3 Idiots

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Hello?
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Yes?
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What?
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Sir, kindly switch off your mobile phone.
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Just one sec, please.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me...
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Sir, please sit down.
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Captain, there's a medical emergency.
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A passenger has just
fallen down in the aisle.
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Delhi, Air lndia 101 returning
due to medical emergency.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Hold on!
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l'm fine now, thanks.
Carry on, please.
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Wait.
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- Get the car!
- Mr. Dhillon?
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Want the name tattooed?
Get the car.
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To the hotel, sir?
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Yes, yes, but via Vasant Vihar.
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Step on the gas, dude!
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Yeah, Farhan?
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Get ready. l'll pick you up
in five minutes.
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What happened?
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Chatur called. Remember him?
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The 'Silencer'?
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Yeah.
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He said Rancho is coming.
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What?
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He said - Come to the campus at 8.
On the tank.
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Oh shucks!
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Hurry!
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Ok.
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Honey, l'll be back soon.
Oh, shoes.
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We found our buddy.
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What?
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Tell me later - bye.
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You forgot your pants.
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Now to the hotel sir?
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Yes, but via Imperial College of Engineering.
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Ok sir.
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Forgot my socks.
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More than just your socks...
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your pants.
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Oh no.
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Now get my brother
from the airport
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Same last name - Dhillon
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This is Dhillon.
Where's my cab? On the runway?
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Hey Rancho
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Hey Chatur, where's Rancho?
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Rancho
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Where's Rancho?
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Welcome, idiots
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Some 'madeira' for you?
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The same rum you
guzzled those days.
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Have a drink.
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Where is Rancho?
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Patience. First look at this
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Don't eye my wife. Check out
the mansion behind, idiots
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$ 3.5 million
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Swimming pool - heated!
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Living room - maple wood flooring
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My new Lamborghini 6496 cc -
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very fast.
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Why're you showing us all this?
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Forgot?
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What's this?
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'5th September'. Today's date
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l challenge you
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We'll meet again after ten years
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Same day. Same place
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We'll see who's more successful
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Have the balls? C'mon, bet!
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Remember? l'd challenged
that idiot right here
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l kept my promise. l'm back
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Jackass! l aborted a flight,
he forgot his pants
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all to meet Rancho
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5 years we've searched.
Don't know if he's alive
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and you think he'll show up
for your silly bet
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l know he won't show up
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You gonna break his jaw
or should l
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So why'd you call us here?
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To meet Rancho.
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Come and see where l've reached
and where he rots
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So you know where Rancho is?
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Yes.
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Where?
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He is in Shimla.
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Free as the wind was he
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Like a soaring kite was he
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Where did he go... let's find him
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Free as the wind was he
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Like a soaring kite was he
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We were led by the path we took
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While he carved a path of his own
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Stumbling, rising, carefree walked he
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We fretted about the morrow
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He simply reveled in today
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Living each moment to the fullest
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Where did he come from...
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He who touched our
hearts and vanished...
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ln scorching Sun,
he was like a patch of shade...
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ln an endless desert, like an oasis...
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On a bruised heart,
like soothing balm was he
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Afraid, we stayed confined in the well
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Fearless, he frolicked in the river
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Never hesitating to swim
against the tide
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He wandered lonesome as a cloud
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... Yet he was our dearest friend
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Rancho
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Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad
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He was as unique as his name
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From birth we were taught -
Life is a race
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Run fast or you'll be trampled
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Even to be born, one had to race
300 million sperms
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1978. l was born at 5.15 pm
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At 5.16, my father announced
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My son will be an engineer.
- Farhan Qureshi. B.Tech. Engineer
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And my fate was sealed
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What l wanted to be... no one asked
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Raju Rastogi...
Ranchoddas Chanchad
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Room number?
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D-26
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C'mon
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l'm Man Mohan. MM
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These engineers call me
Millimeter
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For eggs, bread, milk, laundry
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finishing journals,
copying assignments
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l'm your guy. Fixed rates.
No bargaining
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Hey wait, hold this
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Meet Kilobyte, Megabyte
and their mother Gigabyte
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Go ahead, click -
this family doesn't bite.
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Check him out...
another God-fearing soul.
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- Hi. Farhan Qureshi.
- l'm Raju Rastogi.
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Don't worry.
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a few days here and
he'll lose faith in God.
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Then naked babes will be
on the wall, and he'll say -
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"Oh God, give me one chance with her"
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Get out of here.
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Four bucks. Two per bag.
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Here's five. Keep the change.
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Thanks boss. For your tip,
here's one in return -
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Wear your best underwear tonight.
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Why?
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Your Majesty, thou art great
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Accept this humble offering
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Ha... here's a He-Man
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What a pretty piece.
Cute and compact
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A campus tradition - On Day 1...
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Freshmen must pay
their respects to Seniors
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in their underwear.
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This is when we first saw Rancho
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Spiderman
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Batman
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Fresh meat
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Greetings.
Drop your pants, get stamped
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Name?
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'Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad'
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What a mouthful!
Needs serious cramming
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Come on - pants off
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Being stubborn?
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Wet pants not good, kiddo.
Take them off
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- Aall izz well.
- What's that?
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Aall izz well.
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What did he say?
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Someone tell him.
Hey James Bond.
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Make him understand.
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Take off your pants or
they are going to piss on you.
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Hey 007!
Ashamed to speak Hindi?
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Sorry sir, l was born in Uganda,
studied in Pondicherry
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so little slow in Hindi
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So explain slowly. No hurry
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Feeling cold?
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Pray undress
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or he'll do
'urine-expulsion' on you
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Calls pissing 'urine-expulsion'!
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A true linguist
in the land of engineers!
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Hey, come out of there
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Come out or...
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or l'll do 'urine-expulsion'
on your door
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lf you aren't out by
the count of ten
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l'll do 'urine-expulsion'
on your door all semester
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One
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Two
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Three
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Four
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Five
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Six
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Seven
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Eight
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Nine
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Ten
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Salt water is a great conductor
of electricity. 8th Grade Physics
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We had studied it.
He applied it
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Dr. Viru Sahastrabuddhe
was the Director of lCE
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Students called him Virus,
computer Virus
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Virus on the way, with eggs
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Freshmen are summoned.
Come quickly
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Virus was the most competitive
man we had ever seen
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He couldn't bear anyone
getting ahead of him
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To save time,
his shirts had Velcro
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and his ties had hooks
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He'd trained his mind to write
with both hands simultaneously
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Everyday at 2 pm he took a
71/2 minute power nap
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with an opera as lullaby
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Govind, his valet, had instructions
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to carry out all unproductive tasks
such as shaving, nail-cutting etc
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What is this?
- Sir, nest
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Whose?
- A koel bird's nest, sir
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Wrong
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A koel bird never makes
her own nest
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She lays her eggs in
other nests
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And when they hatch,
what do they do?
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They push the other eggs
out of the nest
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Competition over
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Their life begins with murder.
That's nature
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Compete or die
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You also are like the koel birds
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And these are the eggs
you smashed to get into lCE
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Don't forget, lCE gets
400,000 applications a year
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and only 200 are selected - You!
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And these? Finished.
Broken eggs
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My son... he tried for three years
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Rejected. Every time
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Remember, life is a race
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If you don't run fast,
you'll get trampled
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Let me tell you a
very interesting story
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This is an astronaut pen
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Fountain pens and ballpoint pens
don't work in outer space
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So scientists spent
millions to invent this pen
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It can write at any angle, in any
temperature, in zero gravity
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One day, when I was a student
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the Director of our institute
called me
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He said, 'Viru Sahastrabuddhe.'
I said, 'Yes sir'
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'Come here!'
I got scared
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He showed me this pen
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He said, 'This is a
symbol of excellence'
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'I give it to you'
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'When you come across an
extraordinary student like yourself
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...pass it onto him'
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For 32 years, I've been
waiting for that student
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But no luck
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Anyone here, who'll strive
to win this pen?
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Good.
Put your hands down
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Shall I post it on the notice board?
Hands down
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One question, sir
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Sir, if pens didn't work
in outer space
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why didn't the astronauts
use a pencil?
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They'd have saved millions
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I will get back to you on this
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He zaps a Senior's privates
at night
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fingers the Director in the day.
Best avoid him
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You deflated Virus's erection
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Your Majesty, thou art great.
Accept this humble offering
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Buzz off.
You don't have school?
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Who'll pay for it? Your pop?
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Keep off my dad!
- Relax
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For school you don't need
tuition money, just a uniform
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Pick a school,
buy the uniform, slip into class
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In that sea of kids,
no one will notice
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If I get caught?
- Then new uniform, new school
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See that?
- He was different...
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He challenged conventions
at every stage
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A free-spirited bird had
landed in Virus's nest
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We were robots, blindly following
our professors' commands
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He was the only one
who was not a machine
269
00:23:19,819 --> 00:23:22,276
What is a machine?
270
00:23:27,611 --> 00:23:29,235
Why're you smiling?
271
00:23:30,902 --> 00:23:33,443
Sir, to study Engineering
was a childhood dream
272
00:23:34,277 --> 00:23:36,735
I'm so happy to be here finally
273
00:23:37,486 --> 00:23:41,151
No need to be so happy.
Define a machine
274
00:23:42,694 --> 00:23:45,985
A machine is anything that
reduces human effort
275
00:23:46,402 --> 00:23:47,776
Will you please elaborate?
276
00:23:51,361 --> 00:23:56,568
Anything that simplifies work,
or saves time, is a machine
277
00:23:58,444 --> 00:24:00,735
It's a warm day, press a button,
get a blast of air
278
00:24:00,819 --> 00:24:02,193
The fan... A machine!
279
00:24:02,861 --> 00:24:05,985
Speak to a friend miles away.
The telephone... A machine!
280
00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:09,235
Compute millions in seconds.
The calculator... A machine!
281
00:24:09,986 --> 00:24:11,943
We're surrounded by machines
282
00:24:12,486 --> 00:24:14,985
From a pen's nib to a pants' zip -
all machines
283
00:24:15,319 --> 00:24:17,818
Up and down in a second.
Up, down, up, down...
284
00:24:20,611 --> 00:24:22,110
What is the definition?
285
00:24:22,861 --> 00:24:24,526
I just gave it to you, sir
286
00:24:26,194 --> 00:24:29,735
You'll write this in the exam?
This is a machine - up, down...
287
00:24:30,569 --> 00:24:32,526
Idiot! Anybody else?
288
00:24:33,236 --> 00:24:34,110
Yes?
289
00:24:34,361 --> 00:24:36,776
Sir, machines are any combination
of bodies so connected
290
00:24:36,861 --> 00:24:38,443
that their relative motions
are constrained
291
00:24:38,569 --> 00:24:40,985
and by which means, force
and motion may be transmitted
292
00:24:41,111 --> 00:24:43,401
and modified as a screw
and its nut, or a lever arranged
293
00:24:43,527 --> 00:24:46,193
to turn about a fulcrum
or a pulley about its pivot, etc
294
00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:48,401
especially, a construction,
more or less complex
295
00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:50,401
consisting of a combination
of moving parts, or
296
00:24:50,486 --> 00:24:53,818
simple mechanical elements,
as wheels, levers, cams etc
297
00:24:55,152 --> 00:24:56,110
Wonderful
298
00:24:56,402 --> 00:24:57,860
Perfect. Please sit down
299
00:24:58,111 --> 00:24:59,443
Thank you
300
00:25:01,027 --> 00:25:03,860
But sir, I said the same thing,
in simple language
301
00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:08,026
If you prefer simple language,
join an Arts and Commerce college
302
00:25:08,152 --> 00:25:10,026
But sir, one must get
the meaning too
303
00:25:10,611 --> 00:25:13,651
What's the point of blindly
cramming a bookish definition
304
00:25:13,902 --> 00:25:15,526
You think you're smarter
than the book?
305
00:25:15,902 --> 00:25:20,860
Write the textbook definition, mister,
if you want to pass
306
00:25:21,027 --> 00:25:22,776
But there are other books...
- Get out!
307
00:25:23,777 --> 00:25:25,068
Why?
308
00:25:25,236 --> 00:25:27,276
In simple language - Out!
309
00:25:37,111 --> 00:25:38,068
Idiot!
310
00:25:40,111 --> 00:25:42,610
So, we were discussing
the machine...
311
00:25:44,194 --> 00:25:45,151
Why're you back?
312
00:25:46,277 --> 00:25:47,360
I forgot something
313
00:25:47,986 --> 00:25:48,860
What?
314
00:25:49,986 --> 00:25:52,318
Instruments that record,
analyze, summarize, organize
315
00:25:52,402 --> 00:25:54,735
debate and explain information;
that are illustrated, non-illustrated
316
00:25:54,861 --> 00:25:56,776
hard-bound, paperback,
jacketed, non jacketed
317
00:25:56,944 --> 00:25:58,901
with foreword, introduction,
table-of-contents, index
318
00:25:58,986 --> 00:26:00,818
that are intended for the
enlightenment, understanding
319
00:26:00,986 --> 00:26:02,651
enrichment, enhancement and
education of the human brain
320
00:26:02,777 --> 00:26:04,901
through the sensory route of
vision, sometimes touch
321
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,693
What do you mean?
322
00:26:12,944 --> 00:26:14,235
Books, sir
323
00:26:16,194 --> 00:26:17,193
I forgot my books. May I?
324
00:26:17,569 --> 00:26:19,235
Couldn't you ask simply?
325
00:26:19,652 --> 00:26:22,860
I tried earlier, sir.
It simply didn't work
326
00:26:28,402 --> 00:26:31,985
Professors kept Rancho
mostly out... seldom in
327
00:26:32,402 --> 00:26:35,235
When thrown out of one class,
he'd slip into another
328
00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:39,693
He said - First year or fourth year,
it's knowledge. Just grab it
329
00:26:40,152 --> 00:26:41,485
He was unlike any of us
330
00:26:42,319 --> 00:26:44,110
We fought for a shower
every morning
331
00:26:44,694 --> 00:26:46,943
He'd bathe wherever
he found water
332
00:26:47,111 --> 00:26:47,985
Morning, sir
333
00:26:50,236 --> 00:26:51,693
Machines were his passion
334
00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:56,235
When he spotted them,
he opened them
335
00:26:56,569 --> 00:26:57,568
Some he could re-assemble...
336
00:26:58,652 --> 00:26:59,985
some he couldn't
337
00:27:00,861 --> 00:27:03,360
There was another, just like him
338
00:27:06,152 --> 00:27:07,401
Joy Lobo
339
00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:09,860
Sir. Excuse me, sir
340
00:27:10,736 --> 00:27:11,943
Mr. Joy Lobo!
341
00:27:12,861 --> 00:27:15,276
Sir, if I could know the
convocation dates...
342
00:27:15,402 --> 00:27:16,235
Why?
343
00:27:16,319 --> 00:27:18,151
Dad wants to make
train reservations
344
00:27:18,527 --> 00:27:22,026
I'm the first engineer from my
village. Everyone wants to attend
345
00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:25,110
In that case, call your dad
346
00:27:25,819 --> 00:27:27,693
Please hurry up.
Don't waste my time
347
00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:35,151
Hello
348
00:27:35,277 --> 00:27:38,318
Dad, the Director wants to
speak to you
349
00:27:38,486 --> 00:27:39,485
Joy!
350
00:27:39,694 --> 00:27:42,110
Mr. Lobo, your son won't
graduate this year
351
00:27:43,652 --> 00:27:44,610
What happened, sir?
352
00:27:44,694 --> 00:27:46,860
He has violated all deadlines
353
00:27:47,069 --> 00:27:50,943
Mr. Lobo, it's an unrealistic project
354
00:27:51,361 --> 00:27:52,985
He is making some
nonsense helicopter
355
00:27:53,277 --> 00:27:57,901
I suggest you don't book
your tickets. I'm so sorry
356
00:28:00,111 --> 00:28:02,526
Sir, I am this close, sir
- Is your project ready?
357
00:28:03,069 --> 00:28:06,901
Is your project ready?
- Sir, see it once, please
358
00:28:07,027 --> 00:28:08,651
Submit it, and we'll consider
359
00:28:08,819 --> 00:28:11,151
Sir, a small extension...
- Why, why should I?
360
00:28:11,236 --> 00:28:14,360
After dad's stroke,
I couldn't focus for two months
361
00:28:14,486 --> 00:28:15,735
Did you stop eating?
362
00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,276
No
363
00:28:17,486 --> 00:28:18,401
Stopped bathing?
364
00:28:19,569 --> 00:28:20,443
So why stop studying?
365
00:28:20,569 --> 00:28:23,276
Sir, I'm very close.
See it once, please...
366
00:28:23,402 --> 00:28:24,568
Mr. Lobo!
367
00:28:24,902 --> 00:28:27,776
Sunday afternoon, my son
fell off a train and died
368
00:28:27,986 --> 00:28:33,026
Monday morning, I taught a class.
So don't give me that nonsense
369
00:28:35,444 --> 00:28:38,193
I can give you sympathy,
not an extension
370
00:28:39,236 --> 00:28:40,860
Sir... I'm very close...
371
00:29:10,986 --> 00:29:12,943
♪ Lifelong I lived ♪
372
00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:15,360
♪ The life of another ♪
373
00:29:15,569 --> 00:29:17,860
♪ For just one moment ♪
374
00:29:18,277 --> 00:29:20,610
♪ Let me live as I... ♪
375
00:29:20,819 --> 00:29:22,776
♪ Lifelong I lived ♪
376
00:29:23,111 --> 00:29:25,276
♪ The life of another ♪
377
00:29:25,527 --> 00:29:27,568
♪ For just one moment ♪
378
00:29:27,944 --> 00:29:30,401
♪ Let me live as I... ♪
379
00:29:40,527 --> 00:29:45,068
♪ Give me some sunshine
Give me some rain ♪
380
00:29:45,444 --> 00:29:50,276
♪ Give me another chance
I wanna grow up once again ♪
381
00:29:50,361 --> 00:29:54,901
♪ Give me some sunshine
Give me some rain ♪
382
00:29:55,236 --> 00:30:00,985
♪ Give me another chance
I wanna grow up once again ♪
383
00:30:02,027 --> 00:30:03,443
Dude's come up with an
amazing design
384
00:30:03,819 --> 00:30:05,276
A wireless camera atop a helicopter
385
00:30:07,694 --> 00:30:09,776
Can be used for
traffic updates, security... Wow!
386
00:30:10,152 --> 00:30:13,068
But Virus said it's an
impractical design, it won't fly
387
00:30:13,486 --> 00:30:15,360
It will fly! We'll make it fly
388
00:30:17,652 --> 00:30:19,860
Don't tell Joy. It'll be a surprise
389
00:30:20,361 --> 00:30:22,901
We'll fly it up to his window
and capture his reaction
390
00:30:23,486 --> 00:30:25,610
If we work on his project,
who'll work on ours?
391
00:30:26,111 --> 00:30:29,193
Tests, vivas, quizzes -
42 exams per semester
392
00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:31,026
You scare easily, bro
393
00:30:32,777 --> 00:30:36,651
Take your hand, put it over your
heart, and say, 'Aal izz well'
394
00:30:36,861 --> 00:30:39,026
All is well?
- Aal izz well
395
00:30:39,319 --> 00:30:41,693
Words of wisdom from
His Holiness Guru Ranchoddas
396
00:30:42,194 --> 00:30:44,318
We had an old watchman
in our village
397
00:30:45,069 --> 00:30:50,401
On night patrol, he'd call out,
'Aal izz well'
398
00:30:51,069 --> 00:30:54,526
And we slept peacefully.
Then there was a theft
399
00:30:54,694 --> 00:30:56,776
and we learned that
he couldn't see at night!
400
00:30:57,069 --> 00:31:00,526
He'd just yell 'Aal izz well',
and we felt secure
401
00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:06,985
That day I understood
this heart scares easily
402
00:31:07,819 --> 00:31:09,818
You have to trick it
403
00:31:11,027 --> 00:31:16,776
However big the problem,
tell your heart, 'All is well, pal'
404
00:31:18,027 --> 00:31:19,735
That resolves the problem?
405
00:31:19,986 --> 00:31:21,776
No. But you gain courage to face it
406
00:31:24,194 --> 00:31:27,651
Learn it up, bro.
