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(2단) 걸리버 여행기 영화대본
(2단) 걸리버 여행기 영화대본
I was hired...
[SIGHS]
yesterday by HR.
[IMITATING DARTH VADER'S BREATHING]
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[GROANS]
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Aah! God dang it! Sorry about that.
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[IMITATING DRUMMING]
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I will dry-clean that. Sorry about that. My bad.
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[SEAGULLS CAWING OVER SPEAKERS]
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[SIGHS]
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r.c
One second.
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[HORNS HONKING]
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Here's your mail, sir.
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GULLIVER: So, your name's Dan?
af
Hey, you're Harold Jones, right?
c
Yeah, Dan... Dan Quint. Like on the resume.
Yeah.
Dan Quint. Born 1990. I didn't think that was
possible.
I loved your piece on the failure of derivative
markets.
Yeah, 1990.
[WHISTLING]
People are born every year.
[CLEARS THROAT]
You got sass. I like it.
Dan, what are you doing? You can't talk to those
guys! I love to have a reason to procrastinate.
Okay, this is your first day. We are the mailroom You're not bugging me. There you go.
guys.
Well, I'll see you guys later.
Mailroom guys are meant to be seen and not
heard. Good to see you. Okay.
And ideally, not even seen, okay? Oh, boy. Let's go.
We're not on their level. We're little people. So, how long have you had this debilitating crush
on the travel editor?
No, I think you're just scared to talk to them.
Crush? On Darcy? No way, dude.
I am not! Dude, listen. I am just respectful of
their workspace. First of all, you're a terrible liar.
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I talk to these people all the... Second of all, why don't you just ask her out?
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I'll let you know as soon as I've made a decision, You don't think I could ask her out? No.
Nigel.
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I could ask her out whenever, wherever. It's no
o m
[IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT] Okey-dokey, thank you. problem.
r.c
Good day, fellas.
ve
It would take me five seconds. "Will you go out
na
Good day. Good day, mate. with me?" "Yes." Done.
af e.
Gulliver, got any mail for me? I'm now going out with Darcy Silverman. We are
c
Yeah... Uh, no... Maybe.
boyfriend and girlfriend.
Dan doesn't need to be bothering her right now. I just remembered, I get claustrophobic in
She's busy. elevators.
Have a good one. You, too. What are you talking about?
[KISS'S "ROCK AND ROLL ALL NITE" PLAYING] to head of the mailroom.
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So I'm your boss now.
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got
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Look, Gulliver, the reason you didn't ask her out
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You keep on dancin'.... and you never will...
So?
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r.c
Yeah?
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You've been here 10 years, man.
Yeah!
na
e.
You peaked.
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You chickened out, didn't you?
c
I wasn't... I just... You know... I didn't chicken
You talk
sometimes.
a big game and that can be fun
out.
And you're pretty funny around the office, but
Being respectful of her workspace. Exactly. that's all you are.
do you want to go for a couple of brews and you're never really going to get any bigger than
shoot some poos? this.
I don't think so. Especially because you called it a These talks. This is the worst part about being a
boss. Been to Mexico. Méjico, they call it...
and we're gonna start with getting rid of "Guitar Which I know is in Africa because I travel and
Hero" during work hours. write.
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Nice job putting yourself out there.
I wanted to see...
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Yeah. Cool. Okay, bye-bye.
if you wanted to...
/ 9 9 Bye-bye.
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You seem a little nervous. Are you all right?
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r.c
[HORNS HONKING]
No, I'm fine. I'm just...
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na GULLIVER: I should've just manned up and asked
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[CLEARS THROAT] her out.
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I got so much going on. Now she's expecting a writing sample? What was I
thinking?
I wanted to pick this up, and then I'm on my
way. [SINGING] I saw some things In different lands
You want to apply for a travel writing Karate chop-- I gotta write this thing!
assignment?
No, I got nothing.
Hm?
Wow.
Yeah. Exactly.
I am so impressed, Gulliver.
I had no idea you wrote or traveled.
I had no idea you were such a good writer.
I do. I travel a lot. I go to New Zealand.
I kind of keep it secret. I don't like to brag about
my more literarian side. That's okay with you, right? Mm.
