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Preface

this is a book by John for John.

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 Table of Contents

Preface ……………………………………………………………………………. 3
The only campaign. …………………………………………………………. 4

The worldu………………………………………………………………………. 5
Map ……………………………………………………………………… 5
Factions. ………………………………………………………………… 7
Gods ……………………………………………………………………… 7
Races. …………………………………………………………………… 8

Sexual tension ………………………………………………………………. 9

Actions ……………………………………………………………………….. 10
Skill system ………………………………………………………………… 10

Weapon systems …………………………………………………………. 11

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The Only Campaign

Many contemporary tabletop games pride themselves on being able to

cater to a multitude of story lines. This isn’t one of them. There
is only one story, you are summoned to another world to defeat the
demon lord.

The demon lord. He was once a summoned hero, but after killing the
last demon lord he ascended onto his throne. The throne keeps him
alive. He is old and weak, but with a mind sharp enough to cut
stone. A master of illusion magic, and a lover of mind games. The
type of person who would let you kill him, only for you wake up in
your camping tent.

But he isn’t all powerful, and you defeat him in the same way that
you eat a russian nesting doll. Starting small then tackling
larger challenges.

What your goal is in the campaign can be influenced by the faction

that summons them.

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The worldu 
 
A small archipelago in the middle of an ocean. Ruled by three warring factions, and kobolds.  

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Cold in the north, desert in the east, forest to the west, rainforest to the south, and kobolds in the middle. This little bit of 
land is home to a population as diverse as its climate.    

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Factions

Furry clan 
A group of human, I repeat, as the name of this clan has caused much confustion, THEY ARE 
HUMANS, HUMANS!!!!!. Fanatics who are completely devoted to loving demi humans. They have the 
wrong idea on what love means. They wage war to capture and enslave demi humans, so they can show 
them their love. They are farther split into many small groups the only seperating factor being what race 
they want to loce the most. Waifu warriors, if you will.  
A common greating in the furry clan would be “I stan wolf girls.” to which the other person will either 
reply “A man of culture I see.” or “I prefer cat girls.” at which point they will fight like cats and dogs.  
 
Unics, incels and angry about it. They have no balls, literally, and take out their anger by genocideing 
anyone who does. 
 
 
Demi-humans 
They’re demi humans, they formed a concil and a large trade city in responce to the
Furries. They all have satalite cityes devided by race across the contenant. The only large
and notable clan is that the Snake girls have a large amount of land and oil on the other coast.

Demon lord
Just a dude with a large undead army, wants the world to die, has generals who do his command.

God town
The only place in Narken Bard that a god smile upon. Filled to the brim with kobolds.

Gods

Bench-kun
A sapient chair god. Master of interdeminstional warriors, such as yourselfs.

Eris

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 Based off the greek goddes of Discord, and discordia. Not chaotic evil, just want’s a
laugh, but if you think she is all HA HA then go read a book and get back to me.

Dr Lewdman
God of lewd. Went to god college. Has a god doctorate.

RACES
Panda
They do kong fu
Mermaids
Pretty girls who use their singing voices to charm their enemies. Expert in water magic. In order
for a mermaid to reproduce she must find a reverse mermaid, head of a fish bottom of a human.
Something about yin yang symbol.
Snake girls
Liama? I think that’s the word. So they have a large amount of land in the desert. They sell oil and
venum. Both black oil and snake oil. Their economy is crashing because it is riddled with get rich
quick schemes.
Neko girls
Have a kill on hit charm. They go NYA and your heart explodes from cuteness. Only export is
erotica, no home, over hunted, etc etc
Dog girl
Dogs, domesticated suicide bombers.
Spider people
They are isolutionist mad syentist types.
Kobolds
The only race to be blessed by a god. They spend their time pretending to be gods and following
who ever is pretending to be a god. Don’t worry, it’s not an evil thing, it’s more of a ‘it’s my turn
on the dragon throne’ kindergarden antics. Because of they’re blessing their natural incompetence
is ballanced out.
Other races.
They exist.

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Sexual tension system

This is a measure of how much your character is swayed by the other races. Example, if
a cat girl comes up to you asking for money you would roll a D100 and if it hits in the
allocated amount then you give in to her. On character creation you have 500 points that
you must allocate into the race bars.

Panda
< l l l l l l l l l l > _____%
Mermaids
< l l l l l l l l l l > _____%
Snake girls
< l l l l l l l l l l > _____%
Neko girls
< l l l l l l l l l l > _____%
Dog girl
< l l l l l l l l l l > _____%
Spider people
< l l l l l l l l l l > _____%
Kobolds
< l l l l l l l l l l > _____%
Other races.
< l l l l l l l l l l > _____%
Futa
< l l l l l l l l l l > _____%
Men
< l l l l l l l l l l > _____%

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Actions

In other games there are things like initiative. This game works off who has
the highest speed related skills. If there is any dispute the DM will throw a
dice into the middle of the table and whoever grabs it first goes first.

