.

Warm up… you low type of piece of shit.

I thought about inviting my friends over… my new A AND AN friends to come over… but I AM
AFRAID OF TO NOT OFFEND THEM

I HAD A CALL WITH MY MENTOR ABOUT SOME MOTIVATION

HE SAID “IF I WAS IN YOUR PLACE I WAS GOING POOP MYSELF.”

Few my other friends say, shit like:

“Stop energy drinks…”


“Start comming back more often and it work…”
“If something makes you feel bad or you don’t feel great call me.”

- Energy drinks, sorry I can’t stop it.. I AM DRINKING IT FOR WHILE I PERFORM TO DIE INMY
SPECIAL TALENT

- Your mom was saying the same while I was fucking her, I did it for self-esteem boost.

“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,
… nothing more than TV Show hecklers

Your mom didn’t say “Bye” when your father went with “Hello”… then the story goes as it follows,
sorry for having so pathetic low self-esteem parents… definetly few members out of your family
drink first to kill their dreams and second of all for not getting enough and third just don’t like what
they see in the bitch… the women part of your family are drama queens… drama whores in other
context and way.

Then your father lies with false time constrain in one of his hands and in the other with baybe
stepping up to last location.

“After Party”

Sorry folks for killing the great thing but after party is after this club… bar… disco… festival… let’s
go have sex…

Sex is more logical and easy deniable option so we go with the unlogical thing “after party”

IF YOU DON’T KNOW… I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU FAVOR… GIRLS FUCTION UNLOGICAL
THAT’S WHY THEY BELIEVE IN GOD

ONE DAY THIS BEAST… BAD BOY… BAD FUCK IS GOING TO FUCK ‘EM!

“The Liar and The Secret”

- The guy who is ready to do everything for you… not from your family members, I am talking about
the friend circle… the nice guy… this guy is ready to do everything BECAUSE HE WANTS TO
FUCK YOU

THE LIAR

THE GUY WHO IS NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU… THE GUY WHO IS SAYING THIS TYPE OF
SHIT

“I am not having sex tonight.”


“I won’t have sex with you… today…”
This guy is using the MANIPULATION “The Forbidden fruit"… which means the more you forbid
something… the more people start to want it…

PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE


WHAT THEY CAN’T HAVE AT FIRST PLACE

Having human living inside you


…. For 9 months?

Really?

I HAVE SEEN SUCH FUCKERS ON TELLY … ALIENS

People kill themselves just to maxinize the sex percentage…

"I WANNA FUCK”


Comedy: Words 13 (Part 2)

By DeYtH Banger

If you are asking as for “am I good comedian?” Yourself must


times the question is as near as “Do I have self-esteem?” Which
means the moment you ask that’s the moment you lose the whole
start… the whole beginning.

I thought about killing myself?


Why?
That’s my master lesson… the next level is get drunk… become a
person in debt, suck in life, suck with stocks… go get a
prostitute… START ROLLING OVER CASINO… DRUGS… SMOKE
CIGARS AND MILL YOURSELF

If my mom needs to fuck somebody or even she start posting such


type of post on the internet…

Most likely it will start with

“My husband died, I am lonely, not serious and I want to have


sex.”

This pretty cuts through the chase… dicks is easy to get for girls…
girls have more sex than males… I AM TALKING ABOUT
STRAIGHT… NOT HOMOS… AS FOR HOMOS GO SUCK JESUS
DICKS..
I HEARD THAT HE IS SPREADING AROUND MIRACLE

MIRACLE IS GENE DISTRIBUTED… GO GET SEMEN IN YOU


MOUTH AND YOU ARE PRETTY READY TO GO AND FLASH
MIRACLES AROUND

It’s pretty good technique… nobody wants to show off his bad side…
probably meeting in AA and AN is sadly depressing, sad and pretty
suicidal… as for here …. In out of such meetings… life is pretty like
a bluepill.

My mom won’t add up… I AM TRAUMATAZING BITCH


I HAVE LOW TOLERANCE FOR BULLSHIT
DON’T FUCK AROUND WITH ME

Being with such snakes in relationship… is awful… it’s toxic, kill few
years from your life + you got a wound from such bitches and
definetly you are out of game.

I THOUGHT ABOUT GOING OUT WITH GIRLS… TALKING WITH


THEM… HAVING FUN WITH THEM BUT AFTER PORN AND
FUCKING MY HAND ARE THE BEST BET I CAN GO WITH RIGHT
NOW
My hand has no hopes and nor those expectations on the other side
of the coin girls have expectations.

Have experience… but do not fuck pleny of girls - Which is


Paradox

Be nice - Which is wrong as fuck… if you listen to this advice… start


working on your fucking gravestone because you gonna be lonely as
fuck.

Don’t be control freak, obsessive and needy - Without a little


experience or never been out with girl… accomplishing this shit
as hard as asian yellow fuck trying to suck off his own cock.…

IF MALES COULD SUCK THEIR OWN COCKS DON’T EXPECT


THEY WILL NEED IN FIRST PLACE FEMALE TOXICITY

Unreactive - This is bullshit… FOR ME IS BULLSHIT… BUT IT’S


TRUE… THEY ARE SEARCHING OUT MALES WHICH ARE NON
REACTIVE… IF YOU ARE REACTIVE YOU TOTALLY LOSE THE
NEXT FEW ROUNDS WITH THE GIRL… SHE GONNA BE NICE
JUST TO NOT CREATE PROBLEMS WITH YOU
BUT AFTER THAT ADIOUS AMIGO

Funny - But not a clown… or are clown monkey… if you are funmy
be for yourself… not for them.… most advice on how to get a girl
and fuck is paradoxical and fucked up advice… GIRLS DON’T
SLEEP WITH CLOWNS
Pitty and Being Nice - Sorry folks but from she feeling pitty about
you + you being nice… nor sex… so dig up your fucking grave.

Badass - It’s okay… a little… but not too much


Empathy - I don’t know… how to highlight this shit… OH
GOD Empathy is the most important premise.

I got foot fetish + high heels fetish… I SAW TODAY A GRANNY…


IF I THINK ABOUT FUCKING SUCH BITCH IN MY LIFE THE
MOST CERTAIN PROBLEM IS THAT I NEED AUTHORITY IN MY
LIFE… THAT’S THE TRUTH

I FUCK TO LEARN AUTHORITY… GRANDFATHERS ARE LOW


CALIBRATED BY PRODUCTS THEIR LIFE SUCKS

I was thinking about how to pick up such a folk… I MEAN IT’S OUT
OF YOUNG GROUP… MILF GROUP… IT’S WHOLE GILF
SECTION

How do it… without being a rapist, without she calling the cops or on
the other day she to be…
I DON’T KNOW
A KILLER?
A STALKER?
MAD?
I don’t know what happens with girls… girls since young age are
toxic… that’s why men become homos… they want less troubles
and less drama… males are stoic… cold wall… girls are so screw up
and fucked up..
Few dates with those fuckers… little far or little… not too far going
they can put you in the whole fucking suicide genre.
If I go to empthy my baggage of ball load … into a mommy hands…
which means milf section… probably os for self-esteem boost… IF I
FUCK THIS FUCKER… I CAN IGNORE IT

I hate religious nuts… they are so awful… so horrible… they believe


that there is out there men who cares about them..

I GOT A THING ABOUT YOU


FUCKING GROW UP

Didn’t had enough childhood imaginary friends?

Here is the thing which makes me angry and feel awful… if he puts
his voice down and talks in a down tone… probably he is nor
interested and nor motivated having anything with you… he is going
to treat you nicely… and going to fuck you over in a nice way.