And you exhibit such variety. I was going to have to do it and I get super
seasick. It's crazy.
This one about Oaxaca feels really classic, like it
came straight out of Frommer's... So, what do you say?
whereas the description of Barcelona is all... It's not a big story, but it's a start.
sassy. Mm-hm.
It's like I'm reading Time Out. So, the Bermuda Triangle, huh?
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and there's a boat waiting for you.
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off with.
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Yeah.
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There's a guy down in Bermuda who claims he
has the secret to the Bermuda Triangle.
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He's either crazy or he's trying to bilk tourists. GULLIVER: Oh, hey!
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But I figure...
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That's me!
na
it could be a fun way in...
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GULLIVER: Okay, precious cargo! No, no, no!
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to explore Bermuda and the smaller islands
around it.
c Whew. That was close.
You do have boat experience, don't you? All you chickens, get out of the road, man!
I'm a... boat... man. GULLIVER: I don't know about this, Hank.
You have to be at sea for three weeks, completely if you want to skeet-skeet with the girls on the
off the grid. mainland.
This is your boat.
towards the Bermuda Triangle...
Ah. Knotfersail.
there's reflections everywhere. I should've brought
They really went pun-tastic on that boat. some sunglasses.
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And then to come home, you say I turn this But if you really want to go that way
knob...
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How to build your own robot?
and I follow the dot back home?
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Done. Done.
af
She was riding off like dynamite
I've got it.
c Oh, mama
I am fine.
After night was closing in
Fine.
We started....
It's not moving. Okay, where's the clutch?
[BUZZING AND BEEPING]
Cruising in my car one day
Darcy.
Minding my business on my way
[SNORING]
Oh, mama
Cheeseburger.
GULLIVER: And as you go out to the ocean
water... Darcy.
GULLIVER: I'm paralyzed from the neck down.
Cheeseburger.
What's that crawling on me?
[GRUNTS]
Not fire ants. Please don't be fire ants.
Huh?
I am General Edward Edwardian, Commander of
[YELLS] Lilliput.
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our Royal Highness, King Theodore.
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Floatie leg, floatie left... What say you...
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floatie right, floatie head. beast?
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I am safe! [GULLIVER SCREAMS]
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There is no-- [SOLDIERS YELLING]
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e.
[GRUNTING] [SCREAMING]
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9-1 -1.
c [SCREAMS]
Oh, God, help me! I'm gonna close my eyes, then I'm gonna open
them, and I'll be home in bed.
[SCREAMING]
Okay! Okay!
[SEAGULLS CAWING]
My spear!
[GULLIVER GRUNTING]
Ow!
I wanted a bracelet, not a great big hairy beast.
Bring the beast down!
Oh, dear! Are those restraints really necessary?
All right, boys! Release the hookers.
They are, my innocent, naive little bunny tail.
Pull, pull!
To prevent the giant beast from running rampant
Hey! and killing us all.
Hey, that's my pants. That's not funny! I'm not a blue fish man. I don't even know what
that is.
Aah!
Will someone please just tell me where I am?
[SCREAMS]
You are in Lilliput.
Unlucky.
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Lilli-puh?
[SOLDIERS YELL]
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JINKS: The grandest and greatest land in all the
MAN 1: Heave!
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world. All hail Lilliput!
Heave!
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MAN 2: It was awful, horrid! Nightmarish! This is insane. This is insane.
na
e.
I was trapped in the valley of violent rumbles. Okay, enough. Come out with the funny cameras.
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c
I was nauseous! [SCREECHING]
Lift! Ah.
This giant is hereby declared... FOREMAN: Eat up! You have a busy day ahead of
you, beast!
the property of His Majesty King Theodore.
Enough with the beast!
All hail King Theodore!
I may be a giant, but I have feelings!
ALL: All hail King Theodore!
MAN 2: Ahem. Um....
I think you'll find that the hay... Dude, that is harsh.
is a bit more digestible if mixed with some... No, you must understand. I am of a lowly station.
I'm sorry that my countrymen call you a beast. I one must commit a valiant action...
do not think of you as a beast.
and this is virtually impossible as a commoner.
As a matter of fact, before you arrived...
Come on, don't be so hard on yourself. You seem
I was the tallest man in Lilliput. like a cool guy.
