Funny quotes and sayings

Here is a collection of funny quotes and sayings. Read on, and opt
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I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what

I am saying.
― Oscar Wilde

I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.

― Oscar Wilde

I can resist anything except temptation.

― Oscar Wilde

I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination.

― Albert Einstein

I am neither especially clever nor especially gifted. I am only very, very

curious.
― Albert Einstein

I am my own heroine.
― Marie Bashkirtseff

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

― A. A. Milne, Winnie The Pooh

Yes I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated.

― Mad-D

I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking

it.
― Mary Wortley Montagu