Some girls smile because they want to mask being nervous… THEY
DO GELREAT JOB MEN ON THE OTHER HAND ARE FUCKING
BAD AT THIS SHIT… I WENT TO PROSTITUTE

The moment I was inside her fuck room…

- She knew that I feel worried


- She knew that I am bit anxious

And definetly my hairy ass and hairy dick start to drop of my self-
esteem.

She could talk to you out of politeness and being nice if start ending
up to contacts and seeing again each other she could be total
coward and giveway her contact… and leave away you for further
conclusions… or say to you “I have a boyfriend” which I got with “
I do not fuck around somebody else girlfriend…” - which is not
cool in my point.
Most times or sometimes is a lie… this thing they lie to see your
reaction..
Sometimes they are days with no effort everything works other
times load of effort… and no result at all…

THIS SHOULD SUM UP WHY I FUCK MY HAND AT FIRST PLACE


Comedy: Rudimentary

by DeYtH Banger

Life sucks no lie about it… If Sherlock Holmes aka Elementary


Watson it’s all about discovery and mysteries and banging out as
looner with company of prostitutes and paid women… then we go as
far as M.D. House who has deeper inner issues… Right now comes
the idea that life is not so hard it’s easy… obsession, compussion
that’s life that’s what’s all about it.

“Vagina Sucking…”

- It’s not a bad idea… it’s not something which is something which
good is more likely awful shit… I tried it… it’s dry it’s fucking dry…
it’s making my day awful. It shows the way life is… dry and horrible
which is sheer symptom of depression. As for now I bother the
corners of depression… there is deep… there is shallow… I mean
you can play all day this game.

“Sex”

- I personally hope my mom does not catch me that I was in bed


with a woman which I found on the street also… I had sex with a
prostitutes it’s just gets too far… it’s not horrible idea. Jokes are
ideas and stories which are made up in such way that people. I had
sex once in pussy and in the butt… it was strange I felt like I am
trying to stab somebody, but I fail and in this case… like all my moral
things in my life… I can’t stab… I can’t kill myself… I can’t kill people
this here is just fail and fail…
HUGE FAILURE

“Blowjobs… Eating Vagina”

- Yeah I saw this… I saw this… with teeth and with mouth making
the same noises as in porn movies… it was great to see as realistic
but the feeling was strange… I didn’t felt any type of connection…
Was it from the condom… was it from life sucks… or just playing
safe and getting where I want is just another way of failing. I eat
vagina… it wasn’t tasty… it wasn’t delicious… but still why porn
movies make it as the most awesome thing…. I get there… put
pants down… start “Touch her…”… remove clothes… get in the
bed… and that’s what’s happening to going to a escort and what we
can get out of this all shitty thing is that in life we all are naked.

“Porn”

- Sad and moral depress people get into this trap… people who are
curious but don’t want to socially judged… people get there just are
curious more and more… about genres types… and everything you
get there… once… twice… Porn is all about connection… mental
connection… not physical then eed of physicallity is pure levels of
obsession or that’s how threat the freaks from the masses we
create shows about freaks which just gone too far with curiousity..
when you are curious you can’t go too far… you can go… but not
too far… we call it social calibration.
Comedy: Think About Yourself

By DeYtH Banger

Sorry guys for the gay and homo couples you are bit late… I had a
dick fetish wanting to suxk cocks… and wanting balls and wanting to
get full anal package. But I am not interested anynore mainly
because…

Hairy Sex is awful; If You Suck a Dick you suck in real life; I am
Better than that; Homos are sweaty and those are the mainly books
which say more than ever you can get in your real life.

Think about me… not after a second… moment or whatever… just


right now… think about me… If I am interested in moms wanking
me off… I PROBABLY HAVE SERIOUS MOM ISSUES

I mean look others youbg couples sometimes u see tge guys witg
issues a guy who likes a bit older woman or a woman which likes
big old guys…

Those girls are with daddy issue


And people like me are with mom issues

I meqn go to a strip club few times go fuck the same prostitute few
times in roll you definetly lost the whole mystery because the
moment you came there you were one of those problematic fucks.
If yiu pay to get blowjobs and sex.. YOUR LIFE IS TOTALLY
PROBLEMATIC
There are some stuff which are okay in life but some other stuff go
way dx “Horor Movies” go into traumatic season, “Seen” and no
reply on messages on the internet people get in the holy grail of the
depression and anxiety season. Thereout there people who throw
uncheck and information which factually is a lie… but people believe
in this shit… One big hit on the market is the made up God story…
It’s fucking made up… and people believe in this shit… come on…
are you becoming so dumb and ludrucious?

I have high hopes about humanity but until I found put that people
are full of insecurities and that’s the main problems behind the
musucar group and the money group… Oh great you got muscles
so what we need to kiss your feet?

YOU WORTHLESS EXAMPLE OF MAN

Mankind main illustration is obsession, piercing, full on fetishes and


war on the same type of species. If I am an alien the last place I am
going to visit as resort is mankind…

Not Smart Enough


Getting Drunk not clever enough
AND COME ON… I AM HERE ON VACATION RESORT NOT ON
COME AMD WATCH CHAOS

People like throw the devil as the main argument of our sibs then
what’s special about Jesus when we all are Children of God?
And also if Jesus gas done his sacrafice for the salvation of
humanity for future and past sins then why we have a devil?

Come on… fucker you are god send me and SMS…

Oh sorry made up characters can’t participate in reality.

Nowadays I think about special stuff.. like life.. sex… and vive… pick
up… sacrafice tghe firsr lamb. Vibe in good energy you are the other
people will go with you… the lower energy bad for you. Introverts
long seasonal depression and anxiety and Extroverts short period of
depression and anxiety. We believe in some shit … because we
want to feel smart but after all alpha… beta… gama males… bible…
all this shit is made up or wrong intepretated.
Sadly enough we can’t say “We made a mistake…” Because too
much people are on the fucking leash… it’s a fucking long one…

I can say “I made a mistake”… “I am sorry”… because that’s what I


remeber from my fucked up childhood… my mom and after all
parents teaching… be nice.. be good… be respectful…
COME ON FUCKS DO YOU WANT ME FUCKS AND CONTINUE
THE GENE POOL OR YOU ARE GIVING ME RECIPE … TO STOP
RIGHT HERE

My problem is not only nice… and being respectfull, I have whole


fucking package of suicidal thoughts in my pocket + Creating in me
obsessions… on women…

Come on this is the last thing a woman want on a table… But let’s
make it sadder…. OKAY?

Let’s do that… this were the wishes of the girl with which I was
with…

Total Freak Group


Ugly
The last person I gonna fuck
(Details)

I though her about rape and she started laughing, so here is few
other stuff there is beer belly tumor and lastly if you see a fat guy
with a fight torso and something wrong around the area of the dick.

This guy definetly is one of those fucks which have huge fucking
balls and dick… I SAW FEW OF THOSE FUCKS ON TGE
INTERNET
I gave problem with erection… I get always erection… kissing…
fucking seeing others doing it… me thinking about it… Watching
porn.. Seeing couples.. seeing hot women… All full on.. hard on and
feel need to masturbate and while I do that I lose my fucking self-
esteem on the fucking line.

So my thing is watch dead people.. corpses.. diseases… This loses


energy.

I did few nice things for my friend…

I told a lady that “She has a great perfume..”

It was something nice from his name and he said if you do it one
more time.. I am going to beat the shit out of you.

Shame does not exist in my dictionary.

“Don’t Change the topic…”

- Come on you father to sleep with your mom did changed few
routines and started talking about different types of topics.