I'm, uh-- and is known far and wide for his bravery.
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I can't reach you for a handshake. I'm Gulliver. I'm no General Edward.
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Horatio. Well, no offense...
Oh, man.
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this Edward guy seems like kind of a lame ass.
o m
r.c
You guys are so tiny. EDWARD: A lame what? Huh?
v e
na
Are you the only other prisoner in the whole It is my impression...
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dungeon?
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that "lame ass"...
HORATIO: Yes.
c is a negative expression from whence you came.
I have been placed in this prison by the great
and glorious... If this is the case...
for sending a lascivious look to his betrothed... No, no, no! "Lame ass" means...
I, General Edward Edwardian, am the biggest lame A fire is two bells, that was three. It's an attack!
ass in all of the land!
No, it actually sounded more like...
Heart of a lion.
two bells, and then, a pause...
Hurrah!
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and then a third bell.
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GULLIVER: So, listen...
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So, it's an attack and a fire?
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now that you know we're cool...
bit?
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No. Left, right, left, right.
na
e.
It is time for your life of hard labor to begin. Faster, beast!
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[SIGHS]
c [GULLIVER GRUNTING]
Their defense system is operational. You speak not of the princess. Down!
He'll never get to her in time. Please, you must The fire has raged out of control.
save the princess.
My father is trapped!
But you heard that angry little dingleberry. He
said I shouldn't. You guys have to invest in a more efficient
warning system.
I beg of you!
Your Highness!
It is too late. You are kidnapped.
[JINKS SCREAMS]
I am kidnapped!
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Out of the way. I have to put out a fire.
GULLIVER: Not on my watch.
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Out of the way.
[BLEFUSCIANS WHIMPERING]
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I'm coming through!
[BLEFUSCIANS SCREAMING]
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r.c
The beast!
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GULLIVER: Hop on, princess. Let's get you out of
here.
na Ah!
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Fear not, my darling! I am here to save you. [GRUNTING]
c
Where has she gone? Yama-schatzi, that's hot!
HORATIO: Are you okay? You have served me with great honor.
I have a plan, but you're not gonna like it. You guys, it was nothing, really.
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EDWARD: Out of my way! Thanks, you guys.
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How dare you evacuate yourself... [JINKS CLEARS THROAT]
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on our great and glorious king! The king requests the honor of your company...
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Oh, no. Oh, no. at a banquet this evening. Do you accept?
na
e.
Sorry about the smell. I've been drinking sewer Yeah.
water.
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c
This is grounds for execution!
On one condition.
[JINKS CLEARS THROAT] Uh, heh. Once again, totally cool to be just called
Gulliver.
The king requests the honor of your...
Some people believe you've come from the Island
and Horatio the Glovier's company at a royal Where We Dare Not Go.
banquet this evening. Do you accept?
[ALL GASP]
Yes, indeed.
Is there any truth to this rumor?
[PANTING]
No. Where's the Island Where We Dare Not Go?
I can make it. JINKS: Oh, God.
[ALL GASP]
HORATIO: Whoa. Oh, my God.
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THEODORE: There...
I'm forever indebted to you.
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beyond the fog bank.
It's not necessary. Instead, let's just do this.
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GULLIVER: I didn't come through a fog bank.
What is that?
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r.c
I'm from the island of Manhattan...
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You pound it with your fist!
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Come on, don't leave me hanging.
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Staten and Long.
Yeah!
c This island of Manhattan, what sort of kingdom is
Now let's go party! it?
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Pretty unlikely title. and the king sent out a search party to find my
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boat.
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When do you return home, noble and awesome
Gulliver?
/ 9 9 In the meantime...
r.c
ve
I should imagine they're falling apart without Mm.
you...
na
e.
That is a good cup ofjoe.
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their greatest hero.
c
Well, without my boat, looks like I'm stuck here.
Good morning.
In the meantime, we could find you Top of the morning to you, fellas.
accommodations.
HORATIO: Gulliver...
Like some hay to sleep on?
your media room is ready.
Anything. Anything?
[SCREAMS]
We are the finest builders in all the land. We can
build you anything. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your
father.
AUGUST [AS GULLIVER]: He told me enough. He You're gonna make lots of babies and die in a
told me... warm bed...
