The DAILY SPELUNKER

WORLD’S LARGEST DUNGEON OPENS!

First Adventurers
Dispatched During
Inaugural Festivities

A veritable Who’s Who of the monster

community gathered for the glamor-
ous opening of The World’s Largest Dungeon.
Guests were ushered along the red carpet
to the gaping entrance, where they received
an extensive tour of the over 1,600 rooms,
and a warm welcome from the resident mon-
sters representing the entirety of the fanta-
sy milieu. Following the tour, guests danced
the night away in Section “H”, serenaded by
the musical stylings of Mad Marty Minotaur
and the Gibbering Damned. Among the not- Fans overwhelmed by AEG’s release of The World’s Largest Dungeon.
ed celebrities in attendance were the dark
elf princess Izzentha Screamshade garbed
in a cobweb gown from the Come Into “And the hors d’oeuvres just can’t be beat. “How cool is it that they would show up just
My Parlor collection; green dragon ingénue Have you tried the spitted halfling?” now?” King Weed proclaimed. “Did they plan
Shirley the Malo-dorous wearing the scent The highlight of the festivities involved that? They couldn’t have planned that…”
by Horrid Swamp Landfill; and the goblin the dungeon’s first interlopers, who stum- Proceeds from the evening will go to
warlord King Weed I, clad in a powder blue bled upon the festivities and were promptly The World’s Largest Dungeon Relief Fund,
polyester tux borrowed from “this guy I dispatched by party-goers. an organization dedicated to keeping trea-
know”, along with his tribal entourage. “Hey, this isn’t the vault,” lead fighter sure levels high and interested adventurer’s
“This the best premiere since the Keep Gareth the Absurdly Virile claimed, shortly curious. The World’s Largest Dungeon will be
on the Borderlands™ opened,” said promi- before being mashed into paste on The open to the public this August.
nent lich Ghep of Eternal Bones, dressed World’s Largest Dungeon dance floor.
in a burial shroud by Giorgio Armani and ac- The interruption was a huge hit with the Coming Gen Con Indy, 2004.
companied by his phalanx of undying thralls. crowd.

Dungeon Vacation Today’s Weather Graffiti Outbreak

What Region is Lava Predicted by Stead Fastly
Best for your Party?
Inhabitants of Region “M” were The recent markings in the mi-
Four out of five PCs never re- warned to stay underground notaur halls of Region “F” have
turn from The World’s Largest and in their homes today after caused an uproar in the com-
Dungeon. But should that stop meteor-arcanists predicted a munity. Labeled “offensive” by
you and your family from plan- lava flow front moving in fast. some, these markings are said
ning the vacation of your lives? Those with especially thin fur to be left behind by “adventur-
We’ll tell you all the hot spots or children are encouraged to ers”, without any regard for…
and popular tourist attractions. board up their windows… [Continued on G8]
[Continued on F9] [Continued on E5]

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