{427}{505}- Like to join us for a drink?|- Sorry, mates, I'm busy.

{506}{574}Tell me about your character,|'cause I am your biggest fan.

{575}{617}I'm busy.|I'm waiting for someone.
{618}{665}When you stage kiss, do you use|tongues or no tongues?
{666}{713}Look, you.
{737}{771}I'm only having a joke!
{772}{869}Oh, look,|my boyfriend's here.
{992}{1042}Man: Oh, Mr. Kreed, hi.
{1043}{1095}Hello, son.
{1096}{1137}- Hello, baby.|- Hello.
{1138}{1185}What are you doing|out here?
{1186}{1216}They threw me out|because of my mobile phone.
{1217}{1262}Don't stand out here.|How many times have told you
{1263}{1308}- it's full of scumbags?|- Sorry.
{1309}{1356}Kreed: Come over here.|I want to talk for a moment.
{1357}{1392}What?
{1434}{1493}I've got something for you.|Here.
{1494}{1548}- What's this?|- Well, it's a present.
{1632}{1688}Baby.
{1689}{1794}- What are you trying to say?|- What do you think?
{1794}{1872}- Go on, say it.|- Yes, or no?
{1873}{1953}Do you want me to marry you?|Say it, come on.
{1954}{1981}Yes, or no?
{1982}{2034}What do you mean?|Are you asking me to marry you?
{2035}{2090}- Yes, or no?|- Babe!
{2091}{2140}I've got a bit of business now.|I'll be home about 11:00.
{2141}{2184}I'll see you at home.|I won't be late.
{2185}{2232}Aren't we even gonna have|a glass of champagne together?
{2233}{2281}Tonight I will.|I've just gotta go.
{2282}{2330}- What are you doing?|- I love you to bits.
{2331}{2387}Don't hang around here,|they're all scumbags.
{2412}{2487}Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org
{2522}{2620}" Sleep like a baby "
{2692}{2775}" My little lady "
{2860}{2956}" Dream till the sunrise "
{3063}{3145}" Creeps into your eyes "
{3145}{3236}" Dream till the sunrise "
{3237}{3338}" Turns on the day "
{3339}{3441}" In the avenues and alleyways "
{3441}{3548}" While you sleep there's|a whole world coming alive "
{3549}{3593}" Abel and his brother "
{3594}{3638}" Fighting one another "
{3639}{3698}" In and out of every dive "
{3699}{3802}" In the avenues and alleyways "
{3803}{3904}" Where the strong and the quick|alone can survive "
{3905}{3948}" Look around the jungle "
{3949}{3988}" See the rough and tumble "
{3989}{4072}" Listen to the squealer cry "
{4073}{4124}" Then a little later "
{4125}{4171}" In the morning paper "
{4172}{4249}" Read about the way|he died. "
{4287}{4357}Man: When I was a child|I was terrified of insects.
{4358}{4419}Horrible, crawling,|foul things,
{4420}{4467}especially flies.
{4517}{4611}But my best friend, Jude,|taught me how to conquer this fear.
{4612}{4681}First we caught them,|then we touched them.
{4713}{4782}And before long,|we could hold them,
{4783}{4841}even pull their wings off.
{4841}{4903}Jude explained it wasn't|an act of cruelty,
{4904}{4964}it was an act|of discipline.
{5000}{5090}When I pulled those wings off,|I realized he was right.
{5117}{5187}He showed me you can gain|strength through violence.
{5188}{5303}And with power and control|you can do anything.
{5387}{5483}Jude's uncle was Ray Kreed.
{5484}{5521}He taught him|to never back down.
{5522}{5628}Always look them in the eye|and keep going until you've won.
{5628}{5726}So as things turned out,|Jude became a somebody.
{5753}{5794}And me,
{5828}{5886}I became a courier.
{5956}{6000}See, the thing is,
{6001}{6056}another 10 stretch, right,
{6057}{6124}you could be|trainee supervisor.
{6124}{6173}I can get you|right under my wing.
{6296}{6343}Another five years on|from then...
{6392}{6439}who knows?
{6440}{6483}You could be sitting|where I'm sitting,
{6484}{6526}doing what I'm doing.
{6584}{6631}What you gotta do--
{6662}{6727}Iook at me when I'm talking|to you, Jon,
{6728}{6780}because I mean this.|This is coming from the heart.
{6781}{6865}What I'm telling you-- it's not|just something that comes up.
{6866}{6924}It takes years|of experience.
{6925}{6972}In 20 years, you're going|to be sitting here
{6973}{7038}telling some young pup|the same thing.
{7039}{7135}I made a decision|to get out of my rut.
{7156}{7190}It's funny, isn't it,
{7191}{7297}how everyone wants to be|somebody else?
{7298}{7365}So, what do you think?|I mean--
{7366}{7453}I don't know, mate, 20 years.|You know, I love you, but no.
{7454}{7568}My friends are my friends|and my family is my business
{7569}{7599}and I never mix them,|I never have.
{7600}{7649}I know, and I've never|asked you about this--
{7650}{7689}You've never asked me because|that's always been the case.
{7690}{7744}Exactly, and I know|I didn't want to encroach
{7745}{7802}on that side|of your life,
{7803}{7888}but I think, I honestly think|that this would work.
{7889}{7946}And I think if you gave me|a chance to put it to your uncle
{7947}{7994}then he'd go for it,|I do.
{7995}{8099}Jon: When I looked at Jude|I realized what a rut I was in.
{8099}{8150}He'd gone|to the best schools.
{8151}{8242}He worked for his uncle,|the biggest gangster in London.
{8243}{8290}He had a life.
{8316}{8354}Me?
{8375}{8421}I was in hell.
{8466}{8513}First time I saw him,|there he was, you know,
{8514}{8590}London's biggest gangster,
{8591}{8647}singing on his karaoke.
{8679}{8738}Well, that's another thing|about gangsters,
{8739}{8791}we're all performers.
{8831}{8907}" Oh, yeah,|come on, people "
{8937}{8977}" Oh, yeah "
{8996}{9078}" If they tell me|of a pie up in the sky "
{9113}{9186}" Waiting for me when I die "
{9208}{9292}" But between the day|you're born and when you die "
{9326}{9425}" You never seem to hear|even no cry "
{9426}{9523}" So as sure as|the sun will shine "
{9524}{9625}" I'm gonna get my share,|what's mine "
{9626}{9700}" And then the harder|they come... "
{9701}{9797}- Hey, how are you?|- All right. Who's your mate?
{9798}{9834}That's Jon.
{9835}{9878}His hair's a bit short.
{9879}{9937}Anyone told you you look like|"Data" out of "Star Trek"?
{9938}{9999}Very sharp.|He's sharp, ain't he?
{10000}{10080}Does he want to go in?|He does though, doesn't he?
{10081}{10151}" Oppressors are trying|to keep me down "
{10182}{10250}" Trying to drag me|underground "
{10274}{10360}" And they think they got|this battle won... "
{10361}{10403}I was pulling me plum|under the sink
{10404}{10441}and she walked in|and caught me.
{10442}{10495}So since that day|I couldn't get it up.
{10496}{10552}That's what it is, then.|It's a guilt trip, ain't it?
{10553}{10619}Well, she caught you--|having a Jodrell--
{10620}{10666}now you've got all guilt|on your hands.
{10666}{10738}I know. It's very embarrassing.|I was embarrassed.
{10739}{10858}"...the harder they fall|one and all... "
{10930}{11020}Two pints and a packet|of salted nuts for me. Cheers.
{11062}{11099}Where is he?
{11100}{11149}- That's him.|- " Here we go, big boy... "
{11150}{11217}- What, singing?|- Yeah.
{11218}{11290}- " Come on, people... "|- He's pretty good, isn't he?
{11291}{11353}- Yeah. When can I talk to him?|- After the singing.
{11354}{11410}" Gonna keep on fighting|for the things I want... "
{11411}{11493}After the entire karaoke.|Nothing comes before karaoke.
{11494}{11523}All right.
{11524}{11587}There's only two things|that have scared me in life:
{11620}{11677}flies...
{11678}{11721}and Ray.
{11740}{11799}Jon: Well, I mean,|it's quite simple really,
{11800}{11855}'cause I work as a courier.
{11898}{11945}We have access to a lot|of credit cards.
{11946}{12005}That's what I've mostly been|delivering these days.
{12006}{12079}They come through all the time,
{12080}{12149}so obviously,|we can get to the cards.
{12150}{12224}Now, there is a risk|of someone cottoning on,
{12225}{12294}getting a pinch,|but I'm prepared to take that risk.
{12295}{12350}Also, we can remove|the cards from the packages,
{12351}{12424}deliver the packages intact,|and still get the--
{12425}{12485}Yeah, I know how it works.
{12603}{12639}Come here, Jude.
{12869}{12943}Jonny Crow?
{12944}{13047}He's a bit soft on the family.|He's well impressed by it.
{13048}{13105}I want to give him this chance.|I need this chance.
{13106}{13152}Look, if he gets nicked|and it comes back on us,
{13153}{13228}they start meddling themselves|in our business. All right?
{13229}{13287}Now, he ain't family.
{13288}{13376}I love you, like my son--|I don't know him.
{13377}{13458}I know you don't.|You gotta take that from me.
{13459}{13529}20 years I have known him--|nearly 20 years!
{13529}{13598}Do you remember that odd woman|my mom used to know?
{13599}{13664}You want this, don't you?
{13665}{13708}Yeah, I do.
{13709}{13779}He's your responsibility.|You gotta keep an eye on him.
{13780}{13837}I want to.
{13838}{13897}- All right. Come on.|- Wicked.
{13897}{13969}You mean to say you haven't had|a hard-on in four months?
{13970}{14024}- Yeah.|- You're joking?
{14025}{14077}I'm not joking.|It's not funny, is it?
{14078}{14132}Your pecker's gonna heal up,|if you don't get something done.
{14133}{14208}I know, but I can't|understand it.
{14209}{14249}Before that we had|an active sex life.
{14250}{14320}I was giving it to her|at least three times a month.
{14321}{14382}Three times a month?
{14383}{14431}I do it three times|a night now.
{14432}{14476}Oh, don't tell me that!
{14477}{14546}How long have I been|with Maureen? Four, five years,
{14547}{14598}and I do it|three times a night now.
{14599}{14677}When we started, we were|doing it six, seven times--
{14678}{14729}Oh, I don't want to hear that,|thank you very much.
{14730}{14762}That was in an hour!
{14763}{14804}I thought|you'd help me out somehow.
{14804}{14852}I can't feel anything|down there.
{14852}{14903}It's like the devil possessed it|and took it away.
{15026}{15077}I'll see you tomorrow.
{15078}{15121}All right, mate,|see you later.
{15122}{15159}- See you later.|- Bye, "Mr. Kray."
{15243}{15295}- All right?|- Yeah, you did well.
{15296}{15350}Jude: You're not in the gang|yet, though.
{15540}{15618}" Yeah, I feel like a force|of nature "
{15619}{15658}Hello, baby.
{15659}{15744}" Could make you sing|like a bird released "
{15745}{15860}" If what you seek|is the wise man's treasure "
{15861}{15972}" You know it's buried|beneath your feet "
{15973}{16086}" You know you look|like a faded picture "
{16087}{16121}" I see the cracks-- "
{16122}{16151}Sshhh!
{16206}{16250}I'm falling in love|with you, too.
{16251}{16315}- Can I kiss you, darling?|- Kiss me.
{16351}{16407}Your breath is so sweet.
{16408}{16461}Director: And... cut.
{16500}{16564}I told you no tongue,|didn't I?
{16565}{16601}Director: Marvelous.|Super.
{16602}{16647}Exactly the sort of love bunnies|I was looking for.
{16648}{16690}Just one thing...
{16889}{16931}I thought you said|he was a back door merchant?
{16931}{16984}- It's a fucking screen kiss.|- You help them when they're busy?
{16985}{17027}- Oh, shut up.|- A "screen kiss"?
{17028}{17074}Your tongue's|halfway down his throat!
{17075}{17115}- Have you been going home--|- Ray! Ray!
{17116}{17152}- Go make yourself busy!|- Don't upset her.
{17153}{17222}Go away or I'll cut|your face off! Go away!
