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16 February 2020
Fashion The things
4 Get this!
This week’s must-haves
8 Focus
they say...
Boots to please your heart “Only stupid people
and sole are changed by
10 Eco-warrior
Reduce your fashion footprint success” 42
in style Jürgen Klopp
PHOTOGRAPHS: DAVID VENNI / STYLING: HARRIET WHEELER / HAIR AND MAKE-UP: BETHANY RICH USING ELEMIS SKINCARE

Lifestyle
31 Nature’s cure
An Indian retreat that offers
AND L’ORÉAL PROFESSIONAL / FASHION ASSISTANT: EMMA HAWKINS / MODEL: LEENY IVANISVILI AT PREMIER

so much more than R&R


32 The white stuff
It’s in almost everything. But
do you know the effect salt’s
having on your body?
36 Victoria’s best
Victoria Gray selects abstract
accessories for that perfect
finishing touch
38 Flower power
Step into Jo Wood’s
Cotswolds florist’s
42 Food 10
Herbs help create the freshest
of flavours
49 Wine
24 Frankie Bridge
Former Saturdays star Frankie
Regulars 55 Fiction
A short story by novelist
Jamie Goode raises a glass opens up about battling her 7 First look Rachel Marks
to saving the environment demons and coming out the The hottest tickets in town 59-74 Switch on
with organic wines other side 18-21 Beauty The week on TV and radio
50 Gardens 28 Carolyn Radford Lotions and potions to heal 75 Mindy Hammond
Alan Titchmarsh says now’s the The Mansfield Town CEO your hands, plus the latest It was a night to remember for
time to start growing your own on smashing stereotypes beauty must-haves all the wrong reasons for our
and changing the face of 34 Agony aunt columnist and her family
the beautiful game By Jane O’Gorman and Dr 77 Stars
People 57 My favourite photo Rosemary Leonard Russell Grant predicts your week
22 Life as I know it Actress Sally Thomsett shares 52 Hot off the press 78 The £1,000 crossword
With EastEnders actress a treasured snapshot from classic Gripping books you won’t want Pit your wits against our prize
Shona McGarty film The Railway Children to put down puzzle

Editor Margaret Hussey Art Director Greg Anderson Assistant Editor Graham Bailey Supplements Picture Editor Karen Vowles Picture Editor Sarah White On the cover: Blazer, £70, baukjen.com;
Production Editor Jan Brierley Lifestyle Director Victoria Gray Group Fashion & Beauty Director Michelle Darlow Fashion Director Rivkie Baum blouse, £80, palonesofficial.com
Fashion Editors Harriet Wheeler, Lauren Goodwin-Grafton Fashion Stylists/Writers Megan Rees, Katy Gale, Sophie Goodwin, Scott Wells This page: White knit dress, £950,
Beauty Director Lynne Hyland Beauty Editor Laura Mulley Beauty Stylist/Writer Zoe Cripps Senior Feature Writer Kirsten Jones Literary Editor
Charlotte Heathcote Chief Sub Editor Jennifer Wignall Sub Editors Bridget Rowan, Catrina Walker, Mia Bolton
varanaworld.com; green shine square
boots, £75, Considered Vegan at
S Magazine, Second Floor, Northern & Shell Building, 10 Lower Thames Street, London EC3R 6EN. topshop.com; bag, £430, Ganni, part of
the Conscious Edit at brownsfashion.com;
Follow us on Twitter @SMagazineUK and on Instagram @smagazineuk or email magmail@express.co.uk extra large fluffy natural pampas grass
bunch, £38, thelittledeer.co.uk

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Get this!
There’s something for every budge
budget
et iin
n this week’s m
must-have selection Compiled by Scott Wells

COFFEE CULTURE
Creatista Pro coffee
machine, £649,
Nespresso
(0800
442 442,
nespresso
.com)

SMOOTH
OPERATOR
OUT OF THE BLUE Lumea Prestige
Midi croc bag, £550, Aspinal hair remover,
Of London (0808 169 5529, £475, Philips
aspinaloflondon.com) (philips.co.uk)

A BREATH OF FRESH AIR


Spring diffuser, £27, The White NEAT IDEA TIME AFTER TIME
Company (020 3758 9222, Magazine storage box, £15, The Smartwatch, £149.99, Honor
thewhitecompany.com) Contemporary Home (tch.net) MagicWatch 2 (amazon.co.uk)

FACE LIFT
Bakuchiol
Retinol
TEA TIME Alternative
Personalised Johnston alphabet PLAY THE GAME Soothing Serum,
mug, £14.99, London Transport HOT STUFF Personalised Oreo Checkers £45, Herbivore
Museum shop (0343 222 5000, Amazon Fire TV Cube, £109.99, Gift Box, £24.99, Prezzy Box at SpaceNK
ltmuseumshop.co.uk) Amazon (amazon.co.uk) (01827 839041, prezzybox.com) (spacenk.com)

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BEAUTY SLEEP
KEEP THE PEACE Yu-nu moisturising skincare
COMFORT ZONE Decorative wood pillowcase, £35 for a pair,
Slippers, £60, Just ornament, £10, Nanu Sleep (0330 041 9763,
Sheepskin (020 8970 Dunelm (0345 165 nanusleep.co.uk)
7450, justsheepskin.com) 6565, dunelm.com)

HEAVENLY BODIES
Gold earrings, £55,
Celeste Starre
(celestestarre.com)
FULL OF BEANS
Biodegradable
& compostable
Nespresso-
compatible
coffee capsules,
£2.80 for 10
pods, Moving HERE COMES THE RAIN AGAIN
Beans (moving 100 per cent recycled rain mac,
beans.com) £135, Ponch (packaponch.com)

THAT’S THE SPIRIT


Limited-edition
I Love Harris Gin,
SHINE A LIGHT
£45, Isle Of Harris
Lampshade with fringe, £20,
Distillery (01859
George Home (asda.com)
502212, harris
distillery.com)

HANGING
AROUND
Crocodile hook, ON THE BALL
£8.99, H&M Ballers crunchy chocolates, WARM AND TOASTY
(0344 736 £1.99, Doisy & Dam (0330 058 Smart Thermostat Starter Kit,
9000, hm.com) 2025, hollandandbarrett.com) £199.99, Tado (tado.com)

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first look by Kirsten Jones
TAKE PART
Don your best fancy dress and run
around Edinburgh to raise money and
help end homelessness in Scotland.
Crisis’ Race To End Homelessness,
with YTL Hotels’ The Glasshouse,
invites you to hit the streets on
Sunday, March 15, climb Calton Hill
and cross the finish line for a medal
and celebrations at the hotel’s
amazing rooftop garden. Sign up for
£20 and recruit friends and family to
walk or run 5km or 10km. Visit crisis.
org.uk/caltonhill.

STAY
Holidays start at the airport
and Ibis Styles is dressed
to impress. Not just a rest
stop, the new Heathrow East
hotel is a short drive from
the west London airport and
has 125 rooms inspired by the
Roaring Twenties and an Art
Deco-style bar and lounge for
cocktails, meals and quick bites. Visit
all.accor.com to book a room from £60
for a good night’s kip before take off. DO
Let your kids walk and talk with the

SEE
Back To The Future The Musical opens at
animals at ZSL London Zoo. Until
Sunday, Vets In Action gives children the
chance to don a white coat and care for
some very special (stuffed) animals in
Manchester Opera House on Thursday, so dress up
need, from microchipping toy meerkats
in your 80s best to see Marty McFly drive back to
to saving a sea turtle with plastic in its
the past with the eccentric scientist Dr Emmett
tummy. Budding vets will learn how the
Brown. Marty must make his school-age parents
ZSL team takes care of their exotic
fall in love to save his own life. See the musical
residents like cobras, crocodiles,
– with songs from the cult movie – until May 17
penguins, tigers, sloths and rainforest
before its West End run. Ticket prices vary.
critters. All activities are included in the
See backtothefuturemusical.com.
ZSL

entry price. See zsl.org.

MUST HAVE Enjoy period romance, adventures with Shaun The Sheep and a gripping novel
Emma Shaun The Sheep: The Snakes
Jane Austen’s comedy gets Farmageddon When Bea and Dan
another reboot with Anya When an alien lands at escape London to see
Taylor-Joy and Miranda Hart. Mossy Bottom Farm, Shaun her brother, they’re
The classic tale meets and the flock help the disturbed by what they
meddling matchmaker creature get back to the find. A family reunion
Emma, a rich and beautiful galaxy before the bad guys ends in tragedy and
young woman, who get her. From the makers of a terrifying trap. This
eventually finds love of her Wallace & Gromit, it’s out riveting novel by Sadie
own. It’s in cinemas now. on Blu-Ray and DVD now. Jones is out on Thursday.

S MAGAZINE ★ 16 FEBRUARY 2020 7


Bootylicious
Buckle boots,
£140, Boden
(boden.co.uk)

Long boots,
£130, Next
(next.co.uk)

Brown square-toe boots, £89,


Topshop (topshop.com)

Nude lace-ups,
£95, Office
(office.co.uk)

Long cream boots, £49.99,


Raid at Zalando (zalando.co.uk)

8 S MAGAZINE ★ 16 FEBRUARY 2020


FOCUS

White kitten-heeled
Step up your game boots, £85, Clarks
with seriously (clarks.co.uk)

fabulous footwear
Compiled by Katy Gale

Pink ankle boots,


£195, Coach
(uk.coach.com)

Cream lace-up
boots, £440, By
Far at Selfridges
(selfridges.co.uk)

Long heeled boots,


£495, Russell &
Bromley (russelland
bromley.co.uk)

Nude pointed-toe
boots, £189,
Kurt Geiger
(kurtgeiger.com)

Western boots,
£259.99, Mango
(shop.mango.com)

Burgundy buckle boots,


£79, Marks & Spencer
(marksandspencer.co.uk)

S MAGAZINE ★ 16 FEBRUARY 2020 9


Eco
chic
Embrace ethical fashion
with sustainable cotton
and rentable clothing
Styling by
Harriet Wheeler
Photographs by
David Venni

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FASHION

Facing page: Shirt,


£10, Primark
(primark.com);
trousers,
£555, Varana
(varanaworld.com);
bracelet, £39, So
Just Shop
(sojustshop.com)

This page: Dress,


£15 a day (minimum
four days rent),
Kalita at My
Wardrobe HQ
(mywardrobehq.
com); boots, £79,
Considered Vegan at
Topshop (topshop.
com); earrings,
£14.99, So Just
Shop (as before);
Pippa lily plant
(50-70cm), £20;
light clay pot, £20;
Pippa lily plant
(90-110cm), £55;
straight-edged pot,
£14; plant stand,
£45, all Patch
(patchplants.com)

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Blazer, £70, Baukjen
(baukjen.com);
blouse, £80, Palones
(palonesofficial.com);
leather trousers,
£35.99, Mango
Committed (mango.
com); shoes, £19.99,
New Look Vegan
Range (newlook.com)

12
FASHION

Green jumpsuit,
£6 a day (minimum
four days rent), Rock
The Jumpsuit at My
Wardrobe HQ
(mywardrobehq.com);
shoes, £178, Swedish
Hasbeens
(swedishhasbeens.
com); necklace, £68,
Wanderlust Life
(wanderlustlife.co.uk)

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14 S MAGAZINE ★ 16 FEBRUARY 2020
FASHION
Left: Check blazer, £69, Considered
at Topshop (topshop.com)

Right: Dress, £200, Beaumont


Organic (beaumontorganic.com);
roll-neck jumper, £30, Baukjen
(baukjen.com); snake boots,
£29.99, New Look Vegan Range
(newlook.com); pampas grass
bunch, £38, The Little Deer
(thelittledeer.co.uk)

