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Frog
Frog
Frog
Todd Thaler
Cookie Monster
KERMIT
Hi ho, Kermit the frog here, and this is a mystery box. You see, if anybody can guess from the
clues I give what is in this box, then they can keep what is in the box.
COOKIE MONSTER
Is it cookie?!
KERMIT
COOKIE MONSTER
Bye, Bye.
KERMIT
COOKIE MONSTER
KERMIT
COOKIE MONSTER
Who care about clues without cookie? Me want cookie! Hah, no cookie, no guessing game from
clues. Arrividerci, Frog.
KERMIT
But wait a second, Cookie Monster. Come back here.
COOKIE MONSTER
KERMIT
COOKIE MONSTER
Okay.
KERMIT
COOKIE MONSTER
It’s a horse, it’s a cow, it’s a cotton ball, it’s a pogo stick, it’s a rump roast.
KERMIT
COOKIE MONSTER
It’s a mouse.
KERMIT
COOKIE MONSTER
KERMIT
Yes, but you haven’t guessed right. Now, maybe if you listen to the clues.
COOKIE MONSTER
Ok, me all ears. OK, what’s first clue?
KERMIT
COOKIE MONSTER
It’s a cookie.
KERMIT
COOKIE MONSTER
KERMIT
COOKIE MONSTER
A cookie.
KERMIT
COOKIE MONSTER
KERMIT
Third clue…
COOKIE MONSTER
KERMIT
Yeah, no it’s not. The color of this thing is orange.
COOKIE MONSTER
KERMIT
COOKIE MONSTER
KERMIT
COOKIE MONSTER
KERMIT
What? How can you give up? It’s something to eat that’s round and orange. It’s an orange, it’s
an orange!!
COOKIE MONSTER
KERMIT
COOKIE MONSTER
KERMIT
COOKIE MONSTER
Why?
KERMIT
I told you what it was. I told you it was an orange. You didn’t guess it right.
COOKIE MONSTER
Frog.
KERMIT
What?
COOKIE MONSTER
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You know life, life not all guessing games, frog. Sometimes, we have to care about the friends,
especially friends who love cookies, friends who love cookies so much they play silly guessing
games because maybe, maybe, just maybe a frog, a very handsome frog who has cookie will
give best, best friend who no can’t live without cookies, give that best friend a cookie. But, if
friendship mean nothing—
KERMIT
COOKIE MONSTER
One measly cookie? Speech like that deserves at least five cookies.
KERMIT
COOKIE MONSTER