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[AUGUST SCREAMS] EDWARD: Wait!
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King Theodore, it is time to perform our I'm sorry.
bi-weekly military exercises.
o m
Just one moment. We're watching the stories... shipwreck?
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of Gulliver's life. Yeah, I died.
na
e.
We have not missed a military exercise in over You actually died.
a f
three hundred years.
Dude!
c But I was resuscitated.
It's preposterous.
Get out of the way. We cannot see the screen!
No, but then I survived.
EDWARD: Move! Move!
It's ridiculous.
AUGUST [AS GULLIVER]: The Titanic is sinking!
You have to see the seq-- But you're okay now!
But it was meant to be unsinkable.
It's silly.
[ROSE GASPING]
Just silly, silly stories.
I love you, Gulliver.
[SCOFFS]
AUGUST: No, don't do that.
Pfft.
I need a head start. On you mark, get set, go!
HORATIO: So, let me get this straight.
HORATIO: I'm not ready to race you!
After you were brought back to life as an
avatar... HORATIO: Princess! Oh, Princess!
that's when you met your princess, Darcy Wherefore art thou, Princess?
Silverman of Manhattan?
Hello! Who calls?
Yeah. Can't wait to get back to her.
It is I, Horatio.
I noticed you had a little eye contact with the
princess. Why are you so far away?
How is it going? Good, yeah! I don't want to invoke the ire of thy father.
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GULLIVER: And tell ye...
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she may deign to speak to me.
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And tell ye...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold your horses.
Thank God.
/ 9 9MARY: Tell me what, Horatio?
r.c
Now, you can't woo a lady by hoping she'll
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deign... Say it!
na
e.
to speak to you. You don't have to be rich to be my girl.
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c
To land a princess, you got to employ some
grade-A court-age.
You don't have to be cool to rule my world.
Think I'm gonna dance now! What are you doing in my chambers?
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at this time of day.
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Feel it. Move your hips. Or have you already forgotten who is your one
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true eternal love?
Maybe we can do the twirl
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You're not dancing good. Shake it!
na Oh, um....
e.
To have an attitude
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That you are my one true...
c
I've never been wooed with such unique passion.
...eternal love. Eternal love.
It's working!
It's just that I was talking...
My love will be your food
with the giant and lost track of time.
Did I tell you?
I trust not this beast.
Yes!
Seems trustworthy to me.
I hear someone coming! Till the morrow.
He's very nice. You've done sewing.
Don't have to be cool
Sewing. Yes.
HORATIO: It worked! I did it!
An embroidery.
You did it!
It's my grandmother's doily and I'm trying to
present-- You found my boat. I'm actually going home.
I captured a hawk today. Hey, you guys can fix this thing, right?
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GULLIVER: What are you guys doing?
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It is over now. [SOLDIER SCREAMS]
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Must go. Is that my phone? Man, it takes a lickin'.
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Those villagers shan't pillage themselves. No signal, but I got 12 messages.
r.c
ve
We must alert General Edward of this at once. Mr. Popularity.
na
e.
We've found it. DARCY [ON RECORDING]: Hey, Gulliver. It's me.
af
It's Darcy.
c
I hear you, ring-a-ling-a-ding-dong.
I just realized why I felt like your writing came
Okay, I'm coming-- Oh. Hey, how's it going? straight...
Wherever you're hiding, stay there. She's kind of mad at me right now.
Mr. Beast...
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I don't know what to do.
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I've instructed our builders... I think I'm in love with Horatio.
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to work day and night to ensure you are But that's great! Don't be forlorn about that.
seaworthy by week's end.
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Most people spend their lives looking for that and
r.c
Isn't that just the most fantastical news you've don't find it.
ever received in your life?
v e
na Go for it! Follow your heart.
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Great.
af
But my heart is promised to General Edward.
c
I can't tell you how happy I am...
And I cannot break that vow. He will lose honor
for you. and respect.
MARY: Why do you look so forlorn, noble Okay. Look, he's just being melodramatic.
protector?
Is he? Yeah.
Me? Forlorn? No way.
Gulliver, I will miss you so much.
You do look quite forlorn.
I'm gonna miss you, too.