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FASHION
Dress, £270,
Carmen Llaguno
(carmenllaguno.
com); shoes,
£19.99, New Look
Vegan Range
(newlook.com);
Pippa lily plant
(50-70cm), £20;
light clay pot, £20;
Pippa lily plant
(90-110cm), £55;
straight-edged pot,
£14; plant stand,
£45, all Patch
(patchplants.com)

Hair and make-up:


Bethany Rich using
Elemis Skincare
and L’Oréal
Professional
Fashion assistant:
Emma Hawkins
Model:
Leeny Ivanisvili
at Premier

17
Laura Mulley

Helping hands
They work hard for you, so give them a little TLC…
isit a top clinic for a facial and your In the clinic

V treatment might involve a most terrifying


device – a hi-tech camera that analyses
your complexion at every level, before
finally declaring your skin’s “age”.
The last time I experienced this, I was chuffed that it
churned out a number three years younger than my real
age. However, I fear that if it was pointed at my hands,
If you’re serious about
tackling these signs of
ageing, there are a few
clinical treatments
available. Lumecca by
InMode (from £150;
inmodemd.co.uk) is an
the results wouldn’t be quite so complimentary.
intense pulsed light (IPL)
Impatience at the hand-dryer, a love/hate relationship
with hand cream and a habit of peeling off gel polish Nourish treatment that zaps sun
have resulted in crepey creases, a mottled tone and your nails spots, while Dermapen
(from £300; pulselight
flaky nails – my hands could belong to a woman twice
They may have a small clinic.co.uk) is a
my age. Here’s how to help turn back the clock…
surface area but neat, microneedling technique
healthy nails make all that stimulates the
the difference to the appearance of your production of collagen.
Hero hand creams hands – and may distract from what’s going
on further up towards the wrist.
More pampering than
procedural is Jessica
If your hand-cream regime has fallen by Nails’ LeRemedi (from
the wayside recently, now’s the time to In terms of polish shade, the experts favour £38; jessicacosmetics.
get back into it. Keep some everywhere picking a bright over a nude. “A pop of co.uk), a “facial for
– by your bed, on your desk, next to your colour will actually help your hands look the hands” involving
side of the sofa. In sight, in mind, after more youthful,” says Sabrina. “Orangey an exfoliation, mask
all… If you really can’t bear the greasy reds are more popular than blue-based and serum to rejuvenate
sensation on your palms and fingertips, reds, which can make your veins stand out.” skin.
apply it to the backs of the hands only. I love CND Vinylux 2-in-1 in Lobster Roll
(£16.95; lookfantastic.com).
Celebrity manicurist Sabrina Gayle
loves L’Occitane Shea Butter Hand Sabrina also advises breaks between
Cream (£21.50; uk.loccitane.com). gel manicures and, rather than picking at
“It instantly nourishes the skin, leaving them, making sure you’re removing them
your hands soft and silky,” she says. properly, either in a salon or at home
Although technically from a men’s using an acetone remover, like Stylfile
grooming brand, my boyfriend and I each have a big Gel Nail Polish Remover Clips (£10.99;
tube of Heath London Hand Salve (£10; heathlondon. styltom.co.uk), and a bit of patience.
co.uk) by our own side of the bed. It gives hands
a healthy, non-greasy sheen and has a mouthwatering In between periods of polish, apply
spearmint scent. Nails Inc Gel Rehab (£15; nailsinc.
com), which hydrates and replenishes
As a cosmetic dentist and aesthetician, Dr MJ Rowland- distressed nails that may have seen
Warmann, the founder of Smileworks Liverpool, is one too many Shellacs hacked off.
constantly washing and disinfecting her hands and has
found a surprising solution for chapped hands – udder Strengthen them from the inside out
cream. “It’s cheap as chips but it replenishes the barrier by taking Vitabiotics Perfectil Plus
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function of the skin and makes my hands like new,” says Nails (£14.95; nationwide). They
Dr MJ. “Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.” contain nail-boosting nutrients like
selenium, zinc and amino acids.

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Try a hand mask
Much like a sheet mask for the face,
a glove-like hand mask looks fairly ridiculous
on but gives instant – although short-lived
– results. It’d be perfect before an event
that will involve a lot of hand shaking.

Starskin Pro Micro-Filler Hand Mask (£22;


beautybay.com) contains a cocktail of
hyaluronic acid, peptides and plant-stem
cells and is like a tweakment for the hands.
Meatier mitts might find them a snug fit,
but the results are dramatic – an instant
reduction in the appearance of redness
and pigmentation.
Testing it on just one
hand, my untreated one
felt hideously calloused
in comparison.

Skin Republic
Age-Defying Retinol
Hand Mask (£5.99;
Superdrug) contains
a weak form of hero
anti-ageing ingredient
retinol to help fight dark
spots, dryness and loss
of elasticity. Skin Republic
advises using one twice
a week for the first month
to see real results, but
these masks have a good
number of immediate effects,
too – plumped-up skin that’s
more even in tone.

Extend your
skincare routine
by rubbing in any
excess facial product
– exfoliating acids,
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your hands, too

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Life as I know it

Shona
McGarty
The EastEnders actress, 28, has starred in the soap for
over 11 years and lives in London Words by Rianne Ison
Not a lot of people know this but I’m very good The one thing I’d change about myself is…
at… singing. It’s not really a secret as I’ve sung I always doubt myself. I can sometimes pick
a lot in public and on television. But I really love it. out bad things about myself, but I think that’s
My best friend is... Camilla, my sister. We’re only something everyone does.
10 months apart so have a really good relationship. The best thing my parents taught me was... to
We’re really close, we’ve never argued. stand up for yourself and for what is the right thing
My nickname is... Back in the day it was Shoniqua. to do. It’s something that I really believe in. Don’t
I used to love the band N-Dubz, so it comes be a people-pleaser and go along with things.
from that. My nickname at work is Shinty McGinty The last time I cried was... when my grandma died.
– everyone seems to call me it. For some reason, We were very close.
it’s just stuck. The first record I ever bought was... Kylie
The bravest thing I’ve ever done is… I don’t think Minogue’s Can’t Get You Out Of My Head single.
it’s happened yet. Although standing up singing in I was a massive fan of hers when I was younger
front of thousands of people was brave. I’ve sung and still am. I’ve never seen her live, but would
live on Children In Need. It scared the life out of me. love to one day. I think she’s amazing. She also
I was so nervous. I’ve also sung at the Royal Albert doesn’t age.
Hall and at the Henley Festival with Gregory Porter It’s not good for my image but I like... chilling
and Laura Mvula, which was amazing. in a tracksuit with no make-up on. It helps me
My favourite TV show is... RuPaul’s Drag Race. switch off from work as Whitney wears a lot
I love how confident everyone is. I like watching the of make-up. So when I get home I like not
journey they go on emotionally. I also love the outfits, to wear any. It makes me feel very free.
the hair, make-up and the whole drama of the show. My greatest weakness is… a cup of tea.
My perfect evening is... Currently, it would be I don’t even have a number for how many I drink
watching Next In Fashion with Alexa Chung and Tan a day, but it’s a lot. Whether you’re happy, sad,
France and eating a cheeseboard. stressed – no matter what it is – a cup of tea
I’d like to say sorry to... my mum and dad for makes everything better.
being such a stroppy teenager. I went through If I could pass any law I would... make it
a bit of a phase, like everyone does. compulsory for people to bring their dogs to
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My first kiss was... messy and embarrassing. work. It would be nice for anyone who’s having
I think I was around 14. I had my eyes open as a stressful day to be able to cuddle a dog, even
I didn’t know it was a thing to close them. Everyone if it’s not their own.
was laughing at me. I drive... a white car. I bought it because at the

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time I had just dyed my hair red, and the car has red
seats, so I had to get it.
The shop I can’t walk past is... a charity shop
because I like having a rummage through the
rails. You can find some real gems and it’s all
for a good cause.
The most expensive thing I’ve ever splashed out
on is... my house. I think getting on the property
ladder is something most people want to do, so
I feel very lucky.
The actress who would play me in a film would
be… I’m completely obsessed with Angelina Jolie
so I would have to say her. But if I had to ask her
I think I would need to steady myself first as I would
be so nervous, it would be really awkward.
The worst job I’ve ever had is… I’ve been really
lucky as I joined EastEnders when I was 16 and
am still here, so I don’t really have a worst job.
Although, if we’re talking about household jobs,
I’d say picking up dog poo from the garden.

“Stand up for
yourself and do the
right thing… Don’t be
a people-pleaser”
My perfect Sunday is... making a roast dinner in my
pyjamas after a long dog walk and then relaxing.
My favourite place in Britain is... Cornwall.
I love the sea air. I went there every year when
I was a little girl with my mum, dad and sister.
We stayed on a farm where we had to milk the
goats every morning to feed the babies. I’d love
to go back one day.
My last holiday was… in Cyprus. It was about a
year ago and it was just lovely to go somewhere
warm and switch off from work.
I’m currently reading... a lot of scripts. I’ve been
really busy at work lately, which is great, but it
means I spend a lot of time reading. And when
I get home and I’ve learned my lines, I’m not always
in the mood to read anything else.
The best day of my life was... when I got my role on
EastEnders. I was studying at college. I went home
that night, got the phone call and they said, “The job
is yours if you want it.” I couldn’t believe it.
If I had half an hour left on Earth I would... spend
about 28 minutes stressing about what I was going
to do, then FaceTime my family, speak to them, and
tell them I’ve wasted 28 minutes stressing. ● S

This week, EastEnders marks its 35th anniversary


with episodes every weeknight on BBC1, times vary.

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Frankie’s
fightbackEx-Saturdays singer Frankie Bridge opens up about
her battle with mental health and the people who
pulled her back from breaking point Words by Kirsten Jones

A
t the height of her career in The Wayne, 39, and their two sons, Parker and
Saturdays, singer Frankie Bridge sold Carter, who helped blow out the candles on her
out arenas around the world with her cake. The star doesn’t hide her mental health
bandmates Mollie King, Una Healy, issues any more. Instead, she’s put her whole
Vanessa White and Rochelle Humes. life on paper in a bid to enable others to speak
The girl band scored 12 Top 10 hits, including out and ask for help.
Higher, Ego, Up and their number one, What In her new book, Open, she explores her own
About Us. It was a dream mental health from childhood
come true for the ex-S Club to adolescence and talks about
Juniors singer, but her
friends, family and fans had
“Everyone joining bands, finding fame and
love and having children. It’s
no idea she was about to
hit rock bottom. Frankie had
thought I was a bare-all book that reveals her
highs and lows and is filled
depression and in 2011
she took herself to hospital happy and with expert comments by
Frankie’s psychologist and
and began a difficult journey
back to health, tackling it just goes psychiatrist about symptoms
and treatments and the
guilt, shame and loneliness effects they have on the singer
to show, you
SOPHIE DAVIDSON / INSTAGRAM / GETTY IMAGES

along the way. and the people she loves.


“You spend so long trying Their comments, she says,
to hide it. I did because
I didn’t understand myself,”
never know” take away the taboo and
explain a scary subject in
she reflects. “It’s not to say a way that makes perfect sense.
I hated every second I was in The Saturdays. “My book arrived at home the other day and
I really loved it and there were some amazing I can’t believe I can touch it,” she says. “It was
moments, but this horrible illness took over. my manager’s idea at first. She said I needed
Everyone thought I was happy and it just goes to open up the conversation and I thought,
to show, you never know.” ‘Actually, people need to hear this.’
It’s mid January when we chat to Frankie, who “It’s a scary thing to do. I realise that people
has just celebrated her 31st birthday at home I don’t know are going to read these intimate
with her husband, former Chelsea footballer things about me. It’s weird but also quite freeing.