“You suck…”

- Okay.. I get this one… I know your felings were met with term
“suck” far more early than with tge term “fuck”. I know your mom is
into the business of sucking… nothing new.. no suprise…

It’s awful when you see one of thoe fucks which when are nerves
feel the need to laugh…
- Okay.. freak… END OF GIG…
Go into the mental hospital you are crazy.

People who stuter

“Iiii-iii-… woooo-uuud… lik-eeeeee… a toooo wa-aawatch


cooooooo-ooo-ooomedy…”

- Oh God who the fuck created you… you are whole defected
example if semen…
The specimen like you survival - 1%

One friend said if the joke onto him he is going to beat the shit out of
me… If you talk about his brother… he is going to beat the shit out
of you…

He get easily embarrassed… liar… manipulator, cheater and come


on this obesse mother fucker doesn’t get jokes. Also I don’t want to
be out with such levels if anxiety, depression factors and levels and
full on agression and trauma. Come on you piece of worthless
matters and ideas go in jail to meet the real males tge dominant
hiearchy.

Most of my life has went into arguing with myself…

“I will do it…”
“I won’t do it…”
“Let’s do it later…”
“Let’s do it now…”

“I will do it…”
“I won’t do it…”
“Let’s do it later…”
“Let’s do it now…”

“I will do it…”
“I won’t do it…”
“Let’s do it later…”
“Let’s do it now…”

And this shit goes over and over and over and over… when I think
about it most of my life has went into believing bullshit fables and
tales… made up fantasies and masturbating on it and right now…
definetly now Eminem is going into the vocabulary books and
searching words for rhymes…

And me..

Fucking me… masturbating on my imagination… defibbetly wastibg


my fucking life… I told one of my friends to put extazy into a drink of
a girl… one of the guys told me that I have shhh.. shh.. went too
far… “come on we are addicts.. din’t say such shit..”.. the problem is
that I have found the most shortcut to a pussy.
My friend grom facebook sent me “Evolution = Suicide” … I send
him a book called “Reasons to kill yourself..” His reply was, it’s not
funny anymore. Nobody wants the truth about themselves, they like
to fuck around with others and say shit like … “get over it..”, “grow
up” and “get your life in your hands…”..So being honest is the last
trade mark of suceeding in life. I am not a zombie…
OKAY BITCH…

My life goes unemotional… okay, I don’t want to get overpulluted


with emotions or even geeting a fucking flood from this shit.
People get easily addicted… that’s what’s awful about society. I am
going disagree with David Mamet argument that crowds are smart
and individuals are dumb.

The problem is that yoy haven’t met the right people… so your
argument is wrong. Romance = Porn.. if you want all day sex and
sex and getting fucking overflood with erection go with this fucking
genres.. Life is not pnly about this it’s about the starvation kids in
Africa.. the guy who rapes women… killers… We got fucking

Whole show .. full free package of entertainment.. IT’S GREAT


THAT PEOLLE THINK LESS AND ADS MAKE PEOPLE DUMBER
AND FEEL SHAME… FEELING INNER GUILT… IT’S GREAT

I can be Gregory House but his character was created by 6-7


authors.. me… I.. I am one… author snd character… I DEFINETLY
CAN’T GO WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER

I had one of those experiences where you talk loud then comes
somebody out of the sheep pack and gives you a warning or
something this sort of… “shh… try to be little less louder..
because my head is going to explode” You should see this guy he
was massively staring at me.. he needed time punch up this type of
confidence.

Such type of low value… high levels of agression; anger; feeling the
need to bully people is main representor… representetive of
humans…

THAT’S OUR MENTOR

And still wow this guy has opinion… Words like “wow”, “ehh”, “ughh”,
“whoa” and others are parasites… They are useless… if you want to
succeed with with women thelast thing you want show iff is your
horrible utterly less value vocabulary.
Men are beasts ready ti fuck everything… women are with
standards and still won’t fuck you… your fucking friend and your
other fucking friends… but reay to fuck somebody out of your circle.

Women got pussy and circle… men give to others men what they
have already used. Jokes are stories 1) thing… 2) If I go with
explaining the joke… we already have lost it… I could sound as an
expert like a doctor… pathalogy expert, psychogy expert or
whatever you can name the term… but here is thing.. I am not..

I am just curious guy… open minded and right now I am reading:

“Oral Pathalogy”“Psychology Manual”And“Why curious?”

Too much masturbation… vision blur… lost of seing seight and


hearth attack. Which sounds like a great syrup mix entertainment.
Ouch and ouch for the people who say hurtful stuff to the future
open micers.
Comedy: Me And Me

By DeYtH Banger

On first point … I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU


AND YOUR KIDS AND PARENTS
FYCK YOU

TODAY US MY DAY

YEAH I GOT ATTENTIOM DEFICIT PROBLEM


I AM CRAVING FOR ATTENTION
MY PARENTS DON’T LOVE ME ENOUGH

MY FATHER LOVES SO MUCH THAT HE KILLED HINSELF… BUT


THE TRUTH HE IS A FAT LIAR

AND yes today is my day… my fucking day… not yours… fuck


you…

I am here to be loud… alarming and fuck you over… I DON’T


STEAL
I GROW AND FUCK AUDIENCE

I always have the pure bother touch to be more asshole and more
as awful person… OKAY?

Fuck you… I hate people who get support… it personally offends


me… because I DIDN’T GOT SO MUCH LOVE AS CHILD LIKE
THOSE FUCKS
We need me… not you… if you are today here the most reasons
are your life sucks, you have been forced.. you have been invited

YOU ARE DUMB SHITTER

WE DON’T NEED FLAT LINER FUCKS LIKE JOHN CLEESE

My day is awful… WHY?

I need to censor myself, to be careful what I say … when I say…


little wrong moves with the girl without conversational empathy… I
LOSE THE WHOLE FUCKING GAME

WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT GETTING IN RELATIONSHIP,


MARRIAGE… GETTING FREE SEX.. THE TRAUMA WHICH YOU
GET IS A LONG TERM FUCKER

YOU GET DEPRESS


YOU START FEELING GUILTY
I AM RIGHT NOW GUILTY THAT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
WITH THE GIRL WITH WHICH I AM INTO RELATIONSHIP

I AM HORRIBLE MOOD BREAKER


THE SICK TRUTH THE MORE FURTHER GETS THE MEET UP…
THE LESSER YOU GET CHANCES TO GET OUT WITH THIS
PERSON
THE PROCESS CALLED

“GOD DOES NOT LIKE YOU”

“Context and meaning”

- As I said the moment you start adding meaning and context to


things it puts you in misery. That’s the truth and what’s with wanning
about argumenting my thing?

Middle Finger - It just an example of a thing which people have


added meaning to a finger.. just to a fucking finger. . What’s the
difference between the others and this?

Zero… to the others no meaning attached and to the mid section


finger it’s a bad sign.

Fuck You - Just a word with weight attached to it

THIS HERE ARGUMENTS ARE FOR 10 YEARS PROTECTION

When you are kid you can sleep around your mommy… touch her
tits or even play around… drink milk from it…

Right now doing this it’s called pervert section… so going on


touching somebody’s tits or ass and context adde to it or an
explanation or whatever those cry out whinny fuckers want to be
added so to be normal.… SHE CALLS OVER THE COPS

When I see tranny … I SEE GOD IN ALL IS COLOURS


Yes… yesterday I went I started fucking my hand woth my big white
dick, it’s denibetly good white stats.

Jealousy gets into to “Feeling happy… being happy” section… if


somebody kills you out of jealousy it means that he likes you.
Comedy: Secret

By DeYtH Banger

I prefer to fuck my right hand and if I want more enthusiastic


handjob… I GO WITH LEFT HABD
IS MORE UNNATURAL
MORE ALIENATING

Girls waste energy and time


Rapist are good at timing… always ready to rape… to dominate and
we are talking about level of toxicity… maximimal… in childhood.

