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a e e, a o t ree e ar a o, o rre er a t t
cc si h hi y f h s g which E glish cl gym pp d , , e r
o a on in t e s to r o t e ta e o n an n er an a
b cu i i cl ic l i sp d h c l l f h u h
e are
e fo re th e r ta n n er a a tt re to re on to t e a or t e a t or
R H C ssw ll d h pi c w c ll d I D g
.

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He was th e ev . . re e ,
an t e e e as a e
“
n an er .

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Th m y im w us d e k w err t e e e to no
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’
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,

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.

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,

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’
a t o n e rt as o e r, a o n tr
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.

m i et to o t e nt as to e nt u
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an e an a er a e, an a e o o

f li g
-

’
ee n s te o u, t e r, e as a a er ur e nn e o n t o
c dl him Wh h fi s d w h l k d wild h wi h h wl
.

a an e to en e r t se t o n e oo e t en t a o
dug his fi g ils i th m ugh t s d shu m up l k ligh i g
.
,
’
n er na nto e e re ro no e an t e i e tn n
i h hi s Th h p us d f ply m s h
-
,

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n to t e t n one en e a e or a re te r e t en co
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. .
,

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g cl
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o d n, H h y k d h daf l n a n o se i e n er e t en an e a an
,

u o ut
f h c d pl d h m h d h wiggl d b u wi h w
.

t e n tre , an a n te t e at t e en t en t t t
h fis fu l pu ch d igh d l f w ip y
o e e a o o
fi g s g bb d up
n er ra e a no t er t n
,

e r t an e t, e nt r et
h y up d d w d I ll y h h wl d H
, ,
’
h p y
o et s co t c e pi an o n, a n te ou t at e re a n n er o e e
h gv h s d s d g i lik m d i d up ff his ch i
-
.

t en a e an o t er n o rt , an tar te a a n e a ra s e o a r,

s u ff d h fi g f l h c
t t d six m i h c g bbl d up t e re ,
,

t e
u s d s t l d h i h sh i b u mi u A f h h
-
e re e n er u s a n no ne o re n o rn er, o e a

f w m
e o re t ne an e t e t e r a n a o t a n te t e r t at e
t ckl d i wi h his l f h d l B w y d m mis h m
.
,

a e t t e t an a o ne et e en o u an e, t er, t e an
th w d h t pi w shi f i g b his ch i th ugh h
.

’
at o t e nt t n a o ut

ck u d him G d igh mis

ne a e re an n e r on a r as o e
”
h d a a ta n er . oo n t, te r .
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:

A COM ED IAN wh is v y much f id f bu gl l vi g w o er a ra o r ars, on ea n to n a

w k ee w g sp h l
or t f d y i f s i g p d s
o a d h wis s uo, e nt a a a n a t en n u o or an ot er e
i g h h us fi ishi g di c v d h his ly w y f l vi g h
co r
n t ed o e , an on n n s o e re t at on a o ea n t e
h us w by h chim y h l b xsli
, ,

o e as t e ne or t e e tt er o t
.

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“
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to
“ ’
t
it pli d G g f I bs v d h h d ty i th m wh I w
n ar er e e ,
a a o o an . on on er
” “
at re e eo r e , or o er e s e a a s e n e en sa
h erls ,

a t .
”

ED I T OR w d m tic c itic I lik y u w k i I m

to ne ra a r e o r or s r ; a
d l igh d wi h i N m h w y u g d l v ly d p y
, ,

e te t t w o atte r o o n an o e an re tt a ne
c ss m y b d gush v h l D m ic c itic— N i
.

’ ” “ ”
a t re a e, y ou on t o er er ra at r o, s r

Edit Th t is wh I lik b ut y u ticl s Wi h ll my f m

.

or a at e a o o r ar e t a or er
c itics I w i h w h l f h im Th y w l l y u g f ll ws
.

ot at e r t e t
h y d b i g i l f f h gush b u t s m
r as n a e e ere a o n e o
d v y d th
.
,
’
an ew er no an en t e r n n a ot o re s a o o e
ne w c ss d v y im w i h u xc p i my wi f w— uld u p c m
a t re an e er t e, t o t e e t o n, e o s s e t e
f w i i g h s icl s mys l f S ? D m ic c i ic I W ll
,
” “
o r t n t o e art e e ee ra at r t se e e
h ll v b y such ubl whil I m wi h y I g wi f
.
.
,
’ ’ ’
t ere ne er e an t ro e e t ou ve ot a e,
d h k ws I w it m
.

’
to o, an s e no r e e

J US T thi ty y s fi tp yd
Gr isette de Bera nger was rs l a e at th e La
li D m iq u s P i
r ear ago
h
t eatre d es F o es ra at p
e , iz
ar s k
Th e art o f L e tte was ta e n b y '

c l b t d Vi gi i D m us c ss h tim
.

th e e e ra e r n e ej aze t Th e fa o o ld a tre at t at e h ad
l st h h u p t p s iy
.

o al l h e r t e e t I n o n o r o f t h e n ew ar sh e was t o er o n f sh e
d d b u i ul Fi di g h u c m bl t k
.

o r ere a ea t f new set n n h e r t ee t n o fo rta e, s h e o o

th m s pl y v hm p ck t
.

e o u t as o o n as t h e a was o e r an d put t e i n h er o e I n th e
g m u u ly up h m s up wi h c
.

sh e n fo rt n ate s at on t e an d ro e t a s re am

A d lph D y N hi g
ree n ro o

Wh m sk d g i l
-
,
” ”
at i s t h e atte r ? o ld
“
a e en a o e en n e r ot n ,

mil d I ly bit mys l

.

s e D
Mad amo is elle ej azet on e f
”
. .

TH E vill ai n
w ll k w m l d m h d b sh t Th sup s of a e no n e o ra a a to e o e er
cm d fi d him cc d i gly but h p p y m h d mi d
-
.

a e o n an re at a or n t e ro e rt an a o tte to
l d h gu s d h ly u d w h f i cli k f h f lli g h mm s
, ,

oa t e n an t e on so n as t e a nt c o t e a n a er
Th villi h d d i cc si Th wi g up his ms h
.
,

e d an h a to e, a n ro se to t e o a o n. ro n ar e
xcl im d I di s p f d by h us d bull s b I k s h pp e r o rat e t o et ut ta e t e o
,

i y f c u si g wi h my l s b
e a e e a an or
tu n t o h h igg dly g v m t h suppli
,

r n t a t reat t e n ar
,

o e rn en t at es
its ar my wi h i gu s t a r n .
”

DD I T O N P U R P SE S ch ll t lls g d s y b t c mic si g
I O o e a oo to r a ou a o n er
wh c ll d h h d y h m g s ffi c f f h p i cip l c f
-

’
t e o t er at t e t
i P is
o a e a ana er o e o one o e r n a a e
ch an ta nt s b u g tti g n ggm B l
ar m to see a o t e n an e n a e e nt
“
ut , et e s e e,
"

s id h m g I s m k w y u f c Did y si g h
.

“
a t e an a er ee to no o r a e ou n ot n at t e
V Th l st s s my p f ll w y w
. .

e rn o n Y B
e a tre a ea o n
“
es
” “
u t, o or e o ou e re a
ful f s pu p s pu p s ? Y
.
,

f Y H w
t
” “
h “ ” “
t e
m g did p y If I h d su g W ll I sh uld h v g
ear ro e s, o n r o e o on r o e ou s ee,
hi g b
.

’
ana t o t no t ut
ppl us A s I s g w ch dly I c uld h p pl b mb d d m
er n a us . a n e o a e n
a a e an as re t e as o t e eo e o ar e e
wi h ppl d I g s m hi g l s
.

”
t a es, a n ot o et n to eat at ea t .

ANA m
ic d m is b vi g f i d h hi ss f
er an ra at t, o s er n to a r en t e t nn e o th e h uso
du i g h p f m c f f his pl ys supp d i w wi g
e
r n t e er o r an e o one o a o se t as o n to t h e war
N pli d h w g I sh uld judg it w wmg h pi c , .
’
“ ”
o, re e t e a , o e as o to t e e e .
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T E sup m m m t h d iv d Th h us w hush d
II hre e o en a arr e e o e as e as t e
h i m d W h sh ll I d ? Wh h ll I d ? A d h f m h
.

”
ero n e o an e at a o at s a o n t e n, ro t e
fli s c m v ic i r p
e a Tu h blu
e aOf c u s i w s o e n es o nse
“
rn o n t e e o r e, t a n
’
t
in resp ,

lly d h lim ligh m ugh

o n s e re a h v qui d i an t e e t an o t no t to a e re re t,
ff c w m sc ui d h i fu i us l ,

b h
ut t h e e e t as t e sa e, e ne r ne ,
ero n e r o

PO R O LD S AKESPEAR E — T uth is m tim s st g h ficti H er t

l h u h h p h p is
O r so e e ro n an o n,
yi g much w d ys I c fi m i h
.

t o g t at no t s a at o n,
y h u h tici y f which m b d p d d up A h
a er a s n no a a n on r

is li l
. e re
a tt e s to r t e a t en t O ay e e en e on t ea
v lli g c mp y w c ly pl yi g Cy mb li i h p vi c s
.

t ri cal tra e n o an as re e n t a n e ne n t e ro n e
wh m u imp t w h m g
e n, at a his iv l c iv d
o st n o rtan to n, t e ana er o n arr a re e
,

f m w p p ffi c s Th c w h f ll wi g
e a
n o te f h ro o ne o t e ne s a er o e e o nte n t s e re to t e o
ff c Ki dly l us h v sy psis f y u w pl y Cy m h li
. o n

d et
u h s m If c mic p pl s m i wh is h c mp s
e e t n a e a no o o r ne a e ne, an
’
a t or na e o o e ra, ea e e nt o n o t e o

Evid tly imm t li y is uch du i g hi g s m p pl f cy

. o er .

en or a t no t s an e n r n t n as o e eo e an .

32
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M O DES T Y w m d v y u pl y d p duc it f ou ant e to re a o er o r a an ro e t er

w ds id h m g pli d h u blushi g y u g pl y
. a
ar Y i sa t e ana er e s, s r,
”
re e t e n n n
w igh D y hi k h i is ski g m d g d d l W ll
. o a
’
t
“
on t t t at t to
p h p i is H w w u ld it d f y
r ou n a n e o a oo ea
p duc i fi s d d i f
. e ,

er a s t o o o or o u to ro e t r t an r ea t a t er
w ds
.

ar

AN uth c mpl i i g f h i justic f h p s i c d m i g his

a o r, o a n n o t e n e o t e re s n on e n n
new g dy s id h c su s w u j f h udi c did hiss i
tra e a t e en re ere n us t , or t e a en e no t t
N pli d h f i d h w ld h y y w d h i g h , .

” “
“
o, re e t e r en ,
o co u t e a n an ss to et er

A ND R EW D
( m us h Op i L d ) w UC O W R of Astley s f ’
a o
“
o rse e ra n on on as
d f p ud c mp f h li y p f h d m
no t e or a ro Cut h onte t or t e te rar art o t e ra
“
t e
di l c ( d i l gu ) d c m s s w his f v u i d i c i
a .

’ ”
a e t h a o e an o e to t e o se as a o r te re t on
D i g h s l f qu s i pi c m i g f li i g Wi h
, .

ur n th e re ear a o an e e tr a n e e o ne o rn n a ter s te n n t
g wi g imp i c l g di l gu b w h w l di g c s h
,

ro n at e n e to a on a o e et e en t e t o ea n a to r e at
l s b k i wi h H ld h d g l m h s d l f c ckl wi h ut t ent e
’
,

Y
t ro e n o ar en e re a ea o a t o
g d I ll Sh w i ld h glish
a , e

an i i oo y h w i nY y t E ’
o ou o to c ut t o u sa e t ee, n
y
Th y ( i dic i g h h ) sw N v Th y y
.
. ,
’
m
’ ‘
an en ou n at n t e ot er an e r, e er en
Obs i t E gli hm y d i Th y b h figh s Th h s tl s
. . o u sa ,
’
t na e n s an , ou e en ou ot t ere, t at et e
h m udi c will u d s d y g d l b t
. .

t e h at ter t d h
e a en e n e r tan ou a re at ea e te r,
-
an t e
p ss w c ch c ld whil j u j wi g
oo r o
’
es on t
’
at o e o
’
re a n .

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MEDLE Y h mimic t lls y f h w s m y s g h vi g t k t e e a arn o o o e ear a o, a n a en a

h us i h h f L d p vi u ly v c d by d c h vi g
, , ,

n t d
e n o rt o on o n, re o s a ate a o to r, a n not n
k h p cui plug h sp ki g ub h w w k d h s c d
o e a

ta en t e re a t on to t e ea n t e, e as a a ene t e e on
igh f m vi g i by l ud i gi g h d b ll d s i g up n at t e tar t
by gu u l v ic f m h Vici i y f h p ll w xcl imi g Will y
n t a te r o n n a o r n o or e ,
an ,
on n ,

tt t e n t
c M Sm i h up h G
ra o e ro o 1s i o e a n ou
cm ud l s Sh s w y b d
a ,
’

o e ro n at o n e to rs t t e re e n ane e e rr a
u s is h
. .
, ,
”
and h t en r e t ere .