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INTERVIEW

25
In the beginning people would wonder what
I had to be sad about – and I get why
people feel that way. God, I feel it, too.
That’s part of the guilt. I have this lovely
life but that’s the point. Anyone can have
a mental illness. Anyone.”
A Strictly Come Dancing runner-up, TV
presenter and aspiring actress, Frankie
has struggled with a range of mental
health issues since childhood, freely listing
her battle with anxiety and panic attacks,
low mood, guilt and suicidal thoughts.
“I was born an anxious person,” she
reveals. “You rely on your family when
you’re young. Your mum takes you to
the doctor, you take their word for things
and get on with it. I’m sad because as
a child there were things I should have
been able to enjoy and I didn’t because
I was worrying about things going wrong
and people getting hurt. I look at my
kids and I hope they’re not like that.”
As Frankie grew up, she started to have
trouble breathing, first at night and then
during the day. It frightened her, which
made it worse, but she didn’t realise she
shouldn’t feel that way. “There was never
a point when I realised something wasn’t
right. I thought it was just something scary
that happened to me. I chilled out a bit
when I was in S Club Juniors, but it started
coming back.”
Frankie became friends with Rochelle
Humes in S Club Juniors and the pair
stepped up together in The Saturdays.
Rochelle and the girls had no idea Frankie
Clockwise, from above: The singer has opened up
about her mental health in her book; with her husband,
ex-footballer Wayne; performing with The Saturdays;
Frankie, Wayne and sons Carter and Parker

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INTERVIEW
was hiding her mental illness. In the book she became an ambassador for charity Mind in
describes her desperation, talking to therapists 2016 and last year released a podcast, Open
and trying a cocktail of drugs to bring her back Mind (which returns this month), with guests
from breaking point. She was constantly crying including Jamie Laing from Made In Chelsea,
and things eventually got to a point where she fellow Saturdays singer Mollie King and Great
couldn’t pretend any longer. British Bake Off winner Candice Brown, who
“It was a big shock for the girls when I first talked about her five-year battle with depression.
went into hospital,” she reveals. “They had to “People in the public eye are perceived to
pick up the pieces and carry on as a four, deal have it all. Just because someone’s life looks
with people asking questions and wonder if amazing, that doesn’t mean it is,” Frankie
their band member was going to come back. insists. “Candice and I met on the CoppaFeel!
Luckily, they all stuck it out and were so charity trek in India. We were so honest with
supportive of me. Even when I came out of each other. She trusted me and I feel proud
hospital it was a shock for them to see me to have given her space to open up.”
have a panic attack, but we just got on with it. Frankie is a completely different person now.
“I didn’t tell my family about my stay in Her depression is still there, but she doesn’t
hospital,” Frankie adds. “There was no need let it rule her life. Instead, she keeps on top
to be ashamed but it meant I had to admit that of her medication, has therapy when she feels
I was hiding something for so long. How was she needs it and puts herself and her family
I so unhappy yet living the dream? I don’t feel first. She still worries about her children, but
like that any more.” now has the tools to stop potential troubles
Frankie says her illness also tested her in their tracks. “My boys are only four and six
relationship with Wayne, and I’m very mindful of
who was struggling the things they’re scared
to care for her and felt of. I check in with them
helpless watching her “The kids’ needs and make them feel
suffer. He could have left better about their fears.
her for an easier life, but
he didn’t. The singer adds
force me to I guess I’m a bit more
paranoid. I’m always
that Wayne now knows
he doesn’t have to fix
get out of wondering if one of
them has got my brain.”
anything and just has to
be there, listen and hug, bed. They‘ve Frankie has now
caught the writing bug
and take the kids out and been inspired
while Frankie rides it out.
“It must be hard
taught me to to travel with her book,
write more about mental
for him not to take it
personally when I’m
find joy in the health and take on a new
challenge to prove to
having a down day, but
he knows I’ll come out smallest things” herself – and her brain
– that she can do
the other side,” she anything. The singer is
says. “It could have gone one of eight celebrities
either way when we had kids, but they gave me taking part in this year’s big Sport Relief
a purpose. Their needs force me to get out of challenge and documentary and she’s keen
bed and they show me that I can’t control to step into musical theatre, too, in something
everything in life. It sounds cheesy but they’ve that no one would expect.
taught me to find joy in the smallest things.” “I have definitely grown up and I understand
Frankie’s friends and family have read the myself a little bit more,” she confesses. “I’m
book and it’s been emotional, especially for her not on edge all the time, but I still have my
mum, who was worried about what she was days. I’ve accepted that I’m not going to be
going to read. But there are no secrets, says fixed. This is who I am and I need to get on
Frankie, and everybody is so proud and excited with it, in the best possible way that I can.
about the next chapter in her life. “I hope my book encourages people to feel
“Wayne hasn’t finished it yet because he’s more normal and speak to at least one person
never read a book the whole way through,” about how they’re feeling. I want them to have
she laughs. “He’ll probably wait for the audio a sense of hope that there is more to life than
version. I’m honest with the people I love. whatever their mental health is like right now.” ● S
If I tell someone, have a cry or speak to Wayne
I know I’ll feel better. It’s the little things – and Open, by Frankie Bridge (Octopus, £18.99),
it’s nice to know that someone else is there.” is out now in hardback. See Express Bookshop
Frankie is one of a host of celebrities on page 77. It is also available as an e-book
opening up about their mental health. She and an audiobook.

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I
Pitch
t’s lunchtime in central London and Carolyn
Radford and her entourage arrive at a
luxury hotel to dress up for the evening’s
Football Business Awards. She’s won Sky Bet
League Two’s CEO of the Year 2019 for her
inspiring work and success with Mansfield
Town Football Club.
Before we can start to get down to business,

perfect
introductions are in order and Carolyn names
each of her team who gather round like a
chat-show audience. There’s her two assistants,
her PR team and a lifestyle influencer, who
snaps a picture for Carolyn’s Instagram account.
“League Two is not the Premier League so
it’s nice to be recognised and celebrate what
we’ve done together,” explains Carolyn, who
became CEO in 2011 and married the club’s
chairman John Radford in 2012. She was also
nominated for the fcbusiness CEO of the Year
Award, following in the footsteps of The
Apprentice star and West Ham United vice-
chairman Karren Brady.
“I’d hope I’m not a token gesture,” she says,
eyebrows raised. “I’ve haven’t met Karren but
I’d really like to. She’s busy doing her thing but Carolyn Radford, CEO of Mansfield
if we sat down together, I think we’d find we
have a lot in common.” Town FC, proves there’s space for
As we talk business, there’s a flurry of folks
bursting in and out of the room with bags and
more women in a man’s world
bags of designer dresses and high heels for Words by Kirsten Jones
the night ahead.
“It’s nice to dress up, isn’t it?” she grins.
“I’m only picking one outfit and the rest is
going back to Selfridges.”
At age 29, Carolyn stepped on to the pitch
and turned Mansfield Town around, from a club
on the brink of going broke, to breaking even

“When I became
and making her own mark in a man’s world.
She’s faced sexism and prejudice since
stepping up as one of the country’s youngest
football CEOs, but she’s changing the face of
the game, including her community, and helping
other sports people achieve their dreams. Her
CEO, people
charity, The Radford Foundation, has given
grants to amazing athletes like Ollie Hynd thought it was
a gimmick.
and Charlotte Henshaw and funded them in
the build-up to the Rio Paralympic Games.
“When I became CEO, people thought it
was a gimmick,” says the 37 year old. “They
ignored my education, my work experience and It was blatant
sexism, but I
my leadership skills. Instead, they looked at a
picture of me on the pitchside wearing far too
much fake tan. I’d taken a role from a middle-

think things are


aged man. It was blatant sexism, but I think
things are really changing.”
In her role, Carolyn has made the club
a hub for the community and brought back
the women’s football team – including 500
girls aged over seven – treating them with
really changing”
MATT SPRAKE

the respect they deserve.


“We need to encourage more women to
go to games. We’re driving an interest and

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bringing crowds back on to the pitch to see
them play. Women’s football was banned for
50 years and it was a dirty thing to do. It will
take time, but it will get a new lease of life.”
Before stepping up as CEO, Carolyn studied
politics and law and landed a legal job with
fashion brand Gucci. She now works as
a director at John’s firm One Call Insurance,
is a lawyer at OCL Solicitors and, until recently,
ran a beauty salon in Doncaster.
“The beauty salon is no more,” she sighs.
“It was very hard to manage and I’m focused
on my family right now. My mum was a PE
teacher so I spent my childhood standing
around hockey and netball pitches in the
winter. I’ve always been immersed in sport
but I never thought I’d be running a football
club when I grew up.”
While Carolyn says she prefers the gym
to a kickabout, her three sons, Hugo, Rupert
and Albert – who she shares with husband
John – are keen to learn and she has high
hopes for them all.
“One of them is really into tennis. It’d be
nice if he was the next Andy Murray. Hopefully,
we’ll have the next Lewis Hamilton, too, and an
actor who will take me to the Oscars. Perfect,”
she laughs. “We used to have nannies and
I felt like I was in the way all the time. Now
I get them up and dressed for school and
spritz them with some Chanel No.5 before
they leave the house. I like to think that if
they smell nice, the teacher will give them
a bit more attention.”
From dawn till dusk, Carolyn and
John are in each other’s pockets.
They open post and meet the
manager together, plan for big
games and pick up their director
roles at John’s insurance firm. It’s
non-stop but you get used to it,
she says. “I love the adrenaline
and when there’s nothing to do,
I’m bored,” she admits. “John and
I live and work together, we get on
and it works so well. We’re like the
Richard and Judy of football.”
It’s the thrill of winning that
keeps Carolyn at the top of
her game. It’s a roller coaster
of emotions as you dream of
a promotion, she says, and that’s
what makes football so special.
She wants more women to stop
hiding and step up to achieve their
goals, no matter what they are.
“I want women to have
confidence, drive and enthusiasm.
If things knock you down – as they
do – keep going. Life is so difficult. It’s not an
Instagram picture-perfect world, is it? Just keep
going and be the best you can be.” ● S

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Edited by Laura Mulley

Discover a fresh approach


to life on a naturopathic
retreat in southwest India
urritos, melted cheese, fried eggs,

B bread… I’m running through


a mental list of my favourite food
and trying – really trying – to test
my remarkable discovery: nope,
I’m just not hungry. Day four of a raw-food diet
with intermittent fasting (no eating between
10am and 6pm) and I hadn’t heard my
Raw power
stomach rumble once.
Exceptional though this raw food revelation sure what was going on) but also with their At daily meetings with the doctor, we were
is, it isn’t the only thing that makes Prakriti gentle, soft-spoken ways. The food is organic, encouraged to talk about any physical issues
Shakti – meaning the Power of Mother Nature around half of it grown on site. or emotional experiences to help them tailor
in Sanskrit – so special. The ethos of Prakriti Shakti is to step away the therapies.
It’s a retreat built discreetly into the hills of from busy life and, as the board in the eating So what did I learn that I could bring back
Panchalimedu, about three hours from Kochi area says, “Embrace the silence within you.” So to my usual life?
city, in southwest India. Guests come for seven we put down our phones and gazed out past the Firstly, raw food can be very filling. The
to 21 days and after a consultation with the infinity pool carved into the mountains, reveries advice when returning to the real world is to
naturopathic doctor, each is given a daily interrupted only by dragonflies, black crows aim to eat a diet of 30 per cent raw food and
programme of treatments from acupuncture sipping at the water and butterflies of all hues. make it colourful and varied. Three weeks later,
to spinal baths, revitalising massages and First, we grounded ourselves, then came I’m still managing that.
jala neti (clearing your nose with water), plus the science. As well as at least three different It also struck home that a few little tweaks
morning and evening yoga classes. treatments every day, the doctors gave talks on can help ease the mental strain – less
They are all delivered with a bounty of the naturopathic theories that underpin them. checking of the mobile phone, more checking
kindness, an attitude which runs through At 6.20am, as the sun rises, you perform in with my mood, more water, fewer cuppas,
everything at Prakriti Shakti. It’s part of CGH the practice of panchamahabhutopasana. This more fresh air, less sitting at my desk.
Earth, a travel group dedicated to responsible introduces the five elements of life – air, water, At the end of this wonderful experience, Dr
tourism – for example, the toiletries are 100 space, fire and earth – as we breathed (air), Cijith Sreedhar had these rather surprising
per cent natural and the organisation works walked barefoot (earth), went in the pool (water), departing words, “I tell my patients not to
closely with the local communities. moved (space) and meditated (fire). Getting in come back.” It’s not what you think. He hopes
All responsibilities are removed from you touch with the five elements runs through all the that all guests leave refreshed but, more
upon arrival. Guests don’t even wear their own treatments. So the spinal bath represents water, importantly, knowing how to stay that way
clothes, but instead don comfortable, loose while daily sunbathing with eye and abdominal in the longer term.
cotton trousers and top. Therapists melt knotty mudpacks symbolises earth. But I’m afraid I’m going to disappoint Dr
shoulders with their hands (or I think it was At its heart, the naturopathy practised here Sreedhar. I will be back. ●S
hands – I was generally too zoned out to be is about treatment without medicine. Jenny Rodger

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For further information, visit prakritishakti.com.