{17223}{17286}Don't fucking interfere|when you come to my work.
{17287}{17358}I'm not interfering,|but his tongue's down your throat,
{17359}{17396}you don't know|where it's been!
{17397}{17446}It's probably been wrapped|around his cock all night!
{17447}{17479}- Or someone's cock!|- Ray, listen--
{17480}{17525}Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you|in the river.
{17526}{17578}Now go away!
{17606}{17637}- Stop it!|- No, I'm not having it!
{17638}{17680}Have you been going home|with him at night,
{17681}{17742}playing with him?|Practicing with him?
{17743}{17796}Remember the credit cards?
{17797}{17873}We were turning over|15 grand a week in the end.
{17896}{17955}Ray's getting a nice,|little bit extra,
{17956}{18040}and I'm getting well in there|with the gang.
{18041}{18100}Do you want one?
{18212}{18252}Thank you.
{18405}{18517}Total is--|oh, ��4,225.
{18559}{18607}My round, ain't it?
{18607}{18672}No, I insist. I'll get it|because I've got the platinum.
{18673}{18696}Oh, you're too kind.
{18697}{18759}Stick that through, mate,|and put a little on for yourself.
{18760}{18810}That's fine, sir.|Thank you.
{18936}{19022}I'm sorry, "Miss Smith,"|your card's been rejected.
{19054}{19114}If you put it through again|it'll be all right.
{19115}{19164}- Sorry, sir, I can't put--|- It's all right. Get it on me.
{19165}{19218}I'm sorry, I'm not accepting|any of these cards.
{19219}{19276}I'm keeping your card|as well, sir.
{19277}{19334}He's stressing me out.
{19395}{19442}Get your kicks in!
{19443}{19520}No, wait.|Enough. Enough.
{19521}{19578}Come on.|Out. Out.
{19579}{19631}Come on. Out.
{19858}{19911}- Tape.|- What?
{19934}{19966}Hurry up!
{19966}{20010}Where's your tape?
{20011}{20054}Where's your tape|for the cameras?
{20054}{20118}- I haven't got one!|- Don't muck around!
{20119}{20180}- Where's the tape?|- It's 'round the back.
{20181}{20230}- Round the back here?|- Yes.
{20466}{20540}- Clerk: I'll take a check.|- Be quiet, you slag!
{20633}{20691}Where was you|when this was going on?
{20692}{20736}- What was you doing?|- This guy--
{20737}{20800}- Who bashed up the shopkeeper?|- Well, Dom did.
{20801}{20870}We're all fucking grasses now.|Sorry, darling. You all right?
{20871}{20938}Is that what we do?|We beat up-- shut up!
{20939}{20987}Do we beat up shopkeepers?|Is that what we do?
{20988}{21033}In Dom's defense,|the guy was very effeminate.
{21034}{21124}- He was a poof.|- Are you joking me?
{21125}{21159}- Ray?|- What?
{21160}{21201}He was very, very busy.
{21202}{21275}Shut up! Take him away,|he's winding me up!
{21276}{21329}Ray: Get out!
{21330}{21379}- Man: He was very busy.|- Shut up!
{21380}{21423}There's no harm done.|We got the tape.
{21424}{21492}Jon, get here! Jude, get over there!|Get away from them mugs!
{21493}{21552}Get away! Get over there!
{21574}{21620}It's all right, mate.
{21650}{21701}See this? Do you understand|the implications of this?
{21702}{21769}I can get 15 years! Me!|I can get 15 years
{21769}{21813}if the Old Bill|got hold of that!
{21814}{21856}It was only Jon going in|and getting it
{21857}{21903}that saves me|getting 15 years.
{21904}{21973}You're on the firm, Jon.|You, out!
{21995}{22037}It's good, though,|ain't it?
{22038}{22084}That's all very well, Jon,
{22085}{22140}but a blade ain't really|a very effective weapon
{22141}{22196}when you're up against|someone who's trained
{22197}{22263}in several different kinds|of martial arts.
{22264}{22345}No, really, these hands|are like deadly weapons.
{22345}{22373}( laughter )
{22374}{22438}I can protect myself.|Go on, go for it.
{22439}{22504}Stab me.
{22526}{22545}Ugh!
{22546}{22590}Will it do, that?
{22630}{22684}He stabbed me!
{22685}{22731}He done me in the guts!
{22732}{22757}( laughter )
{22758}{22812}Here, here,|look at his face!
{22946}{23005}Oh, sorry, "Bruce."
{23037}{23111}What do I do, leave it in|or take it out?
{23112}{23199}Here, here, here.|Leave it in and go out.
{23221}{23302}Ray, Dom, take him out.|Take him up the road somewhere,
{23303}{23363}he's bleeding all over|the carpet.
{23364}{23409}It hurts!
{23415}{23451}Alan: Aggh-hh!
{23452}{23503}Here, Jon,|here's your knife back.
{23504}{23573}That is classic, mate.|That is absolutely classic.
{23637}{23722}I booked you an appointment|at the sex clinic.
{23723}{23815}- You might have asked me first.|- It's a brilliant one.
{23816}{23866}Me and Maureen went there|for a long time.
{23867}{23927}Yeah, but Kathy|ain't gonna have that.
{23929}{23969}No, I'm not saying--
{23970}{23997}Alan: Ow-ww!
{23998}{24043}Stay there.
{24044}{24089}Oh, don't leave me.
{24090}{24152}Where are you going?
{24292}{24351}It's...
{24352}{24422}it's really hurting now!
{24423}{24509}Oh!
{24534}{24587}Ooh...
{24588}{24621}Ooh...
{24680}{24707}Ooh..!
{24764}{24827}Gotta find hospital.
{24900}{24966}There's no signal!
{25196}{25250}You got that 500|you owe us?
{25251}{25287}( muffled voice within )
{25288}{25332}What?
{25333}{25379}Wind the window down.
{25380}{25439}Have you got that 500?
{25482}{25511}Ray?
{25512}{25535}What?
{25536}{25598}Geezer owes us 500,|he only got a long un'.
{25599}{25643}- Who is he?|- It's just a muppet.
{25644}{25680}No, gotta have|the money.
{25681}{25737}He wants the 500.
{25796}{25863}Ray, he's adamant.|He ain't got it.
{25864}{25928}- I've gotta have the money.|- But he ain't having it.
{25929}{25954}Get the money.
{25955}{26031}He wants the 500.|He ain't having it, Ray.
{26031}{26098}Bill, go get|that money.
{26149}{26194}Wind the window down.
{26195}{26274}He owes us 500, right?|He's only got 100 on him,
{26275}{26302}and he won't wind|the window down.
{26341}{26407}Wind the window down.
{26408}{26479}Open the window.
{26480}{26532}Bill, open the window.
{26572}{26616}( pounding )
{26774}{26826}He'll keep hitting it|until it breaks.
{26893}{26950}He'll keep hitting it.
{26951}{27006}- ( glass shatters )|- Told you.
{27149}{27194}Have I got|your attention?
{27195}{27249}Yeah, man,|you could say that.
{27265}{27317}You've got to put your mind|to your wedding.
{27318}{27361}Sadie's not gonna|put up with it much longer.
{27362}{27402}- There's not long to go.|- I've got too much on my plate.
{27403}{27478}It's Sadie's job,|and girls can sort that out.
{27479}{27548}I need someone who can organize|something like that.
{27549}{27601}Someone who's good|at organizing--
{27602}{27662}Mark, come here,|I've got a bit of work for you.
{27721}{27758}Mark: What's that?
{27759}{27806}I need you to organize|my wedding.
{27807}{27835}What?
{27836}{27871}I need someone who's good|at organizing weddings.
{27872}{27934}You're good at organizing things.|I need you to do it.
{27935}{27997}Take the car.|Go home and see the girls.
{27998}{28038}- I can't organize a wedding, Ray.|- Talk to Sadie about it
{28039}{28075}and just keep|an eye on it for Ray.
{28076}{28131}Them chat lines, are we getting|a few quid out of them?
{28132}{28180}Do you want|a church wedding, Ray?
{28181}{28238}Whatever she wants.|I'll have whatever she wants.
{28239}{28299}- We should expand.|- So, we'll expand then.
{28300}{28347}Are you Catholic|or Protestant?
{28348}{28394}I'm Jewish. What the fucking|hell does it matter?
{28395}{28470}Just get it done. Away you go.|Take the car.
{28509}{28581}Could it be to do|with something like--
{28582}{28648}I had a bad fall|and I think I might have
{28649}{28692}broken the bone in me cock?
{28693}{28726}Could have.
{28727}{28770}'Cause the thing|what happens is--
{28771}{28850}from the back,|from your spine--
{28850}{28876}Say that's your spine, right?
{28877}{28951}the bone slips forward|up your willy like that.
{28952}{29010}- That's right.|- So, you could break it.
{29010}{29045}So, if I'd have sort of broke|a bit it might not--
{29046}{29093}That's why it|flips about a bit.
{29094}{29137}But it would click|like that.
{29155}{29219}The first thing I need to say,|Kathy, and Ray,
{29220}{29293}is that Ray's impotence|is entirely normal.
{29294}{29360}It's very common for men|to have impotence.
{29361}{29444}But quite often,|the woman feels rejected
{29445}{29487}and they feel|it's something personal.
{29488}{29551}- Is that how you feel, Kathy?|- Well, yeah, I do.
{29552}{29637}Part of me feels that|it's probably my fault.
{29638}{29689}Oh, don't be silly.|Of course it's not your fault.
{29690}{29741}I've put on a bit of weight|over the last couple of years.
{29742}{29801}- Kathy, don't be silly.|- Well, I don't know.
{29802}{29861}I still love you. If I went bald|would you love me?
{29862}{29899}Well, yeah.
{29900}{29960}So, don't be silly.
{29961}{30019}You just don't know, do you?
{30020}{30075}Therapist: Ray, can you|masturbate?
{30090}{30149}- Beg your pardon?|- Do you masturbate?
{30150}{30205}Are you able to get an erection|when you masturbate?
{30206}{30257}- I don't masturbate, mate.|- No, you do.
{30258}{30328}- No, I don't.|- Of course you do.
{30329}{30410}There was that one time|you reckon you caught me out.
{30411}{30466}But you wouldn't be normal|if you didn't.
{30467}{30512}I don't then and I'm abnormal.
{30513}{30577}You feel ashamed about|masturbation, don't you, Ray?
{30578}{30637}Have you got a thing|about this, or what?
{30638}{30692}No, I don't feel ashamed|about masturbation,
{30693}{30744}'cause I don't masturbate.|And if you don't mind
{30745}{30801}using that type of language|in front of my missus, please.
{30802}{30859}Therapist: Masturbation's|an entirely normal thing, Ray.
{30860}{30917}Well, it might be for you,|but it's not for me.
{30918}{30991}This is what I mean.|This is what it's like all the time.
{30992}{31039}If we try and talk|about anything
{31040}{31085}he goes back to being|like a 16-year-old.
{31085}{31136}- Don't be silly.|- You do, though.
{31137}{31160}No, I don't.
{31161}{31197}I can't believe you hit him.
{31197}{31240}I am not having anyone talk|like that in front of you.
{31241}{31279}I give him a little slap.|That was it.
{31280}{31310}So, how'd it go then?
{31311}{31364}He reckons it's down to stress|due to the work.
{31365}{31413}Maureen: That's not bad.
{31413}{31475}I'll tell you another thing,|I'm never going back to him again.
{31476}{31533}You've got to give it time.|You've gotta go a few times.
{31534}{31575}It's not gonna just work|straight away.
{31576}{31625}You need a good few sessions.|I'll tell you what,
{31626}{31684}you ought to get a bit kinky.|Do you like domination?
{31685}{31745}We like that, don't we?|You need to dress up for him.
{31746}{31790}Why don't you go up west,|look aound the sex shops
{31791}{31881}and get a few toys?|What about handcuffs?
{31882}{31934}Maureen: What you need to do|is try different things.
{31935}{32000}Have you tried inserting things|into Ray? He might like it.
{32001}{32042}Like a cucumber,|or something like that.
{32043}{32101}- Oh, leave it out.|- You've gotta use toys.