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CARLE TO N s ys h c w pl y c ll d Th Dg D i which w a e o n e sa a a a e e o etect ve, as

wi fi
r tte n l g b w l gg d bull i
to d m d g h i Th
t a t e rr e r, re at t
c d h Vill i i h fi s ch w d his l g i h s c d s mpl d
ar e, o e e an a e a e
d gd
-
.

o e te t e t e a n n t e r t act, e e e n t e e on a e
his m i h hi d d p lish d him ff i h f u h mid h umult us
ar n t e t r an o e o n t e o rt a t e t
,

uo
pl udi s f l g d f shi bl udi c
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,

a o na e a en e .
,
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: .

WHY I T —F y Th m s ct ss w— lli g f h S t s o t rave t e ta e

ss ss h wid P ci fic Ev y b ok h d
IS so an n a an a re no n 1n

s d w il f bi
.
, ,

t ter n e a cro t e
h i w ps x c ly h s m p f h m ju h s m p f
en s a a o e a z er r en e arte
e ro n e ee on e a t t e a e a rt O e r ar on st t art o
u mb f bo h s si c h
e a e
h hi f wi h p cis l
t e c a r o r s o a, h s m t t e
,

fi s g d w p m d h i by d i g j u
re e y a e n er o o oo n e t e
r t oo e e e r '
Th hi is l f w a e a t o n s t so e t
”
e t
,

o ut no
h w v wh w cip ch m h p d i ms Wh d s
.
,

o e e r, en e an t i at e e a ti e t e re e at e te o oe n ot
V i h icip i f h s g xi ? Th w s p i d h cl d fi
.

t e 1 n an t at o n o t ta t t te s tr t st
hump h p f h d h u h sudd
1 1 e e e e o e, e o se
t t e tO s fh d d h o o r, t t t ot
m u n f clim x
on o t e e rn , e en r ai e o ea an er
ar m h h m m m tum
t en t e tu nd h Sh f m tu tu tu t r o a a t e oo t ro

Si gh S m ld xi v y im su Y v h i y ci cum , ,
, , , , ,

t a e O e t e er t e, re e t, n e e r o n e ar t n an r
s csh y v s hum b i g g h ugh d i
.
,

t an e f as a n o ne o us e er e en a an e n o o ut t ro a oor n
jus h t w y I im gi h fi s im i w d
t t a a S m g d igh can a ne t e r t t e t as o ne o e ran n t
s m ki g f h g wh w m b f h w ct m d x
. .

o e n o t e s ta e, o as a an e o re e as an a o r, a e an e it

i nh w y I w w i w c is t wi h h i l ks n s d w y f
t at a t as n e t as o ns te n t s oo to e an a o
d i g hi g Si c h h b i g c py igh g icul ai h s
.
, , ,

o n t n s n e t e n, t e re e n no o r t on e st t o n, t
b dpd h d m k f v y x f m h dy
.

h as e en a o te as t e t ra e ar o e er e i te 1 ro t at a .

H IRKI NG P LEAS E— O m y h v v y g d
No S f b d
duc d
ne a a e a er oo e ar or a an
wi h u k wi g much b u h m y b i g i y s s
t o t no n
,

a o t ar on or e n n an en e an e at e
mu ici S v l y s g du i g igh h u s p i i t ro ce ss o n , a cer ta n
O ffi i l w bs v d lis i g i ly h pl yi g f
s an e e ra ear a o, r n an e o r

f h b ds
-
.

c a as o er e te n n n te n t to t e a n o o ne o t e an
h
t e cl ud his f c i c si g h li d Fi lly h w
o on a e h n re a n as e s t e ne na e e n t to t e
,

l d db k Whi w p y g d m y b d w w him
.

e a e r an ro e o ut , n e a oo o ne to a an e an t t
all pl y N w h s w
to a w f y pl yi g i ibl music d h
o e re
’
an or t o o ez a n s ns e
,

an t e
s fy g i Wh y d s m f y pl y h hu d
. .

’ ’ ’ ’
re t o ! ez o n t o o t, t o o t on t o e o ez a t e c n e an

im y u m y? ” .

a o r on:
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LOOKI NG v bu dl f ld p p s s ys h [Twh I m c ss
o er a n e o o a er a t e o / ca e a ro an

alm s ill gibl sc wl which m y y s g I w

o t e e dw I w ra an
,

e ar a o
,

ro t e o n. t as

Alb y p ph w i by hims l f h l f s h lf i f im ,
’
er s e ita r t te n e a in ear n e t, a n u n, at a t e
wh h w full f p mis b h d k si i g up ll igh W i h b
, ,

en e as o ro e, ut a ta e n to tt n a n t t o on
c mp i s d l pi g ll d y I i d ply i
o an o n an i g d lm st p
s ee n a a t s ee nt e r e s t n aa a o ro

h ugh did s m hi Thus

.

p h i f e t c, h d o r, t g w o m p i el y l i l e o o et n i t as co ara t v tt e
us h s
.
,

r n t e ve r e
H v ll d h h m e re e e
’
n e at t e o o n,
H sl p b h h e e t e n e at t e su n ;
H liv d li f f g i g d e e a e o o n to o,
A d di ed wi h hi g d n t no t n o ne

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I T I TC HED — A m p f m f H ml t giv Bu t t an a a te u rw e r o r an oe o a e e n at r o n- o n

T s m y s g h fi s g v d igg f li g i c s y s h ,
.

t e t t ne to cra t c

h fu ll v
re n t o e ear a o, r ra e eI , ee n e s ar

his h h ugh l ly m d h i w ig
ea d , t o d d it es s re o ve s in or er to o s o, n t e e 1v

of h udi c i f t Whil d liv i g his li s N dl ss y h m

t e a en e ; n re e e er n ne ee e to sa t e
c d c sid bl mi h
.
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cid e nt re at e on era e rt .

O
ANDh m t u p f m ce th is im
at a no t
h ld P k T h t e at t eatre ,
q u lly l di us hi g ccu d Th pl y w
er a a e r er o r an e o ar

y d by fi
,
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s n ce d e st 1 o e re, a n e a u cr o t n o r re e a as
i which i will b m mb d h h di s f sl p
.

Ti m d h H e an t e ou r, n t e re e e re t e e ro e a te r a ee
w lki g sc
a d h h
n i p cipi s h s l f his c p O his
e n e, a n t e ero n e re t at e er e on or se n t
cc si h c ps cip c d h mb c b cl spi g his ms u d
.

’’
t ate
mid h l u gh f h udi c A d h s w p w fu l
o a o n, e or e re ro er e ra e y a n ar ro n
h erb d o v, a st t e a te r o t e a en e n t u as a o er
id w ll c d sc ly ui d Th m eu wh s
.
,

d b i t sa te e n e u t te I at to r
f h m st d is i gu ish d a d su cc ss f l
an e a e a r ne e a r ac o e
f l i g hus v m him w
.
,

zee n s t o e rca e as o ne o t e o t n e n e u
o f h i c l ss s h i xp i c w
a h c us f hi cu i us mis k
, so t at ne e r en e as n o t t e a e o s r o ta e .
 OF THE PLAY S ANDTHEP LAYERS .

A JUDAH P R O LE M H s t J s m d mis k i c lli g his h B a

’
n one a e a ta e n a n ero
Jud h Ll w lly C h b such hi g W lsh J w ? Why o ? d
.

t t n t
h v E gli h A bs
a e e n an er e -
e a n as a e e o
d Sc ch M s?
-

Y ”
”

“
w e no t a e n s ra e s, an ot o or

Cr G G

FIE LAD I ES — An e w Yo rk
m g s s h t du i g h p st h ic l ana er tat e t a r n t e a t e atr a
s s h h c iv d 6 m usc ip pl ys upw ds f hu d d f
.
,

ea o n e a s re e e 00 an r t a ar o on e n re o
which d l wi h h vil s p c s f f m l li f d ch ct
ea t t d b Z l t e e t as e t o e a e
,

e an ara er, an ea t o a
h ll w i p i f d p vi y Th w
o o n ff d s i
o nt o his sp c h dds e ra t e o rs t o en er n t re e t, e a
w m N wsp p m e ls f d f yi g h i h ds d m ic
.
,

tr t e r at at

Wh pu p s b such but f
are o en e a er e n ar a o on o n an ra

w i i g succ ds i pu i g
.

t n or wh at r o rt to e or one o ee n tt n
g h g d pl y h hu d d wh i h w ds f h m g
r ,

to e t er a oo a t e re are a n re o, n t e or o t e an a er,
“
m k b s ly m ss f i
a e a ea t e
,

o t .
”

a a e

WE c u d w ll k w ct i full gim ls h h d y n t e re re e n ta t e o t er
s ys h B i d F —d m T w H ml s ? w O pi d smili gly (Y
en o a e no n a or n a
’ “ ”
a t e r 0 r ee o o er a et e ne n ou
sh uld us s mil i is t ) N sp d d h mumm s v ly
. .
,
“ ”
t a reat t e
I b l g h A tis s M y s S m p pl h v
o see e o, re on e er e e re
id f h
. .

“ ” “ ’
e on to t e r t e o e eo e a e no ea o t e
fi ss f hi gs
. .

tn e o t n .

a n a

O h t mi
“
my w uld w it b k l w h y f h v g fu l
H, t
”
as t t e
i O ld
a ne e ne o r e a oo e cr o en e
n im Oh h mien tmy w uld giv m i e is h m d
e
“
t at ne e n e o e a at n e t e o e rn
v si A d i h us d y u my will i f y u ll ly w i bi
.
,
’ ’
er on n t s a t o an to one o r e ne o On a t a t,
s ys h Tp i l Ti m
.
,

a t e o ca es .
a a a

WHA T S I N A NAM E —M Do yly C t will b pl s d l

’
h ti r
’
ar e e ea e to earn t a n
h p g mm h Sy cus which li —s b f us h
.

t e rof ra e o a t eatre at ra e, e e o re t e
pl y b i g Th G d li h f ll wi g s c ccu s Th p is t e e nt en e
“
,

SAVOR Y Th t
a e n e on o ers , o o n o r e o era
c c i v y d t il p s t d
o rre t n h e er L d e a as re en e at t e e a re, on o n ,
E gl d
n an .
”

a a

MUS ICI AN— I w y m g h udi —c h t i f Th “

sa ou a on t e a en e at t e o ra o r o o
‘
e

C i h h v i g Emi divi
reat o n
’
Y I f l h i w my
t e o t er e e n n
”
n e nt ne
“
e s, e t t at t as
du y g d h i b i w d d fully i s m B w h e l g
.

t to o an e ar t ut t as re a t re o e et e en t on
d w ci iv s h dl ss p i i s i h i s d ch us s h
.

ra n o u t re t at e t e en e re et t on n t e ar a an or e t e
h d s s i h h ll h c s i y f m i i g qui ll h im d h
-

, ,

ar e at n t e a t e ne e s t o re a n n et a t at t e , an t e
c mp d up p si i i which I—h d i I w
ra e ly d d by h im
o t on
,

n a to s t, as n e ar ea t e t e
th y g h ugh Musici
e ot Y sh uld sit m g h c g g ti
t ro i
”
an
“
ou o a on t e on re a on n
chu ch f whil d g h d d
.

a r or a e an et ar ene .

i} 9
WHAT b u i ful tu is h t sk d g l m f g gi d
ea t ne t a a e a e nt e an o an o r an r n er
di m ig s id h I li Th g l m ush d i h
-
.

”
S il f t re t e ta an ent e nto t e n e ar
sh p s lv d g h mu ic H v y h I li
ra on o, a e an r e

g Silf
.

“ ‘
e st to et t t ta
Th l k l k d but c u ld fi d i
o re o e e s a e ou e an so n ra
di m ig I W d s it g ?
.
, ,
’ “
T
”
t re on o e c er oo e o n t n t O oe o
Th g l m whi l d b d h cl k b ugh him S ilv
.
,

e ent e w an st e a ar o r t o , an t e er ro t
“
er
t h ds m g h g ld
re a a on t e o
is e s
a

THE l l m t d L dy M cb h m k d h l l m d hus
at e a en e a a et re ar e to er at e a ent e
b d Hi h hi h h t I m y p u my spi it i hi
an :
“
e t ee W d t er t a a o r r n t n e e ar
”
on
lw ys k his th w y
. er
i f ld Mo ac a a t oo at a .

a a 1 1}

WHA T d y hi k f Miss Tigh l ? sk d f i c médi o f ou t n o t ace a e o ne a r o e nn e o

ano t h i h G er R m D t y thi k h is f much h am
n t e re e n oo
“
on
’
ou n S e o t e S e
t mp u Mi s M m cy ? W m I supp s y m h
.

” ”
e e rat re as s o nt o re n ar o e ou e an , t en,
re sp d d h f i d But h did t th u gh ly h m t h v s id
on e er r en s e n
’
o
,

on s e e an to a e a
mp m t
.
, ,
“
te e ra en .
28 TAGEI ANA O RFUNNY STO RI ES S -
:

S HE RI D AN HAD A N IC E S N —S h id ld his h h ugh i w high O er an to so n e t o t t as

im f him k W i f Wh s wi f h ll I k i ? w h ply
.

“ ”
t e or t o ta e a e o e e s a ta e , s r as t e re
S h id h d his ff wi h shilli g Y d h pp
. .

“ ’
t re at e n e t o cut t on t
h v shilli g b y s id h h p fu l B T T HE O LD M AN D I DN T AL WAY S
er an son o a n . ou .
a en to
’
a out t U
COM E FF SE COND ES T S h id j wh w c did f P li m
a e a n ou a e o e .
-

O B er an , un o as a an at e or ar a e n t,
ss d f l c d h Sh uld pl c l b l his f h d wi h h s w d
. .
,

a e rt e i e e te e o a e a a e on o re ea t t e e or s
d sid wi h h p y h m d h b t ff Righ T m
, ,
“
T l o e t, an e t t e ar t t at a e t e es o er
“
t o
”

s id his f h b d f g dd h w d
.
,
’
h d
“
a at e r, f ut on t or et to a t e or u n u rn i s e .