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Is salt slowly
kiling you?
Sugar isn’t the only crystalline white substance we should shun at mealtimes.
Salt is an even bigger threat to health, says science writer Graham Lawson
alt is a routine part of most diets, discovered it could be used to preserve food. flavours that often result from the industrial

S casually added to food even when


it’s already laden with the stuff.
And yet this mineral that we so
enthusiastically grind and sprinkle
on to food is killing us. Not immediately, but
it will get you in the end. The World Health
Organisation (WHO) says we’re in the grip of
Salt has since played a leading role in human
history. It assisted the transition to settled
communities and became one of the world’s
most valued commodities.

The rising tide


cooking processes. It can be injected into
meat to make it hold more water, thus
allowing water to be sold for the price of
meat. It improves the appearance, texture
and even the smell of the final products. And
it makes you thirsty, boosting sales of drinks.
This effortless consumption of salt
a “crisis” of non-infectious diseases. Salt is Although we no longer have to rely on salt horrifies doctors. Our kidneys can excrete
one of the main culprits because of its effect to keep food from spoiling, our appetite some excess salt but, even so, people who
on blood pressure and hence cardiovascular for it is undiminished. Most people eat much consistently eat more than about half a gram
diseases such as heart attacks and strokes. more salt than they need. While US dietary a day – that is, practically all of us – build up
Only one substance gives the WHO greater guidelines set an adequate intake of 3.75g excess sodium. To keep fluid concentrations
cause for concern, and that is tobacco. a day, the average Westerner eats about 8g; stable, our bodies retain extra water. As
in some parts of Asia, 12g is the norm. a result, we’re all carrying round up to a litre
Despite a widespread belief that we have and a half of fluid, weighing one and a half
What is salt? an innate taste for salt, our liking appears kilograms more than we would if we were on
Salt is a vital nutrient. Its constituent ions, to be learned. People living in traditional our natural salt intake.
sodium and chloride, help maintain fluid societies, such as the highlanders of Papua An inevitable consequence of this excess
balance; sodium is one of the ions nerve New Guinea, have no access to pure salt and fluid is a rise in blood pressure – one of the
cells use to create electrical impulses. find it repulsive, but if they move to the city main risk factors for cardiovascular disease.
The typical foods available to our hunter- they quickly get a taste for it. And like an Even small increases raise your risk of
gatherer ancestors would have been low in addictive drug, the more you eat the more having a stroke, and everything that lowers
salt, so we have evolved an exquisite system you crave, as salt receptors on the tongue blood pressure reduces it. For this reason,
for detecting it in our diet. One of our five become desensitised by overuse. salt reduction has become one of the most
types of taste bud is dedicated exclusively to It doesn’t help that processed food is full important public health targets in the world.
salt, the only one tuned to a single chemical. of salt. Around three-quarters of the salt we Dietary guidelines vary, but generally
Unlike energy, our bodies cannot readily store eat is added to food before it even reaches recommend eating no more than 5-6g
salt and so we are experts at hanging on our plates, not only in the obvious culprits of salt a day. And these levels are far
to it, largely through a recycling unit in the like crisps and cured meat but also from ideal – they are merely what is
kidneys. It is possible to survive perfectly concealed in breakfast cereal, biscuits and considered realistic in a world awash
well on very little salt. crackers, cheese, yoghurts, cake, soup and with salt. Try calculating your own salt
Until recently, most humans ate no salt sauces. Even bread is surprisingly salty. intake and you’ll soon learn how hard
other than what was naturally in their food, There is a multitude of reasons why it is to meet even this modest target.
amounting to less than half a gram a day. processed food is so laden with salt. As Sodium may not be the whole story,
Pure salt entered the human diet only well as prolonging shelf life, it makes cheap however. Potassium blunts the blood
around 5,000 years ago when the Chinese ingredients taste better and masks the bitter pressure effects of sodium, and the effect

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HEALTH

is mediated by the ratio of potassium to


sodium rather than the absolute amounts.
Modern diets are not only laden with
sodium but also depleted in potassium,
so an effective way to boost the health
benefits of salt reduction is to switch
to high-potassium table salt or eat more
high-potassium foods such as bananas,
oranges and black beans. However, if
you have kidney disease, heart disease
or diabetes, seek medical advice as an
increase in potassium may be harmful.

A spicy solution
One way to cut down on salt is to use spices
as a substitute. Spices have been added to
national dietary guidelines in the US and
Australia because adding them to food
makes it easier to cut down on salt.
Spices may even bring health benefits
of their own. They are often rich in
polyphenols, a group of plant compounds
thought to have antioxidant properties,
which has led to them being touted as
a kind of superfood. The best-known
super-spice is turmeric. Its magic ingredient
is curcumin, which has anti-inflammatory
properties. More than 120 trials have
tested its effectiveness against conditions
from Alzheimer’s disease to erectile
dysfunction, and each month dozens
of new scientific papers are published
on its effects.
But despite much scientific scrutiny, the
verdict is far from clear. One big red flag
is that however much turmeric you eat,
“Like an curcumin does not easily get into the
bloodstream. The effects may be a placebo.

addictive drug, It’s a similar story with other spices. Some


research suggests that cinnamon can lower
insulin resistance, for example, but a review
the more you of trials concluded there was no strong
evidence of any health effects. That doesn’t
mean spices are not good for you but a lot
eat the more more evidence is needed. If they’re curbing
your salt intake, however, they are certainly

you crave” doing some good. ●

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Full bloom
A beautiful bouquet can transform a room
Words by Victoria Gray Photographs by Clive Shalice

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INTERIORS

Jo Wood spent six years Jo and her team remain


working at one of London’s committed to being as
top florists before starting her environmentally friendly as
own bespoke floral business possible. Bouquets are wrapped
in 2001. She opened her first in paper and tied with jute
shop, The Beautiful Flower Co, twine, while some of her
with entrepreneurs Jade arrangements can be purchased
and Julian Dunkerton in the with a recycled glass vase
Cotswolds in 2019
Seasonal foliage plays an
Facing page: Jo’s floristry important part in the florist’s
style is timeless, natural designs. “My current favourite
and quintessentially English for smaller arrangements is
Begonia rex. The leaves are
This page, clockwise from a beautiful silver-grey colour on
top left: “Terrariums make one side and a deep claret on the
wonderful gifts and are other. The velvety texture adds
a really popular purchase another dimension to an
from the shop,” she reveals arrangement,” says Jo

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INTERIORS

Clockwise, from bottom left: The shop sells Cotswolds and works with flower farms
a curated array of vases, plant pots and and growers from the area
vessels, homeware and gifts. Jo sources all
the display items from local antique markets Customers can relax with a cup of coffee
and reclamation yards. This little chest and a slice of homemade cake at The
was picked up at Previous Homewares Beautiful Flower Co, where plans for
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£3.99 each (thebeautifulflowerco.com) front of the shop are under way

A simple planter filled with succulents The Beautiful Flower Co is the first
looks contemporary and stylish. “They’re joint venture between Jade and Julian
really easy to look after, too. An occasional Dunkerton and Jo Wood and is at
misting is all they need,” says Jo Dowdeswell Park, London Rd, Charlton
Kings, Cheltenham GL52 6UT. For further
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Botanical
bounty
For extra flavour, just add herbs
Styled and compiled by Victoria Gray
Photographs by Clive Shalice

Gin, blood orange


and rosemary cocktail
Serves: 4
Preparation time: 10 minutes
200ml (7fl oz) blood orange
juice (2-3 oranges),
plus 4 slices to garnish
40ml (1½fl oz) lemon juice
(1 lemon)
200ml (7fl oz) gin
60ml (2½fl oz) sugar syrup
6 sprigs of rosemary
2 tbsps crushed ice,
plus extra to serve
1 litre (1¾ pints) tonic water
● Squeeze the oranges and
lemon into a cocktail shaker.
● Add the gin, sugar syrup,
2 sprigs of rosemary and 2
tablespoons of crushed ice.
● Place the lid on and shake
well to extract the oils from
the rosemary.
● Pour into 4 glasses over
crushed ice then top up each
with 250ml (9fl oz) of tonic
water or to taste.
● Garnish with the remaining
four rosemary sprigs and
orange slices.

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FOOD
Lavender cake
Serves: 12
Preparation time:
20 minutes
Cooking time: 55 minutes
235g (8¼oz) plain flour
¾ tsp baking powder
¾ tsp baking soda
A pinch of salt
400g (14oz) caster sugar
1 tbsp dried lavender
3 medium eggs
330g (11¾oz) Greek
yoghurt
165g (5¾oz) rapeseed oil
Zest of 1 orange and juice
of ½
For the icing:
200g (7oz) icing sugar
Zest of 1 orange and
2 tbsps of juice
2 tbsps milk
1 tsp dried lavender
● Preheat the oven to
160°C/325°F/gas mark
2½ and line a 22cm
(8¾in) spring-form cake
tin with baking paper.
● Sift the flour, baking
powder, soda and salt
into a large mixing bowl.
● Lightly pulse the caster
sugar and lavender in a
food processor to release
the herb aromas then mix
with the flour.
● Whisk together the
eggs, yoghurt, oil, orange
zest and juice.
● Make a well in the
centre of the flour mixture,
gradually pour in the wet
ingredients and fold
together until there are no
pockets of dry flour, being
careful not to overmix.
● Spoon into the prepared
cake tin and bake for 55
minutes or until a skewer
comes out clean.
● Leave the cake in the
tin for 5 minutes then
remove and cool on a rack.
● Mix together the icing
sugar, orange zest,
juice and milk until it’s
smooth and coats the
back of a spoon.
● Cover with clingfilm for
30 minutes. Drizzle over
the cake and sprinkle on a
teaspoon of dried lavender.

