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A: 7 pare, High school where kids are alfowed fo carry gu TR (3 Coy. IN THE OLD DAYS, THEY USED OLD BALLS! These days, bboreballs ore replaced after every hit. Not so in the 19th century. Bock then, they ured them until they wore out! ‘ONLY IN BROOKLYN! The Brooklyn Atlantics played bbase ball before boseball was coo! —a steagering 136 GENTLEMEN, PLAY BALL! New York's Knickerbocker Nine were a force to reckon with during the Civil Wor — in 1864! NEW YORK — Baseball ain't what it used to be. Vintage base ball — yep, it was originally two words —is baseball the way it was played over 100 years ago. Those were the days when players, called "ballists,*aved the game above ‘money — and would never kick air at an umpire, Players were passionate about the game, but behaved as gentlemen, ‘And today the thousands of fanatics who play vintage base ball are as meticulous about authenticity as hetr counterparts Who reenact Civil Wa bales. ‘They're historians as well as players, reports Smihsonian Magazine. “They reereate the unforns, equipment (a lack UhereoD, the homemade balls, even the language of more than 100 years age.” Batters were called strik crs, pitehors were, hurlers Fans were “erants” — ard the umpires would sometimes consult with a crank before ‘making a call These were the days when the game was played for fan — not blood at Here are some other old- time terms and” today's ‘equivalents: Behind = catch. er; daisy cutler = ground bal; sky ball = pop-up; deed = out; mutt run; huzzah! = hurrah! Vintage baseball is played {in virtually every state. Long Island boasts {wo separale vinkage baseball eagues, one playing according to the rules Of 1866 and the other 1877 ‘Mest vintage teams in Amer ca play by the earlier rules, By WADE DANIEL Weekly Word News restricting pitchers to throw- Ing underhandea "The 1877 game is faster “a exitty, ull speed aiead atiet- fe contest with fasthalls A balter’s allowed four — rot three — sirkkes beiore e's out. And a pitcher's allowed to tarow five balls, not four before walking abatter ‘A vintage ball player in Old Bethpage, told Smidheonian Magazine: "There's no way to Geserbe how much T love haseball, Il play. baseball nti Tdrop deatlon the field” ‘And a player in Ohio ‘old Weekly World News, “Base ball wed te be « game where competing players were gen- tiemen "and stook hands, where they congratulated cach other for fine Belding or fit “he end of he bllganes we play brags Pople togeth “We shake hands, We share stories with friends, old and new, over food and cold ors. “We play base ball” Here are afew mare iner- esting facts, YOU'RE ov i EIS SA ee BETHESDA, Md.— A bag of French fries and two packets of ketchup ... a college ring... . it yeu wanted oimpresspeope but a fake beard and mustache ...ahalfsmoked cigar dit have money enough to buy and a musical condom that plays Wind Beneath the real thing: Wy Wings. ssi deena ae ‘A gold tcoth, “It fl out ofthe "These are just a few of the By SUSAN AMBROSINO surgeons mouth during heart sur weird. and wacky objects highly Wecly Wad Nowe ger sada federal repr. “Ta this trained American surgeons sewed ) and were forced to endure a second | just thinking about it,” said one investi- | patient rather than risk a second up inside patients in operating | Surgical procedure to remove the ob- | gatoc “It's a miracle it didnt kill the | surgery lo remove i. roams in every state in the year | ect, which included Patient 1A “girie show" cigsrette 2000 alone 1 A-small order of McDonalds |" halfsmoked cigar, “Fotuniely| lighter that depicted a fly eed “And the stuatin is getting werse | Fresch ses complete wih no: one, but | there was no ideation thatthe slog | woman vhen held up to ight and rather an better says spstesman | to unused packs of fatehup There | was bt when it fo tnt tho Palen’ | ged to the left" and & near forthe National Insttues fr Heath | slsoappearedto bea piece ofa plate | oper abdomen” a report said. naled woman when eld up tight ul Tm mot here slam decors | cir ad the undigested remnant of|'T. 