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Fielding, Tom Thumb (1730)
Fielding, Tom Thumb (1730)
Fielding, Tom Thumb (1730)
TRAGEDY.
As it is Acted at the
THEATRE
IN THE
HAY-MARKET.
I Horace, Ars Poetica, 95: 'Tragedy often grieves in the lan!;Uage of prose.' Removed slightly trom the
original COfllcxt('et Tragicus plerumque dolet Sermone pedestri I Tclephuset Peleus'): 'so, too, in Tragedy
Tclcphus and Peleus ollen grieve in the lan!;Uage of prose' (Loeb). Quoted also in the preface of TrTrag,
below, p. SiS.
Torn Thumb 379
Some imagine this Way of Writing to have been originally introduced by
Plato, whom Cicero observes to have taken especial Pains in wrapping up his
Sentiments from the Understandings of the Vulgar.! But I can in no wise
PREFACE. agree with them in this Conjecture, any more than their deriving the Word
Preface, quasi Pla/at'e, a Plato: whereas the Original Word is Play/ace, quasi
Players face: and sufficiently denotes some Player, who was as remarkable for
his Face, as his Prefaces, to have been the Inventor of it. 2
But that the Preface to my Preface be not longer than that to my Play: I shall
P~ctuce .is b..:~()me almost as necessary to a Play, as a Prologue: It is a have done with the Performances of others, and speak a Word or two of
A Word ot Adnce to the Reader, as the other to the Spectator: And as the
Husim:ss of a Prolugu..: is to commend the Play, so that of the Preface is to
my own.
This Preface then was writ at the Desire ofmy Bookseller, who told me that
( :ompliment the l\(:torS. l some Elegant Criticks had made three great Objections to this Tragedy:
:\ Preface n:quires a Style entirely different from all other Writings; A which I shall handle without any Regard to Precedence: And theretore I begin
Sry h.: fix \\ hich I t:an tind no .Name in either the Sublime of LOllginus, or the to defend the last Scene of my Play against the third Objection of these
Pmfund uf SCribierus: \\hkh 1 shall thereiore venture to call the '"Kriticks, which is, to the dcstroying all the Characters in it, this I cannot
Sup.:rnatural, alter the t:debratcd Author of Hurlothrumbo: 2 who, tho' no think so unprecedented as these Gentlemen would insinuate, having my-self
\\ riler of Pn:laces, is a vcry gn:at Master ufthcir Style. known it done in the first Act of several Plays: Nay, it is common in modern
,\s ClltlFOl1 in Luriul/ suffers none to enter his Boat till stripped of every Tragedy for the Characters to drop, like the Citizens in the first Scene of
lhillg; li1l:Y han: about them/ so should no ~Word by any means enter into a OEdipus, as soon as they come upon the Stage.'
Prcf~lcc till srrippcd of all its lucas. Mr. Lock complains of confused Ideas in Secondly, they Object to the killing a Ghost. This (say they) far exceeds the
\\()rd~,' \\hit:h is mtirdy ;lmcnded by suffering them to give none at all: This Rules of Probability; perhaps it may; but I would desire these Gentlemen
ma~ bc done by adding, diminishing, or t:hanging a Letter, as instead of seriously to recollect, whether they have not seen in several celebrated Plays,
/',11',1 ph,·rJ/,diti. \\Titing P,If<iphOllulia:; For a LVlan may turn Greek into such Expressions as these, Kill my Soul, Stab my t ' ery Soul, Bleeding Soul,
:\OI1SCnM:, who cannot turn Sense into either Greek or Latin. Dying Saul, cum multis aliis, i all which visibly confess that for a Soul or Ghost
~\ S.:cond i\kthod of stripping Words of their Ideas is by putting half a to be killed is no Impossibility.
UulUl inwhcn:nt ones together: Sut:h as IJJilen the People 0/ our Age shall be
I'Ut'ilOrs. &t:." By which means om: discordant 'Word, like a surly ~Man in • Prefalrtal Language. [Fielding): presumably by the pseudo-Greek spelling.
(:umpan), 1:>puils rhe \\'hole Sentence, and makes it entirely Prefatical.
, Cicero makes this observation or one like it several time'S: most dirc'Ctly and answerabfy in Dc jimbus,
) (H·IH':hll~:.!\ ,md \.:"\.PJn:-,l\'d: in hom\.-' r~c;':lIt I.::\,unplc~l )cJ b~ Cibhcr's pr~facc t()f The PruiAJ-k'J llusbi11ld II. v. which would seem to be Fielding's sourc'C here, and by briefer reference in Epist. ad Atticum, \'ii. 13, and
( I :: "~I. 'bel!' tl':\(>lcd h) Ill"" [h~n ILilf to pmi'" of Will..s, Mills, anti (notoriousl)') Oldfield, .., parodied in ActJik'mtIJ, II, 39,
htl·, nOh.."J bd\m. In hi~ pn.-:bo".:c 1u Tunolt'OfJ (J730).lknjamin l\'lartyn credits a 'great p:.tft' of the suc{."(!ss of 2 i.e, Gbber, The etymology ('asifit were Pia face, from Plato,' etc.) is all nonsense,
th..: 1'1.1) 10 -'\ills .md Pona: Th(}nl~un i'oU}:, h..: (J.nIlot cunclude his prdacc to S(}pJUJmsha (1730) ~without j i.e, from poetic causes, as against the literal result in Dryden and Lee's Oedipus (,679), which begins on
d\\j,;ft;.!, m\ obE~.ltion!'t to Iho~l: t:OlH.:crth.:d in tIi .... n:pn:~cntation'~ not to mention that Fidding hillbdfin a stage dire.tion as follows: 'The Curlain nses to a plaintive TU,Ie, representing the presmt Condition of Thebes;
1.0,'( 'I~ S,':·('r,tI. ifu,qu," Iud ju,,! ..h()ut oUld()ne Clbber in prdiltory compliments to Anile Oldfield. Nobody Dead Bodies appear at a distan,e illihe Streets; Some faintly go over the Stage, olhers drop' (Works, xiii. 121).
