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    Mad Jade's Healthy Eating Cookery Programme

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    Jade and Alex host a cooking show to promote healthy eating, though they both have chocolate smeared on their faces. Jade announces she is on a diet but continues eating chocolate. She plans to make a vegetarian lasagna using fruit and cream instead of vegetables and meat to make it healthy. She bakes cake batter as pasta and layers it with cream and strawberries for her lasagna. They declare it a success at promoting healthy eating despite it being made of cake, cream, and one strawberry.

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    Jade and Alex host a cooking show to promote healthy eating, though they both have chocolate smeared on their faces. Jade announces she is on a diet but continues eating chocolate. She plans to make a vegetarian lasagna using fruit and cream instead of vegetables and meat to make it healthy. She bakes cake batter as pasta and layers it with cream and strawberries for her lasagna. They declare it a success at promoting healthy eating despite it being made of cake, cream, and one strawberry.

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    Jade and Alex host a cooking show to promote healthy eating, though they both have chocolate smeared on their faces. Jade announces she is on a diet but continues eating chocolate. She plans to make a vegetarian lasagna using fruit and cream instead of vegetables and meat to make it healthy. She bakes cake batter as pasta and layers it with cream and strawberries for her lasagna. They declare it a success at promoting healthy eating despite it being made of cake, cream, and one strawberry.

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    Jade and Alex host a cooking show to promote healthy eating, though they both have chocolate smeared on their faces. Jade announces she is on a diet but continues eating chocolate. She plans to make a vegetarian lasagna using fruit and cream instead of vegetables and meat to make it healthy. She bakes cake batter as pasta and layers it with cream and strawberries for her lasagna. They declare it a success at promoting healthy eating despite it being made of cake, cream, and one strawberry.

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    Mad Jade's Healthy Eating Cookery Programme!

    (TV studio. Cue cheesy TV intro music. Camera in on ALEX and JADE. Both have chocolate
    smeared across their faces. This is not remarked upon at all).

    ALEX
    Good afternoon! And welcome back to Mad Jade's Cookery!

    JADE
    I am your host, Mad Jade! ​(Promptly stuffs an enormous amount of chocolate down her throat)

    ALEX
    And I am Jade's assistant, Eggtimer Edwin! So Jade, I've heard you've got a little project right
    now, haven't you?

    JADE
    (Tries to answer but can't reply because mouth is full of chocolate)

    ALEX
    Yes… yes, I heard you're on a diet, is that correct?

    JADE
    (Nods vigorously)

    ALEX
    That's really good news, isn't it viewers! It's very important to be super healthy all of the time!
    (Stuffs an enormous doughnut into mouth)

    JADE
    (Finally swallows) ​Yes, precisely! ​(Inserts more chocolate, talking with mouth full)​. And the
    thing… about healthy eating… is that you have to do it all the time.

    ALEX
    (Mouth full)​ So what are you going to be making today, Jade?

    JADE
    I'm really glad you asked! I am going to be making a delicious lasagna.

    ALEX
    Wow! That does sound super healthy!

    JADE
    Does it? DOES IT EDWIN?! ​(Feeds Alex a random spring roll)​. Not many people know that
    normal Italian lasagna is actually very UNHEALTHY!!! It has terrible things like RED MEAT. So
    we are going to be making a vegetarian-friendly equivalent.

    ALEX
    Wow! So it's going to have lots of vegetables?

    JADE
    (Shoves spring roll in Alex's gob)​ Yes! Precisely! Except we didn't have the budget for
    vegetables so I have gone with fruit. Namely this strawberry. Any questions? No. Excellent.
    Next!

    ALEX
    (Inserts cream cake into Jade's mouth)​ Now let's look at the structure of our lasagna! Lasagna is
    a very layer-ey kind of thing! And I say that, viewers, because they always have many layers of
    pasta and meaty filling!

    JADE
    Yes, precisely! Except we are trying to be super healthy so there will be no meat!

    ALEX
    What are you going to use instead, Mad Jade?

    JADE
    Cream! Lots of really lovely, healthy, squirty cream!

    ALEX
    Nice! And for the pasta?

    JADE
    Ah, now, I've made my own pasta, it's very simple. All very healthy ingredients. You've got your
    eggs, you've got your flour. You've got your...

    ALEX
    Sugar

    JADE
    Yes, there is a bit of sugar, actually, now you come to mention it, and if you pop it in the oven
    and bake for 15 minutes, you get these massive pasta sheets. ​(Holds up cake sponge)​. And
    then, what you do is layer it with the cream. And then you pop the strawberry on top. And there
    you are! You have your super healthy lasagna ready to eat. Open wide!

    (They share the lasagna)


    ALEX
    Yummy!

    JADE
    Healthy eating the Mad Jade way! Tune in next week when we will be making a sumptuous
    salad made of all of kinds of healthy things!

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