{32101}{32174}Spice it up a bit.|Use some food, use the honey,
{32175}{32224}experiment a little bit|and don't be shy.
{32225}{32296}I mean, it was just like|watching a gangster film.
{32297}{32358}All that "love interest."|It gets in the way.
{32359}{32416}All the time you're watching it,|you can tell
{32417}{32487}the woman is going to|fuck it all up in the end.
{32488}{32556}And that's the thing|about women--
{32557}{32620}you never know|what's going on in their minds.
{32621}{32701}You know, I feel I've got to|get away from London,
{32702}{32774}and, I don't know,|become a farmer.
{32775}{32820}- What?|- Out in the country, you know?
{32821}{32863}Become a farmer,|or just...
{32864}{32926}enjoy the land.|Enjoy England.
{32927}{33016}This is my gaff.|This is my England.
{33016}{33065}And I want to enjoy that.
{33066}{33160}I'll trust you with this.|You keep this to yourself,
{33160}{33248}but I kind of feel soft,|you know?
{33249}{33302}You feel soft?
{33303}{33354}Listen, babe,
{33355}{33408}remember when I first met you,|that night at King's Head?
{33408}{33428}Yeah, I know.
{33428}{33475}That's the man|I fell in love with.
{33476}{33528}Yeah, but I don't enjoy|fighting anymore.
{33529}{33600}You had power. You were strong.|You made decisions.
{33600}{33639}That's who I love.
{33640}{33693}I don't love|Ray the gentle giant, do I?
{33694}{33758}I love Ray the tough man.
{33762}{33818}Yeah, well, um--
{33819}{33851}I don't know what|I'm talking about.
{33852}{33912}I'm just talking bollocks.
{33936}{33966}- You all right?|- Yeah.
{33967}{33998}Come on.|Let's have a walk.
{34023}{34075}So, just as soon as|I'm about to come...
{34101}{34156}you turn into|the cabin boy.
{34201}{34253}That dream don't mean|you're gay!
{34254}{34308}I mean, you know,|that's stupid.
{34309}{34356}It must mean something,|mustn't it?
{34356}{34420}I think it's all part|of the stress, that's all.
{34421}{34492}Come on, let's see|how "big bad wolf" is.
{34493}{34556}- Oh, please, Kathy.|- You never know.
{34557}{34606}What's the matter with you?|Don't give up so quick.
{34607}{34656}Leave it!|It's hurting!
{34657}{34696}I don't think that hurts!
{34697}{34787}What are you doing?|You trying to pull it off?
{34788}{34816}No, I just got to put|some life into it.
{34817}{34864}Ain't I, Ray?|That's all.
{34865}{34908}I'm going out to a meeting.
{34909}{34958}That's part of the problem,|isn't it, mate?
{34959}{35013}Do you know what I mean?|When we get down to it,
{35014}{35091}you go off to work, and that's|where all the stress comes from.
{35092}{35167}I'm going to end up barren.
{35168}{35218}Go on, yeah, fuck off to work.|I'll stay here.
{35219}{35263}I've got no children|to look after, have I?
{35264}{35319}I might as well stay in bed|all day eating chocolates.
{35391}{35430}You're absolutely right,|this is not one of ours.
{35431}{35483}- I'm right, ain't I?|- Yeah, it's not our machine.
{35484}{35553}Where are the other three?|Where's our three gone?
{35554}{35587}Don't know.
{35656}{35711}- Do you want a pint?|- I'd love one.
{35712}{35759}Two pints and a packet|of salted nuts, please.
{35759}{35818}What's the problem|with the machine?
{35819}{35889}Yeah, all right.|I'm coming down.
{35890}{35966}Well, whose poxy machine is it?|Whose is it?
{35967}{36034}To be honest, it looks like|one of Sean's. Yeah.
{36035}{36110}But worse still--|our three have gone.
{36111}{36172}Who's there with you?|What's that noise?
{36173}{36221}Jude? Jude!
{36240}{36272}( banging )
{36273}{36327}Jude, what's the noise?
{36328}{36378}- Oi, Ray!|- What?
{36379}{36468}Put that back.|You'll get four years for that.
{36469}{36500}Jude, can you hear me?
{36501}{36604}Well, uh--|I think Jonny's--
{36631}{36694}Can't I have a day off?
{36695}{36738}What's going on there?
{36859}{36927}You know we've got|57 sex shops, right?
{36928}{37003}And I am the enforcer.|I mean, I enforce.
{37004}{37075}You've seen me.|How many times do I come in here?
{37076}{37123}Four?
{37123}{37190}Yeah, four, five times a week.|Well, when we do the rounds.
{37191}{37276}I am both feared|and revered.
{37277}{37310}If you know what--|at the same time.
{37311}{37377}It's sort of a mutual sort|of respect, admiration--
{37378}{37458}Oi, shut up.|Go and make me a cup of tea.
{37459}{37488}( phone ringing )
{37489}{37546}Do Dom and Ray want one?
{37547}{37622}Don't ask me. Hop it.|Ask them yourself.
{37622}{37656}Alan: Sugar?
{37657}{37693}One.
{37694}{37764}Now, this is what it would|look like if you were angry.
{37765}{37831}- If you were working properly.|- But it wouldn't look like that.
{37832}{37887}- Why not?|- Because it's black!
{37888}{37977}Forget that. Just act like|this strap-on is you.
{37978}{38039}It's an extension|of your manhood, all right?
{38040}{38086}- All right.|- Then--
{38086}{38151}this is Kathy.
{38152}{38240}You've got that wrong now.|Psychologically, it's all wrong.
{38241}{38304}Kathy ain't got all joins|all over her and things.
{38337}{38394}Fucking poxy phones.|Poxy phones.
{38441}{38481}Recording: "Please leave|your message after the tone."
{38482}{38507}( beep )
{38508}{38549}Dominic--
{38550}{38622}I don't know where you are|or what you're doing,
{38623}{38684}but turn your phone on!
{38685}{38721}Mug!
{38722}{38779}Just blow harder.|Go on.
{38796}{38872}No, it's no good, mate.|Kathy's dead.
{38873}{38930}Do you want a cup of tea?
{38930}{38966}Oh, sorry.
{38967}{39001}Alan!
{39030}{39077}Dom: It ain't|how it seemed, mate.
{39090}{39151}Ray: You've fucking had it!
{39180}{39241}Who's piece of shit|is that? Whose is it?
{39242}{39297}That's Sean's machine,|but I think Jonny's--
{39298}{39365}Hold on.|What's it fucking doing in here?
{39366}{39409}- Jonny's taking care of it.|- What's it doing in here, Tom?
{39410}{39446}I don't know.|They just come and took--
{39446}{39528}- Who? Who took it?|- I'm not sure.
{39529}{39611}- Where's our machines?|- They took it, mate.
{39633}{39678}What's this piece of shit|doing here?
{39679}{39739}If I come in here and find|these machines in here again,
{39740}{39793}I'll blow this gaff up with you|and your old woman in it.
{39794}{39834}You done the right thing, Jon.|Did you smash this up?
{39835}{39881}Fucking good job.
{39899}{39942}That's about right-- "Mug."
{39943}{40010}You've always been a mug|and you always will be a mug, mug.
{40011}{40053}Don't treat me like a mug.
{40104}{40142}Right.
{40176}{40279}This is a question for Dom,|Fat Alan and Bill.
{40317}{40386}What is the use|of having a mobile phone
{40387}{40425}if it ain't switched on?
{40457}{40508}Well, Ray switched|our one off.
{40509}{40572}Oh, maybe you're right, Ray--|My Kathy always says that.
{40603}{40645}Oh...
{40682}{40728}Jude?
{40729}{40799}Go and see that little firm|in South London.
{40800}{40836}Tell them not to put|their machines on our plots.
{40837}{40888}Take Jon with you.
{40909}{40951}( sighing )
{40973}{41016}Who is South London?
{41064}{41134}" I wish I was a spaceman "
{41135}{41205}" The fastest guy alive "
{41206}{41280}" I'd fly you|around the universe "
{41281}{41358}" In Fireball XL-5 "
{41359}{41432}" Way out in space together "
{41433}{41510}" Conquerors of the sky "
{41511}{41585}" My heart would be|a fireball "
{41609}{41656}" A fireball "
{41677}{41797}" Every time I gazed|into your starry eyes "
{41823}{41894}" We'd take a path|to Jupiter "
{41895}{41968}" And maybe very soon "
{41969}{42041}" We'd cruise along|the Milky Way "
{42042}{42115}" And land upon the moon "
{42117}{42188}" The wonderland|of stardust "
{42189}{42264}" We'll zoom our way|to Mars "
{42265}{42352}" My heart would be|a fireball "
{42367}{42432}" A fireball "
{42433}{42567}" 'Cause you would be|my Venus of the stars. "
{42609}{42667}Thank you, London!
{42668}{42763}I mean, the piss was well|and truly taken.
{42764}{42802}Jude: You don't want Ray|on your back.
{42803}{42841}No, I don't want Ray|on my back, but I've gotta say,
{42842}{42908}I loved that "Mug" touch.|Was that you?
{42932}{42988}- It was Jonny.|- Jonny?
{42988}{43030}Oh, you're right, Jude,|I've been a naughty boy
{43031}{43082}and I apologize about putting|our machines into your pubs
{43083}{43152}so tell Ray I'm sorry, okay?
{43152}{43237}I think he fancies me, boss,|because he can't stop staring.
{43238}{43320}What's your name again?|"Jonifer"?
{43331}{43366}Sorry, Taff.
{43367}{43433}I didn't mean|to make you feel sheepish.
{43434}{43507}Sean: Now, now, now, girls.|Less of that.
{43508}{43549}We're all friends here.
{43566}{43619}But--
{43620}{43693}I've gotta say it's good|to keep Ray on his toes a bit,
{43694}{43746}Because he's getting on.|He's a big, old teddy bear.
{43747}{43789}Jon: Wait a minute,|four eyes.
{43806}{43845}I think you're wrong|to say that, actually.
{43846}{43927}I don't think Ray's getting|flabby upstairs at all. No.
{43928}{43994}He's still very sharp.|Sharper than ever. He's a tiger.
{44154}{44190}Alan.
{44220}{44281}Anything these boys want:|pink champagne, Hennessey,
{44282}{44324}Exxo, the works.|Whatever, yeah?
{44325}{44372}- Cheers, Sean.|- Mi casa, su casa, Jude.
{44372}{44415}- A pleasure, mate, lovely.|- Yeah, good to see you.
{44416}{44456}Jonny.
{44494}{44540}Pink champagne.
{44557}{44659}That's nice. It's quite sweeter.|It's not normally.
{44660}{44701}Shut up a minute.|Listen to me.
{44702}{44802}Don't ever, ever interrupt me|in that situation again.
{44803}{44846}No one cares|what you have to think
{44847}{44889}or say in that situation,|all right?
{44890}{44949}If Ray had been here|he'd have ripped your head off.
{44950}{45002}Yeah, I know,|but I thought--
{45003}{45077}No. No nothing.|I'm Ray's relative.
{45078}{45115}I speak for Ray|in that situation.
{45116}{45180}You don't offer|a word, okay?
{45181}{45233}- Okay?|- Yeah, all right.
{45234}{45280}Sorry.
{45401}{45454}Come on.|It's all right.
{45498}{45549}Here, do you want a line?
{45564}{45627}- Yeah, are you holding?|- Yeah. Come on.
{45657}{45714}Watch.
{45715}{45789}I'm not being ridiculous.|I'm leaving the show.
{45790}{45842}You can't leave the show.
{45843}{45888}We've taken this show|to the top of the ratings.
{45889}{45930}Where does that leave me|if you leave?
{45931}{45972}Shut up.|I wanna get married.
{45973}{46013}I wanna move on.|I wanna leave the show.
{46014}{46060}You can't out.|You're optioned for two series.
{46061}{46118}- It's just not possible.|- I can make it possible.
{46119}{46194}I know what this is about.|It's about gangster number one.
{46195}{46238}- Just shut your mouth.|- Is he threatening you?
{46239}{46325}- Is he jealous?|- Just go! Piss off!
{46326}{46392}Listen, if I wanna leave|the show I can leave the show.
{46393}{46443}There's nothing you can|do about it, all right?