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Pulitzer Prize-winning | audience while on a publelty | writes ir the book “When I askod ‘author Dr. Jobn Mack & pro: | four Tyear-old) Emma what she fessor of psychiatry. at] To answer that question, | thavght these "strange being? Harvard Medical School, | the expert pored aver his | wanted here, she sad, think they reveals that scores of ab | research materals. Want people to inow that we're ucts he's interviewed say | "I took all my boxes of | actually making harm on this world aliens showed them a horric | interview transcripts and sat | and we mustn't gt ton tecmole- fate tht awaits our planet if with them, soring them day’| ged” pollution continues — with Sitar day, to see what ideas | Sven when visiting fanflung Earth’s oceans turned into | and themes seemed ioemerge | Third. World countries, aliens toxic coze, the black, sir | fom that material” he sad. | broughtthe sine message lunbreathable “and millions | “""T began to be struck by | "An Ariean man named Credo dead, how powerful the environmen. | Murwa assodiates the Ts with ‘Sometimes the images of | ial dimension was to this the | beings in his people's mythology planetary destruction present | gvervhelming communication | ealed “martindane” whe ate dito the experiencers are so| gfdanger fo theplanet” | andent guardians of our plane. dramatic, so utterly bleak or | “The aliens’ communication | They value Earth because itis ong cniastrophi, that they reach | takes a variety of forms, trom | ofcnly ahandlulof"mother worlds” ‘apocalyptic proportions,” Dr | telepathy to images on TWike | eapable of sustaining lie. ‘Mack says in his newest bork, | montiors sboard thei space: | Through the mantindane, Passport. to. the -Casmes | ert Mutwa was even visions ofa dving ‘Human Trangjormation axa | “As abductees named Jim | Earth in whieh, te sai, “the shy Alien Encounters, recently | Sparks. received one. such | willbeccme dirty, the animals wil ‘ekased in paperback (Three | ching ‘ien warting, the | varsh, the seas wil turn Ino p= Rivers Press, $10. fexpert wrtes. “On the ships | sorous mud, water wil be even “fost ct the abguctees | he had been shown ‘seene | more precious than gold to human fi believe they are being shown | after scene showing man- | beings.” $ he actual future. although | find'sdestuctive ways andits | "Bernardo Pelxoto, a Brazilian they may fee that this future | impact on the environment,’ | shaman, told Dr Mack of the is already determined, they | aeoompanied by a telepathic | “Ikayas’ — is peoples name fer ‘may nevertheless like biblical | message, You are kiling your | beings similar to the gray-ype propheis, warn us that ve | planet Your planet is ying’ | aliens often reported by pepe n must change our desiructie | The aliens seem tvindeate | the West. ways” that the hoeebe future they | He sai they are nov coming tof cD, Mack oie ge) dec canbe sweet we ae | Earth because yar osc DR ae | femic world in 1994 when | now. Often. abductees are | that we are cestoying ourselves JW he published groundbreaking | Shown scenes cf breathtaking | and they love us and dont ABDUCTED! Untold theusands of retearch on the alion abd | natural beauty — folowed by | watt to Sce this happening” ‘men, women and chilren hove beon Kidnapped ond tion phenomenon. Based on | contrasting images of death, |" But the aliens arent ©x@mined by space olen, experts lke Dr.John Mack contend cexensive intrviews, bo found | Gevastaion anddestructon, "| always lovey-dovey. They're | at us Uke « harmful bacteria | hast be purified” that peeple vho caim io have | "A woman named Nora was | notabove issuing notton-sub- | and twill repel s. It wil ight | "The day of reckoning wil been Kidnapped ty aliens are | shown "fayriaiike gardens | Ue reas to abductees, many | back” be straight out ofthe Book of| nol crary or unusualy prone | en the shige and was tld by | of whom warn of coming | The aliens, who seo them. | Revelation, she said to fantary —but instead shew | the beings thece {s sil the | “cleansing” of Mother Earth. | selves aa the guardians of| “Like in the Bible, There all the signs of having under-| potential