{3 {IS

AN O ld g lm e nt e an at b h d by h c st
t h e t e atr e , h ot er e t e on an t c ughi g o n of
a l dy a n e ar him s id a :
“
Th s v y b d c ld f y u s
at
’
a er a o o o r
” “
Th b s I e e t
’
ve
s id
.
,
”
g o t, h a s e .

a a o

WHEN M S idd c ll d rs ons a e on D r J h s h s v c uld imm

o n on, t e e r a nt o no t e
ly b i g h ch i Y M d m s id J h s wh v y
. .

“ ” “
di at e r n er a a r o u see, a a a o n o n, e re er ou
di cul is ,
.

”
g h
o, w f
f oi fi d i t t to n sea ts .

o o c

A Y OU NG c wi h d Qui mpl y him i c m dy to r to e He h sd

f Ab l i A lch mis Qui ld him h
a s e n o n o e re e ar e
h p h ugh his
.

"
th e he t
“
ar t o t to t at t
Ab l
t e e n e n o
p p ch c w h f C i wh m
.

ro er ara ter as t at o a n o urder ed e .

0 {3 if}

A T RAV ELL I NG Mu ch us s id h h d s chu ch i Sp i m il

l g Bl ss m s id G ick H W b d w i ? A b u
n a en a e a e en a r n a n a e
“
y ” “
t
” “
t ten d ”

supp s d G ick b lis

on e e, a arr O ro a as o ar s,

pli d h ld ig
.
.
,

wh h d
t e s tart e n arrato r, no t to te n n
u d li s id G ick b di ff s f m his h S
re e o a o e arr e
Th is i
.

“
” “
n o t a ro ut ot to r e s ,
Which sh ws h G
at n e, a arr er ro er
which g lly b ick
,

ar e hy l g e n e ra as road as t e a re on o t at arr
cc si lly ud
.

was o a o na r e .

c o o

ECO N OM Y V ll L h h w sh ll h t h
to th e t ?
”
V ll I
H w m u ch vil
e ea o a ve go ea re , a
y e
sh g l l xc p i h , ,
.
,
”
b a cab c o s h t
’
an t o at a e e t n a ca so t ere o

Eigh V ll l k h h I ll giv y
.
,

p h te en ens
”
e oo e r e, Lea ’
e ou a s h i lli n
’
fo r
u s l v ll v lk
.
, ,
’

y o f dr e an e a .

EXPE RI EN C ED
hi k y pl y H ml d y y u g SO yo u t n o u can a a e t, o o u, o n
sk d h m g I d sp d d B lgy B ch m fi mly
.

“
m an a e t e an a er o, re on e o ee a r

A d h v y h d y ctu l s g xp i c ? C i ly i I
. .
,
” “
“
a e ou a an a a ta e e er e n e e rta n s r, o r
w uld u d k di fficul ol A d wh p s h v y pl y d ?
n ,
’ ”
n t n er ta e so t a r e n at art a e ou a e
I d k w h y w uld c ll i p x c ly b f h w ks I
o .

’ ’
“
on t no t at ou o a t a ar t, e a t ut or t re e ee
Sh k oo d f h c v s w v si h g
o n e en p sc i ALif o t e an a a e n t e r e at o e n s ea en e n e on

th e O cea n Wa ve .

{1 a a

ACCO RD I NG l st dvic s Su lliv

slugg c lls c i g d d to at e a e an,
'

th e e r, a a t n
“
ea

ea sy d d b h g m is sti g g ius p s ifi d by hims l f

an no ou tt e r eat an
,

to a n en as er o n e e

I is li l s g h I vi g V zi B b hm T d f wm
.
,

t no t a tt e f tran e t at r n e n, e er o re e a n a e o re o
k d fil b hi d S ulliv c sid h i p f ssi di ff cul
,

th e ran an e e n an on er t e r ro e on a i t o ne .

Cr 0 i}

DOWN imm s i n th e fro nt , i n h at

A l dy i
e n e,
s d a fa r wa s eat e ,
But s k it b c us o o n s h e to o o ff, e a e
H h d g w v h er d ea re o er e at e
Mi d d h d f l h h
n r ea er s e , an e t t e ot
U sp k w ds h h dg b ught
n o en or er ea e ar ro .
 OF THE P LAY S ANDTHEPLAYERS . 2 9
T E i d s g i g wh is c mp ll d
H sp d m t t o re to n u o er l e s s e n o r e c s
id b vic im d d v ci u m c
re on -
s n er o o e e on
m yb a e sa to e a t to a -
ers e rc s tan e s .

5? {3
5 £
3

DU R I NG th e p f m c f t g dy b ld h d d g l m
er o r an e o a ra e a a ea e e nt e an , l ki g
oo n
up i h g ll y s id My d m d m I p c y u m i
-

n to t e a er a
“
ear a a re s e t o r e o t o n, b ut th e
u h is y
tr t o u are sh ddi g s my h d ,

e n
,

t ear on ea .

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}

w pl yi g i sm ll w b ck i h v i s id
WE ere a n n a a to n a n t e se e n t e s, a a

h ic l m wh
t eatr l di g h vy m h d h ugh xp i c “
a rat to
A ll h mi s w i h h
a an , e n o ur ea n ea an a er e er en e

W ll h h vy m h d b
.

t e t e t e atre t e
p s c u i g p m id h ugh w c s I h hi d h c m h
n er er e n . e ,
ea an a een
er e t n a o or a en t ro t o a t n t e t r a ct e a e to t e
p w ful sc f h pl y A l s h s id I h v y i my p w d
.

’ ‘
o er en e o t e a t a t, e a a e ou n o e r, a n

hi g h sv y I wh w h sl v m w h
.
,

not n on e ar t can a e ou o as t e a e, a no t e
ms S s yi g h dv c d w ds his mbli g V ic im M cy 1
.
,
’ ‘ ’
a t er o a n e a an e to ar t re n t er
m d M cy h d Y h d m cy f m d I will
. .
,

s h e oan e
‘
er e re to rte
‘
ou a no er or e , an
hv A h m m g u ff v ic w h d f m h
.
,
’
a e f
n o ney or ou t t at o ent a r o e as e ar ro t e
g ll y Y bl m d v mi I ll s l wi h y Th w h c ck
.

’ ’
n t, e tt e t t e
P lug h
a er ou a e ar ou e re as ra

pis l d bull whi d h vy m

. .

f to h et f t e
‘
t
u
o a an a zze n ea r ea an e so n o a

b i u d v ic h w bull s s d s g
.
,
’

g un,
y o h s, d co n t n f e h t e o e, an a s o er o et al te t e ta e
V ill i H did s p l g b fl d f m h s g I h wi g h m ’
a n e n t to on ut e ro t e ta e n t e n e et
h s g m g wh w Whi w i h g Y h v b k up h
. .
,
‘
t e ta e an a e r, o as te t an er ou a e ro en t e
sc h id W ll ? G b ck h s g i d w i f y u xi
-
.

’ ’ ’
e ne, e sa e o a to t e ta e, s r, an a t or o r e t
I gu ss I ll y I w h v m i my c mp y wh is
. .

‘ ’ ‘ ’
e n ot te ou on t a e a an n o an o so
sily disc c d G wi h h sc l v c mp y
.

o n e rt e h t t e ea e t to
m w Th w s i u s T b s d d i h t f s k
ea O on e ne , or ou e o an
y
w w
.

’
o r ro at as er o o e t ran e n t a or a en to n as
c lcul d m k h h v m pp ci iv I ll g b ck h s id H
. .

’ ’

a a te to a e t e ea y an a re at e o a e a e
ff his w i g j bf gig d w ligh s
. .
,

to re o d u st h f s te n to t e oot t
with i j u d xp ssi f c u p p g e o re o n on an n o
c h s id L di d g l m
1
,

an n re e re on o o n te n a n e, e a : a e s an e nt e en

( h t e re w l di s h b h did m t ) with y u ki d p missi t e re , ut t at

’
t at e r

I will u m h sc
e re n o a e n o r n er o n,
Bf dig hw t e Iw ll y u
,

an t to
°

h h y u g l dy d mys l f m ly c i g p ts
re s e e ne e o re o n so , o e ve r, ca o r
i h f c
.

a tt e n t o n to t e a t t at t e o n a an e are e re a t n ar
li y w h b s f f i d Ib y illwill f y u displ y
.

I n re a t e are t e e t o r en s e ar ou no or o r a

I us h w v h t y will cu b y u g us
.

hi l y
'

o f h iero c c va r tr t, o e e r, t a ou r o r e ne ro
s im f i f y h uld h i m h pl y w uld b i t up d If y
.

e nt e n ts , or ou s o t e t e a o e n e rr te an
f h g l m will m m f h Sh w M C y h y will fi d
.

’ '

o t e e nt e en eet e a te r t e o at c art s, t e n
o ut I m a b d f ll w L ud ch s g t d this sp ch
no t a a d h e pl y
o
’
o eer r ee e ee an t e a
um d
.
,
”
w as re s e .

FREN H u h s fu y f ll ws M H C a t or wh gd h are nn e o e ran co u rt , o arran e t e

c s c d p l y f S h B h d s d i g h Ci qu d Hi pp s d
. .

’ ’

re en t t at t e
his f y b c u b d udi c by
a re a or ara er n ar re a n r e ve r, a ea e

r e r act t r i usly kissi g M d m

e a se o re a e n e, o ste n t at o n a a e
B h d s h d d h ch ks f v i us f m l m mb f h i f mily , ,
’
er n ar t an an t e ee o ar o e a e e e rs o s a
wh ow p er e Th udi c ppl ud d h kis
res en t d ll w d his e a en e a a e t e s e r, a n a o e
di g p c d i p c S m f — b i d s mi gh y h
.

“ ”
to o ur te t tr
l l w w u ld l
re a n ro ee n ea e o e o a o ne t e
ff c f hi p c di g d k p l iv s m h s d
.

e e t o t s ro ee n an ee r e at e ot er n- a o en a
uch f s im — dy i g b x s i c s f y u isf t y
-
,

to ent ent s ta e n n sa t
h us
o r ea n e o a e o an ac o r
e bulli i h p
t on on t f e a rt o th e o e .

ARR ICK w c cc s d h s i L d by m i gs
G te t e tre e t
wi h H ll G ick d y k w m
as o n e a o on n on on a an n ra

t Id pli d h c
o a, a rr on t
’
ou no e
“
o n o t, re e t e a to r
g s d h dm c dtg h Du y L
a , .
’

“
S tra n e , w h ai t e tat te re an ,
“
e a te o et er at t e r r an e
Th Imp ssibl
eat re pli d G ick i wh pl y ? I H ml
” “
o e,
”
re e arr
“
n at a n a et.

1 t k h f h c ck wd h tim s b hi d h cu i
. ,
”
oo d
t e p art o t e o ,
an cro e t re e e e n t e rta n .
 TAGEI ANA O RFUNNY STORI ES S -
:

GARR ICK sk d Rich h w much h th ugh t C v G d w uld h ld

a e o e o o ent ar e n
I c uld ll y shilli g h pli d i f y w uld pl y Rich d i i
o o
” “
o te o u to a n , e re e , ou o a ar n t .

it 0 0

EP IT AP H
At
.

( O )
A mbiti s p s h
n an c or

ss y d
.

’
on ar t e o ft e a e
B v wi h w ut ne er t re no n
,

Ad i h l s g h pl y d n n t e a t reat act e a e
D h u g h cu i d w
,
ea t r n t e rta n o n
F fm h l g d i k p or a e e on e ; t e t
A d li f w full f j s n e as o ar
B i f h f il d b s ut e a e to e a tar,
H w b v h s s ’
e s no a o e t e tar .

0 ! 0

ANi q i i m s id Dum s Y n u rs t ve qu d I b li v
an a to a o u are a a ro o n e e
I m i s id Dum s A d y u f h ? W mul tt
e
a s r,
”
a a Ad “
n o r at er
”
as a a o
“
n
y u g d f h ? N g h s ily sw d h d m is A d m y
.
, .

” “ ”
at t t e at t
I i q u i wh y u g t g d f h w ? A p i hu d d
o r ran er e ro , a an e re ra . n a
n re at o r rea ra n at er as n a e, s r, t n e re
Dum s y my p dig c mm c s wh y u s t mi s
-

a p e s, s rr, a n a e e ree o en e e re o r er n a te .

e o o

W WA T HE C OM E DI AN i— Ac m di h d
HO S g d p yM B y o e an a a rra n e to a r e rr
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d y h p d ic i c l ki g Oh my l I m
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.

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ss i yb dy d y k w, c id i g y u lw y f W h
.
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ne n an o on t ou no ons er n o re a a s so re e i t
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.

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b di g Th Gl d
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’

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w l h m k d h w h lpi g h h v d
.

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m id chil
.

