State of ____________ Revision 666

SOUL BILL OF SALE

I, ____________, hereby sell, transfer and convey all rights, title, and
ownership of the following described soul to _______________ [OPTION 1] for Commented [MS1]:
and in consideration of the total sum of _____________, [OPTION 2] in return Lucifer (the Devil)
Same as list of possible demons below
for ____________, inclusive of all sales tax, paid in the form of one of the
following methods: _________________, the receipt and sufficiency of which is Other (Wife’s name, etc.)
hereby acknowledged. This sum represents the mutually agreed upon Commented [MS2]: Cash amount
purchase price of the soul, between both the Seller, Seller’s [Name] and Commented [MS3]:
the Purchaser, [Demon’s Name]. Fame
Fortune
Revenge
Soul Information Power
Talent
Name Gender Age [Price] OR [Traded
Item] Looks / Youth
Life / Immortality
Love
Religious Affiliation Denomination Soul Purity Annual Sin Rate All the hot, dirty sex you could ever want
Become a Colombian Drug Lord
Magic the Gathering Supremacy
Nation / State of Origin Notes A promising political career where you ascend to the highest
echelons of power
Superpowers
Other _________
The condition of the soul is PUTRID. Commented [MS4]:
Cash
Credit
Seller Information
Personal check
First Name Last Name Return in the future to harvest your life and soul
Blood magic

Address

Telephone E-mail

Purchaser Information
First Name Last Name

Address

Commented [CC5]: Hell Most Foul

Telephone E-mail
Or write in

1. Certification. The Seller, [Seller’s Name] certifies to the Purchaser, [Demon’s

atrophy into non-existence after a period of trillions of millennia.

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 Name] that the Seller is the legal and rightful owner of the soul and has full right and
authority to convey the same.

2. Seller’s Declaration. The undersigned Seller declares under penalty of perjury (and
eternal torment in the bowels of Hell) that the statements herein contained are true and
correct to the best of his or her knowledge, information and belief.

3. Seller’s Acknowledgements. The undersigned Seller is fully aware that upon departure
from the mortal coil their eternal afterlife will be spent in damnation in Deepest Hell Most
Foul, the Eternal Inferno and Realm of Lucifer, Prince of Darkness. The Seller will be
subject to the sadistic and murderous whims of Satan and his minions, including but not limited
to: eons boiling in a vat of human excrement, Sisyphusian boulder torture, and having one’s
liver removed daily by a demonic vulture while chained to the side of a freezing, impossibly
high crag.

3. Purchaser’s Acknowledgements. The undersigned Purchaser accepts receipt of the soul

described herein and understands and acknowledges that the soul is sold in “as is” condition
without any guarantees or warranties of any kind, either express or implied.

4. Return Policy. The undersigned Purchaser agrees to return the eternal soul of the Seller Commented [MS6]: Do you wish to include a clause
if and only if the Seller defeats the Purchaser in ________________. regarding how the Seller can win their soul back, or leave the
Seller’s soul to irredeemable damnation?
5. Breach of Contract. Should the Seller attempt to unlawfully break the Bill of Sale
agreement, their soul will be forfeit and subject to eons of unspeakable torture and Commented [CC7]: Yeah we can add something
violation before being jettisoned into eternal oblivion where the forsaken party shall
Commented [MS8]:
Should the Purchaser attempt to break the Bill of Sale agreement, they will be subject to
a fiddle contest
divine judgement and retribution.
a wrestling match
in a court of law should this contract be found null and void
riddle contest
Seller Signature Purchaser Signature other

SIGNED, SEALED, and DELIVERED SIGNED, SEALED, and DELIVERED

this __________ day of January, 2016. this __________ day of January, 2016.

_______________________________ _______________________________

Antonela Debiasi Naree Chan Commented [CC9]: auto add seller name and address
Loop Street 8, OH, Washington, Loop Street 8, OH, Washington, Commented [CC10]: auto add purchaser name and
90210 90210 address (e.g. hell)
0123-1020912 0123-1020912

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GENERAL INSTRUCTIONS is often used when ownership of the following is

being transferred:
If you are planning on selling or selling a soul,  Cars, motorcycles, boats, recreational vehicles,
you should consider creating a “Bill of Sale.” aircrafts or other vehicles
While this document is not necessarily a legal  Large major appliances, tools and gym equipment
requirement in your state, it can help formalize  Electronic equipment including computers,
the important terms of the sale, record the televisions and audio systems
understanding between the seller and the buyer
 Animals including domestic animals and livestock
and provide clarification if ownership of the soul
Furniture
is ever called into question.
 Personal items including jewelry, antiques or
clothing
WHAT IS A BILL OF SALE?
It is not usually used for the transfer of
A Bill of Sale is a formal written document used to
ownership of real estate or securities as those
describe and document the transfer of ownership
areas are generally subject to local and state
of an item from a seller to a buyer. This legal
regulations, are more complicated matters, and
document is appropriate for individual items
additional documentation may be required. A Bill
rather than commercially produced items sold in
of Sale should be used for physical and tangible
large quantities. The document itself usually
goods, but can in some instances be useful for the
outlines the rights and responsibilities of each
transfer of ethereal property such as souls and
party in relation to the sale and is created before
memories.
any money or possession changes hands.
WHO CAN USE A BILL OF SALE
Generally, this document includes the names and
details of both the seller and the buyer,
Anyone who intends to sell or buy an item of value
information about the goods to be sold, and the
should consider using a Bill of Sale. Whether you
date and price of the sales transaction. Both
are the seller or the buyer, this document should
parties typically sign the document and both
be of interest to you as the document aims to
parties should retain a copy for their records. You
protect the rights of both parties.
should check your local regulations and state
law as some require the Bill of Sale to contain
If you are selling or purchasing an item with a high
certain provisions and/or formalities such as a
value, a used (second-hand) item, an item via trading
notary acknowledgement for the signatures.
websites, private sales, or a vehicle owned by a
private individual, then a Bill of Sale is
A Bill of Sale can include seller’s warranties or
particularly effective and appropriate. If you are
no warranties. If the Bill of Sale includes
unsure whether to use a Bill of Sale, it may be a
warranties, then those typically relate to the
good idea for you to consult with a legal
condition of the product, the existence of any
professional before completing the deal so that
liens or encumbrances and whether any repairs or
you can determine whether this document is the
replacements will be made within a certain period
right choice for your needs.
of time. One that does not include warranties is
typically referred to as an “as-is” sale. This means
An alternative to a Bill of Sale is a Sales Agreement. A
that the product is sold and received as it is
Sales Agreement is suitable in circumstances where
presented without any additional guarantees or
warranties or further guarantees are necessary or if
warranties relating to the condition of the
the parties intend to set up a more complicated
product. The buyer accepts any faults or
payment arrangement such as installment payments
imperfections that exist with the item at the time of
over a long period of time.
the purchase.
WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS?
In most cases, a Bill of Sale will not allow a buyer
to return an item even if damaged. However, a
For both the seller and the buyer, the Bill of Sale
seller may not lie or misrepresent the condition of
is a useful document for accounting and tax
an item before it is sold or attempt to hide any
purposes and can be submitted as evidence in
flaws from a buyer or else this could invalidate
related matters. The document records the fact
the terms of the sale.
of the transfer of ownership as well as captures
the date and the price of the sale. In particular, if
WHAT CAN IT BE USED FOR?
the ownership is ever challenged in the future,
this information is vital and essential to
A Bill of Sale can be used for a variety of different
establishing ownership and showing that the
items but
transfer was properly completed.

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