We're gonna really need it here
407
00:31:45,402 --> 00:31:49,776
♪ When life spins out of control
Just let your lips roll ♪
408
00:31:53,652 --> 00:31:57,693
♪ Let your lips roll
And whistle away the toll ♪
409
00:32:01,111 --> 00:32:05,485
410
00:32:05,694 --> 00:32:09,443
♪ Just let your lips roll
411
00:32:09,652 --> 00:32:13,526
♪ Yell - All is Well... ♪
412
00:32:13,611 --> 00:32:16,818
♪ The chicken's clueless
about the egg's fate ♪
413
00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:20,818
♪ Will it hatch or
become an omelette ♪
414
00:32:21,652 --> 00:32:24,818
♪ No one knows
what the future holds ♪
415
00:32:25,694 --> 00:32:27,443
♪ So let your lips roll
416
00:32:27,527 --> 00:32:31,943
♪ Whistle away the toll
Yell - All is Well ♪
417
00:32:32,861 --> 00:32:36,026
♪ Hey bro - All is Well ♪
418
00:32:36,777 --> 00:32:40,401
♪ Hey mate - All is Well ♪
419
00:32:40,902 --> 00:32:44,401
420
00:32:53,652 --> 00:32:57,401
♪ Confusion and more confusion
No sign of any solution ♪
421
00:32:57,611 --> 00:33:01,568
♪ Ah... finally a solution
But wait... what was the question? ♪
422
00:33:01,694 --> 00:33:04,735
♪ If the timid heart with fear
is about to die ♪
423
00:33:05,444 --> 00:33:08,818
♪ Then con it bro,
with this simple lie ♪
424
00:33:09,361 --> 00:33:12,735
♪ Heart's an idiot,
it will fall under that spell ♪
425
00:33:13,569 --> 00:33:15,443
♪ Let your lips roll
426
00:33:15,652 --> 00:33:19,776
427
00:33:20,986 --> 00:33:24,193
428
00:33:24,902 --> 00:33:28,068
429
00:33:28,902 --> 00:33:31,985
430
00:33:41,569 --> 00:33:45,443
♪ Blew the scholarship on booze
But that did not dispel my blues ♪
431
00:33:45,611 --> 00:33:49,401
♪ Holy incense lit up my plight
And yet God's nowhere in sight ♪
432
00:33:49,486 --> 00:33:52,735
♪ The lamb is clueless for
what it's destined ♪
433
00:33:53,527 --> 00:33:56,776
♪ Will it be served on skewers
or simply minced ♪
434
00:33:57,444 --> 00:34:00,818
♪ No one knows
435
00:34:01,361 --> 00:34:03,360
436
00:34:03,569 --> 00:34:07,943
437
00:34:08,902 --> 00:34:11,818
438
00:34:12,861 --> 00:34:15,651
439
00:34:16,986 --> 00:34:19,943
440
00:34:21,402 --> 00:34:25,401
441
00:34:27,652 --> 00:34:31,693
♪ Just let your lips roll
442
00:34:31,819 --> 00:34:35,401
♪ All is Well ♪
443
00:34:35,611 --> 00:34:38,568
♪ The chicken's clueless
about the egg's fate ♪
444
00:34:39,527 --> 00:34:42,776
♪ Will it hatch or
become an omelette ♪
445
00:34:43,611 --> 00:34:46,568
♪ No one knows
446
00:34:47,736 --> 00:34:49,443
447
00:34:49,527 --> 00:34:51,068
♪ Whistle away the toll ♪
448
00:34:51,819 --> 00:34:53,276
♪ Eureka! Eureka! ♪
449
00:34:55,111 --> 00:34:57,985
♪ Yell - All is Well ♪
450
00:34:58,944 --> 00:35:02,110
♪ Hey Mrs. Chicken - All is Well ♪
451
00:35:02,944 --> 00:35:05,943
♪ Hey Mr. Lamb - All is Well ♪
452
00:35:06,944 --> 00:35:09,985
453
00:35:10,111 --> 00:35:12,235
Hey, take it up to Joy's window.
454
00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:13,985
Take it higher.
455
00:35:14,819 --> 00:35:16,485
Look at Silencer - the nude dude!
456
00:35:19,944 --> 00:35:21,485
Joy, come out.
457
00:35:23,444 --> 00:35:25,068
Come to the window.
458
00:35:25,277 --> 00:35:26,651
Joy, look outside.
459
00:36:20,986 --> 00:36:21,860
Good news, sir.
460
00:36:23,236 --> 00:36:26,235
The police and Joy's father
have no clue.
461
00:36:27,527 --> 00:36:28,860
Everyone thinks this is suicide.
462
00:36:31,111 --> 00:36:32,276
The post mortem report -
463
00:36:32,569 --> 00:36:34,901
Cause of Death: Intense
pressure on windpipe
464
00:36:35,111 --> 00:36:36,110
resulting in choking
465
00:36:38,861 --> 00:36:42,818
All think the pressure
on the jugular killed him
466
00:36:44,527 --> 00:36:47,485
What about the mental pressure
for the last four years?
467
00:36:48,444 --> 00:36:49,360
That's missing in the report.
468
00:36:52,277 --> 00:36:53,985
Engineers are a clever bunch...
469
00:36:55,444 --> 00:36:58,776
They haven't made a machine
to measure mental pressure.
470
00:37:01,236 --> 00:37:02,568
If they had, all would know...
471
00:37:03,777 --> 00:37:05,193
this isn't suicide... It's murder.
472
00:37:09,527 --> 00:37:13,318
How dare you blame me
for Joy's suicide?
473
00:37:14,194 --> 00:37:17,026
If one student can't handle
pressure, is it our fault?
474
00:37:17,486 --> 00:37:21,110
Life is full of pressures.
Will you always blame others?
475
00:37:21,527 --> 00:37:25,360
I don't blame you, sir.
I blame the system.
476
00:37:26,819 --> 00:37:30,985
Look at these statistics -
India ranks No.1 in suicides
477
00:37:31,694 --> 00:37:35,068
Every 90 minutes,
a student attempts suicide
478
00:37:36,736 --> 00:37:39,651
Suicide is a bigger killer
than disease
479
00:37:39,861 --> 00:37:41,193
Something's terribly wrong, sir.
480
00:37:41,444 --> 00:37:43,568
I can't speak for the rest...
481
00:37:44,236 --> 00:37:46,193
but this is one of the
finest colleges in the country
482
00:37:46,944 --> 00:37:48,860
I've run this place for 32 years.
483
00:37:49,402 --> 00:37:52,651
We were ranked 28th.
Now we're No.1
484
00:37:52,819 --> 00:37:54,401
What's the point, sir?
485
00:37:55,986 --> 00:37:59,401
Here they don't discuss
new ideas or inventions
486
00:38:01,194 --> 00:38:06,110
They discuss grades,
jobs, settling in the USA
487
00:38:07,402 --> 00:38:12,318
They teach how to get good scores.
They don't teach Engineering
488
00:38:12,486 --> 00:38:14,693
Now you will teach me
how to teach?
489
00:38:15,152 --> 00:38:16,068
No sir, I...
490
00:38:19,319 --> 00:38:20,401
Sir, my paper...
491
00:38:39,277 --> 00:38:40,401
Vaidyanathan, please sit down.
492
00:38:42,152 --> 00:38:44,068
Here is a self-proclaimed professor.
493
00:38:44,527 --> 00:38:49,235
who thinks he is better than
our highly qualified teachers.
494
00:38:49,944 --> 00:38:54,401
Professor Ranchoddas Chanchad
will teach us Engineering.
495
00:39:12,319 --> 00:39:14,651
We do not have all day.
496
00:39:51,611 --> 00:39:55,860
You have 30 seconds
to define these terms.
497
00:39:56,277 --> 00:39:58,318
You may refer to your books.
498
00:39:58,902 --> 00:40:00,943
Raise your hand
if you get the answer.
499
00:40:02,236 --> 00:40:05,610
Let's see who comes first,
who comes last.
500
00:40:06,444 --> 00:40:09,693
Your time starts... now.
501
00:40:39,319 --> 00:40:40,235
Time up.
502
00:40:42,777 --> 00:40:43,776
Time up, sir.
503
00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:48,026
No one got the answer?
504
00:40:50,527 --> 00:40:53,901
Now rewind your life by a minute.
505
00:40:55,111 --> 00:40:57,943
When I asked this question,
were you excited? Curious?
506
00:40:58,111 --> 00:41:00,860
Thrilled that you'd learn
something new?
507
00:41:01,652 --> 00:41:04,068
Anyone?
... Sir?
508
00:41:06,986 --> 00:41:09,818
No. You all got into a frantic race.
509
00:41:11,861 --> 00:41:13,985
What's the use of such methods,
even if you come first
510
00:41:16,236 --> 00:41:19,610
Will your knowledge increase?
No, just the pressure.
511
00:41:20,527 --> 00:41:22,068
This is a college,
not a pressure cooker.
512
00:41:24,277 --> 00:41:27,818
Even a circus lion learns to sit
on a chair in fear of the whip.
513
00:41:28,902 --> 00:41:32,401
But you call such a lion
'well trained', not 'well educated'
514
00:41:32,486 --> 00:41:33,443
Hello!
515
00:41:33,944 --> 00:41:38,526
This is not a philosophy class.
Just explain those two words
516
00:41:38,902 --> 00:41:40,610
Sir, these words don't exist.
517
00:41:41,777 --> 00:41:45,110
These are my friends' names.
Farhan and Raju
518
00:41:57,652 --> 00:41:58,568
Quiet!
519
00:42:00,069 --> 00:42:02,901
Nonsense! Is this how
you'll teach Engineering?
520
00:42:03,361 --> 00:42:05,276
Sir, I wasn't teaching
you Engineering.
521
00:42:05,861 --> 00:42:07,360
You're an expert at that.
522
00:42:08,194 --> 00:42:11,443
I was teaching you... how to teach.
523
00:42:14,277 --> 00:42:16,193
And I'm sure one day you'll learn.
524
00:42:17,194 --> 00:42:20,193
because unlike you, I never
abandon my weak students.
525
00:42:20,694 --> 00:42:21,693
Bye, sir.
526
00:42:23,777 --> 00:42:24,860
Quiet!
527
00:42:27,402 --> 00:42:28,526
Quiet, I said.
528
00:42:31,986 --> 00:42:35,360
I regret to inform you
that your son...
529
00:42:35,486 --> 00:42:36,610
Farhan...
Raju...
530
00:42:36,861 --> 00:42:37,943
has fallen into bad company.
531
00:42:38,277 --> 00:42:41,443
Without urgent corrective steps,
his future will be ruined.
532
00:42:42,527 --> 00:42:45,818
Virus's letters dropped on
our homes like atom bombs.
533
00:42:46,111 --> 00:42:48,568
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
plunged into gloom.
534
00:42:48,652 --> 00:42:51,735
Our parents invited us -
for a dressing down.
535
00:42:52,777 --> 00:42:54,943
Come in.
536
00:42:57,486 --> 00:42:58,443
See that?
537
00:42:59,819 --> 00:43:02,401
We could afford
just one air-conditioner.
538
00:43:04,152 --> 00:43:07,818
We put it in Farhan's room,
so he could study in comfort.
539
00:43:09,277 --> 00:43:13,235
I didn't buy a car.
I manage with a scooter.
540
00:43:14,111 --> 00:43:15,985
We put all our money
into Farhan's education.
541
00:43:17,486 --> 00:43:21,610
We sacrificed our comforts
for Farhan's future. Understand?
542
00:43:30,236 --> 00:43:31,610
You took these pictures, Farhan?
543
00:43:33,527 --> 00:43:35,526
He had that useless
obsession for a while.
544
00:43:36,486 --> 00:43:38,151
Went around taking
pictures of animals.
545
00:43:38,236 --> 00:43:41,026
Wanted to be a
wildlife photographer.
546
00:43:42,236 --> 00:43:44,651
Son, what was your
score that year?
547
00:43:45,611 --> 00:43:46,818
91%
548
00:43:47,152 --> 00:43:51,818
Hear that? Straight drop
from 94% to 91%.
549
00:43:54,944 --> 00:43:56,401
You find it funny?
550
00:43:57,069 --> 00:44:01,151
No sir, sorry. I'm just
amazed at the photos
551
00:44:01,319 --> 00:44:03,943
Why make him an engineer...
Why not a wildlife photographer?
552
00:44:04,111 --> 00:44:05,276
Enough!
553
00:44:06,527 --> 00:44:11,818
I humbly request you -
Don't ruin my son's future.
554
00:44:13,319 --> 00:44:15,693
Food's on the table, boys. C'mon.
555
00:44:20,611 --> 00:44:22,901
If you ever visit again,
do eat with us.
556
00:44:25,819 --> 00:44:27,276
Dad denied us a meal...
557
00:44:27,861 --> 00:44:29,526
So, to fill our bellies with food...
558
00:44:29,902 --> 00:44:33,193
and ears with more reprimands,
we reached Raju's house.
559
00:44:35,152 --> 00:44:39,235
Raju's house was straight
out of a 50's black and white film.
560
00:44:39,986 --> 00:44:40,985
A small, dingy room...
561
00:44:41,152 --> 00:44:42,651
a paralyzed father...
562
00:44:43,444 --> 00:44:44,651
a coughing mother...
563
00:44:45,027 --> 00:44:46,526
and an unwed sister
564
00:44:47,652 --> 00:44:49,026
A sofa sprouting springs...
565
00:44:49,486 --> 00:44:51,776
a 24 hour water supply -
from the leaking roof.
566
00:44:52,444 --> 00:44:56,068
Mother was a retired school
teacher and a tireless complainer.
567
00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:58,901
Father was once a postmaster.
568
00:44:59,402 --> 00:45:01,818
Paralysis shut down
his body partly...
569
00:45:02,277 --> 00:45:04,693
his salary completely.
And the sister...
570
00:45:04,861 --> 00:45:08,485
Kammo's turned 28.
They demand a car in dowry.
571
00:45:09,111 --> 00:45:11,735
If you don't study and earn,
how will she marry?
572
00:45:12,236 --> 00:45:13,151
Some okra?
573
00:45:14,152 --> 00:45:18,026
Okra is now 12/- per kilo,
cauliflower is 10/-
574
00:45:18,361 --> 00:45:19,776
It's daylight robbery!
575
00:45:20,152 --> 00:45:24,151
What will we eat if we get
warnings from your college?
576
00:45:24,402 --> 00:45:25,318
Mom!
577
00:45:26,902 --> 00:45:27,860
Cottage cheese?
578
00:45:28,319 --> 00:45:31,860
Cottage cheese should be sold
at the jewelers, in velvet pouches
579
00:45:32,152 --> 00:45:33,943
- Cottage cheese?
- No, no, it's ok.
580
00:45:34,611 --> 00:45:36,151
Mom, please.
581
00:45:37,027 --> 00:45:38,818
Alright, I'll shut up
582
00:45:40,486 --> 00:45:44,985
Earn for the family,
slave like a maid.
583
00:45:45,194 --> 00:45:47,485
and then take the vow of silence.
584
00:45:48,444 --> 00:45:52,985
If not with my son, with whom
do I share my woes - his friends?
585
00:45:56,902 --> 00:45:57,985
Hey Raju.
586
00:46:01,527 --> 00:46:02,568
We were in a huge dilemma.
587
00:46:03,194 --> 00:46:06,318
Do we comfort our friend
or console his mom?
588
00:46:07,527 --> 00:46:10,485
Screw it, we thought, let's
focus on the cottage cheese.
589
00:46:22,402 --> 00:46:25,235
Even his eczema cream
costs 55/- now
590
00:46:29,986 --> 00:46:31,318
Another roti?
591
00:46:31,652 --> 00:46:34,610
No, thank you. We're through.
592
00:46:42,402 --> 00:46:44,985
Okra for 12/-
- Cauliflower for 10/-
593
00:46:48,027 --> 00:46:49,860
At least you were offered a meal
594
00:46:50,694 --> 00:46:53,568
Unlike your sadistic dad...
'Hitler' Qureshi!
595
00:46:53,694 --> 00:46:56,401
And your mom is Mother Teresa...
Feeding us 'eczema roti'!
596
00:46:56,652 --> 00:47:00,235
- Don't poke fun at my mom!
- Enough, you guys.
597
00:47:00,527 --> 00:47:01,943
I'm famished. Let's eat out.
598
00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:04,443
It's month end. Who'll pay?
His Mother Teresa?
599
00:47:05,486 --> 00:47:10,068
To eat out, you don't need money.
Just a uniform. Look...
600
00:47:12,861 --> 00:47:14,526
- C'mon.
- Come.
601
00:47:16,111 --> 00:47:18,360
Good evening,
good evening.
602
00:47:18,444 --> 00:47:19,318
Oh, Uncle.
603
00:47:24,611 --> 00:47:27,860
- Three large vodkas.
- Half soda, half water.
604
00:47:28,069 --> 00:47:29,318
If we're caught, we're dead.
605
00:47:29,486 --> 00:47:32,026
- What's for starters?
- Get double portions.
606
00:47:32,111 --> 00:47:35,151
Leave this here and start
some peppy music.
607
00:47:35,902 --> 00:47:37,568
Pia, what the hell?
608
00:47:37,944 --> 00:47:40,651
Why're you wearing
this ancient piece of junk?
609
00:47:41,861 --> 00:47:45,443
What'll people say - My fiancee...
610
00:47:45,861 --> 00:47:48,443
a doctor in the making,
wearing a cheap, 200/- watch!
611
00:47:49,361 --> 00:47:50,860
Please take it off. Thank you.
612
00:47:51,402 --> 00:47:52,443
Hi handsome.
613
00:47:52,569 --> 00:47:55,401
Hey Aunty.
You're looking good.
614
00:47:55,486 --> 00:47:58,068
- Don't miss my set, darling.
- Rubies?
615
00:47:58,236 --> 00:48:00,860
- From Mandalay
- Mandalay... Wow!
616
00:48:00,944 --> 00:48:03,651
- Hey, let's go meet David.
- Of course.
617
00:48:06,986 --> 00:48:07,901
Excuse me.
618
00:48:10,069 --> 00:48:11,235
Yes?
619
00:48:11,527 --> 00:48:12,610
Flowers.
620
00:48:14,111 --> 00:48:17,318
- May I take the glass?
- Why?
621
00:48:17,611 --> 00:48:19,901
So you don't break it on my head
622
00:48:20,694 --> 00:48:21,943
Why would I do that?
623
00:48:22,361 --> 00:48:24,485
For the free advice I'll now impart
624
00:48:25,652 --> 00:48:26,526
What?
625
00:48:26,861 --> 00:48:28,443
Don't marry that ass
626
00:48:29,527 --> 00:48:30,443
Excuse me?
627
00:48:30,652 --> 00:48:32,360
He's not a human,
he's a price tag.
628
00:48:32,777 --> 00:48:35,776
He'll turn your life into a
nightmare of brands and prices.
629
00:48:36,402 --> 00:48:38,985
He'll ruin your life.
Your future will be finished.
630
00:48:39,277 --> 00:48:40,151
Want a demonstration?
631
00:48:42,319 --> 00:48:43,943
Shall I find out the price of his shoes?
632
00:48:45,486 --> 00:48:47,401
I won't ask.
He'll announce it himself.
633
00:48:59,444 --> 00:49:05,401
What the hell...
Mint sauce on my $300 shoes!
634
00:49:05,527 --> 00:49:08,735
Run for your life!
It's free advice. Take it or leave it.
635
00:49:09,277 --> 00:49:11,985
Genuine Italian leather -
hand-stitched!
636
00:49:16,569 --> 00:49:19,276
Dad, are they your guests?
637
00:49:22,611 --> 00:49:25,901
My students.
What're they doing here?
638
00:49:29,861 --> 00:49:31,068
Hold on, Dad.
639
00:49:32,611 --> 00:49:34,860
These beans smell great.
640
00:49:34,986 --> 00:49:37,318
- No room for roti.
- Just pile it on.
641
00:49:39,277 --> 00:49:40,651
- Hi.
- Hey.
642
00:49:42,194 --> 00:49:45,193
That was an eye-opener.
Thank you so much.
643
00:49:46,694 --> 00:49:48,985
It was my moral responsibility.
644
00:49:49,777 --> 00:49:51,193
Can I ask you for little more help?
645
00:49:52,277 --> 00:49:54,901
Dad won't let me break off
this engagement.
646
00:49:55,861 --> 00:49:59,860
You explain so well.
Can you give him a demo too?
647
00:50:00,152 --> 00:50:02,776
Certainly.
Raju, the mint sauce
648
00:50:03,319 --> 00:50:04,776
You're really sweet
649
00:50:05,986 --> 00:50:09,068
- Where is your daddy?
- Right behind you.
650
00:50:13,694 --> 00:50:16,026
Aal izz well
651
00:50:16,819 --> 00:50:21,985
Run for your life!
It's free advice. Take it or leave it
652
00:50:22,277 --> 00:50:23,818
What're you doing here?
653
00:50:24,444 --> 00:50:27,568
We'll hand these gifts
to the couple.
654
00:50:28,611 --> 00:50:30,901
I'll do that for you.
It's my sister's wedding.
655
00:50:31,319 --> 00:50:32,485
Sister?
656
00:50:35,319 --> 00:50:37,735
Sir, what's the sum total
of your daughters?
657
00:50:39,319 --> 00:50:40,193
Empty. No gift cheques.
658
00:50:40,527 --> 00:50:42,610
Forgot the cheques, Raju
... Farhan?
659
00:50:42,694 --> 00:50:46,860
We didn't invite you,
you must be from the groom's side.
660
00:50:47,361 --> 00:50:51,318
No sir, we're here as the
emissaries of science.
661
00:50:51,444 --> 00:50:53,651
How? Can you explain?
662
00:50:53,902 --> 00:50:57,568
Dad, he explains superbly.
I'm sure he'll give us a demo.
663
00:50:57,861 --> 00:50:58,818
Won't you?
664
00:50:59,652 --> 00:51:03,235
Well, Delhi has plenty of
power cuts that...
