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    Nuttin For Christmas

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    The speaker received a letter from Santa saying he did not pass the test to determine if he was on the naughty or nice list. As a result, he will not be getting any Christmas presents this year. He tried to plead his case to Mrs. Claus but she sided with Santa. The speaker lists misbehaviors throughout the year like shaving the cat and putting a tack on his teacher's chair that have resulted in him being grounded and sent to boarding school in France. He concludes by reiterating that due to his bad behavior, he will be getting nothing for Christmas.

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    The speaker received a letter from Santa saying he did not pass the test to determine if he was on the naughty or nice list. As a result, he will not be getting any Christmas presents this year. He tried to plead his case to Mrs. Claus but she sided with Santa. The speaker lists misbehaviors throughout the year like shaving the cat and putting a tack on his teacher's chair that have resulted in him being grounded and sent to boarding school in France. He concludes by reiterating that due to his bad behavior, he will be getting nothing for Christmas.

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    The speaker received a letter from Santa saying he did not pass the test to determine if he was on the naughty or nice list. As a result, he will not be getting any Christmas presents this year. He tried to plead his case to Mrs. Claus but she sided with Santa. The speaker lists misbehaviors throughout the year like shaving the cat and putting a tack on his teacher's chair that have resulted in him being grounded and sent to boarding school in France. He concludes by reiterating that due to his bad behavior, he will be getting nothing for Christmas.

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    Nuttin For Christmas

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    The speaker received a letter from Santa saying he did not pass the test to determine if he was on the naughty or nice list. As a result, he will not be getting any Christmas presents this year. He tried to plead his case to Mrs. Claus but she sided with Santa. The speaker lists misbehaviors throughout the year like shaving the cat and putting a tack on his teacher's chair that have resulted in him being grounded and sent to boarding school in France. He concludes by reiterating that due to his bad behavior, he will be getting nothing for Christmas.

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    I got a letter back from santa, Mommy and Daddy are mad

    a reply to my honest request, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas


    on a scale to naughty to nice he 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
    said,
    you didn't quite pass the test. I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
    no scrumdidlyumshious eggnog for
    So I sent a letter up to Mrs. Claus me,
    and bathed it with my tears, No I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
    but even though I tried, cause I went and burned down the
    she took santa's side, tree
    so I'll tell you what I'm gettin' this
    year, this year I put a tack on teacher's chair in
    biology (Wooh!)
    Oh I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Thought my grade just wasn’t fair
    Mommy and Daddy are mad I deserved a B
    I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas I'd had enough of all his rants,
    'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad filled his desk with fire ants.
    so my parents sent me to a
    I went outside and shaved the cat, boarding school in france
    somebody snitched on me. cause somebody snitched on
    My mom told me I can't do that,
    it's just not right you see. Oh I'm gettin' nothing for chrismas
    so I did just like she said (not a thing),
    shaved our basset hound instead. My mommy and daddy are mad
    now I'm grounded till I'm dead, (how do they know Santa?)
    Cause somebody snitched on me oh I'm gettin' nothing for christmas
    Cause I aint been nothing but bad.
    Oh I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

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