('\ 1:1" \,eld {JUlie solar as to h..::lp rhaJ1k~ un the (';..rras or Ulusic1JIlS, a,..,; tn the cnthusi.astic La~t paragraphs here. 4 With many others: shortened from a commonplace notation in learned discourse, continuing ~"'Ie ,,,,,,,'
S,ullud Jolm~on of Cbt.:shin.: (SLI.: ;"tOo' C, p, 235 11. 1). Th~ allusions prc(ctiing arc to the treatise praescribllre longum esl (,which it would be tedious to set forth now'). Theone celebrated play Fielding has in
(),; ,""lliNIN"" .L".LrihL.:J to Lon~;jnus, anJ the jJ, n B,l1jw~ (1728) ofl'upc's 1'vlal'linus Saiblcrus. his sightS her. is undoubtedly Thomson's Sopl/Onisba, where tbe word 'soul' appe"ars so many times in such
, 'h,dog,Ui)<\'I~/':ht'j)t·/ld,:.,. killing and dying usage it had already been noticed elsewhere; 'It kills my very soull' (I. iv, p. 10) is ridiculed
I 11\ .In H~',,(y C(llt(C'nJJll~ jjafJJiUi l 'nJasliJfldwg (J6l)o)t variuusly: II. :\.xix, III. ii, ix-x. in A Crilicism on IIIe New SophonisblH.S 'A Specimen ofthe Author's Metaphysicks' (p. 17), as well as the later
Clhbl.'r\ unfoq;cllilbk ()r h:J.::it UJlllJfg'Oltl:ll spdlint; mislake ill his preface for The Pro'Vok'J lJusbunJ line beginning 'My soul it self would die' (IV. ii, p. «), in the Crili"islfl, p, 26. Cf. also 'For whom my soul
(ij..!l'ij. This btc~r rC"l11ill.Jl.:r C.Unt: iato print while The AUi)wr's Pa.ra was still doing its part to serve the could dye!' and 'it stabs me to the soul' (III. iii, pp. 38, 39)' No 'Bleeding Soul' in Thomson, butane appears
1lli.:1ll01") l'vcr.\ IHg"hl \"ith Sir Fa.n.:lcJ} sing'Jug 'Can my (J-uddc!o;'S then torgl!t PartlpJumuilu, ParapkonaUa?' in the Aaron Hill-Joseph Mitchell play Fatal Extravagance (1726), revived in Feb. '730 for .. run at LlF
(.\i .. "DJ. (I" 25 in '730 edn.). Benjamin Martyn is also much given to this sounding substantive for the pseudo
L"Pl~,1 trom Cihhcr', p,..:f.ce: '"hell lhe People of this Agc shall be Ancestors,' Parodietllikcwise by classical dialogue of Timoleon, though not quite on Thomson's scale (about forty times to Thomson's sixty
Pop", HI Pt n lJ,tllw.}, ell. xxi. plus, ifcounting). The word in any event does saturate the pages of tragic drama around this time.
Tom Thumb
.\::; tor the iirst Objection which they make, and the last which I answer, viz.
to the Subject, to this I shall only say, that it is in the Choice of my Subject I
have placed my chief Merit.
It is with great Concern that I have observed several ofour (the Grubstreet) PROLOGUE.
Tragical Writers, to Celebrate in their Immortal Lines the Actions of Heroes
recorded in Historians and Poets, such as Homer or Virgil, Livy or Plutarch,
the Pl'Opagation of whose Works is so apparently against the Interest of our By no Friend ofthe Author's.l
Society; when the Romances, Novels, and Histories, vulgo call'd Story-Books,
of our own People, furnish such abundant and proper Themes for their Pens,
such are Tum Tralll, Hickalhrdi, &c. 1
Spoken by Mr.]ONES.
'\nd here 1 congratulate my Cotcmporary Writers, for their having enlarged
thc Sphcre of Tragcdy: The ancient Tragedy seems to have had only two
Mirth and Laughter to delight the Mind
ITH
Ffkcts un an i\udiencl:, viz. It either awakened Terror and Compassion, or
c<)mposed those and all other uneasy Sensations, by lulling the Audience in an
W
The modem Tragedy wasfirst design'd:
'Twas this made Farce with Tragedy unite,
a~r"eable Slumber. But to provoke the Mirth and Laughter of the Spectators,
And taught each Scribler in the Town to Write.
ell join the Sod to the Buskin, is a Praise only due to Modern Tragedy.
Having spoken thus much of the Play, I shall proceed to the Performers, The Glorious Heroes who, informer Years,
amongst whom if any shone brighter than the rest it was Tom Thumb. Indeed Disso/v'd all Athens and all Rome in Tears;
SUl.:h was the Excellencc thereut: that no one can believe unless they see its Who to our Stage, have been tratLSplamed too; )
Representation, to 'which I shall rder the Curious: Nor can I refrain from Whom Shakespear taught to Storm, and Lee to Woo, l
obs...:rving how well one of the Mutes set off his Part: So excellent was his And could to Softness, ev'ry Heart subdue,
Pert(Jrman<.:e, that it out-did even my own Wishes:! I gratefully give him my Grub-Street has turn 'd to Farce. 3-Oh glorious Lane.'
share of Praise, and desire the Audience to refer the whole to his beautiful Action. 0, may thy Authors never write in vain!
,\nd n()\\ I must n:turn my hearty Thanks to the Musick, who, I believe, May crowded Theatres lIe 'er give Applause
pbyed to rhl: best of their Skill, because it was for their own Reputation, and To any other than the Grub-Street Cause!
b~causc they an.: paid tor ir: So have I thrown little Tom Thumb on the Town,
Since then, to laugh, to Tragedies you come,
~lllJ hope thl:Y will be favourable to him, and tor an Answer to all Censures,
What Heroe is so proper as Tom Thumb?
lake these \YOI'ds oLHttrtial,
Tom Thumb! whose very Name must Mirth incite,
,)'aiu cum PUSSIIIJI, ijuuJ delectantia lIIalim Andfill each merry Briton with Delight.