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HE h a d h t te t ta en to
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f i h p l c f h i bi h h te e r o r t i tt e i at t
,

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.
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WHA T h K d f y p t d J h Ryd c whas e an o ne or ou re ea e o n er to an a to r o
h d b
a c mp l i i g h v g ch c
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Oh ! is h ? p d d h bligh d v giv m y
.
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giv s y y g d p b c u h d s wish
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Ed gw R d A g l m k ck d h d
on e an e n a nc r
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a re oad en t e an no e at er oor an as e
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so
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bl m u f im i p ssi g gi p i
s ea a as one e o re , a n en t t ra n
pp s k u , e
a e ar to t a e an n reaso n a e a o nt o t e n a n o nt ,
h h m pi c i m lik ly symph y d symph i
a ve n
t en t ast e r h o st

m u ic l c i s hi h p d u c d Wh i pp
e e e s e a on an o n es t e
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re a te s t s a re a t o n t e rt o ro e en t a t
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up i h p d l ly bl w i h i wi h dy mi c i dg h is
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h p dy d h p di h l s v i y f mu ic
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HE w as mumm f h d p dy d b s m f h t e e st to r
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a er o ee e , an a arn er o t e
v
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se e re s t s oo an t e on e r at o n a t rn e on en r r n an t e
md ch l f i g I h v wi h d p i h m i f M
,

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to re c a te t e
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.

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.

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.

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’

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fi ve n te s t e h b w ar as e .

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g s id C ll y h y c liv u p y u
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Th s wh did k w him w ll O pi d h h d b
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h p u ch s A m ic G m d g b his i im
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on t fs m
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b i g w ll w h w u ld w h i c i
r a e o o e er an or er an e r ee ,
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an y hi g d i k bl m i d u bid f w g ly x ci d i h i m d
t n r n a e re a ne n o r, e re re at e er se n t e r tn s
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as t xpl i t S impl ugh s id h c te a na t o n
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.

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’

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or t e sta e s et t e cr t c er n ee an r t a e
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f h l di g c
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.

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.

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,

to o t e e a tr e
i A p il
a : e s, no e r ne s o n en

Ex c ly p d d Si W d h S h iff f Middl s x w l l ,
” “
n r a t re s on e r an t e er o e e
cl i f y i M y
. i
.
, ,
”
o se t or ou n a .

a a 11

CHARLES MATT HE W S h c m di b i g sk d wh t h w g i g d t e o e an , e n a e a e as o n to o
wi h his id h i d d m k chi ct f him h c uld h
,

t s o n, sa e n te n e to a e an ar te o e o t en
d whra lik his f h
o us es e at er .

a e o

C O L M AN b i g sk d if h k w Th H k s id H k d 1 ( y )
e n a e e ne eo oo a
“
oo an e e
ci
.
,

are old as s o ate s .

 TAGEI ANA O RFUNNY STORI ES S -
:

A cl gym c i i g b sm ll i c m e ig d his chu ch s yi g ut a

I m u giv up my livi g s v my li f
er an re e v n a n o e r s ne r , a n
”
st e n to a e e.
a e

I SEE h m m i s c mi g v f m I ly s id
t ere are so e ar o n e t te o n o er ro ta a a
d m i d f m wh
at s t ; I h th y lik ly m k big h i at to
,

t
”

g d c wd h v A
ra an ro e ar, e a re e a e a
p d d hi f i d y hy
, .

Y es,
”
re s on e s r en ;
“
ou s ee t e
’
re a oo ro to a e
m g d h l is w d h w D
.

’ ” “ ’
t to to a c t o rs ,

q u i d h p l ym g wi h w ld f m i g i h i
an a er p y on
y av e a s a ar e oo en an o on t
Id
.

“
h
’
t t s t o ne

k w mu h b u h
e er e e a on e r, a or o ean n n on t
Ad h i d w d hym li g h
.

h t t t en t t e t at

l u m f m c uld p k f i l f g dy i c s qui s
no so c a o at n a ne on r e s n er
whil
-
.

ts e t ra e n te n a t
giv i ch c d h p h ps h w m f u
e a vo e o po e s o s ea or a re re

pk m h
,

s o es en to e t a an e, a n t at er a e as o re o rt n at e t an
hi f i sd r en .

THE Y w s w gg i g h d h f y y ld c s to o n e ano t t e o rt t re
did f l q u c i f h d
e re a er n e r, an ear o a s,
sh ky ch l gy
-

wh d w
’

o n t ee i te e r ta n o er a t es , an as a on ro n o o
g lly x p
e n e ra g d h f c h h h s l f w s i ll i h p m
e ce t a s re a r s t e a t t at s e er e as t n er re
'
,

m k d k l i h mily My
,
-
zo r e

j
e u nos s e, Y w rei i ar f e ou no ta e nt s n e re n t n our a

g d f h w m i d h m st c l b d c s f h d y W , .

”
to t rat e a tres t e
N ll G wy
ra n at er as arr e e o e e o a as
k d h iv l Y h v gu ss d i l s ly
.

"
it e nne h as e er r a ou a e e e t, s e a rt e s
pli d A d h h y w u sid c l b c is
.

re e . n t en t e e nt o t e to e e rat e e n t e n ar e .

m ly h cus m i S c ch h s
IT w a s fo r u c h pl y t e to ot t e at re to n e t
u di g i g O S u d y igh Du d m g s pp d
er n anno e a 01
h
t e s cc e e n e ve n n ne at r a n t, at n e e, a an a er te e

f w d d c ll d T m w igh Th m w S bb h
.

’
o ut t
sh u d u chi f m h g ll y I k w
or ar an a e o o rro n e o rro s a at

i h dy wi d
-
,
“
o te an r n ro t e a er no i t, sa d t e re a tt e
m g T m w igh s m will b p ch d i W d Ch p l
-
.

a na er O o rr o n t a er on e re a e n ar a e

wh c ll c i will b k up f h c v i f h J w O M
-
.
,

en a o e t on e ta e n or t e on e rs o n o t e e s n on

d y i gh w i ll b p f m d h wi h w c y S hyl ck h J w wh m
.

t s e ne r t e
d w Pi
a n t e er o r e e re , ne o e o

Sh k p usu l
, , ,
”
a es e are re . r ce s a s a .

Ho w are yo u this m i g s id Fw C k N to o t at a ll my
Th I c g u l t y
o rn n a a ce t oo
s l f pl d h g di id Fw
.

e re ie t e tra e an
“
e n, on rat a e o u, sa a ce t, fo r
b wh v l will y will b g i by h b g i
.
,

e oe e r e se yo u , ou e a a ner t e ar a n.

0 0 O

A RETI RED c a to r n a md e a fa vui o r te h en 1 Macd u fi

'

b c us
e a e he w a n te d
h e r t o lay 072 .

o o

LO RD DUNDREAR Y e xp s d hims l f f v u bl
re s e m i g wi h e a o ra e to arr a e t a
d c d W f s si
e e as e i e
’
s te r o n t his g u d — I is c mic l b c u h h
ro n
“
t e o no a e a se e as

on ly m h i l wo ne ot er n a .-
”
-

e e n
,

I HAV E w fu l c ll c i s y Si W l f t ibl m i g c ll d e t o n, te r, o ee t n
M i H us f w fu h
an a re o a s r a a e rr e a e
to g h et e r at si c i d
th e han s o n o e a e y e a rs n e, n or e r to rt er t e
es ta blishm f h w d fu c Sch l f D m ic A Th m s
en t o t s t at rt t earn e t
l q u c f h p m s f il d u ly s i p pul h u i sm b h
e no e n oo o ra . e o
e o en e o t e ro o te r a e t te r to t r o ar e n t s a ut t e
L dM y f h p i d clips d hims l f by g c f l llu i ,

or a or o t M e er o e e e a ra e u a s on to rs

Chipp d l w h x him pl f m M Chipp d l i

.

en h
a e, o s at n e t on t e at o r
“
rs en a e s a

l dy I h v l w y dmi d b s id b h is d w m
. .

” ”
a a e a a s a re e a ot as an art t an a o an

D ld M Chipp smil d bl dl d l k d qui h ppy b h L d

.
, ,

te ut t
M y u f u
ear O rs e an y an oo e a e or

yw Y I h v lw y dmi d h
.
,

a or n o rt n at e l d I [m e n t o n,
“
es, a e a a s a re e r, a n o
”
been a l
p ya
go er, m a n a nd boy , t/zes e fifty y ea rs .
64 TAG EI ANA O RFUNNY STO RI ES S -
:

I l v h gg g i t mp ily ? Why b u di g P th ? sk d
t at o n

B u ff l Bill S u
ea e e a re e o rar o n n an
I d lik visi m ld h m B lly Kilm ky , er a e
’ ’
to t at
A ll igh y
a o re , an e e o o e
wh I m h v w k s fu l ugh
.
a uc
’ ”
i
’
en so n e ar t . r t, o u can a e a ee r o .

! f}

ONL Y c did G us H is v c m g i f H w s gi g s m to ta
N w h hu y u p wi h h h u d y ll d G us A d j u h m s
on e arr e er o e r e . e as n a to r .

”
t en, t t at t
w fu l cl p f h g u i icl b u s v Du y L b f h m
o ,
rr n e r, e e . n st t en a o t
t n e ar t t o
h wi g c u ld w gg l d Au g u s us
a a o e en e r er r r an e e o re t e at
y N bi lik
an
”
t e nh o a e t e t e a t ra -
. ot a t e It, ro are t .

0 0 0

m u
IT was at an a at e r re e ar a , a n d t h e o o o ld ar o n , wh o h sl g d p s did ’
d
v u l igh
n t
wh p i hi s w uld b
are
t h e e entf t f r fe ar o f at h i s s ay, h ad
c u ld
g o o n n o ar s o n e r o
smuggl d h wh pl y im h
een
i n t o e ar at h e o f th e He go t i n i n t e t o e ar
vi l i u cu d
e o a

sc b w b u w p
.

t h e gr e at e ne et e en th e l a n o s m an a o t t o n an d t h e te
wi which ll ws I l g h ld pl c my
e rs e
fe , ra n a s fo o — Sh e : “
m ay n o o n e r o a e in
h u sb d h
z a
mk g e ar t—
’
at but am t l s t re s o f h i s b my b d I s i l mi s
h u—s c Y u wi h s
an s a e a ra an s

l v d mk mv my
-

— — ea e it — on t He “ ’

l w I hi k I u gh up w & &
o e r o ss a e a o e o r s e
sy h hi ks
are .

a g t n o t to et no c c Th e ld m
o an a s t
pl y di ffi cul u d d ,
.
,
. e n
a s are t to n e r s ta n .

0 0 O

WH IC H ll v y fu y li i Ch l s Th m s S w S ys
’

s m b dy h A dv u M j wh w s l f m d l h i b s m
re c a s a er nn ne n ar e o a ca r ecr o . a
to t ent ot o
W ll I sh u ld hi k
o e o e re r a o r, o e ar a e a s on s o o
“
A y relly i l d h o u re a I k m
e nt t e to t o s e e o t n so to o
’

b d c d d b
, . e
”
f or a a ar e t .

0 o 0

T E G ER M AN EM PER O R A T T HE THEA T RE
H Wh h Emp f t
‘

G m y p y vi i u ffi ci ly i
en e e ro r o
h di h
.

d i t to a t e a t re en t n t e re s t e t e
u l d
er an a s a s an s s n
p f m c
e r or c mplim h c s h d
an e bs v h
to o e nt t e a to r e o es not O er e t e n at ra an
f mili s yl mpl y d by Ry l y f w l d w h s d f h pl y ,

t t t e
u
a ar e e o e o a o o ur o n an o en or a er

pl y s h i p iv b x d xp s p s lly h i s to t e f pl a te
,

t e
m u pl c d p
or a er r r o an e re s e r o na r e nse o e as re

at h p f m
t e A er o r xhibi d
a nc e n e no r o s a ar at re s e n t e te on a
h di g h Ry l Th B li i fi i ff d m
.

at t e f e a t re , te s t to a st

c u mb u s f m f c mplim Th pl c d i q u i i
o ar n o a er n, es ar er an ore
ro or ido n o e nt e a ar n e st o n s sa to ru as
f ll ws Thi is i fy h Hi M j s y h Emp d Ki g h s
.

o o s to n o t t at s a e t t e e ro r an n a

d ig d c mm d m xp ss ll h c w h k p i h
to to e to t e
,

to r s t oo ar t
,

t e
p f m c f h pl y Th H ly L u gh his ll high s i f c i
e ne o an e re a a o n
’
e r or an e o t e d a e o a a e t sa t s a t on an

pp v l sp ci lly h l di s lm
-

d— d h d to t e to t e nt e

S ig d h Ry l S u p i d f h Ry l P l yh u s
a ro a ,
e e g a a e S o an -
so , a n e en so an - -
so .

ne ,
t e o a e r n te n ent o t e o a a o se .

A W ELL KN O W N c wh is w ll lik d k w w idi g i to r,

m ib u s f w d ys g A p y f u
a o as e e as no n, as r n n an

d d k hi s
-

o n a e a a o ar t o fo r e n t e re an to o t e r ea t s

Th y w w ll d s d b b dly w h d l ud i v ic i p
. .

f ut e an d a t t e rn

cl h s p fu wi h h i j ll y
e e re e re se a as e ; o n o n o
ot h i i Th y t yd t e
,

e we an d t
‘

e r c o n v e r sa t o n

m u ch h y did q u i l g l m
e ; ro se r er e a nn o e

Th pi d pp i
.

th e t et o d ent e an s eat e te t o
l u d f v Th k g d s !
es an as as e a o os

him wh h y g an d en t e o t o u t, t h e a tt e r t t e re a er ent
“
an oo ne s

Y ily ll h h y dd d h Th pi Oh y
te id w at t
”
t
“ ”

i h c s hi v s O f i d m d h u i d
o u can eas e ar e , a e e es an e s, sa

lm
.

th l g d e nt e t e r a to r t
xi O P sid
e o an , e or e e . ur r en a e a rr e

e t . . e .

a o o

SU PP O S I NG M H y I vi g y h p pul p f mr f h e nr r n o r an ot er o ar er or er or t e
m h w giv i m i h p i ci p l m f
.
,

att e r o f t at, to e n t e rt a n e nt t e an

w lc m d wi h u xp c dly ific b u ppl u

e re e an n r n a ro o o
h l dh
o te t at h e was te t e rr rs t o f a

u u
an e o e t an ne e a s e,

w h y w uld w j s i fi d g di g ci c ms c wh lly
,

h be t in t ta n e a s
u p c d d — B c us bvi u ly w uld b s li g
o e e re ar n e r o
n re e e n te e a e o o s it o e a ta rt n inn -
ova ti o n .
 OF THE P LA YS AND THE P LAY ERS 65 .

