Art Appreciation Script

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Art Appreciation Script

Movie Title: The Super Parental Guardians


Mark Anthony Legaspi as Vice Ganda & Coco Martin
Tia Mae Kathlyn Soriano as Awra Briguela

Vice: Break time!


Both: Spaghetti!
(tingin sa isa’t isa ng nagta-tarayan)
Both: Boys, gusto niyo ng spaghetti?
Vice: Are you competing with me?
Awra: Are you threatened?
Vice: Bring it on!
Awra: My spaghetti has sauce made with freshly-picked tomatoes from the high mountains of
Italy.
Awra: What about yours?
Vice: My spaghetti has banana ketchup with antioxidants, antihistamine, anti-inflammatory,
antibiotic, with glutathione and silymarine extract, with ginko biloba-e!
Vice: But wait, there’s more!
Vice: (clap clap)
Vice: Chicken lollipops made with bouncy fresh spring chicken deep fried in olive oil.
Awra: It’s all that you have? Chicken lollipops? Like, what the heck?
Awra: I have some dessert that I concocted.
Vice: Concacted??
Awra: Oh yesss, It’s coconut cream with glutinous rice balls and fresh ripe jackfruit!
Vice: Echosera! Ginataang bilo-bilo lang ito noh! Pinapakain pag mahal na araw sa pabasa.
Vice: Like, Ew! So jologs.
Awra: How dare you!
Vice: How dare you dare me like a dairy cream!
Awra: I’m not there. I’m here! Duh!
Coco: Duh?! Dadagukan ko kayo eh, nag-aaway nanaman ba kayo?
Vice: Ah, Hindi, nagbibiruan lang kami. Eto naman ang cute cute nitong batang ito. Pawis na
pawis ka nanaman oh. Sabi ko naman sayo eh!
(Vice sinipa yung paa ni Awra)
Awra: Aaaa!
Vice: Kain, Kumain na kayo may spaghetti rito. Halika baby! Kain na kayo. Kain na kayo boys,
halika dali!

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