,)'tribae, Til, Causa es--3
Britons, awake!-Let Greece and Rome no more
, \, ]l~iphv"k ~Lipk:'\, Ill,," '1'0111 TlEumb ii~df or ],uk Ihl.: Giant-Killer (sec prologue. below), appearing in
Their Heroes send to uur Heroick Shore.
title t~;rm))\ lile 'file .'H'ifJ ilrr.It'J;';J t~( 'rom Tr.ulJ and A Pleas",uf Ilnd Dr:lighiful fli5Wry uf Thomas
\ ;U"i(lU;-,
I Mocking the convention--somctimes a polite fiction-<>f a friendly seconding hand inscribed over
'''' L'litr!/i; cL the vcrsiolls reproduced in ,hhtou (cJ.), Chap-Booh oItlle Elghteelllh Century. 'Vulgo': i.e.
l:l)mmtml}_ prologues or epilogues, as 'By a Friend' (so with the prologue of Tim.lto", and for Suph."isba with prologue
, (:ibber "~"il\, on .\nlle Oidlicld in [he preface to The Prot'lIk'd Husband ('728): 'she Here OUl-duJ her and epilogue both); or the formula designation 'sent by an unknown hand' (see the epilogue here), the author
usu.tl OUf-./owg.' 1'\ipC lutll:k.:l'J) ,Hlwng the firs! in the tield to make (hat locution the Cibbccrisnl to end all in many cases being understood to be-the author. 'When anyone publishes a Panegyrick on himself, tho in
( :.hhcri,m" in Pen IJ.lliws (eh. "i). juS! mo lnolllhs.!'tcrthc l'rclacc appeared. it became 'a Standard Jest the Fonn ofa Letter from another, ifno real Name is subscribed to it, I always condude the worthy Person to
jur ten YCdr, tu~"thcr' (,li",I''.~}'JiJf lilt' Lifr "fMr. T . . C,., (1740), p. 2'), as C1bber himsdfg-.mely be the Author of his own Praise' (British Journal, 21 Nov. 1730).
,tliIlO\\ Icdgt:d Jf) hi~ UWH _'lpolugy (1740)~ ch. l, cd, Fum:, pp. 33-4,
, Nathaniel Lee (I 649-<P ), whose classical heroes make as much love as war: Britannicus in Ntro (1674),
) !.,jJlgt,Itt'l.i:, v. -'\\'i. 1-2:: "If 1 prL't~r to write what gives pleasure, though I could be a serious poet1 you are Hannibal in Sophonisba (1675), A1ex.nderin The Rival Queens (t677).
J It is hard to tell which if any examples of recent Grub Street hero-spoiling Fielding might have had in
!h~' rea~un.' Tht! .... hole ofth..: second lint: is ~Scrlbt,;:re, ru causa cs. lector amice, mihi': 'you, friendly reader,
,in: 111)' n:d~lH)l (I ,0;:0), CUnH:Ulp,-H'flry h.~xtsgaVC/JlalJm lixtht,;: ma/onow acccpred,<1se.g. ;\:1. Valuj'iMarlidJis mind: arguably Martyn's Timoleon and Thomson's Sophonisba, or (since he had made fun of it in Af' Ill)
F/-I,'..J.Jlmnr.J.iflfll Libn .'\/1:( 17:'0). Cibber's lundling of Caes.rian char.cter in Caesar in Aegypi (1724)'
i
!
.t.
Tom Thumb
Let hOllie-bred Subjects ,~r,/Ci' the lIIudem ,\.JuSt',
"Ilid Grub-Streetjfolll lit?( Sell lit?( Heroes rhuse:
Her Story-Books [lil/llorhdize ill Faille,
Hickathrift,Jack the Giant-Killer, ami Tom Tram. EPILOGUE.
:Vu Venus stuil/'d III Sign-Pust Painter shitle;
!Yo Roman Ilao in u Scribler's Line:
The /llOm;t' fUUS Dr,lgofllO the Sign bdurlgs, Sent by an Unknown Hand.
[11111 Grub-Street's Heroes best adorn her Songs.
To-Aight our Bard, Spectators, would be true
11) Farce, to Tragedy, Tom Thumb, and You. 1 Spoken by Miss JON ES.
Mayall the Hissillg Audience be struck Dumb;
Loug live the .Hull who cries, Long live Tom Thumb.
1 ParoJjing th.: prolu~ul,." of Thomson~s ,""VpilMlisba: 'To-mglll, {Jur home-spun AUJJwr WGult! be trut', I At
T OM Thumb, twice Dead, is a third Time Reviv 'd,1
And, by your Favour, may be J1et iong-Iiv 'd.
But, more [fear the snarling Critick's Brow,
HIJt"{', IfJ IiU!UJ'(, JU'sUHT. ,mdy(JU..'
Than Grizzle's Dagger, or the Throat ofCow!
Well then-Toupees, 2 I warrant you suppose
I'll be exceeding witty on the Beaus;
But faith! I come with quite a difI'rent View,
To shew there are Tom Thumbs, as well as you.
Place me upon the awful Bet/ch, and try
Ifany Judge can sleep more sound than I.
Or let me 0 'er a Pulpit-Cushion peep,
See who can setyou in a sounder Sleep.
Tom Thumb can fie! the Pulse, can give the Pill;
No Doctor's Feather shall more surely hiP
I' /I be a Courtier, give me but a Place;
A Title makes me equal with his Grace:
Lace but my Coat, where is a prettier Spark?
I'll be aJustice-give me but a Clerk.
A Poet too-when I have leartlt to read,
And plunder both the Living and the Dead:
Any ofthese, Tom Thumb with Ease can be,
For J\t1{l11Y such, are nothing more than He.
I I.e. as :VlissJones rises to play him again for the epilogue. 'This would be, however, • second revival, and
not a third,' says Hillhouse, correctly enough. But whether the epilogue should count lor Tom as a third
appearance amung the living or a secund "'''ppearanee, the point seems obvious. (Morrissey bafflingly reads
this line to mClln revivals of the play itself, counting in productions postdating the epilogue to make the
number add up to three.)
1 Or toupels: sec above. p. 25 n. 3.
J i.c. prescribing pen: cf, the 'jeathcr'd Dart' in the hands of tbe charioteercd physician chiefs, 'weU-fam'd
WOMEN.