If you think I speak fast… you are fucking wrong… it can go more
faster and even more…
I just don’t add up pauses… life sucks with pauses… in the end of
the show we don’t go for bugs, glitchers, errors and lag we go with
the speed up shoe. That’s the way it sounds with minimum level of
pauses.

People who are on their knees… are praying for salvation from
addiction. So I GET THE IDEA OF GIRLS ACTING OUT… WITH
ON THEIR KNEES..
THEY GO WITH BL0WJOB + PRAYING WHICH IS EGO
PROBLEM… MULTI TASKING PROBLEM

AA AND AN Groups… suck… I WANT TO FUCK AN EMOTIONAL


BITCH
A BITCH WHICH NEAR LEVEL OF SUICIDE… I WANT TO BE
MENTALLY SO FUCKED UP THAT WHILE I FUCK HER… SHE TO
START CUTTING WRIST
FUCKING AEOUND WITH VEINS
I LOVE THAT
THAT’S AN INVESTMENT
THAT’S WHAT I WANT IN SEX AS MUCH HIGH INVESTMENT AS
POSSIBLE…

I want a bitch which acknowledges her problems… it’s lovely


scenario… to say

“I HAD AN AFFAIRS, MY LIFE SUCKS… ”

I WANT TO FUCK THAT SHIT

WHAT’S WITH COUPLES AND PUBLIC FUCKING… KISSING


AND UNAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING

“I WANT… I CAN?”
“I WILL… I AM GOING TO?”

Is this the shit?


Always got a problem, what I can sat say society fuctions on
problems fundaments… Which start to make me think that the the
bitch which was near me in the metro… WAS TYPICAL
DYSFUCTIONAL WHORES

WHAT ARE WHORES… PROSTITUTES AND DANCERS?


All got one deep fundamental problem… they are comming not from
healthy household, dysfuctional parents!

AND THEY DON’T GET ENOUGH

Nothing more than edgy… almost on the moment to


kill “herself” girl…over emotional whore…

I WANT TO FUCK THAT SHIT


IT MAKES ME TO FEEL THAT

“I FUCK MY PROBLEMS”

Your mom sick rigid bitch, that’s the definion about your mommy…

MAN FUCK YOUR PARENTS


IF YOU ARE TODAY HERE AS CROWD… PROBABLY YOU
PARENTS FUCK YOU OVER AS MUCH THAT YOUR GENES ARE
GOIMG TO VE WIPED OUT
NATURAL SELECTION
IF YOU ARE ON THE STAGE TODAY
MAN YOU ARE IN PAIN…

Most comedians are expressive… show off as for me… I AM


FUCKING DEAD INSIDE
REALLY
ANGER IS SUITABLE FOR BULGARIA

THE WHOLE STAND POINT IS NEUTRAL… THIS SOUND LIKE A


SUITABLE IDEA

When I see happy couples… happy people I WANT TO KILL


THOSE FOLKS… THIS KINDA SUMS UP THE WHOLE AUDIENCE
IN MASS SHOOTING

JOKE ON ME
MY TURN
YOUR MOM IS AN EFFECTIVE COCK SUCKER
NOT A SMOKER
BUT A SUCKER
Comedy: Advice

By DeYtH Banger

Shut the fuck up… sums pretty clear everything… silence wins
everything.

People say always shit… they shit others


…. And now we got delusions… believing in higher beings…

GROW THE FUCK UP


DIDN’T YOU ALREADY HAD IMAGINARY FRIENDS
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER
DIDN’T YOU GOT THOSE FUCKS
THE INVISIBLE FUCKER CAN HELP
YUP

“God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot


change, the courage to change the things we can, and the
wisdom to know the difference.”

Wisdom?
Delusion!
Grow the fuck up… come on… drugs… alcohol go get it… feed the
fuck… go feed yourself. Didn’t worry you are classical dysfuctional
being .. LOOK FORWARD TO IT
Some people ask me “how to get a girl?” Or even “How do you
get a girl?”

1) Don’t be Rude
2) Do not ask for permission, hate this
3) Take control of situation, dominate her… but do not be rapist

Guess what I AM THINKING OF FUCKING MY HAND IT’S MUCH


EASIER IT HAS LESS STANDARDS AND I CAN USE BOTH OF
HANDS AS MUCH AS I DARE

4) Be friendly… but not too friendly


5) Ask for her opinion… be honest as for what you think but never
fuck around with something she likes
6) Tease her… fuck around with her… but not too much

Are you thinking about fucking your other hand … it nakes shapes…
it can be one finger…it can be few fingers… it can be whole fucking
hand…

7) Create Abundance
- If you at the beginning acomplishing such shit is typical red neck
task

8) Tease her… fuck around with her… but do not insult her… offend
her in anyway
9) Be more lasting in bed
10) Make a challenge
11) Change the way she feels not her mood
12) Be calibrated

In other further thoughts… I AM STARTING TO THINK TO FUCK


MY HAND… UF POSSIBLE …. PUT MY LEG TO DO THE FEET
WORK AND IF ACCOMPLISHABLE TO CUM ON MY FUCKING
FACE
LESS WORK
LESS ENERGY INVESTED
IN AFTER FEW MINUTES I AM BACK ON TRACK
NO MORE FEELING GUILTHY
SOMEBODY SHAMING ME…
FUCKING AROUND WITH ME

I hate dates… girls lie so much that I WANT START MAKING


WHOLE RAIL WAY TRACK WITH VICTIMS

Drug addicts those fucks pray to invisible force for salvation… it’s as
real as playing the game “WHO IS ALPHA HERE?” IN
WHOLE homo scenario

People are afraid mainly because their life sucks… their lifes are
worthless. STILL CURIOUS WHY THE DRUNK GUY… THE
ALCOHOLIC GUY AND ALSO THE ASSHOLE IN THE CLASS ALL
OF THOSE FUCKS GET 90% PUSSY
THE OTHER LAST PERCENTAGE IS CLASS A
DYSFUNCTIONAL… THOSE INTROVERTED FUCKS… HARD
CASE

Oh man…. Oh man this here is hard set… leave the room by any
chance you gonna get emotionally fucked up… mentally screw up…
the thing man is girls are toxic… fuck little bit more

YOU DON’T GET MESSAGE


“GAME OVER” AND THEN YOU TRY AGAIN THE SA.E
MISSION… YOU GET HARD TOXICITY… MORE AND MORE…
THE MORE YOU GET THE MORE NEEDY AND EASY
CONTROLLEABLE YOU GET THE LEACH
THE MORE SHE BETA GENERALISE THE MORE YOU GET
TOXIC

IN THE END SGE LEAVES YOU


BROKEN HEART
FUCKED UP
INSIDE

WE GOT A FYI …. SERIAL KILLER

Today I AM HERE BECAUSE OF LADIES….

Most people’s get impossible goals… they set for themselves


unachievable goals… as for me… I finished off with my goals

1) Lick Pussy
2) Happy Ending Massage
3) Fuck naked
4) Have sex
5) Get Blowjob
6) Grab Tits

Now I GOT EASY DIGESTABLE GOAL… “KILL MYSELF” I AM


TRYING TO FIND ORIGINAM WAY TO DO IT… MOST CASES
AND PLACES ARE ALREADY TAKEN

Oh man life sucks… if today yoy are here .. probably you got mood
problems… if you are comedian you are a hard case… OUCH… You
can use that one

Sex sucks if we need honesty let’s use this as sticking point…

Today is a big day… I mean the material which is going to come up


… is going to turn you over… u can leave now or continue by
staying here.

