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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 2010 WESTERN’S DAILY STUDENT NEWSPAPER SINCE 1906 VOLUME 104, ISSUE 43
Do-it-yourself
doctor’s notes
U of S system unlikely for Western
Alan Osiovich look to implement the self-report-
GAZETTE STAFF ing system if their clinic’s waiting
rooms are overcrowded.
At one university, the honour sys- “If they’re having similar experi-
tem is extending to sick notes, plac- ences, I would suggest that it would
ing the onus on the students to be a beneficial system.”
report their own illnesses. According to Shelagh Hodson,
Starting this year, the Universi- director of Student Health Services
ty of Saskatchewan is encouraging at Western, there are no plans to
faculty to accept “self-declaration implement self-assessment forms.
forms.” Physicians at Western’s on-campus
These documents are essentially clinic are continuing to fill out sick
self-written notes students fill out at notes, also known as “student med-
home, sign, and then submit to their ical certificates” for students.
faculty, allowing them to get out of The forms, approved by Western
class or exams because of an illness. two years ago, require doctors to
At one time, U of S’s health cen- check boxes and include additional
tre was overwhelmed with students comments about the student’s well-
seeking notes, which threatened the being.
University’s ability to care for stu- Jan Shepherd-McKee, associate
Afie Jurvanen embarks on his first headlining tour as Bahamas dents with more severe illnesses. director of engineering undergrad-
after years of perfecting his subdued, understated acoustic style. Lynn Kuffner, manager of Stu- uate services at Western, didn’t see
dent Health and Counselling at U of
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News Briefs
Texting tops the social stigma impaired driving purely mechanical valve, and no
drunk driving has developed. matter which way you pull or push
According to a recent survey by the “It’s very important that we […] the handle, it gives you a certain
Canadian Automobile Association, work towards making texting while flush quantity, and it was set for a
Canadians think you’re better off driving as socially unacceptable as big flush,” Straatman explained.
drinking Jack Daniels than texting drinking and driving has become.” Masco’s goal was to design a
him if you’re behind the wheel of a The survey also found that tex- valve that allowed two different
car. ting while driving occurs fairly sized flushes: one small and one The Cryptoquip is a substitution cipher in which one letter stands for another. If you think that X equals
The survey asked 6,000 Canadi- often, disproportionately among large. O, it will equal O throughout the puzzle. Single letters, short words and words using an apostrophe give
you clues to locating vowels. Solution is by trial and error.
ans to rate their biggest concerns people under 30 years old. Several “The short flush uses four litres © 2002 by Kings Features Syndicate, Inc.
about driving. Eighty-six per cent provinces have passed legislation [of water] and the large flush uses
rated text messaging as a very seri- prohibiting the use of cell phones six litres,” he noted.
ous concern, whereas only 83 per while driving, including Ontario While there are existing valves
cent rated driving impaired as very this past summer. that dispense “short” or “long”
serious. Other concerns were Next time you head out, bring flushes, they are all electrically con-
sleepiness, aggression, speeding along a designated texter. trolled. Masco wanted a mechani-
and talking on a cellphone. — Aaron Zaltzman cal solution, and Straatman and
This is the first time in a decade Siddiqui took on the task.
that impaired driving has not Green toilets The difference in the quantity of
topped the list of driving concerns Two Western engineering profes- water used per flush has some
for Canadians. sors have spent a lot of time in the strong environmental impacts,
“It’s not that impaired driving is bathroom recently. Straatman added.
any less important to people, but Tony Straatman and Kamran “In the engineering building, for
texting has basically skyrocketed in Siddiqui have been working with instance, if they replaced all of the
a short amount of time,” Jeff Walker, Masco Canada, a plumbing manu- fixtures that are here, they’d proba-
CAA vice-president of Public facturer, to design a new, environ- bly save about 80,000 gallons of 3-DAY WEATHER FORECAST
Affairs, said. mentally friendly feature for their water per year. It’s actually pretty Thursday Friday Saturday
He said one reason texting while toilet valves. considerable water savings.” Cloudy with showers Few flurries CScattered flurries
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driving is so common is that it lacks “The problem was that it’s a — Kaleigh Rogers Low 4ºC Low -3ºC Low -2ºC
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22.4 million sub-Saharan Africans that will ripple across Africa,” he said.
were living with HIV/AIDS in 2008. But he said we should still be
That includes men and women, focusing on HIV/AIDS here in
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Opinions dearlife
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>> westerngazette.ca/dearlife
Obama misses a
Golden opportunity
turbans.
And as sad as this might be, I’m
Get Amani, now used to this irrationality and
Get Paid ignorance. I’ve gotten used to the
fact that a global community of
normal Muslims — myself includ-
ed — must go on living our lives
Amani Elrofaie hoping the rest of the world even-
EDITORIAL CARTOONIST tually realizes that we’re not all Bin
amani@westerngazette.ca Laden.