Queen Dollalolla, Mrs. Mullart.
Princess Huncamunca, Mrs. Jones.
Cleora, Mrs. Smith.
Mustacha, Mrs. Clark.
ACT I. SCENE I.
DOODLE.
LIRE, such a Day as this was never seen!
S The Sun himself, on this auspicious Day,
Shines like a Beau in a new Birth-Day Suit:
All Nature, 0 my Noodle! grins for Joy. 2
N ood. This Day, 0 Mr. Doodle! is a Day
Indeed, a Day we never saw before.
The mighty Thomas Thumb victorious comes;
Millions of Giants crowd his Chariot Wheels,
Who bite their Chains, and frown and foam like Mad-Dogs.
tIe rides, regardless of their ugly Looks.
So some Cock-Sparrow in a Farmer's Yard,
Hops at the Head ofan huge Flock of Turkeys.
Dood. When Goody Thumb first brought this Thomas forth,
1 Traditional simpleton names, in theatrical circulation from rhe 17th century and trequently attached to
characters of court or rank. Doodle is the Alderman in Ravenscroft's The Loudun C.,kold, (1682), still very
popular on stage, and the fairground droll. had comic parts like Sir Anthony Noodle ('a foolish Courtier'), in
Jane Shore, or Alderman Doodle, in Semiramis: see Rosenfeld, The Thealre of Londorl Pairs in liIe 1811,
CmllJry, pp. 2+, 29. William Rufus Ql<twood's Tile GelltrQus Pree Mason, 'with the Comical Humours of
Squire Noodle and his J\Ian Doodle', was played at Bartholomew Fair from 20 Aug. 1730, exemplifying this
tradition and no doubt also showing the fresh currency rom Thumb had given the names. The Craftsman of
6 Apr. '728 ran an allegory of political party history in which rhe empty-headed parties are rhe Noodles
(Whigs) and the Numskulls (Tories), names then bort'Owcd by the Grub-Siree/ Journal (22)an. 1730) for its
Grubean personages Mr Noodle and Mr NumseuL Unrclatedly, it should be nOled, the Craji""all also
glanced at Chetwood's play shortly after it ran (3 Oct. lilO), pretending ironically that his Noodle and
Doodle had been read by an outraged government partisan as 'a Couple of Noifolk Dumplillgs' (i.e. Robert
and Horatio Walpole), but this opportunistic insinuation had nothing to do wirh the unpolitical Chctwood's
use ofrhe characler names, or Fielding's.
Z This opening speech is annotated later in the Tragedy by multiple citations (see below), none uf which
however seems parodied quite distinctly enough to indicate which of them, if any, Fielding may really l1:lw
had in mind when writing here, and which of them he searched out only afterwards lor his note-making.
Tom Thumb Tom Thumb
Tho.: Gt'lllll~ of our Land triumphant reign'd; With Arrack-Punch-'fore George! I'll see it out;
'}'hen, then, 0 Arthur! did thy Gellius reign. Of Rum, or Brandy, I'll not taste a Drop.
N uod. They tell me, it is whisper'd in the Books King. Tho' Rack, in Punch, Eight Shillings be a Quart,
Of all our Sages, That this mighty Hero And Rum and Brandy be no more than Six,l
(il\ . 'via/iII's Art begot) has not a Bone Rather than quarrel, you shall have your Will. [Trumpets.
\\ithin his Skin, but is a Lump of Gristle. I But, hal the Warrior comes; Torn Thumb approaches;
Dllod. Wou'dfjrtllllr's Subjects were such Gristle, all! The welcome Hero, Giant-killing Lad,
He thcn might break the Bones of ev'ry Foe. Preserver of my Kingdom, is arrived.
Xuod. But hark! these Trumpets speak the King's Approach.
Dood. He comcs most luckily for my Petition!
Let LIS retire a little. SCENE III.
Tom Thumb, allended; King, Queen, Lord Grizzle, Doodle, Noodle.
SCENE II.
Ki,1g. 0 welcome, ever welcome to my Arms,
King, Queen, Lurd Grizzle, Doodle, Noodle. My dear Torn Thumb! How shall I thank thy Merit?
Thumb. By not b'ing thank'd at all, I'm thank'd enough;
A.ing. Le[ nothing but a Face of Joy appear;
My Duty I have done, and done no more.
The i\hn who frowns this Day, shall lose his Head,
Queen. Was ever such a lovely Creature seen! [Aside,
That he may haye no Etce to frown again.
King. Thy Modesty's a Candie to thy Merit,
:-imilc, DoUa/olla:-Ha! what wrinkled Sorrow
It shines Itself, and shews thy Merit too.
j 'Rack or arrack was a spirit distilled from fermented juice ofcoconut tree leaves ('ruddy'), imported lrom
: ':'\.u blood or honc~ in him then.' were: in {he vcr~ion of the story printed as ThlitJlih ReJivt1.ius (17 2 9)l the East Indies and made into a punch with water,lemon juiL", and sugar (o,ambers, Cyclupuedill (17Z~».
i' ~ \\ J.g~l,sr(\..' did WJl yU(llC this lin\.!: in his C.JltWh'llt (17 11 ). . . ' Tbere is a recipe lor brandy punch in The Mock Dorlor, se. ii. The price-ronseious King is correct, though
: EhI.Jh.:lh ~oul.hl...rn~l (If 'Old DunJikc'. the be~t knu\\"o of the so-called Lan(:a,.,IHI'~ ~ltchcs) who dIed James Ashley's 'London Punch House' was advertising arrack pWlch at six shillings per quart and rum or
;11 pn~iln hdorc hcr trial ill 1012. Shadwdl had UM.:J th~ slory for part ofThr LallCdShJre JV,tdusund ~t!,~ue 0 brandy punch at four, undercutting the 'settled Price throughout the Town' of eight shillinlls lor arrack and
1i;, d~)' ~ 16~l i, "tiil in London Si"bc r~pcnury at rhi:s time and he-calls the dl<lraClCr '~lothcr Dcmdtke
j six for rumor brandy punch (Dai!J. Posl-Bo)', ISJuly 1731).
