Easy One Liner Jokes

! Why was the snowman happy? Because the snow

blower was coming.

! I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B

Negative

! What!s brown and sticky? A stick.

! I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass

the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt."

! Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was

charged with battery.

! What do you get when you cross a snowman and a

vampire? Frost bite.

! Where does the one legged waitress work? The Ihop

! Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry,

it's just a knock knock joke.

! What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends

over?"Doughnuts

! What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? Klondike

! Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have

the guts