I saw one of those car license “Sad Ak 209” that fuck definetly
needs few poluce check out. Isn’t obvious… this here is sign for bad
shit comming on the way.

People feel bad .. I CAN BLAME THEM BECAUSE SUICIDE IS


ONE OF THEIR SELF-CENTERED, SELF-FOCUSING COPING
MECHANISM..
SHAMING THAT’S ONE OF THE MAIN SPOTS MY MAIN
MATERIAL COMES OUT
They are angry… ready to fuck around… THIS HERE CLARITY…
CLEAR SIGN IF DESPARATION WOMEN HAVE MORE SEX THAN
MEN… WE TALK ABOUT INDVIDUALS… NOT GROUPS FOR
GOD SAKE
STOP WITH PERVERT ROUTINES
WE GOT TOME
WOMEN GOT MECHANISM… SURVIVAL BENEFACTORICAL
FACTOR TO SURVIVE MEN ON THE OTHER HAND CAN EASILY
KILL THEMSELVES

I am killing supreme… the super race… the race which Hitler


couldn’t kill
… I AM TALKING ABOUT HAPPY COUPLES… I HATE THOSE
FUCKERS FUCKING AROUND WITH MY LIFE… IT’S MY TURN I
AM GOING TO GO OVER THEM BY USING TRUCK THE
INTELIGENT BENEFACTOR
IS LESS PRESURE ON BETA MALES

Alpha males… what the hell… You don’t find me funny… I GET IT
SHITTY LIVELESS WORTHLESS FUCK LIKE YOU IS READY TO
COMPLAIN … BUT NO BALLS FOR STAGE TIME
Comedy: Answers

By DeYtH Banger

“I am pass”
- Fuck this saying… who made up this shitty phrase it’s awful and
disgusting.

“I get you”

- Fuck you… try vibing that type of shit your worthless pinless fuck.

“Hatred, you are too hateful… too negative.”

- It’s substraction you idiot… I AM THE FUCKING BALANCE IN


THIS UNIVERSE

I JUST GOT A CHANCE TO BE LOUD AT A GANNY

IT WENT AS FAR AS “OUT”


LOUD PITCH…

Sometines people like agressors and like others getting awful life
that’s what we are… we are piece of people who like and enjoy
others suffering.

The truth is that I masturbate on specific topics.

Let’s go full on… full forwatd emails gives me anxiety… IT’S LIKE
FULL HARD ON OF GHOST RAPING YOU
I AM NOT AGNOSTIC… MAINLY BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING
MORE FOR THE FURTHER ARGUMENT… GOD DOES NOT
EXIST
VANGA IS BULLSHIT
GANDI IS A PERVERT
AND FUCK THE FUCKING STEALING FANTAST OF MOTHER
THERESA

I machos are the most worthless examples of intelect… so strong…


so much muscles… so for what?
To suck a dick?
To show off: Fuck You. This is as far as you gonna get from
attention hook point.

Social status, for social stand point I am in dwn point hiarchy..I AM


THE MOST HORRIBLE… BULGARIAN… AMERICAN… ENGLISH
COMBUNATION YOU CAN GET FROM THE MARKET

Yeah… yeah I remember the guy with the hat… he had great
thoughts…

“SO MUCH VALUE GIVEN TO ME… WHILE I FUCK HER…”

Most of my worries are builded up.. I WORRY THAT WHAT GIVE


AS VALUE US GOING TO BE USED IN SEX WHILE THEY FUCK…
LESS GIVEN FUCK TO ME… AND MORE FUCK GIVEN TO HER
I AM NOT GAY
I AM NOT A DICK ADDICT
I WORRY OF VALUE GIVEN AROUND AND SOMEBODY
WINNING BECAUSE OF ME

IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT SOMEONE… START GIVING


FUCK… START CARING… THE WAY YOU ARE DOING IT… IS
BY FUCKING HER… OR HIM

Gays are horrible re-group and as overall group they are so soft…
so out of masculinity… IF I WANT VISUALISE WHAT’S WOMAN IN
MALE VERSION… THAT’S WHAT MY BIAS PULLS ME OVER
GAYS
GAYS ARE THE MOST HORRIBLE MIXURE OF HORROR MOVIE
IT’S SO UNNATURAL… SO AWFUL…
There is porn in which people eat poop, it’s called “THIS MORON
NEEDS A BRAIN”.
There is porn in which you put objects inside holes…

HEY FOLKS STOP DOING THIS SHIT


MOST HOLES ARE NOT PUTTING OBJECTS… IT’S HORRIBLE
UPBRINGING SHIT… MOST HOLES MADE UP TO PISS… EAT…
CUM… POOP… THAT’S THE IDEA…

Nothing too far… nothing less!

What is great is small children I LIKE THE WHOLE idea of


subscribing to the smaller version pussy go fuck in the far far future.
It’s definetly lesson giving and becoming a teacher on “fucking’.
I hate people who lie and are not serious it’s like AN AND
AA meeting which is anal norms and assholes area meetings…
those groups are for suicidal people. Great place!

People say suicide is bad, but it’s value giving process. You safe
time, you economical by standpoint you make God’s work more
easy + you can make it fun… exciting and something to look
forward.

"Call Center”

- Sorry folks I DON’T WORK ANYMORE THERE… I AM NOT


OKAY OF SOMEBODY USING ME AS A PUPPET ABD FUCKING
ME AROUND

“Liars”

We need those folks from evolutional stand point, but if you ask
me… FUCK ‘EM

KILL THE WHOLE FUCKING REGROUP

THE LESS FUCK GIVEN TGE BETTER LIFE GONNA BE LIVED

Facebook and as overall social media it has not weight opinion +


nothing more than going aroubd qualities:

- Care More
- Give Fuck More
- Lie
- Attention Span Deficific
- Less Serious
- Lazy
- Procrastinate
- Waste Time
- Compare yourself
- Qualify yourself

All those qualities here are for control freak, compulsive and
obsessive…

Anyone using underground… subway?Lately!


I have been few times in the metro… today and lately since the
whole beginning of the undergound base shit… I have been
thousand times, IF TODAY I AM HERE… IT’S MAINLY BECAUSE
OF COMPLAINING
WHAT BUGS ME… IS THAT THERE IS WRITTEN NOWHERE AS
FOR WHERE TO LOOK… WHERE TO STARE WHEN THE STOPS
AS TOO MUCH OR YOU GONNA HAVE FUCKING LONG…
FUCKING LONG RIDE

The other thing is toilets with holes… it’s nasty and horrible place…
some places smell awful… exactly room awful.
What I want to complain is idiolazing fans and too much staring
beautiful women…
I GET IDEA YOU ARE DOING IT BECAUSE OF TO GET
CONFINDENCE TO ELIVATE… TO PULL UP THE CONFIDENCE
SHEET
BUT FUCK THAT PROCESSBUT FUCK THAT IDEA
THE MASS IS LESS THAN YOUTHIS SHIT STAYS WITH ME

When you grow up and you still want to play with toys like the way
you were as a child… without looking like mental instable or mad…
or crazy the way is to go in politics.
There you play with toys for grown ups… you move action figures…
you make real life consequences which to be honest is near as 5D
… with the mist updated matrix technology.
Comedy: Guys

By DeYtH Banger

Just fuck me … okay…? Fuck dominanation… people say


information is not fun being walking database is bad shot… no fun,
no gain. But guys let’s be real when dice don’t follow the float you
make the flow… okay folks…

Get ready
Set
Background
Action

In the beginning filming… aand acting is fun but then comes chaos
of toxicity… repeation… shouting … being upset.