AN OT HE R STO R Y FKEAN — Will s ys M H wh w Dick s O s, a r at to n , o as en s

’

si di ld I vi g h y s ld h w
. .

H / l W d
’
to t at at 1 0
K i M b h Th m u d sc m d uch g u m
a s st a n t e to r o n onse zo a or s, r n e ar o e as

k
-

“ ”
to a c et

imp ssi u p him h h h d b k

ta en s ee e an n e r er ene a e s a r e so e

h his s s i
.

f h t at to t a e n o u t o t e t e a t re e n at o n
d d u s N ly y s f w ds
re on on e a e

w fd h vi g ten t er no t s ee n

K si c h fi xp i c f h i i g h w cc u s m d i h f
as o n e o rea an na ea . e ar e ar a ar ,
a n

t at rs t e s a ct n to n t t er
wh h p l c w v y q u i
e an n e er en e o e as a e e a
t ed h v his di c i e t, to
,

nn er a t e r ta n

ch p h u s
n oo n, en g a e as er o an a e a

f f m wh h w
e notmpl y d O d y whil h w
i g his m l m c m i h m d d by h fi — cu i u s
o o ar ro er e e as e o e . ne a ,
e e as

e at n n to t s to o t
li l m Wi ll h ugh P s ly Wills f u d h h c u ld
ea a an a e e roo an e re a r o

tt e
,

du
t o t en t t at n ot

l ki g him h w f id c u ld fi i h his di
a n, s re o n e o en re

hi p i f c
.

t s e rs o n oo n at e a s a ra o not n s nn e r , n a t
up
ot d w h w i W h is th s g m ? I
e n t o ut c to t e te r
,

at t ra n e
’
t e at
l k d h u gh h gl z d p i g f c ff
an a o an an
g
my di Th w i
.
,
”
te r t t th
id Oh h s h f m us M K ! H is h x
nner e a oo e ro e a e O en n o e o ee

md
.

’ ”
d t at t e t e te t
f p ych l gic l disc u s i
ro o oo r, an sa , ,
a o r . ean e re

or s o o a s on .

a a o

S Ew ch is
H d b u b m
as a i d N u lly h wish d h or t e r, a n a o t to e arr e at ra s e e t e
c m y b imp i g p ssibl I w mu ic h id h
.

“ ”
to ant to
d s l dy f i d Wh w u ld b h m pp p i u ? Oh
e re on e as os n as o e . s ,
s e sa er
“ “
e ar e t a r en at o e t e o st a ro r at e t ne
h l ly h m w h sp s Th V i h b h d i h
.
,
“
t at ove an t e as t e re on e, e o ce t at r e at e n t e
Ed Th g is s id h did k w i ,

en Th e atre . e or an t a e n t
’
no t .

{3 52
}

THE y u h fu l i c l k d v y d d p pl dmi d him f i

o t ar s t o rat oo e er sa an eo e a re or t,
s yi g h i w
a n f w d ys h b y h w d much g i f h
t at t as n o t o te n n o a a t at a
,

o s o e so r e at t e
d h f h i g dm h
e at o V y d id symp hi i g f i d V y
s ran ot er
“
er sa sa a at s n r en
“
er
V y pli d h y u h d g f li g f dmi i
. .
,
”
d “
t e t re at e r ra t o n

him which w u ld h v l s d h d h
sa er re e o an a ee n o a aro s e
c iud F Ic g
.
, ,

f
’
or o a e a te a e not o nt n e or an t o to
h G i y igh b by g d I ll h v b x h Empi 1 N w w
, ,
’
t e a et to n t ; ut at t
k w wh is m by h C u g i g i h l f m u i g
-
a a e a o e re o e
no at e an t t e o rt o n n to a -
o rn n .

THE Duk f W lli g s u h b s u cc fu lly l w d f m i to n s

’

ta t e
H yd P k C
e o e n as een e ss o e re ro ts
w ll k w p si i M Wil B ugg s s t o n at
hi i g f p g s d v l u i m u m
e no n o e ar o rn e r r so n arre tt s e t
h
-
. .

h S l e
‘

t at , a s t
’

t o n, a e nt to t e
i pp p i ly u cc d h f h I Duk
s s an a e o ro re s an e o on
migh
z oe
g n
“
t not na ro r at e s ee t at o t e ro n e .

0 0

A PR O P O S Th gi l s ys H w d P ul i h O F ACT RESSES — “
e r e are r s, a o ar n t e
A l w h hi k h i f h i f c p y d th i l g sh p ly
.
a ,

T/ zea tre
“
t t at t e r re tt
W ll H w d d su ly h y
nnu a o n a e s are an e r
h i s ck i d is c mpl
, e s a e
t e r to n t ra e o e te e o ar an re t no t
f giv g dd li c ss wi h h b v
e a re
- -

A y
.
, ,

far o u t w t an r a te , n an a tre
c u s h b y i h m c mm pl c d
e can or e a oo ea t t
dv g s Sh
.
e a o e
a a n ta e e c an r e er e tra er n t e o st o on a e an
m i l f bl d s ill b s cu d dmi i
.
un
e ot o n a f o t re e s , an t e e re o o ur ar ent a rat o n .

0 G 0

H E R E is g d s m l d m f h dv c d lis ic d e n s at o n i fo r t ea
dv u s f f m u s
oo a e o ra a o an t
pl y c ll d O h T i l whi h d ls wi h h
a e r ea or er .

I n a a a e t t t ent
K u cky f i sm
n e ra c ea e a re
D lB d which h h sc
, o a a o
’
e nt ro n t e rf f i an , o n e an oo n e , a n as t ts
fis csimil f h fi l g h v buil i K ucky h g e i
or e en e o
r f
t act a a e o t e rs t o ut e er t n ent t at t
i is h c p u f D l by h Sh w I di s w h bi d him h , e r s
’
n at o n t t t
s k which h is b b u
e a re o an e a nee n an to t e
d h l v him f whil m s u wis ly , o n
ta e at e to e rn t , a n t en ea e or a o t
u b h ld M lli h highly i d m f h id D l
e, n e , ,

as i t t f rn s o u t t e tra n e
’

s h b k d f i m u f s s h i p s wi h h
or e o o e, ar e o t sa
h d
-
e an ,
e n t er to t e n o tt e ro n t e r s ten
h d g ll p T u ly si u i w hy
e an , n a s ro t te e t
c i s him ff h b ck
e er
-

,
an
arr e o on er a at a an a o t at o n
pl y m g wh ch c s ck d w b ys pi s d
-
r a o rt
o f a a a on t er “

( g ui ) bucks q u ws
o se ara ar e re one co
d p pp s f h Sh w I di s
-
o , o n e er , an
“ "
en ne s a an a o o se o t e a ne e n an
, , .
 TAGEI ANA O RFUNNY STO RI ES S -
:

H AM L ET S S OLI LOQU Y ’

Rw d by Tp
.

e se a o er

T d i k d i k ? Th h qu i or no t to at I s t est on
Wh h i bl i w dly s u ff
o r n ,
r n e .

’
et er t s no er n ar to er
Th p g d wi chi g fu e sy s m ch
an s an t t n s o n ea to a
O k b dy ddy g i s h c lic r to ta e r an to
’
a n t t e o
,

A d by imbibi g d i T d i k sl p
-
,

n n en t o r n to ee
T — d by s z yw
o s n o red an a no o e, t o sa e en

Th h d ch d h m i g p chi g hi st
,
’
e ea a e , an t e o rn n s ar n t r

Th d i ki g s h i i c —summ iat
’
to t s at o n

D v u ly b wi h d T d i k
r n n e r a on
’
e o p y t to e s o r n to a

T p y h w i s bill ? Ay— h s h b
.

’ ’
O a t e a t er t er e t e ru

F i h s ip lik bill or p m yc m n t at n e e a s to a o e,
Wh w w uld shu ffl ff m l sc ,

o rta
M u giv us p us Th s h p ct
en e o e o o ur ore,
’
st e a e e re t e re s e
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O UT O F IT — C o o ke , en at t e ze n t o s a e, as an
u c d pl y h S g D bli Th Wh h m d h i
.

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fi ne act n an d as o o e o a ts an ra o ra o t
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,

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,

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.

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.

a en e to an e t e e e. ut t e re e to ac e t t e te ra t o n ,
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t reate to t e e no en o n o a n an r ea n t s e e .

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m d R l d wh b g c h A m to r at t
bigu d f w d k v lli g c mp y u d h c u y i c l
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t t e to to t
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.
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him w hil v l li g i Au i H w d i c i f w y i y
ar e on e n n rre
.

to st t ra e n n s t ra l a e as ue n a e r ta n ar a t
which b d w h s ch f h m g s i m h d b i
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s a an ous o u rn e e a rr ve e rs t t n t at
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.

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,

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.

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.

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h d mu h f his s f mu ic b f ; f h s pp d
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,

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s t e ne a te n t e hw or a e o e nt an t e n, t n n t at e ac as
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to t e sen rs t , e tart e
,

t o s e n e ar e a at o n

as Th fiddl h i 1 Th e h fiddl N h pi
e as G d t re e t o o ne o n t e e O t e an o oo
l d pi h pi v ! Wh b h musi i s s pp d h s m , .

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t im sh d f di pp i m w s c ss his f c d h w h d o nt e nt to
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y l p s g w b hi d h sc s c g u l h
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.

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e ne ; an as t e a er ere
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,

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,

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oo on e a er ra ro ee n an an e n er
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d g d d h g m g u i g up him pp d him i m
.

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c d h d v u d push h s g h s g Th f ct to t tran e r o n t o t e ta
k h Pic f
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.

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0 0 0

b st s i s f M T l s A us li t u h just b t ld
O NE o f th e tor
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.

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M T l l di g g ld fi ld c i Vic i M y s f g ld ci i s
.

r o o e at a ea n o e s e n tr e n to r a. a or o o en t e
v y l vish i h i h pi li i d i si v y dis i guish d visi
.

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q f
fiuag ch mp g i n h w h ll This ap icul M y a w m ne n t e to n a art ar a or as o re r e
m k bl f h i g d s ci l qu li i s h his sch l hip d i p p si g
-
.

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nt o rr e te
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.
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t w o n no t to o rre t o n t
tim H w uld b u f h i w syll bl s wi h h cc
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”
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.

t e en a a to r o n e ea an t r e e rr e to t ro o t t e a o ra
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o ne o mus ci w t a on r a a e e are , t e o ar an , en
h d ccupi d b xwhich f i dly c m di h d s him
. i

to a t e atre an

u d h d s i g m f his f i d u lly
o e a o a r en o e an a ent
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.

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s di g up h i m fi s H w c di lly w lc m d his f i d s d s
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l ki g him wi h much i s Wh h l f h d ss h vi g b w d
.
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.

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f h w ll k I p sum i ”
o t e w h h e ~
no n aut o r, re e, s r .

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’
S ar a re or an a us s to r o n t e a to r,
m i g ld f i d wh s m h c uld c ll c k him
.
,

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h m di By w y f m ki g h disc v y h dd s d him i h
to t
v i g h vi g p vi usly m d s v l i ff c u l ff
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.
,
“
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,
’

h w y te to
Oh ; wi h w P s
r en e re a n e a e a a s as o ou s e o r

nam i d d w h v l id b l f wi pO i
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wi h c wd f h g l m d f h m mi k , ,
,

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.

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AN c w f m us m d his fi s
a pp c
to r, n o h s g i p a o a e r t a e a ra n e on t e ta e n a ro

i i l ci y H w y u g v us d f il d dism lly i h p h ,

d t t e art
f u d hims l f h t g
v nc a e as o n an ner o an a e a n e
yi g p s d s ss m f
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at S t e on t e ta e t e a to r e t an s te e or ar to
ligh s H — is d his h d c mm d sil c d p i i g h
.