{46848}{46901}I'll tell you, you won't|believe this, Trevor.
{46902}{46945}Brixton crew got this shitty|little car
{46946}{46988}parked out Breedenton Court,
{46989}{47070}and it's got about|four kilos of coke in it.
{47071}{47117}- Can you believe it?|- What's wrong with that?
{47118}{47222}It's stupid. It's in a car.|Somebody can steal a car.
{47222}{47281}It makes perfect sense,|anything happens they can get away.
{47282}{47350}But they should keep it|in a warehouse. It's safer there.
{47350}{47405}Somebody--|especially outside that estate,
{47406}{47447}somebody'll nick|the bloody car, won't they?
{47448}{47498}What's it safe about it|in a warehouse then?
{47499}{47555}You can't steal|a warehouse, can you, Trev?
{47556}{47623}It's heavy, it's big,|it's stuck to the bloody ground.
{47624}{47674}You can get in|and rob it, can't you?
{47743}{47791}Matthew: You've got frothier|piss than I have.
{47898}{47951}( Dom grunting )
{47982}{48044}- Can you see anyone, darling?|- No, not yet, Dom.
{48078}{48120}What are you gonna say|after this, babe?
{48121}{48179}- Thank you.|- Thank you what?
{48180}{48236}Thank you, Sir Galahad, for putting|your sword in my scabbard.
{48251}{48307}( Dom grunting )
{48308}{48346}Oh, lovely.
{48347}{48410}Anything?
{48428}{48493}No, not a thing.
{48494}{48547}You're mad.
{48674}{48729}Talk Italian, babe.|Talk Italian.
{48730}{48829}Come sta? Molto bene.|Molto, molto bene!
{48830}{48873}That's done it, babe.
{48874}{48952}( groaning )
{48953}{48983}Oh, babe...
{48984}{49061}Oh, wash yourself up quick,|"Star Trek" is on.
{49090}{49159}I was the only one|doing anything.
{49160}{49211}I couldn't believe it.
{49212}{49260}I mean, these people,
{49262}{49320}they're supposed to be|real players.
{49349}{49411}Yet no one seemed to do|any fucking business.
{49434}{49490}See, I'm quite good|with a gun, ain't I, Bill?
{49491}{49556}- Should give me one.|- Oh, yeah. No chance.
{49628}{49699}The thing with oral sex is,|you've got to get your head into it,
{49700}{49748}and you've got to get|Kathy's head into it.
{49749}{49836}That's the whole point.|Hence the demonstration.
{49877}{49956}Look at that, Ray.|You've gotta admit, that's a peach.
{49957}{50032}No, it isn't a peach, is it?|It's a bloody cucumber.
{50033}{50092}If my Kath thought I was here|at 2:00 in the afternoon
{50093}{50142}getting a fruit and veg show,|she'd bloody kill me.
{50143}{50203}I'm going home, mate.|This is perverse.
{50204}{50263}So, while everyone was busy|poncing about,
{50264}{50327}I thought I'd go to work.
{50368}{50428}I went painting|and decorating.
{50429}{50477}( spraying )
{50529}{50588}'Cause really it is about|taking decisive action
{50589}{50655}early on, you know,|in any conflict, ain't it?
{50656}{50692}Yeah.
{50693}{50767}With the Argentinean ship workers,|or whatever they was,
{50768}{50838}when they landed,|if we sorted them out early on,
{50839}{50960}then the whole invasion|could have been...
{50961}{51008}- Avoided.|- Yeah.
{51913}{52000}I told you, Nula,|put it in a disabled space!
{52001}{52068}You bring it all the way here,|this is bound to fucking happen.
{52069}{52129}I couldn't today, Matt.|He was taking the trolleys.
{52130}{52195}It's halfway up the world|and it's bound to happen!
{52196}{52242}Might as well walk there|parking it up here!
{52243}{52286}But he was putting|the trolleys away.
{52287}{52352}You're fucking hopeless!|There's room down there!
{52353}{52454}- She's copping it all.|- "Oh, no, my beautiful car."
{52455}{52526}You bring it all the way here,|four miles from the shop!
{52527}{52575}This is bound to fucking happen,|ain't it?
{52576}{52663}I couldn't, Matt,|they were taking the trolleys.
{52664}{52714}They was taking the trolleys.|I couldn't.
{52715}{52771}Shut up!
{52861}{52923}I can't believe watching me|and Maureen didn't turn you on.
{52924}{52983}No, it's funny that. I'm sure|it was a beautiful thing.
{52984}{53037}It just didn't|do nothing for me.
{53038}{53069}It's a fair one,|I suppose,
{53070}{53119}but this stuff|we've got here, right?
{53120}{53175}What you should do|is put it all on
{53176}{53231}and then wait|for Kathy to come home,
{53232}{53292}and give her a right|big surprise.
{53314}{53346}Ray?
{53363}{53405}I'm back.
{53406}{53470}The poxy place|was shut.
{53471}{53517}( garbled voice within )
{53616}{53636}Oh--!
{53637}{53680}( garbled voice )
{53681}{53715}Kathy, it's me!
{53716}{53754}You dirty perv!
{53785}{53824}No! Stop!
{53825}{53899}- Honey plums, it's me!|- Oh, you prat!
{53945}{53992}Leave it out, Kath.
{54127}{54176}Whoa, whoa,|hold on a minute.
{54237}{54299}I've just come here|to see Jonny, yeah?
{54300}{54362}- Jonny ain't here.|- Jonny is in there.
{54363}{54405}I know Johnny's in there.|I know where he is.
{54406}{54458}- Trev, Jonny ain't here.|- Trev?
{54459}{54541}I wanna see Jonny.|Go and get Jonny for me now.
{54542}{54612}- It ain't done like this, mate.|- He just said he ain't here.
{54613}{54671}He knows I'm coming.|Go and get him.
{54672}{54702}Jonny ain't here.
{54703}{54755}All right then, get the boss.|Get the Dalai Lama.
{54756}{54808}Get Ray out here.|Let me have a word with him.
{54839}{54909}Jonny, he's embarrassed me|in front of my family. Right?
{54910}{54962}He's messed my car up.|He's made a fool of me.
{54963}{55063}I just want him out here.|Nothing to do with our teams.
{55064}{55113}I just want him out here|on his own,
{55114}{55204}and I want to spread him|like margarine over that street.
{55205}{55244}Well, go and get him!
{55245}{55318}I've got no argument with you.
{55319}{55369}I'll go get someone.
{55370}{55407}You gonna have|a row with me?
{55408}{55455}I've got|no row with you, Ray.
{55455}{55503}I just want to see Jonny.
{55504}{55553}Trevor, sort him out.|It's gonna go off.
{55554}{55580}I just wanna see him.
{55581}{55634}Very well, thanks, Ray.|Very well.
{55702}{55754}Ray: How do you like that?
{55795}{55852}All right then.|Taxi!
{55853}{55906}- Ray: Go and get a cab.|- Taxi!
{55907}{55980}- I'll see you later, Trev.|- Cheers, Ray.
{56012}{56056}Taxi!
{56057}{56126}And there in front of everyone|is an iced swan,
{56127}{56200}which obviously|represents monogamy, okay?
{56201}{56266}So then obviously people gasp.|They turn to the bride,
{56266}{56346}and there she has|a wonderful diamond tiara.
{56347}{56430}Sparkling almost, you know,|almost ice, like the swan.
{56431}{56470}And then all of a sudden|they look down at the bride.
{56471}{56530}They gasp again.|So we've got three gasps.
{56531}{56573}It's going to be|absolutely fantastic.
{56574}{56612}So it's so important|that I have you
{56613}{56678}in a beautiful|diamond tiara, okay?
{56679}{56721}So, it's very important.
{56722}{56758}So what do we want|and what does she need?
{56759}{56815}- Women: Diamonds.|- No, it's really important.
{56816}{56857}What do we want?|What does she need?
{56858}{56927}- Diamonds!|- Diamonds, absolutely.
{56928}{56982}Yeah, the diamond heist|went ahead,
{56982}{57074}but I opted out, because Ray|wanted everyone to dress up
{57074}{57191}and there's no way I am gonna be|made to dress up like an idiot.
{57192}{57245}Whose poxy idea was it|for her to have
{57246}{57313}half a million pounds|worth of tiara, stupid?
{57314}{57382}What Sadie wants, Sadie gets, Ray.|You won't regret it.
{57383}{57461}He's off in the cool,|this 'un.
{57462}{57521}- Who trumped?|- I thought it was you.
{57534}{57577}- Ray.|- Yeah, what?
{57578}{57634}Look what I got|from the sex clinic.
{57635}{57685}- What is it?|- Viagra.
{57686}{57732}- What, the real stuff?|- It's the real stuff.
{57733}{57785}- You take them, do you?|- All the time.
{57786}{57835}And it does the job?|Get one over here.
{57836}{57877}There you go.|One of these--
{57878}{57952}and for five hours|strong like wood.
{57953}{57998}- Give me another one.|- All right, mate.
{57999}{58085}- Like Lawrence of Arabia.|- You want one?
{58086}{58146}Like Lawrence of Arabia|before the little boy.
{58147}{58170}( laughter )
{58171}{58230}- Let me give one to Alan.|- Pass them around.
{58231}{58283}Nothing's happening.
{58284}{58332}No, it takes about half an hour|and then it clicks in.
{58333}{58389}Can I have your attention|please, everybody?
{58390}{58445}The sheik has arrived.|I don't want nobody
{58445}{58500}to look him in the eye,|because it's deemed unlucky
{58501}{58545}in the Middle East, so I want you|to turn your backs.
{58546}{58599}Turn your backs.|You're not worthy of him.
{58600}{58676}Come on. And you.|Turn your back. Everyone.
{58677}{58762}Sheik, your--|Oi! Ah-ah! Turn!
{58763}{58809}I feel like my head's|got the horn.
{58809}{58856}Sheik, your room is ready, sir.
{58857}{58910}- Alaikum-salaam.|- Shaleem, donner kebab.
{58911}{58957}And if you feel the sheik's|presence in the hotel
{58957}{59024}you turn your back.|Do you understand?
{59025}{59061}You're not worthy.
{59062}{59110}I'll get the photographer,|but I always need pictures.
{59111}{59146}That's what the readers want.|They want pictures, pictures...
{59147}{59190}- We can do pictures?|- Yeah.
{59191}{59229}We'll give you anything|you want,
{59230}{59273}but you've got to give us|that front page.
{59274}{59310}You get them together,|I'll get the photographer.
{59338}{59378}- Mr. Kloudermanns?|- Yes, indeed.
{59379}{59448}Mark. Pleased to meet you.|Nice to put a face with the fax.
{59449}{59485}Please call me Will.
{59486}{59545}Did you bring|the Gagarin pear?
{59545}{59584}I have it here.
{59585}{59635}- Is it working?|- What do you think?
{59636}{59688}I feel like Saturn 5.|I'm ready to take off.
{59726}{59767}They're always so dynamic.
{59768}{59831}Very, sort of,|cut and thrust.
{59832}{59940}Mr. Kloudermanns,|this is Sheik Yakouri.
{59941}{60005}I'm so excited.|I've been up all morning.
{60006}{60048}- Your Highness.|- Take a pew.
{60049}{60097}- Is this the merchandise?|- It is, indeed.
{60098}{60136}Right, let's have a look.
{60137}{60190}Would you like a nice|cup of coffee?
{60191}{60250}- Coffee would be good.|- Omar, coffee, please.
{60251}{60308}- How do you take it?|- Oh, they're fantastic.
{60309}{60356}Look, these are the Gagarin--
{60357}{60404}Would you like some coffee?|Coffee's hot.
{60405}{60448}Coffee would be fine,|thank you very much.
{60449}{60516}- Perhaps you'd like cream?|- No, thank you. No cream.
{60517}{60560}Black.
{60590}{60648}What sort of value|would they be?
{60649}{60776}Here you would be looking|at say, ��750,000.
{60777}{60833}I'm getting so excited.
{60834}{60858}Whew.
{60859}{60907}And is that|what we're looking for?
{60958}{61009}Okay, chaps, take him over|the chaise lounge,
{61010}{61056}and tie him up.
{61056}{61100}- Right!|- No!