Off fuck that my life is not living around the edge… it’s all about
stability like somebody’s dick nice… compassion guys don’t get laid.

Let me re-phrase that I KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW SOME GUY IS


ADDICTED TO MY JOKES… AND IN THE SAME TIME THE SAME
FUCKER TRYING TO FIND AND RE-DISCOVER MY NEXT
JOKE… AND EHAT I AM GOING TO TELL

HERE IS THE THING


NO TELL
NO SAY

When I GO THROW MOVIES I GOT HUGE CHILLS OF


ELEVATION PEOPLE LAUGH… PEOPLE JOKE
SO FUCK THAT I AM AROUND TO FUCK THE WHOLE SYSTEM
FUCK YOUR HAPPINESS WE NEED
BUNCH HIV POSITIVE FUCKS
I HATE BELIEVERS

COME ON GROW UP DIDN’,T YOU HAD ALREADY ENOUGH


IMAGINARY FRIENDS?
GROW BALLS YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF RAM FRAME
SO THE END OF THE STORY GOES LIKE YOU WHOLE FAMILY
DIES RETARDED SND FAITH FUCKS GO AS THE MOST
MORALLY CORRUPT CREATURES

YEAH… YEAH… COMPLAIN


I LOVE IT
WE GOT ONE MORE HOUR MATERIAL
I SM GOING TO ENJOY TO TAKE NOTES
WHEN YOU FUCK A CHICK YOU AUTOMATICALLY BECOME
ALPHA FUCK
BETA FUCKS ARE FIWNERS OF HIEARCHY
I SPEAK COMPLEX?
I AM HYPERACTIVE
AND TOO ADDICTED PERSONA

I don’t like fat fucks just too much food to digest to fuck them and
they are not good in bed their energy is so lazy and so morally
corrupted that 5 minutes is as much as their own personal record.
One guy told me that I CAN’T SPEND MY TIME WITH
DEBUNKING
MYTHS
FACTS READING
AND DATA AS OVERALL

I AM LIKE WHY NOT?


IF SOMEBODY DIES I DON’T CARE of size fuck that one… fuck
this fucking bullet point
I care about reason…
Why
What
When
How
And
Where

Best question most of them are good conversational starters the


others are conversational killers…

Open ended game


I know that from my own fucking personal experience of fucking
your mom

OH YOU ARE OFFENDED


WHY?
I PUT IN HER

UIO… UNKNOWN INSIDE OBJECT


OKAY GO DIGEST THIS BITCH

BUT STILL
NO FUCKING

THIS GUY IS PLAYING HARD… OH FUCKING TOO HARD


GIRLS ARE LIKE GAME
I HOPE I DIE
WHY
I ONLY EXPECT SHIT AND I GOT A LOT OF
WORRIES

And more optimistic view

Who am I guys?
The guy who runs the whole fucking gun
The guy who pin outside your insecurity levels
Snd fuck that
I am the guy who will screw you over… NO FUN… NO FUCK FOR
YOU

Intellect ruin us… I FULLY FISAGREE WITH THE PEOPLE WHO


SAY THAT “TRY GO OUT SIMPLE…” BE “Go to basic”
Language… is the barrier of complexity… the moment intellect and
be intellectual was born that’s the moment we went total full on
screw on level.

I am going to sign in as president… I AM GOING TO LEGALIZE


DRUGS… NAINLY BECAUSE OF INTELLECTUAL STAND POINT

ALL PEOPLE WHO TAKE DRUGS DIE… PEOPLE WHO DON’T


TAKE ARE GOOD TO LIVE…
Comedy: Zuper

By DeYtH Banger

I got a girlfriend… yeah… yeah… don’t clap… or laugh… no


reaction!

PLEASE
EXCUSE ME FOR ANYTHING FURTHER WHICH COULD HAPPEN

YOUR MOM WAS FUCKED SHE WAS NOT VIRGIN THIS IS A


FACT

IF MOM GOT BLOOD BELOW THE SHEETS AFTER SHE WAKES


UP SHE IS A DIRTY MEXICAN CLEANER… SHE CLEANS THE
BODIES

It’s bit raw… like your father’s sweaty, hairy ball’s but who is askin?
Who is saying!

Sorry folks but stuff don’t go great…. I LOSE MOJO… MOTTO


MOTIVATION AND WHOLE FUCKING SET WITH MY
GIRLFRIEND
SHE DRIES ME OUT
SHE IS A CREEP
SHE JOKES ABOUT HER DEAD FATHER
HERE IS SPECIAL OUTCOME BITCH

YOUR MOM IS ALIVE AND IS CLEARLY U FUCKABLE FUCK


I am planning to leave… to skip… to stop… to clean… cancel… the
whole fucking relationship… I just hate it.. I found out that I AM
GOING TO BE OUT WITH A FREAK
OKAY
THIS IS TOO MUCH
I GONNA GET LOST WITH DATA
THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE SAY
I GO IN FULL ON HELL HOLE

I just had a chance to make few of my shows at the movies… TV


shows… ads… I DID IT… FREE
IT WAS GREAT ADVERTISEMENT
PLUS
I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IS THE JOKE FOR ME OR ON ME

HERE IS THE END STORY


YOU NEED OXYGEN TANK
I AM THINKING ABOUT DRINKING AND DRUGS?
WHY?
CLEARLY DIFFERENCES
AND PRETTY ADAPTABLE FUCK I AM
Your father created you by putting the UIO… - UNKNOWN INSIDE
OBJECT IN YOUR MOMS VAGINA
HE DID IT… PRETTY PATHETIC…
BUT HE DEFINETLY LEFT YOUR MOM WHY?
HE IS COWARD!

My father
This guy is buried fuck… fuck around with this gay guy… gay
jokes… gay fucks we got bunch of them… the whole army is
homosexual.
But still blue cops… what’s wrong with those guys…
YOUR LIFE SUCKS
SUCK IT UP
SUCK IT UP

THE BEST ADVICE ON THE MARKET


Comedy: Life

By DeYtH Banger

Life sucks… come on grow up… stop solving problems… stop with
imaginary friends…

GOD DOES NOT EXIST


OKAY?

BLATTERED
DIGIT FUCK

It’s total segment, I lost hope in society… expectations… pure


charm levels of dussapointement.
I wasted my life on watching porn and never getting enough

And I just described almost the 30-40% of society… greedy saints…


selfish fuckers
Liars
If you give your trust to someone you are going to get lies… you are
going to get target be lied to you.
That’s what all about Bulgaria is…
Grab your bags
And buckle up … now than somewhere… later along the future.
Facebook is like my life… the way I act and deal in life… but much
much… much more safer…

Somebody is bad…
Ignore him
- Pressure
Fucked up
Whole day
Too much suicidal
In the end …. he ends up killing himself…

Somebody is offending and offensive… block him… or block his


messages..
Somebody you don’t want you to pass the next Genes…
Like his shit…
Like his posts and ignore his messages
Do it often
It’s awful

I hate so much screw up people and clean up people from


addiction… it just loses all my Hope’s in myself…

ALWAYS SOMEBODY ELSE


NOT ME..

..

Facebook is for introvert becoming extrovert…

My cousin says: “We all are introverts and extroverts…”

You need to grab and suck my dick and your hopes to die while your
whole life degredates … BE GLOODED WITH HOLY DESPAIR
“Believe in God”

- Another bullshit… Muslims suck… Buddhist go with piece and


Christian God… I GET HIS IDEA
WE GOT HOLY FUCK IDOLS
HITLER
HE WANTED TO DESTROY THE HEWS
I GET HIS IDEA
THEY ARE AWFUL
SMALL HAT ON THEIR HEAD

Oh come on… grow pair of balls… grow the fuck up…


What next dolls games?