Tom Tlllt1Jzb Tom Thumb 39 I
Fro\\ n'd grimly 0\;1' the Land, like Lambs lool..now.
() TiIl/lI/iI. wh;lt du w.: to thy Valour ow.:! SCENE IV.
Til\: Prill\.:':~s l1UII({/I/IUlh'a is thy Prize.
Lurd Grizzle, Solu.s.
fjUffll. Hal Be :,till, my Soul!
'fILU/Ilb. Oh, happy, happ} Hearing!
See how the cringing Coxcombs fawn upon himP
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1:\..110\\& not a Name so glorious as Tum Thumb.
I
,\l1l1 Beaut), heav'nly Beauty! crowns the Toil. By such a RascaL-Sure, the King forgets,
['; e tlmJ\\ n the bloody Garment now aside, When in a Pudding, by his Mother put,
s() \\ hl.:!1 some Chimney-Sweeper, all the Day, Was drop'd. good Lord Grizzle! can I bear
H:J.;' through dark Paths pursu\l the Sooty Way, To see him, from a Pudding, mount the Throne?
I I)uhhu~ COl ndiu:-. S":j~HV ·.\fnci.mu:~: (l3;-1i)3 He), the Roman g':fH.:ntl who ddcatcu Carthage, and one
!
Garth's Dispensary (I 7 L~), eanto V, p. 57 (but 'at dead o'night' in earlier edns.),John Stunny's Lore andDtIIJ'
(1722), IV, p. 35, and others; it was also anthologized in the Thesaurus Dram'l/IClIs (1724), ii. 146.
3 As iI happens in the first part of the chapbook story: see Timlla$ Redivivus, pp. 8-<}. In thc.1uurllt:v/iulf!
\ Itn\.' \\ dllnown ,1... opening Act 11 of Rowe' ~ 1illllL'r1ane (1702); anthoh;gizcd. in Tiit.:suuras DranUJlit:us) ridiculous legend'. He concedes that the fatal denouement ofthe cow did happen, bUI that he "as 'swallowed
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TUIIl Thumb Tom Thumb 393
Cn';.. Oh Horror! Horror! Horror! cease my Queen,
SCENE VI.
QUt'L'fI. Then rouze thy Spirit-we may yet prevent
Should it conspire with Thomas Thul/lb, should cause it. And whither shall I go?-Alack-a-day!
I
l'lI s\\ im through Seas; I'll ride upon the Clouds;
I'll Jig the Earth; I'll blowout ev'ry Fire; For what's a Woman, when her Virtue's gon~?
I'll rave; I'll rant; I'll rush; I'll rise; I'll roar A Coat without its Lace; Wig out of Buckle;
Fierce as the Man whom smiling Dolphins bore, A Stocking with a Hole in't.-I can't live
QUt"CII. Oh, no! pre\ent the J\-Iatch, but hurt him not; In this Scale put my Virtue, that, Tom Thumb.
For, tho' I \\uuld not have him have my Daughter, Alas! Tom Thumb is heavier than my Virtue.
Ye!, can we kill the Man who kill'd the Giants? But hold!-Perhaps I may be left a Widow:
Cri.~. I tell you, Madam, it was all a Trick, This Match prevented, then Tom Thumb is mine,
I Ie made the Giants first, and then he kill'd them; In that dear Hope, I will forget my Pain.
:\s }"o\-hunrers bring Fuxes to a \Vood, So when some Wench to Tothill-Bridewell's sent 1
:\nd then with Hounds they drive them out again. With beating Hemp, and Flogging, she's content; ,
/Juan. How! Have you seen no Giants? Are there not She hopes, in Time, to ease her present Pain;
Now, in the Yard, ten thousand proper Giants? At length is free, and walks the Streets again. [Exit.
Cri:::.. Indeed, I cannot positively tell,
But firmly do believe there is not One. " The Gatehouse or Tothill-Fields prison at the west end of Tothill Street, for confiI)ement of petty
crlffil~als wlthm the Wes~mmster jurisdiction. Flogging and hemp-beating were the usual punishments of
ill/col. Hence! from my Sight! thou Tray tor, hie away; r,rostltutes: see plate 4 of Hogarth's Harlot's Progress (1732), where the scene is the London Bridewell at
By all my Stars! tholl enviest Tom Thumb. Heet Street. Smce 1729 the Westminster Sessions chaired by Sir John Gonson, and fuelled by the Society
(1,), Sirrah! go; hie away! hie!-thou art for the Reformation of Manners, had kept up a well-publicized campaign to clear the streets of disorderly
persons and houses (see below, p. 641 n. 3).
:\ Setting-Dog-and like one I use thee.
Crtz. !\ladam, I go.
IIJ11l Thumb shall feel the Vengeance you have rais'd.
So when two Dogs are fighting in the Streets,
\\'irh a third Dog, one of the two Dogs meets,
With angry Teeth, he bites him to the Bone,
And this Dog smarts for what that Dog had done. [Exit.
I . \ p...>Liehe pamJ) of EJ"ard Yuun~'s illlp"riwlI Pdugi...-1 Nuv"' i,yrick, published 7 Apr, 1730 (LolldoTl
/:" clling PUSi). tn (JIll' pan uf du; poem Young, JJJ.pling· Pliny's story of the boy Arion and the dolphin who
n':-.l'lICS him. (Eputlcs, ix, .n), ha.s th~ dolphin smiling-'How smiles.·jrivlI's Friend' CStrain the Fifth', st. vi,
1'. {h)--whiLh docs not happen in Pliny, Fielding put, Grizzle's rant together from two other passages in
I'tJllllg', puc'm: 'She I Freedom I pours the ThouglH, and forms the Style, I She makes the blood and spirits
bod; I I fed ha tWII'.! and rouse, aud risc, and rave lIn Tluban Song . .. CStrain the Third', st. Y, p. 28); and
'Fha Trade! I first, uJlw bor.JSJ flO Store, I fVlw Olve TIII:( Nvughl, thus Stldtchjrvm Shore, I The Shore of Prose,
U'ih'l"{' ThUll hilS! i'umba'tJ '/lni (,The Close', ~t. i, p, 57). Sec also Fielding's note in TrTrag, I. Y (u), below.