{61100}{61163}Please, don't hurt me.
{61164}{61207}I've got money.
{61208}{61254}Have him over, Bill.
{61255}{61303}It is not necessary|to tie me,
{61304}{61368}but be gentle|and use lubricant.
{61369}{61432}What did he say?
{61433}{61470}Easy on.
{61471}{61519}You ain't another|back door merchant, are you?
{61520}{61569}Thanks for coming down|on your break. Don't be angry.
{61570}{61652}I just want to say,|I'm sorry.
{61652}{61730}I've been horrible to you.|Really horrible.
{61756}{61803}Let me show you something.|Come here.
{61804}{61880}Look at this.|Look at all of that.
{61881}{61963}That whole studio is now|"Rural Widows." That's us.
{61964}{62024}Oh, excellent. Yes!|Great.
{62025}{62062}Brilliant.
{62132}{62195}Yeah? I apologize.|Do you accept that?
{62196}{62264}Yeah, I do.|Don't get too familiar.
{62265}{62313}- Get your hands off me.|- Okay. I'm sorry.
{62344}{62389}Jon: I'm gonna get|South London's coke
{62390}{62431}out of the back|of that car.
{62432}{62492}We got the information,|let's act on it.
{62493}{62586}If we cause a war, so what?|War's good.
{62587}{62635}Take the Falklands,|do you know what I mean?
{62665}{62713}Jon: We was invaded.
{62732}{62784}And we said,|"No, we're not having that."
{62785}{62827}Just weren't gonna have it.|So we got a task force together,
{62828}{62891}and went down there|thousands of miles away,
{62892}{62927}freezing cold,
{62928}{62989}outnumbered I think,|six to one I think it was,
{62990}{63058}did the business.|Did the job. Got it back.
{63059}{63156}And it took a war to make|this country great again.
{63219}{63288}Oh, no, here's George.|All right, Georgia?
{63335}{63407}( laughing )|I'm just checking me windows.
{63408}{63463}Ray: Thank you, Viagra.|Right.
{63464}{63523}Think of me as the sword
{63524}{63580}and you as the scabbard.|Okay?
{63581}{63631}I don't know where|you get these ideas from.
{63632}{63675}Right, come on, babe,|talk Italian to me.
{63675}{63743}- I don't know any Italian.|- Yes, you do. Go on.
{63743}{63832}- Giorgio Armani.|- Oh, that's lovely.
{63833}{63879}Christian Dior.
{63879}{63916}Oh--!
{63917}{63996}And the other one--|oh, Vidal Sassoon.
{63997}{64073}Oh, baby!|Is he Italian?
{64074}{64119}I don't know.
{64120}{64196}" Your kisses|lift me higher "
{64197}{64270}" Like the sweet song|of the choir "
{64271}{64336}" And you light|my morning sky "
{64337}{64397}" With your burning love "
{64447}{64491}" It's coming closer "
{64492}{64565}" The flames are now|licking my body "
{64617}{64657}" Won't you help me? "
{64658}{64720}" I feel like|I'm slipping away "
{64778}{64822}" It's hard to breathe "
{64823}{64898}" My chest is a-heaving "
{64899}{64942}" Heaving, heaving, heaving "
{64943}{65042}" Lord have mercy,|I'm burning the whole day "
{65107}{65179}" Your kisses|lift me higher "
{65180}{65245}" Like the sweet song|of the choir "
{65268}{65328}" And you light|my morning sky "
{65329}{65370}" With your burning love "
{65370}{65437}- I love you, honey.|- " With your burning-- "
{65438}{65485}" I'm just a hunka hunka|burning love "
{65512}{65586}" I'm just a hunka hunka|burning love "
{65587}{65656}" I'm just a hunka hunka|burning love "
{65682}{65752}" I'm just a hunka hunka|burning love "
{65752}{65829}" I'm just a hunka hunka|burning love "
{65830}{65910}" I'm just a hunka hunka|burning love "
{65952}{66002}- That's it then.|- Yeah, that's the one.
{66003}{66038}Definitely.
{66040}{66104}The car in front|is a Toyota.
{66105}{66165}- It is.|- Go on then.
{66166}{66210}What are you gonna do?
{66211}{66251}Watch.
{66535}{66604}Excuse me?|You couldn't tell me the way
{66605}{66657}to the nearest police station,|could you?
{66658}{66703}We look like|tourist information?
{66704}{66754}Get out, you freak.
{66755}{66805}- What?|- Fuck off, mate!
{66806}{66866}All right.
{66867}{66915}Man: Can you believe|that wanker?
{66916}{66985}Coming and,|"Can we have directions? "
{66986}{67010}( laughing )
{68081}{68139}What's this?
{68140}{68204}- What?|- Shut up!
{68205}{68248}I'm going to tell you|about me now.
{68249}{68290}Me for a change,|all right?
{68291}{68357}About me.|Not a-fucking-bout you.
{68358}{68425}I've done some terrible things|in my life I ain't proud of.
{68426}{68475}I've done things|for love and for honor,
{68476}{68524}for people I love, right?
{68525}{68587}See this shit|in this fucking rag?
{68588}{68653}You mugged me off!|Mugged me off!
{68678}{68729}Made me look|a fucking mug!
{68730}{68770}Babe...?
{69102}{69146}( chuckling )
{69169}{69216}Jon: I fucking|don't believe it.
{69370}{69422}I'm fucking shaking.
{69524}{69573}Listen, you know what?
{69574}{69601}What?
{69602}{69654}We gotta make sure|this is just between me and you.
{69655}{69699}Listen to me.|Seriously now,
{69700}{69757}we got to make sure|this is just between me and you.
{69758}{69808}Yeah. Yeah, yeah.|Fucking right!
{69809}{69892}- No one else. I mean, no one.|- Have some of that.
{69938}{69986}Sean: I like what you've done|with this place, it's lovely.
{69987}{70085}It's kind of... distressed.
{70130}{70184}It's a bit like me really--|distressed. Minty.
{70185}{70221}Tight lipped.|Pissed off.
{70222}{70325}South London--|I'll shit 'em.
{70326}{70384}Sean: Got half the mechanicals|in Brixton breathing down my neck.
{70406}{70459}Geezers I'm supposed|to be protecting,
{70460}{70510}that pay me|to look after them.
{70511}{70560}Two of them got gatted.
{70561}{70624}And my cocaine got stolen.|My own Percy.
{70625}{70678}Out of my back pocket,|bosh--
{70679}{70727}someone had it on their toes|with my fucking cocaine.
{70750}{70804}I'm not a happy bunny, Ray.
{70895}{70958}I don't know what to say|to these fellas!
{70959}{71005}For fuck's sake.
{71030}{71075}You dirty mug.
{71076}{71133}Now, a little birdie told me,|in fact I know--
{71182}{71272}that one of your crew here,|one of your boys...
{71273}{71308}nicked it.
{71337}{71383}And I know who it was.
{71415}{71488}It was your new|boy wonder, Jonny, here.
{71536}{71605}Now, do I have|your word, Ray,
{71605}{71685}that you didn't|nick my cocaine?
{71686}{71734}Jon, did you nick|his powder?
{71735}{71766}Of course not.
{71767}{71811}No.
{71812}{71852}On your life?
{71853}{71897}Yes.
{71928}{71991}And that is your word,|is it, Ray?
{72025}{72095}Ray: Yes.
{72139}{72207}Bollocks.|Hold that, mate.
{72208}{72236}Ray: Sean.
{72237}{72308}Sean, don't be|like that.
{72364}{72449}Bill, go and sort him out|a case of champagne.
{72450}{72504}Alan, do something.|Make yourself busy.
{72505}{72556}Come on, Fats.
{72639}{72700}You didn't take his powder,|did you?
{72701}{72749}Of course not.
{73260}{73331}All right, me brudder.|What's up, sta?
{73332}{73409}Man: I'm not your brother|and I'm not sta.
{73410}{73480}What's been going on here then?|It's like fucking beer garden.
{73481}{73546}- Been drinking Red Stripe?|- Yeah, cut the crap.
{73547}{73599}Two of mine are dead.
{73600}{73640}My coke's missing.
{73641}{73703}What are you gonna do about it?|What am I paying you for?
{73704}{73764}How long have I known you?|Two years, yeah?
{73765}{73819}Nothing like this has ever|happened before, right?
{73820}{73867}Straight up.
{73868}{73918}I'm sorry about your mates|being capped,
{73919}{74000}but I'm going to shit down|a world of pain on these geezers.
{74000}{74035}You want your bugle,|you want your trumpet?
{74036}{74087}It's right here, mate.|Here you are.
{74088}{74192}Here's your trumpet.|There, lovely.
{74193}{74247}And I'll get these boys|for you, all right?
{74248}{74314}- Peace. I'm out.|- You better.
{74315}{74427}I've lost two portions|of cocaine. My cocaine!
{74461}{74515}My credibility is mullered|with the boys from Brixton!
{74516}{74581}Absolutely trashed|because of you.
{74582}{74623}I'm surrounded by doughnuts!|He's got a point!
{74624}{74689}We're supposed to be|looking after him!
{74690}{74754}Now, when I see those|North London boys,
{74755}{74808}I'm gonna rip their heart out|and shit it, right?
{74809}{74855}Now you sort yourself out.
{74856}{74909}And you, open the door|and take me home.
{74910}{74958}Take me home.
{75056}{75130}What is all this, Sean?|Look, all this grief.
{75131}{75195}Ray wants peace.|Northside wants peace.
{75196}{75249}Sean: Quiet. Enough.|Belt up, Bill. Shut up.
{75250}{75314}Put a sock in it, mate.|You're taking libs.
{75315}{75409}You're in my gaff now.|Behave yourself, mind your manners.
{75410}{75487}Now, quite frankly|I'm a little pissed off!
{75513}{75562}Coming here with a case|of champagne saying,
{75563}{75616}"I'm sorry. Ray wants peace"?|Bollocks.
{75653}{75719}I'm down two parcels|of Percy.
{75761}{75876}Yeah, two parcels|of my own cocaine gone. Bosh.
{75930}{75995}You know how I know|you've done it?
{75996}{76027}You've only gone|and signed off!
{76028}{76095}You signed "Mug" on the side|of the car, you doughnuts!
{76148}{76236}And that is why I'm gonna|have to tie you up now.
{76288}{76343}I'm only the driver!
{76343}{76362}( doorbell ringing )
{76506}{76544}Hi, John.
{76545}{76582}Sades, this is|a nice surprise.
{76583}{76646}Yeah. I've got|a present for you.
{76696}{76747}- Hello, John.|- All right, John?
{76801}{76850}Ray: See, this isn't stressful.|This is the good bit.
{76851}{76899}Up here, you.
{76947}{77001}You've broken my nose!
{77002}{77049}Dom: No.|Let's have a look.
{77050}{77085}Do you reckon|that's broken?
{77086}{77120}No.
{77160}{77208}It is now.
{77209}{77258}That was a good one,|wasn't it?
{77259}{77297}John: Not in the face!
{77325}{77398}John, if you ever go|to the papers again,
{77399}{77448}far worse is gonna|happen to you, right?
{77449}{77524}- You'll be dead, bastard.|- Please, not in the face.
{77570}{77611}This is stressing me out.
{77612}{77673}You've got it wrong, mate.|This gets rid of the stress.
{77674}{77737}All of this gets rid|of your violent tendencies.
{77738}{77782}- Really?|- Yeah, really.
{77783}{77828}I'll have another bit, then.
{77829}{77898}- John: Remember the face.|- Excuse me.
{77899}{77941}John: Thank you.
{77942}{77996}- See?|- Yeah, I feel good.
{77997}{78039}- I told ya.|- I feel good.
{78071}{78130}Man: Oh, I think somebody's|seen something.
{78185}{78232}There, Rick.|There's my little Charlotte.
{78233}{78282}She's lovely.|Absolutely lovely.
{78283}{78327}Yeah.|She looks like you.
{78328}{78397}Matthew, make sure|that's done up properly.
{78398}{78473}That is the legendary Bill,|ex-Special Forces.
{78474}{78531}Might have a gun up his ass,|mightn't he?
{78532}{78589}Tight enough for you, is it?
{78590}{78642}Turn him around.