Just for the record, what's "forlorn" mean, again?
Is it "sad"? Maybe I should stay.
Don't you miss your subjects? Whoa! Inside castle voice. Please.
But Vice President Yoda can run things without Maybe a little time off would be the thing.
me for a while.
[SCOFFING]
Do you think the king would mind if I stuck
around for a bit? Who else could run your army?
I can't imagine anyone in Lilliput not wanting you I won't let you down, King.
to stay as long as possible.
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And I look forward to working with you, Vice
EDWARD: Noble and valiant King Theodore.
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General Edward.
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I trust-eth not this beast, Gulliver who lives-t in Hm.
our midst-ith-ith.
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"Vice General." Vice!
r.c
He can now leave-th but he chooses to stay. And
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furthermore.... I've never been a Vice of anything.
na
e.
I do not believe it who he say-eth he is-eth. I can't be expected to take orders from that
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gargantuan fool.
c
I most-eth humbly disagree-eth.
I would rather take orders from a woman.
And why-eth must we always go on with these
"eths"? You are relieved. Thank you, Vice General
Edward.
Because we speak officially-eth.
All right, Gulliver, protect against this.
Forget it. From now on, even when speaking
officially... They have turned off their defense system.
we must get rid of these "eths." Alert the king, and prepare the armada.
Official speaking is... Oh, no. Our defense system has failed.
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THEODORE: Good lord!
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Hey.
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It's the entire Blefuscian armada!
I know.
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Hey, dudes.
o m I'm Gulliver.
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Finally! Our general has arrived.
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I come in peace. Listen...
na
What's going on? I heard the bells.
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they want me to vanquish you, but I don't want
af
As our mighty general... to vanquish anybody...
c
you must lead the army to save Lilliput... and you don't want to be vanquished.
and vanquish the entire Blefuscian armada. Let's just pretend, okay? I'll go crazy.
GULLIVER: You want me to... You act all scared and just follow my lead, all
right?
vanquish all of them?
Sell it!
Yes, please.
Okay. Here we go.
Every last one of them.
Unfurl the sails!
Yeah, fine.
Hard to starboard!
Thank you, fair Gulliver.
Battle stations. Pound it.
This truly is a battle for the ages. You say you wanna
Okay, so now, I'll just tell them you were too swift Pass! That's a foul! That's disgraceful!
or whatever and--
[LAUGHING]
How come you all turned around?
Goal!
Fire!
The beast is victorious.
Oh, no. That looks painful.
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Goal!
[GROANING]
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All right!
CAPTIAN: Move!
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I'm invincible.
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r.c
Guys, this is what I'm talking about.
Yes!
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na Look at that. With the billboards and the lights...
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Go on, Gulliver!
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it's home sweet home. What can I say?
[ALL YELLING]
c Hey, could you guys send over a panzer division
[KISS'S "ROCK AND ROLL ALL NITE" PLAYING] to my left shoulder, please?
Well done, sir! Well done! Excellent! Yeah, north, two klicks.
Well done, you big, fat beast. Oh, yeah, that's the spot.
You show us everything you've got Okay, just a little off the top. Don't go crazy.
And party every day And you won't be cool with that!
I wanna rock and roll all night And it kills you inside.
GULLIVER & BAND: And party every day No. No, never!
Rock and roll all night You have to man up and be direct.
And you are Next time you see her, just tell her what's up.
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"Hey, what's up, sexy?
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because I was playing and singing "I hope it's not too forward, but I find you
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incredibly sexy.
You did good, though. Let's try it again from the
top.
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r.c
One sec, please. Pause game. "but I'm also into a lot of things, so don't get too
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excited.
Pause game.
na
e.
"Got a lot of things going on. I'd like you to be
af
I was just thinking. You're general of Lilliput now. one of them."
c
Shouldn't you be training the army? What if You see the way I mixed it up?
Blefuscia should attack again?
"I want you, but not that much." You try it.
Come on, man! No one's gonna attack.
Okay...
Not while I'm around. I'm a one-man wrecking
crew. should I use the face?
If you want to worry, you should be worrying If the face comes to you, but make it natural.
about how...
Don't make it a forced face. I just have one of
you haven't made a move on the princess yet. those faces.
Go. in my chambers?