665
00:51:03,486 --> 00:51:05,818
disrupt wedding celebrations.
666
00:51:06,152 --> 00:51:08,276
So I thought of making
an inverter that...
667
00:51:08,402 --> 00:51:10,818
draws power from guests' cars.
668
00:51:11,027 --> 00:51:12,401
I see.
669
00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:14,110
Wow!
670
00:51:14,486 --> 00:51:15,901
So where's the inverter?
671
00:51:16,694 --> 00:51:18,318
Sir, the design is ready.
672
00:51:21,402 --> 00:51:22,693
Where's the design, Farhan?
673
00:51:23,111 --> 00:51:26,151
- I gave you the design.
- I gave it to Raju.
674
00:51:26,569 --> 00:51:27,526
Raju, design?
675
00:51:30,611 --> 00:51:34,360
Never mind the design.
I'll make the inverter and show you.
676
00:51:34,694 --> 00:51:38,360
You can only invent stories,
not an inverter.
677
00:51:38,652 --> 00:51:41,735
I'll make one, I promise.
678
00:51:42,069 --> 00:51:45,568
And I'll name it after you.
After all, it was invented...
679
00:51:45,986 --> 00:51:49,485
at your daughter's wedding.
So it'll be an honor...
680
00:51:49,611 --> 00:51:55,651
Farhan, Raju. I'll see you
in my office tomorrow.
681
00:52:01,527 --> 00:52:05,026
Sir, what was the cost per plate?
We'll reimburse you...
682
00:52:05,361 --> 00:52:07,026
... in installments.
683
00:52:09,486 --> 00:52:12,735
- We'll never crash a wedding again.
- Not even my own.
684
00:52:12,861 --> 00:52:15,110
In fact, I won't even marry.
Nor will he.
685
00:52:15,777 --> 00:52:17,818
Uh... right. No marriage.
686
00:52:19,319 --> 00:52:21,693
Your parents shouldn't have
married either.
687
00:52:23,361 --> 00:52:25,901
The world would have
to feed two less idiots.
688
00:52:28,402 --> 00:52:29,443
Sit!
689
00:52:40,444 --> 00:52:41,485
Pay attention.
690
00:52:52,402 --> 00:52:57,360
This is Ranchoddas's father's
monthly income.
691
00:52:58,694 --> 00:53:05,026
Couple of zeroes less,
and it's still a sizeable income.
692
00:53:07,569 --> 00:53:13,901
But erase another zero,
and I would worry a little.
693
00:53:15,152 --> 00:53:18,526
Isn't that your fathers income,
Farhan?
694
00:53:19,402 --> 00:53:21,110
Yes, sir.
695
00:53:22,486 --> 00:53:24,526
Now take away another zero...
696
00:53:27,569 --> 00:53:31,360
and that's your family income,
Raju Rastogi.
697
00:53:32,527 --> 00:53:33,901
Big reason to worry.
698
00:53:38,611 --> 00:53:45,776
Take my advice and shift into
Chatur Ramalingam's room.
699
00:53:46,194 --> 00:53:50,443
Exams are here. Stay with
Rancho and you're sure to fail.
700
00:54:12,361 --> 00:54:14,776
- Want a shave?
- No, sir.
701
00:54:14,944 --> 00:54:15,818
Then get lost!
702
00:54:27,069 --> 00:54:32,651
Raju, don't worry. This is Virus's
move to split us. Divide and rule.
703
00:54:32,777 --> 00:54:33,860
I have to worry.
704
00:54:34,277 --> 00:54:37,776
He grades us, and I need
good grades for a good job.
705
00:54:38,694 --> 00:54:41,735
Unlike you, I don't have a
rich dad I can live off.
706
00:54:41,861 --> 00:54:43,735
Shut up, Raju.
707
00:54:43,986 --> 00:54:46,651
Must we follow all his hogwash?
'Aal izz well'.
708
00:54:47,027 --> 00:54:48,485
I won't be his flunky... like you.
709
00:54:49,444 --> 00:54:51,735
- You're crossing the line.
- No, I'm drawing one.
710
00:54:52,236 --> 00:54:53,943
I have a family to support.
711
00:54:56,152 --> 00:54:58,401
Dad's medicines
swallow up mom's pension.
712
00:55:00,361 --> 00:55:04,735
My sis can't marry because
they want a car in dowry.
713
00:55:07,652 --> 00:55:11,901
Mom hasn't bought a
single saree in five years.
714
00:55:14,736 --> 00:55:17,943
Now don't get your mom's
wardrobe into the debate.
715
00:55:19,069 --> 00:55:21,068
By the way, how many sarees
per annum is reasonable?
716
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,401
Hey... no wisecracks about mom.
717
00:55:24,152 --> 00:55:28,401
We'll study with all our heart,
but not just for grades.
718
00:55:29,069 --> 00:55:33,401
To quote a Wise One - Study
to be accomplished, not affluent.
719
00:55:34,152 --> 00:55:39,693
Follow excellence. And success
will chase you, pants down!
720
00:55:40,902 --> 00:55:43,526
Which Wise One says this?
His Holiness Guru Ranchoddas?
721
00:55:45,569 --> 00:55:46,568
Go rot in the bogs!
722
00:55:48,194 --> 00:55:51,193
Raju, don't stress. We'll top
our class. Nothing is impossible.
723
00:55:51,486 --> 00:55:52,651
Oh yeah?
724
00:55:56,319 --> 00:55:58,443
Shove this back into the tube.
725
00:56:01,486 --> 00:56:03,110
Raju got onto another train.
726
00:56:03,652 --> 00:56:08,818
His travails with Chatur began.
Yes, I mean travails, not travels
727
00:56:13,236 --> 00:56:15,151
Chatur was called 'Silencer'.
728
00:56:15,486 --> 00:56:19,193
To sharpen his memory,
he popped pills from a local quack.
729
00:56:19,611 --> 00:56:21,568
And then let off silent...
but lethal farts.
730
00:56:24,277 --> 00:56:27,485
I didn't do it... Raju?
731
00:56:27,652 --> 00:56:30,318
He always blamed others
for the output.
732
00:56:31,069 --> 00:56:33,943
Silencer crammed 18 hours a day.
733
00:56:34,194 --> 00:56:37,318
On exam eve,
he would distract others.
734
00:56:41,277 --> 00:56:44,360
His belief - There are only
two ways of topping.
735
00:56:44,694 --> 00:56:47,985
Elevate your own grades or
shrink your opponents' grades.
736
00:56:52,277 --> 00:56:56,151
Rancho decided to subdue
Silencer and rescue Raju...
737
00:56:56,611 --> 00:56:57,901
with one master plan.
738
00:56:59,944 --> 00:57:07,943
Our Director has unceasingly
served... 'Served' means...
739
00:57:08,027 --> 00:57:12,068
Damn the meaning,
I'll memorize it.
740
00:57:13,486 --> 00:57:17,110
Chatur was the introductory speaker
at the Teachers' Day function.
741
00:57:17,444 --> 00:57:21,360
To impress Virus, he got his
speech written by the librarian...
742
00:57:21,569 --> 00:57:22,901
in highbrow Hindi.
743
00:57:24,444 --> 00:57:29,818
Hello. Hold on.
Chatur, call for you.
744
00:57:30,194 --> 00:57:32,610
Please collect the printout.
I'll be right back.
745
00:57:35,402 --> 00:57:37,276
Oh... the things I have to do...
746
00:57:40,861 --> 00:57:44,026
Mr. Dubey, the Director was
remembering you.
747
00:57:44,152 --> 00:57:45,735
- Really?
- Yes. Just now.
748
00:57:46,111 --> 00:57:49,485
I'll see him right away.
Give this to Chatur.
749
00:57:54,652 --> 00:57:57,693
- Hello. Hello.
- Hello, Mr. Ramalingam?
750
00:57:57,819 --> 00:57:58,735
Yes?
751
00:57:59,319 --> 00:58:01,693
I'm calling from the police station
752
00:58:02,069 --> 00:58:04,901
- Are you from Uganda?
- Yes sir.
753
00:58:06,444 --> 00:58:09,485
- Your life is in danger!
- What? ... How?
754
00:58:10,611 --> 00:58:12,401
Listen carefully, or else...
755
00:58:13,027 --> 00:58:17,360
you'll get killed as you step out
of the college gate.
756
00:58:18,111 --> 00:58:19,360
Why? What happened?
757
00:58:19,486 --> 00:58:21,068
While Chatur was kept engaged,
758
00:58:21,486 --> 00:58:25,485
Rancho altered a few words
in his speech, for eg...
759
00:58:25,694 --> 00:58:28,068
'served' became 'screwed'.
760
00:58:28,902 --> 00:58:30,193
Yes sir?
761
00:58:30,736 --> 00:58:33,276
- Who are you?
- Dubey. Librarian.
762
00:58:35,861 --> 00:58:37,026
I'm permanent staff, sir.
763
00:58:37,652 --> 00:58:39,068
Congratulations!
764
00:58:39,486 --> 00:58:42,860
Hold on a moment.
The chief is on the other line.
765
00:58:43,236 --> 00:58:44,193
Excuse me, sir...
766
00:58:53,861 --> 00:58:56,110
Yes... so where was I?
767
00:58:56,361 --> 00:58:58,776
You said I may die...
outside the gate.
768
00:58:58,902 --> 00:59:05,318
Right. As you get out of the gate,
you'll see a traffic signal.
769
00:59:05,527 --> 00:59:07,568
Traffic signal. Ok.
770
00:59:07,777 --> 00:59:13,318
When it turns red,
all the cars will halt.
771
00:59:13,819 --> 00:59:15,151
Ok. Then?
772
00:59:15,277 --> 00:59:17,276
Then cross the road
with great caution.
773
00:59:18,027 --> 00:59:23,276
Because son, in rush hour
if a car hits you, you're dead.
774
00:59:25,194 --> 00:59:27,026
What nonsense! I know that.
775
00:59:27,152 --> 00:59:30,735
You know that? Excellent.
Then you're safe my boy.
776
00:59:37,777 --> 00:59:39,860
From the librarian, Silencer.
777
00:59:39,986 --> 00:59:41,568
You don't call me that,
Chanchad.
778
00:59:47,402 --> 00:59:49,485
Hey. The Director said
he didn't call for me.
779
00:59:50,277 --> 00:59:52,526
Who said 'called'?
I just said he 'remembered' you
780
00:59:52,694 --> 00:59:55,276
Remembered?
Rascals!
781
01:00:03,319 --> 01:00:05,485
Distinguished Mr. Chairperson.
782
01:00:07,777 --> 01:00:12,068
Chief guest, the Honorable
Minister of Education....
783
01:00:12,694 --> 01:00:16,651
respected teachers and friends.
784
01:00:18,236 --> 01:00:23,110
ICE has now soared
beyond the stratosphere.
785
01:00:23,736 --> 01:00:28,026
The credit goes solely to...
786
01:00:28,444 --> 01:00:32,235
Dr. Viru Sahastrabuddhe.
Give him a big hand.
787
01:00:32,361 --> 01:00:36,401
Sir, the voice is his
but the words are mine.
788
01:00:37,152 --> 01:00:39,401
He's a great guy, really you are.
789
01:00:41,152 --> 01:00:49,068
For 32 years, he has
unceasingly screwed students.
790
01:00:51,611 --> 01:00:53,985
He means - 'served' students.
791
01:00:54,236 --> 01:00:56,818
I'm sure his endeavors
will continue.
792
01:00:59,486 --> 01:01:04,526
We are astounded at
how one man, in one lifetime
793
01:01:04,736 --> 01:01:07,651
can screw so many, so well.
794
01:01:10,736 --> 01:01:16,026
With rigorous training
he's built up his stamina.
795
01:01:19,736 --> 01:01:26,360
He's spent every living minute
just screwing.
796
01:01:28,944 --> 01:01:30,693
Let's replicate his methods.
797
01:01:34,486 --> 01:01:40,151
Tomorrow ICE students
will go across the globe.
798
01:01:40,819 --> 01:01:47,026
Wherever we go,
we promise to screw.
799
01:01:51,069 --> 01:01:54,276
We'll hoist this screwer's flag
all over the world.
800
01:01:59,861 --> 01:02:04,651
We'll show the world that
our capacity to screw...
801
01:02:04,986 --> 01:02:06,985
cannot be matched by any student...
802
01:02:07,236 --> 01:02:10,776
anywhere on the planet.
803
01:02:18,486 --> 01:02:21,526
Mr. Minister. Good evening.
804
01:02:22,111 --> 01:02:29,610
You have given this institution
what it sorely needs...
805
01:02:30,361 --> 01:02:31,985
- Booty, funds.
- Bosom
806
01:02:35,569 --> 01:02:37,735
It's booty, stupid. Bosom means...
807
01:02:39,152 --> 01:02:41,193
What nonsense! That's insulting.
808
01:02:41,652 --> 01:02:46,360
Everyone has a bosom,
but it remains pocketed.
809
01:02:47,944 --> 01:02:49,943
No one offers it so readily.
810
01:02:53,944 --> 01:02:54,901
Vulgar fellow!
811
01:02:55,069 --> 01:02:56,693
You have generously offered
your bosom...
812
01:02:57,069 --> 01:03:00,151
to this relentless screwer.
813
01:03:03,111 --> 01:03:07,360
Now see how he makes it grow.
814
01:03:07,611 --> 01:03:11,860
Is this what you teach here, Director?
815
01:03:19,527 --> 01:03:22,943
On this august occasion,
here's a Sanskrit verse...
816
01:03:23,069 --> 01:03:26,068
Listen to this - the might
of his fart in verse.
817
01:03:26,611 --> 01:03:29,151
A good loud fart is honorable.
818
01:03:29,361 --> 01:03:31,735
'Fart'? Go, Silencer.
819
01:03:31,902 --> 01:03:34,776
A medium fart is tolerable.
820
01:03:38,069 --> 01:03:41,651
Softer windbreaks are terrible.
821
01:03:44,611 --> 01:03:49,526
And the silent ones unbearable.
822
01:03:59,652 --> 01:04:02,610
That's what mindless cramming
does to you.
823
01:04:02,777 --> 01:04:06,276
Cramming may see you
through four years of college,
824
01:04:06,527 --> 01:04:10,360
but it will 'screw' you
for the next 40 years.
825
01:04:11,569 --> 01:04:14,193
He still doesn't get it.
826
01:04:20,319 --> 01:04:24,693
'Medium fart is tolerable'...
Unbelievable!
827
01:04:24,944 --> 01:04:27,610
You're a poet, Rancho.
How did you think of this?
828
01:04:29,027 --> 01:04:32,443
That was fun.
He didn't know what hit him.
829
01:04:34,944 --> 01:04:38,276
You swines!
What did I ever do to you?
830
01:04:41,236 --> 01:04:43,276
Sorry man.
Don't take it personally.
831
01:04:43,527 --> 01:04:44,776
I will.
832
01:04:45,361 --> 01:04:48,235
Chatur Ramalingam
will never forget this insult.
833
01:04:48,861 --> 01:04:52,735
I'll think of it every minute,
every second of my life.
834
01:04:53,027 --> 01:04:58,401
Sorry man. That was a demo
for Raju - Don't cram blindly.
835
01:04:58,736 --> 01:05:00,943
Understand and enjoy
the wonders of Science.
836
01:05:01,069 --> 01:05:03,568
I'm not here to enjoy Science.
837
01:05:03,694 --> 01:05:06,610
So You're here to screw Science?
838
01:05:08,277 --> 01:05:11,276
Go ahead.
Laugh at my methods.
839
01:05:12,361 --> 01:05:16,693
But one day these methods
will bring me success.
840
01:05:17,152 --> 01:05:20,026
That day I'll laugh and you'll cry.
841
01:05:21,444 --> 01:05:25,693
You're on the wrong track again.
Don't chase success.
842
01:05:26,569 --> 01:05:28,776
Become a good engineer
and success will chase you.
843
01:05:28,986 --> 01:05:33,610
These ideals don't work
in the real world.
844
01:05:34,444 --> 01:05:38,443
You take your train, l'll take mine.
845
01:05:39,236 --> 01:05:42,526
Ten years from now
we'll meet at the same station.
846
01:05:43,402 --> 01:05:48,360
Same day. Same place.
We'll see who's more successful.
847
01:05:48,652 --> 01:05:51,068
You... or me.
848
01:05:51,819 --> 01:05:56,151
Have the balls? C'mon, bet!
849
01:05:56,361 --> 01:05:59,943
lt's a challenge.
850
01:06:01,236 --> 01:06:02,151
Watch it!
851
01:06:08,777 --> 01:06:09,693
What's he writing?
852
01:06:17,319 --> 01:06:19,610
Don't forget this date.
853
01:06:27,902 --> 01:06:30,485
l'm not used to
such expensive gifts, Suhas.
854
01:06:30,819 --> 01:06:32,068
Get used to them, Pia.
855
01:06:32,194 --> 01:06:34,318
You're gonna be
Suhas Tandon's wife.
856
01:06:34,444 --> 01:06:35,568
Where's the bill, man?
857
01:06:40,027 --> 01:06:40,943
l'll be back.
858
01:06:51,319 --> 01:06:52,985
- You changed the speech?
- What?
859
01:06:53,069 --> 01:06:53,943
Don't lie.
860
01:06:54,652 --> 01:06:56,526
Um... Yeah.
861
01:06:56,736 --> 01:06:59,151
- What's your problem with dad?
- l have no problem.
862
01:06:59,611 --> 01:07:02,443
l'm making an inverter
named after him. Look... Oh.
863
01:07:06,777 --> 01:07:08,276
Why're you harassing him?
864
01:07:09,152 --> 01:07:10,568
'Cause he runs a factory,
not a college.
865
01:07:10,819 --> 01:07:14,526
Churning out asses.
Like that one.
866
01:07:19,652 --> 01:07:20,693
She destroyed it, man.
867
01:07:24,069 --> 01:07:25,318
How dare you call him an ass?
868
01:07:25,527 --> 01:07:28,818
He is one!
First Engineering, then MBA...
869
01:07:28,944 --> 01:07:30,735
then becomes a banker in the USA.
870
01:07:31,652 --> 01:07:34,151
Because it rakes in
more money?
871
01:07:34,402 --> 01:07:36,943
Life for him is just
a profit-loss statement.
872
01:07:37,194 --> 01:07:39,193
He sees profit in you,
so he's with you.
873
01:07:39,527 --> 01:07:43,193
Director's daughter, doctor in the
making... Good for his image!
874
01:07:43,486 --> 01:07:44,776
lt's not you he cares for.
875
01:07:47,027 --> 01:07:48,401
Who do you think you are?
876
01:07:48,652 --> 01:07:50,318
What do you mean
he doesn't care for me?
877
01:07:52,236 --> 01:07:54,235
New watch? One moment.
878
01:07:55,444 --> 01:07:57,526
You always need a demo.
879
01:07:58,569 --> 01:07:59,401
Hey Suhas!
880
01:08:01,569 --> 01:08:03,151
Where were you?
881
01:08:03,569 --> 01:08:05,235
She's looking for her watch.
882
01:08:05,402 --> 01:08:07,193
What? You lost the watch?
883
01:08:07,444 --> 01:08:08,610
Never mind. Get another.
884
01:08:08,902 --> 01:08:10,193
lt cost 400,000!
885
01:08:12,236 --> 01:08:14,193
Mine's just 250/-
but keeps the same time.
886
01:08:14,361 --> 01:08:16,693
Shut up! How could
you be so careless, Pia?
887
01:08:16,861 --> 01:08:19,985
This callous attitude is
disgusting. lt's disrespectful!
888
01:08:20,111 --> 01:08:22,693
That was a limited edition watch.
889
01:08:23,069 --> 01:08:26,526
Now wear your ancient
piece of junk at dinner.
890
01:08:27,861 --> 01:08:29,276
What're you staring at?
891
01:08:32,236 --> 01:08:34,985
Here come the tears!
Real mature, Pia.
892
01:08:35,527 --> 01:08:36,776
l can't handle this.
893
01:08:37,611 --> 01:08:39,735
Stop crying and look for it.
894
01:08:53,236 --> 01:08:56,151
Find another wrist
for this watch... Ass!
895
01:09:02,569 --> 01:09:05,235
Hey, you're awesome.
Called him an ass to his face.
896
01:09:05,486 --> 01:09:06,360
Get lost!
897
01:09:07,152 --> 01:09:08,318
lt's too noisy here.
898
01:09:08,652 --> 01:09:10,568
She's saying 'Thank you',
l hear 'Get lost'.
899
01:09:10,736 --> 01:09:13,568
- l said 'Get lost'.
- Don't get so uptight.
900
01:09:13,944 --> 01:09:16,693
Actually, you never really loved him.
901
01:09:17,111 --> 01:09:17,985
What do you mean?
902
01:09:18,361 --> 01:09:23,151
When you see him, do the
winds whisper a melody?
903
01:09:24,694 --> 01:09:26,318
Your scarf flies in slow motion?
904
01:09:27,319 --> 01:09:29,068
The Moon appears gigantic?
905
01:09:29,569 --> 01:09:32,151
That happens in movies, not in life.
