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F r i d a y, A p r i l 3 ,
Saying a little prayer
This was a scene behind the chutes during the
Northeast Montana Fair’s PRCA Rodeo as a cowboy
bowed his head in prayer prior to his bareback bronc
ride. In rodeo-related news, it was with heavy hearts
that organizers made the decision yesterday to
cancel the world famous Miles City Bucking Horse
Sale which was scheduled for May 14-17. This would
have marked the 70th anniversary of Miles City’s
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“Cowboy Mardi Gras”. The fact that they had already
sold tickets to people in 19 different states and
Canada is a tribute to the Bucking Horse Sale’s fan
base. All 2020 refunds for ticket purchases, sponsors
and exhibitors will be processed in a timely manner
and, “We’ll live to ride another day.” Times are tough
these days. Perhaps it’s time for doing a little more
of what the cowboy above was doing.
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Temperatures
climbing back up
Tonight: Increasing clouds, with a low around 26. East
southeast wind 10 to 15 mph.
Saturday: A slight chance of snow between 9am and 11am.
Mostly sunny, with a high near 45. East southeast wind 6 to
14 mph becoming west in the afternoon. Winds could gust
as high as 21 mph. Chance of precipitation is 20%.
Saturday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 24. West
northwest wind 6 to 10 mph becoming east northeast after
midnight. Winds could gust as high as 18 mph.
Sunday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 52. East wind 8 to
14 mph, with gusts as high as 20 mph.
Sunday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 29. East
wind 9 to 11 mph.
Monday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 54. East wind
around 9 mph.
Monday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 31. East
northeast wind 5 to 8 mph becoming west after midnight.
Tuesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 58. West northwest
wind 6 to 14 mph, with gusts as high as 21 mph.
Tuesday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 30.
Wednesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 53.
Thursday: Partly sunny, with a high near 58.
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Effective immediately
All City of Glasgow playgrounds, including tennis
and basketball courts, are closed until further notice
due to public health concerns.
A recent study conducted by the National Institutes
of Health, published in the New England Journal of
#344 Medicine, found that the COVID-19 virus may live on
hard surfaces, like materials used for playgrounds, for
up to three days.
City parks, spaces and trails remain open for public
use but park users should observe CDC recommended
social distancing practices.
Election news you can use
Valley County has made the decision to go to an
All Mail ballot for the 2020 Federal Primary Election
being held on June 2, 2020. This means it will not be a
poll election.
Ballots will be mailed to Active Registered Voters
on May 8th, 2020. Please be sure that your address is
updated.
There is no postage necessary to send back the
ballots for Primary Election.
If anyone has questions call Taryn Aberg, Election
Administrator, at 406-228-6220 or email to: taberg@
valleycountymt.gov
Also, the Glasgow School District will be having
an All Mail ballot election, May 5th, 2020. The ballots
will go out on April 17th. They will be returned to the
Clerk and Recorder’s office this year and not the School
Central Office.
Good one in the Missoulian
Yesterday, my wife removed her bra and held it up
to her face, and said, “Look, a face mask.”
After we quit laughing, she said, “and you get two
for the price of one.”
I remarked that it fit better than the paper masks
we have, and she said, “A 36B fits about right. If you
have a long nose, maybe a 42B.”
So, dig out those old bras, ladies.
Tom Finkbeiner
(note from the Buzz: Thanks, Larry!)
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Until Further Notice, the Valley County Food Bank
is closed, the Soroptimist Thrift Store is closed through
“We can’t take any credit for our talents; it’s how
April 10th, and The Soroptimist Thrift Store is closed
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BUZZIFIEDS
BUZZ
SOROPTIMIST THRIFT STORE is closed due to the COVID-19 restrictions.
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BUZZ
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benefits and 4 ten hour a day work week with possible emergency work may
have to be performed on the weekends. Employee must be self-motivated
and self-driven and be able to obtain a CDL License within three months of
hire. Wage an benefits can be discussed with the road superintendent Todd
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Crazy: Montana Releasing
Prisoners During Crisis
What part of shelter-in-place/ stay-at-home did you
not hear? If we can lock down assisted living facilities, we
can lock down prisons. Don’t release criminals while treating
everyone else in Montana like criminals.
The Associated Press reported that liberal Governor
Steve Bullock (D-MT) is calling on the Board of Pardons
and Parole to consider releasing certain prisoners from our
prison during the coronavirus crisis. The AP later added that
a board official said it was already happening.
The Montana ACLU then went on a tweet storm calling
for even more prisoners to be released:
“First and foremost, people need to be released
immediately.”
I already told you my reaction via Twitter Thursday
morning. Here’s how others responded:
Frank (@tweetybums): “Why are the lefty’s (Democrats)
in such a hurry to empty the prisons around the country?”
John Jackson (@pvtjokerus): “Because as we all know,
convicts will be the first people to follow rules and regs issued
by the govt. Like staying at home and social distancing.”
By the way, as Fox News Radio reported Thursday
morning- federal prisons are doing just that- locking down
their inmates for at least two weeks. Politico notes that US
Attorney General Bill Barr has stated that “many inmates are
likely safer in prison than outside.”
~ Aaron Flint, Montana Talks
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 A man walks into the lingerie department of Macy’s
and tells the sales lady, “I would like a Southern Baptist bra
for my wife, size, 34B.”
Friday Funnies With a quizzical look the sales lady asks, “What kind
of bra?”
by Sugar He repeats, “A Southern Baptist bra. My wife said
that you would know what she wanted.”
“Oh, yes, now I understand,” says the sales lady. “We
don’t get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of
A little old lady was standing at the railing of the our customers lately want the Catholic bra, the Salvation
cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn’t Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra.”
blow off in the wind. Confused, and a little flustered, the man asks, “So,
A gentleman approached her and said, “Pardon what are the differences?”
me‚ madam, I do not intend to be forward‚ but did you The sales lady says, “It’s really quite simple. The
know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?” Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army bra
“Yes‚ dear, I know‚” said the lady‚ “but I need both lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them
hands to hold onto this hat.” staunch and upright.”
“But‚ madam‚ you must know that your privates are He muses on that information for a minute and
exposed!” said the gentleman in earnest. says, “Hmm. I know I’ll regret asking, but what does the
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man Southern Baptist bra do?”
and replied‚ “Sir‚ anything you see down there is 85 “Ah,” she replies, “the Southern Baptist bra makes
years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!” mountains out of molehills!!!

Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling

Green motel and signed the register with the letter “O.”
“Why did you put that circle down?” asked the
clerk.
“Cause Ah caint write,” replied the girl.
“Why don’t you sign with an X?” asked the man.
“Ah used to,” she answered. “But when Ah got me a
divorce, Ah took back mah maiden name!”
An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in
to the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over
my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I
can’t get a wink of sleep.”
“I have good news for you,” the doctor answered,
rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications.
“Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a
dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over.”
“Great,” the blonde answered, “I’ll try anything.
Let’s give it a shot.” While we’re not physically out and about,
this community is always together when it
A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking matters most. What we are dealing with as
a healthcare provider, a community, and as

worse than ever. “Doc, your plan is no good. I’m more a country is different than anything we’ve
faced before. But like so many things,

tired than before!”

“I don’t understand how that could be”, said the
doctor, shaking his head. “Those are the strongest pills
when we come together, we can accomplish
anything. With your help, we can overcome
this crisis—and help our neighbors who are
most vulnerable.
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of these symptoms call:
“That may be true,” answered the blonde wearily, • Fever of 100.4° or more
“but I’m still up all night chasing those dogs and when • Cough
• Shortness of breath
I finally catch one it’s hard getting him to swallow the
pill!”
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Goodness Yes Indeed,
Let’s Blame Trump
With the cases rising and expecting
to continue rising for a few more days
the liberal media is clamoring to fault
President Trump for the coronavirus
outbreak. The Washington Post is quoted saying
‘Trump made us number one in the spread of this deadly
disease. The result of his ignorance and incompetence
continues to grow.”
Hillary thinks it’s real funny saying that “we are
number one” while laughing uproariously. Another
ignoramus calling himself Dean Obeidallah twittered
“Trump wanted to make America first....well, he did it. Of
the 175 countries that have the virus. The US is number
one in cases. Thanks to Trump,!” ( There are actually 204
countries with the virus, Dean)
The babbling and brilliant Lizzie Drew twittered “the
Olympians chanted ‘we’re number one’ at the Olympics.
Now ‘we’re number one’ because we’ve outstripped the
world in coronavirus cases.”
And one more for your reading and listening
enjoyment from Richard Stengel of Ohio. “Just to be
clear, Donald Trump, we are not just the world leader
in the number of infections, we have 4 times as many
cases per capita as China.” Hey, Stengel, are you an idiot?
Can you really say that any news coming out of China is
newsworthy or trustworthy? I wouldn’t believe China if it
said the world is round.
Can anyone dispute the case that we now surpass
most of the rest of the world in cases of the dreaded but not
any more deadly than the flu. I can’t and simply because
of the numbers. Here’s what I mean. I’m gonna toss some
numbers at ya so go grab a beer and relax.
Friends, the United States has a population of about
331 million people. Not counting those who are not
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We will do everything in our ability to
support our customers through these
unprecedented times!
supposed to be here. As of April 3, 2020 there have been
245,373 reported cases of the virus accounting for 6,053
deaths. Yes, Matilda, we have the highest reported number
of cases in the world. We also have the third highest
population in the world second to China and India. Is it
any wonder why we have the highest number of cases?
Italy has 60.4 million people, 115,242 reported cases
and 13,917 deaths while Spain has 46.7 million people,
112,065 cases and 10,002 deaths. Germany has 83.7
million population, 84,794 cases and 872 deaths. The UK
has 67.8 million people, 33,718 cases and 2,921 deaths.
China cannot be trusted to report their number of
cases and number of deaths within a few million either
way.
Folks, while this virus spreads faster and is a bit more
deadly than the flu it’s statistics are very similar to the
seasonal flu. We get on a yearly average of maybe 38 to 50
million cases or so of the flu with a death rate of between
24,000 and 50,000 deaths. These figgers compliments of
the CDC in Atlanta.
That’s not to downgrade the threat and severity of this
new covid-19 virus people and it’s not to be taken lightly.
So far, excepting those in nursing homes, folks my age
(77) have fared well, especially here in Montana. When
the case count was 196 there were only 9 of us in the 70 to
79 age bracket. I guess that means I can safely consume a
Corona now, with a wedge of lime?
Stay safe my friends (and enemies). I feel much better
now that KUMV has rescheduled daytime Jeopardy! to 2
pm. It’s still on at 6pm on KRTV. See, now I can still watch
it at 2 pm and then later I can impress the hell outta’ myself
at 6pm with my firm knowledge of the responses. Or, to
be real truthful I used to be able to remember the answers
from 2 pm until 6 pm but now not so much!
It’s now 6:29 am and I’ve been up all night researching
this thing so good night, sleep tight and don’t let the bed
bugs bite as grannie used to say.
That’s it for now folks. Thanks for listening.
~ Virgil Vaupel