I just started reading crime shit on one app just to keep my sanity
point.
Sylvia it’s vomit with hot dog… her mom forces her to eat diaper
content… and 5 cents tax for abusing and just keep it lightheart that
Sylvia is masturbating in front of her family with coca cola bottle.

Oh God this shit is somebody’s “hard on” for the night.

Gertrude said “I had to teach this girl a lesson..”

We are talking about Sylvia and she Is dead.

“You are in Pain”

- No need to acknowledge it you piece of worthless trash.


“Stop doing that…”

- Who the hell are you…?

“You are always like that…”

- Nope statistically you are wrong… your parents are deeply


disappointed from you, that’s why you pin shit on others…

“Cars..”

- What’s with main goal and main target… “Go get a car”… fuck off
.. . I am not buying a bomb… I am not buying mental box.
Comedy: Blatter

By DeYtH Banger

I just found out that I am attention seeking fuck… I ALWAYS NEED


ATTENTION
VALIDATION

LIKE MY MOM…
THIS BITCH IS FULL ON THE LINE
“My husband is dead… I am free come over and fuck me… But
keep in mind I am desperate, not serious… I GOT A KID”

I hate it… when homos start fucking around… I WANT TO KILL ‘EM
ALL
WHICH REMINDS ME FOR MY PARENTS… ALWAYS GOING
WITH “KIDDO” AND “KID”

I want to stab those low stock… fucks.

Policemen are the most horrible… awful group of people .. obe of


them is okay… bunch of them is chaos… is holy grail stolen out of
those nasty tv shows with corrupted cops…

We got good cop


We got arrogant cop
We got bad cop
We got corrupted cop
We got neutral cop
We got rage cop
We got aggressive cop

WHOA GUYS, have you thought about going to bed… and go to


sleep… come on… I PLAYED ONCE A PERSONA IN THE END… I
NEED TO DEAL WITH THE SELF-HATRED AND SELF-GUILT
SHIT.

Shame does not exist in my dictionary, often when I wake up… I


HOPE IS MY LAST DAY… I HOPE I FALL SOMEWHERE…
SOMEHOW AND DIE

“Praying on knees…”

- Come on guys… have some pride… come on… really getting in


your knees for invisible force?
We need to lock up those fuckers… unstable society creatures.

Whoa… too large… too big shit… I am jaded as a person and


persona... I CAN’T DEAL WITH RELATIONSHIPS… and getting
free sex… IT JUST TOO TOXIC
ALWAYS TESTING AKA SHIT TEST
ALWAYS YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL… WHAT YOU … HOW
YOU SAY IT ..

IT JUST AWFUL… FUCKING AWFUL


I gave a chance too free sex… I AM TOTALLY UNSTABLE…

I hate it when girls and women make it the moment sexy… they
touch themselves… they put on make up… they look you in a sexy
way…

“UEHG… HELLO … EXCUSE ME… PERVERT ON THE BOARD IS


HERE…”

So hi… hello… good morning… good evening and good night… I am


a sex addict… alcoholic family and friends… definently broad up out
of a dysfunctional family, facebook and as overall social media
addicted…

Okay folks, later on you gonna hate me… a lot… but whatever
..today I am here to take your jobs… career… It’s my main goal…
it’s survival benefactor.

So far as near as your fucking desperate whore mom…


People say “Great set”.. “It was great”... then they leave the holy
fucking thing… no more replies… no more like that… IT WAS LIKE
WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE SCENE

SAY IT FEW TIMES


AND NO MORE

AFTER SUCH COMMENTS


I WANT TO DRAIN THE FUCKING BLOOD OUT OF ME…
BECAUSE… I FEEL GUILT… I FEEL INNER GUILT… I FEEL
HOLY GRAIL GUILT
I FEEL THE NEED TO SAY IT… TO SHARE IT TO OTHER
PEOPLE…
TO DO SOME STUFF

I got a girlfriend… don’t want you to clap… you are just wasting your
time… clapping is self-sacrifice process… no think… no thought…
bashing… hitting the one hand with the other… WHAT TYPE OF
FUCKING TYPE IF INTELLIGENCE IS THAT?
Tell me?
Be honest about it?

At least with me..


I don’t care about your sins… BECAUSE I AM ON THE HIGHWAY
TO HELL
God is always around… right now I feel like… I am wasting my life…
I feel depress… sad… I see my mom… I WANT TO TO STOP HER
FUCKING PULSE
TO SHOOT THIS FUCKING PIG AND FINUSH IT ALL
MY GIRLFRIEND IS HORRIBLE
I NEED TO KEEP IN MIND WHAT I SAY
WHAT SHE SAYS
I NEED TO REMEMBER SHIT
THEN MOST CASES FRIENDS TURN SHIT ON ME

OH YOU DON’T REMEMBER


OH YOU FUCKING DON’T REMEMBER

OH WHAT’S THAT?
GOD TEST TOO SEE AM I S CAPABLE HUMAN BEING?
FUCK THAT?
FUCK YOU?
I WANT PEACE… LOVE
BUT I READ THE BIBLE AND ALL ABOUT IS OBENDIEnCE AND
OWNING MY ASS…
THIS is not love… not exactly the kinda love I need.

God always goes with


“Not enough”,“Not enough”,“Not enough”,“Not enough”,… and
then full narrow go masturbate… go watch porn… go sober up… go
sad
Be depress
OH COME ON
I WANT TO CHILL

I feel always need to return favors like my fucking whiny bitchy


mind… this is not funny… not exactly type of fun
Comedy: If My Mom Hates me… It’s Great

By DeYtH Banger

I am at least doing something in my life… if somebody hates me. If


somebody gives “I am busy…” when you call him/her… fuck
around with this shit… don’t take it seriously… where do we draw
the line?

Bible speaks in metaphors… some kinda deep mented fuck is giving


me advice about life with which most I can clean my ass… AFTER I
SOBER UP

People say we need new politician… no we don’t… WHAT YOU ARE


APPLYING… “WE NEED NEW WAY… TO GET MY GREEDY
SWEATY ASS… NEAR TO THE BIG MONEY”

All people got a great life in social media, so does my dick… it’s
premium viewer… he gives a chances to the cool girls… not to the
ugly ones…
Sorry for using this word… I AM AT LEAST HONEST
80% ARE MICE TO YOU… BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT TO YO
FEEL BAD…
I WANT TO BE HONEST OKAY
LAY DOWN…
YOU FUMB FUCK
AND IT’S TIME TO LEARN A LESSON
ALL PEOPLE IN SOCIAL MEDIA

Are losers… ain’t joining the self-needy… apocalyptic self-narssistic


behavior… MY LIFE IS OKAY

I DON’T NEED
VALIDATION
I DON’T NEED SOMEBODY’S APPROVAL

2020 - Main Goal for the people who end… and leave school for a
long time… is drink up as much as you can .. take drugs and visit
toxicology.

2021 - Main Goal for the people who end… and leave school for a
long time… is drink up as much as you can .. take drugs and visit
toxicology. (But try be little better kill yourself… try it at least once…
go forward)

2022 - Main Goal for the people who end… and leave school for a
long time… is drink up as much as you can .. take drugs and visit
toxicology. (But try be little better kill yourself… try it at least once…
go forward)
(We are talking about full on… full fucking power… main purpose is
hangover… main goal are addictions… WE GOT ZERO
TOLERANCE FOR THE PRIVIOUS CONTENSTANTS)
Which puts us in the next question as for why I go to “bars”..
“discos”… OH MAN I NEED MATERIAL… I NEED FEW OF
THOSE SUICIDE SQUAD… I NEED BUNCH ‘EM…

I need to observe and enjoy the level toxicity all of them go


forward… when I hear on the news a kid died from too much drugs
or alcohol…

YEAH I GOT IT..