906
01:09:32,277 --> 01:09:35,318
Happens in life too -
if you love a person...
907
01:09:35,652 --> 01:09:36,735
not an ass.
908
01:09:42,111 --> 01:09:46,776
Hello. What?
909
01:09:47,861 --> 01:09:51,360
Oh God! Ok, l'm on my way.
910
01:09:54,569 --> 01:09:56,485
You're a medical student, right?
Need your help.
911
01:09:56,569 --> 01:09:58,276
- lt's an emergency, please.
- What?
912
01:09:58,777 --> 01:10:01,985
Please come with me.
What's that oath you doctors take -
913
01:10:02,194 --> 01:10:04,860
You'll never deny a patient help...
The Hippocratic Oath.
914
01:10:05,527 --> 01:10:07,360
Please help me,
it's an emergency.
915
01:10:11,861 --> 01:10:15,026
You gatecrash my sister's wedding,
break off my engagement...
916
01:10:15,402 --> 01:10:17,776
my dad is popping
BP pills because of you...
917
01:10:18,277 --> 01:10:19,860
and here l am, helping you!
918
01:10:20,986 --> 01:10:22,193
Unbelievable!
919
01:10:23,361 --> 01:10:27,235
This Hippocratic Oath -
lt's really done us in!
920
01:10:32,069 --> 01:10:33,985
- Where's Raju, ma'am?
- Gone to get a cab.
921
01:10:34,361 --> 01:10:35,860
Called the ambulance
two hours ago.
922
01:10:36,152 --> 01:10:38,735
ln this country,
pizza reaches in 30 minutes...
923
01:10:38,944 --> 01:10:39,860
but an ambulance...
924
01:10:40,111 --> 01:10:42,401
He needs hospitalization.
Urgently!
925
01:10:56,527 --> 01:10:57,568
Hey stop!
926
01:10:59,861 --> 01:11:02,110
Move, it's an emergency!
927
01:11:03,736 --> 01:11:07,901
Move... move...
928
01:11:11,944 --> 01:11:14,110
Doctor, emergency!
929
01:11:15,694 --> 01:11:16,610
That's the patient.
930
01:11:22,569 --> 01:11:24,651
Keep this. Hey, here's Raju.
931
01:11:25,152 --> 01:11:27,068
What the hell!
You brought dad on the scooter.
932
01:11:28,944 --> 01:11:30,276
Should l've sent him by courier?
933
01:11:30,652 --> 01:11:33,485
No wisecracks on dads profession!
Where is he?
934
01:11:34,069 --> 01:11:35,901
Go ask the doctor.
935
01:11:36,861 --> 01:11:40,110
Close call, Pia. A little delay,
we'd have lost him.
936
01:11:40,486 --> 01:11:42,026
Glad you didn't wait for an ambulance
and got him on the scooter.
937
01:11:42,152 --> 01:11:44,943
Call me if there's a problem.
938
01:11:54,069 --> 01:11:57,068
Rancho! Thank you...
939
01:11:58,819 --> 01:12:01,860
Thanking your buddies!
Silencer teaching you manners?
940
01:12:03,069 --> 01:12:06,151
Didn't he teach you -
A friend is man's greatest bosom?
941
01:12:07,944 --> 01:12:10,860
Go on now.
You have an exam tomorrow.
942
01:12:11,444 --> 01:12:14,693
Exams we have many...
Dad mostly just one!
943
01:12:16,361 --> 01:12:18,651
We won't budge from here
without the Postmaster.
944
01:12:19,277 --> 01:12:20,235
Don't worry!
945
01:12:27,277 --> 01:12:31,443
Rancho, forgive me.
l was scared.
946
01:12:31,694 --> 01:12:33,818
lt's ok. Quiet, now.
947
01:12:36,361 --> 01:12:38,526
Please forgive me.
948
01:12:45,111 --> 01:12:49,151
lt's ok, calm down.
Go see your dad.
949
01:12:49,694 --> 01:12:51,068
And don't go
with that weepy face.
950
01:12:57,361 --> 01:12:58,360
Thanks buddy.
951
01:13:09,944 --> 01:13:14,735
Natty scooter. Saved a life.
How much does it cost?
952
01:13:15,027 --> 01:13:17,360
Pour some mint sauce on it.
l'll tell you.
953
01:13:19,986 --> 01:13:21,901
Hey, happy lndependence Day.
954
01:13:22,152 --> 01:13:23,860
Today isn't lndependence Day.
955
01:13:24,194 --> 01:13:27,360
For you it is! Now you're free
to wear your mom's watch.
956
01:13:27,986 --> 01:13:30,735
No ass can say it's an
ancient piece of junk.
957
01:13:33,027 --> 01:13:33,901
Hey.
958
01:13:35,861 --> 01:13:37,860
How do you know
it was mom's watch?
959
01:13:39,611 --> 01:13:42,068
At your sister's wedding,
you wore sparkling new clothes.
960
01:13:42,861 --> 01:13:44,068
Only the watch was old.
961
01:13:44,694 --> 01:13:45,610
What could that mean?
962
01:13:47,902 --> 01:13:51,068
You really missed your mom
that day, didn't you?
963
01:13:53,902 --> 01:13:54,943
Yes.
964
01:13:55,986 --> 01:13:57,735
Your mom must've been
really beautiful.
965
01:14:00,277 --> 01:14:02,443
Yes. How do you know?
966
01:14:02,694 --> 01:14:03,693
Seen your dad.
967
01:14:05,236 --> 01:14:06,901
'Life is a race. lf you don't run fast
968
01:14:07,069 --> 01:14:08,693
you'll be a broken egg
... cuckoo bird.'
969
01:14:09,111 --> 01:14:10,068
You...
970
01:14:12,361 --> 01:14:19,985
♪ The winds whisper a melody ♪
971
01:14:21,152 --> 01:14:26,943
♪ The sky hums along ♪
972
01:14:28,527 --> 01:14:34,443
♪ Time itself is singing... ♪
973
01:14:35,486 --> 01:14:39,026
♪ Zoobi do... ♪
974
01:14:39,777 --> 01:14:44,360
♪ Param pum ♪
975
01:14:45,986 --> 01:14:50,693
♪ 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum' ♪
976
01:14:51,402 --> 01:14:55,985
♪ My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along ♪
977
01:14:56,652 --> 01:15:01,693
978
01:15:02,027 --> 01:15:06,693
979
01:15:07,027 --> 01:15:12,110
♪ Leaves sing on their branches
Bees jam with flowers ♪
980
01:15:12,402 --> 01:15:17,235
♪ Crazy sunbeams dance off petals
As birds yodel in the skies ♪
981
01:15:17,819 --> 01:15:22,735
♪ Flowers, bold and brazen
Snuggle and cootchie-coo ♪
982
01:15:23,194 --> 01:15:27,776
♪ l've seen it happen in movies
What's now happening with us ♪
983
01:15:28,819 --> 01:15:33,401
984
01:15:33,986 --> 01:15:38,610
985
01:15:39,527 --> 01:15:44,276
986
01:15:44,736 --> 01:15:49,735
987
01:15:52,902 --> 01:15:55,943
Let's make the unique and
ever useful mint sauce.
988
01:15:56,361 --> 01:16:01,735
The all-powerful sauce that
exposes phony people.
989
01:16:02,652 --> 01:16:04,985
Your 7th house is clear...
990
01:16:05,486 --> 01:16:07,651
Shunning an ass,
you'll fall for a human.
991
01:16:08,152 --> 01:16:09,860
Time is ripe for love.
992
01:16:14,652 --> 01:16:16,610
Temperature in New Delhi
remains stable.
993
01:16:16,736 --> 01:16:21,068
Clear skies.
But if in love, expect rain.
994
01:16:26,694 --> 01:16:31,318
♪ Pitter-patter go the raindrops
Whish-whoosh whistles the wind ♪
995
01:16:31,819 --> 01:16:36,860
♪ Do-da-dee waltzes the rain
Boom-boom echoes the sky ♪
996
01:16:37,152 --> 01:16:42,235
♪ Drenched in rain and passion
You sway your hips on cue ♪
997
01:16:42,444 --> 01:16:47,235
♪ I've seen it happen in movies
998
01:16:48,111 --> 01:16:52,693
999
01:16:53,527 --> 01:16:57,943
1000
01:16:58,694 --> 01:17:03,443
1001
01:17:04,152 --> 01:17:08,985
1002
01:17:30,569 --> 01:17:35,235
♪ The gorgeous low moon
Serenades the earth ♪
1003
01:17:35,736 --> 01:17:40,818
♪ A shooting star skips along
Crooning a ballad of love ♪
1004
01:17:41,319 --> 01:17:46,193
♪ The night is bright but lonesome
Come touch me, my handsome ♪
1005
01:17:46,569 --> 01:17:51,401
♪ I've seen it happen in movies
1006
01:17:52,277 --> 01:17:56,818
1007
01:17:57,361 --> 01:18:02,193
1008
01:18:02,861 --> 01:18:07,318
1009
01:18:07,986 --> 01:18:12,943
1010
01:18:13,486 --> 01:18:26,735
♪ 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi'
... goes my silly heart ♪
1011
01:18:33,361 --> 01:18:34,610
Hello. Wake up.
1012
01:18:35,527 --> 01:18:38,151
- Huh... Postmaster's dead?
- What!
1013
01:18:38,236 --> 01:18:39,735
No, stupid.
1014
01:18:40,152 --> 01:18:42,485
lt's 8.30, your exam is at 9.
1015
01:18:43,152 --> 01:18:45,526
But we can't leave him alone.
1016
01:18:45,861 --> 01:18:48,651
I'm here.
It's a matter of three hours.
1017
01:18:48,736 --> 01:18:51,401
Take my scooter.
It's getting late.
1018
01:18:51,861 --> 01:18:52,901
Hey...
1019
01:18:57,277 --> 01:18:58,651
Gosh, what an ancient watch.
1020
01:19:05,194 --> 01:19:06,151
Go.
1021
01:19:24,236 --> 01:19:26,651
- Sorry, we're late.
- It was an emergency.
1022
01:19:32,527 --> 01:19:33,651
Settle down there.
1023
01:19:38,194 --> 01:19:39,443
Sir, they're still writing.
1024
01:19:40,861 --> 01:19:42,485
Hello. Time up.
1025
01:19:43,319 --> 01:19:45,943
Please, five minutes.
We started half an hour late.
1026
01:19:46,111 --> 01:19:47,318
It was an emergency.
1027
01:19:47,402 --> 01:19:51,693
He glared at us like we'd
asked for both his kidneys.
1028
01:19:52,902 --> 01:19:54,068
But we continued writing.
1029
01:19:55,027 --> 01:19:58,068
He continued arranging
the answer sheets.
1030
01:20:06,569 --> 01:20:07,485
Done, sir.
1031
01:20:08,486 --> 01:20:11,110
You're late.
I can't accept these.
1032
01:20:11,319 --> 01:20:12,193
Sir, please, sir.
1033
01:20:16,736 --> 01:20:18,068
Sir, do you know who we are?
1034
01:20:19,527 --> 01:20:21,360
Prime Ministers son?
Even then...
1035
01:20:21,652 --> 01:20:23,735
I will not accept your paper.
1036
01:20:25,236 --> 01:20:27,235
Do you know
our names and roll numbers?
1037
01:20:28,527 --> 01:20:29,651
No...
1038
01:20:31,486 --> 01:20:32,526
Who are you?
1039
01:20:32,611 --> 01:20:34,610
He doesn't know - Run!
1040
01:20:36,277 --> 01:20:38,568
Hey, what's your roll number?
1041
01:20:39,361 --> 01:20:43,651
Where the hell are their papers?
1042
01:20:48,152 --> 01:20:49,985
O Lord, have mercy.
1043
01:20:50,069 --> 01:20:55,860
Today was Results day.
Time to make a deal with God.
1044
01:20:55,986 --> 01:20:58,485
Just save my Electronics.
I'll offer a coconut.
1045
01:20:58,944 --> 01:21:03,860
Sir Snake, bless my Physics.
I promise a pint of milk per day.
1046
01:21:04,069 --> 01:21:07,485
O Mother Cow,
help me pass... have this grass.
1047
01:21:07,736 --> 01:21:11,068
I vow: No X-rated thoughts
of girls in my class...
1048
01:21:11,361 --> 01:21:12,818
Watch over my results.
1049
01:21:13,027 --> 01:21:16,901
God of Wealth, I'll offer 100/-
every month.
1050
01:21:17,111 --> 01:21:19,735
100/- won't bribe even a traffic cop,
1051
01:21:20,444 --> 01:21:22,276
let alone the Almighty.
1052
01:21:23,486 --> 01:21:25,568
Check from the bottom.
1053
01:21:26,569 --> 01:21:28,693
You are... last.
1054
01:21:30,402 --> 01:21:31,318
And you?
1055
01:21:33,361 --> 01:21:34,818
Second last.
1056
01:21:36,402 --> 01:21:37,485
Rancho?
1057
01:21:41,902 --> 01:21:42,985
Not there.
1058
01:21:44,361 --> 01:21:45,401
My heart sank.
1059
01:21:45,986 --> 01:21:50,401
Not 'cause our ranks tanked,
but 'cause our friend flunked.
1060
01:21:52,861 --> 01:21:56,568
There's a mistake.
It's not possible. It's injustice.
1061
01:22:00,694 --> 01:22:03,610
What's Silencer howling about?
1062
01:22:04,236 --> 01:22:05,193
He got the second rank.
1063
01:22:07,527 --> 01:22:08,568
Who's first?
1064
01:22:09,777 --> 01:22:10,901
Rancho.
1065
01:22:13,777 --> 01:22:14,651
Rancho?
1066
01:22:17,111 --> 01:22:17,943
Move aside.
1067
01:22:22,736 --> 01:22:25,026
We learned a lesson
in Human Behavior:
1068
01:22:25,819 --> 01:22:31,193
Your friend fails, you feel bad.
Your friend tops, you feel worse.
1069
01:22:31,902 --> 01:22:36,318
We were sad.
Two others were sadder.
1070
01:22:37,569 --> 01:22:41,443
Ranchoddas Chanchad.
Front row. Right of the Director.
1071
01:22:42,069 --> 01:22:44,360
Uday Sinha. Second row. Third seat.
1072
01:22:45,277 --> 01:22:48,526
Alok Mittal. Second row. Fifth seat.
1073
01:22:50,319 --> 01:22:52,985
Sahili Rao. Third row...
1074
01:22:53,152 --> 01:22:55,610
Sir, why this seating
according to rank?
1075
01:22:56,777 --> 01:22:58,026
Any problem with that?
1076
01:22:58,152 --> 01:23:02,276
Yes, this grading system is
like a caste system.
1077
01:23:02,736 --> 01:23:05,901
A-graders: Masters
C-graders: Slaves
1078
01:23:06,194 --> 01:23:09,485
- It's not nice, sir.
- You have a better idea?
1079
01:23:10,069 --> 01:23:14,235
Yes. Results should not be
displayed at all.
1080
01:23:14,694 --> 01:23:18,776
Why publicise someone's flaws?
1081
01:23:19,069 --> 01:23:24,110
If your iron count is low,
will the doctor prescribe tonic...
1082
01:23:24,236 --> 01:23:25,693
or air your report on TV?
1083
01:23:26,527 --> 01:23:27,610
You see, sir?
1084
01:23:28,194 --> 01:23:29,985
So basically, what you are saying is...
1085
01:23:30,486 --> 01:23:32,276
I should personally go to
each student's room
1086
01:23:33,319 --> 01:23:34,401
and whisper in his ears...
1087
01:23:35,444 --> 01:23:37,860
'You have come first',
'You're second".
1088
01:23:37,944 --> 01:23:39,526
'Oh, I'm so sorry,
you have failed'.
1089
01:23:42,527 --> 01:23:46,901
No sir, I mean
grades create a divide.
1090
01:23:49,236 --> 01:23:51,193
I've topped, so I'm next to you.
1091
01:23:51,444 --> 01:23:53,860
My pals came last,
they're in the back corner.
1092
01:23:54,027 --> 01:23:55,568
At least they're in the corner.
1093
01:23:55,694 --> 01:23:58,110
More time with you, and
they'll be out of the photo.
1094
01:23:59,236 --> 01:24:01,235
They will neither pass,
nor get a job.
1095
01:24:02,027 --> 01:24:05,901
They'll get jobs, sir.
There must be some firm that...
1096
01:24:06,361 --> 01:24:08,193
prefers humans to machines.
1097
01:24:10,069 --> 01:24:11,901
They'll get jobs. I guarantee.
1098
01:24:13,902 --> 01:24:16,235
You guarantee it!
1099
01:24:16,444 --> 01:24:17,985
Bet, sir?
1100
01:24:21,361 --> 01:24:22,693
- Govind.
- Yes, sir?
1101
01:24:26,861 --> 01:24:30,151
Even if one of them gets
a job in campus interviews...
1102
01:24:31,361 --> 01:24:32,568
shave off my moustache.
1103
01:24:34,402 --> 01:24:36,193
Sir!
1104
01:24:36,486 --> 01:24:39,526
- Happy?
- Smile, please.
1105
01:24:40,819 --> 01:24:41,776
Happy, sir.
1106
01:24:46,152 --> 01:24:49,735
Jackass!
Honking to hide your tooting.
1107
01:24:50,277 --> 01:24:52,985
Septic tank! Popping pills again?
1108
01:24:53,236 --> 01:24:55,901
I didn't do it... Raju?
1109
01:24:56,111 --> 01:24:57,735
This is a familiar stink.
1110
01:24:57,819 --> 01:25:00,860
He's the sole cause for global warming.
1111
01:25:26,111 --> 01:25:28,735
Toss me your wallet - I'll buy pants.
1112
01:25:29,319 --> 01:25:33,485
- Take Chatur's suit instead.
- Don't touch my suit.
1113
01:25:34,652 --> 01:25:36,443
Rancho'll recognize you
even in underwear.
1114
01:25:36,611 --> 01:25:40,610
- Where's this?
- If I could read, would I sell peanuts?
1115
01:25:40,819 --> 01:25:43,401
- He can't read.
- But he can speak.
1116
01:25:43,611 --> 01:25:47,610
Wait. Do you know a
Ranchoddas Chanchad?
1117
01:25:47,819 --> 01:25:49,568
Yes, he lives there.
1118
01:25:50,236 --> 01:25:55,568
♪ Free as the wind was he ♪
1119
01:25:57,569 --> 01:26:02,985
♪ Like a soaring kite was he ♪
1120
01:26:04,652 --> 01:26:06,943
♪ Where did he go... ♪
1121
01:26:07,152 --> 01:26:09,401
♪ let's find him ♪
1122
01:26:09,527 --> 01:26:12,193
- Chatur, your pills.
- Thanks. Where were they?
1123
01:26:12,236 --> 01:26:14,776
- In the pocket.
- Hey, my pants!
1124
01:26:14,902 --> 01:26:16,901
Karl Marx says to share all resources.
1125
01:26:18,486 --> 01:26:20,443
Hey, you'll give people ideas.
1126
01:26:21,986 --> 01:26:23,026
I want it now!
1127
01:26:38,277 --> 01:26:39,401
What happened?
1128
01:26:41,527 --> 01:26:42,735
Rancho's father.
1129
01:26:46,236 --> 01:26:48,985
Excuse me, where is Ranchoddas?
1130
01:26:49,819 --> 01:26:52,235
- There he is.
- Thank you.
1131
01:27:15,402 --> 01:27:18,568
- Rancho...
- Yes?
1132
01:27:19,152 --> 01:27:22,860
Sorry. We're looking for Ranchoddas.
1133
01:27:23,861 --> 01:27:25,193
I am Ranchoddas.
1134
01:27:25,777 --> 01:27:29,693
No, I mean...
'Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad'.
1135
01:27:31,111 --> 01:27:33,693
Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad.
That's me.
1136
01:27:39,152 --> 01:27:41,443
Ranchoddas, take care, son.
1137
01:28:00,736 --> 01:28:02,860
'Ranchoddas Chanchad'
1138
01:28:10,027 --> 01:28:11,068
Raju
1139
01:28:36,319 --> 01:28:39,943
I'll be in the Guinness Book for
driving Delhi-Shimla in underwear.
1140
01:28:40,069 --> 01:28:41,193
That too, for the wrong guy!
1141
01:28:41,694 --> 01:28:45,651
Same name, same degree,
same photo, but a different guy.
1142
01:28:46,236 --> 01:28:47,693
What's going on?
1143
01:28:48,402 --> 01:28:51,068
How did Silencer get
Rancho's address?
1144
01:28:52,236 --> 01:28:53,110
Good point!
1145
01:28:54,527 --> 01:28:55,943
Hey Chatur, come here.
1146
01:29:02,236 --> 01:29:05,735
How dare you open this?
I got this from San Francisco.
1147
01:29:05,777 --> 01:29:07,318
Handmade biscuits.
1148
01:29:09,152 --> 01:29:11,401
Specially for Mr. Phunsukh Wangdu.
1149
01:29:11,652 --> 01:29:13,818
Phunsukh Bangdu?
Who's that?
1150
01:29:13,902 --> 01:29:18,526
Not Bangdu. Wangdu. 'W'.