to creste such beauty | An abductee named Isabel | Earth — their erigial home | will be tidal waves, terible {one gentine trauma Sn Eerth” De Mack mites. | was toldby the aliens thatthe | — wil play an active role in| weather changes snd lot o Since ther, he's come to the | “" Many’ children who ave | humanrace was ie adanger. | the “ceansng" the abducee | sickness," she said. "The coachision that whether the | cloge encounters with Ets | ous virss or concer’ thot | tld Dr Mace Barth s going e be gone” she | ‘aliens bal from another pla | receive asmilar message. | “might have be removed" to | . “Toere ere ging tobe alot | preits, and not everyone wil et, an alternate universe or | "overal of the ones Finto. | presore the whole bods | ofships tha are goingta come | bo on tho “new Earth” that another plare of really all-| viewed said. they received |" °The Barth has gone | here and I think tha theyre | emerges sparing clean from ether eset matter Information primarily hreugh | through a te,” she told Ds | going to tate us and remove | the mass destruction “Themaia thing forme has | the black eyes of the | Mack."If we're ging ef this | us firs,” she said. "The Earth |. Another abductee named become, What doss this mean | beings, about the canger to | negative energy’ al the time, Karin says she was warned of| for us?” Dr Mack told a rapt | the planets le,” Dr Mack | after awhile, the Earth looks ‘God's wrath exphding” on| Barth “Cites are going to be| lost in the blink of an eye,” she told Dr Mack. “This is the’ stuf the Bible is talking about” ‘Since learning of the peril to WHY ARE YOU HERE? ‘cane from the classic scifi film, Clee Encounters of the Third Kind. ‘activists — and the expert says that's geod thing Says Dt Mack, “Tat kind of shift of consciousness is the only thing, 1 think, whick could possibly arrest the downward spiral of destruction that is | WEEKLY WORLD NEWS Aoi 3, 2004-7 THIS LOUSY PLATE! NEW YORK — A young American graduate Along with other volunteers, they student claims that she had a whirlwind romance with were helping the locals to build wooden Britain's handsome Prince Wi Jvolunteer in South America — carrying his love child! New) Yorker Amy ‘Turlinsky, 23, says the 6 foot, hazebeyed hunk ‘swept her off her feet and promise her the world, but after geting what he want ed, he's cut her of with a feurt goodbye and a single itt — 2 cheap collector's) nosigns of deceit. plate with his pleture on ‘flew all the way from ve written Wiliam and | Australia to debunk this toldhim Im expecting," ass | woman's story, Whien soune Turlinsky said. "I realy need | ed ike an outrageous slur on right new the royal family” declared ‘ve received is | famed expert John Merrey of a collecti's plate wit his | Brisbane. "Tustead, found picture on it that came in the Frail along with «form lete from Buckingham Palace ‘Miss Tutlinsky isn't the | sizing ing took place in first young woman to clam to | early December, while she be carrying Prince Willa’ | was on leave. from grad ove chill — a 22-year-old | sctool doing volunteer work woman, de to give birth ust | inthe coastal lage of Torel day’ from nox, says he got | i Chile, about 950 miles her pregnant last simmer | south of Santiago, There, That young woman may | she claims, she met Prince or may not be telling the | Wiliam, who's taknga year truth, but a ledetector ex-| of from schoo! before at pert who tested Miss tending St Andrew's Turknsky says lie extubits | Unversity in Scotiand she was telling the truth as she beleves ito Be” Miss Turlinsky says the prove Prinee Wllors Tethered Mise “unis bby. as > this poi, i's her Mf WEEKLY WORLD NEWS Apri'5, 2001 liam while working as a ‘and that she’s now Brunette claims she’s pregnant with Wills’ baby! walkways and teaching English to local choolchildren, The 1a-yearold heir tothe throne was surprisingly charming and laid back ‘He made me feel like T was a fairy-tale Princess,” she recalls ‘On the last hight of her stay, Miss ‘Turinsky claims, the smooth talking young aristocrat slipped into her steering bag. 