Ms. R. : OK class, may I have your attention, please.

I am going to ask you some math questions, so get

ready.

Ms. R.: Here is the first math question: If you worked for ten hours for one Rupee per hour, what would
you get?
Rina: A new job!

Ms. R.: What do you get when you divide 12 by 4?

Aryan: I don’t know!!
Ms. R.: Any nine year old should be able to answer that question!
Aryan: no wonder I couldn’t do it. I’m ten!!

Ms. R.: If you reached into your pocket and found 6 hundreds, 2 fifties and 3 tens,, what you have?
Veena: Someone else’s pants on!!

Ms. R.: OK, now let’s settle down and get ready for some social studies questions. Think social studies!!
Now, class, what do Jawaharlal Nehru and Lal Bahadur Shastri have in common?
Tony: They’re both dead.

Ms. R.: Shyam, Where was Shah Jahan crowned?

Shyam: On his head!

Ms. R.: How should I sign your Book,Ram! It is so dirty !

Ram: Using a red pen Madam!

Ms. R.: Pritam, please show this Diary note to your Parents. Ask your parents to meet me.
Ram: Please write your Address Madam. Also give them your Location. They will use Google Maps and
locate you.

Ms. R.: A geography question: Where is the English Channel?

Krish: There are many English Channels on TV. Which Channel do you need Madam?

Ms. R.: Where was Mahatma Gandhi buried?

Sona: In the ground?
Ms. R.: NO! NO! He was buried at Raj Ghat. Can anyone tell me why he was buried at
Raj Ghat?
Sona: Because he was dead!

Ms. R.: OK, stop laughing! That isn’t that funny. Let’s talk about some of yesterday’s tests and test scores.
Ram, did you think the test questions were hard?
Ram: No, the questions were easy. It was the answers that were hard.
Ms. R.: Tina, I had trouble reading your test because your handwriting is terrible. I think you should learn
to write neatly.
Tina: Ms. R., I already know how to write neater.
Ms. R.: Well then, why don’t you do it!!??!
Tina: If I wrote neater, you’d find out that I can’t spell!
Ms. R.: Spelling isn’t that hard. Let’s do an easy word that you have been learning how to spell for four
years. How do you spell school?
Tina: S – K – U – U – L?
Ms. R.: That isn’t how it’s spelled in the dictionary!
Tina: I thought you asked me how I spelled it!

Ms. R.: Let’s get back to work! Here is an easy question. No one can miss this: What can birds do that
humans can’t?
Krish: Sit on telephone wires!!!!

Jashn: Ms. R., I sure am glad everyone calls me Jashn.

Ms. R.: Well Jashn, why is that?
Jashn: Because that’s my name!!

(recess bell rings, and children rush outside)

Ms.R.: I’m glad the class is over .this class is driving me crazy!