Phunsukh Wangdu.
1151
01:29:18,611 --> 01:29:21,443
Do you know who that is?
He's a great scientist.
1152
01:29:21,527 --> 01:29:24,235
400 patents.
The world wants him.
1153
01:29:25,277 --> 01:29:28,735
Took me a year to get an appointment.
1154
01:29:29,486 --> 01:29:34,943
Once he signs the deal with
my company, I'll be huge!
1155
01:29:35,027 --> 01:29:39,193
Forget Wangdu.
How'd you get Rancho's address?
1156
01:29:39,319 --> 01:29:41,276
You should be thanking
Phunsukh Wangdu.
1157
01:29:41,652 --> 01:29:45,235
He led me to Rancho, see this.
1158
01:29:47,402 --> 01:29:51,860
My secretary was here to fix
an appointment with Wangdu.
1159
01:29:51,944 --> 01:29:56,276
She didn't get the appointment.
But I found Rancho.
1160
01:29:56,402 --> 01:30:02,026
I checked the Shimla directory
and found Rancho's name.
1161
01:30:02,069 --> 01:30:03,735
What happened to his face?
1162
01:30:04,111 --> 01:30:06,443
Plastic surgery in honor of your visit?
1163
01:30:10,819 --> 01:30:12,651
Only one man has the answer.
1164
01:30:13,236 --> 01:30:17,901
Sorry Papa,
I couldn't fulfill your last wish.
1165
01:30:19,361 --> 01:30:23,151
You kept asking me
to take you on pilgrimage.
1166
01:30:24,069 --> 01:30:26,568
But I waited
for the highway tender.
1167
01:30:28,069 --> 01:30:32,526
There the tender opened,
here you closed your eyes.
1168
01:30:36,611 --> 01:30:41,110
I am so sorry, Papa.
I could not be a good son...
1169
01:30:41,277 --> 01:30:42,610
Wrong.
1170
01:30:43,069 --> 01:30:45,901
You're an engineer.
Your degree's on the wall!
1171
01:30:46,194 --> 01:30:47,485
You were a very good son.
1172
01:30:50,111 --> 01:30:54,860
How dare you barge in?
I'll have you arrested.
1173
01:30:55,027 --> 01:30:58,235
No, you'll be arrested.
We've made enquiries.
1174
01:30:58,527 --> 01:31:01,610
You use the degree
to clinch contracts.
1175
01:31:02,069 --> 01:31:05,318
It's our friend's degree.
How did you get it?
1176
01:31:20,902 --> 01:31:22,318
This is a 150 acre estate.
1177
01:31:22,736 --> 01:31:25,943
If I shoot and bury you,
no one would even notice.
1178
01:31:26,277 --> 01:31:27,193
Get the point?
1179
01:31:28,527 --> 01:31:29,401
Now get lost!
1180
01:31:34,986 --> 01:31:39,276
I'm taking Papa's ashes to the
sacred river. Can take yours too.
1181
01:31:46,736 --> 01:31:48,318
Grab Papa!
1182
01:31:51,236 --> 01:31:52,360
Here, here.
1183
01:31:56,486 --> 01:31:57,526
Let go of Papa!
1184
01:32:00,444 --> 01:32:03,276
Tell the truth or Papa is flushed!
1185
01:32:03,402 --> 01:32:06,318
- Hand over Papa!
- Papa goes to the sacred sewer.
1186
01:32:07,027 --> 01:32:10,360
- Get Papa out of the potty.
- You pull trigger, I pull flush.
1187
01:32:10,486 --> 01:32:11,818
I'll count to three.
1188
01:32:11,861 --> 01:32:15,610
Wanna shoot us?
Raju, scatter the ashes.
1189
01:32:18,277 --> 01:32:19,276
One.
1190
01:32:19,444 --> 01:32:24,193
Take us down,
and Papa's down the drain.
1191
01:32:25,444 --> 01:32:26,360
Two.
1192
01:32:26,444 --> 01:32:28,901
Then grope for him in the gutter.
1193
01:32:29,027 --> 01:32:29,901
What is it, Raju?
1194
01:32:31,319 --> 01:32:33,818
We've got the wrong urn.
It's empty!
1195
01:32:34,694 --> 01:32:35,610
Empty?
1196
01:32:36,986 --> 01:32:40,443
Empty - we'll empty it out!
1197
01:32:40,569 --> 01:32:41,443
No, no!
1198
01:32:41,527 --> 01:32:44,401
We'll empty it out!
1199
01:32:44,486 --> 01:32:46,943
No... hands up!
1200
01:32:49,236 --> 01:32:52,276
Who are you?
1201
01:32:52,444 --> 01:32:53,568
I am Rancho.
1202
01:32:54,861 --> 01:32:57,318
I swear on Papa, it's true.
1203
01:32:57,527 --> 01:32:59,318
I am Rancho!
That was Chhote.
1204
01:33:00,444 --> 01:33:01,276
Chhote?
1205
01:33:02,652 --> 01:33:07,651
He was our gardener's son, Chhote.
1206
01:33:09,611 --> 01:33:12,443
He stayed on with us
after he was orphaned.
1207
01:33:14,652 --> 01:33:22,485
Did odd jobs around the house,
ran errands.
1208
01:33:23,902 --> 01:33:25,193
He had a passion for learning.
1209
01:33:28,444 --> 01:33:31,110
He'd wear my old uniform
and slip into school.
1210
01:33:33,111 --> 01:33:36,068
And attend any class he liked.
It suited me.
1211
01:33:37,027 --> 01:33:43,110
I made him do my homework,
take my exams.
1212
01:33:43,611 --> 01:33:46,651
It was going well, till
one day...
1213
01:33:47,069 --> 01:33:51,651
Our teacher saw a sixth grader
doing tenth grade math.
1214
01:33:51,694 --> 01:33:53,235
Which grade are you in, son?
1215
01:33:54,444 --> 01:33:55,651
What's your name?
1216
01:33:56,611 --> 01:33:57,568
We got caught.
1217
01:33:58,736 --> 01:34:00,110
Papa was a powerful man, so...
1218
01:34:00,236 --> 01:34:03,735
our teacher alerted him
before going to the Principal.
1219
01:34:04,236 --> 01:34:08,193
You started it, you will finish it.
1220
01:34:10,902 --> 01:34:13,693
People pretend to show me respect...
1221
01:34:14,402 --> 01:34:16,610
But behind my back...
1222
01:34:17,569 --> 01:34:19,193
mock me as an illiterate.
1223
01:34:20,194 --> 01:34:22,235
I won't let that happen to my son.
1224
01:34:23,319 --> 01:34:27,651
This boy wants to study.
I want just a degree.
1225
01:34:28,194 --> 01:34:30,151
Let the game go on.
1226
01:34:31,152 --> 01:34:32,776
Make this kid an engineer,
1227
01:34:34,027 --> 01:34:39,401
and I'll have a degree
in my son's name on that wall.
1228
01:34:39,736 --> 01:34:43,735
I went to London for four years,
he went to college as me.
1229
01:34:45,402 --> 01:34:51,568
He'd promised to cut contact with all
after getting the degree.
1230
01:34:53,694 --> 01:35:01,943
But he always said:
'Two idiots will come looking for me'
1231
01:35:06,902 --> 01:35:08,568
He really misses you both.
1232
01:35:10,986 --> 01:35:14,943
I'll give you his address,
go to him.
1233
01:35:18,277 --> 01:35:21,776
But please keep my secret.
1234
01:35:23,652 --> 01:35:24,818
What secret?
1235
01:35:38,152 --> 01:35:41,651
You got the wrong urn, sir.
Papa is in here.
1236
01:35:43,861 --> 01:35:46,443
What the hell's going on?
Who was that gun guy?
1237
01:35:46,486 --> 01:35:50,026
Complicated story.
Without subtitles. Not for you.
1238
01:35:50,069 --> 01:35:52,360
- Ignore it.
- Where're we going?
1239
01:35:53,694 --> 01:35:54,610
Ladakh.
1240
01:35:54,652 --> 01:35:56,026
Ladakh! Why?
1241
01:35:56,736 --> 01:35:57,693
To meet Rancho.
1242
01:35:57,861 --> 01:36:00,860
What's he doing in Ladakh?
1243
01:36:00,902 --> 01:36:04,485
No clue. We have
the address of a school.
1244
01:36:04,736 --> 01:36:07,818
School teacher!
1245
01:36:08,694 --> 01:36:12,110
I'm Vice President of
Rockledge Corporation, and he...
1246
01:36:12,527 --> 01:36:14,818
A for Apple, B for Ball...
1247
01:36:14,986 --> 01:36:16,193
D for Donkey.
1248
01:36:16,902 --> 01:36:21,860
Next week I sign a huge deal
with Phunsukh Wangdu.
1249
01:36:22,027 --> 01:36:25,068
And he... A for Apple, B for Ball...
1250
01:36:28,777 --> 01:36:31,193
Today my respect
for that idiot shot up.
1251
01:36:32,111 --> 01:36:34,443
Most of us went to college
just for a degree.
1252
01:36:35,027 --> 01:36:39,235
No degree meant
no plum job, no pretty wife...
1253
01:36:39,527 --> 01:36:42,110
no credit card, no social status.
1254
01:36:42,777 --> 01:36:44,610
None of this mattered to him.
1255
01:36:44,736 --> 01:36:46,568
He was in college
for the joy of learning.
1256
01:36:47,069 --> 01:36:50,360
He never cared
if he was first or last.
1257
01:36:50,944 --> 01:36:53,276
Who was the first man
on the Moon?
1258
01:36:53,527 --> 01:36:54,776
Neil Armstrong, sir.
1259
01:36:54,819 --> 01:36:56,985
Obviously, it is Neil Armstrong.
We all know it.
1260
01:36:57,152 --> 01:36:58,401
Who was the second?
1261
01:36:58,902 --> 01:37:00,526
Don't waste your time.
It's not important.
1262
01:37:00,986 --> 01:37:03,485
Nobody remembers the man
who ever came second.
1263
01:37:04,611 --> 01:37:10,068
Soon, 26 companies
will be here with job offers.
1264
01:37:10,527 --> 01:37:16,193
You'll have a job
even before your final exam.
1265
01:37:16,944 --> 01:37:18,818
This is your last lap, my friends.
1266
01:37:19,152 --> 01:37:21,360
Put the pedal to the metal.
Step on the gas.
1267
01:37:21,444 --> 01:37:23,443
Go out there and make history!
1268
01:37:26,861 --> 01:37:28,110
Any questions?
1269
01:37:30,611 --> 01:37:31,526
Yes?
1270
01:37:32,861 --> 01:37:36,485
Sir, suppose a student gets a job...
1271
01:37:36,861 --> 01:37:44,151
but narrowly fails the final exam,
will he still have the job?
1272
01:37:44,652 --> 01:37:45,985
Very good question.
1273
01:37:49,236 --> 01:37:51,610
Anyone else
with the same question?
1274
01:37:53,527 --> 01:37:54,860
As expected.
1275
01:37:57,194 --> 01:38:00,318
Please come on stage.
Give them a big hand.
1276
01:38:11,486 --> 01:38:13,776
For the last four years...
1277
01:38:13,819 --> 01:38:16,776
they've been our most
consistent students.
1278
01:38:16,902 --> 01:38:20,235
Consistently last in every exam.
1279
01:38:21,069 --> 01:38:22,443
Come my geniuses, come.
1280
01:38:23,902 --> 01:38:29,526
Their brains will fetch
a handsome price.
1281
01:38:30,236 --> 01:38:33,276
'Cause they're completely unused.
1282
01:38:35,777 --> 01:38:37,026
And to answer their question:
1283
01:38:37,402 --> 01:38:40,735
The exam won't affect their jobs.
1284
01:38:41,527 --> 01:38:45,068
Because no company
will hire them anyway!
1285
01:38:45,902 --> 01:38:48,943
They're so unique, their
names will be writ in gold -
1286
01:38:49,236 --> 01:38:52,151
'Farhanitrate' and 'Prerajulization'
1287
01:38:52,236 --> 01:38:53,735
Give them a big hand,
please, everybody.
1288
01:39:02,819 --> 01:39:07,693
He screwed us!
1289
01:39:07,819 --> 01:39:09,776
In front of everyone.
1290
01:39:10,902 --> 01:39:16,026
God, I'll give up meat,
light a 1000 incense sticks.
1291
01:39:16,111 --> 01:39:17,901
Do me just one favor.
1292
01:39:17,986 --> 01:39:20,443
Delete Virus!
1293
01:39:22,069 --> 01:39:24,068
Burn him in hell.
1294
01:39:25,444 --> 01:39:29,276
Fry Virus-nuggets in bubbling oil.
1295
01:39:30,027 --> 01:39:32,901
You think God is a contract killer?
1296
01:39:33,527 --> 01:39:34,818
You shut up!
1297
01:39:35,527 --> 01:39:38,443
You're in the center
of the photo every year.
1298
01:39:38,486 --> 01:39:40,443
We're rotting in the corner.
1299
01:39:41,486 --> 01:39:44,526
This year we may fall
out of the photo altogether.
1300
01:39:46,986 --> 01:39:48,818
- Know why I come first?
- Why?
1301
01:39:49,236 --> 01:39:50,943
Because I love machines.
1302
01:39:51,736 --> 01:39:53,568
Engineering is my passion.
1303
01:39:54,611 --> 01:39:55,860
Know your passion?
1304
01:39:58,694 --> 01:40:00,401
- That's my bag.
- Be quiet.
1305
01:40:01,361 --> 01:40:02,693
What're you up to?
1306
01:40:05,111 --> 01:40:07,276
This... is your passion.
1307
01:40:08,527 --> 01:40:09,943
Go post this letter.
1308
01:40:10,319 --> 01:40:11,651
What letter?
1309
01:40:14,361 --> 01:40:18,651
5 years ago he wrote this for
his favorite wildlife photographer
1310
01:40:19,402 --> 01:40:22,193
- Andre...
- Istvan.
1311
01:40:23,152 --> 01:40:26,776
He wanted to train with him
in Hungary.
1312
01:40:27,694 --> 01:40:31,026
But in fear of his dad, the Fuhrer,
never posted it.
1313
01:40:32,736 --> 01:40:36,318
Quit Engineering, marry Photography.
1314
01:40:37,277 --> 01:40:39,276
Follow your talent.
1315
01:40:42,402 --> 01:40:46,443
If Michael Jackson's dad
forced him to be a boxer...
1316
01:40:47,236 --> 01:40:50,776
and Mohammad Ali's dad
pushed him to be a singer...
1317
01:40:51,486 --> 01:40:52,818
imagine the disaster.
1318
01:40:54,861 --> 01:40:57,401
Do you get it?
1319
01:41:00,944 --> 01:41:04,276
Idiot! Loves Photography,
but is marrying machines.
1320
01:41:08,902 --> 01:41:10,318
Your Holiness Guru Ranchoddas!
1321
01:41:11,611 --> 01:41:15,776
Engineering is
my wife and mistress both.
1322
01:41:17,194 --> 01:41:19,735
- But I still fail. Why?
- Explain.
1323
01:41:20,861 --> 01:41:23,235
'Cause you're a coward,
scared of the future.
1324
01:41:24,944 --> 01:41:29,443
Look at this -
more holy rings than fingers.
1325
01:41:29,986 --> 01:41:33,193
One ring per fear -
exam, sis's dowry, job.
1326
01:41:34,652 --> 01:41:38,443
With such fear of tomorrow,
how'll you live today?
1327
01:41:39,277 --> 01:41:40,943
How'll you focus on studies?
1328
01:41:42,277 --> 01:41:45,401
Strange buddies! One lives
in fear, the other in pretense.
1329
01:41:46,361 --> 01:41:51,735
You live in both - fear and pretense.
1330
01:41:51,944 --> 01:41:58,026
You're scared to tell Pia you
love her... so you pretend you don't.
1331
01:42:00,527 --> 01:42:02,610
What rubbish!
1332
01:42:03,236 --> 01:42:07,318
Easy to offer free advice,
tough to follow it.
1333
01:42:07,402 --> 01:42:10,651
Have the guts? Go confess to Pia.
1334
01:42:11,111 --> 01:42:14,985
- There's no connection!
- Deep connection, Your Holiness.
1335
01:42:15,069 --> 01:42:20,568
Listen, if you confess to Pia...
1336
01:42:20,986 --> 01:42:25,443
I'll tell Dad - No Engineering,
I'm marrying Photography
1337
01:42:26,611 --> 01:42:30,276
And I'll dump my rings
before the job interview.
1338
01:42:30,694 --> 01:42:31,776
Deal?
1339
01:42:33,861 --> 01:42:35,651
Have the guts?
1340
01:42:35,777 --> 01:42:38,068
His Holiness is speechless.
1341
01:42:44,111 --> 01:42:44,985
Let's go.
1342
01:42:50,027 --> 01:42:51,360
- Follow me.
- Where?
1343
01:42:56,986 --> 01:42:58,526
Let's go.
1344
01:42:58,944 --> 01:43:02,068
Hey Virus! I'm anti-Virus.
1345
01:43:02,152 --> 01:43:03,651
Hope no dog here.
1346
01:43:03,777 --> 01:43:06,193
Cowards! Let's go.
1347
01:43:06,319 --> 01:43:10,026
If any danger,
I'll give the Virus alert.
1348
01:43:22,277 --> 01:43:23,860
Beware - Virus inside.
1349
01:43:44,444 --> 01:43:45,651
Need background score?
1350
01:43:45,861 --> 01:43:46,860
- Pia.
- Who's it?
1351
01:43:49,611 --> 01:43:53,318
Don't yell! It's me, Rancho.
1352
01:43:55,236 --> 01:43:58,651
Just listen for a moment,
then I'm gone.
1353
01:43:58,944 --> 01:44:01,360
Say not a word...
1354
01:44:01,694 --> 01:44:02,693
- Pia...
- Yes?
1355
01:44:04,819 --> 01:44:08,151
Those 22 minutes with you
on the scooter
1356
01:44:08,986 --> 01:44:13,568
were the most enchanting
22 minutes of my life.
1357
01:44:17,986 --> 01:44:23,401
I could spend an eternity
with you on the scooter.
1358
01:44:23,527 --> 01:44:24,401
Wow!
1359
01:44:25,652 --> 01:44:28,776
... and time stands still.
1360
01:44:29,819 --> 01:44:37,276
Every night you ride into my dreams
on your scooter, dressed as a bride.
1361
01:44:40,236 --> 01:44:42,568
Instead of a veil,
you lift your helmet...
1362
01:44:46,027 --> 01:44:48,985
and come close to kiss me.
1363
01:44:52,069 --> 01:44:54,360
But that kiss doesn't happen.
1364
01:44:55,194 --> 01:44:56,110
Why?
1365
01:44:56,444 --> 01:44:59,610
Because the noses collide,
and I wake up.
1366
01:45:00,694 --> 01:45:02,360
The noses never collide, stupid!
1367
01:45:07,486 --> 01:45:10,568
I'm sorry,
I thought you were Pia.
1368
01:45:11,152 --> 01:45:12,110
I wish I was.
1369
01:45:12,402 --> 01:45:14,193
Sis, why did you interrupt?
1370
01:45:14,652 --> 01:45:16,485
It took him four years to say this.
1371
01:45:16,694 --> 01:45:19,735
Pia, kiss him.
Show that noses don't collide.
1372
01:45:19,819 --> 01:45:23,068
You have my permission,
kiss him... He's so cute!
1373
01:45:23,611 --> 01:45:25,276
- Who's this?
- My sister.
1374
01:45:26,277 --> 01:45:27,318
Who're you?
1375
01:45:36,986 --> 01:45:40,735
When you were talking,
he kicked. First time!
1376
01:45:40,777 --> 01:45:44,610
He? How do you know
it's a 'he' or 'she'?
1377
01:45:44,902 --> 01:45:48,943
Papa asked the astrologer If we'd
get an engineer or a doctor.
1378
01:45:49,902 --> 01:45:50,818
Meaning?
1379
01:45:50,986 --> 01:45:53,860
Boy becomes an engineer,
girl a doctor.
1380
01:45:54,652 --> 01:46:00,151
Champ, better stay inside.
Out here's a circus.
1381
01:46:01,236 --> 01:46:04,985
Your grandpa is the ringmaster.
He'll crack his whip -
1382
01:46:05,111 --> 01:46:10,526
'Run! Life is a race.
Be an engineer.
1383
01:46:11,361 --> 01:46:16,610
But you follow your heart.
If grandpa scares you...
1384
01:46:17,402 --> 01:46:20,776
put your hand on your heart
and say, 'All is well'
1385
01:46:21,652 --> 01:46:22,485
He kicked.
1386
01:46:24,444 --> 01:46:25,526
Say it again.
1387
01:46:26,736 --> 01:46:28,360
All is well.
1388
01:46:29,236 --> 01:46:30,943
Kicked again.
1389
01:46:32,569 --> 01:46:35,568
- Once more.
- All is well.
1390
01:46:40,069 --> 01:46:44,235
All is well.
1391
01:46:44,777 --> 01:46:45,776
Who is it?