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People all rer the Urited States are complaining that these new SUVs se too much as, are too big, destroy the environment and damage four brains because ot all the emission fumes they put out ‘These tree huggers are out of their ever lovin minds. Gas-guzzlers are ‘Wat made america great The US. of A. has al ways known that bigger Is 1 — and this was nev er more true than in the fine line of American automebiles It used to be a big event in the neighborhood ‘when someone brought home a new ear. Folks would line the streets for blocks to get the first look And if you came puttering around the comer in one of thase pany little ‘compact ears some people are driving rowadays, vour neigh bors would laugh their heads off at you. 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But the next time you take your family en the Interstate Highway and come up aganst an 18 Wheeler carrying, 49 to Of plutonium or some thing, T promise you'l feel a lot sofer if you have the strength, pote CLASSIC EDSEL wor ugly — and i sure did burn the fuel. ‘and peace of mind that only ‘ears. the size of the El Dorado ean provide. 1 ofl d Anger Gas-Gotbler | driving comfort with 466 ed Angee Le ae Roeser ste ANCIENT AS ma TT PARIS — The startling discovery by NASA scientists that a meteorite from Mars contains tiny wormlike “micro-fossils,” is being hailed by top researchers as absolute proof that ancient astronauts colonized Earth. "sp, fom sate na = any Seeded ur panel with | Study of Intergalactic Cola thet own Kind. but incase. | ization. told a reporter for | fairs by extraterrestrals ahercase they passed ox | Ancient Gade and. 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A fife infact if Feching him, “Td really lke wo to | | Dear Dotti: 1 work in a large aways stops You dare say one Bad thing about | Stay good friends” Dat, he took | office next to an alractive young for a “stretching?” {linton, she goes alled in the face | me ileraly? Now, Ucant get thei | woman TH call Jane, Tve naticed break in front of {nd gets so angry she can barely | iot off the phone. He'll call me up | she has a weird habit. As she si ZL, gar house. She'll talk, cart igure it — and ay | tie everynight and spend an hour | at her deal she repeatedly clench: | juagy yy iUSt stand there, mind keeps going back to that trip. | chewing my ear off, telling me all | es and unclenches the cheeks of | qMmcvs" touching her toes Pu ~~ ee ins pee wee about his problems with his parents | her heinie. At first, [thought it was = se ou Spandex ponte ‘him for sbout 15 minutes. I knew | and at school, and what gris he | a tic, then 1 began to observe a | — Tight outside our window where {hig sounds crazy but what are the | ites now acklag me foradvice and | definite pattern She'll do 12 repe- | MV husband can see, Shell spend dds that she had an affair with | everything’ Can you believe i | titions, stop, then detwomore sets | te of four minutes holding her Bill Clinton? — John in Virginia | tike't care! W's really annoying, | Intern the day Tasked apal about | feet and stretching fom side to pear John: Onc Nigh not. | wecause its cutting into my phone | itandhe said ste's probably doing | Sie, while he, drinks nis coffee, you've got goed instincts — ol Bll | time with boys 1 want to date and | those firm-your-fanny exercises | head buried in the newspaper Probably dia try something On a | with my REAL friends ~ none ef | you see in women's magazines. No | preventing not to notice, Maybe low note he's othe Prasident om | hemex-beyiends a Veareie, | tne’ supposed to ne wnat ure | KActncdenc, bath des she Fk moseten wart Degesting GAY | | have to stay on the line, nodding | doing— bat trust me, Dotti, in this | Fatike to marchout taere and ve nish money and pretending Y'm listening to | case they do. Tm sure I'm not the | Pike fo marchout there and give Dumb ex-beau thinks | WRITE TO DOTTI PRIMROSE sure what to say. How would you want to be his friend! ne ee ‘Dear Dotti: broke up with this || ,. Std Dotti your fetters and questions — and let her tell it ike || || Dear Mary: Maybe you ought to boy same are about a moms || Hl Weite t