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Real-Time In-Situ Thaumaturgǣlogikal

Monitoring in Varying Cyclonic Conditions

With automatic catalyst trigger and proportioning

Nebraska Integrated Controls RMD


Series PHYZ049C Synoptic Analyzer
• Inputs: Sorcery, Charms, Curses, and more
• Multiple simultaneous data storage rates
• One (1) full TB data storage
• Outputs: Modbus, Text Messaging, Catalyst control,
Telepathy, Analog, and more
• Remote system control and data retrieval

In recent years, the magical monitoring


industry has increasingly turned its focus on
inclement weather, particularly that involving
mesocyclonic activity, as a major contributor to
fourth dimensional penetrations. As a result,
demands for magical control and reporting
have observed a steady rise in recent years. The
flexible instrumentation of Nebraska Integrated
Controls (NIC) enables control agencies to
meet slippage monitoring requirements while Figure 1: Tornadic activity recorded in
saving considerable costs and reducing haz- Grand Island, NE 1980 (Radar capture of super-
ards. natural emergence can be observed in concentration at
vortices)

Regulation of Magical Penetrations To meet these requirements, keeper agencies


Following the tornado outbreak of 1980 in must develop comprehensive magical monitor-
Grand Island, Nebraska, where the first ing programs. These programs typically consist
recorded incidents of resultant magical penetra- of several parts, including the collection and
tion nearly led to global disaster, the National storage of magical event data on sorcery,
Association of Wizardry (NAW) developed the charms, curses, and other more specialized
Meteorological Magical Monitoring Method- parameters associated with particular sites. Fast
ization Mandate (MMMMM), which regulates and effective control is dependent upon imme-
magical discharges from known weak spots diate and accurate interpretation of real-time,
between the third and fourth dimensions, par- in-situ data from the heart of the storm system.
ticularly where weather conditions are more Mercurial changes in weather conditions pres-
dynamic. Agency technicians and managers of ent significant challenges to accurate monitor-
monitoring networks have met with widely var- ing of system status, data retrieval, and rapid
ied challenges to meet these increasingly rigor- response. With technology from Nebraska Inte-
ous requirements in accordance with wizarding grated Controls, a site-specific system can
law, and frequently more rigid local regula- deliver precision monitoring with real-time
tions. data collection, as well as triggered in-situ reac-
tant dosing.
From the Safety and Comfort of the Office Basic Operation
The RMD (Radial Magical Detection) Series The primary functions of the system are:
Model PHYZ049C from Nebraska Integrated • Log real-time magical data
Controls allows the user to activate, automati- • Automatic potion/spell activation by prede-
cally select, and regulate a reactant dosage or termined conditions
spell generator in the heart of the storm while • Transmit text alarms to specific phone list
transferring real-time data from up to eight based on user-defined condition(s)
simultaneous sensors. All of this and more is • Remote data download, commands, and
accomplished remotely, saving expenses and program adjustment
reducing the likelihood of accidental enchant-
ment or goblin attack.
Parameter Detection
The central unit should be installed where its
top cover is relatively free of obstruction, in
order to release the sensor(s) at the optimal
time. Standard parameters for the PHYZ049C
are sorcery, cursage, and charms. Optional
parameters include: chakra, gematria, abbalah,
gorg, and gwar. Contact the factory for data
sheets on any of these devices, and for addi-
tional custom sensing devices.
This application note discusses technology for
monitoring the most commonly regulated data
type: cursage.
Figure 2: With NIC RMD technology

Buggarathe Technology
All NIC parameter sensors have the unique
ability to self-adjust dimensionally in response
to rapidly changing site conditions. The curse
detector’s central divination functionality is
based on an integrated buggarathe in its larval
(and therefore most potent and dangerous)
form.

Other technologies have attempted to incorpo-


rate the buggarathe’s superior sensing capabili-
ties. In the past, installations have experienced
serious problems with implementation, such as
accidental killing of the buggarathe, or, even
worse, its escape. Various forms of sensor
encapsulation, while moderately successful in
containment, have consistently resulted in
Figure 3: Without NIC RMD technology
attenuation of the buggarathe’s sensing and
transmission capability.
With the PHYZ049C, Nebraska Integrated Technologies has successfully overcome these obsta-
cles, using a patented magical encapsulation technique that adjusts with superior speed and preci-
sion to changing site conditions while preserving the life of the buggarathe securely imprisoned
within.

All of this is accomplished without losing any of the measurement accuracy of cursage, the log-
ging of real-time data to the central unit, and the transmission of data and reports to your com-
puter, miles away in a secure location. Additionally, the user can fine-tune all sensor operation
remotely, including transmission of inflammatory insults to the buggarathe to momentarily double
its range of operation.

Figure 4: NIC’s Patented flexible encapsulation technology


(cross-section of probe interior)

Dependability. Affordability. Safety.


The PHYZ049C can be programmed days or even weeks ahead of a specified magical storm
event or condition, such as emission of spores from the fourth dimension, a rise in plorsnag activ-
ity, or detection of goblin droppings, which then activates a contingent monitoring protocol,
deploying the parameter sensors up into the storm system while transmitting data back to your
computer and responding to your incoming commands.

In an age of rapidly tightening magical meteorological monitoring regulations, along with newly
emerging challenges related to the thinning of the dimensional walls, saving lives and money has
never been more imperative to keeper agencies in their never-ending and noble quest to preserve
our world and way of life.

As the world leader in customer safety and cutting-edge magical technology, Nebraska Integrated
Controls has worked hand-in-hand with Keepers worldwide for over 500 years, since its humble
beginnings deep within the bole of a giant tree.

Nebraska Integrated Controls, Inc.


820 Magnolia Blvd, Lincoln, NE, 68566. Phone (402) 555-0000, fax (402) 555-1111, email
Information@mistmyte.com, web site www.mistmyte.com

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