Sucide note. Short comedy movie.

Short Movie Script.

Scene 1

(Bahut dukhi aur nirasha ke saath kuch andhere kamre me, table par ek notepad jiske uper fanda
rakha hua hai uske panne par yah likha hua hai. )

mera jindigi jhand hai. mai zindigi me kuch kar nahi saka. mane ias se lekr chaparasi tak sare pariksha
die par mujhe nakami ke siva kuch aur haath nahi laga. Fir maine kai private compny me naukeri
pane ke lie interview die.

Scene 2 Job interview.

सरबन दरवाज़ा खोलते हुए: माय कम्मिंग सर, (नववस होकर )

Interwar फोने पर बात कर रहा है “ Definitely I will look into it sir. Sure sure. Your welcome sir. : हाथ
के इशारे से कहता है बैठने को. फोने रख कर interviewr : प्लीज ससट डाउन,

सरबन बैठता है .

इन्तेवए
ुव र टे बल पर फाइल पलते हुए : टे ल मी सम थथिंग अबाउट योर सेल्फ.

सरबन: सर I belaang bhilage. My bhilage is pond. My bhilage is college. My bhilage is school.

Interwer: Your village is pond.

Sarban: yes sir My bhillage is three pond.

Interwer: chorie chorie aap hindi me hi baat kijiye. Accha aap ye bataie Newton ka second law kya
hai.

Sarban: he he he he ( shramate hue)

Interwer: Newton ke kitne law hai.

Sarban: he he he ( sharmate hue)

Interwer: bharat ke prime minister kon hai.

Sarban: Rahul Gandhi.

Interwer: Sarban ji kyon jee rahe hain aap.

Sarban: ye kisa sawal hai sir. Sab to jibe karta hai.

Par vahana bhi mujhae nirasha hi haath lagi.

Scene 3

(Sarban bike par ghar aa raha hai. Sarban bike bahar lagatha hai aur ander aata hai. Do bacche jhagar
rahe hai. Sarban un ko prem se side karte hue: babu rasta chor ke. Sarban kursi par baithta hai. Cb
yaani ki chess babu chess khel rahe hain. )

Sarban thake hue se kehta hai: re babu ek glass pani pilao to.
(Chess babu: shravan ko dekhta hai aur usko najrandaj karke apne khel me magan ho jata hai .
sharban thora ruk kar khud pani lekar peeta hai.)

Scene 4

(sd ke saamne chess rakha hua aur sd phone par baat kar raha hai. Sd haat ke ishre se chess ki goti
lagane ko keh ta hai.)

Sd phone par: Saar sab mantrie maar deta bhan ka log sab. Are mere bhai mantri charo taraf chal
sakta hai kis dunia me jeeraha hai yaar tu. Are mere bhai ghora derh nahi dhai ghar chalta mere
bhai. Abe dhai dhai. Intrest nahi hai sala khelte banta nahi hai intrest nahi hai. ( sd chess phone jeb
me rakh kar chess bord par baithta hai. Sb vahi paas me baitha hai akahbar padh raha hai aur phone
ke daruan sd ko bar bar dekh raha hai. Phone khatm hone par sb akahbar rakh kar sd ke paas jaata
hai aur kehta hai.)

Sb ( gusse me): koi kaam karta nahi hai bas chess chess chess. (Mazak ke mood me )Ye hain hmaare
chess babu in se aaj tak chess me koi haara hi nahi. In ko mauka hi nahi mila nahi to ye chess me
vishwnaathan anand se bhi haar sakte hai. (bolne ke baad sb hasne lagta hai tabhi sb ka phone bajta
hai aur sb phone uthata hai)

Phone par: Sir mai engineering gf se bol raha hoon aap ne job ke lie apply kia tha kal subha 10 baje
aap ka appointment hai sabhi documents ke saath aap aa jie ga.

Sb: ok sir, thanko bhery much sir.

Fir maine apna business start kia. Lekin us me bhi mai naakam nikla.

( shravan sabji bech raha hai .Uske bagal me do sabji wale baithe hai uske bagal ke sabji walo ka
sabji pura bik gaya par uska sabji bacha hi rah gaya uska sabji koi nahi liya .)

(Shravan sucied kar raha hai wo fande ko pankha se bandha aur table par chad gaya .usne fande ko
gale me dal kar table se kud gaya phir uska dam ghutne laga .ek bachcha gate khatkhata raha hai .
phir kuchh dham sa aawaj kiya phir gate tora gaya to pata chala ki wo sucied karne me bhi fail ho
gaya tha .)