It's a good instinct. You're getting there. I am not in the mood to be courted. I have a
headache.
But try it again. But this time, more smooth and
sexy. It is your womanly duty.
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No big hips. Edward!
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I think I got it. I am unsure about things between us.
Ahem.
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r.c
Well, hello there, slim. That make-th no sense.
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na
I ought to call you "potamus"... We are to be married. You are to be my bride.
af e.
because you've got no hip. We are not in love. We are not in love.
[LAUGHS]
c What do you love about me? Name one thing.
Forget about the hips. Here's what you have to Okay, take your time.
do.
I find you...
GULLIVER: You have to make sure...
absolutely...
[FOOTSTEPS]
satisfactory.
[MARY SIGHS]
Ooh. No.
VENDOR: Get your Gulliver's T-shirts! Dress like
That is not enough... Gulliver.
to say that someone is average or adequate or You, sir! Get your Gulliver's T-shirts here.
moderate.
Get your Gulliver's T-shirts here!
I want to be loved for who I am.
Gulliver's T-shirts!
There's an awful lot...
Look at him. He's handsome!
going on up here.
What do you want?
Is there? Now you're being cruel...
This beast...
and, frankly, melodramatic.
has transformed Lilliput...
And acting like a complete baby!
into his own sordid and rotten little kingdom.
You are acting like a little princess.
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And he will do the same with your land if we do
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I am a princess! not stop him.
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But maybe you should... To save Lilliput...
o m
r.c
Gulliver was so right about you. How do you suggest we accomplish...
v e
na
Why don't we all listen to the beast! Don't call such a dangerous task?
e.
him that!
af
[FOOTSTEPS MARCHING]
c
He's a big ugly beast and you should know better.
EDWARD: I have got stuff! Look.
Get out!
I'm showing you.
You cannot break our engagement! It is worse
than death! GULLIVER: All right! Welcome to the first ever
Lillapalooza!
Get out!
Let's get this party started with a little jam I
You will be sorry you ever crossed General wrote!
Edward.
[GUNS N' ROSES' "SWEET CHILD O' MINE"
Ugh. PLAYING OVER PA]
I am, uh... I'm just hanging. Yeah? Don't worry about it...
You know, so, yeah. Oh, um... because this guy throws down no matter how
many bells are a-ringin'.
Would you care to attend the Ball of the Moonlit
Glen with me? [CROWD SCREAMING]
The ball? Yeah. Don't freak, little peeps. This one is on me.
The ball is tomorrow? Mm-hm. You must be kidding me. This is five bells?
i s h
n gl
e
Why are you acting like this? Edward, you traitor!
9 99
9
Acting like what? Why are you being so strange? How dare you forsake your Lilliputian brethren!
m /
o
I'm... I only forsooked after I was forsooken.
r.c
ve
I'm a gentleman merchant about town... The forsookingness ends now!
na
e.
and I have got to keep my options open. I challenge you to a duel!
a f
Do you?
c ALL: Ooh.
I know you are, and I love ladies. Oh, yeah! Yeah, I accept your duel.
It's a good thing to do before the duel. I hereby banish this beast...
Say you surrender. Oh, yeah. is this Island Where We Dare Not Go really as bad
as they say?
i s h
gl
Say it! Say it! Say, "I surrender!"
e n
It's delightful!
99
I surrender! I surrender, I surrender!
You win.
/ 9 9 [GROANS]
o m Okay.
r.c
It hurts my butt.
ve
No little people anywhere. That's a good sign.
na
You cannot surrender! You are our most glorious
e.
protector! Hello! Is anybody here?
a f
c
You're President the Awesome! No way.
But you gave us your word! Can I not walk alone in my own garden?
i s h
gl
Everything Gulliver said was a lie... I'm not doing this.
e n
99
including you. You got me in the diaper and the dress. I'm not
[COUGHING]
/ 9 9 doing teatime with you.
r.c
DARCY: Oh, I'm paralyzed from the neck down.
ve
[GROWLS]
na
What's that? What's crawling on me?
e.
[FABRIC TEARS]
a f
Not fire ants. Oh, please don't be fire an--
c
I am General Edward Edwardian...
Tea! Time for tea! Ha, ha!
