Rajeev: Mein Rajeev

Xyz: Aur mein xyz

Rajeev: Anubhav aur Isha ki shadi k avsar per ayojit sangeet samaroh mein dono hi
Agarwal pariwar ka hardik swagat kerte hai.
Xyz: Jaisa ki aap sabhi jaante hai ki koi bhi manglik karya shuru kerne k pehle Ganesh ji
ki vandana kerna awashyak hai, to aaiye hum iss sangeet sandhya ki shurwat
Ganesha vandana se kerte hai.
Rajeev: Usse pehle mein Isha aur Anubhav se anurodh kerna chahunga ki wo yaha stage
pe aaye aur apney haato se deep jala ker iss karyakaram ki shuruwat kare
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Rajeev: Abb aapke saamney Ganesh vandana prastut kerne ja rahi hai Anubhav ki behne
Pragya aur Esha.

Rajeev: Neem ka ped, chandan se kam nahi

Aur hamara ye Lakhimpur Kisi London se kam nahi.
Xyz: Khushiyo ki raat hogi
Jashn zara datt k hoga
Rajeev: Anubhav aur Isha ki shadi hai
Andaaz zara hut k hoga.

Rajeev: Arey aaj pata hai kya hua

Xyz: kya?
Rajeev: Arey aaj subah jab Vimla Taai taiyar ho k bahar nikli to Dinesh taau ne taai k
kaano mein kutch kaha.
Xyz: Arey to hum sabko bhi batao kya kaha?
Rajeev: Unhone kaha ki
Tu to aaj kayamat laage
Budhape mein bhi kuwari laage
Darjano ho jaaye thare bachhe.
Fir bhi manne pyaari laage
Rang tharo amavas jaiso
Per tu laage purnamasi
Chaal thari bedhangi, mane hirni si laagi
Kai dina baad jab tu Anubhav k byah vaaste tyaar
hui
To kasam se tu 3 bachha k maa hota huye bhi manne kawari c
Laagi

Jisne na ki soch samajh k shaadi usne jeevan bigad liya aur jisne ki soch samajh k shadi
usne bhi kya ukhaad liya

Yaar koi lambi umar ka tarika batao

Shaadi kerlo
Kya isse umar badh jaayegi?
Nahi isse jeene ki ikcha kam ho jaayegi.
Iss duniya mein her insaan galti kerta hai
Lekin sirf Biwi hi hai jiske pass anokha talent
hai galti khojne Aur use baar baar yaad dilaane ka.

Iss duniya mein her khatarnak cheez w se start hoti hai

Who, when, what, where, worries, and finally women and wife

Husband aur wife donohi ek din mein 25000 word bolte hai
Bus antar sifr itna hai ki husband jab apna 25000 word bol k
Ghar aata hai, tab wife apna 25000 word bolna chalu kerti hai

Aadmi ne colour ki khoj ki aur paint banaya

Aurat ne paint ki khoj ki aur makeup banaya
Aadmi ne shabdo ki khoj ki aur baatcheet chalu ki
Aurat ne baatcheet ki khoj ki aur gappe maarna chalu kiye
Aadmi ne anaj ki khoj ki aur khaana banana chalu kiya
Aurat ne khaane ki khoj ki aur dieting kerna chalu kiya
Aadmi ne vyapaar ki khoj ki aur paise banaye
Aurat ne paise ki khoj ki aur shopping kerna chalu kiya
Bus iske baad aadmi ne bohat c chizo ki khoj ki lekin
Aaurat aaj bhi shopping pehi ruki hui hai.

Ek achhi shadi shuda zindagi k liye salah aur asliyat dono kohi mahtwa
Dena padta hai.
Pati jo kehta hai wo hamesha salah bun k reh jaati hai
Aur patni jo kehti hai wo asliyat

Vo hath kya jisme lali nahi

Vo upvan kya jisme maali nahi
Vo sasural kya jisme saali nahi
Aur wo mehfil kya jisme taali nahi

Lab surkh sarvati ho jaaye

Gaalo pe cha jaaye lalia
Jab iss dance per fir se ho jaaye taaliya

Baharo pe mehfil suhani rahegi

Labo pe khushi ki kahaani rahegi
Chamakte rahenge khushiyo k ye sitaare
Agar aapki taaliyo ki beherbaani rahegi.

Aao huzoor tumko sitaro mein le chalu… dil jhoom jaaye aisi baharo mein le chalu.