But here is the thing that frus-
Mr. Obama: you are the President trates me: Sikhs are being thrown
of the United States and that gives into this unfortunate situation. The
you overwhelming power interna- cancellation of Obama’s Golden
tionally. You carry so much influ- Temple visit has perpetuated igno-
ence and you have so many oppor- rance by making it seem like Islam
tunities to make change. So can you and Sikhism are the same thing.
please stop being such a damned They’re not. They’re two com-
letdown? pletely different religions.
Recently, Obama cancelled his Sure, they share some similar
visit to the Golden Temple in Amrit- values and beliefs, but don’t all
sar, India. This temple is the holiest religions? Sikhs too are being
site for those practicing Sikhism. To
enter the temple, Obama would
have to wear a turban or some
labelled as some sort of threat to
the free world. They’re being tar-
geted based on Islamophobia. Just
Staying aware of AIDS
other head covering as a sign of like Muslims, Sikhs are being cast
respect. The White House explained in a negative light as the White The perception of HIV/AIDS has dramatically shifted in given to whichever “hot topic” disease comes next. The
the reasons for the cancellation House wants Americans to think the last three decades. While around 67,000 Canadians recent outbreaks of avian flu and H1N1, though not
were “logistics” or “time con- their President is not affiliated with have been diagnosed with HIV, many advocates believe nearly as dangerous as HIV, were unreasonably sensa-
straints.” The probable cause, how- them. That, to me, is very sad and the subject is losing its momentum — they’re afraid tionalized, leaving little attention to be spent on ongo-
ever, is due to the unfounded belief disappointing. people have stopped caring. ing concerns like HIV.
that the American president is a Obama missed a golden At the height of the North American AIDS pandem- Promotion and awareness also comes from compa-
Muslim. opportunity to bring visibility to a ic in the late ‘80s and early ‘90s, there was a great panic nies with a vested interest in protecting people from
Even if Obama was not a Christ- group different from Muslims. that resulted in labelling the disease as a death sen- disease. Unfortunately, promotional support probably
ian, it’s confusing that this is still a Many Americans are already reli- tence and stigmatizing its carriers. won’t come from pharmaceutical companies. Without
huge issue. It’s also sad that nowa- giously illiterate as it is, so can- But now, with new advancements in medicine and a vaccine to sell, big pharmaceutical companies
days people see being a Muslim as a celling the visit just reinforces increased survival rates, AIDS has drifted from the wouldn‘t gain profit from publicizing the dangers of
terrible thing. In this situation, it’s uninformed views. Rather than spotlight. HIV has been pushed down the list of dan- HIV/AIDS, like they have for other diseases like the
used as a slur and implies that the working on improving interfaith gers for Canadians, and as a result the urgency of using human papillomavirus. Condom companies, howev-
religion of Islam, as a whole, is a relations between all religions, protection and getting tested for the disease has less- er, could stand to gain monetarily from advertising the
threat to the U.S. and the world. Obama ended up hurting and dis- ened. The truth remains that many people living with dangers of the disease, but likely wouldn’t want to asso-
Xenophobia is rampant in the respecting both Sikhs and Mus- HIV don’t know they have it, so awareness is crucial to ciate their product with a negative health risk.
U.S. because people are ignorant lims in one fell swoop. He had the stopping the spread of the disease. Treatment and infection rates have changed a lot
enough to label an entire religion chance to do something signifi- These changing concerns over HIV are due, in part, since the AIDS scare of the ‘80s, and society has
based on the actions of a handful of cant to eliminate ignorance and to a lack of publicity. High school health classes tend to changed with it. But even though the disease is no
extremist terrorists. It just so hap- prejudice. Instead, Obama was lump HIV/AIDS with other sexually transmitted dis- longer a death sentence, neglecting to acknowledge the
pened that those terrorists wore just a big letdown. eases without emphasizing that with HIV/AIDS, there’s disease’s dangers is only playing with fire. As a result, it
no cure. This lack of fundamental education affects is clear that stronger awareness campaigns and more
how Canadians perceive HIV/AIDS and could be a con- accessible information about HIV/AIDS is needed in
tributing factor in why people aren’t getting tested. the public sphere.
Comments from the web
The government is partly responsible for educating Rapid HIV testing is available on campus through
the population about the risks associated with Student Health Services today, tomorrow and Dec. 3. For
The following is a comment taken out unprotected and can be read by HIV/AIDS through public campaigns. But with our more information email usc.hiv.testing@uwo.ca.
from our website. Comments may anyone nearby that is listening. culture’s short attention span, priority seems to be —The Gazette Editorial Board
be abridged or edited for clarity. However, websites utilizing HTTPS
(secure encryption) are safe from
Re: Hack gives access to Facebook this eavesdropping.
accounts (Nov. 18, 2010) Can I get my account hacked if I
The tool that the article is talking
about is called Firesheep. It’s an
am on uwosecure-v2?