Dear Doth c/o Weekly World Mews, 5401 NW Broken || eyeder ge ere youre ago and I made the mistake of ses nnltrn nar ancace that hussy’s face! Devil’s face seen in earthquakes ° mu SATE SPOTT IN DISASTERS WORLD VATICAN CITY — The terrifying image of Satan has | image caught on video by a TV been seen by thousands of eyewitnesses at natural disasters | newserew worldwide over the past decade — most recently at the | PUMOUM, tentsrat, Sap. 17, Seattle earthquake, where 16 people claim they saw the | 896 = Once a tropical paracise, Devils flery head emerge trom a erack in the concrete! | US sland tad to be, evacuated ‘The strange sightings have spawned videspread panie — and | Srupted. Story before the largest Pope John Paul i has taken them seriously enough to qulety aispates | Explosion, rightened evacsees sa panel to probe the mystery Sitar grimaciag face in sulphut Whe te inguiry is hot yet com. ude spewed out bythe vleato plete the Vatican panel has verified uaz, a1, 97 — Brorine signings, according to the When af avalanche buried24 siers lead investigator Father Antonio inthe Austrian Alp, rescuers were Fracin, We, the experts say the Surmed to find that the ley tomb face of Sata phenorenen i oth covering the dead haformed ihe ing to panic about and wey are Se | spe of te Devils head appealing for calm. Frasini says. "We do not believe | "5% PEYIRSBONG, Fay, June 25, PSurrendering to panis is the | Satan is responsible for these | 9a Ploiars were bombarded worst thing people can do,” Fr.| catastrophes "Rather, the Devi | by tering electrical storms that Charies Bronson’s brain is for sale! LONDON — Charles Bronsos, ‘the most feared man in the prison ‘system, is pitching te sale of his brain and’ other “souvenirs” on the Internet lo raise funds for s charity he calls Bronson's Children. The muscular Io convict who. changed his birth fame to that of the Hollywood star of the Death Wish movies, hhas Spent 20 of his 47 years Behind bars Let's give Bill Gates MORE money? WASEINGTON — If a bold new economic revival plan goes through, Microsoft chairman Bill Gates will get @ whopping $1.8 trillion tax rebate from the gov- ernment “The plan, proposed by a coi- servative thnk ta, is based 0 the concept cf “trickle down ece- homies" that. Presidest Honald Reagan used to sapercharge the nation’s economy back in the 18805. “imagine what a gealus lke Gates wil be abe to do with that Kind of mone; the number ef new jobshe'llereste— it makes much Tore sense than forking outa few dollars to every taxpayer in ‘Amerion” enthused a spokesman for the Gructman Free intorprise Group, which came up ‘With the recession busting idea. rejcee hs figitonog image ot | kiled at leat ‘sb During on & Great new piano Ereses ofthese trie ots | Housewife took a. snapshot of for lefties Goa twinci fear andewe | Seta tac ina thandorebud only? “ite wants people to turn | GHMANDEGA, Wear, Oc. 3% ROME — Inventor Carlo away from the Lord and bow | #98 — Already battered by Hurri ‘Covone has built piano for lefties. It’s got the keys in reverse, or the Jow notes on the righthand side and high notes on the left. “What it does,” says Carlo, “is allow left-handers to play the ‘melody with thetr strong hand.” oven and worship him.” cane Mitch, 1200 villagers were Here are some of the sight. | buried alive” by mudslides ings that the hush-hush panel | Survivors saw the face of Satan in Ins already authenticated: the charning oove MAM, Fi, og. 24, 1992 — | SAM JUIN DICAQUIXTLA, taxi, When Hurricane Andrew ripped | June 15,1999 — Moments after 27.0 through South Morida, kiling @ | killer quake struck Mexico Ci, a and causing $20 billim in dam: | photographer stapped a picture of ‘ge, 112 winesses saw Satan's | Satan's face in actoud. Nearly 1,000 face swirling in douds overhead. | others claim to have seen i. RONTHNIDGE, Cait, Jan. 1, | KZA, Turkey, ABQ. 7, 1799 — At 1994 — Following the devastating | least 2200 people dropped to their eartnquake that killed 97, as | kiees and prayed to Satan to pro fireman battled the blaze, a pho- | tect them when his igure appeared tographer captured the ceric | during aftershocks