[GRUNTING]
commander of New Blefuscia. All hail New
Blefuscia. Okay, we're kissing.
ALL: All hail New Blefuscia! Gentler. Let's just hold hands or something!
i s h
gl
I didn't want it to end.
No, you don't understand. Edward has--
e n
99
Snap out of it, man.
It doesn't matter.
o m
I may be a hundred feet tall, but I'm not half the that's not how I see you.
r.c
size of one of you little guys.
ve
Think about what you've done already. You saved
na
You have to listen. This is important. the princess.
af e.
No, this is where I belong. You single-handedly defeated the entire Blefuscian
c
As a giant girl's baby doll.
armada.
Yeah, let's go do this. Can we talk about the inverted whirlpool? Crazy.
Take me with you, yeah? And why is everybody calling me your princess?
I'm just gonna borrow this parachute if it's okay He did, right there. He just called me your
with you. princess.
Eww.
i s h
I forgot to tell you, it's just sort of a thing.
n gl
e
[SCREAMING] If you wish to speak to your one true love
99
privately...
HORATIO: This isn't safe!
v
Thanks, Horatio. Good luck.
e
na You told them I'm your one true love?
e.
I got this.
af
Is now a good or bad time to tell you...
Darcy.
c about the crush I've had on you for the last five
Darce. years?
Gulliver! Shh, shh, shh! Is that why you bring the mail cart around, but
none of the mail is for me?
Are you okay? I can't believe you're here.
Yeah... Ahem.
I mean, of all the places, right?
Yeah.
What... Uh...
And I...
[CROWD CLAMORING]
I told everybody that you were my girlfriend.
LILLIPUTIAN: We're all with you, Gulliver.
It's really embarrassing.
Hey, Edward.
I think it's kind of sweet.
If I win...
We must focus because we have to book...
Lilliput returns to her former glory.
to the boat and get out of here. We're
surrounded by little people. And if you lose...
i s h
gl
They depended on me... Shocking, isn't it?
e n
99
and I let them down. [CROWD GASPS]
o m
r.c
King... Hey! That's not fair. He's cheating.
v e
na
if it's all right with you, I'd like to be your I've got to do something.
e.
glorious protector again.
af
[GROANS]
I don't know.
c EDWARD: Now do what you do best...
How are we to believe anything you say, Gulliver?
beast, and run along!
Because my word is my bond.
No way. Not today.
This time, for real.
I've always liked you, Gulliver.
I promise.
I've always thought we had a real spark!
Gulliver. Hm?
Fear not, Gulliver! I'm on my way!
You work in the mailroom.
Oh!
Not today I don't.
Aah!
[GULLIVER YELLING] Who's also super cool...
[YELLS] I hereby...
i s h
n gl
e
[EDWARD GRUNTING] I have kidnapped the princess.
999
9
Help-eth. You have been kidnapped. Congratulations.
m /
o
Bouche! Enough with the kidnappings!
r.c
ve
Now, that's a wedgie! Bouche!
na
e.
Yay, Gulliver! ALL: Bouche! GULLIVER: Yes!
a f
c
Yes! Well done! Come on, Gulliver! Listen, I plagiarized all that stuff...
i
What is it good for?
s h
gl
[SINGING] War!
e n
Absolutely nothing
99
ALL: Huh!
r.c
Absolutely naught!
ve
Tell me, is there no place
Say it again, y'all
na
e.
For them today?
War! Huh!
a f
c
Good God, y'all
They say we must fight To keep our freedom
What is it good for? Absolutely nothing Mailrooms are where it's at. Right, Dan?
Just stand up and shout it! Yeah, I don't know why you would say that.
i s h
Can I take you to lunch?
gl
[MIKE DOUGHTY'S "(I KEEP ON) RISING UP"
PLAYING]
e n
Of course you can...
999
9
I'll keep up risin' up Well, I'll keep up risin' up my fair princess.
m /
o
How was Papua, New Guinea? I'll keep up risin' up Well, I'll keep up risin' up
r.c
ve
It was hot, sticky... Every day, I'm risin' up
na
e.
and the most mind-boggling place I've ever seen.
a f
c
The most mind-boggling place you've ever seen?
Oh. Sorry.
Danny!
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