1392
01:46:46,611 --> 01:46:47,610
Go.
1393
01:46:48,277 --> 01:46:53,318
You sent hate-mail to Dad,
here's pee-mail for you.
1394
01:46:53,402 --> 01:46:57,860
Enjoy the pee-mail, happy reading!
1395
01:47:04,319 --> 01:47:07,068
- Who is it?
- Your future son-in-law.
1396
01:47:07,319 --> 01:47:08,818
And the wedding party.
1397
01:47:09,652 --> 01:47:10,735
Rastogi!
1398
01:47:13,152 --> 01:47:14,985
Security, that way.
1399
01:47:44,569 --> 01:47:48,318
So you all have already learned
about the simple pendulum.
1400
01:47:49,027 --> 01:47:52,943
Now let's get down to the advanced
study about compound pendulum.
1401
01:47:54,361 --> 01:47:58,360
It's an irregular object
oscillating about its own axis.
1402
01:47:58,777 --> 01:47:59,860
Let me demonstrate to you
1403
01:48:00,444 --> 01:48:02,401
- What's this?
- Pencil.
1404
01:48:02,694 --> 01:48:04,151
- What's inside?
- Lead.
1405
01:48:04,194 --> 01:48:06,360
Good. Lead is the axis to this pencil.
1406
01:48:06,861 --> 01:48:09,860
Even you can be a compound
pendulum, if you oscillate about...
1407
01:48:17,486 --> 01:48:20,110
- Where is Raju Rastogi?
- Present, sir.
1408
01:48:27,569 --> 01:48:29,485
Hi. Everybody is here.
1409
01:48:31,152 --> 01:48:32,235
Good morning, sir.
1410
01:48:33,152 --> 01:48:34,360
Where were you last night?
1411
01:48:34,902 --> 01:48:37,985
- Studying all night, sir.
- Studying?
1412
01:48:38,152 --> 01:48:39,110
Really?
1413
01:48:39,236 --> 01:48:42,235
Hasn't slept two nights,
that's why he looks scruffy.
1414
01:48:42,319 --> 01:48:43,235
Not slept?
1415
01:48:43,402 --> 01:48:44,443
What did you study?
1416
01:48:45,527 --> 01:48:49,568
Induction motor, sir.
The whole chapter.
1417
01:48:49,861 --> 01:48:50,776
Whole chapter?
1418
01:48:50,986 --> 01:48:53,026
In that case, Mr. Raju Rastogi...
1419
01:48:53,111 --> 01:48:54,026
Yessir!
1420
01:48:54,152 --> 01:48:56,818
Can you tell us how an
induction motor starts?
1421
01:49:04,902 --> 01:49:05,818
Stop it!
1422
01:49:13,486 --> 01:49:15,776
Sir, rum.
1423
01:49:17,652 --> 01:49:18,693
Mr. Rastogi!
1424
01:49:19,152 --> 01:49:21,526
Let's have a cup of tea
in my office.
1425
01:49:27,611 --> 01:49:28,568
Sir?
1426
01:49:29,736 --> 01:49:30,651
Close the door.
1427
01:49:35,902 --> 01:49:36,985
Can you type?
1428
01:49:38,277 --> 01:49:39,151
Yes, sir.
1429
01:49:39,361 --> 01:49:40,818
Will you type a letter for me?
1430
01:49:42,902 --> 01:49:43,985
Definitely, sir.
1431
01:49:44,277 --> 01:49:45,235
Come, sit.
1432
01:49:45,986 --> 01:49:47,026
Sir, I'm sorry sir...
1433
01:49:49,402 --> 01:49:50,360
Please type.
1434
01:49:52,027 --> 01:49:52,860
Dear Sir...
1435
01:49:53,819 --> 01:49:57,235
It is my painful duty to inform you...
1436
01:49:58,527 --> 01:50:01,235
that your son is rusticated...
1437
01:50:01,986 --> 01:50:04,568
No, sorry, delete that.
Go back.
1438
01:50:05,277 --> 01:50:09,360
Your son, Mr. Raju Rastogi...
1439
01:50:10,444 --> 01:50:14,610
is rusticated from the
Imperial College of Engineering.
1440
01:50:15,194 --> 01:50:16,610
Come on, type.
1441
01:50:24,069 --> 01:50:25,776
It'll kill my dad, sir.
1442
01:50:25,944 --> 01:50:27,735
- Please type.
- Sir, please sir.
1443
01:50:28,194 --> 01:50:32,151
My decision is final and irrevocable.
1444
01:50:34,194 --> 01:50:39,360
He lives just to see me
become an engineer.
1445
01:50:39,402 --> 01:50:43,693
Should've thought of that
before peeing on my door.
1446
01:50:43,819 --> 01:50:48,276
Sir, give me one chance... please.
1447
01:50:53,861 --> 01:50:57,276
Ok, remove your name
from the letter...
1448
01:50:58,611 --> 01:51:00,776
and put in Rancho's.
1449
01:51:02,194 --> 01:51:04,401
I know he was with you
last night.
1450
01:51:05,236 --> 01:51:09,318
Be my witness and
I'll spare you.
1451
01:51:12,861 --> 01:51:16,901
You have 71/2 minutes to think.
1452
01:52:03,986 --> 01:52:08,943
♪ We won't let go of you ♪
1453
01:52:10,402 --> 01:52:15,860
♪ We're not done yet... no way ♪
1454
01:52:17,986 --> 01:52:21,193
♪ The heavens may beckon you ♪
1455
01:52:21,277 --> 01:52:24,485
♪ But we'll take up arms against God ♪
1456
01:52:24,527 --> 01:52:30,610
♪ And it's not a fight we intend to lose ♪
1457
01:52:31,152 --> 01:52:34,276
♪ You may try your best to escape ♪
1458
01:52:34,402 --> 01:52:37,610
♪ Try with all your might ♪
1459
01:52:37,777 --> 01:52:44,401
♪ But there is no way
we are letting go of you ♪
1460
01:52:44,986 --> 01:52:51,068
1461
01:52:51,527 --> 01:52:57,818
1462
01:52:59,652 --> 01:53:02,401
Rancho, watch that monitor.
1463
01:53:02,694 --> 01:53:03,526
Raju.
1464
01:53:05,277 --> 01:53:08,443
His body is paralyzed with shock,
but his mind is alert.
1465
01:53:08,944 --> 01:53:13,276
He can see and hear us.
Please don't cry in front of him.
1466
01:53:15,111 --> 01:53:19,526
Speak to him normally,
motivate him, joke around.
1467
01:53:22,527 --> 01:53:25,193
Good news, Raju.
Your dad's recovered.
1468
01:53:25,402 --> 01:53:26,776
The new medicine worked.
1469
01:53:27,194 --> 01:53:30,026
Is this your family tradition?
1470
01:53:30,819 --> 01:53:33,943
As one male gets up,
the other conks out?
1471
01:53:34,111 --> 01:53:35,860
Come, wake up.
1472
01:53:36,736 --> 01:53:38,151
Your dad wants Pia's scooter.
1473
01:53:38,277 --> 01:53:42,110
Should I give it to him?
Hope he won't dent it.
1474
01:53:48,111 --> 01:53:52,443
Raju, Farhan is live on webcam.
From the hostel.
1475
01:53:54,694 --> 01:53:57,526
Look, Virus has canceled
your suspension order.
1476
01:53:57,861 --> 01:54:00,110
Problem solved... Wake up now.
1477
01:54:00,402 --> 01:54:03,151
Everything's resolved!
You hear that?
1478
01:54:03,527 --> 01:54:06,360
Rise and shine, buddy.
1479
01:54:07,944 --> 01:54:11,151
♪ In this journey of few strides ♪
1480
01:54:11,361 --> 01:54:14,360
♪ On the path called life ♪
1481
01:54:14,527 --> 01:54:20,360
♪ Don't quit...
Just celebrate the ride ♪
1482
01:54:21,152 --> 01:54:24,318
♪ Listen please to those
who love you ♪
1483
01:54:24,444 --> 01:54:27,485
♪ Every dark night is
followed by sunrise ♪
1484
01:54:27,819 --> 01:54:33,068
♪ Don't shut out those
who love you ♪
1485
01:54:33,277 --> 01:54:39,776
1486
01:54:39,902 --> 01:54:46,235
1487
01:54:46,444 --> 01:54:52,860
1488
01:54:52,986 --> 01:55:00,568
1489
01:55:03,902 --> 01:55:07,776
- Look, mom bought a new saree.
- Brand new.
1490
01:55:07,902 --> 01:55:09,526
It cost 2000/-
1491
01:55:10,194 --> 01:55:11,443
Wake up now.
1492
01:55:12,611 --> 01:55:14,735
She bought not one,
but ten sarees.
1493
01:55:15,194 --> 01:55:16,110
Look!
1494
01:55:18,194 --> 01:55:19,318
Hey Raju!
1495
01:55:19,361 --> 01:55:22,401
C'mon tell me... How do I look?
1496
01:55:23,486 --> 01:55:26,568
♪ Remember the letters
mom would write... ♪
1497
01:55:26,694 --> 01:55:29,818
♪ Always blessed you
with eternal life ♪
1498
01:55:29,986 --> 01:55:36,110
♪ Don't die on her... you can't die ♪
1499
01:55:36,486 --> 01:55:39,693
♪ Look at us now, don't turn away ♪
1500
01:55:39,819 --> 01:55:42,943
♪ Smile once to show you care ♪
1501
01:55:43,111 --> 01:55:47,568
♪ Wake up,
don't torment us anymore ♪
1502
01:55:56,444 --> 01:55:59,901
Did you hear about your sis?
1503
01:56:00,819 --> 01:56:03,526
She's getting married.
1504
01:56:04,527 --> 01:56:05,860
Without any dowry.
1505
01:56:06,527 --> 01:56:11,443
The bridegroom wants
nothing at all.
1506
01:56:11,652 --> 01:56:15,151
He just wants Kammo.
1507
01:56:15,777 --> 01:56:19,943
- You know who the bridegroom is?
- Yeah.
1508
01:56:19,986 --> 01:56:20,860
Guess!
1509
01:56:20,902 --> 01:56:22,818
- You know him very well.
- Yes.
1510
01:56:22,986 --> 01:56:24,651
- He loves animals.
- Huh...?
1511
01:56:25,444 --> 01:56:27,485
He's going to be a
wildlife photographer.
1512
01:56:27,569 --> 01:56:29,151
Quiet... Shhhh...
1513
01:56:29,236 --> 01:56:32,401
Didn't get it? It's our Farhan.
1514
01:56:33,361 --> 01:56:37,485
Farhan will never take any dowry.
1515
01:56:38,111 --> 01:56:42,485
Farhan will marry your sister.
1516
01:56:42,902 --> 01:56:47,068
For free! Free! Free!
1517
01:56:48,111 --> 01:56:50,235
Raju!
1518
01:56:57,194 --> 01:57:00,985
One kilo okra, 500 grams cheese
for 'free' would've woken him.
1519
01:57:01,361 --> 01:57:03,110
Why sacrifice me...!
1520
01:57:03,361 --> 01:57:05,360
Well done, buddy.
1521
01:57:06,152 --> 01:57:09,693
So it's all fixed -
Farhan will marry your sister.
1522
01:57:10,777 --> 01:57:11,776
Rancho!
1523
01:57:14,402 --> 01:57:17,568
Rascals... Stop fibbing.
1524
01:57:20,152 --> 01:57:21,193
Lucky escape!
1525
01:57:21,361 --> 01:57:27,776
♪ We won't let go of you. ♪
1526
01:57:27,902 --> 01:57:34,360
1527
01:57:34,527 --> 01:57:40,901
1528
01:57:41,069 --> 01:57:47,068
1529
01:57:47,111 --> 01:57:53,610
1530
01:57:53,736 --> 01:58:02,110
'Okra Rs.12/ kilo'
1531
01:58:04,986 --> 01:58:06,568
You called for a taxi?
1532
01:58:06,611 --> 01:58:08,401
- I did.
- It's waiting.
1533
01:58:08,527 --> 01:58:10,026
Thank you. Why?
1534
01:58:10,444 --> 01:58:11,776
I'm going to the job interview.
1535
01:58:12,027 --> 01:58:13,276
You coming with me?
1536
01:58:13,652 --> 01:58:18,276
No. I'm going for the interview.
You're going home.
1537
01:58:18,402 --> 01:58:19,776
Why would I go home?
1538
01:58:21,277 --> 01:58:24,735
Remember, we promised
this rascal.
1539
01:58:28,069 --> 01:58:30,151
Give me your tie.
1540
01:58:31,694 --> 01:58:32,568
Why?
1541
01:58:32,777 --> 01:58:36,693
I doubt you'll go for the
interview after reading this.
1542
01:58:37,611 --> 01:58:38,526
What's that?
1543
01:58:38,694 --> 01:58:41,568
- A letter...
- For you, from Hungary.
1544
01:58:41,902 --> 01:58:44,526
Some photographer
called Andre Istvan.
1545
01:58:52,444 --> 01:58:54,235
You posted my letter!
1546
01:58:54,402 --> 01:58:56,110
He loved your pictures.
1547
01:58:56,569 --> 01:58:59,235
The guy wants you to assist him...
1548
01:59:00,027 --> 01:59:03,568
in the Brazilian rain forest,
for a year.
1549
01:59:03,944 --> 01:59:05,526
Will pay you, too.
1550
01:59:21,444 --> 01:59:22,735
Dad will never agree.
1551
01:59:25,319 --> 01:59:27,985
Go speak to him...
from your heart.
1552
01:59:29,652 --> 01:59:30,818
For once, dump your fears...
1553
01:59:31,486 --> 01:59:37,526
or someday, on your deathbed,
you'll regret it.
1554
01:59:38,027 --> 01:59:40,610
You'll remember that the letter was
in your hand, taxi at the gate...
1555
01:59:40,736 --> 01:59:44,526
With just a little courage, you
could've turned your life around.
1556
01:59:51,069 --> 01:59:53,026
Do you think he'll like it?
1557
01:59:53,652 --> 01:59:55,985
Why such an expensive gift?
1558
01:59:57,111 --> 01:59:59,568
Our son's getting
his first job today.
1559
02:00:00,861 --> 02:00:04,776
Don't be stingy at
such a proud moment.
1560
02:00:06,694 --> 02:00:07,693
Farhan?
1561
02:00:12,777 --> 02:00:15,068
Don't you have
the job interview today?
1562
02:00:16,861 --> 02:00:17,735
I didn't go.
1563
02:00:20,486 --> 02:00:22,235
I don't want to be
an engineer, Dad.
1564
02:00:26,444 --> 02:00:28,401
What happened?
You had an accident?
1565
02:00:32,027 --> 02:00:37,276
See that building?
I jumped from its third floor.
1566
02:00:40,069 --> 02:00:40,985
Why?
1567
02:00:41,319 --> 02:00:43,651
Because I was rusticated
from college.
1568
02:00:46,569 --> 02:00:47,401
Why?
1569
02:00:47,902 --> 02:00:52,735
Drunk, I urinated
on the Director's door.
1570
02:00:55,027 --> 02:00:58,693
That scoundrel Rancho
is messing with your mind!
1571
02:00:58,819 --> 02:01:02,568
I don't enjoy Engineering.
I'd make a terrible engineer.
1572
02:01:04,694 --> 02:01:09,318
Rancho has a simple belief -
Make your passion your profession.
1573
02:01:09,652 --> 02:01:11,235
Then work will become play.
1574
02:01:11,361 --> 02:01:13,276
What'll you earn in that jungle?
1575
02:01:13,902 --> 02:01:17,568
A small stipend, but I'll learn a lot.
1576
02:01:17,611 --> 02:01:18,818
Five years from now...
1577
02:01:19,527 --> 02:01:24,276
when you see your friends buying
cars and homes, you'll curse yourself.
1578
02:01:24,361 --> 02:01:28,360
Life as an engineer will bring
only frustration. Then I'll curse you.
1579
02:01:30,402 --> 02:01:32,193
I'd rather curse myself, Dad.
1580
02:01:32,319 --> 02:01:33,526
The world will laugh!
1581
02:01:34,777 --> 02:01:36,776
Label you a loser,
for quitting in the final year.
1582
02:01:37,652 --> 02:01:43,360
Mr. Kapoor feels you're fortunate
to be at ICE. What'll he think?
1583
02:01:43,611 --> 02:01:45,776
Mr. Kapoor didn't provide me
with an air-conditioner.
1584
02:01:48,569 --> 02:01:50,860
It wasn't Mr. Kapoor who slept
in discomfort while I slept well.
1585
02:01:53,194 --> 02:01:56,193
He didn't take me around the zoo
on his shoulders.
1586
02:01:59,027 --> 02:02:00,276
You did all that, Dad.
1587
02:02:02,736 --> 02:02:08,193
How you feel, matters to me.
Mr. Kapoor makes no difference.
1588
02:02:09,361 --> 02:02:11,235
I don't even know his first name.
1589
02:02:11,361 --> 02:02:14,276
You think you're the hero
of a melodrama?
1590
02:02:14,444 --> 02:02:17,193
Enough, please... he's upset.
1591
02:02:18,444 --> 02:02:20,901
God forbid, if he did
something crazy like Raju...
1592
02:02:21,111 --> 02:02:22,693
Then the discussion is over.
1593
02:02:22,986 --> 02:02:26,776
Don't say a word or
His Lordship will jump off the roof.
1594
02:02:30,236 --> 02:02:35,235
No, Dad. I'll never attempt suicide.
I promise.
1595
02:02:37,736 --> 02:02:44,735
The Rancho you detest
put this picture in my wallet.
1596
02:02:46,319 --> 02:02:50,151
Told me to see it if a suicidal thought
crossed my mind
1597
02:02:50,277 --> 02:02:53,568
and imagine what'd happen
to your smiles
1598
02:02:53,611 --> 02:02:55,401
when you see my dead body.
1599
02:03:00,694 --> 02:03:04,735
I want to convince you, Dad...
1600
02:03:06,194 --> 02:03:08,651
but not with a suicide threat.
1601
02:03:12,402 --> 02:03:16,235
Dad, what'll happen
if I become a photographer?
1602
02:03:16,527 --> 02:03:17,776
I'll earn less.
1603
02:03:18,694 --> 02:03:20,401
I'll have a smaller house,
a smaller car.
1604
02:03:22,444 --> 02:03:23,985
But I'll be happy.
1605
02:03:25,652 --> 02:03:26,943
I will be really happy.
1606
02:03:28,236 --> 02:03:29,901
Whatever I do for you
will be out of genuine love.
1607
02:03:31,819 --> 02:03:33,568
I've always listened to you.
1608
02:03:33,944 --> 02:03:37,068
For once,
let me listen to my heart.
1609
02:03:39,152 --> 02:03:40,068
Please... Dad.
1610
02:03:46,486 --> 02:03:47,443
Dad...
1611
02:03:48,652 --> 02:03:49,901
Please don't go away...
1612
02:03:56,111 --> 02:03:57,318
Return this.
1613
02:04:00,819 --> 02:04:03,276
Son, what's the cost
of a professional camera?
1614
02:04:04,527 --> 02:04:06,318
Can the laptop be exchanged for it?
1615
02:04:07,777 --> 02:04:09,651
If you need more money, just ask.
1616
02:04:18,444 --> 02:04:20,401
Go live your life, my son.
1617
02:04:23,319 --> 02:04:27,610
Your grades are consistently poor.
Reason?
1618
02:04:28,277 --> 02:04:29,151
Fear.
1619
02:04:30,236 --> 02:04:31,651
I was a good student
since childhood...
1620
02:04:32,402 --> 02:04:34,568
Parents hoped
I'd end their poverty.
1621
02:04:36,486 --> 02:04:37,485
That scared me.
1622
02:04:38,986 --> 02:04:42,485
Here I saw the mad race.
You don't count if you're not first.
1623
02:04:44,194 --> 02:04:45,235
My fear grew.
1624
02:04:46,902 --> 02:04:48,360
Fear is not good for grades, sir.
1625
02:04:48,986 --> 02:04:51,401
I slipped on more
charms and rings.
1626
02:04:52,402 --> 02:04:56,860
Prayed to God for favors.
No... begged for favors.
1627
02:04:59,944 --> 02:05:03,068
16 broken bones gave me
two months to think and reflect.
1628
02:05:03,611 --> 02:05:04,860
Finally, sense dawned.
1629
02:05:06,361 --> 02:05:11,526
Today I didn't beg God for this job,
just thanked him for this life.
1630
02:05:13,986 --> 02:05:17,985
If you reject me, no regrets.
1631
02:05:18,319 --> 02:05:22,443
I'll still do something
worthwhile with my life.
1632
02:05:22,986 --> 02:05:28,193
Such frank behavior
is not good for our firm.
1633
02:05:28,777 --> 02:05:33,068
We need someone diplomatic
to handle clients.
1634
02:05:33,152 --> 02:05:35,526
You're too straightforward.
1635
02:05:37,402 --> 02:05:38,235
But...
1636
02:05:39,402 --> 02:05:45,860
if you assure us
you'll control this attitude,
1637
02:05:45,986 --> 02:05:48,985
we may consider you.