of a quake ‘hat image of a bat-vinged Devil in | left 17000 others dead the interne behind him ‘CURIA, india, Jen. 26 2001 — KORE, Japan, dan 17, 1995 — |The 69 carthquake that killed ‘More than 3,000 peopie perished | 19,000 people lao. robbed many in this megaquake and’ least | Indians’ of their faith. When they 40 others say they were terror | saw the hideous face of the Evil ined by the sight of Satan | One, hundreds of panicked people Toomin over the devastation —an | pleaded tohim for meets. aecoriing SEATTLE — The days of freedom for. mystery creature Bigot may be numbered ifplans Dyrateam of sclenists workout Members of a so-called Global pighot Seareh ‘Team are boplng to catch one with a 12: footlong, toot ie trap net to spring ask ‘when anything weighing over 00 Pounds stepeon i ‘rts pot out the trap might cote an cheer hnman—or same DCS CE ta Ct) es Utd © burning buildings as : . Sal COL TES WINGATE, NC. — Payctologsis confirm doing something you haven't done for years wil revive dormant memories, yourbrain that can make you {your hip, climbing a tree is a el ike a kid again. 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Yet, ‘even tae mast advanced people ‘of that era are not believed to have mnown te Earthevenhad 2 ccreunference, fe Perhaps most ting ofall ypt was a small, ightly pop lated country that seemingly ‘would have been incapable of producing enough food to food the horde of hungry workers ‘nsedad to build te pyramids, PYRAMIDS (Continued from Poge 18) ‘thin ipa when no one among the islanders had features like that? ‘Therois noquostion xtrateros ‘rials were involved” ‘© Gigantic statues at Tule near Mexico City which in many ‘ways look like modern astro raul, ‘Aulhor-engineer Gerardo Levet prepared a repert for pres entatan to the World Conference ‘on Andlent Astronauts in Zarich, Switzerland, coniending the stat ues depict 'space travelers. of ants from the lost continent of ‘tian ‘The heads on the remarkable carvings are topped ty a helmet With photoelectre eels for con Yering solar energy to electrical energy, Levet said. And the elon- fitod cars are realy earphones {o maintain contact with a space shies '¢ Early man in the Middle ast and in South America mew thousands of years ago that the Earth was a sphere that orbited the sun in precisely 366.282 days ‘© Descriptions in the mythol ogy and religious ‘writings of people around the worl tell of Fyous" or ether superior beings residing in the heavens or travel Ing rough the sk: "The extraterrestrials are be- lieved to have returned to their abode in the stars afer skaring technelogy and epiriual truthe that greatly infuenced human and cilturs evolution, Ea a a ae | PSA NASA aerospace engineer Josef caer weer Even the Bible's Ezekiel Blumrich set out to Erich von Danniken’s trail-blazing book Chariot of the Gods as a hoax — and discovered proof in the Bible’s book of Ezekiel that ancient astronauts did in- deed visit earth. Examinieg Ezekiel with scientine scrutiny he became convinced te bib- lical prophet encountered a fying ‘sale eons ago, Blumrich reported the astounding ‘conclusions “in his own ‘Spaceships of Ezekiel and joined the atvisory councl of the’ Ancient ‘Astronaut Society. When Blumrich tured to Ezekiel 1:45, this is what he read: And I loaked, and behold, a whirl wind came out of the north, a great ‘oud, and a fire unfolding keelf, snd a Weekly World News report — and studying the Top 10 Warning below. iS fst sion youre NOT to be foots — and TO ‘Even if your doctar seems to be cold uncaring and in competent, you. should at ‘east gwe him @ etance to make’ amends by looking sim straight in wie eves and declaring: “Doctor, fm tired fof you teeing me ie dt. 1 deserve better than tis” ‘Baieveitor not he may be so overworked tat he doesnt von realie he's ging you short shrift. "Good communication be tween docior and patient is had a close encounter! brightness was about it, and aut of | _ The author pointed out that in 1964 the midst thereof as the edlor of am- | Roger Anderson, an engineer of the ‘er, out of the midst ofthe fire. Langley Research Center in Norfolk. “Also out