Skill system
The skill system is a unique experience. The first two tiers are written in but
after that you can make your own skills. They must be a logical step down
from the skill, and you can only have an equal amount of points in each step
as you have in the previous.

Example
100 Body
80 Strength
50 Lifting
The amount of points is the percent that you role for in that specific task. For
each step down you go you gain a +15% increased chance of success. To
encourage specialization using anything in the tier 1 as a base roll has a
minus 40% chance of success and using anything in the tier 2 skill has a
minus 35% chance of success.

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 Weapons

There are three main types of weapons. Ranged, melee, and magic. Each
has a unique skill tree that allows for customization based off unique items
absorbed by the weapon. Tier one upgrades require 25 unique items. Tier
two require another 25, and tier 3 require specialized items to be absorbed.

The requirements for a unique item are that they are either logically different
or chemically different.
If you are having a problem with deciding if an item is different enough to be
considered unique use the mouth test. Think to yourself, “Would I rather have
X or Y in my mouth?” If they are equal then they’re probably not distinct
enough.

OP ability: you get to pick one op ability to use regularly. Must be approved by
DM. Bonus points for a meme name.

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Melee

Melee Skills 
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Tier 1  
Each upgrade box requires 15 unique things to be absorbed by the weapon. 
 
Sword: 
You can wield a melee weapon. 
 
Two hand: 
You can wield a two handed melee weapon.  
 
One hand: 
Your skill with a one handed weapon increased. +5% With one handed weapon. 
 
Strong hits:  
Your hits are much stronger. +5% on attack rolls. 
 
One hand a great weapon: 
You can lift a great weapon in one hand. +5% on attack rolls when one handing a great weapon. 
 
Dual wielding:  
You can akimbo wield weapons, +10% on attack rolls. 
 
Sword play: 
Your skill with the weapon increases. +10% on attack rolls. 
 
Brute Strength:  
You’re stronger. +50% attacks if you take a second to wind them up.  
 
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Tier 2 
 
If no specific requirement then they must absorb another 29 items for each upgrade. 
 
Earthquake:  
Requirement: 10 types of dirt, ore, clay. 
Strike the ground with such force that it sends damaging shock waves and causes the ground 
to shake.  
 
Bigger weapons 
The bigger the weapon the bigger the chance to hit, right? +15% chance to hit.  
 
Very Fast 
You’re really fast, 20% chance to dodge.  
 
Dirty 
You fight dirty, guaranteed hit when you give a in-character way that you fight dishonorably.  
 
Honor 
You fight with honor, guaranteed to block a hit when you show a role play worthy amount of 
respect to your opponent.  
 
Bigger weapon 
You can wield a larger weapon. +10% chance to hit. 
 
Mach 1 
You move at the speed of sound. +25% to dodge.  
 
Bandit 
You are well versed in a life of crime. Low lifes like you more and will do small favors for you.  
 
Scum 
You are well forced in crimes like extortion and kidnapping. +30% to checks of that nature.  
 
 
 
 

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Tier 3 
All tier three weapon upgrades require specific materials to upgrade, but grant massively 
powerful daily abilities.  
 
Chasm 
Requirement: 10 shells 
Your max attack splits the very ground, opening up a ravine. Can be used one time a day.  
 
Toobig 
Requirement: 5 trees.  
Your weapon is the size of a tree. You get one guaranteed hit per day.  
 
Teleports behind you 
Requirement: 5 lizards 
You can use your breakneck speed to appear to teleport behind someone.  
 
Not human 
Requirement: 10 bird feathers 
You gain incredible base speed, able to even fly for brief periods of time.  
 
Bandit lord 
Requirement: 10000 gold 
With your wealth and know how criminals seem to gravitate towards you and your cause.  
 
Merchant 
Requirement: 5 spices.  
With your knowledge of how capitalism you can gain massive amounts of gold over a short 
period of time.  
 
Lord of the arena 
Requirement: The body of a person defeated in one on one combat.  
You gain 50% to all checks while in 1v1 combat.  
 
Holy knight 
Requirement: Be blessed by a Kobold high priest. 

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You gain the favor of your god, you can use the heal miracle once per day to fully restore you, 
or your party member to full health.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
Paladin 
Requirement: 3 bodies of non believers that you killed because they were non believers. 
You are blessed and smiled upon by your god. You can cast heal three times per day.  
 
Dragon knight 
Requirement: a dragon scale 
A knight of a long dead race, you gain their body and mind. +20% on all body and mind checks. 
 
 
 

Ranged 
 
Just use the same as melee and change the names.  
 
 
 

Magic 
Not yet 
 
 
 
 
 

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