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FOOD
Fresh herb focaccia
Serves: 10 as a side
Preparation time: 1 hour
Cooking time: 22 minutes
600g (1lb 5oz) strong white
bread flour
15g (½oz) salt
10g instant yeast
420ml (14¾fl oz) tepid water,
plus 1 tbsp to drizzle
165ml (5¾fl oz) olive oil, plus
3 tbsps to drizzle
3 sprigs of rosemary
5 sprigs of fresh thyme
200g (7oz) cherry tomatoes
A handful of basil leaves
A handful of sage leaves
1 tsp flaky salt
● Sift the flour, salt and yeast into
a large mixing bowl.
● Make a well in the middle of the
flour and slowly pour in the tepid
water. Stir to incorporate with a
fork or your finger until combined.
● Drizzle in the 165ml (5¾fl oz) of
olive oil, mixing continuously until
it has all been absorbed.
● Turn out on to a surface and
knead for 10 minutes or until the
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● Using the tips of your fingers, 4 garlic cloves, peeled packet instructions.
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Chicken, rosemary,
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lemon bake
Serves: 4
Preparation time:
20 minutes, plus
marinating time
Cooking time: 1 hour
8 chicken thighs, skin on
and bones left in
10 sprigs of thyme
6 sprigs of rosemary
4 sprigs of oregano
10 sage leaves
4 tbsps olive oil
Salt and pepper
2 onions
3 garlic bulbs
2 lemons
200ml (7oz) white wine
● Trim any excess fat from
around the chicken thighs.
● Mix the chicken thighs
in a large bowl with thyme,
rosemary, oregano, sage
and half of the olive oil.
Season to taste.
● Cover and allow
to marinate at room
temperature for 30 minutes
or in the fridge overnight.
● Preheat the oven to
180°C/ 350°F/gas
mark 4.
● Peel and slice each
onion into 8 wedges then
place them in a large
roasting tray.
● Halve the garlic bulbs
and lemons and add to
the roasting tray.
● Drizzle with the rest
of the olive oil then
mix together.
● Lay the marinated
chicken thighs skin side
up in the roasting tray,
along with all the herbs.
● Pour in the wine,
making sure none of it
goes on the chicken skin.
● Cover tightly with foil.
Bake for 30 minutes then
remove the foil. Bake for
a further 30 minutes or
until the chicken skin is
golden and the meat fully
cooked through.
● Serve with the baked
lemon squeezed over the
chicken and potatoes of
your choice. ● S

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WINE

Jamie Goode
Organic wines are not just better for the planet, they’re more interesting, too
he key to organic Yalumba Organic Chardonnay Raia winery is made from Casa Roscoli Primitivo

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2018, Puglia, Italy
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Showing a chocolatey, spicy
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In an attractive squat bottle,
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Alan Titchmarsh

On your marks,
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Start now if you want a veg patch that crops from spring to autumn, says Alan

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BOOKS

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Jake Kerridge reviews four eagerly
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FICTION

The Ex-Factor
Could speed dating be a quick fix for
a broken heart? Short story by Rachel Marks

I
tried Tinder but couldn’t figure hasn’t quite gone as planned.
out what to write in my bio – it “What about you? I’d have put
either sounded too “trying to you less conventional – Lady
be witty” or too “blimey, she’s Gaga, Tilda Swinton…”
boring” bland. How do you sell “An acquired taste?”
yourself in 500 characters? And “I was thinking more ‘unique’.”
how can I say, “I’m amazing, you Luke’s always had a way with
should choose me,” when the truth words. Always known how to make favourably.”
is, choosing me is like choosing me feel like I’m the most amazing There’s
to jump out of an aeroplane with person in the world, even though a sudden
a faulty parachute – the odds are I’m far from it. shift in his
not in your favour. “I suppose you and Boris share expression.
So here I am – speed dating. It similar hair.” “Although I don’t
felt less contrived, somehow. But Luke runs a hand through his hope that, you know?
then I walked in and cringeworthily messy blond hair (it’s nothing like I don’t actually care
had to choose a nametag from Boris’s really – it’s lovely) and what they think.”
a list of celebrities (I went for laughs. His laugh always had the I know exactly what he’s saying. I nod. “And me you. But
Cameron Diaz – we share capability to melt me, even if we’d That he only cares what I think. nothing’s changed, Luke.”
something of the same jawline). been engaged in a huge argument And I want to tell him I could look He takes a deep breath.
I have 10 minutes to assess each moments before or discussing at his face, prominent forehead “Maybe I could cope without one?
suitor before scoring them out of serious life decisions that we and all, every day for the rest of Maybe you’re right? The sleepless
five for how much I want to see fundamentally disagreed on. my life and never get bored. That nights, nappies, tantrums… it’s
them again. So far, my page looks “One woman, ‘Demi Moore’ – the four years, seven months, 23 not that appealing, is it?”
like I’m playing a game of noughts similar in age only – said she days and five hours I spent with “I’m always right.” I smile and
and crosses without an opponent. thought I looked more like David him was the time I still measure yet I’ve never felt sadder.
I don’t mean to be harsh, but ‘Brad Cameron. I thought she was joking everything against, and against “What if it could be enough for
Pitt’ was 5ft 3in with translucent but her face stayed poker straight.” which everything else comes up me? Just us.”
skin and an unhealthy interest in Now it’s my turn to laugh. “It’s short. But I can’t. Because I can’t Over Luke’s shoulder, I notice
my dental hygiene. It’s a date, not the prominent forehead.” give him what he needs. There’s the organiser, Tom, heading
an annual checkup. ‘Ricky Gervais’ Luke reaches across the table no happy ending for us. towards us. He places his
was clearly hoping the whole and jabs me in the arm. “It’s a “‘J.Lo’ over there is pretty hot.” hand gently on Luke’s back.
“funny men get beautiful women” sign of intelligence, you know?” Luke glances in the direction “Time to fill out the cards for
theory holds weight. The problem “There are exceptions to every of the tanned, toned bombshell on any of the dates you’d like to
being he wasn’t funny. And ‘David rule.” Luke smiles. the table across from us. Then he see again, although I might be
Beckham’ spent the entire 10 “So how is the score sheet turns his face away from her and able to guess which one you’re
minutes reciting football scores. going?” I ask. lowers his voice. “She’s about as going to choose.”
And no, he did not look like He holds up his sheet, a mirror interesting as a paper bag.” Luke acknowledges his
Beckham. If he had, it might’ve image of my own. “That well, huh?” “You don’t have to converse in comment with a half-smile but
been less of an endurance. “You?” I can see the fear in his the bedroom, you know?” doesn’t take his eyes off me.
I check my phone. Ten minutes eyes at my answer and I wish he “True.” He pauses. “But I hand my cards to Tom. “None
© RACHEL MARKS 2020 / ILLUSTRATION: ALAMY

left. Last one and I can go home knew that, for me, there’s only I want to.” When he holds eye for me tonight, I’m afraid.” Then
to my empty bed and a good book him. How I’m scared there will only contact with me, I know he’s I start to leave, briefly turning back
– why even date when single life ever be him. picturing the way we would giggle to Luke. “Go for J.Lo. Some of us
offers such delights? When I glance “Let’s just say I’m going to have when we made love, the post-coital just don’t shine on a first date.
up, it takes me a minute to a different man lined up for every intellectual debates. Remember ours?”
register what I’m seeing, but then night next week.” Then the bell rings and the Luke nods. “Always.” ● S
it’s like someone’s dragging my “Good for you. And what score men are summoned back to their
heart up through my throat. do I get? Two out of five?” tables, and in part I’m grateful, Rachel Marks’ debut novel,
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in the summer of 1970
when we were filming The e
Railway Children. The
director Lionel Jeffries is
with Gary Warren (Peter
Waterbury), Jenny Agutterr
(Bobbie Waterbury) and
me (Phyllis Waterbury) in n
the Edwardian London house seen at the start rt
of the film which, if I remember rightly, was
filmed at Elstree Studios.
Peter is given a toy train engine for his 10th th
birthday and Lionel was probably explaining
how the toy train will go bang when it gets to
the end of the track. There weren’t any
rehearsals, really, we just kept doing the
scenes until they were perfect.
Photos like this bring back lots of happy
memories of the classic family film which
celebrates its 50th anniversary this year, when en
I myself turn 70 [in April]. Its famously emotional
onal
scene is the one in which Bobbie is reunited
with their long-lost father on the railway
platform, but it’s never brought a lump to myy
throat. I’m not sentimental. It was just a job..
I was born in 1950 in Plumpton, East was a yoke-neck dress which went straight out convertible,
tibl a FFerrarii and
nd all the Lotuses
Sussex, and raised in nearby Brighton and from underneath the shoulders with lots of – but only one at a time.
Hove, but I wasn’t from a showbiz family. My petticoats underneath. My last screen credit was a Wodehouse
father, Maurice, was in the car repair business I wore short skirts in real life but a year later, Playhouse in 1978, though I have been in
and my mother Dorothy (known as Sally) did when I was in the psychological thriller Straw about 20 stage shows since, including
bits and pieces. During a brief spell at ‘proper’ Dogs, the director Sam Peckinpah insisted the pantomimes. In the early 80s I decided to travel
school, I told the headmaster I wanted to be grey skirt I wore as Janice be lengthened so the world, and after my daughter Charlotte was
a chef – but I still can’t cook to save my life. the viewer wouldn’t be distracted from the star. born in 1996 I took time out to raise her. I’m
Persuaded by the eldest of my three I never went naked onstage or on-screen. very happy with the work I’ve done.
brothers, I started performing onstage at I felt if I’m good enough to do this, I don’t need Gary Warren hasn’t been seen on-screen
11. Soon I was regularly working on telly, to take my clothes off to get hired. So if there since the late 70s. He left show business and
especially in the police series Dixon Of Dock was any nudity involved, my agent wouldn’t went to Canada, though we have been in touch
Green, Z-Cars and Softly, Softly, and did two put me up for it. But when Paula Wilcox and on Twitter. Jenny Agutter and I have met at
movies for the Children’s Film Foundation. I played single women sharing a flat in the ITV various events over the years and maybe we
Attending Phildene Stage School in London sitcom Man About The House from 1973 to will all get together for the 50th anniversary
was supposed to give me a break, as well as 1976, we were seen in bikinis. later this year, though I’m not yet aware of any
training, but I often got sidetracked shopping. In the 70s, I was also in the movie Baxter! plans for another reunion.” ● S
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Actress Sally, 69, recalls playing Phyllis Waterbury in the classic film The
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What to watch This week’s best new drama, films and
entertainment shows by Jennifer Kyte
The Brit Awards 2020
Tuesday, 8pm, ITV
The biggest night in
British music returns,
hosted by comedian
Jack Whitehall (left),

AWARDS
and it’s going to be an
extra-special evening as the
Brit Awards celebrates its 40th
birthday. This year we can expect
incredible live performances from
stars including Harry Styles (left),
Celeste, Mabel, Stormzy (top),
Lewis Capaldi and Billie Eilish.
Those nominated for Male Solo
Artist include Dave, Harry Styles,
Lewis Capaldi, Michael Kiwanuka
and Stormzy, while Charli XCX,
FKA twigs, Freya Ridings, Mabel
and Mahalia are shortlisted for
Female Solo Artist.

NEW
SERIES
Harry Redknapp’s
Sandbanks Summer
Wednesday, 8pm, ITV
King of the Jungle Harry
Redknapp and his wife Sandra
are treating us this week with
their new series which explores
one of the country’s most
prestigious areas – Sandbanks.
Throughout the series, famous faces – including
Neil “Razor” Ruddock and Joe Pasquale (above)
– will join Harry on local adventures such as
polo tournaments and medieval festivals.
Cilla:
C illa: The Lost Tapes
Wednesday, 9pm, ITV
Homeland Gathering dust in the loft, Cilla Black’s family
Tonight, 9pm, Channel 4
recently stumbled on some never-before-seen
The eighth and final series of Homeland
old tapes of the star. And amazingly it seems
is going to be explosive. Carrie (Claire
she kept track of everything she did. Both
Danes) is recovering from her ordeal in
video and audio, Cilla’s lost tapes include
the Russian gulag. Her body is better but
early onstage performances, building
her memory is sketchy and Saul (Mandy
friendships with The Beatles, turning her
Patinkin, right) needs it not to be. For
career to telly and all that was in between.
one last time, her expertise is required
During this special one-off programme,
to help engage the Taliban in peace
Sheridan Smith narrates as Cilla’s friends
negotiations. Can she do it?
and family watch the tapes and tell us

FINAL tales of the star throughout her career.