of the midst therefore | Va, designed a vehicle witha similar ‘came the likeness of four ling crea- | configuration. Anderson had been ‘ures. And this was their appearance; | asked to help create a conveyance for ‘they had the likeness ofa man, eniry into planetary atmospheres ‘ivan interview at the MarshGeld | “""Kowing that coniguration was ‘Space Flight Center in Huntsville | the key to reconstructing Eveliel's ook | Ala, Elumrich said reading the rst | spaceship,” Stumrich said. chapter of Ezekiel “triggered it for | » ‘The bookof Ezekiel was writen, or tne, I started changing my mind.” | ected ing after the prophet's death “The main body of the spaceship | and he had all is encounters with described in the Bible was taped | spaceships in Babylonia diring the like anice cream cone, he said ‘It's | Jewish captivity rather wide cone with some inward | "He defiaitely was fying three faurves — and that main body iscar-| tines, probebly four times, with the od by four helicopter units” vila” Blumrich said WARNING SIGNS YOU : SHOULD SWITCH DOCTORS WASHINGTON — If you're unhappy with your doctor, it might be time to give “Marcus Un-Welby” the boot. You can find out for sure by reading this groundbreaking By HENRY WEBER eekly Word Neos ceseontal,” says Dr. Richard Sribrick, co-author ofthe book Smart Patient, Good Medicine “If you feel there's a problem, bring it up in a onconfroatatienal way atthe fend of your next regular visi Dorf do itat the begnning be: ‘cause he may get defensive.” ‘Switching dectors because of a onetine problem isnt a: ways @ good idea, he adds. Doctors are human and have bad days lke everybody ese ‘hudge your doctor based fon a consistert pattern, not simply” beeause he seemed ‘rushed one day oF you hed to spend an hourin the waiting eom,” he adv Here. ere 10 worming sls to watch out fer f you have any ne of these problems with your doctor, i {eoson enough fo switch, soy Shibscke 1."Seere inaccessible and rarely retums phone calle. Certinly, office [ofl 'com ‘answer some question Such os test results or medication Soca open A doctor should never have a defensive othude LOS ANGELES — Pound for pound, at. 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Gomorrah And that led to al kinds of | were being cestrovet she as teouble for mankind | stant tirsed eo a pir Jot on her | sal iy another | ""i5en death row mates be Old ah DELILAH cut Samson's hole — E OF THE BIBLE don't deserve their naughty: © reputations, says expert! “mn Texas get an appeal and a J naira In onder to cement a pottl bunch of free lawyers before | “Samson was a womanizer, | cal alliance, Jezebel was they're strapped down and | 2 drinker and disobedieat to | married to bab, king of the given 2 hot shot,” the former | the Lord,” Dr. Orudjev said | Israelites, and tried to replace ‘eftsssian Orthodox priest said | "Dellal was the tol that He | the Hebrew god, Jchoveh, from his home here. chose to put the ungodly | with her own favorite deities. "Based on today’s standards, | strongman in his place — soit | Those were the fertility god the poor woman's punshment | can be said that she was doing | Baal and the love goddess vag at extreme! Goats wore” Ashorab, and Jezsbel quickly ‘That's especially true Jezebel is one of the| tured Ahat’s palace into & because Lot wat allowed to | Bible's bad girls that even Dr | swinger’ paradise, walk away Sect-free after | Orudjev admits he can't| In response to Jecebel's ‘fering his” two. virginal | defond urging, the weak Ahab daughters to a sexcrazed || A” rich, power-crazed | embraced her religion and exe: mob to save his angelic | Sidonian princess, Jezebel is| cuted hundreds of Israelite houseguests from rape, | known tc. sclolars as the | holy mea, belore she was final ‘cording te Dr. Orudiew. | Bible's Lady Macketh. She | ly pitched out 2 window to her ‘© Delilah — The sexy | truly deserved to have her| desth — then trampled by siren may have been a prosti- | name enter the English lan-| horses. Setorjats tented ame | gage as suomi an _ eA DID YOU .ie'-cinic ct Sotom ond Gomorroh.Cariusy tear who accepted a fortune | impudent, shameless. or fom Philistine bigshots 10 ‘corrup. wortan, he MOMOW? 