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Bail. There, when I have him, I will spunge upon him. I
ACT II. SCENE 1. o glorious Thought! By the Sun, Moon, and Stars,
O(tl:ll in Blankets toss'd···oft Pump'd upon: Foil. Alas! too just your Simile, I fear,
\\ hos.: Vinue in a Horse-Pond hath been try'd." For Courtiers often nothing are but Feathers.
Sunu here by mc.-This way must Noodle pass. Bail. Oh, my good Follower! when I reflect
Foil. \VcrI.' he an 1lalf-pay Officer, a Bully, On the big Hopes I once had entertain'd,
:\ Highway-man, or Prize-fighter, I'd nab him. To see the Law, as some devouring Wolf,
iJ(/iI. This Day discharge thy Duty, md at Night Eat up the Land,-'till, like a Garrison,
.\ double ,\lug of Beer and Beer shall glad thee.) Its whole Provision's gone.-Lawyers were forc'd,
Then ill an .'\le-lllluse may'st thou sit at Ease, For want of Food, to feed on one another.
.\nd quite t(JI'get the Labours of the Day. But Oh! fall'n Hope. The Law will be reduc'd
So \\caried Ox ell to their Stalls retire, Again to Reason, whence it first arose. 3
.\ nd l'I:;;[ from all [he Bu rthens of the Plough. But Hal our Prey approaches-let us retire.
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'L . . ~.lll{}rnb oh.tn."ct iU~li...~L': \.')..t.'\2Uli.:d UptH1 tlu.:sc most despiscd cntrc:prem:urs ofdeh1 law cniOn.:emcnt. Corbel, the Warden's Tipstalr, who there endeavour'd to squeeze out of them all the Money they can procure
. \ it"i •• r b L"1\ c,,,"llv ha,,,d bv :.tall, \\ om'll, or Child, "ho dearly loves [() see them duckl (Pick-pocket . each Prisoner expecting to be better or worse treated, as he spends more or less' (Tile Arbitrary
htL') in Iill' ,\lH')t' Pond: or \lIC d~anl) Pond uf the i lorsc-Guards at H'bildwil, .lOci somcrimcs wdl rin.... 1d at Pun""",,,,[s and Cruel Tortures Inflicted"n Prisoners}"r Debt (. 729), p. t7), See also Amelia, p. 308 and n.
lih '1~'lIfl'iL uf (:t.;l';\·Jnlt P'tHUP' \.\kland~r !'-tmith, The CCJ1lu(ul tlnd TraguClI I-hstOl)' or {ht~ Li1.:t$ and I From Bajazet's speech in Rowe's Taliler/am, (1702), II. ii (p. 22): 'Oh, Glorious Thought! By Hcav'n!
,:/:Ii<' lIi!hi SM~·J.· ij,.)'!~I!; 1tJ ,Hid tii!;lIti Id!!l,1ou (I-wt H:t'SlminSlt'r (1723). p. 50). Bailiffs captured I will enJoy it, I Tho' butin Fancy.' See the coy citation Fielding supplies in TrTrag II. i. a, below.
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\\ IItJtn lhl: lihl:rlit::. dl tht.: :\lint \\t.'1'l' lieD up in .I. wh\..'clharrow and lrundkd about the strcch, (Smith 3 Presumably by the debt law r<tonTIs enacted the year before in 2 Gw. II c. 20, providing new fonns of
n 'll[iJlti'::-'J~ '\\ it]] l:=T~\1f Shout;-- JiU! lll!z.r.a':-., while (h~ \\' umt.:n and othcrs frUnl the 'fops of Houses, prL"Senr relief lor insolvent debtors, and 2 Geo. II c. 22, intended to make it easier for willing debtors to satisfy the
bJln \\ ilh Ihl l\"" ',:("'100 oft "iu:->l.',-Stoob., ~Ind ulJ l'J.nk"·i~l\otlr'~l Pi~:-.-p{)ts', he.; hL:ingatbsI 's(Jkmnly convcyld claims against them and particularly to eliminate (in the language of the preamble) 'the oppression of inferior
til ,I (ltunp, ,ll·t:()r~ljll!:! 10 Ih," .ullil."lll Cu:-.lum uf th..: PtK"t.\ wh(:n: be is sufficiently drcnch'd Jor his dirlY I olnc'ers in the execution of process for debt, and the exactions of gaolers to whom such dehtors are
I j, HIl;-:'~': St,;'\: •• 1">0 I Tru,,: j)uLnplwn o,ffJ1(·. Hwl (I i 10), pp, Hr '::'2. committed'. The Act was amended for further intended relief of imprisoned debtors the following year
" \kjlung' prohal)iy J l11i;\tun' of strong and ~m"di bi:t.'('s. SCi: the poem to tht.' hrcwt..·r and newly chosen (3 Gco. II c. 22). The newspapers covered this issue dosely during the winter and spring of t730: see lhe
DaJ~)' Journal (22 Jan.), advocating additional measures of re[onn, Fog's Weeki)! Journal (q M.r., t t ApL),
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l.'Ii'Ll \L.I\lH' 01 Loudon Humphry PJr...oBti in tht.· Gm/}-,)'trd:l ]tHtfl1l.d (29 O\.'t. 1730)) on the inspirational
i:fl\.'d~ o(-y;.uttlU,'" ItLiJt l..'()mbiuJ.lions {.lit.- ;dOHl.'~ J.k J.nJ beer! mild or stale, etc,) on Grub-Street 'J.uthors: and Read's Weeki)! Journal (31 Jan., 7, 28 Feb.). In the devouring·lawyer part of the Bailiff's speech here
"it' Ikl'f ~md t}.;cr c\'.lh rhe :-.tud~Ull:-' h..:aJ, I In TrJg;ie buskins Lhcy majestic trcad ... If bordcd bOLb, and (
Fielding may also he reterring to the act for the better reb'UIation ofattornies and solkitors (2 Geo. II c. 23),
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Ih:iliu.:r :-om.ill nor Siron!!:, I Th~y froth in EpigrJm, or some in Song.' In one eopy of the third edition passed likewise in that same law refonn session of 17Z9 (sec below, p. 628 n. I). And in the spring of 1730,
li1"dk'.lIl! .ib!;j[~ S .\.5.:;Jur). the lIr" 'h,er' iscorrcc"cJ to 'bread' i".11 ll'lth·ccntury hand; but that would when he may actually have been writing this scene, two other law bills were pending: one for the better
Hl.l.i-.;.;:-. lllUS ofhn,,\id uut of iLJ JnJ hy Lh~ cVlth:ncc of the POCfl1\ "bt.:cr and beer} doc~ ~em to hiolve been an regulation ofjuries, introduced in the Commons on 12 March and rapidly passed through (3 Geo. II c. 25, lor
t.:,\prC:-':-OlnT\ \\ ith und..::rswou mcanin~. which see below, p. 4H n. 2), and a proposed Act relating to small debt recovery, 'commonly called the
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And I arrest you, Sir, at his Commands.
