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needles in every
cavity in your human
body.

Cutting the tip of your Land mines. Cow worshiping.

tongue in half so you
could be a snake.

World peace. John Connor. Making sweet love to

your mother.
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orphanage.

Columbine The David Vonderhaar. The Human

Musical 2: Electric Centipede, best movie
Boogaloo. of the year!!!

Goosing. Oh baby a triple. Emo kids cutting too

deep and killing
themselves.
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universe. legs off and saying cheeto puff mustache.
"You don't need these
anymore" then feeding
them to the kids in
you're basement.

The Bataan Death Buddha's fatass. The New York Jets, Al

March. Qaeda's favorite
football team.

Fleshlights. Sacrificing aborted Ray William Johnson.

babies to Lord Gaben.
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choking on a cheeto
and dying.

Child Protective Dark n' Dirty The Magic

Services. Expansion. Conch-shell.

Squirting The Cookie Monster Eating a vegtable (not

uncontrollably. injencting himself with that kind of vegtable).
cookie dough.
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first season of
Breaking Bad.

Having a seizure at a Strangling someone Giving a child with no

rave. with their own arms, eyes, and legs
intestines. cancer as a birthday
gift.

You're adopted. The Nopetrain. Tommy Wiseau.

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kid Krokodil instead of Pocket.
a flu shot.

9/11 jumpers. Kony: Putting the Malayshia Airlines.

infant into infantry.

Accidentally calling Donkey Punch. A leper boxing match.

your mother and
saying if you want to
bang thinking its your
girlfriend.
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combat. mercilessly beating Trials.
him to a pulp for all
the hard work you put
in.

A gay inmate staring Mohandas Gandhi. Adrien Brody.

at you, menacingly.

Getting penetrated by Eeyore cutting STD's for everyone.

a yak. himself.
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become invisible when
no one is looking.

A orphan at a family The Mormon's. Picking up Jewish

resturant. women with a dust
pan.

Amanda Todding. My self-esteem. A black jew in the

back of an oven.
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Kardashians.

Getting fisted by the Getting eaten by a The smell of burnt

Iron Giant. jaguar. Jews in the morning.

Your gay son. Beating a nun with the Cheeky Nandos.

Holy Bible.
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hood.

FENTON! Taping a peace of Getting a handy from

bread on top of a Freddy Krueger.
ceiling to make an
Ethiopian rave.

Driving under the Rice Cakes. Throwing autistic and

influence and running handicapped kids
over an older woman. down a flight of stairs.
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your soup. pointless.

A PSA about the Kristalnacht. Cow Tipping.

dangers of drugs.

Half-Life 3. Whipping a slave with This card is written

barbed wire. with the blood of
innocent children.
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circumcision. worshipers.

Shooting up a school Man's best friend.... A baby using a potato

for fun. with benefits. peeler as a hairbrush.

Man meat. Ted Bundy. The fetuses in my

closet.
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becoming president, 15 to life just for for fingers.
come on guys laugh at having a white
the joke, it was funny girlfriend.
wasn't it.

Sandy Hook. Murica. Dewitos.

Sci- Fi original movies. A Jew doing push ups Having a dead

in 3D. Pakistani on your
couch.
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home you're drunk".

Putting down a dog. Nerdgasms. The Jonestown

Massacre.

Crabs. THE BEES, NOT THE Tourette's Sydrome.

BEES!!!
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vessel. the webbing of your face by multiple
fingers. dicks..... thankfully all
of them have herpes.

The LGBT community. Spermies™. Concentrated Jewce.

Heil The Third Reich. The joke that is Force feeding a cat
feminism. Diet Coke and
Mentos, shaking him,
and quickly putting
him in a trash can and
closing the lid.
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sensually.

Internment camps. Putting down a cat. Ethiopian prostitutes

that are eager to
swallow anything.

Old men jizzing out Not pulling out fast Eating maggots.
white dust. enough.
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INCOMING! ITS Musical.
OVER!

Anyone who has this Miscarriage. Testicular Cancer.

card I have to tell you
a secret. *whispers*
Your parents got
divorced cause of you.

Killing your friends Dying of dysentery. Aaaand, scene.

parents and selling
their remains on EBay.
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KKK.

Open Trench. Free samples. Morgan Freeman's

god-like voice.

Pre-pubescent 12 year Abstinence. Grand Theft Auto™:

old girls. Somlia.
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Butter!!! card i respect you, you
are an inspiration to all
orphans, me and your
mom have been talking
and we decided that i
will be there this
Christmas. I know I've
been away but to make
it up to you, you can
have anything you
want, except a dad.