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6.00am Breakfast 8.15 Match of the 6.45am The Instant Gardener (R) 7.30 6.00am CITV 7.30 Scrambled! 9.25 ITV 6.00am The King of Queens (R) 6.50
Day (R) 9.00 The Andrew Marr Celebrity Antiques Road Trip (R) News 9.30 Ainsley’s Caribbean Everybody Loves Raymond (R)
Show 10.00 Politics England. 8.30 Countryfile (R) 9.30  NEW Kitchen (R) 10.30 Living on the 7.40 The Big Bang Theory (R)
Debate. 10.30 The Big Questions Beechgrove Repotted. Mairi Veg 11.30 The Greek Islands with 8.25 Beat the Chef (R) 9.30
11.30 Wanted Down Under Reid from Ardersier talks about Julia Bradbury. Visiting Chios. (R) Sunday Brunch. Today’s guests
(R) 12.15pm Bargain Hunt her love for gardening. 10.00 12.00noon The Metro: A Rail Life include Katy Wix, Ben Bailey
1.00 BBC News; Weather Saturday Kitchen Best Bites Story The system prepares Smith and Nadine Coyle.
1.15 Songs of Praise Worship. 11.30 Rick Stein: From Venice to for the Great North Run. (R) 12.30pm The Simpsons (R)
Istanbul (R) 12.30pm Trust Me, 12.35 The Voice UK It’s the final 2.50 Ice Age: The Meltdown
1.50 Escape to the Country (R) I’m a Doctor. Examining yoga. (R) week of Blind Auditions. (R) (2006/U) Three animals search
2.35 Garden Rescue (R) 1.00 Snow Monkeys: Natural World 2.05 The Masked Singer (8/8) Joel for a tree to use as a boat
3.05 Shrek: The Ghost of Lord Japan’s snow monkeys. (R) Dommett hosts the grand final. and escape a melting glacier.
Farquaad Shrek spin-off. 1.50 Painting the Holy Land (R) 3.35 Tipping Point Quiz show. (R) Animated adventure, featuring
3.20 Shrek the Third (2007/U) 2.50 Holiday of My Lifetime with 4.35 ITV News; Weather the voice of Ray Romano. ★★
Animated sequel, with the Len Goodman Dan Walker. (R) 4.45 Regional News; Weather 4.30 Night at the Museum
voice of Mike Myers. ★★★ 3.35  FILM I Was Monty’s Double (2006/PG) The exhibits at a
5.00 The Chase: I’m a Celebrity
4.40 Spy in the Wild Red crabs. (R) (1958/U) War drama. ★★★★ Special With former New York museum come to life
5.40 BBC News; Regional News 5.15 Flog It! Compilation. (R) campmates Rita Simons, after dark and run riot. Fantasy
6.10 Countryfile A saltmarsh habitat 6.00 Undiscovered Worlds Malique Thompson-Dwyer, comedy, with Ben Stiller. ★★★
for migratory birds in Essex. with Steve Backshall (R) Fleur East and James McVey. (R) 6.35 Channel 4 News Headlines.
7.10 Doctor Who (8/10) At Lake 7.00 Ski Sunday (7/7) Jenny Jones 6.00 Dancing on Ice The 7.00 The Great Pottery Throw
Geneva in 1816, Lord Byron meets up with a group of skiers celebrities and their professional Down It’s Greek Week, and
and the Shelleys plan a night and snowboarders determined partners take to the ice once the remaining contestants are
telling ghost stories, but as the to find eco-friendly thrills in a more, hoping they can do challenged to sculpt a nude
Doctor arrives, the villa proves new movie called Shelter. Plus, a enough to avoid a place in the Greek statue and throw
to have spectres all of its own. round-up of World Cup action. bottom two. Plus, a musical Greek jugs at the wheel.
8.00 Call the Midwife (7/8) 8.00 Top Gear (4/6) Chris Harris interlude from the Script. Presented by Melanie Sykes. (R)
The team finally receives the and Freddie Flintoff tackle the 8.00 Endeavour (2/3) As 8.00 My Family and the
long-awaited incubator for Baja 1000t off-road race. On the campaigning for the 1970 general Galapagos (2/4) Monty Halls
the maternity home, while test track, a showdown is held election gets under way in and his family are settling into
Trixie is keen to support a between a Renault hot hatch, a Oxford, racial tensions escalate life on the island of Isabela,
new patient who has a rare Porsche sports car and an old in the city and a clash between where they soon discover it
condition that has left her blind. Lamborghini. Guests Laurence two rival gangs leads Morse is not without its challenges.
9.00 The Pale Horse (2/2) Mark is and Emilia Fox are in the studio. and Thursday to the door 9.00 Homeland (1/12) The final
consumed with paranoia, fearful 9.00 Win the Wilderness: of a familiar face – where series of the CIA thriller begins
that his life is at risk and that the Alaska (4/6) Three of the they discover the influence with Carrie Mathison recovering
perpetrator is someone known couples are taken to Canwell of a right wing organisation from brutal confinement in a
to him. To make matters worse, Glacier system, an area that is hoping to win an Oxford seat. Russian gulag. Saul, National
Detective Inspector Lejeune home to wolves and bears. They Things get worse at an Indian Security Adviser to President
seems to be increasingly face a gruelling journey over restaurant, where a mysterious Warner, has been dispatched
suspicious of him. Mark’s rough glacial terrain and icy disappearance and a shocking to engage the Taliban in
investigations uncover the ties streams, before Duane and Rena murder put even the strongest Afghanistan peace negotiations.
between his first wife Delphine have to decide who the next family loyalties to the test. With Starring Claire Danes, Mandy
and the trio of ‘witches’. pair to be eliminated will be. Shaun Evans and Roger Allam. Patinkin and Maury Sterling.
10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 The Ranganation Katherine 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.15 The Battle for Hong Kong
10.30 Match of the Day 2 Mark Ryan guest stars on the topical 10.15 Bradley Walsh & Son: Filmed over eight months on
Chapman presents action from comedy show hosted by Breaking Dad On the final the frontline of Hong Kong’s
today’s Premier League fixtures, Romesh Ranganathan. (R) leg of their journey, the pair street protests, cameras reveal
which were Aston Villa v 10.45 Frankie Boyle’s Tour of continue through the snow to how the lives of five young
Tottenham Hotspur and Scotland The comedian New Hampshire, before going activists were changed forever.
Arsenal v Newcastle United. treks from Edinburgh to lobster fishing in the sub-zero 11.15pm  FILM Men in Black 3
11.15pm Can You Beat the Bookies? Aberdeen, meeting best-selling temperatures of Maine. (R) (2012/PG) A secret agent goes back
Comedian and football presenter author Val McDermid and 10.40 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories in time and teams up with a young
Lloyd Griffith embarks on an joining prison inmates learning Harry Redknapp talks about version of his mentor to stop an alien
experiment to find out if he can about the Scots language. (R) his career as one of the most changing history. Sci-fi comedy, with
uncover the secrets of gambling 11.15pm Murder Trial: The respected football managers Will Smith and Josh Brolin. ★★★
success and the truth about the Disappearance of Margaret Fleming in the modern game. (R) 1.05am  FILM Love Is Strange (2014/15)
industry. (R) 12.15am A Question of Documentary about the investigation 11.35pm Heathrow: Inside Britain’s Drama, starring Alfred Molina and John
Sport. Eilidh Doyle, Nick Pope, Pamela and trial of two carers accused of Busiest Airport Ian is on the runway Lithgow. ★★★ 2.40 Come Dine with
Cookey and Zach Mercer join team murdering Margaret Fleming. (R) 1.15am as it goes into lockdown. (R) 12.00m’t Me (R) 3.30 Losing It: Our Mental
captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell Question Time. From Dundee. (R) 2.15 Home Shopping 3.00 Teach My Pet Health Emergency (R) 4.25 Building the
on the quiz. (R) 12.45 Weather for the Best House in Town (R) 3.00 Holby City to Do That (R) 3.25 ITV Nightscreen Dream (R) 5.20 Cooking Up a Fortune
Week Ahead 12.50-6.00am BBC News (R) 4.00-6.00am This Is BBC Two 5.05-6.00am Judge Rinder (R) (R) 5.50-6.30am Countdown (R)
(R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad
Channel 5
FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105
GOLD
6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 The Piglet Files.
Double bill. 8.05 Are You Being Served?
Sunday
FEBRUARY 16
8.45 Only Fools and Horses. Ten episodes.
6.00am Milkshake! Children’s shows. 8.20pm Dad’s Army 9.00 Only Fools and Horses
10.00 Harry Enfield and Chums 10.40 The
9.40 SpongeBob SquarePants Mighty Boosh. Double bill. 12.00m’t Black Books.
9.50 The Loud House (R) Triple bill. 1.45 Harry Enfield and Chums 2.15
Richard E Grant on Ealing Comedies 3.05 Spaced
10.00 Access Showbiz news. 3.30 Black Books 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping
10.05 WWE Raw Highlights DAVE
11.05 Ultimate Strongman Team 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Hurricane Man 8.00
World Championship (5/5) Top Gear 9.00 Red Bull Soapbox Race 2016 10.00
Action from Nottingham. Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge 11.00 Cops
UK: Bodycam Squad. Double bill. 1.00pm Drug
12.05pm Friends Five episodes. (R) Wars. Double bill. 2.00 Aussie Pickers 3.00
2.30 Dances with Wolves (1990/12) American Pickers 4.00 Room 101. Triple bill.
6.00 Red Bull Soapbox Race 2016 7.00 Border
An American Civil War soldier Force: America’s Gatekeepers. Double bill. 9.00
at a remote outpost is adopted Have I Got a Bit More News for You 10.00 QI
into a Sioux tribe. Western, 11.00 Live at the Apollo 12.00m’t Mock the
Week 12.40 Have I Got a Bit More News for
with Kevin Costner. ★★★★★ You 1.40 Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience 2.25 Homeland, Channel 4, 9pm
6.00 5 News Update Headlines. Asian Provocateur: Mum’s American Dream
6.05 The Hairy Bikers’ Chocolate 2.55 Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience 3.25 The
Indestructibles 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Joanna Lumley’s India 10.00 The Good Karma (2018/15) Thriller, starring Dev Patel. ★★★★
Challenge Budding chocolatiers Hospital. Double bill. 12.05am Law & Order: UK 6.00 The Hummingbird Project (2019/15) Drama,
DRAMA Crime drama 1.05 Agatha Christie’s Poirot starring Jesse Eisenberg. ★★★ 8.00 Toy Story 4
compete for the chance to 2.10 The Halcyon 3.00 Emmerdale 5.20 That’s
6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Doctor Finlay 8.00 The (2019/U) A homemade toy joins Woody and
create a new chocolate bar. (R) Bill. Four episodes. 12.00noon Hetty Wainthropp My Boy 5.50-6.00am ITV3 Nightscreen the gang, leading a road trip alongside old and
Investigates 1.00 Emma. Four episodes. 5.00 BBC FOUR new friends. Animated sequel, with the voice
7.00 The Queen’s Jewels: Call the Midwife. Double bill. 7.40 New Tricks of Tom Hanks. ★★★★ 10.00 We Have Always
Heirlooms & Legacy 7.00pm Avalanche: Dangerous Earth 7.30 Iolo’s
9.00 Wallander Crime drama 11.00 The Last Snowdonia 8.00 Attenborough: 60 Years in the
Lived in the Castle (2018/15) Premiere. Mystery
The secrets and scandals related Post 12.20am Tess of the D’Urbervilles 1.40 New thriller, starring Taissa Farmiga. ★★★ 11.45
Wild 9.00 Art on the BBC: Michelangelo: The
to royal jewellery, from Diana, Tricks. Double bill. 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Good, The Bad, and The Ugly 10.00 Britain’s Lost
Pet Sematary (2019/15) Horror thriller, starring
Jason Clarke. ★★★ 1.40am The Vanishing of