No. This network is secured with
dearlife dailyquote
add-on that was released by free- WPA/WPA2. No one can read the The important thing is this: Just
lance Web Application Developer information sent between you and
It’s almost December —
Eric Butler. the access point you are connected where’s the snow at? because I’m doing well doesn’t mean
This is not a new flaw. Firesheep to. that they’re going to do well if they
just makes this well-known method From what I understand, this is I only ask because I am lonely, get HIV. A lot of people have died
of information gathering easier to Mr. Butler’s attempt to raise aware-
use. ness about insecure wireless net- and snowmen tend to be the only since I have announced. This disease
Computers connected to unse- works that people use every day on
friends I have. is not going anywhere.
cured wireless networks send their campus, at the coffee shop, etc.
data unencrypted through the air. Moral of the story: secure your >> westerngazette.ca/dearlife —MAGIC JOHNSON
Most of the common things stu- wireless networks.
dents do on their computers is sent —Andrew Secord
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story of the weeks and months debut full-length album Pink Fri- of Eat Pray Love starring Julia haal take on the big screen in the Kentucky rock band Cage the
that follow after a zombie apoca- day finally dropped this week. Roberts. It tells the story of a latest romantic comedy Love and Elephant are back a new track
lypse. The fourth episode, which Collaborations include Rihanna, woman who drops everything to Other Drugs. This unconvention- “Shake Me Down.” The song will
aired on Sunday, showed that Eminem, Drake, Natasha Beding- try and find herself. The film, al love story follows the develop- be the first single from their
those who survive can be far field and Kanye West. based on the popular book, made ment of Hathaway and Gyllen- sophomore album Thank You,
more dangerous than the mind- over $80 million in theatres. haal’s relationship. Love and Happy Birthday, which will be
less walkers looking to consume Other Drugs opened yesterday. released on Jan. 11, 2011.
the living.
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rundown >> The Mustangs continue to have a national presence as five varsity teams remain in the CIS top ten rankings > Western’s women’s wrestling team is ranked
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The Good:
It sounds like a story straight out of a Disney movie. A
young athlete finally makes it to the big leagues expect- Why is poker on? Be honest, everyone has that little
ing to be the next great superstar.
That’s the question that comes degenerate gambler in their heart
But the fame and fortune are too much for him to
handle and he throws it all away by turning to alcohol to my mind whenever I turn to a who loves to put a little cash on a
and crack cocaine. sports station only to be filled with poker game.
That was Texas Rangers’ Josh Hamilton’s story for bitter disappointment to find the It’s loads of fun. You could even
the first five years of his Major League Baseball career. World Series of Poker polluting my call poker night a spiritual and
After dealing with two drug-related suspensions — and television. sacred time for players everywhere.
nearly losing his life — Hamilton went to rehab. It worked,
It’s not a sport — it’s a card game. And with its growth at the begin-
and he made a surprise comeback with the Cincinnati
Reds in 2007. If we’re going to include poker, ning of the decade, it was only nat-
The next year, he was voted an all–star, winning the then why not chess? Where is the ural that it eventually made it onto
prestigious Home Run Derby at the mid-season event. World Series of Chess or how about television. People wanted to learn
Throughout the 2010 season, Hamilton led the the World Series of Monopoly for more about the game and the best
league with a .359 batting average and a .633 slugging that matter? way to do that is by watching the
percentage all while hitting 32 homers and 100 RBIs. Poker is a game of leisure — a professionals throw down.
But that wasn’t his shining moment. This season, he
led the Rangers to the World Series — celebrating with game you play at the cottage or in Sure, at this point, with the poker
his team by drinking ginger ale instead of champagne your friend’s basement. It can be craze dying down a bit, I do agree it
for the entire run. Unfortunately, they fell just short, los- viewed as a male bonding activity, is a bit annoying to see poker when I
ing to the San Francisco Giants in five games. where men lose hundreds of dollars put on Sportsnet, TSN or The Score.
Hamilton, however, was recognized for his great sea- before admitting defeat, but I think But I just don’t understand why
son and comeback from rock bottom when he was classifying it as a sport is a stretch Kaitlyn needs to single out poker
awarded the American League MVP award on Tuesday.
— so it shouldn’t be aired on any for being on television. This is just a
Now he just needs to ride off into the sunset with his
beautiful princess. sports network. natural occurrence when you have
There is no physical skill multiple 24-hour sports networks,
required to play. You can play poker some of which have multiple sister
The Bad: sitting down, smoking a cigarette stations. TSN has its original sta-
while women serve you whiskey. tion, as well as TSN2.
Oh Vince Young. When will you grow up and be a man?