1638
02:05:52,319 --> 02:05:55,485
It took two broken legs
to get me up on my feet.
1639
02:05:57,361 --> 02:05:59,193
Wasn't easy to get this attitude.
1640
02:05:59,902 --> 02:06:00,776
Can't change it, sir.
1641
02:06:04,444 --> 02:06:09,693
You keep your job...
I'll keep my attitude.
1642
02:06:09,819 --> 02:06:11,193
I'm sorry, no offense, sir.
1643
02:06:15,569 --> 02:06:16,443
Wait.
1644
02:06:18,402 --> 02:06:22,401
I've interviewed countless
candidates for 25 years.
1645
02:06:22,819 --> 02:06:25,693
Everyone turns into
a yes-man to get the job.
1646
02:06:25,861 --> 02:06:27,235
Where did you spring from, son?
1647
02:06:29,152 --> 02:06:29,985
Sir?
1648
02:06:30,236 --> 02:06:32,860
Shall we discuss the salary?
1649
02:06:40,402 --> 02:06:41,318
Thank you, sir.
1650
02:07:13,861 --> 02:07:18,068
1651
02:07:19,986 --> 02:07:21,651
Accept this humble offering.
1652
02:07:58,236 --> 02:08:01,693
Govind!
1653
02:08:03,736 --> 02:08:07,235
You had said, 'If he gets a job,
shave it off'.
1654
02:08:14,444 --> 02:08:15,485
What have you done?
1655
02:08:19,069 --> 02:08:22,485
I feel naked without
my moustache.
1656
02:08:24,777 --> 02:08:26,693
I've lost my dignity.
1657
02:08:28,777 --> 02:08:31,235
I won't accept defeat, Rastogi.
1658
02:08:32,527 --> 02:08:36,568
The job isn't yours until you
pass your final exam.
1659
02:08:38,027 --> 02:08:41,985
And this time,
I will set the question paper.
1660
02:08:45,194 --> 02:08:47,776
Dad, that's not fair.
1661
02:08:50,111 --> 02:08:53,651
Everything is fair in
Love and War.
1662
02:08:54,152 --> 02:08:57,485
And this is World War... III
1663
02:08:58,944 --> 02:08:59,985
Rastogi, you're dead meat!
1664
02:09:04,944 --> 02:09:05,860
Hey.
1665
02:09:08,277 --> 02:09:09,193
What're you doing here?
1666
02:09:12,152 --> 02:09:13,026
Be careful.
1667
02:09:18,694 --> 02:09:22,568
- You've been drinking.
- Yup, had to down a couple.
1668
02:09:23,111 --> 02:09:25,318
A couple too many!
1669
02:09:25,402 --> 02:09:27,318
- Needed the guts.
- For what?
1670
02:09:29,069 --> 02:09:30,610
- For stealing this.
- What's this?
1671
02:09:31,694 --> 02:09:35,860
The duplicate key to
Virus's office.
1672
02:09:38,361 --> 02:09:40,693
The question paper's
in a cover with a red seal.
1673
02:09:41,361 --> 02:09:45,360
Dad has set it, to fail Raju.
1674
02:09:45,652 --> 02:09:46,610
Go get it!
1675
02:09:47,652 --> 02:09:50,235
Are you mad or what -
that's cheating!
1676
02:09:54,694 --> 02:09:57,943
Everything's fair in
Love and War.
1677
02:09:59,444 --> 02:10:00,485
Tell me something...
1678
02:10:02,402 --> 02:10:03,610
Do you really feel...
1679
02:10:05,152 --> 02:10:10,693
the noses collide while kissing?
1680
02:10:16,111 --> 02:10:19,860
Wait. Have some dhokla.
1681
02:10:22,319 --> 02:10:24,943
You Gujaratis are so cute.
1682
02:10:25,861 --> 02:10:29,193
But why does your food
sound so dangerous?
1683
02:10:30,277 --> 02:10:35,526
Dhokla, Fafda, Handwa,
Thepla, Khakhra...
1684
02:10:36,652 --> 02:10:38,776
Sound like missiles.
1685
02:10:38,819 --> 02:10:39,693
C'mon.
1686
02:10:39,902 --> 02:10:42,401
'Today Bush dropped
two Dhoklas on Iraq'
1687
02:10:43,027 --> 02:10:45,901
'400 dead, 200 injured'
1688
02:10:46,236 --> 02:10:47,151
C'mon.
1689
02:10:50,611 --> 02:10:51,610
Oh...
1690
02:10:53,111 --> 02:10:57,568
I can deal with Khakhra, Fafda.
But your name...
1691
02:10:58,486 --> 02:11:01,818
'Ranchoddas Shamaldas
Chanchad' - Yuck.
1692
02:11:03,027 --> 02:11:05,610
I won't change my last name
after marriage.
1693
02:11:07,444 --> 02:11:10,443
Pia, we can't get married.
1694
02:11:13,986 --> 02:11:14,901
Why?
1695
02:11:15,736 --> 02:11:17,193
Is there someone else?
1696
02:11:19,694 --> 02:11:20,568
No.
1697
02:11:20,861 --> 02:11:22,610
- Are you gay?
- No.
1698
02:11:24,444 --> 02:11:26,360
Then why don't you
propose to me?
1699
02:11:30,902 --> 02:11:32,360
- Are you impotent?
- No.
1700
02:11:35,027 --> 02:11:36,860
Then prove it.
1701
02:11:37,319 --> 02:11:38,276
Pia, no.
1702
02:11:38,527 --> 02:11:39,985
Stop, stop!
1703
02:11:40,152 --> 02:11:42,526
- What happened?
- We didn't inform Pia.
1704
02:11:42,986 --> 02:11:45,068
Stop here,
my bladders are bursting.
1705
02:11:45,111 --> 02:11:46,985
- Shut up!
- Are you in touch with her?
1706
02:11:47,277 --> 02:11:50,443
- No... I have her home number.
- Then call her, I'll stop.
1707
02:11:56,902 --> 02:11:57,735
Hello.
1708
02:11:57,819 --> 02:12:00,068
No place for urine-expulsion
in this country.
1709
02:12:00,111 --> 02:12:03,526
- Hello, is Pia there?
- No, she's not.
1710
02:12:03,902 --> 02:12:05,693
Is she at the hospital?
1711
02:12:05,819 --> 02:12:07,401
Why would she be there?
1712
02:12:07,611 --> 02:12:09,818
She's getting married today
- in Manali
1713
02:12:17,819 --> 02:12:19,068
Too late! She's married.
1714
02:12:20,486 --> 02:12:23,401
Not yet. It's a six hour drive.
1715
02:12:23,736 --> 02:12:25,818
If we rush, we'll reach
before the vows.
1716
02:12:26,319 --> 02:12:27,193
What do you say?
1717
02:12:29,152 --> 02:12:31,568
It's a no-brainer. Let's turn back.
1718
02:12:31,777 --> 02:12:33,526
No turning back.
1719
02:12:33,986 --> 02:12:36,735
Straight to Ladakh.
We'll meet Rancho and return.
1720
02:12:36,902 --> 02:12:39,485
I have a Friday meeting with
Phunsukh Wangdu.
1721
02:12:39,611 --> 02:12:41,151
Get into the car.
1722
02:12:41,402 --> 02:12:44,568
If I miss my meeting,
the Japanese will get him.
1723
02:12:44,944 --> 02:12:47,360
They're offering him a
first name in the company.
1724
02:12:47,486 --> 02:12:50,485
'Phunsukh and Fujiyashi',
profit sharing...
1725
02:13:23,694 --> 02:13:25,860
- Pia weds Suhas!
- Thanks for the suit.
1726
02:13:28,194 --> 02:13:29,693
Virus will have a heart attack.
1727
02:13:30,777 --> 02:13:33,485
At every daughter's wedding,
we're there to rock the party
1728
02:13:34,902 --> 02:13:38,318
Listen, I'll update Pia,
you peel off the price tag.
1729
02:13:55,111 --> 02:13:57,360
- Farhan.
- We found Rancho.
1730
02:14:05,486 --> 02:14:07,110
- For Room 107?
- Yes, sir.
1731
02:14:07,819 --> 02:14:10,651
- You've taken ages.
- Sorry, sir.
1732
02:14:10,777 --> 02:14:11,651
Off, now.
1733
02:14:20,694 --> 02:14:22,401
- Housekeeping, sir.
- Come in.
1734
02:14:22,944 --> 02:14:25,568
Amore... Amore...
1735
02:14:25,652 --> 02:14:27,026
Quick, iron my coat.
1736
02:14:27,111 --> 02:14:29,985
Amore... Amore...
1737
02:14:30,819 --> 02:14:34,068
We found Rancho!
Now you can't marry this ass.
1738
02:14:34,569 --> 02:14:35,651
You're mad, Farhan.
1739
02:14:36,777 --> 02:14:39,443
Don't fool yourself, Pia.
You still love Rancho.
1740
02:14:39,652 --> 02:14:41,610
You're still eating his favorite food.
1741
02:14:41,902 --> 02:14:44,568
Amore... Amore...
1742
02:14:59,944 --> 02:15:04,151
He's incorrigible.
Once a price tag, always a price tag.
1743
02:15:04,236 --> 02:15:07,110
Shut up, Farhan.
Suhas is a changed man.
1744
02:15:07,652 --> 02:15:09,651
He doesn't speak of
brands and prices anymore.
1745
02:15:09,694 --> 02:15:12,901
My 150,000/ - coat.
1746
02:15:12,986 --> 02:15:15,110
Why do you people eat sauce?
1747
02:15:15,152 --> 02:15:17,651
- I'll sort it out, sir.
- How?
1748
02:15:17,736 --> 02:15:20,318
Our laundry specializes in
cleaning mint-stained suits.
1749
02:15:20,444 --> 02:15:22,443
I'll clean it in a jiffy.
1750
02:15:27,736 --> 02:15:29,068
Get it soon.
1751
02:15:30,027 --> 02:15:32,276
- But it's too late now, Farhan.
- Pia.
1752
02:15:33,152 --> 02:15:35,401
Let's go, Pia, we're late.
1753
02:15:46,819 --> 02:15:50,193
Pia, it's me... Raju.
Don't yell, they'll kill me.
1754
02:15:55,319 --> 02:15:56,235
Where is Suhas?
1755
02:15:56,277 --> 02:15:59,026
Housekeeping took my coat.
1756
02:15:59,486 --> 02:16:01,276
Go... Send Suhas here.
1757
02:16:01,486 --> 02:16:04,693
It's rude to leave the ceremony.
1758
02:16:15,986 --> 02:16:17,651
- Yeah, Farhan?
- The car's ready.
1759
02:16:17,986 --> 02:16:20,610
Grab her hand and run.
Don't move.
1760
02:16:22,111 --> 02:16:23,735
- Sir...
- My coat?
1761
02:16:23,777 --> 02:16:24,943
You're here...
1762
02:16:25,111 --> 02:16:26,735
- So who's at the altar?
- Altar?
1763
02:16:29,027 --> 02:16:31,526
Another couple of rounds,
and we'll be considered married.
1764
02:16:31,694 --> 02:16:33,985
I'm already married, Pia.
Let's go.
1765
02:16:34,444 --> 02:16:37,735
It's too late.
People will laugh at me.
1766
02:16:37,986 --> 02:16:39,776
So you'll commit suicide?
1767
02:16:40,361 --> 02:16:41,276
Rastogi!
1768
02:16:41,361 --> 02:16:43,485
People will gossip briefly,
then forget.
1769
02:16:44,861 --> 02:16:47,860
But you... you'll regret
on your deathbed.
1770
02:16:47,944 --> 02:16:50,735
That the car was at the gate,
Rancho within reach...
1771
02:16:51,069 --> 02:16:54,568
but in fear of people,
you married this ass.
1772
02:16:56,736 --> 02:16:57,693
Housekeeping?
1773
02:17:37,402 --> 02:17:40,443
Pia, minor problem.
1774
02:17:40,736 --> 02:17:41,651
What?
1775
02:17:42,027 --> 02:17:43,651
We don't know if Rancho's married.
1776
02:17:43,736 --> 02:17:44,568
What!
1777
02:17:44,652 --> 02:17:47,318
- He won't be married.
- And if he is?
1778
02:17:48,194 --> 02:17:49,610
Then we'll drop you back.
1779
02:17:50,486 --> 02:17:54,276
Relax! Handmade biscuit?
1780
02:17:58,111 --> 02:17:58,985
What's he doing here?
1781
02:18:00,027 --> 02:18:03,443
- Ignore him.
- The biscuit's very good.
1782
02:18:04,486 --> 02:18:06,360
Till yesterday,
I was a law-abiding citizen.
1783
02:18:06,861 --> 02:18:10,735
But in the last 24 hours,
I'd grounded an aircraft...
1784
02:18:11,527 --> 02:18:13,985
almost assigned Shamaldas's
ashes to the sewers, and...
1785
02:18:14,236 --> 02:18:18,651
made a bride elope from her
own wedding! All for Rancho.
1786
02:18:20,111 --> 02:18:22,235
But he too would do
anything for friends.
1787
02:18:22,486 --> 02:18:25,985
Like stealing the question paper...
from the lion's den.
1788
02:18:26,069 --> 02:18:27,110
Envelope with the red seal.
1789
02:18:28,111 --> 02:18:33,110
He feared that if Raju failed,
there'd be another high jump
1790
02:18:36,277 --> 02:18:41,568
We were principled thieves,
stealing the paper only for Raju.
1791
02:18:41,944 --> 02:18:43,068
We'd sworn we won't even
take a peek.
1792
02:18:45,777 --> 02:18:47,110
Where's it hidden...
1793
02:18:47,277 --> 02:18:50,901
We'll grow old searching!
Ask Pia.
1794
02:18:57,111 --> 02:18:58,276
Pia, your phone.
1795
02:18:59,527 --> 02:19:02,776
Mr. Papa-To-Be!
If you say 'All is well', he kicks.
1796
02:19:02,861 --> 02:19:03,693
He kicked.
1797
02:19:06,152 --> 02:19:07,651
Pia, your phone.
1798
02:19:13,486 --> 02:19:14,735
Found it! Rancho.
1799
02:19:16,194 --> 02:19:17,193
Hello?
1800
02:19:35,611 --> 02:19:37,860
Quick, photocopy this.
1801
02:19:58,944 --> 02:19:59,818
Where was it?
1802
02:20:00,111 --> 02:20:01,110
Put it back.
1803
02:20:24,444 --> 02:20:26,485
- We're safe!
- Where were you?
1804
02:20:31,069 --> 02:20:32,776
- Here.
- What's this?
1805
02:20:33,111 --> 02:20:34,026
A gift.
1806
02:20:35,152 --> 02:20:39,068
Question paper.
Virus set it himself, to fail you.
1807
02:20:46,652 --> 02:20:47,985
Strange buddies!
1808
02:20:49,319 --> 02:20:53,901
First teach you to be upright,
then offer a path to shame.
1809
02:20:55,944 --> 02:20:56,985
No way!
1810
02:20:58,569 --> 02:20:59,943
If I pass,
it'll be on my own steam.
1811
02:21:03,819 --> 02:21:04,985
If I don't, it's still ok.
1812
02:21:22,194 --> 02:21:26,735
He'd won us over!
I felt like embracing him as family...
1813
02:21:27,652 --> 02:21:29,568
but then I controlled my emotions.
1814
02:21:48,652 --> 02:21:51,651
- Damn thief.
- Sir, please, sir.
1815
02:21:51,777 --> 02:21:54,985
- Rascal.
- Sorry sir.
1816
02:21:55,527 --> 02:21:56,818
Wanted to change the system?
1817
02:21:58,527 --> 02:22:03,485
- You'll pee on my door.
- Sir, what're you doing?
1818
02:22:04,986 --> 02:22:05,985
Sorry sir.
1819
02:22:07,444 --> 02:22:09,318
You are rusticated!
1820
02:22:10,111 --> 02:22:13,110
If all of you aren't out by morning,
I'll call the police.
1821
02:22:13,527 --> 02:22:14,860
I will call the police!
1822
02:22:17,361 --> 02:22:18,193
Rascals!
1823
02:22:18,527 --> 02:22:19,860
Rascals, all of you.
1824
02:22:23,861 --> 02:22:26,193
How did he get my office key?
1825
02:22:27,486 --> 02:22:28,901
I gave him the key, Dad.
1826
02:22:30,277 --> 02:22:33,901
I wish I'd given this key to
my brother... He'd be alive today.
1827
02:22:34,069 --> 02:22:34,985
Stop it, Pia.
1828
02:22:36,111 --> 02:22:38,943
You think your son
fell off a train and died?
1829
02:22:39,486 --> 02:22:40,401
Shut up, Pia.
1830
02:22:40,486 --> 02:22:42,776
You decided he'd be an engineer.
1831
02:22:42,944 --> 02:22:45,235
Did you ever ask him
what he wanted to be?
1832
02:22:46,027 --> 02:22:47,610
You put such pressure on him...
1833
02:22:47,986 --> 02:22:50,276
that he chose death
over the entrance exam.
1834
02:22:54,527 --> 02:22:55,401
I don't understand...
1835
02:22:56,194 --> 02:22:58,776
Dad, you go to your room.
1836
02:23:02,652 --> 02:23:05,026
Pia, don't do this.
1837
02:23:07,486 --> 02:23:11,401
He wanted to study Literature,
be a writer.
1838
02:23:13,652 --> 02:23:16,151
But all he wrote was
this suicide note.
1839
02:23:16,194 --> 02:23:17,485
Put that away, please.
1840
02:23:17,652 --> 02:23:19,318
No more cover-ups!
1841
02:23:22,694 --> 02:23:25,943
Just once...
1842
02:23:25,986 --> 02:23:29,693
if you'd said - Don't do Engineering
if you don't want to...
1843
02:23:30,527 --> 02:23:31,943
just do what your heart is in...
1844
02:23:33,402 --> 02:23:35,151
then he'd be alive today.
1845
02:23:43,069 --> 02:23:45,151
He didn't commit suicide.
1846
02:23:45,861 --> 02:23:46,860
You're right, Dad.
1847
02:23:48,402 --> 02:23:49,651
It wasn't suicide...
1848
02:23:52,111 --> 02:23:53,193
It was murder.
1849
02:24:09,111 --> 02:24:11,985
Many city roads are
completely submerged.
1850
02:24:12,027 --> 02:24:14,026
Traffic has come to a standstill.
1851
02:24:27,944 --> 02:24:31,776
Dad...
1852
02:24:32,861 --> 02:24:33,818
Mona?
1853
02:24:37,986 --> 02:24:40,485
Go back, Millimeter.
Why're you following us?
1854
02:24:41,027 --> 02:24:43,318
Why?
Your pop owns the road?
1855
02:24:43,444 --> 02:24:45,151
Please help,
we are desperate here!
1856
02:24:46,111 --> 02:24:47,985
You can't send an ambulance?
1857
02:24:48,986 --> 02:24:50,901
Get it from another hospital.
1858
02:24:51,527 --> 02:24:55,068
The entire city's flooded, sir.
We're helpless.
1859
02:24:58,569 --> 02:24:59,860
Mona, you ok?
1860
02:25:00,402 --> 02:25:01,401
Rancho, Pia.
1861
02:25:03,777 --> 02:25:07,651
Rancho, you can't reach here.
Do as I say.
1862
02:25:07,944 --> 02:25:12,818
The water bag has burst.
1863
02:25:13,819 --> 02:25:16,360
Disconnected! Mona.
1864
02:25:21,569 --> 02:25:22,568
Mona!
1865
02:25:26,944 --> 02:25:28,485
- Turn on the lights.
- Where to?
1866
02:25:28,986 --> 02:25:32,943
- To the table tennis table.
- Pia, we're in the common room.
1867
02:25:36,902 --> 02:25:38,776
Raju, turn on the web camera.
1868
02:25:44,902 --> 02:25:46,068
Where's Mona? Show me.
1869
02:25:47,611 --> 02:25:48,568
Hold on.
1870
02:25:50,777 --> 02:25:51,651
Here, Pia.
1871
02:25:51,944 --> 02:25:54,860
Mona, don't worry. I'm with you.
1872
02:25:54,944 --> 02:25:55,943
Pia, I'm dying!
1873
02:25:56,319 --> 02:25:58,943
Rancho, even when
there were no hospitals or docs...
1874
02:25:59,069 --> 02:26:00,485
babies were delivered.
1875
02:26:01,069 --> 02:26:03,401
You all will deliver this baby.
1876
02:26:06,069 --> 02:26:07,651
All is well.
1877
02:26:07,777 --> 02:26:10,776
How dare you? I'll kill you.
1878
02:26:10,902 --> 02:26:12,943
Dad, stay out of this.
1879
02:26:13,902 --> 02:26:16,068
Farhan, get towels and scissors.
1880
02:26:16,111 --> 02:26:18,610
Millimeter, get clothes clips
and hot water.
1881
02:26:18,861 --> 02:26:20,360
Rancho, cover Mona.
1882
02:26:27,902 --> 02:26:29,443
Mona, try pushing.
1883
02:26:29,861 --> 02:26:33,818
Push with all your might.