SCENE II. Thumb. Hal Dogs! Arrest my Friend before my Face!
Think you Tom Thumb will swallow this Disgrace!
Tom Thumb, Noodle, Bailiff, Follower.
But let vain Cowards threaten by their Word,
Tom Thumb shall show his Anger by his Sword. [Kills the Bailiff
Thumb. Trust me, my Noodle, I am wond'rous sick;
Bail. Oh, I am slain!
For tho' I love the genrle HUllcamullca,
Foil. I'm murdered also,
I'd at the Thought of Marriage, I grow pale;
And to the Shades, the dismal Shades below,
For Oh!-but swear thou'lt keep it ever secret,
My Bailiff's faithful Follower I go.
I will unfold a Tale will make thee stare.
Thumb. Thus perish all the Bailiffs in the Land,
Nood. I swear by lovely Hunfamunfl~ 's Charms.
'Till Debtors at Noon-day shall walk the Street,
Thumb. Then know-My Grand-mamma hath often said
And no one fear a Bailiff, or his Writ.
T01/l Thumb, beware of .Marriage. ' -
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Whm Oneyou wound, you then destroy;
~HOnlJ":~ Bill, 'K~JU~i.: it WJ'i :wid it \\\)uitJ rcdUl:": tht.: Number or at least the Pr.H..' ticc of Altornies' (The
l'OIi:,(,d SI;Ii<" a(Gl{a/ lin/aill, 3" (!\Ia) I730), p. 517). This bill lingered in the Cununolls until early May
JJhj then wt.:nl to lhe.: 1.urJs (00 lalc in the sl'ssion ti,r a.ctiun; but was printed and its provisions wcre well
! Or else the King of Brentford, Old or New?3
Must. I am surprized that your Highness can give your self a Moment's
Uneasiness about that little insignificant Fellow, Tom Thumb. One properer
K!hi\\Il: l'L c.l;_ tilt' cntici:-.m of them in Rf/it.!':; J-fcek~l'Joumal (l5 Apr. 1730)
for a Play-thing, than a Husband.-Were he my Husband, his Horns should
U. tiJy', Illilcl.mg JUlUcsticJllul1 oflhe portentous tragedy warning in Tilt" Whdt D'}', Cull II, II. i: 'Oft I See Appendix I.
rny kiHd Gr<JhUtWJ fold illl.;.-'J'im, tJLc wJrning, i fie g{)()(J-and say thy Prdy'rs--~anu mind thy Learning.' , Obviously mimicking Romeo and Juliet, but Tom's mother calls to him likewise in the ballad, :uier the
, !'rum [he b<:;;illlling of J wdl-~nown ,peech by Antony in Dryden's Alllor Love, I. i. -B8 ('0, thuu has cow swaUows him: 'Where art thou, Tom? where art thou?' (Thomas Redivivw, p. 9).
lir\1 lIIe; my Soul's up in .~rms'), anthologized in the Thesaurus Dr"m"ti{us (ii. 229-30). Antony's soul is 1 A repeat allusion, for the audiences who had jlll..-t sat through the ending of Th, AulkoT's PilI'''' 011 the
lir\.'u f(Jf ii:;:htintJ,. nut loving. original programme bill: St..., above, p. 288 n. I.
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be:;IS IOllg as his BOdy.-lf you had fallen in Love with a Grenadier, I should Whose Name in Terra incognita is known,
nol h,,\e \\ond~n;d at it. If you had fallen in Love 'with Something; but to fall Whose Valour, Wisdom, Virtue make a Noise,
111I1It. Cease, my ·\Ilusladla, on your Duty cease. Hunc. Whom does my Royal Father mean?
'rhl' Dove is not so gentle to its Nlatc. King. Hal the Window-Blinds are gone,
,Husl. The Dove is every bit as proper for a Husband. Alas! Madam, there's A Country Dance ofJoys is in your Face,
not a Beau about the Court that looks so little like a Man. He is a perfect Your Eyes spit Fire, your Cheeks grow red as Beef,
Butt..:rHy, a Thint; without Substance, and almost without Shadow too. Hunc. 0, there's a Magick-musick in that Sound,
Iluflf. This Rudeness is unseasonable; desist, Enough to turn me into Beef indeed.
Or I shall think this Railing comes from Love. Yes, I will own, since licens'd by your Word,
TiJIII Thumh 's a Creature of that charming Form, I'll own Tom Thumb the Cause ofall my Grief.
'I 'hal no one can abuse, unless they love him. For him I've Sigh'd, I've Wept, I've gnaw'd my Sheets. l
SCENE V.
SCENE IV.
King, Huncamunca, Doodle.
King, Huncamunea.
Dood. Oh! fatal News-the great Tom TlJumb is dead.
KIIiK. Let all but HUIIWtflllUW leave the Room. King. How dead!
Daughter, f have of late observ'd some Grief Help, help, the Princess faints!
Unusual in your Countenance, your Eyes King. Fetch her a Dram.
That, lik..: two open Windows, us'd to shew Huttc. Under my Bed you'll find a Quart of Rum. [Ex. Doodle.
The lovely Beauty of the Room within, King. How does my pretty Daughter?
Have now two Blinds before them-What is the Cause? Hune. Thank you, Papa,
Say, have you not enough of Meat or Drink? I'm something better now.