{78643}{78697}Look at the state|of you, Alan.
{78698}{78739}Why do they call you|"Fat Alan," eh?
{78740}{78808}Have you farted?
{78809}{78860}Dirty sod.
{78861}{78907}You're a smelly tubby,|aren't you?
{78908}{78967}What's this, a six pack|or a party of seven?
{79032}{79107}What's that, Fat Alan?|Does that hurt?
{79108}{79161}( Alan groans )
{79162}{79225}Stick your finger in it.
{79259}{79308}Oh-hh!
{79309}{79385}Trevor: Deep, ain't it?|Oh, that's deep.
{79386}{79441}Where's your shotgun now?
{79470}{79532}Where's your shotgun now,|you bastard?
{79561}{79634}It's not up your ass,|is it, Action Man?
{79674}{79748}Action Man hasn't|got an an ass, has he?
{79749}{79799}He hasn't got a cock
{79800}{79856}and hasn't got|balls either.
{79915}{79972}I'm going to have to|stick this in your behind
{79973}{80051}and shoot you a little|ring piece, Action Man...
{80087}{80121}Woman's voice:|Look around the tree...
{80121}{80201}..and make you cry|and make you wish
{80201}{80273}you were back|in the fucking British Army.
{80353}{80408}Quite frankly,|I'm getting bored.
{80409}{80452}Time will wait|for no man, Trev.
{80453}{80492}Let's get this party|rolling a bit.
{80493}{80529}You know what to do.|Take him to the kitchen.
{80530}{80589}- Oh, and put the kettle on.|- Cup of tea?
{80589}{80624}- Lovely.|- What do you want, Matthew?
{80625}{80701}- Pop.|- Bill! Bill!
{80702}{80788}Haven't you got anything|to say for yourself, young man?
{80817}{80866}Say something!
{80867}{80908}Jesus. Rick!
{81111}{81192}- Have they got any pop?|- No, there's only Ribena.
{81193}{81227}Matthew: I want pop.|Fizzy pop.
{81228}{81298}What's this about you and Sadie|having a row
{81299}{81393}over a poxy story in the paper|that ain't even true?
{81393}{81425}How'd you know|it's a poxy story?
{81426}{81499}Everyone knows that|that lot write rubbish.
{81500}{81547}- That ain't me on the front page.|- I don't care.
{81549}{81603}You've gotta go|and make it up with her.
{81604}{81685}- No, I ain't got to.|- I'm telling you--
{81686}{81756}- I got nothing to be sorry--|- It's true, Ray. It really is.
{81757}{81807}- Shut up.|- Yeah, shut up.
{81808}{81857}That ain't me|on the front page.
{81858}{81914}Listen, she's a diamond.|We all love her.
{81915}{81972}You've got to make it up|with her.
{81973}{82028}You've gotta tell her|that you're sorry!
{82029}{82120}You get out there now|and tell her you're sorry.
{82121}{82170}- You are. I'm telling you!|- That ain't me.
{82171}{82240}I don't give a shit.|Get out there now!
{82241}{82288}Ray: Oh, don't|drive me mad.
{82337}{82389}Look how he's walking...
{82390}{82408}( chuckling )
{82409}{82500}with his tail between his legs,|just like a little puppy dog.
{82534}{82588}( men jeering )
{82637}{82721}- Aw, Trev, he's lovely.|- He's lovely, isn't he?
{82722}{82772}Ain't he got|a shiny coat?
{82773}{82790}( whistling )
{82828}{82879}Sean: Oh, he's lovely.
{82880}{82926}Look at that expression--
{82927}{83013}that little inquisitive thing|in his eyes.
{83014}{83067}Trev, did you|give him the, uh--?
{83068}{83136}Four tabs.|Microdots from Amsterdam.
{83165}{83221}Matthew: Who's a little|trippy doggy?
{83294}{83347}Come here, boy.|Don't be shy.
{83348}{83428}Who's a little|trippy doggy then?
{83429}{83467}Give him some lunch.
{83468}{83503}Is that the one|the breeders recommend?
{83504}{83536}They do.
{83537}{83591}Good, because I wanna|give him the best.
{83592}{83698}I want him to have|a nice shiny coat.
{83760}{83806}Matthew: Oh, man,|that stinks!
{83807}{83839}Trevor: I'm thinking of|entering him for Crufts next year.
{83840}{83908}- Here you are.|- Eat it. Oh, the dirty bastard!
{83909}{83939}Jesus Christ!
{83940}{83988}Trevor: That's gone|all over him.
{83988}{84075}Look at him.|He's chewing it!
{84076}{84111}- Chew it!|- Go on.
{84112}{84176}Eat your dinner.
{84177}{84242}- There's a good boy.|- Eat it properly.
{84243}{84302}- Oh, you dirty dog.|- Right then, Matthew.
{84303}{84377}It's time for the old|marigolds, I think.
{84378}{84455}- Why not, sir?|- Lovely. Off we pop.
{84456}{84521}There you go.|Do mine up proper, man.
{84522}{84581}Don't want to get shit|on me old Boateng.
{84582}{84660}Do you know what I mean?|Right, then.
{84661}{84687}( snapping )
{84688}{84743}Let's go to work.
{84743}{84795}- Should we worm him?|- Lovely.
{84796}{84874}Oh, Taff, I think you'll be|wanting that.
{84875}{84937}- Thank you, boss.|- Off you go.
{84938}{84982}Oh! My God.
{84983}{85049}- Oh, Jesus Christ.|- Bad dog.
{85050}{85113}Bad dog.
{85114}{85188}I've had enough of this.|Boys, upstairs pronto.
{85189}{85249}Turn the bath on.|Let's do Bill first, all right?
{85250}{85307}Come on, soldier.
{85505}{85569}Get him round here.|Drag him along.
{85570}{85633}Come on, soldier boy,|time for your bath.
{85904}{85955}( Bill growling )
{85991}{86045}Ray: Sorry.
{86046}{86091}Oh, it's looking good.
{86091}{86137}Look, he's just like|all the geezers.
{86138}{86197}His bark's worse|than his bite.
{86199}{86233}( growling )
{86387}{86465}- Let's go upstairs.|- Get rid of them first.
{87047}{87088}Out the window!
{87089}{87126}( smashing glass )
{87160}{87205}Shit. Run!
{87343}{87390}( Alan groaning )
{87469}{87540}Woman: Are you all right?
{87618}{87677}- Ray: Looking well, Bill.|- Cheers.
{87854}{87914}How is he?
{87914}{87965}His temperature and pulse rate|are up and down a bit,
{87966}{88022}but his bowel movements|are fine though.
{88022}{88086}- What happened to him?|- Oh, sorry, Ray.
{88087}{88178}They force fed him LSD,|they tortured him,
{88179}{88224}and they threw him|from an upstairs window.
{88225}{88279}Is that all?
{88280}{88333}They fed him|dog food as well.
{88334}{88384}Chunky?
{88440}{88499}I want you to go to South London|and see Sean again.
{88500}{88560}Tell him I've got to have|a meeting in the open.
{88562}{88629}I want to be friends again.|I can't have this bollocks,
{88630}{88673}people are getting hurt.
{88674}{88741}Jon: This could be it.|It could go off. This could be war.
{88742}{88806}Listen, Jon,|this is a good opportunity
{88807}{88877}to calm things down.|All right?
{88878}{88948}So you let me|and you let Ray do the talking.
{88949}{89021}We've known Sean|for a long time.
{89022}{89088}- It'll be good to--|- Here you are.
{89089}{89152}- Is that for me?|- Yeah.
{89153}{89206}It's loaded, be careful.
{89233}{89278}- Are we going tooled up?|- Yeah.
{89343}{89394}I'll show you how to use it|on the way down.
{89395}{89439}Don't point it|at anyone you like.
{89478}{89552}- How are you, Sean?|- I'm well, Ray. You?
{89553}{89597}Good. Did you get|the champagne?
{89598}{89642}- Yeah.|- Did you like it?
{89643}{89677}No.
{89678}{89745}You've got to have|that Lauren Perrier pink.
{89746}{89809}You have it with the peaches|in the syrup. It's nice.
{89834}{89894}- It's a Belini.|- Is it?
{89895}{89954}I don't like champagne.|The bubbles go up my nose.
{89955}{90025}Where's my coke?
{90025}{90104}I haven't got your coke.|Why the fuck would I want it?
{90105}{90192}- Why would I want your coke?|- Because it's worth a mint!
{90193}{90221}Where is my coke?
{90222}{90299}- I haven't got your coke.|- I know you do.
{90300}{90386}Don't mack me off|like a two bob. It's Sunday.
{90437}{90508}"Mack"? What's that mean?|What's that, a new term?
{90509}{90574}Sean, this is bollocks, mate.
{90575}{90617}Let's have a little talk.
{90618}{90678}I wanna be friends.|This is bollocks.
{90679}{90735}Well, let's talk.
{90736}{90807}Come around here then.|We'll have a little walk.
{90808}{90859}I'll tell you what,|a much better idea,
{90860}{90901}you come around here,|we'll have a walk down there.
{90902}{90944}No, I don't wanna|come around there.
{90945}{90988}Ray: You're mob-handed.|Let's me and you have a walk.
{90989}{91042}I'm mob-handed?|Have a look around.
{91043}{91121}- Jude: Who me?|- Ray: Hold up. Hold up!
{91122}{91182}Hold up!
{91183}{91240}Don't bunk in.
{91241}{91296}I called the meet.|Let's have a little walk.
{91297}{91366}- You come around here.|- No, I don't want to.
{91367}{91434}I do not want to come around|that side of your fucking car!
{91435}{91490}- Come around here.|- Meet in the middle!
{91491}{91541}- I ain't meeting in the middle!|- Why not?
{91542}{91614}Let's just have a walk|and a talk, me and you.
{91615}{91665}- Why don't you come around?|- I don't wanna come around!
{91666}{91747}( yelling )
{91748}{91791}Let's have a talk!|A walk and a talk!
{91792}{91839}- Come around here!|- This is bollocks!
{91840}{91891}No, it ain't bollocks!|You get around here and talk.
{91892}{91923}Gun!
{91954}{92008}Fucking hell, he shot me|in the head!
{92009}{92057}Let me have a look.
{92058}{92128}- It's coming out the back!|- It's a scratch!
{92129}{92190}I've got burns off my fucking|lighter, haven't I?
{92191}{92231}( yelling, gunfire )
{92589}{92651}Alan! Alan,|can you hear me?
{92652}{92695}Get the big boys|out of the van.
{92696}{92765}Get the van open!
{92876}{92919}Give us the keys!
{92949}{92992}Move it!
{93062}{93102}( banging on door )|Open the door, you fat wanker.
{93103}{93167}Alan, get the boys!
{93168}{93223}- What are you fucking doing?|- I'm trying!
{93312}{93360}You muppet!
{93386}{93419}Move!
{93743}{93792}Give me a gun!
{93793}{93852}Ray: Give me a gun!|Bloody hell!
{94158}{94200}Over there, not at us!
{94243}{94260}Bloody...
{94292}{94345}ridiculous!
{94604}{94680}Lovely! Lovely!|Who wants to shoot me?
{94681}{94737}Who wants|to fucking shoot me?
{94738}{94810}You wanna row with me?|Fucking slags!
{94811}{94890}So much for my fucking|singing voice!
{94891}{94948}You South London--!
{95044}{95095}( gunfire stops )
{95145}{95182}It's outrageous.
{95843}{95892}( laughter )
{96313}{96366}Listen to this.
{96366}{96463}Fix bayonets!
{96699}{96762}( sputtering whistle )
{96763}{96846}Van!|Get the fucking van!
{96914}{96965}Run. Come on!
{96966}{97020}- Hang on a minute.|- What do you mean "run"?
{97346}{97410}Jesus Christ!|Drive!
{97702}{97752}"Fix bayonets"?
{97753}{97816}What the hell|was all that about?
{97817}{97909}This is no good, is it?|We need the big guns!
{97910}{97965}You, you bastard!
{97966}{98021}I told you to get some longs,|didn't I?
{98022}{98080}- Didn't I tell you--?|- Ow, me hole!
{98081}{98141}Didn't I tell you|to get me some longs?
{98142}{98189}I can't take this anymore.|It's driving me mad.
