YOU’RE MY BOSS

CHLOE: Ikaw na ang boss, masanay ka nang nauupo sa kalsera. Hmmm….Okay?

: Now, look at me when you’re talking to people and when you’re presenting to them.
Huwag kang titingin sa baba dahil wala sa baba ang yung kausap mo.

: Now, look at me. Go…we are…

JUSTINE: We are… we are domestic airlines

CHLOE: Airline… we are domestic airline….again!

JUSTINE: We are domestic airline and this year we are going global.

CHLOE: No, it’s glowbal…glowwwwwwballll….

JUSTINE: Glowbal

CHLOE: Glowbal

JUSTINE: Tama naman, ah!GLOWBAL…

CHLOE: Proceed

JUSTINE: Tama ako?!

CHLOE: Yes! Again, from the top.

JUSTINE: We are domestic airline and this year we are going glowwballl.

CHLOE: Oo, okay next!

JUSTINE: And we are also working up our presence in soshal meja.

CHLOE: No, no. It’’s social media

JUSTINE: Social mejaaa

CHLOE: Social

JUSTINE: Social (repeat 5x)

CHLOE: Kahit i-pray over over mo, mali pa rin… It’s social media

JUSTINE: Social meja.

CHLOE: Ahmm. It’s letter “D” not “J”. It’s media not meja. It’s media

JUSTINE: Social Media

CHLOE: Oh, very good! Okay…

PHONE RINGING

CHLOE: May problema tayo sa telepono mo.

JUSTINE: Ho?!

CHLOE: D mo na lang pwedeng i-donate iyan sa National Museum?! Kahit iwanan mo iyan
kahit saan, walang magnanakaw niyan. Nagpapaload ka ba?

JUSTINE: Mam, nakakapagtxt pa iyan at tawag.

CHLOE: Ahmm…okay!

JUSTINE: Mam

CHLOE: Tayo, Stand up! Back, back, back (finger turning)

: May meeting pa ba ako ngayon?

JUSTINE: Meron po, mam. Meeting for the company outing mamayang 3pm.

CHLOE: i-cancel mo na, pakisabi emergency!

JUSTINE: Mam

CHLOE: Paki cancel, sabihin mo na emergency!

JUSTINE SIT AGAIN TO THE CHAIR

CHLOE: May load ka ba?

JUSTINE: Magpapaload sana ako sa inyo, Mam.

CHLOE: Gamitin mo na lang yung phone ko.

: Oh, go…Call!

JUSTINE: Mam, ehhhh…

CHLOE: Nakatouch screen iyan, walang keypad iyan. Slide mo

SCENE 2 (POLO SHOPPING)

1,2,3

CHLOE: Walang boss na naka hawaiin shirt, oversized pants at maruming sapatos.

JUSTINE: Meron naman, Mam!

CHLOE: Saan? Patayin ko. Anyway, we’re getting the arty blue, powder blue, and the sky
blue.

JUSTINE: Mam, wala bang hawaiin blue?

CHLOE: Wala, tanong mo kay kuya Kim Atienza.

(SHOES SHOPPING)

CHLOE: Okay, we will get the oxford, the derby, and the boots.

SALES LADY: Okay po, Mam!

CHLOE: ayyyy, ano iyan?! Magbabasketball ka ba?!

: Oh, diba hindi? Okay, black socks… very wrong….

JUSTINE: Why, Mam?

CHLOE: Very wrong! Black dapat.

JUSTINE: Why, Mam? Waaa…

CHLOE: Black Socks!

CHLOE AND JUSTINE WEARING JACKET IN SLOWMO

CASHIER(SWIPING CARD)

JUSTINE LUMABAS SA FITTING ROOM

CHLOE: Infairness ha?! Sir Pong…

JUSTINE: Georgina, ilabas ang helicapter! Mamasyal ako.

CHLOE: Inuutusan mo ba ako?!

JUSTINE: Nagprapraktis lng po, Mam.

CHLOE: And it’s helicopter, hindi helicapter.

CHLOE: Helicopter

JUSTINE: Helicapter

CHLOE: Helicopter

JUSTINE: Jeep na lang. Magjejeep na lng ako.

THE END