Once upon a time, Albert - the big man on campus - took a stroll down memory lane and

realized that he had forgotten his friend’s birthday. “Let’s unpack this”, he thought. His schedule
was as dead as a doornail today. He didn’t want to grab an extra shift or two at work, that would
be a whole nother can of worms he’d have to open. He always tried to keep an eye on his wallet
and keys, but he must’ve misplaced them last night. As luck would have it, his wallet and keys
were right there on his dining room table. As happy as a clam, Albert grabbed his keys in a jiffy,
nearly killing himself tripping over his own feet. He took to the wind, entering his car and rip-
raring his way to his friend’s house.