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t e oot t e ra e an to o an e n e , an o nt n to t e
c bb g h d s id L di s d g l m I xp c d pl s y wi h
.
,
“
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a a e ea a a e an e n, e e ea e ou
my c i g b I c f ss I did xp c h
-
,

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l s his h d v i H w ll w d p c d wi h ut fu h d l y
.
,
”
o e ea o er t . e as a o e to ro ee t o rt er e a .

di h ld i N w Y k l g g h gu sts f ll discussi g
AT no t o, t to
u h hip f S h k sp s pl y A m g h gu sts w
a nn e r e n e or on a e e e n
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t e a t o rs gd
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.

h w at t o t t on
“

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e as a e e o e e e e re e e e
fc u
.
,
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rate ly “
on t t t ut n ot
w i h pl ys h l s h g s pp u i y f h i li f ! F
, o o rs e no a o or a on
”
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,

o t e o n ro er as r e e e t o a en t n
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a o o

GARRICK A T I M E R ME RC HAN T — Rg s d sc ibi g F t s m B o er e r n to oo e o e

m k m d by G ick L cy l v f m y m mp
.
,
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re ar s a e arr on a s o e o o ne as a ere at t e t to
c v h i w p im y by h wi g i his f ll w p h d dd t t on
,

at e n t e e ,

ld q u s i h did G ick k h b m
o er s o n ar s on ro n e o a en e

wi h h f Why
-

’
t t e O e f t on o o n ea r t n t arr ta e t e ea o ut o
his w ey b fo cki g h m i th p pl s ? H is
n e e o re att a n t e o te n o er eo e
’
e no t
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A P L I NG UZZ C UE— Qui wh n, en a ci t ng

“
J u dg B l c e a an e in th e R e
88 TAGEI ANA O RFUNNY STO RI ES S -
:

t h C l sm figu fu i p d ll h s f hi g d
ar te r at t e r, t at o rt t
’

slyly c i g j k I pi k d him u p
an o e re s , nn e r an a o n on t
k w pli d
-
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Y S m s ent n
“

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d z ch ic Spi i w ss mbl d i h s l
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ll w m i duc y w v C l L ud
.
, .

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to n tro o u to o ur n e e n tr t t e n an t
l u gh d i ks u d f ll w d
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’
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’

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I Sh u ld h hi k h w hi Why
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c m di f h i cqu i c
,
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. .
,

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an

d y ou t to t to at e et e at
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“
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f h d ci g g
t wh g s h ugh h i ic ci s f c illi lik o a t, t ro t e n tr ot
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f ll ci Th p f m c s f h d g Billy
.

t te r t t a t re
up fig u s lik pi c f ch lk d w ks p bl ms i lg b wi h
e er r . e er o r an e o e o , a a r e on
l g t
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t e e nc ts N c will b k .h d s on ten en . O o rn e t a e n at t e oor .

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AT T HE P LAY Deadh e ad ci g m g
to a t nI y s dd ld an a er :
“
sa en e ar o
dl s ll wo n t yo u Act F d l I N m Why h lw ys
-
,
.

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p yi g f m f li u i f y ly c y it succ ss o ut
‘

te rat
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a n or o re , o u ca n o n arr e

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.
,

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di wh i d u lg i d m ic c i icism
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r s er

an e to r o n es n ra at r t
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H ER F I RS T THEA T R E— Th y xi usly w i i g h is f h e s at an o a a t n t e r e o t e
cu i Th pl y w
rt a n f h m l d m s h c us h h i
e d a as o n e O t o se e o ra a t at a e t e a r t o s t an
hi d l gs d s y h Fi lly h l f h ump d h
.

on i ts n e an ta t e re na t e to o t e o t e tr et an t e
wh z f h chi idi di d w y lik m y b b h b s d umm
.

ee e o t e en r on e a a e so an ar ers, t e a s r er

s p p d m ki g b s hi
to e d h cu i ll d f ly d
a n h ly up a e ts , a n t e r ta n ro e so t an s n oot

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w ent o nmu chi g h cl v Fi lly h vill i i b w v c
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.

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h will p b b ly b b ck i
.

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.

“
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.
,
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.

e en e h s b t as o u n as e can e e oe t at t n e t t e
w k d p b bly h p s t m m h ki g h l d f h
. .

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.

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d i k f w k I w uld k fi im s much h w uld h ld
.

r n or a ee t o ta e ve t e as as e o o to
ff c him But why d s h p his f d w fi mly B c us
.

”
a e t oe e ut oot o n so r e a e
hi ks h is w lki g h M ch s Sh ffi ld d Liv p l Ril d
.

h e t n e a n on t e an e t e r, e e an er oo a ro a

an d h kips ligh ly v h l p s g v d gg F qui im

e s as t o er t e s ee er as a ra e I er or te a t e
v y hi g w w ll Th h w w w m dyi g
.

e er t n e nt e d en t e re as a i n t er sce n e , an a o an n
hu g y i s w d i f Oh his ibl sigh d h y u g gi l I
.

“ “
n r n a no r t t Is t e rr e e t e o n I t
is lm s w m h s g h chim d h y u g m
. .
, .

’
a o t as ar on t d e ta e as er e , e In t e o n an
“
an at
h p
t e m m h up
I e se n t p b bly gi g summ sc
en t t h
,

t e
b ck f h s g wi h b u i fu l p p s s g wi g f sh ggy d m s
o e s e s ar e ro a arra n n
)
a er ene on
a o t e ta e , t ea t a e r ro e ro n o ut o a o or at

p i dg
a n te l k lik g ss B h s ms b s v g B to ut S to tar
”
ut
,

h u gh Th c ss liv s Vic i M si
re e n oo e ra . e ee e in .

’
s h e I sn t, t o d y at a t re e at tor a an o n s, a n o u can s ee
h h s u d su ff i g f m i dig ti If y hi k h s vi g
.

t at s e to t an ou t tar
gs j u s l k m m
IS er n ro n es on n s e 13 n
will di m d c ss h b s m
.

i d yt oo e n t, a n
s ss u d h h h u g y ll d if h is h
n ra ,
a o ou se e a a on ro on ei o o .

Y o u c an re t a re t at s e Is not n r at a an s e s e ca n
ea sily h v s dwich b w h cts Sh w ll p id f
a e a an i g y et e en t e a e IS
,

e a
,

o r s tar v i I
,

as ou
by h w ll f d l k d p b bly h w d i g w if h ilk
.
,
’
ca n s e e er e e oo an ro a s e S on er n no t e s

d ss which h d ssm k p mis d f m w will b h m i id

-

re t e re a er ro e o r to o rro e s ent o e ns e

f w k Ic h lp f li g y l s i h s w S w!
-

”
o a ee ann o t e ee n s o rr fo r o n e o t n t e no no
s id h y u g m smili gly D y k w h ll h ic l p pl
. .

“ ’
t t t at t e atr
l ss ccus m d s w ? D y k w h h y g c fu lly
a e o n an , n . on ou no a a eo e
’
ar e m ore o r e a to e to no on t ou no t at t e ra e

ll f ilw y c i g
o ut o igh d uck h ms lv s w y i s w e at n t t t e
d i f ? A yh w h is
ro a ra a arr a an e e a a n a no

r t n s w I is o pp t at d h m wh i not no t n o te a er, an t e an o s
c duc i g h w is sp di g i ugh I d f ll
.
,
’ ’
on t n t e sn o s tO I III h n t re a n t e no t o e sn t a on t e
p wm h h d i p p ly I is l l g i g sid f h
.

oo r o an s o t at s e can e ro er t a o n o n o ne e o eI
w wi h u h w i gs h h ds wi h h b i
.

no hn ht o t to uc e r, a s s e r n er an t t e t t e I oo o
c ld Th w s m is w f wid B sid s it is s w I
- - - - -

,
’ ’ ’
at to r n t t e et t t s
u p A d by g ci us I jus w s m l v —d fl k s d
o s no o e e e n no
pp
. . .
,

note t o rn t sa
jus
a er n ra o o e a en er a e an
f h m h d D th y g i g
.
, ,
’ ”
t e i i B t ut t se e
p u sh h f ll w i h iv ! Th
o ne o a e ar s r on e a re o n
w h is g
.

‘
to t at e o nt o t e r er e re I s n o a te r t e re i t re e n

cl h sh k
ot l k lik w d wh to h m is push d ff h will at er, a n t e
,

h u d ll v h h us d h
a en oo e en an e o e
s ik h w
tr e
,

th d h y will h
at at e r s o ar t at ou
,

e ar a t a o er t e o
,

e , an e
will p b bly b b dly b uis d Jus h h dis pp d f m vi w d
ro a e a r e
”
t t en e a eare ro e an
l d d i h w t wi h c sh spl sh A d h y u g l dy k p
.
,

t e t no t a t t on
l gu ish d s u ff i g Fi s
an e n a er a ra a n e o n a e
w yi g h ugh h w l ki g
.
,

o rr n as t o s e as oo n at r e a an an er n r t
h w uld sigh d h Sh d s u il h lly pp d b
, .

s e o an t en g e t ear nt s e re a a eare to e In a I ea t

s tat e o f gi H symp hi s w tat i o n h h l d d h d at

,

t O I ou eI t e n
h w uch d h u d ds f im s by h p h s f hu d ds f—hi gs h
a g y
. er e e re a i o u se ,
an er
e art as to e n re o t e t e at o o n re o t n s e
w Ad h x d y h l d i ll s m f h f i ds h w h
t t e re at e t a to
sigh d d c i d d u ff d d h ssu d th m th t h h d v b
sa . n e ne a s o e o er r en o s e
e an r e an s e re an t en a re e a s e a ne er e
h d such spl did tim i ll h li f ,

fo re a a en e n a er e .
9 0 T AG E I A N A O R F U N NY S TO R I ES S -
:

M E M D ES KA h ct ss is b igh w m wh d s h sit t ’
M O J t e a re a r t o an o oe n t e a e to
j k s i c ju i bl c ly
.
, ,

l i l i d fi w S h w
'

rac t ca e nt a n st re e nt
sk d f b i f ci i B h u gh h
p yp a y o e n an nn o a e a e as a
visi m i
o .

to r at d w a ns o n an t at o n ut t o
ck d h b i hi g p p c u d h
a as a e or a r e re s e
d fi lly h b gg d
.

ra n n o t to to
g u Th sugg s i w
ra e er n a ro os re rre e r, an na s e e e
b l ff wi h
et o sh s l c i h iv t o rt t o n In er nat to n e t on
ppl ud d d m d m b g A l h u gh h li
e a e e e e e as
s c uld u d st d
.

a a e an a a e e an. t o er s t e n er o no t n er an
h w ds h g s u d s m h illi g s h ld h m ch i d u til t e t to n e t e
l syll bl wh h w v wh lm d wi h pl udi s A s h w
er or er e re s a n o r n e en a ne n
h fi
,

t e na a e, en s e as o er e e t a t s e as
p p i g d p h h s ss sk d h f h i l f h s l c i h
.

re ar n to e art, er o te a e er or t e t t e o t e e e t on s e
h d giv
a d much en , h su p is m d m w i
an m ll i d to er r r e, a a e en t n to a s a e ze
p xysm f l ught I m s y d c iv y h s id smili g but
,
”
aro o a er a o rr to e e e o u, s e a n

m y ci i h s y m My m m y f il d b dly h ls
.
, ,
’
tat o n t an t at t
d hi y i P lis h
re a n na e e or a e so a as a a

s I ci d h umb s f m w hu d d
.

”
re o r t re te t e n er ro o n e to t o n re an t rt n o .

0 O ( I!

DORO T HY S
M mm hi ks D hy s s ds b culti’
MUS Ic — a a t n o ro t
’
t a te n e e to e
d Th w c mp y v i g li l whil w d
.

y at e d f
ere as o an at t ea o n e e en n a tt e e a o , an a ter ar

f h l di pl y d h pi S h pl ys v y w ll D hy w
.

t e on t ut o ro t
i s d P s ly h s id N w I m g i g pl y s m hi g
o ne o a es a e e an o . e a er e , as
’
w as no t n t er e te re e n t s e a o o n to a o et n
sp ci lly f D hy I w v y m y ki d f u h m d us ll
.

”
o ro t t o t t at a
'

e e a or as a er err n ne , e a

f l lik l ughi g Wh h fi ish d D hy xcl im d my !

.

ee e a n en s e n e o ro t e a e
W s it l v ly ? S u d d jus lik h d g
.
,
’
a n t o e o n e t e a an or an

O 0 0

A VAI N REG R E T —Th eat rical M g ( t d ra m i a t st )

“
I am s y to
m y H Sh i f l
an a er o o rr
i f m u bl k p my p m i bi g
.

t e r, t h at I to to r n o ut
A ch
n or ou, e rr a na e ee ro se
y u pl y
o r a
”
Dam at is t
r
“
Herrj e h ? A d th if I h v
n e re
‘

a en
’
t b ee n an d
m i d t gh — Der
.
,
”
g ot arr e o n th e s re n t of it l ( l ike .

0 O 0

ONLY
I w c t which h d bu s ll s id c mic m
t o d ay sa a oa a no tto n at a a o an ,

Wh v dw h f i qui d h l di g l dy N but ”
-

,
“
at no t e en o n t e ro n t n re t e ea n a ot a to n
W s i fi ish d ? Y fi ish d d i Wh t ki d f c t
. .

’ ” “ ”
t t a n o a oa
A c fp i t
a n n e e s, n e ,
an n u se .

”
w asi ? t
“
o at o a n .

0 o o

F IR S T THEAT R E G O E R H w w h w pl y l st igh ? S d t e ne t
”
ec o n
g ( husi s i lly ) G d ! Th y h d big k f l w
as a a n
'

o
Th
-

e atre ent t ca t an ate r

'
o er a ran e a a o r ea

f h sup s g d w d
-

and one o t e er ot ro ne .

0 0 O

R MAN Why did b i g u h S f

'

h h l
’
h e “
'

y n t ou r n out t e a t o r at t t e c o e o
y u fi s p oduc i f his pl y M g
o r r t rI i d d b hi h d t on o a an a er
“
tr e to o so,
‘

ut S
‘

ea
w sw ll d th t I c uld g him b tw h w i gs
a s so e e a -
o n
’
t et e e en t e n .
”

O O O

A y d k w wh t m h i l th h i h m ith
H, ou id m i
on
’
t no a ut ca en ut at sa a us c

m d miss TmH d Excus m m d m pli d h wi b I d

I
.

ut
“
t e t,
‘

a to o oo e e, a a re e o
Mu ic l husi s m is l i k tu tl s p f v y qu l h
-
, .
.
,

s a ent f a e r e- ou ; or e er ar t o re a t ere are

i y i g ll s f m ck d p p i
. .

