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Look at the following list of world-tamous celebrities: WILMA FLINTSTONE NORMAN WISDOM KRISTINE KOCHANSKI JUDGE DREOD VERA DUCKWORTH DUANE DIBBLY Gotany opinions aboutany of them? The Inquisitor ‘would have, that's for sure. So we want you to pick ‘one of the people off the list and give us his verdict on just that one person. Using no more than 50 words, tell uswhether the Inquisitor would deem that person ‘worthy offife, andthen give us a brief summary ofthe reasons why. Think you can handle that? Then you may be on your way tobeing the proud owner of either an Inquisitor T-shirt or Red Owarl Crew T-shirt. (We ,getto choose which one, though. You cansstate your preference between the two shirts, but you may not get the one you want, even if you do win. Life's like that.) There are 20 of each T-shirt, go the 40 best entries ‘will win one and the very best entries will see print in an upcoming issue of Red Dwari Magazine. 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