{98190}{98252}Why don't we have|the big fucking guns?
{98294}{98339}( chattering )
{98368}{98424}Jude: Me and Jonny's like that|over the top of the cars.
{98425}{98483}We were taking out|the windows--
{98484}{98546}That's how you do it.|Get their heads down with the AKs.
{98547}{98581}That's what it was.
{98582}{98613}Hold up.
{98614}{98663}Shut up!
{98727}{98800}Now I've had a divy up.|We used over 200 rounds.
{98801}{98862}The only person who hit anything|was Jonny boy here.
{98883}{98940}I mean, I've got a pinhead|who thinks he's a bow-wow,
{98941}{98984}the jellyfish|and Freddy fucking Krueger.
{98985}{99024}What a firm I've got.
{99025}{99055}( laughing )
{99097}{99154}It's good though. We sent them|through the long grass.
{99155}{99219}Yeah, chased St. Trinian's|out of the playground.
{99220}{99313}Personally, I find that|a nice little fire fight,
{99355}{99413}it separates the men|from the boys, don't it?
{99414}{99448}Ray: Hear, hear.
{99471}{99509}- Oi, Dom?|- Yeah?
{99510}{99578}This is one time you ain't|gonna shag the bridesmaids.
{99579}{99620}Not in this anyway.
{99621}{99708}Mark, don't you think|this rehearsal's a bit stupid?
{99709}{99764}No, I don't think it's stupid.|I think it's essential.
{99765}{99822}Look, the reason why|I've got you here today
{99823}{99879}is I need to know|how the fabrics and the colors
{99880}{99920}respond in the light.
{99921}{99979}Look, they don't match.|So, one of these has gotta go.
{99980}{100032}I've ordered flowers|for the apse,
{100033}{100060}so how do I know what colors|I'm gonna use?
{100061}{100106}Glad you think it's funny.
{100107}{100171}This gives me a clearer idea|of what to do on the day.
{100172}{100249}And I've got a gut feeling|this is gonna be fantastic.
{100250}{100311}I thought this was it.|I thought I'd done it.
{100312}{100397}I thought everyone|would be mad for it now.
{100398}{100452}This was real.|This was war.
{100496}{100535}But no,
{100549}{100616}this was about a bloody wedding|in a bloody church.
{100679}{100747}But I still had|one card up my sleeve.
{100748}{100779}Yeah.
{100805}{100864}I still had|one more chance.
{100865}{100924}Go on, take him.|Take him. Good lad.
{100925}{100975}( speaking Welsh )
{101115}{101155}Will you stop speaking|to him in Welsh?
{101156}{101212}Listen, if you don't like it,|fucking learn it.
{101213}{101268}- ( doorbell rings )|- And you learn to drive.
{101425}{101486}Hey, Nula,|did you hear the door?
{101487}{101532}Yeah, I think so.
{101727}{101759}Oi.
{101809}{101869}( clicking )
{101870}{101913}Jonny.
{101914}{101945}Shut up.
{102002}{102047}Shit. Fuck.
{102048}{102106}Shit! Shit! Shit!
{102513}{102564}Even though the gun jammed,
{102565}{102627}I still think|they got the message.
{102658}{102721}Sadie: I can't wait to shag you|in every single room.
{102789}{102839}Oh, you're getting hard.
{102840}{102883}I'm getting all right,|don't worry.
{102884}{102952}Listen, I want you|to feel something.
{102953}{103014}- Feel that?|- Yeah, I can feel it.
{103015}{103077}- It's a bit bigger, isn't it?|- Yeah.
{103078}{103158}I'm putting weight on.|I'm pregnant.
{103159}{103227}Baby, I'm pregnant.
{103227}{103285}I'm gonna have|a little Raymondo.
{103331}{103383}I love you.
{103423}{103479}It's fucking brilliant,|isn't it?
{103479}{103542}- You're having my kid?|- I'm having your baby.
{103593}{103642}- Shall we stay here tonight?|- Do you want to?
{103643}{103678}Yeah.
{103716}{103773}- I'll get rid of Alan.|- Yeah, you do that.
{103774}{103844}Alan!
{103845}{103902}What do you want?
{103903}{103955}What are you doing?
{103956}{104006}Were you hiding|behind that tree?
{104007}{104070}There's nowhere else to go.
{104071}{104124}You've been listening|to what I was saying?
{104125}{104184}- Sorry.|- Fuck off.
{104185}{104249}Go on, take the car and go.|I'm staying here tonight.
{104250}{104314}- I'll phone you tomorrow.|- Shall I take the basket?
{104315}{104383}No, just go.
{104384}{104450}Fucking help us.|You're getting like a nonce.
{104451}{104494}Fucking hanging about|all the time.
{104529}{104611}Computer voice: "Straight ahead|toward the roundabout."
{104612}{104707}Around the roundabout|the ragged rascal ran.
{104708}{104764}Computer: "Turn left."
{104765}{104827}Just here?|Oh, God, I've missed it.
{104845}{104926}"You have made|an incorrect detour."
{104927}{105005}Yes, I know that,|but you bloody never told me
{105006}{105053}until right|at the last minute.
{105195}{105268}"You have arrived|at your destination."
{105576}{105630}( swearing quietly )
{105793}{105881}You fucking Anglo-Saxon!
{105957}{105987}( screaming )
{106102}{106207}Burn! Fucking burn,|you bastard!
{106208}{106288}Enter the fucking dragon!
{106339}{106410}No.|Leave me alone.
{106410}{106470}I'm all right.
{106470}{106524}I've got to get home.
{106525}{106576}Have a nice|cheese sandwich.
{106577}{106633}I left on the gas.
{106682}{106741}Jude: No, I'll call you|in about half an hour.
{106798}{106863}Yeah, whatever,|just stay in touch.
{106864}{106906}All right.
{106907}{106945}Yeah, all right.
{106946}{107004}Jon: He's got more than|20 minutes, obviously.
{107005}{107052}Oh, dear.
{107080}{107126}It's all going off, mate.
{107127}{107167}They just firebombed|Uncle Ray's car.
{107168}{107221}- What?|- Yeah, Alan was in it.
{107222}{107266}Ray was like that close|to getting in it.
{107267}{107325}What do you think|they're doing?
{107326}{107373}Well, he's probably|a little upset
{107374}{107424}I tried to shoot him in the face|the other day, isn't he?
{107445}{107489}- What?|- Yeah.
{107490}{107532}I probably ruined|his whole week.
{107533}{107587}I went round his house,|I stuck my gun in his face
{107588}{107631}and it jammed.
{107664}{107733}Lisa, can you take the girls|next door for a minute, please?
{107733}{107784}Take the girls|in the bathroom.
{107785}{107861}Fuck off into the bathroom!
{107935}{108017}Jon: See you in a minute.
{108017}{108065}When was this, Jonny?
{108066}{108111}Two days ago.
{108112}{108184}You never told me.|You never asked me.
{108185}{108222}No, I didn't.
{108223}{108272}I'm not gonna talk|about something like that, am I?
{108273}{108352}I just had to go and do it.|I keep it secret.
{108353}{108394}You know now.
{108427}{108501}Firebomb.|What a poof.
{108526}{108625}Firebombed--|firebombed.
{108626}{108724}You firebombed the Northside,|you fucking lunatic!
{108770}{108847}You Welsh streak of lanky piss,|are you mad?
{108848}{108905}You've broken|the first cardinal rule,
{108905}{108968}you do not fuck about|with people's families!
{108969}{109044}I've got kids, Taff!
{109045}{109110}Kids fucking burn!
{109154}{109213}I should rip your throat out|and fuck the wound right now
{109213}{109260}unless you're my cousin!
{109261}{109318}You fucking better shape|your ideas up, son,
{109319}{109375}I swear to God,|or I'll kill you right now!
{109445}{109505}Go on, answer back.
{109575}{109649}Shh!
{109650}{109698}Oh, fuck.|Fuck it.
{109775}{109833}What, has Fat Alan|had another ruby, has he?
{109834}{109904}No, South London|bombed your motor.
{109955}{110000}How's Alan?
{110000}{110054}Well, for someone who's been|stabbed, tortured,
{110055}{110128}force fed LSD, thrown out|of a window and blown up,
{110129}{110193}I'd say he's feeling pretty bad.|Wouldn't you, Ray?
{110194}{110251}What's his middle name?|Lucky?
{110252}{110284}( all chuckle )
{110354}{110403}- All right?|- All right.
{110442}{110484}So, what happened?
{110485}{110540}South London|bombed me car.
{110540}{110595}How's Fat Alan?|All right?
{110596}{110666}Yeah, well,|seeing he's been--
{110667}{110715}Ask Burdis.
{110738}{110797}Uncle Ray,|can I have a word?
{110798}{110841}Won't be a minute.
{111099}{111149}I know why all this|has happened.
{111243}{111331}Jonny is uncontrollable.
{111332}{111389}He went around to Matthew's,|that bloke Matthew,
{111390}{111457}that Irish bloke,|no, Welsh bloke,
{111458}{111506}and he stuck a gun in his face|in front of his family.
{111507}{111560}In front of his kids.
{111561}{111592}So...
{111722}{111791}what are we gonna do?
{111792}{111845}I don't know what to do.
{111872}{111911}This is becoming a habit.
{111912}{111967}Well, he's been stabbed.|He's been cut,
{111968}{112046}he's been force fed LSD.|He's been burnt.
{112047}{112118}He's been one of|the unluckiest men alive.
{112119}{112166}Yeah, well, these things happen|in his game all the time.
{112167}{112216}- He's a stunt man.|- Yeah, I'm afraid they do.
{112217}{112270}What's happened now?
{112287}{112339}Tell Ray what happened.
{112374}{112429}- What?|- He got blown up.
{112430}{112482}Well, I can see that.|Is he all right?
{112509}{112564}Are you all right?|How are you feeling?
{112645}{112721}He feels like he shouldn't be|in this line of work anymore.
{112783}{112850}( men laugh )
{112894}{112965}Weeks went by|without a peep.
{112966}{113013}No comebacks.|No revenge.
{113014}{113078}No pissing and moaning.|Nothing.
{113107}{113143}What's the matter, babe?
{113144}{113191}I had to take your camel hair|to be cleaned today, right?
{113192}{113247}Had to empty out the pockets.|I found this.
{113248}{113303}Would you mind telling me|what you're doing
{113304}{113349}shoveling this shit|up your hooter?
{113350}{113426}It's to keep me going.|Long hours I'm working.
{113427}{113492}"Keep you going"?|Me and you can't keep it going
{113493}{113568}- with you taking this crap.|- I won't do it anymore, okay?
{113569}{113627}- I promise.|- The other thing, what's this?
{113628}{113682}- I don't know.|- You don't know what that is?
{113683}{113718}- No.|- Are you sure?
{113719}{113783}- No, where was that then?|- That was in your coat pocket.
{113784}{113818}How did that get there?
{113819}{113877}This might have something|to do with it. Come here.
{113878}{113933}I've got something else|to show you. This is marvelous.
{113934}{113982}Maybe you can explain to me|what all this is.
{113983}{114041}Have a look at this.|What's all this then?
{114091}{114145}I can explain.
{114146}{114197}What are you doing|with guns in the house?
{114198}{114281}Who are you?|Al Capone?
{114283}{114341}They weren't nothing|got to do with Ray.
{114342}{114411}- Is it to do with Fat Alan?|- No, no, no, I found them, Ray.
{114507}{114613}Still, have you told him|about our little bit of news?
{114614}{114665}We're pregnant.
{114666}{114724}- I'm gonna have a baby.|- Are you?
{114725}{114787}Yeah, well, no,|Kathy's gonna have the baby.
{114788}{114861}- How lovely. Well done.|- We're really pleased.
{114909}{114947}Thought I'd ask,|you know what I mean?
{114948}{115002}You ain't got to ask,|you're like my partner.
{115002}{115058}If you wanna leave, you leave.|Still coming to my wedding?
{115059}{115126}- Yeah, of course.|- Gotta have a bit of the Elvis.
{115126}{115186}Oh, yeah, I'll do|me Elvis bit for you.
{115186}{115261}All right. I know you're all|gagging to get up here...