27222" 802 ite on character of nore @ mentioned in the Bible whose name is not given! Ex=con loves life in the Big House! SEVILLE, Spain — An old man released from prison after spending most of his behind bars is camping out in front of the gates and threatening to return to crime if authorities don't allow him back in. “The inmates and guards are my real family” @ newspaper quoted Eduardo Tagua as saying. Tagua, 62, who was born in jail while his! mother was serving time, said he can't get a job becaise no one wants to hire an “if they dont lock me up,” he said, “I'l have to steal Some- | thing the only "bod 9} really vas bod, Scholars soy WASHINGTON — Five “megastorms” including a rare June hurricane — will strike the US. this spring with devastating effects, warns a top government meteorologist. ‘Conditonsin the jet stream and in El Nino arw creat. ing the potential for an extremely dangerous spring. Neather systems are flowing toward each other — imagine speeding cars coming from every direction about to colide in a four-vay inter Section and you've got a good picture of wiat’s About t) happen,” said the weather professional who Fequested avonytaty ‘Mexico, holds the Ukethood of "The Weather Service | spawning more than 10 torn won't stick ts neck out on | dbes — "in a single mega fnalyses extending. beyond | siorm” — upon the following fo oF three day 1 coaid be | siatos: Alabama, Louisiana, fired for leaking this long- | Mississippi, Texas, Georgia, range ferecast — but Ive get | Oklahoma, Arkansas, Tn ids and a family and I know | see, North Carolina, Missou how eriical itis that people | Tlinois Kentucky Indiana, the like us get sulicient warning” | Virginias and Oho. Heres whats in store | "Some of these tomadces before suramer: are likely to be F3s on the ‘© Atmospheric conaitions | Fujité scale — with winds are Setting up acruss the U.S. | above 261 mpi,” said the midsection that are ideal for | Weather Service meteorao- Spawning “severe tomade | gst thunderstorms.” Cold air | @ More than 100 towns sweeping over’ the northern | face catastrophic flocding in Rockies, collding with a het | the Mississippi and Missoari the Quad Cities, Quiney and Chester in lines; Burlington, | towa and St.Louis, Mo. High | ask owns slong the issu Kansas City, Jefferson city, and St. Charles in Missouri Des Moines, Iowa, along the Des Moines’ River is also at rave risk Eight counties in Oregon face severe. spring’ flooding Baker Clackamas, Jackson, Josephine, Lake,” Wallowa, Columbia and Klmath, Also look ‘or foods along the Red River bordering Grand Forks, and humid weatter sistem | Fiver basins Migh risk towns Surging out of the Gulf ef | along the Nississippt include Minn at nL eeu Innid June, abnormally hot and humid conditions wit be favorable for spawning an early Gulf of Mexico ‘Category 2” hurricane with 4 aorti-moving tendency putting the following states at nisk ‘Tews, Louisiana, “Mississippi. lords ‘© Umeascnablycold weath fr in early April likely wil bring “torrential sleet rai and blizzards” to the Rockies, arts cf Appalachia, the Midwest and the Bast includ ing New ‘England. "This jegastorm promises to be severe enough to slut down airports in’ Chicago, New ‘York, Boston, Washington and Denver” the meteorologist si © Look ‘or powerful Pa clic atneme to real havoc ‘wth winds tepping 90 mp hin» ‘Sen Franeisto and along the Oregon coast and other parts ofthe Pacife Northwest from fave March through mid-June California, including Los ” Angeles, is in for torrential rains, possibly” triggering mudslides. Southern Nevada including Las Vegns likely wil experience severe ash flood ing. And there are indications Unt Lake “Tahoe will be hit wala spring blizzard This time, they've gone too far: ea Ata ‘TWISTER FURY! Mother Noture — or the CIA, for that matter — ls i] ot her deodtiest when she stirs up LANGLEY, Va. — Could a CIA-engineered weather-control device be responsible for the | weather pauerns five deadly megastorms now threatening to see ee ee wreak havoc? 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