”
n net -
n ne a on o o , an ro o rt o n .

0 ! 0

A COM PAN Y f hi ty ct s b g g d f 35 6 i C hi t play

‘

7 na as
t can e en a e or n o
“
o a or
-

r
d c m di s m y b d si d f two day
'

m y an an o e e as a e e re or s at a

st ch Th dm y t h l fp y h b s h
;

b e nn to t
'

se a s co st a o u t a t e e t
-
re t run ree
“

e or ar a
'

h l fp c tw p c
.
. ,
‘ ‘

a e n e or o en e;

C‘ 0 O

TE ma i f u h ship w c illust d A y u g m ff d
H n a or a t or as o n e ra te o n an o e re

h m g f F ch th t igi l pl y which w utt ly d d

.

to t e an a er o a r en ea r e an o r na a ,
as er e vo I
 TAGEI ANA RF UNNY
TO RI ES
“

S -
O S

i gs
r n I kn o w i t ; b u t yo u s ee I m i h ci cus bi d I h
’
n t e r z, an t o u gh t it
w uld b pu y g d my Sh w h v h i gs us d
c
.
,

o e a rt oo ad fo r . o to a e t re e r n e i n th e
c e I e m o II y S ee . .

0 O O

FEL I X h f m us c m di f h P is V ud vill c l dg d wi h
t e a o o e an o t e ar a e e, o n e o e t a
y u g li u fi f y wh w h lm s qu lly imp cu i us
,

o n e t e n ant o n an tr o as t en a o t e a e n o
Th y b c m g f i ds b w d f ch h cl h s p t y c sh d
, .

e e a e r eat r en o rro e o ea ot er ot e e t a an
s uch sm ll m s b by m s sm ll h m A l s
a atte rd y F lix ut
,

no e an a to t e
,

t a t o ne a e
sk d h l shi Th s h l ch s h b s s id h
.
,
’
a e f t e o an o a rt .
“
e re t e ot ; oo e t e e t, a t e
li ue Th l c sist d f h
t e n ant d i ch si g h h p f ll e h ot on e o t re e , an n oo n t e o e u es t, t e
ct m d h p l gy — I d k w if I ld y b I m g g b
.

“ ’ ’
a or a e t e a o o on t no to ou ut oin to e
m i d m w F lix f w d m d f u to d b his will l f
’
t er o rt e t a
j y i —L V
arr e o rr o e a aI s a e a n e , an
y
h ds m l g cy his ld f i d d h fl i liv d
.

an o e e a to o r en ,
an t e o ce r e to e n o t a ze

Pa rzszemze
' '

o o 0

IT was t h e fa i is mp ily
r ar t f j b d killi
te, t e g im by o rar o ut o a o an n t e
p s i g wsp p
t n cu i gs sc S pl
tt n did ! h m k d f to
,

te r
x mi h ff c L d S li bu y s l gs R dy s m us
a ne a er on a re e n en s e re ar e a
im p u i g
. .

’
f ’
a t e, a s n to e a ne t e e e t o or a s r e an o
tach d h G e, an t e ra n d Old M s c ll x di y jumbl I hd
an
’
o ar in o ne e t ra o r n ar
,

e
“
a
id p li ici us ful H gh pi i f p li ici s h h
.

no ea o t a ns co u ld b e so e I o n on o o t an as t e
f i is yh
a r art t e, an o wl
0

IN t h e P lic c u t sc
mim M H y R d ll i n th e G dp a n to

( h Idl A pp
o e o r ene ra n e, r arr an a

ic ) w ccu m d y wh pl c d i h d ck Is
-
.

“
t e re n t sto t o sa t
W ll I ll h v w ch A f w dmi s f h
e e as a e en a e n e o
this p s i a re e n t at o n e
’
a e a at
,
”
e a re r o
,

t e
p pul c m di h v k h hi d p s d him wi h ick r
.
,
”
o ar o e an a e ta e n t e nt an re e n te t a t e
o f B bdi g g ro p p i d i i
n w usu l f
na hi f i ds w y
I an ro o rt o n s an t s no a or s r en to o rr

him wi h qui i s b u h im B h lik s i i ff ds him p

t en r e a o t t e t e ut e e t, as t a or an o

d l yi g w d ul im k p
.

p i y f
o r tu n t p h f o is a n t e on er t e ee er .

O 0 0

THE J U RY RE T IR ED
m st musi g y u xp c d s i o O ne o f t h e o a n et ne e te e n s at n
sc v wi ss d i h t ccu d c Th t Ry l
-
.

e n es e er h tn e e n a t ea re o rre on e at t e e a re o a
M ch Th cu i d w up f M T l dd s h c u I ,

e s t er rt a n o o e to a t e rt

P ickwick wh h i y mys i usly d is pp d h i b x

an . e re or r . re s o n re
”
B d ll
aI e v en t e ur t er o a e are t e r o
sudd ly givi g w y d gulfi g h g d m u Afis h
.
,

d t e
“
tr e t t t e
v s u di c w h c wd d v y p f h h w sil f g s m
en n a an en n oo en an . r

a t a en e o ro e e er aI t o t e t e atre e re e n t, earI n o e
d d ful ccid h d ccu d b
re a a h u lucky ju ym
en t pidly p a o rre ; ut as t e n r e n ra r ea

d u hu ugh l ki g f lish th y b k rt, i p

‘
t iof c hu ic e out n to t
f l u gh
p eare n oo n oo e ro er e rr an e
which l s d s v l mi ut s Th cu i h d b d pp d
te r, te
,

r ta n to
ll w h j u b b x d g i d wh M T l b g his dd s
o a a e era n e . e a e ro e
to a o t e to
k d h bu s f isibili y by lludi g h j u y th t W h y
ry e o e a a n , an en r oo e e an a re s

h p
.

“
e ro v o e an o t er r to r t a n to t e r as a 01 t
b dy f d f d imm v bl m
o o s te a ast an o a e en .

0 9 (3

AN UNW EL COM E w ll k w f h is ic bili B O U! UE T — Al d a y , as e no n or er ar t t a

ti s f h w t f p p ym d b s
.

li i h f h w u n ct ua t t e nt t
du i g h O p ic
e an n as a
;I j y Th
y
as or er o e a o er e
“
b igh p icul st tH art at a es t
’
eatre t e
,

e rat
s s S h w w d by M P s lici wh w xi us s v
r ar ar er I S r n
ea o n e as an t e r a o to r, o as an o to er e
wi h p c ss Th l dy w y d c u d b i vi w d M
. .
,

h t l no t nt er
P h f
er a ro e e a as c o an o e e e r.

k s g b x h pi h l dy h d fi i h d
.
, .

t ere o re t o o d wh a ta e o on t e t t i e r, an en t e a a n s e
w ll x cut d i h g ll ly h w h b u i ful b uqu which h d
.

ant t re to t e t,
k i up d smil d g ci u ly up
a e e e e a r e a er a ea o a
figu d f f his b x l h l dy ro n t o
’

to o t
W i bill d u x ?
re In o e a an e ra o s on
dmi N s li g i h fl w s w
.

h e t t e as a n o t e t a et
Th l dy l wly d w f th S h p d i A l s l i w
er a rer n n o er as o
d
-
. .

e a s o re it or . e o e ne t . a t as not a te n er
 OF THE P LAY S AND THE P LAYERS 93 .

f h d h d I c mm c d Vic i Sh s d b ck f h ”
o a eart an an t o en e to r a e t art e a or er
m w Vic i T mis iv w f m H M j s y h is
. .
,

as n o t to r a he t to t e art te
f H ym
na e s e as ro er a e

I b lb i d d w i Th l dy d
. .

t I w ut not o t t t reat e
J udg
o re a s e a en a s, n ee a r e a
h m h ic l j k Th C u f Qu B ch did
. .
, ,
’
t e atte r as a t e at r a o e e o rt o ee n s en not
m w b i d d h l dy w s d h w l vi g h h
. .

en t as o ta ne an t e a a s ar re te as s e as ea n t e t e at re

wi h h w kly s l y d h d ugh by h sid S w k

t er ee a ar
,

an er a te r er e he as t a e n to a
sp gi g h u Th v i g h w pp i b p s
.
,

f h at e to es t art
A g ll bl m h i g f wh h d cc u d c m
on n o se en n s e as a e ar n o ne o er
cu d
-
. .

a an t n o e h an, e ar n o at a o rre a e to t e re s e an

o b i dh l s
ta n e er re e a e .

I} a a
,

FRED STO REY S l gs fi d w ll I i u h h k hm ’

e are t an e t s n ot tr e t at e ta es t e

h Sh w
.

o ff f a te r t e o .

a e a

A BA Y I N NEED—Miss Vic i V k s s c d f h is s i h
B to r a o e e on o t e s ter n t e
V k s f mi ly h b i f mi g p
o e a b u h d b My f h
as ee n n or n a re o rt e r a
,

o t er e ut at e r,
id h y ld g l m w v l d mili y u i f m m k i
, .

S h e sa a e art o en t e an , as a n a a an tar n or a er n
L d his busi ss b i g p i cip lly i h m u f c u f g ld d sil v
,

t e t re o
l c d bulli h d E glish u i f m s O f his f i d w
on o n, ne e n r n a n an a o an er
a e an o ns t at a o rn n n or ne o r en s as

M g C swick f h S u Th d my f h c d ed
.

an a er re w o t e rre y e at re , a n at er as on e or er
m k d m s f g g us b d f f ig m j g ls w d
,

to a e a o rn e nt or a or eo an o o re n a or e n era an t e

sp c cul m l d m I w his f i dship f m f h wi h C s

-
,

i n a e ta ar e o ra a t as t r en o y at er t re

wick h l d his i f f mily b c mi g h b d f s lli g pl y s

.

t at e to n an t a e o n t e an o tro n a er

k w c w d h ds d h p pul c
no n to ro h neV k s F mily W ea an t e o a e as t e
“
o e a e

w ll k by p p h u i f ms f h m j g ls C swick
.

e re a ta e n a a t o s ee t e n or o t e a or e n e ra re
g v us b x I w b by i ms b I w wi h h s d h
-
.

a e a o as a a n ar ut e nt t t e re t, an on t at
v y v i g I m d my d b b f h dmi i g public I h pi c w
.
,

er e en n a e e ut e o re t e a r n n t e e e as
b by A h im h b by sh uld h v b b ugh b kiss d by
.

a a t t e t e t e a o a e ee n ro t o n to e e
p cu d h w y Sib i m th i w k wi h c lic d h
.

i ts e rs e te ou er a to er a o e r, t as t a en t o an t e
m g m w i qu d y A h p i I is d my v ic d
- - - -

, ,

an a e e nt e re n a an ar t t at o nt ra e o e an

c w d F d wh w i g s d his h d i c
.

ro e at re f h b x o as tr y n to t an on ea n a o rn e r o t e o
gi i f my m h C swick w his s lv i ush d
, ,

to t h e a tat o n o H ot er re sa a at o n e r e
u d us L d m y u b by V k h c i d B my d i
. .

“ “
ro n to en e o r a o es, e r e u t, e ar s r,
xcl im d my s ish d f h Oh h s ll igh M V k s
. .
,
’
“
e a e a to n e at er t at a r t rs o e can
s d i h wi gs N w giv m h b by d s v h c I w
. .
,
”
ta n n t e n o e e t e a an a e t e s ene as
d p si d wi h my l gs d fi s g i g lik wi dmills i C wi k m
. .

’
e o te t e an st o n e n n re s c s ar s,

d my m h f ll w d F d cli gi g ski s d my f h b i gi g
, ,

an ot h er o o e re n n to er rt an at er r n n

h I
t e re ar w pl c d i h ms f h ffl ic d C u s d Sl wly
,

t e t e te
,

n te s ,
”

c i d h f lights wh I w kiss d d w p v All h u gh i

u p . as a e n ar o a o an o
to t e oot t o er t t
I c w d h ily A big u d f ppl us g d my ff s d wh I
arr e ,
e re as e an e . ro

ro e e art ro n o a a e ree t e e o rt an en
ch d f m h mb c f h fflic d C u t ss by
.
, ,
”
w as s n at e ro f h t e e ra e o t e a te o n e o ne o t e
fi c s f h m j g ls h c i w c iv d wi h s m f hiss s
er e t o t e a or e n era t e a t on as re e e t a to r o e
f m pi d g ll y I w s d my l gi im t m h d my d é
-

ro t an a er as re to re to e t a e ot e r, a n e ut

v
.

w as o e r.
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THE R E is g d s y ld f c i c cti wi h his p w f oo to r to tor t

qu lli g u p
a o an a n o nn e on o er o
e n m g h udi c O ight p f c i ccu d
an ro ar a on t e a en e ne n a er e t r o t o rre

d f h fi w pi c is b ugh h c up
.

at h t e en f o Th t e rs t ac t o a ne e e e no e ro t t e a to r on
h s g Wh is ll his sk d p mp ily U i lligibl y lls
.

t e ta e at a t a e ere to r n nte e e
d sh u s f m ll p s f h h us L k h 1 s id h fi st
. .
,
”
an o t ro a h art o t e o e
“
oo eI e a e, on t e r
pp ch f Sil c sh ki g his fi g m ci gl udi c g lly
.

a ro a o h
en e , a n n er en a n y at t e a en e e n e ra
If h is y m f this dis u b c y Sh ll h v y u d s b ck I
.