Princess of Wales’ divorce ring YESTERDAY Masterpieces 11.00 Armando’s Tale of Charles Sidney Hall (2018/15) ★★★ 3.55 Isabelle (2018/15)
to the cursed tiara that ended 6.00am The British Middle Class 7.10 Medieval Dickens 12.00m’t A Very British Map: The ★★★ 5.30-6.00am Monster Family: Special
Murder Mysteries 8.00 The World at War Ordnance Survey Story 1.00 A Brief History
the lives of most who wore it. 9.00 War Factories. Four episodes. 1.00pm of Graffiti 2.00 Raiders of the Lost Past with FILM4
8.00 Walking Britain’s Lost Train Truckers. Four episodes. 5.00 Murder Janina Ramirez 3.00-4.00am Art on the BBC: 11.00am The Rugrats Movie (1998/U) ★★★
Railways (2/6) Rob Bell heads Maps. Triple bill. 8.00 ’Allo ’Allo!. Triple bill. Michelangelo: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly 12.40pm Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days
10.00 Bangers and Cash. Documentary. 11.00 SKY ONE (2012/U) ★★★ 2.30 Baby’s Day Out (1994/PG)
to northeast England, beginning Family comedy, with Joe Mantegna. ★★★
Abandoned Engineering 12.00m’t War Factories 6.00am Hour of Power 7.00 Monkey Life. Double
on Wearside, where he learns 1.00 The British Middle Class 2.00 Medieval 4.25 Back to the Future (1985/PG) Sci-fi comedy
bill. 8.00 Modern Family. Four episodes. 10.00 adventure, starring Michael J Fox. ★★★★★
about the world’s first railway Murder Mysteries 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping The Simpsons. Four episodes. 12.00noon
designed for steam locomotives. 6.45 The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008/12)
ITV2 Magnum P.I. 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. Triple bill. Sci-fi remake, starring Keanu Reeves. ★★★
Rob also visits Beamish and 4.00 The Simpsons. Eight episodes. 8.00
6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Magnum P.I. 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: 9.00 Deepwater Horizon (2016/12) Fact-based
rides a railway from George Gold 7.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Double Los Angeles 11.00 SEAL Team 12.00m’t S.W.A.T. drama, starring Mark Wahlberg and Kurt Russell.
Stephenson’s day. bill. 9.00 Dress to Impress. Double bill. 11.00 The 1.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 2.00 COBRA. ★★★★ 11.05 Idiocracy (2006/15) Sci-fi comedy,
Masked Singer 12.30pm Supermarket Sweep. Double bill. 4.00-6.00am Road Wars. Double bill. starring Luke Wilson and Dax Shepard. ★★★★
9.00 Inside Extinction Double bill. 2.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold: 12.45-4.00am Stalker (1979/PG) ★★
Rebellion: Martyrs or Family Special 3.30  FILM Space Jam (1996/U) Live SKY ATLANTIC
Maniacs? Documentary action and animated comedy, starring Michael 6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00
TALKING PICTURES TV
Jordan. ★★★ 5.15  FILM Liar Liar (1997/12) Storm City 8.00 Without a Trace. Seven 6.00am Wild Wings 6.45 Marked Men (1940/PG)
following the controversial Comedy, starring Jim Carrey. ★★★★ 7.00  FILM ★★★ 8.00 Double Bunk (1960/PG) ★★ 9.50
environmental movement episodes. 3.00pm Blue Bloods. Six episodes. 9.00
Coyote Ugly (2000/12) Comedy drama, starring Game of Thrones. Double bill. 11.40 The Outsider Three Men in a Boat (1956/U) ★★★★ 11.40 The
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they attempt to stage the Weekender 11.05 Family Guy. Double bill. 3.35 Californication 4.10-6.00am Urban Secrets The Rainbow Jacket (1954/U) ★★ 3.30 Great
largest climate protests yet. 12.05am American Dad!. Triple bill. 1.25 The Expectations (1974/U) Dickens’ classic, starring
Cleveland Show. Double bill. 2.25 Don’t Hate SKY CINEMA PREMIERE Michael York. ★★★ 6.00 Get Some In! 6.30 The
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A Canadian publishing editor 8.30 The Hummingbird Project (2019/15) ★★★ London Palladium. Bruce Forsyth and Norman
working in New York faces ITV3 10.35 Toy Story 4 (2019/U) ★★★★ 12.30pm We Wisdom star in an episode from 1961. 10.00 The
6.00am That’s My Boy. Double bill. 6.55 Have Always Lived in the Castle (2018/15) ★★★ Boys from Brazil (1978/18) Thriller, with Laurence
deportation, so she offers her Coronation Street 9.50 Emmerdale 12.40pm 2.25 Snow Queen: Fire and Ice (2016/PG) Olivier. ★★★ 12.40am The Mob (1951/PG)
assistant a promotion if he will Agatha Christie’s Poirot. Triple bill. 5.55 Midsomer Animated adventure, featuring the voice of ★★★ 2.25 French Dressing (1964/12) ★★★
marry her. However, a suspicious Murders 8.00 The Cruise. Double bill. 9.00 Natalya Bystrova. ★★★ 4.10 The Wedding Guest 4.10-6.00am What a Whopper! (1961/PG) ★★
official means the pair must go
to desperate lengths to appear
a genuine couple. Romantic
Variations Sunday. A review of the week’s rugby union
highlights. 7.00  LIVE Snooker: The Welsh Open.
1.00 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol 1.30 Rygbi
Pawb 2.15 Dudley ar Daith 3.10 Ffermio 3.40
second session of the final. 10.00 Top Gear. Clwb Rygbi 5.25 Pobol y Cwm Omnibws 7.15
comedy, starring Sandra Bullock BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: 10.00-10.30am The Chris Harris and Freddie Flintoff tackle the Baja Newyddion a Chwaraeon 7.30 Dechrau Canu
and Ryan Reynolds. ★★★ Politics Wales 2.35pm Shrek: The Ghost of Lord Dechrau Canmol. Ryland Teifi is out and about
Farquaad 2.50  FILM Shrek the Third (2007/U) 1000 off-road race, and three very different cars
12.10am Building the Ultimate Mega are put to the test on the track. With Laurence in Merthyr Tydfil and the Rhymney Valley. 8.00
Animated sequel, featuring the voices of Mike Waliau’n Siarad. The story of a building that tells
Cruise Ship. The MSC Bellissima. (R) Myers and Cameron Diaz. ★★★ 4.10 Spy in the and Emilia Fox. 11.00 Win the Wilderness: Alaska
12.00m’t Ski Sunday 1.00-1.15am Coast of Merthyr Tydfil’s proud iron heritage. Last in
1.05 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Wild 5.10-5.40 Tudur’s TV Flashback 6.00-6.10 series. 9.00  NEW Ein Byd: Tu Ol I’r Wen. Sion
3.05 Access 3.10 GPs: Behind Closed BBC Wales Today 11.15 The Crash Detectives ITV WALES As ITV except: 12.00noon- Jenkins shares his personal story of living
11.45pm-12.45am Can You Beat the Bookies? 12.30pm Newsweek Wales 4.45-5.00pm ITV with anxiety, meeting other men who have
Doors (R) 4.00 The Railways That Built BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: 1.00pm  LIVE News Cymru Wales. The latest headlines. experienced mental health issues. 10.00 Pobol
Britain with Chris Tarrant (R) 4.45 Snooker: The Welsh Open. The opening session S4C 6.00am Cyw 8.50 Penblwyddi Cyw 8.55 Port Talbot. Ffollowing residents of Port Talbot.
House Doctor (R) 5.10 House Busters of the final. 4.30 The Repair Shop 5.00 Great Pen-Blwydd Pwy? 9.00 Clwb Rygbi 11.10 Rownd a 10.30-11.35pm Corau Rhys Meirion. How choral
(R) 5.35-6.00am Wildlife SOS (R) American Railroad Journeys 6.00 Scrum V Rownd 12.00noon Yr Wythnos 12.30 Dan Do singing can enrich people’s lives.
BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Animal Park 6.00am Wanted Down Under 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.30am Cheers (R) 7.20 The King of
Summer Special (R) 10.00 Homes Revisited (R) 6.45 Flog It! (R) 7.30 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. Queens (R) 8.10 Everybody
Under the Hammer. Property Best Home Cook (R) 8.30 The 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat Loves Raymond (R) 9.10 Frasier
auctions. (R) 11.00 Wanted Down Week in Parliament 9.00 BBC and lifestyle features. (R) 10.10 Undercover Boss USA.
Under Revisited 11.45 Defenders News 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire Documentary. (R) 11.05 Ramsay’s
UK (R) 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 12.30pm Loose Women Celebrity
Kitchen Nightmares USA (R)
interviews with the panel.
1.00 BBC News; Regional News 1.00pm Walks of Life From Kent. (R) 12.05pm Find It, Fix It, Flog It (R)
1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 1.05 Posh Pawn Documentary. (R)
1.45 Doctors Ruhma and Sid oversee 2.00 Super Cute Animals (R)
a complicated pregnancy. 1.55 Regional News; Weather 2.10 Countdown With Paul Sinha.
3.00 Red Rock Bridget is back and
2.15 Shakespeare & Hathaway pursuing a widow’s debt. (R) 2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases. 3.00 A Place in the Sun A dream
– Private Investigators (R) 3.45 Full Steam Ahead Reliving the 3.00 Tenable Five friends who go holiday home in Tenerife. (R)
3.00 Escape to the Country A house golden age of steam railways. (R) fishing together compete. 4.00 A New Life in the Sun A couple
in rural North Yorkshire. (R) 4.45 Blue Planet UK Investigating the 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. from Maidstone take on a
3.45 The Farmers’ Country health of the UK’s waters. (R) 5.00 The Chase Bradley Walsh asks cycling tour business in Girona.
Showdown The Great 5.15 Flog It! At Blackburn Cathedral. the questions as contestants 5.00 Couples Come Dine with Me
British Food Festival. (R) 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of Mick, Roberta, Danny and Katie A contest in Portsmouth. (R)
4.30 Antiques Road Trip An auction Games With guest Jamelia. work as a team to take on the 6.00 The Simpsons Stan Lee gives
showdown in Aberdeen. (R) 6.30 Great Asian Railway Journeys Chaser and secure a cash prize. Comic Book Guy advice. (R)
5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. (R) Michael Portillo’s rail exploration 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Mercedes and
6.00 BBC News; Regional News of Southeast Asia continues. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather Goldie return to the village. (R)
7.00 The One Show Alex Jones 7.00 The Twinstitute Chris and 7.00 Emmerdale Vanessa is left 7.00 Channel 4 News Headlines.
and Matt Baker present the Xand van Tulleken explore the in a desperate state, Charity 8.00 Live: The Labour
first visit of the week to the best methods to learn a new is disheartened, and Dawn Leadership Debate As the
One Show studio, featuring the language. Last in series. (R) tries to hide all her worries. Labour Party comes to terms
usual mix of stories and chat. 7.30 Mastermind Specialist 7.30 Coronation Street Knowing with its worst election defeat in
7.30 Inside Out Documentary subjects include the Munros the house to be empty, James more than 80 years, who should
series with a focus on of Scotland, and the music takes Danny back to No 3 take over from Jeremy Corbyn
regional stories of interest. and members of Steely Dan. and leads him up the stairs. as its next leader? Krishnan
8.00 EastEnders Linda revels in 8.00 Only Connect The Forrests 8.00 The Martin Lewis Money Guru-Murthy moderates as
her divorce from Mick, and take on the Choristers in the Show (9/10) The financial candidates Rebecca Long-
Patrick grows fed up with Isaac. second quarter-final match. journalist and Angellica Bell Bailey, Lisa Nandy, Keir Starmer
8.30 Amazon: What They Know 8.30 University Challenge In offer advice to viewers about and Emily Thornberry go
About Us An investigation the fourth of the quarter-final consumer rights when buying head to head in front of an