I GOT TWENY MORE MINUTES OF SET ABOUT THOSE FUCKS
THANK YOU GOD

Oh my birthday was horrible… it was the most useless… day… the


stuff which they gave me… they are out…

One of my friends gave me energy drink for my birthday… the


cost… the price which he sets… is low… which means this shitty
fucker doesn’t, deserve any further invitations from my side…

FUCK THUS GUY

Hairy…
Sexual dysfunction guy

One time I was out with this guy and this whiny fuck start telling
me “My dick hurts…:
"Oh… ugh… it fucking hurts…”
OH… WHOA MEN… STOP STABING BITCHES… STOP
FORKING THEM UP WITH YOUR DICK…
OKAY… GROW FUCKING PAIR OF BALLS
DISGUSTING… SWEATY FUCK

I feel bad as a girl… IF I AM fucked by such low jerk harmonic


fuck… I WILL KILL MYSELF
I WILL START CUTTING MY VEINS

He is sweaty
He gives himself to be dominant… to be alpha

FOR WHICH MY MOTTO FUCK THIS GUY…


I AM GOING RUN HIM OVER BY USING A CAR

He shaves and in the same times buys shit from the store to use to
put them into GIRLS JAY JAY…

Okay… okay… that’s what black people use … AND FUCK THOSE
NIGGAS
FUCK EM
IN ALL THEIR COLOURS
I HOPE GOTS END ALL THOSE EXPIRED FUCKS

Once I was with my wingman and he told me that the owner of the
store has been arrested…

WOW… WOW… MAFIO


.. FUCK… FUCK YOU…

His hair is greasy … he showers once a month… come on… this


guy is perfect for homeless… that’s what we need to make him
homeless..

THIS FISGUSTINC AMATEUR CREATURE…

NEEDS TO BE PUT DOWN… PIN… FORK


This fuck and let’s be over with this shit…
His mom… his father..
Fuck 'em…

HERE IS HOW MUCH I CARE… I HOPE I CAN RUN OVER HIS


WHOLE FAMILY…
THE MOST USELESS MEMBERS IN THE FOOD CHAIN… THE
MOST HORRIBLE. . DISGUSTING… UGLY LOOKING PEOPLE
I HOPE I CAN KILL 'em..

God needs to kill agnostics…

COME PEOPLE GO IN HELL… I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR


AGNOSTICISM… I KNOW YOU NEED to die…
Comedy: Sobriety

By DeYtH Banger

One of my friends told me about his mass levels of sex… 15 years


of abusive relationship… with getting pregnant the bitch… holy fuck
dysfunctional relationship… before that 3 years of mass sex…
massive… maniac sex with 17 year old woman and he is 11-12 year
old kid…

He says that his life sucks and his life is horrible…

THIS GUY IS AT LEAST TRYING


ME…
I AM PRETTY DONE WITH MY FIRST RELATIONSHIP
IT’S HOLY FUCK NERV WRECK
I LOST ALL MY FRIENDS… PRETTY MUCH BETTING ON MY
LIFE AS MOST OUTCOMERS… NEWCOMERS GO WITH

I AM PRETTY DONE WITH MY LIFE… IF I KILL MYSELF… I AM


DOING IT MAINLY BECAUSE OF THE JOY OF WONDER

If you want to kill yourself… right now… go get it… go fucking do


it… I WON’T HATE YOUR JUDGE YOU LIKE MOST OF
FRIENDS… AND RELATIVES
I CARE ABOUT YOU
I BELIEVE THAT YOU TAKE THE RIGHT DECISION…

PROBABLY GOD HAS SEND YOU A MESSAGE ON MESSANGER


“KILL YOURSELF” Which abruptly is most right decision you can
take… go take it…
God has said his words…

HE DOES NOT NEED YOU


THE WORLD CAN FUCTION AND WITHOUT PRESENCE

My mom is the most unpleasant fuck… she is fucking… SHE GOT


THE BALLS…

ME… I AM DEAD INSIDE


EVERY DAY… WEEK IS WONDER OF SUICIDE

Should I die?
Or I shouldn’t?
Should I?
Or
Not

I hate people who tag themselves into events in which first place…
ain’t common… I HATE IT
I HOPE THEY DIE
IN WHOLE FUCKING PACKAGE!
Bitches need muscles… that’s why they spend days into
masturbating and working hours into jerking off guys…

We are talking holy shit… whole fucking diet… and muscle build up
program.
Biceps
Triceps

Wanna know the secret?


Listen!
Use one of your fucking senses in your advantage… holy fuck!

People say comedy is all about structuring… shit… stuff… all about
this… I AM HOLY FUCK

I AM HERE TO HAVE FUN… NOT TO GO ON PRIMAL EXAM


PERIODS

YOU HATE ME RIGHT NOW… OR PROBABLY YOU GONNA


FEEL THE SLEIGHT OF HAND HATRED…

IN THE BIBLE 400 TIMES IS USED THE WORD “LOVE” IN ALL


CASES IT HAS BEEN USED… FOR AUTHORITY AND
OBEDIENCE

If you are shy and desperate while you watch porn… that’s the most
horrible combination… life sucks men… if you are happy… just little
too much… over the top happy people put you in the category “on
drugs”.., “using strong amount of alcohol”…
Nowadays sad… being depress is okay… being too happy and over
the top … smiling and laughing…

HARD DRUGS MEN


THAT’S DIAGNOSIS

I feel awful around people… I always need to be sharp… to keep my


tongue in the mouth… to play safe… have fun… don’t go far… don’t
go too near…

OH GOD
READING THIS SHIT MAKES ANGRY
FEELING THIS SHIT IS AWFUL

WOMRN SLWAYS FUCK YOU OVER GOING ON PROSTITUTE


WE ARE TALKING ABOUT 3-4 DAYS OF TOXICITY…
ENDURANCE… GETTING

MARRIAGE
RELATIONSHIPWE ARE TALKING ABOUT YEARS OF SOBRIETY
YOU NEED

I am not right now in relationship… because is total red flag my last


one + on the other side… I need to be stone emotionally.. always
ready…
No problems
Have stuff
Have my life going on
Right there… right now… I AM TOTAL SUICIDE FREAK

I stopped going to prostitutes

1) No Money… to handle them up


2) I got enough year shaming… right now… I am thinking of getting
of grave certificate… right there…

Okay… okay… I FUCKING THE WHOLE ROUND OF PICK UP


ARTIST

I HATE THEM
WE GOT NATURALS
WE GOT BETA’S AND NOW MORNING AND DAYGAME ARTIST
WITH CONDOMS IN THEIR POCKETS…

So “If he is bad ass…”


- He is that image… because he wants to fuck you.

So “If he is clear and honest with the whole fucking decision


about sex and fucking you…”

- He is doing that because he is desperate… guy and he takes


decisions in desparate time.

So “If he does not admits it… and also fucks around…”

- That guy has over the top game… and he clearly wants to fuck you
over girls.

The nice guy?


That’s the creep in the back yard masturbating to be nice + he is
doing it… because that’s his way of seeing success

BUT AS CHARLES DARWIN EVOLUTION GOES WE REMOVE


THE NICE GUYS BECAUSE THEY LAST FINISH

WE REMOVE THE GAYS… BECAUSE HILY FUCK THEY ALSO


TAKE DUMB DECISIONS
Publication Date: December 10th 2019

https://www.bookrix.com/-amd935e35df1e85

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