{115325}{115381}..for the karaoke,|which I love.
{115382}{115471}Raymond is all done up|in his costume.
{115472}{115517}What are you gonna|sing tonight, Ray?
{115518}{115558}Ray: "Burning Love"|with Kathy.
{115559}{115602}Lovely.
{115603}{115661}And Fat Alan, I know|what he wanted to sing tonight.
{115662}{115709}He wanted to sing "Fire."
{115781}{115846}Or "How Much Is That Doggy|In The Window? "
{115950}{116011}But he can't sing because|he's got a bit of darby trouble.
{116039}{116117}We'll enjoy ourselves tonight.|Have an old fashioned party.
{116118}{116165}So everyone get up here tonight|and have a sing-song.
{116166}{116226}Some blinding singers|here tonight.
{116227}{116283}I'm not having a go,|cherry tits.
{116284}{116330}I just feel stupid|in this outfit, that's all.
{116331}{116397}You look stupid,|but that's the point, ain't it?
{116398}{116457}- You made me wear it.|- This is all part of it.
{116458}{116553}- What's the matter?|- I feel stupid in this outfit.
{116554}{116606}- No, you look great.|- See?
{116607}{116683}- Do you feel good?|- I feel all right.
{116684}{116734}Then what's the matter|with you?
{116735}{116789}- Get back on the karaoke.|- No, no.
{116790}{116844}Come on.|Everyone loves you.
{116845}{116878}- Do they?|- Yeah.
{116879}{116920}Oh, all right then.
{116943}{116997}Gonna sing a little song|for me and Sadie tonight?
{116998}{117066}Me? Nah.
{117067}{117145}- What do you know?|- They wouldn't have it.
{117145}{117205}Well, what is it?
{117206}{117244}"Avenues and Alleyways."
{117245}{117291}Tony Christie.|Lovely words. You're on.
{117292}{117351}John, how's your nose?|All right?
{117352}{117414}I want you singing tonight, mug.|Don't let me down.
{117545}{117617}"When You Are A King."|Will you sing it for me?
{117618}{117677}Let me finish this fag|and this drink.
{117678}{117756}Come on.|I want you to sing it now.
{117757}{117813}Sing it now.|Sing my song.
{117813}{117860}It won't take long.
{117861}{117937}" Tore your shirt again "
{117938}{117988}" Fighting in the rain "
{117989}{118037}" With what's his name "
{118038}{118092}" Shoe black on your face "
{118093}{118149}" You're really a disgrace "
{118150}{118210}" Your mama smiles|all the while "
{118211}{118304}" Because she loves you,|she will worry so "
{118305}{118355}" And if you're a good|you know that "
{118356}{118420}" When you grow|you'll be a king "
{118444}{118516}" Never do a thing "
{118517}{118583}" Four and 20 blackbirds|sing along "
{118584}{118656}" Royal gifts they all|will bring "
{118689}{118740}" When you are a king "
{118741}{118789}" Everywhere you go "
{118819}{118877}" People bowing low "
{118878}{118944}" Carriages to take you|anywhere "
{118945}{119017}" Feet won't ever|touch a thing "
{119056}{119127}" When you are a king... "
{119270}{119316}- All right?|- All right, mate.
{119317}{119355}Do you wanna--|what's 'er name?
{119356}{119416}- No, I can't.|- Come on.
{119417}{119472}I'm best man.|I've got to behave.
{119473}{119546}- Just today.|- Yeah, all right.
{119547}{119603}" Everywhere you go... "
{119704}{119763}( tape volume increases )
{119797}{119892}" Yeah, I feel like|the force of nature "
{119893}{119997}" Could make you sing|like a bird released... "
{120132}{120221}" You know it's buried|beneath your feet "
{120769}{120864}" For smoking all my stash "
{120865}{120983}" For burning all my cash "
{120984}{121090}" I bet you knew right away "
{121091}{121155}" It's all over town "
{121156}{121204}" That the sun's going down "
{121205}{121300}" On the days|of your easy life "
{121301}{121343}Jonifer...?
{121439}{121524}" You don't know know|when or where "
{121525}{121628}" It's all over town... "
{121658}{121706}Gun! Gun!
{121747}{121779}Sadie!
{121831}{121887}Jesus!
{121939}{121998}Get out of the way!
{122557}{122606}Oh, my God.
{122607}{122667}At my wedding!|At my fucking wedding!?
{122686}{122728}Kathy: No!
{122766}{122809}No!
{122836}{122883}Ray!
{122920}{122975}( screaming )|Ray!
{123000}{123053}Ray!?
{123121}{123226}Oh, my baby!
{123259}{123373}Somebody help my baby!
{123559}{123633}I thought Ray lost|the stomach for it after that.
{123656}{123728}Months went by.|He spent his time in the country.
{123729}{123801}Grew a beard,|went all rustic, you know?
{123835}{123882}He struck this deal|with South London.
{123883}{123935}Then months went by|and nothing happened.
{123936}{123981}Nothing.
{124022}{124090}"Glory of war"--|bollocks.
{124134}{124217}Jonny, it's Jude.|How are you doing?
{124218}{124264}How's it going?|I ain't seen you for ages.
{124265}{124313}No, listen.|I've got two minutes.
{124314}{124370}All the boys are going|to a fantastic party.
{124370}{124438}Listen to me. Wake up|because this is important.
{124438}{124475}All the boys are going|to a party tomorrow night.
{124476}{124539}Fancy dress. We're all going.|Ray wants to see you.
{124540}{124601}You've gotta come.|Fancy dress. Can you come?
{124602}{124644}Jonny?|Can you come?
{124645}{124714}- Tomorrow? Yeah.|- Can you get a costume?
{124748}{124805}Jude: All right, Jonny.
{124806}{124854}Well done.|Brilliant costume.
{124878}{124963}Thanks very much.|I had murder coming over here.
{124964}{125029}My car went bang and then|all the bits fell off it.
{125109}{125181}Don't hate me,|we're about three hours early.
{125225}{125265}I was going to say,|where's your Merry Men?
{125266}{125350}Jude: We can have a drink.|Do you fancy a quick drink?
{125351}{125398}I'm sorry about that, mate.
{125398}{125461}They'll be here|any minute, I'm sure.
{125462}{125521}Anyway, we can|polish this off.
{125551}{125644}- Take a load off, Coco.|- Thanks, Mr. Hood.
{125645}{125701}- Have a seat.|- Or can I call you Robin?
{125702}{125744}Call me Robin, brother.
{125755}{125797}Call me Robin.
{125798}{125868}( buzzing )
{125923}{125965}- Hello, son.|- All right, Ray.
{125966}{126021}- How's it going?|- All right.
{126067}{126125}Jon: That's a nice beard.|What did you come as,
{126125}{126186}"Grizzly Adams," is it?
{126187}{126236}No, Sadie likes it.
{126238}{126299}Says it gives me the appearance|of being softer.
{126300}{126365}Like that fellow... Lear.
{126471}{126523}Jon: That's not fair, Ray.|I mean, to be honest,
{126524}{126593}we're dressed up|like a couple of nonces.
{126593}{126653}Look what you've come as.
{126654}{126731}You're a character, Jonny.|You're a throwback.
{126732}{126783}Pour us out a drink, Jude.
{126821}{126876}You got it?
{126877}{126919}Jon: No.
{126920}{127020}Ain't you got it?|What I've come as?
{127021}{127065}What?
{127065}{127095}Stuffing.
{127096}{127125}( laughs loudly )
{127213}{127260}Yeah, yeah.
{127441}{127492}Fucking hell.
{127576}{127645}Still look all right?
{127801}{127856}No, you look well, son.
{127951}{128011}Ray, look,|if this is about
{128012}{128089}all the coke and South London|and all that, right, yeah?
{128090}{128179}This is about that|then it's not me, it's Sean.
{128180}{128260}I mean, he's made it all up.|He's made it all up about--
{128346}{128404}Evening, Jonny.
{128405}{128460}What's going on?|What's he doing here?
{128461}{128544}Guess where Jude told me|to find your spank mags?
{128582}{128623}With guns and knives...
{128683}{128731}and my coke.
{128750}{128807}- Bollocks.|- Yeah.
{128808}{128864}What are you talking about?
{128864}{128909}Jude.
{128947}{129011}Shut up|and listen to him.
{129023}{129099}Just shut up|and listen to him.
{129159}{129243}Can you just explain|I'd never do anything like this?
{129244}{129329}Not to you.|You know, I'd be hurting you.
{129392}{129459}I need you to tell them|that for me.
{129460}{129504}All right, all right!
{129504}{129553}Okay, all right!
{129554}{129651}You're the one|who's screwed up, Jonny.
{129652}{129712}You "wouldn't do anything|to me"? What's that?
{129713}{129770}That is fucking bullshit, mate!
{129771}{129835}"Let me into the family.|The one thing you can do for me.
{129836}{129896}Introduce me to your uncle."|I introduced you,
{129897}{129946}and when did you think|of saying "thank you" for that?
{129947}{130011}- I did it for you!|- You didn't do fuck for me!
{130012}{130105}You did nothing but drag me|into more and more trouble!
{130106}{130183}- Ask him about the guns.|- What about the guns?
{130184}{130231}No one|was fucking tooled up.
{130232}{130277}"Come on, hold onto this, Jude.|This one's for you.
{130278}{130325}Don't put your hand|where you don't want--"
{130326}{130384}- I was trying my best!|- Trying to do what?
{130385}{130451}You were dragging my family|into the fucking firing line!
{130452}{130508}- What about the coke?|- Yeah, and the coke!?
{130509}{130551}The coke, man.|He asked me to get the coke.
{130552}{130620}He wanted us to get the coke|because he wanted to stir it up!
{130621}{130738}- What about Kathy?|- What about Kath, eh?
{130739}{130825}Where's Ray?|He ain't even here to argue!
{130826}{130884}You're a mug!|You're the fucking mug!
{130885}{130962}- I'm sorry! I'm sorry.|- Are you really sorry?
{131132}{131184}Matthew: I hope you don't think|it's a liberty,
{131185}{131230}me turning up like this...
{131400}{131483}but I thought|I'd show my face.
{131535}{131594}Got to make the effort,|haven't you...
{131595}{131682}"Jonifer"?
{131683}{131746}( buzzing )
{131969}{132058}Oh...
{132059}{132101}bear with me.
{132162}{132200}Ray: Here you are, do it.
{132201}{132223}( clicking )
{132223}{132274}Don't revel in it.
{132275}{132306}( Jon breathing heavily )
{132395}{132458}( whimpering )
{132527}{132568}( strained scream )
{132569}{132593}Don't! Don't!
{133179}{133233}Cheers.
{133306}{133380}Here you are, Ray.|Do it. Don't revel in it.
{133501}{133553}Oi, Yogi.
{133637}{133673}Good shot.
{133674}{133757}Ray, mate,|he's still twitching.
{133758}{133812}- Is he?|- Yeah.
{133992}{134054}There you go.|Shot him up the ass.
{134055}{134092}You want to stuff|and mount that?
{134093}{134144}Look lovely on your wall.
{134145}{134205}Where's he from, the kid?
{134206}{134256}- Wrexham.|- Is he?
{134257}{134315}- Ray: Could he sing?|- Well, he could, Ray.
{134316}{134353}( laughter )
{134354}{134395}Bit of a crooner yourself,|ain't you?
{134396}{134450}- I can hold a tune, yeah.|- What that soppy song you sing?
{134451}{134535}I sing "Fireball XL-5."
{134536}{134589}"Avenue and Alleyways"|was silly Jonny's song.
{134590}{134662}Good tune.
{134662}{134741}" In the avenues|and alleyways "
{134778}{134872}" Where a man's got to work out|which side he's on "
{134873}{134961}" Any way he chooses,|chances are he loses "
{134962}{135038}" No one gets|to live too long "
{135039}{135093}" The avenues and alleyways "
{135134}{135234}" Where the soul of a man|is easy to buy "
{135235}{135316}" Everybody's wheeling,|everybody's stealing "
{135317}{135400}" All the low|are living high "
{135401}{135448}" Every city's got 'em "
{135449}{135495}" Can we ever stop 'em "
{135496}{135542}" Some of us... "
{135566}{135636}" Are gonna try. "
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