\\'c 'n' giv'l1 strict Orders not to have you stinted. King. What Slave waits there?
/JIIIIC. Alas! my Lord, a tender Maid may want
Enter Slave.
What she can neither Eat nor Drink
KIIIg. What's that? Go order the Physicians strait before me,
fiullc. Oh! Spare my Blushes, but I mean a Husband. That did attend Tom Thumb--now by my Stars,
/\.Ilig. If that be all, I have provided one, Unless they give a full and true Account
.\ Husband grcat in Arms, whose Warlike Sword Of his Distemper, they shall all be hang'd .
lliJUlld them both logether~ I Phys. They are various--very various and uncertain.
K'llg. Give them me. [fills the Glass. 2 Phys. Will you tell me that a Man died ofthe Diaphormane in one Hour~
Drink it all on~ it will do you no harm. when the Crisis of that Distemper does not rise till the Fourth Day?
I Phys. The Symptoms are various, very various and uncertain.
SCENE VI.
SCENE VII.
King, I-luncamunca, Doodle, Physicians.
[To them.] Tom Thumb attended.
IPhI'S. \Vc here attend your J\lajesty's Command.
Thumb. Where is the Princess? where's my HUt/amlunca?
All/g. Of what Distemper did Tom Thumb demise?
Lives she? 0 happy Thumb! for even now
J Ph),s. He died, may it please your .\lajesty, of a Distemper which
A Murmur humming skips about the Court,
Pureldlsus calls the DiupJwrmanc. Hippocrates the CalefUmell. Galen the
That Huncamunca was defunct.
R.:gon i He was taken with a Dizziness in his Head, for which I bled him, and
King. Bless me!
put on Four Bli"tcrs~hc then had the Gripes, wherefore I thought it proper
Ye Blazing Stars~sure 'tis Illusion alL
2 Phys. Doctor, you mistake the Case; the Distemper was not the
Thumb. Tom Thumb I am, and eke] also alive.
vcr) much of all that you did~let me tell you, you did not do half enough
Thumb. Not I.
) (Ill know he complained of a Pain in his Arm, I would immediately have cut
I Phys. I told you, Doctor, that Cathartick would do his Business.
off his .lnn, and have laid open his Head, to which I would have applied some
2 Phys. Ay, and I am very much surprized to find it did not.
·t;:\~t."cding hJirinc~s' (i.e. frum pij,)sus~ wilh the intensifier p~>rprefixed)~:l~ to which the First Physician very
projh:r1) ,,(}llllllCllb later, 'I never he.rd uf such a Distemper before' (II. ix). 'Trahisick' in the same speet:h
Can take a dress'd up Monkey for a Man.
\\HuM b..: from J .atin tr:lju:rt, meaning ~to draw out Fielding in any case is amusing himself by putting
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• Come to my Arms, my dearest Son-in-Law!
ridieulou, trace meanings into this fal.c ).q;on, thuugh the traces do not all read quite clearly; and with words
Happy's the wooing, that's not long a doing;2
Ii", rhis thae mllst surdy be some limit 011 the editorial duty to explain an .uthor, There is a medical dispute
in part] of the chapbook story, aher Tom falls into the close-stool: 'The Doctor thought to let him Blood. Proceed we to the Temple, there to tye
bUI ,omc did him oppose, I Then uthers said 'twas for his Good, thus a Dispute arose, I Until a grave
"'pcncllc'<-1 ,\1ao. the latter lU dis'nul, i Said, i{hi' limd, the)' wouldsca", tlley'd IIolfi"d a TkimbleJuli. I At I i.e. archaic '.Iso' (also!).
last upon a Jearn\J Debate it Was resolv'J by .. /I, I That [hey would trust his Life to Fate. and wait his Rise or , Proverbial: cf. John Mottley, The Widow Bewitch 'J (!730), p. 37, and Thoma. FuUer, GtWlllolugiu
Fall' (JIlt/illal" Rt.'dr;.'J'1A/.'i, p . .!3). (1732), No. 0205.
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Tom 1humb Torn Thumb
The burning Uri_legroom to the blushing Bride. Tom Thumb is lost-yet Hickathrifi remains,
And if I guess aright, Tom Thumb this Night And Hickathrifi's as great a Man as Thumb.
Shall give a Being to a ne~ TOI/I Thumb. Be he then our Gallant-but hal what Noise
llall •. 0 tic upon you, Sir, .'tOll make me blush. As Thunder rumbling through th'lEtherial Plains?
or 'sports t.
\ 1.":- PhYSlt:ians fl.'maill. , Link-hoys, L'aJ'rying torches (links) to guide walkers at night.
Tom Thumb
.\nu in J ;\loment, guess, oh! guess the rest,
.'\nu in ~l Moment SWJllow'd up Tom Thumb. l
Killg. Horrible indeed!
Gri':... Swallowed she him Jlive?
Nuot/. ,-\Jive, alive, Lord Grizzle; so the Boys
Of Fishmongers do swallow Gudgeons down.
Cri;::,. Curse on the Cow that took my Vengeance from me. [Aside.
Kwg. Shut up again the Prisons, bid my Treasurer
Nor give three Farthings out~hang all the Culprits,
FINIS,
I in tllL' chapltooh ~tor) "1 um's mother tl\,;s him HJ J this.de \\ hill' she mjlks 1h.: co"s: 'Uut mark th,;; hap, a
COil C,lill,,' h) JIH.1 up the Thisrle car, I Poor Tum \rirhal (that <l!->.l Dock) was made tht:" rl'J Cow's i\1car'
(rhona{" N,,/i{:-:w, p- 9),
~ i iillhnusc :.wu ,\·lorris"':l.:j borh ann01al ..' this as a juvcnik card game or ioke in which the cards are
..... ~ltll.'!\;J ~~buUI, Iljllhuusc lS not ... un: ('possibl) a chihfs g,Ull\.") J,nJ \,,rhik l\iorrisscy docs sound sure, caHing
ill'.: ~.Hl.h.· ·Jad,.-a- \luslanJ', I hJ\c nol bt;cn ahle (0 find a conrcmporary suurCe to e~plain it