”
t e re an o re o t r an e ou a a e o r o r er a
a a I}

T Ef l l wi g H ic w displ y do v i g u sid sm ll th t
o n no t e as a e o ne e en n o t e a a ea re
at which v lli g up w a u giv p f m c O cc u t
t ra e n tro e as a bo t to e a er o r an e n a o n
f h l ss f D sd m s p ck t h dk chi f H ml will b giv ’
o t e o o e e o na o e an er e a et e en
this v i g i s d f O h ll
-

,
“ ”
e en n n te a o t e o .
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SS -
:

M C H F x c s umi
r d wig m k of L d lls musi go t er an a e r, o on o n , te an a n
s y f s m m u c s wh m h h d s s m wigs hi f
. . .
,

to r o o e a at e r a tor to o e a e nt o e on
p f m c f C d h h m us ch s migh b us d
, re or
”
I as t e t at t e ta t not
wi h h w g wigs h y w c fu lly pi d h wigs wi h which h y
a er o r an e o . n or er o e e e
t t e ro n t e e re are n ne to t e t t e
w b w M F x c iv d l h ki g h i m f s di g such
,

e re to e o rn r o re e e a e t te r t an n or en n
ic wigs b ddi g h h h d f g t s d h m us ch s Th y
. .

n e ut a n t at e a o r o te n to en t e o ta e e
h d b w pi d h wigs s , . ,

a e en o rn n ne to t e as e nt .

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G ARR ICK IM ULATI NG

S D R Nx E NN E — G ick s ys M S l i his U ss a rr
'

a r a a n
wh visi F c ki g c u t y i i g h s
.
, .

j l w t to ran ta
b ck wi h P vill P isi c
ou r n a en on a e, as n a o n r a r n on or e
’

t Th l p f md h p f to r a tte r t e art o
ppl u d d—by his c mp i O hi g h w
a re e, a ar an a e er o r e
d u k c v li
. a
d w t
v G ick h ugh w w i g h did
r n en a a e r, an as a a e o an o n ne n o
m k his l gs d u k I
.
,
“
t o t an t n not
E glish bl d s id G ick wh
e e r, arr as e a e e r n
will Sh w y h vi g d d
.

”
o o u an f n oo a arr o, a te r a n i ne at
v d w ll w d h f u b l s f p m u t his h s
, ,

a ta e rn, an s a o e t re e o r o r o tt e o o rt, o n s or e on a
s umm v i g g his b xi h c u t y H
er e en n to c p c dd o to o n t e o n r e at on e ro ee e
xhibi ll h s g s f i xi i H c ll d his s v h h
.

to e t a t e ta e o nt o cat o n e a e to e r an t t at t e
d h fi lds w u i g u d him whipp d d pu d his h
.

s u n an t e e ere t rn n ro n e an s rre o rs e
u il h im l
nt t d l g h h l s his whip h i f s m d i p
e an a r eare at en t e o t s e et ee e n ca
a bl f s i g i h s i ups h b idl d pp d f m his h d d h
e o re t n n t e t rr ; t e r e ro e ro an an e
pp d h l s h to f l l his f cul i s Fi ll h f ll f m his
o t t t e
,

h P vill c i d i h
a e are av e e use o a a na y, e e ro

h s i such d h lik m
.

eat d h t at o ut
sw s his qu s i s P vill wip d h
or e n a e an n e r re e r e n o rr o r, an as
t i g h i sid c uld g
-
-
,

to et n o an to e t on t e
d u s f m his f c d sk d g i wi h m i
en n s e, o er re e e

xi y wh h h
.

t ro d
a e , an a e a a n t e ot on an an et et er e
w hu G ick h l f p d rt f his y s hiccupp d d c ll d f o ne o
h gl ss P vill w s ish d d wh G ick
as arr a o ene e e e an a e or
d up d
.
, ,

an o t er a re e as a to n e ; an en arr s t art e an
sum d his tu l d m u h F ch c xcl im d My f i d
.

“
re e na ra e e an o r, t e re n a to r e a e r en

a ll w h sch l
o t e mb c his m s d h k him f h v lu bl
o ar to e ra e a t er, an t an or
,

t e a a
,

e
l ss h h giv him
e on e as en .
”

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INS I S T E D O N SEE I NG H M K I LLED M y y s g wh h s g I an ear a o, en t e ta e

wh i is w by y m s s id w ll p c d m mb f e
.

w as n o t at t no an ean a a e re s e te e er o on
ld s f h ic l f mili s my f h w h p p i
-
,

o f h t e o e t o o ur t f eat r a a e at er as t e ro r e to r o a
t v lli g h iv l f h VVild Dick Th h clbi
,

ra e n d t eatre , an d a r a o t e S, o r n e , an ot er e e r
ti s f h im I m y h
e o t e t y h my f h
e d m h b ugh six a e re sa t at at er an ot er ro t
f us up d m ic busi s W us d lw ys wi
.
,

t e en o h to t e i ra at nes e e a a to n t er n
L ds b h b i g l c d i h ld c l m k
.

oo t d w h d o at e t e o att e - e t,
i dividu l f h m f S m H uds wh lw ys u s d
ee o ur e n n ar an e a as
‘
h vy m ,

t e na to
pl y h p t f h v i us vill i —s d s u ch us d h v b kill d
ea an a n n a o e o a o n, o a a e

a t e ar o t e ar o a n an as e to a e to e e at
l s sv
ea t igh im s w k f wic i
e en o r e igh i f c W ll
t t e a ee
,

o te n t e n one n t, n a t e
H uds s s hd b fi p f him d wh sh uld h l ct
.
,

o n o ne ea o n a a ene t s e t a a rt or an at o e e e
to pl y b w pi c s i which h pp d h w vi u us h s
a ut t o e e n e a eare as
,

t e t o rt o e ro e

Th w fi h us d H uds w l udly ppl ud d wh h cu i

.

a t e rta n

d d m Th b d st uck up h N i l A h m b
ere as a ne o e, an on as o a e en
f lle h s c
on t e e on ra a e an r t e at o n a nt e u t,
h g su p is f my d d d h s b hi d h udi c sh w d
.
,
’
to t e re at r r e o a an ot er e n t e a en e o e
no sig f m vi g My f th s pp d b f h cu i xpl i d h
ns o o n a er te e e o re t e
,

rta n , e a ne t at
h sh w w v sk d h udi c ki dly i Wh
.

t e o d as o e r, an a e t e a en e to n r e t re at
sh ut d s v l f h udi c h s w f l I vv
.

‘ ’ ’
t e a t at t ta t S n o an o
H
o e e e ra o en e no o a e er
c uds b kill d
.

m
’ ’
h I w
’ “
et i b f S t t et t
xpl i i g h Hu ds h d f c l c d b vi u us Kill d h m u s
y ; t an e, y or a on e sn een e . as n o u se

e a n n t at on a or on e e e te to e rt o e e t
b b f h p pl w uld i w pl y d b idg d m l d m d
.

e e o re t e eo e o r e t re , s o e a e an a r e e o ra a, an

d ly fi ish d him ff
u n e o .
”

it} 0 {15

THAT s li g ld A m ic c Edwi K lly te r s v yf y t o r, n arrat e

xp i c f his whil v lli g wi h c mp y i P sylv i Th
n O er an a n e ,
a er u nn
e e r en e o e t ra e n t a o an n e nn an a . e
 TAG EIANA S -
.

p h
art s o n g h ugh h y t e ly d iv d s m hi g
s ta f h e , as t o t e u nco n s cro u s er e o et n o
'
t e
dig i y d high d migh i ss f h ch c s h y w
n t an ssum an t ne o t e ara te r t e ar e o nt
’

to a e
I m mb v y i fl d h vy m i h p vi c s wh w g g d
- -
.

”
re e er a er n at e ea an n t e ro n e o as e n a e
pl y p i viv l f M cb h S lli g d w
art h h h et t ro to t t e at r e ,
his y O v h c s lis f h pl y d h f u d hims l f d w f
to a a n a re a o a . n o n e e
ra n e e er t e a t t o t e a an t e re o n e o n or
h p f R ss Wi h g dig i y h c ll d f h st g m g
-

ar t o d t re a t n t t e
s u mi g h i m st gic i s id Wh is ll his b u i ? I d pl y
t e o e . e a e or a e- an a e r, a n
“ ’
a s n s o t ra a r, a at a t a o t, s r on t a

R s I pl y M cdu ff i l Y mus h guv s id h s g

,
” ’
os e a a s r ou t s ee t e n o r, a t e ta e
m g a na I will i d er c w h ply Rss i d d N s r , an
,

at o n e,
”
as t e re
“
o e, n ee o,
h such dg d i h E i g h s c m f h
. .
,

no h n e va n e va a e ra at o n as t at n t er n t e an tu o t e
m g w i h his b s m l d m ic s id h i dig
an a er
,

t h vy g l m e t e o ra at tr e, t e n n an t ea ent e an
sa id M Tip pp i w h i h m i g f his ? I d pl y
r to e r, S r, at s t e e an n o t on t
’
a

R V y w ll i n w d h m g fi mly h y
.

“
o ss e er e S r a s e re t e an a er, r t en o u at
c l ve h h Oh h h I d pl y R s s id h c ush d ,
.

” ”
on e ea t e t e atr e a t en o a o s e, a t e r e
xp t f h vi s humbly i i g
.
, ,

e o n en o ea e ,
re t r n .

0 ! !

A CI R CUS m
c ly d d l g dv isi g p s f his Sh w en t e rt o te r o to
d d bj c d b c us h w
an re or e re a ar e a n o
b p i much i i I i g i .
’ ’
r n te an o e te e a e t e re as s o n t a n t a o n to
dv is h sky h s id h li h g ph I p id y dv is my
e ,
.

t to t t to e rt
h w D w f w c m ls d s ck h m u p i h
e rt e e e a e o ra er a ou a e
ly blu I i
a ,
.

’ ’

ra a e a e an ti t e n t e e av e n e a n t
h v h g d sp c w s
s o . .

”
l l
’
a
g i o n to a e a t at oo a e ru n to a te .

0 0

THE f f h i duc i f child i

ur ore h c c or m t e n tro t on o re n n to t e o n e r t ro o no t

ly i m ll w b i g ci i s c lls i f ph m
-

,
“ ”
to ut re at t e n an t

b u gh i
ns , n re a an eno eno n

d wi g m s v l y xhibi
on n s a ,

wh w ro g th p n to a ra n ro o e e ra e ars a o to e t er ro

up pi k s pl y d i h u m
as
-
o

fi i S h h d
o n th e w h an o e to o er e at, an a e t t e t o st
c mpl c y d s l f p ss s i Th ppl us which w i d d p
c enc
y .

a e nc an e o e s on e a a e, as nte n e to ut

p m c k c u g m
o
-
.

a st o h f to h f er g
er o r d h an e, s e to o o r en o ra e e nt to o o n, an s e
s pp d ly h d f h pi c which l s d m
p
to on at ht hue en o er
“
e e,
”
a te o re t an an o r

I w g d d l m i s d h b gi i g h h c clusi
e .

”
“
oo ea o re nt e re t e at t e e nn n t a n at t e on o n,

m k d w y li Why h w sk d B c us h child
as a

re ar e o ne e ar s t e n e r. e as a e e a e t e
much y u g
.

”
w as s o o n er .

0 Cr 6

MR H ENR Y IR VI NG S spid lik h dw i i g is f h m s l gibl

’
t n no t o t e o t
d c ip i A f i d d sk d him f s s f his f mily H y
.
er -
e an r e e

t on r en ha a e or e at or a to se e e nr

d h m g sc wl d h lf h f p p h w d
es r .

”
V I II an t e an a e r h ad ra e on a a s e et o n o te a er t e or s,

Lyc um Th p iv g lm hd
-
.

”
I h f h e a t re , r at e b o x e tc n t e a te r n o o n t e e nt e an a

cc si s d h v p sc ip i f i flu z m d up d by m
e ,
.

to t on
mi k h w g d cum w h d d h ch mis A ll h s m
o a on to en a e a re r or n en a a e , an so e

t ent as an e to t t t e
b l f m dici d u ly m b ck
s ta e e ro n o e e . a e, a

o tt e o e ne ca e a .

a e

MY b fi is c m f
f x w k —F id y C t y ssis Miss
e ne t to o e o ne t ee r a an
’
ou a t,
I c p ssibly b h b y m y u c m d I will
.

'

V ld i i n an t o e t ere, ut ou a an no n e e, an
s d d c s c i fic s is fy h udi c
a
’ ”
en a o to r e rt at e to at t e a en e .

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3

AMAT EU R THEAT R ICALS (A

— c u pl of child p di g ) re te n
Gi l
o e re n are n
ly g i g c mm s ldi I
. .

I t e ll yo u n o“
I f yo u a re o n o n to e b a o on o e r, c an

pl y wi h l dy W ll h v li u
r
”
t a e to b t e na n t B y
li u
no t o u
a y o u as a a ; y i e a e o
N k w cus d b i g y fl w s d
.

“
o t if I no it ! O f o r e a e te n ant , an r n ou o er an

wi l s I sh ll m i wh t I m
, ,

r te yo u e t te r , a n d al l t h e re s t o f i t a re a n a a a
c mm s ldi y u ll h v c k dbig m s m thi g
.
,
’

o on o e r, a n d o a e to b e a oo , an r n e o e n

g d oo t o t at
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Bu rn s , S cald s , Ulcers , a d i rect
and all S ki n Diseases .
rifi er of th e
Blood .

l s l i d , a n d 23
. . . 9
d .

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