More Muppet necking. Feeding the A French man

homeless.... to a pack showing you his Eiffel
of wolves. Tower.

Owning a Canadian. 3 fat guys planing a Sticking your genitalia

heist on a McDonalds into a bear trap.
resturant.
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Canadian Club
Whiskey on the rocks.

Ronald Mcdonald Genital Warts. Hershey Squirts.

sticking his Mcnuggets
in a childs mouth.

Planking. Giving your step child The Armenian

cigarette burns. Genocide of 1915.
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overreactions. crawling up a woman's senselessly for putting
inner thigh. tomatoes in your
sandwich.

Having an extra The Angry Pirate. Gassing a JB concert.

chromosome.

Bullet time. Hiroshima and A priest cumming into

Nagasaki: The best an altar boys mouth.
prank the U.S pulled
on japan.
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drops. Boogaloo. Children with crumbs
of bread.

The Church of A wonderful disease Muppet Necking.

Unitology. called Progeria.

Chocolate pudding. Attention Whores. One Erection.

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the elderly.

A slave named Uncle Playing Russian Purposely tampering a

Rufus. Roulette with a fully nuclear facility to
loaded magnum. cause another incident
like Chernobyl.

Isis beheadings. Throwing Adalia Rose An obese Ethiopian.

into a volcano.
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of Ebola.

Accidentally choking The flying spaghetti Raping a deaf and

yourself with a monster. blind woman, then
condom. breaking her fingers
so she cant say
anything.

Sexual Chocolate. The weird boner you Taking the piss.

have right now.
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relations with a hot blender. rollerskates.
dog.

Masturbating while Bloody diarrhea. An inside-out penis.

choking yourself with
a belt and also
wearing Batman's suit.

Breaking a a 7 year Ripping someones INSERT SEX JOKE

olds shoulders just to head and shitting HERE.
titty fuck her. down their neck.
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masturbate. Dark n' Dirty
Expansion,
congratulations on
getting such a rare
card. As a prize I will
give you AIDS, you're
welcome faggit.

Where the The Coon. Motherfucker Jones.

homosexuals go.

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you while you take a all folks good night. of cocaine.
duece.
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card or I will murder dick on the teddy bear
your whole family, the of a 6 year old to
man or woman needs make her cry twice.
the point for fucks
sake and I bet you this
card doesn't make
sense for the damn
black card.

Failed suicide Literally shitting out Finding out your mom

attempts. bricks. is a Nazi.

Centaur porn. Having sexual Gay homo fags, gay

intercourse while the homo fags
kids are in the next everywhere.
room.
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dildo. around barbed wire.

Cunt flaps. Finding out that The Putting a choking

Holocaust isnt real. hazard sign on your
penis... cause its
small.

Black Pedophiles, now My foot up your ass. Suicide victims.

with an even bigger
blacker dick!!
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An HIV infested boner. Disemboweling a Finding out your dad

newborn and sticking had sexual intercourse
your hand in it's anus with the family dog.
to make a hand
puppet.

Cock Magic. Kim Jong Un and his Eating da poo poo.

tiny North Korean
penis.
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No? Thats the spirit!!!! naked through a Schwarzenegger
daycare. having an orgasm.

Masturbating with Being impaled in a Hell itself.

sand paper. position where the
spike goes in your
anus and comes out
from your mouth.

An anus that leads to Using the tip of your Fucking a corpse.

another universe. penis as pirahna bait.
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cheeky cunt. his tiny tiny kidneys.

Big gaping assholes. Allowing flesh eating Taking a shit in your

insects into ones neighbor's front yard.
penis hole.

Shoving gerbils in your Auschwitz on Ice. Stoning a whore.

ass through a tube.
Putting a baby in a Frag Grenades: When Dank weed.
blender feet first so you absolutely need to
you can see his kill every motherfucker
expression on his face in the room.
til you cum.

Lynching. Child sex slaves. Giving Hitler credit for

killing Hitler.

Vagina Dentata. That one rape scene Shiting, farting,

in The Girl With the coughing, sneezing,
Dragon Tatoo. jizzing, and pissing at
the same time.
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masturbating to forgetting to give a
explosions. fuck.

Cock Meat Sandwich. Having to call a Rape Shoving Fire Ants up

Hotline then finding your rectum for
out its only for victims. funsies.

The biggest balls in

the state of of Texas.