1884
02:26:34,069 --> 02:26:36,485
Stop it! I can't do it.
1885
02:26:36,694 --> 02:26:38,526
Rancho, check if there's crowning.
1886
02:26:39,444 --> 02:26:40,318
Crowning...?
1887
02:26:41,652 --> 02:26:42,568
Get that diagram.
1888
02:26:45,486 --> 02:26:48,235
See if the head is coming out.
1889
02:26:50,569 --> 02:26:51,901
Check quickly.
1890
02:26:52,694 --> 02:26:53,610
Go!
1891
02:26:54,277 --> 02:26:56,776
Go, Rancho, go.
1892
02:27:04,027 --> 02:27:06,151
No crowning.
1893
02:27:06,236 --> 02:27:08,110
Mona, please push.
1894
02:27:10,777 --> 02:27:11,651
Mona!
1895
02:27:14,652 --> 02:27:15,818
She's tired, Pia.
1896
02:27:16,236 --> 02:27:19,943
Wake her! If she won't push,
it's a big problem.
1897
02:27:20,277 --> 02:27:24,068
- They need a vacuum cup.
- Where will they get one?
1898
02:27:24,236 --> 02:27:27,110
What's a vacuum cup?
How is it used?
1899
02:27:27,361 --> 02:27:28,235
I'll show you.
1900
02:27:31,486 --> 02:27:35,818
If the mother's too fatigued to push,
a cup is placed on baby's head.
1901
02:27:36,111 --> 02:27:39,901
Suction makes the cup
stick to the head...
1902
02:27:40,611 --> 02:27:42,485
and the baby is pulled out.
1903
02:27:42,944 --> 02:27:45,151
- I can make this.
- How?
1904
02:27:45,402 --> 02:27:47,235
- With a vacuum cleaner.
- Vacuum cleaner?
1905
02:27:47,277 --> 02:27:48,360
Yes.
1906
02:27:48,402 --> 02:27:50,776
That pressure's too high.
1907
02:27:50,819 --> 02:27:52,985
- I'll control it.
- D'you have a vacuum cleaner?
1908
02:27:53,027 --> 02:27:54,110
Yes, in my office.
1909
02:27:54,527 --> 02:27:57,276
- Farhan, rush and get it.
- Here's the key.
1910
02:28:03,236 --> 02:28:06,693
Mona, push.
1911
02:28:07,444 --> 02:28:08,985
Oh my God!
1912
02:28:09,861 --> 02:28:10,776
What happened?
1913
02:28:15,652 --> 02:28:17,943
- Raju, what happened?
- The power's gone.
1914
02:28:18,902 --> 02:28:20,360
How'll the vacuum work now?
1915
02:28:20,402 --> 02:28:22,985
Farhan, you get the vacuum,
I'll get the power.
1916
02:28:23,027 --> 02:28:24,026
How?
1917
02:28:24,694 --> 02:28:26,193
Millimeter, get Virus out.
1918
02:28:27,569 --> 02:28:30,235
What nonsense is this?
1919
02:28:30,444 --> 02:28:34,026
Not this Virus.
My Virus, the inverter.
1920
02:28:34,194 --> 02:28:36,110
- Get that, quick.
- Ok.
1921
02:28:36,361 --> 02:28:38,526
Raju, wake up the hostel.
1922
02:28:38,694 --> 02:28:41,651
Get car batteries, wires,
and a vacuum gauge.
1923
02:28:44,486 --> 02:28:47,151
Emergency in the common room!
1924
02:29:17,944 --> 02:29:20,068
- Where's Rancho?
- Here, sir.
1925
02:29:20,319 --> 02:29:23,026
Keep the batteries here
... and the wires.
1926
02:29:25,277 --> 02:29:28,485
Raju, switch off everything,
connect the inverter to the mains.
1927
02:29:33,277 --> 02:29:34,485
Rancho, vacuum cleaner.
1928
02:29:35,611 --> 02:29:38,526
Farhan, get your lens cleaner.
1929
02:29:38,569 --> 02:29:40,026
- Blower?
- Yeah, get it.
1930
02:29:42,736 --> 02:29:43,776
Rancho, blower.
1931
02:29:43,902 --> 02:29:45,943
Good. Fix this to the gauge.
1932
02:30:12,319 --> 02:30:13,610
Rancho, I'm done.
1933
02:30:16,027 --> 02:30:17,193
- All switches off?
- Yes.
1934
02:30:18,736 --> 02:30:20,360
Hit the table
and computer switches.
1935
02:30:20,402 --> 02:30:21,276
Ok.
1936
02:30:33,944 --> 02:30:35,068
Raju, turn on the computer.
1937
02:30:35,444 --> 02:30:37,151
Farhan, here.
1938
02:30:39,236 --> 02:30:41,276
Pia, come here quick.
1939
02:30:43,736 --> 02:30:44,860
Love you, Rancho.
1940
02:30:45,611 --> 02:30:47,610
- Farhan, turn it on.
- Ok.
1941
02:30:54,152 --> 02:30:56,193
Pia, how much suction?
1942
02:30:56,569 --> 02:30:58,026
Not more than 0.5!
1943
02:30:58,236 --> 02:31:00,276
- Farhan, 0.5!
- Cover it.
1944
02:31:01,819 --> 02:31:02,735
0.5!
1945
02:31:05,277 --> 02:31:09,318
Vacuum cleaner baby!
Mother of all deliveries.
1946
02:31:10,402 --> 02:31:11,235
Farhan, stop.
1947
02:31:11,277 --> 02:31:12,110
Ok.
1948
02:31:18,527 --> 02:31:19,860
Raju, get on the table.
1949
02:31:20,111 --> 02:31:23,276
Push the baby down, like this.
1950
02:31:23,444 --> 02:31:24,401
Ok.
1951
02:31:25,486 --> 02:31:26,401
Farhan, turn it on.
1952
02:31:30,986 --> 02:31:33,318
C'mon, you can do it.
1953
02:31:34,444 --> 02:31:36,901
C'mon, push.
1954
02:31:41,069 --> 02:31:43,651
Do it for Champ.
1955
02:31:43,861 --> 02:31:46,318
C'mon, Mona.
1956
02:31:48,027 --> 02:31:50,110
He's coming out!
1957
02:31:51,444 --> 02:31:53,235
You can do it.
1958
02:31:54,027 --> 02:31:56,401
Yes Mona, push.
1959
02:32:04,236 --> 02:32:05,318
Farhan, turn it off.
1960
02:32:05,402 --> 02:32:06,443
Ok, off.
1961
02:32:26,694 --> 02:32:28,485
Two clips,
cut the umbilical cord.
1962
02:32:28,777 --> 02:32:30,985
Farhan, two clips on the cord.
1963
02:32:31,694 --> 02:32:33,735
- Get scissors.
- Be careful!
1964
02:32:34,944 --> 02:32:37,235
Cut at the center,
get a towel.
1965
02:32:40,027 --> 02:32:42,360
Pia, he's not crying.
1966
02:32:46,611 --> 02:32:49,526
Hey Champ!
1967
02:32:50,861 --> 02:32:53,318
Rancho, rub his back.
1968
02:32:55,569 --> 02:32:57,610
- Hey Champ!
- Come on, Champ.
1969
02:32:59,444 --> 02:33:01,568
No, nothing.
1970
02:33:02,027 --> 02:33:03,068
Blow air into his mouth.
1971
02:33:10,236 --> 02:33:11,068
C'mon, Champ.
1972
02:33:16,611 --> 02:33:17,485
No response.
1973
02:33:41,819 --> 02:33:45,443
Hush Mona, say -
All is well.
1974
02:33:50,694 --> 02:33:51,651
He kicked.
1975
02:33:52,944 --> 02:33:53,818
What?
1976
02:33:54,694 --> 02:33:55,985
He kicked.
1977
02:33:59,444 --> 02:34:00,776
Say - All is well.
1978
02:34:02,402 --> 02:34:09,318
All is well.
1979
02:34:50,736 --> 02:34:54,110
If Virus had said, 'My grandson
will be an engineer'...
1980
02:34:54,236 --> 02:34:56,110
I would've broken his jaw.
1981
02:34:56,777 --> 02:34:59,610
But when he finally spoke,
he stunned us.
1982
02:34:59,902 --> 02:35:03,068
What a kick!
Wanna be a footballer?
1983
02:35:04,111 --> 02:35:07,151
Be what you want to be.
1984
02:35:23,611 --> 02:35:27,526
Wait - I've not finished with you!
1985
02:35:29,902 --> 02:35:32,485
First day of college,
you'd asked me a question...
1986
02:35:32,819 --> 02:35:35,235
Why didn't astronauts
use a pencil in space?
1987
02:35:35,986 --> 02:35:38,276
If a pencil tip breaks...
1988
02:35:38,444 --> 02:35:44,360
it'd float in zero gravity.
Get into eyes, nose, instruments...
1989
02:35:44,486 --> 02:35:46,443
You were wrong!
1990
02:35:48,027 --> 02:35:49,901
You cannot be right all the time.
1991
02:35:51,986 --> 02:35:53,026
You understand?
1992
02:35:55,444 --> 02:35:56,318
Yes, sir.
1993
02:35:57,569 --> 02:35:59,693
This was an important invention.
1994
02:36:00,986 --> 02:36:02,026
You understand?
1995
02:36:03,402 --> 02:36:04,276
Yes, sir.
1996
02:36:06,819 --> 02:36:15,235
My Director said, 'When you find
an extraordinary student...'
1997
02:36:34,069 --> 02:36:38,526
Go, study!
Pass your exams and leave.
1998
02:36:47,402 --> 02:36:49,526
And now, Student of the Year...
1999
02:36:49,736 --> 02:36:52,235
Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad
2000
02:37:09,861 --> 02:37:11,193
Sir, one photo.
2001
02:37:28,652 --> 02:37:32,110
I wanted to capture all these
memories and take them home.
2002
02:37:34,152 --> 02:37:39,568
That day, we hugged,
we rejoiced, we cried...
2003
02:37:39,819 --> 02:37:41,485
We vowed that we'd meet
at least once a year...
2004
02:37:42,152 --> 02:37:45,610
Who knew then, we were seeing
Rancho for the last time.
2005
02:38:19,527 --> 02:38:20,485
Untie him.
2006
02:38:23,819 --> 02:38:25,735
I'll sue you all in an
American court.
2007
02:38:40,194 --> 02:38:41,068
Raju.
2008
02:39:00,069 --> 02:39:02,068
Only Rancho can create
a school like this.
2009
02:39:02,611 --> 02:39:03,693
But where is he?
2010
02:39:08,152 --> 02:39:09,401
Don't pee here.
2011
02:39:10,486 --> 02:39:12,110
Go away creatures.
2012
02:39:12,486 --> 02:39:15,568
- Don't pee here.
- I'll smack you.
2013
02:39:33,319 --> 02:39:35,526
Bingo! He cannot be far.
2014
02:39:46,986 --> 02:39:49,276
Excuse me,
where is Ranchoddas?
2015
02:39:49,402 --> 02:39:51,401
- He's not Ranchoddas!
- Rancho...
2016
02:39:51,486 --> 02:39:53,693
Chhote... Dammit,
what's his name?
2017
02:39:53,819 --> 02:39:56,526
Calm down. Come with me.
2018
02:39:58,986 --> 02:39:59,901
- Where's he?
- Rancho.
2019
02:40:07,277 --> 02:40:10,443
Farhan, he's read all your books.
2020
02:40:16,736 --> 02:40:22,776
Raju, he reads your blog everyday.
Proudly shares it with the kids.
2021
02:40:26,277 --> 02:40:29,776
Remember your helmet, Pia?
It was stolen...
2022
02:40:31,694 --> 02:40:34,901
Who are you?
How do you know us?
2023
02:40:35,152 --> 02:40:37,235
- Didn't you recognize me?
- No.
2024
02:40:38,152 --> 02:40:42,151
How would you?
Millimeter is now Centimeter.
2025
02:40:47,194 --> 02:40:51,693
Not Centimeter, you're Kilometer.
2026
02:40:52,527 --> 02:40:53,526
How did you get here?
2027
02:40:53,611 --> 02:40:56,860
I got a letter with
a train ticket inside.
2028
02:40:57,111 --> 02:41:00,860
It said - 'Miss being in school?
Catch this train'... I did.
2029
02:41:02,444 --> 02:41:03,568
That rascal Rancho!
2030
02:41:07,736 --> 02:41:08,735
Where is that idiot?
2031
02:41:19,902 --> 02:41:21,818
Dorje, you fly it.
2032
02:41:36,777 --> 02:41:42,276
Every night you ride into my dreams
on a scooter, dressed as a bride.
2033
02:41:43,194 --> 02:41:45,485
Instead of a veil,
you lift your helmet...
2034
02:41:46,111 --> 02:41:48,860
and come close to kiss me.
2035
02:41:52,444 --> 02:41:53,693
Couldn't you tell me
before leaving?
2036
02:41:56,027 --> 02:41:56,860
No.
2037
02:41:58,652 --> 02:41:59,568
Sorry.
2038
02:41:59,944 --> 02:42:00,776
Did you marry?
2039
02:42:01,361 --> 02:42:05,610
What? No.
2040
02:42:06,569 --> 02:42:09,193
- You?
- Almost... Idiot.
2041
02:42:16,777 --> 02:42:17,651
So?
2042
02:42:19,111 --> 02:42:20,110
So what?
2043
02:42:20,611 --> 02:42:21,943
Do you love someone?
2044
02:42:26,361 --> 02:42:27,193
Yes.
2045
02:42:33,236 --> 02:42:34,110
Who?
2046
02:42:35,402 --> 02:42:36,276
You.
2047
02:43:01,986 --> 02:43:05,193
See, the noses don't collide,
stupid.
2048
02:43:06,402 --> 02:43:07,235
That's right!
2049
02:43:07,486 --> 02:43:08,610
Rancho.
2050
02:43:10,111 --> 02:43:10,985
Hi... Farhan!
2051
02:43:11,152 --> 02:43:13,276
Screw your 'Hi'.
2052
02:43:13,694 --> 02:43:18,443
Hey, listen to me...
No, you listen to me.
2053
02:43:18,611 --> 02:43:20,901
I can explain everything.
2054
02:43:21,986 --> 02:43:22,860
Hi... Raju!
2055
02:43:22,902 --> 02:43:24,818
How we hunted for you!
2056
02:43:27,694 --> 02:43:31,818
Didn't have a coin
for one phone call?
2057
02:43:33,861 --> 02:43:36,151
Add a couple from me too.
2058
02:43:36,694 --> 02:43:41,901
- Rascal, scoundrel!
- Let him go now.
2059
02:43:42,027 --> 02:43:42,985
Ok ok, enough.
2060
02:43:44,319 --> 02:43:46,110
On your feet, c'mon.
2061
02:44:16,111 --> 02:44:17,860
Having fun, idiots?
2062
02:44:18,111 --> 02:44:19,985
Hey... Hi Chatur.
2063
02:44:20,277 --> 02:44:25,360
Ranchoddas Chanchad.
How do you do, Mr. Teacher?
2064
02:44:25,777 --> 02:44:32,568
Wow, you're a teacher in a village -
2065
02:44:34,486 --> 02:44:39,235
Our trains left together.
But yours traveled in reverse...
2066
02:44:39,777 --> 02:44:42,693
from engineer to primary teacher.
2067
02:44:44,861 --> 02:44:47,776
What's your salary, Chanchad?
5000/-?
2068
02:44:48,152 --> 02:44:49,943
For me that's $ 100.
2069
02:44:50,361 --> 02:44:53,776
My son's pocket money is
more than your salary.
2070
02:44:53,944 --> 02:44:56,735
- Cut the crap.
- Crap is what he gave us.
2071
02:44:56,902 --> 02:45:01,985
Wanted to change the education
system, change the world.
2072
02:45:02,194 --> 02:45:04,776
Finally what does he change?
Kids' diapers.
2073
02:45:05,236 --> 02:45:06,651
You gonna break his jaw
or should I?
2074
02:45:06,819 --> 02:45:07,735
Just relax.
2075
02:45:07,819 --> 02:45:14,610
Remember I'd said
one day you'd cry and I'd laugh?
2076
02:45:16,277 --> 02:45:23,068
Sign here.
Accept - You lost, I won!
2077
02:45:23,319 --> 02:45:26,360
'Declaration of Defeat'!
Unbelievable, man.
2078
02:45:26,527 --> 02:45:28,610
- Chatur...
- Crazy guy.
2079
02:45:30,402 --> 02:45:34,735
Hey, this is Virus's pen!
You pinched it?
2080
02:45:35,152 --> 02:45:36,568
Forget it, man.
2081
02:45:37,236 --> 02:45:40,943
This is for winners, not losers.
2082
02:45:42,027 --> 02:45:49,026
If your school ever needs help,
call my assistant for a donation.
2083
02:45:51,152 --> 02:45:53,985
2084
02:45:55,486 --> 02:45:58,276
- He hasn't changed at all!
- Ignore him.
2085
02:45:58,402 --> 02:45:59,901
He's full of crap.
2086
02:46:00,236 --> 02:46:04,651
Good news is your name
isn't Ranchoddas Chanchad.
2087
02:46:05,027 --> 02:46:09,068
Imagine, after marriage,
I'm Pia Chanchad - Yuck!
2088
02:46:09,819 --> 02:46:11,318
By the way,
what is your real name?
2089
02:46:12,152 --> 02:46:13,068
Phunsukh Wangdu.
2090
02:46:13,861 --> 02:46:14,776
Wangdu?
2091
02:46:14,944 --> 02:46:15,818
Pia Wangdu!
2092
02:46:16,486 --> 02:46:18,235
You mean you're a scientist?
2093
02:46:18,444 --> 02:46:19,776
You have 400 patents?
2094
02:46:19,902 --> 02:46:21,776
I won't change my name
after marriage.
2095
02:46:21,819 --> 02:46:23,443
You mean you're Chatur's
Wangdu?
2096
02:46:23,527 --> 02:46:25,735
It's you the Japanese are wooing?
2097
02:46:25,777 --> 02:46:26,693
I don't like Wangdu.
2098
02:46:27,277 --> 02:46:29,485
Are you a scientist
or a teacher?
2099
02:46:29,902 --> 02:46:31,860
Scientist,
but I also teach children.
2100
02:46:31,902 --> 02:46:34,026
So you are
THE Phunsukh Wangdu?
2101
02:46:34,069 --> 02:46:35,235
Yes, yes!
2102
02:46:36,486 --> 02:46:39,401
- Hey Silencer.
- Hey Chatur, come back.
2103
02:46:40,652 --> 02:46:41,776
Take that.
2104
02:46:43,319 --> 02:46:45,610
Wait, I'll stop him.
2105
02:46:53,486 --> 02:46:57,110
Mr. Wangdu,
I can't believe it's you.
2106
02:46:57,611 --> 02:46:58,860
I'm sorry, Mr. Chatur.
2107
02:46:58,944 --> 02:47:01,276
I can't sign the deal
with your company.
2108
02:47:01,777 --> 02:47:03,818
What sir? Why sir?
2109
02:47:04,027 --> 02:47:06,860
How do I sign, man?
You took my pen.
2110
02:47:08,736 --> 02:47:10,735
What pen, sir?
I didn't get you...
2111
02:47:11,069 --> 02:47:15,276
The one in your hand -
Virus's pen.
2112
02:47:18,777 --> 02:47:20,276
Mr. Wangdu...?
2113
02:47:20,444 --> 02:47:21,651
Yes, Chatur?
2114
02:47:22,444 --> 02:47:24,443
A for Apple, B for Ball is...
2115
02:47:27,569 --> 02:47:29,235
S for Screwed.
2116
02:47:36,361 --> 02:47:40,485
You got me, Rancho.
I mean, Mr. Wangdu.
2117
02:47:40,861 --> 02:47:42,485
Totally floored me. Good one.
2118
02:47:43,152 --> 02:47:47,443
I hope our personal problems
won't affect this deal.
2119
02:47:47,611 --> 02:47:50,818
Hey Chatur, take that.
2120
02:47:51,444 --> 02:47:53,443
I was just joking, man.
2121
02:47:53,819 --> 02:47:57,693
Deep down,
I knew you'd do great things.
2122
02:47:58,694 --> 02:48:00,485
You're fibbing.
2123
02:48:00,569 --> 02:48:02,526
No, really, I swear.
2124
02:48:02,611 --> 02:48:04,610
Rancho - 100, Chatur - 0
2125
02:48:04,986 --> 02:48:07,318
You win, I lose.
You don't believe me?
2126
02:48:08,736 --> 02:48:10,110
Beware of farts.
2127
02:48:10,152 --> 02:48:14,443
Accept this humble offering.
2128
02:48:14,527 --> 02:48:16,901
Free advice, Mr. Wangdu -
Run for your life!
2129
02:48:20,611 --> 02:48:24,693
Rancho, I'll lose my job, man.
I have small kids...
2130
02:48:25,652 --> 02:48:28,193
His Holiness Guru Ranchoddas
had correctly stated.
2131
02:48:28,402 --> 02:48:33,485
Follow Excellence... Success
will chase you, pants down.
2132
02:48:35,555 --> 02:48:40,000
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