In Sunday’s overtime loss to the Washington Red- Does this sound like an athletic I’m pretty sure ESPN is about to
skins, Young injured his finger and was taken out of the activity? Of course, Mr. Da Silva will set up ESPN 8: The Ocho. Maybe
game. However, after a while he decided he was ready to probably say “yes – that sounds like they will show the World Series of
go back in the game. He just forgot to tell any of the the best sport ever.” But I disagree. Dodgeball final featuring Globo-
coaches. I’m not saying poker isn’t a com- Gym taking on Average Joe’s.
Young sulked on the sidelines, and after the game petitive game or that it can’t be All jokes aside, they do have to
he went into the locker room where he continued to mut-
ter and curse under his breath about the situation. Jeff taken seriously. It does involve a fill all of that time with random
Fisher, the Tennessee Titans coach, was trying to address great deal of strategy and practice. events that could have some con-
the team as Young was complaining. Fisher told Young But that doesn’t excuse the fact that nection to sports or competition.
to stop and be quiet. it requires no athleticism or physi- Turn on the sports networks during
Young proceeded to finish dressing and leave. cal exertion. another time in the day and you
According to The Tennessean, a local newspaper, Fisher Although I realize that there are will get to take in the “Lumberjack
told Young to not “run out on your teammates.”
“I’m not running out on my teammates. I’m running
limitations to what a sports net- Challenge” or the “Collegiate
out on you,” Young exclaimed, much like a teenaged girl work like TSN or The Score can Cheerleading Championships.”
yelling at her parents. broadcast — you can only repeat Neither of those are sports. They are
Young has the talent to lead the Titans as their quar- SportsCentre so many times in a awesome and very challenging
terback, but his childish antics have gotten to be a little day — but are poker tournaments activities, just like poker.
too much. The Titans have placed him on injured reserve, really the answer? Frankly, it seems like we are only
ending his season. Whether or not they keep him around
There are so many other options a few years away from the World
to play another game remains to be seen.
But he seems to have exhausted Jeff Fisher’s that could be much more enter- Cup of Chess Boxing. That is an
patience. And since Fisher is the league’s longest tenured taining than watching people sit actual sport, and it’s just as amaz-
coach, the owner and manager probably won’t side with around and bet. How about airing ing as it sounds.
Young. sport–focused documentaries, or So, poker shouldn’t be on televi-
re-airing more classic games? Even sion because there is no physical
a cheerleading competition would exertion? These guys are sitting
The Ugly: be more exciting, right Dan? there for hours, under the lights of
Derek Jeter sure is a greedy bastard. But you know what the worst national television, playing a con-
Jeter has been a part of the Yankees system since he part of poker is? It’s the gross stant mind game with each other.
was drafted in 1992. He was the starting shortstop of the amounts of money awarded to the Kind of sounds like NASCAR. Both
late ‘90s Yankee dynasty when they won four champi- winners of major poker tourna- require a lot of skill, but aren’t exact-
onships in five years. He was also part of the team that
won the championship last season when his Yankees ments. For example, the newly ly marathons when it comes to
overcame the Philadelphia Phillies in six games. crowned World Series of Poker physical taxation.
The man is a good role model, has a squeaky clean champion Jonathan Duhamel will And Kaitlyn, did you just com-
image, has more endorsement deals than any one man enjoy a hefty pay check of $8.94 plain about the amount of money
should have, and he’s a pretty good-looking guy. Oh, million. that poker players make? First of all,
and he’s dating Minka Kelly, recently named the sexiest All for winning a game of poker unless you are really good and win
woman in the world. No biggie.
— really? All you did was win a tournaments, you will end up los-
But the fact is Jeter is in the decline of his career. The
36–year–old just had the worst season of his career at game of cards. I’m going to go out ing money. Plus, it’s no more ridicu-
the plate statistically, and it’s a well-known fact that he on a limb here and say that there lous than the money that any other
isn’t much of a fielder at shortstop. might be more useful things for that professional athlete makes.
So you would think that the three–year $45 million money — any charity anywhere for Realistically, poker on television
contract that he has been offered would be more than anything would probably be a bet- is a necessary evil. Something has
enough. It’s more than he deserves.
ter investment. to fill that spot, and if it isn’t poker,
But no, Jeter wants to get paid for more years and
more money. Good on the Yankees for telling him to go Or better yet, there are plenty of it is just going to be a repeat of some
test the free agent market instead of just giving in to the real amateur athletes that could god awful “sporting” event.
face of their franchise. Maybe Jeter will realize that his benefit from some actual funding, So either get over it or change
career is coming to an end and he should grab whatev- maybe more money should be the channel for an hour. Or, you
er contract his team is willing to offer. invested in those sports. know, go outside and play a sport.
—Kaitlyn McGrath —Daniel Da Silva
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