Examples of Hypothetical Questions

and Pickup Lines

Hypothetical/"What If" Question samples

"Hey, here's a question." You can preface all these with, "Hey, here's
a question." That's all you need. Those words. "Hey, here's a
question." And then you plug one of these in and you've made your
invitation.

"Hey, if you were to break into any store in this city and go on a
shoplifting binge, where would you go and what would you want to
steal?"

In a bar situation, you might say, "If you had a dick for a day, what
would you do with it?"

Here's a more timid one you might want to use in a bookstore: "If you
could go anywhere in the world on a trip and money was no object,
where would you go?".

"Hey, here's a question. You look like trouble. When was the last time
you were arrested?"

"What scares you most? Do you have any phobias or things you
constantly worry about?"

"If you were to audition for American Idol, what song would you sing?"

"What's your best scar? Tell me the story of how you got it." Best
used in a bar.

"If someone made a movie about your life, what would they call it?"

"Here's a question. What's the worst lie you ever told?"

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Examples of Silly Pickup Lines

"Which of these pickup lines is dumber? First one: 'Excuse me, I'm a
little short on cash. Would you mind if we shared a cab home
together?'

Or, 'You look like the type of girl who's heard every line in the book.'
So which one's dumber?"

"Which of these pickup lines might actually work on someone like

you? Be honest. 'Hey, your body must be a Visa because it's
everywhere I want to be.' Or, 'Would you like some Visine?' 'Why?'
'So you can see our clear future together.' Or, 'Are those fuck-me
eyes or fuck-you eyes?'"

"Which of these pickup lines is more offensive? 'You've got nice

breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or pink?' Or, 'Have
you ever played leapfrog naked?'"

"What is the stupidest pickup line you've ever heard from a guy?"

"If you were to give guys advice on pickup lines, what would you tell
them?"

"How would you feel if a guy came up to you and asked this line: 'Do
you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?'"

"Can you believe that guys actually use these pickup lines on
women? 'Roses are red, tulips are not, do you want to go home with
me and fuck?' Or, 'Hey baby, I want to lick your thighs.'"

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