into the multinational matches, two more teams goods in store and online. audience of Labour voters.
company’s rise to corporate compete to make it to the 8.30 Coronation Street Ali begs 9.00 Prison The return of the
superpower, and asking whether next stage of the competition. Maria to give their relationship documentary offering an insight
there is a dark side to the 9.00 Confronting Holocaust a chance, and Gemma and into life inside a British jail from
public’s love affair with the firm. Denial with David Baddiel Chesney have scheduling the perspective of both staff
9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys Agnes The comedian explores problems with Freshco. and inmates, this time coming
worries about Dermot’s choice the nature of Holocaust 9.00 Cold Feet (6/6) An unexpected from HMP Foston Hall. The
of best man for the wedding, denial – in both historical and offer throws Adam and Karen’s opening edition focuses on
but is distracted when her contemporary terms – in an future into jeopardy, while the First Nights Unit, where
neighbour Winnie’s husband attempt to understand what David is in turmoil over his inmates can arrive for sentences
is rushed into hospital. (R) motivates this phenomenon. feelings for Robyn. Last in series. as short as just a few weeks.
10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Inside No 9 (3/6) Trevor 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 Baghdad Central (3/6) Khafaji
10.35 This Country (1/6) The film and Julia always want to make A fresh perspective on the offers his services to Parodi as
crew arrives back in the village Christmas really special for major stories of the day. an investigator and discovers
to discover some very sad news their family, but this year money 10.30 Regional News; Weather that there is a connection
about a popular local resident. is so tight that things are not 10.45 The BRITs at 40 Jack between his daughter and
Meanwhile, Kerry faces some going to be easy. Written by Whitehall narrates a look back one of the murdered men.
financial difficulties, so Kurtan and starring Steve Pemberton at the history of the awards 11.00pm Emergency Helicopter
steps in to help support and Reece Shearsmith. ceremony, featuring footage of Medics A 12-year-old suffers a broken
her. Return of the spoof 10.30 Newsnight Analysis of the some of the most memorable thigh bone after a motorcycle collision
documentary, with Daisy May day’s events, with Emily Maitlis. moments, from Oasis and Blur’s in Oxfordshire, while a paraglider is
Cooper and Charlie Cooper. 11.15pm Hospital Daily life across rivalry to Stormzy’s attack on treated for multiple injuries following
11.05pm Don’t Scream Gameshow, Liverpool’s hospitals. Staff and patients the government and classic a crash on the Cumbrian coast. (R)
hosted by Yung Filly. 11.50 The Graham are involved in an extraordinary move performances by Adele. (R) 12.00m’t Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares
Norton Show. The host chats to Justin brought about by the merger of two 12.30am All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite. USA. A failing restaurant in Fremont,
Timberlake and Anna Kendrick, who of the city’s NHS trusts. (R) 12.15am Action from the latest edition of the California. (R) 12.55 Hunted (R) 1.50
are both part of the voice cast of The Farmers’ Country Showdown (R) weekly AEW event. 1.20 Home The Supervet (R) 2.45 Liberty (R)
animated sequel Trolls World Tour. (R) 1.00 Countryfile. From the Auchlyne Shopping 3.00 James Martin’s French 3.55 Grand Designs (R) 4.50 Building
12.40am Weather for the Week Ahead Estate. (R) 1.55 Secrets of the Museum Adventure (R) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen the Dream (R) 5.45 Kirstie’s Vintage
12.45-6.00am BBC News. Headlines. (R) 2.55-6.30am This Is BBC Two 5.05-6.00am Judge Rinder (R) Gems (R) 5.50-6.30am Countdown (R)
(R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad
Channel 5
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GOLD
6.00am Teleshopping 7.25 The Piglet Files 7.50 As
Time Goes By 8.30 2point4 Children 9.10 Still
Monday
FEBRUARY 17
Open All Hours 9.50 Hi-de-Hi! 10.30 Last of
6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine the Summer Wine. Triple bill. 12.30pm Keeping
Up Appearances 1.10 Still Open All Hours 1.50
11.15 Paddington Station 24/7 (R) Hi-de-Hi! 2.30 Dad’s Army 3.15 Keeping Up
12.10pm 5 News at Lunchtime Appearances 3.55 Only Fools and Horses 5.00
12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors Last of the Summer Wine. Triple bill. 7.00 Still
(R) 1.10 Access. Showbiz news. Open All Hours 7.40 Dad’s Army. Double bill.
9.00 The Royle Family 9.40 dinnerladies 10.20
1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Live at the Apollo 11.20 Peep Show. Double bill.
1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. 12.30am The Royle Family 1.05 Live at the Apollo
2.05 Peep Show. Double bill. 3.00 Snuff Box.
2.15 Sinister Surrogate (2018/PG) Double bill. 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping
Thriller, starring Maeve Quinlan
and Kelly Thiebaud. ★★★ DAVE
6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Cops UK: Bodycam
4.00 Friends Double bill. (R) Squad 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage
5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. Hunters UK. Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers.
5.30 Neighbours Ned anxiously Double bill. 12.00noon Cop Car Workshop
1.00 Top Gear 2.00 Border Force: America’s
awaits news from the police Gatekeepers 3.00 Sin City Motors 4.00 Top Gear.
about the gun ring. (R) Double bill. 6.00 QI 7.00 Richard Osman’s House Cold Feet, ITV, 9pm
6.00 Home and Away Ziggy puts of Games 7.40 Would I Lie to You? 8.20 Would I
Lie to You? The Unseen Bits 9.00 QI 10.00 The
off telling Dean about her Misadventures of Romesh Ranganathan 11.00 Iain Stirling’s CelebAbility 1.45 Two and a Half Bloods 9.00 The Outsider 10.00 The End 10.35
new job, unaware that he Would I Lie to You? 11.40 Mock the Week Men 2.10 The Stand Up Sketch Show 2.40 Plebs True Blood. Double bill. 12.55am Babylon Berlin.
already knows. (R) 12.20am Would I Lie to You? The Unseen Bits 3.10 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records Double bill. 3.05 The L Word: Generation Q
1.00 The Misadventures of Romesh Ranganathan 3.20 ITV2 Nightscreen 3.30-6.00am Teleshopping 4.15-6.00am The West Wing. Double bill.
6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. 2.10 QI 3.00 Asian Provocateur: Mum’s American ITV3 SKY CINEMA PREMIERE
7.00 Gallagher Premiership Dream 3.30 Zapped 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 6.00am Classic Coronation Street 6.50 Classic 6.00am Snow Queen: Fire and Ice (2016/PG)
Rugby Highlights Action DRAMA Emmerdale 7.50 Heartbeat 8.55 The Darling ★★★ 7.45 Head Full of Honey (2018/12) ★★★
6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Soldier, Soldier Buds of May 10.00 That’s My Boy 10.30 Agatha 10.00 The Princess and the Dragon (2018/U) ★★★
from the 10th round of fixtures, Christie’s Marple 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.45 Classic 11.20 Toy Story 4 (2019/U) ★★★★ 1.10pm The
9.00 The Bill 10.00 Classic Holby City 11.00
including Gloucester v Exeter Classic Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 Classic Emmerdale 2.50 Classic Coronation Street 3.55 Padre (2018/15) ★★★ 2.50 The Hummingbird
Chiefs at Kingsholm, Leicester EastEnders 2.20 London’s Burning 3.20 Lovejoy Midsomer Murders 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Agatha Project (2019/15) ★★★ 4.50 We Have Always
Tigers v Wasps at Welford 4.20 Bergerac 5.25 Bread 6.00 Hi-de-Hi! 6.40 As Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Maigret – Night at the Lived in the Castle (2018/15) ★★★ 6.30 The
Time Goes By 7.20 Last of the Summer Wine Crossroads 10.00 Wild Bill 11.00 Inspector Morse Princess and the Dragon (2018/U) ★★★
Road, and Harlequins v London 3.20am Nightscreen 3.30-6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 Toy Story 4 (2019/U) Animated sequel.
8.00 Dalziel & Pascoe 10.00 New Tricks 11.15
Irish at Twickenham Stoop. Taggart 1.30am London’s Burning 2.40 Lovejoy ★★★★ 9.45 The Hummingbird Project (2019/15)
Followed by 5 News Update
BBC FOUR ★★★ 11.40 The Vanishing of Sidney Hall
3.30 Garden Hopping 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 7.00pm Beyond 100 Days 7.30 Francesco’s
8.00 Traffic Cops An insight into (2018/15) ★★★ 1.45am The Padre (2018/15) ★★★
YESTERDAY Mediterranean Voyage 8.00 New Zealand: Earth’s 3.25 Isabelle (2018/15) ★★★ 4.50-6.30am Snow
the working life of officers Mythical Islands 9.00 The 80s with Dominic
6.00am Slow Train Through Africa with Griff Sandbrook 10.00 Fishing for Love: How to Queen: Fire and Ice (2016/PG) ★★★
patrolling the nation’s roads, Rhys Jones 7.10 Impossible Railways 8.00 Catch a Thai Bride – Storyville 11.30 Art of
using modern technology Forbidden History 9.00 Nazi Hunters 10.00 War FILM4
Germany 12.30am Abducted – Elizabeth I’s Child 11.00am Buchanan Rides Alone (1958/U) ★★★
Factories 11.00 Abandoned Engineering 12.00noon Actors 1.30 Rams: Principles of Good Design
alongside traditional methods War Factories 1.00 The Railway: First Great 12.40pm A Man Alone (1955/U) ★★★ 2.35 The
to bring criminals to justice. 2.30-3.30am New Zealand: Earth’s Mythical Islands Man in the Iron Mask (1977/PG) ★★★ 4.45 Sink
Western 2.00 Bangers and Cash 3.00 Abandoned
Followed by 5 News Update Engineering 4.00 Underground Worlds 5.00 Nazi SKY ONE the Bismarck! (1960/U) ★★★★ 6.45 Playing for
Hunters 6.00 War Factories 7.00 Secrets of the 6.00am Monkey Life 7.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue Keeps (2012/12) ★★ 9.00 Gone Girl (2014/18)
9.00 Warship: Life at Sea (2/4) Railways 8.00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway 8.00 The Dog Whisperer 9.00 Stop, Search, Seize ★★★★ 11.55 The Look of Love Interview Special
The crew of HMS Duncan faces Journeys 9.00 Bangers and Cash 10.00 Trains 10.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response 11.00 NCIS: Los 12.00m’t The Look of Love (2013/18) ★★★
their most important mission That Changed the World 11.00 The Two Angeles 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00 MacGyver 2.05-3.50am Carnage Park (2016/18) ★★★
to date as the vessel takes part Ronnies. Double bill. 12.50am War Factories 1.50 4.00 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons
Impossible Railways 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons. Triple bill.
TALKING PICTURES TV
in a mission to keep two Russian 8.00 A Concert for Australia 9.30  FILM The 6.00am Flood Tide (1934/U) ★★★ 7.15 Robbery
warships away from a French ITV2 Matrix Reloaded (2003/15) Sci-fi thriller sequel, Under Arms (1957/U) ★★★ 9.15 Man of the
aircraft carrier, so its jets can 6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 The Ellen DeGeneres starring Keanu Reeves. ★★★ 12.00m’t Avenue 5 Moment (1955/PG) ★★★ 11.00 June Allyson
Show 7.50 Emmerdale 8.20 Coronation Street. 12.35 A League of Their Own: European Road 11.30 The Night Caller (1965/15) ★★ 1.10pm
safely carry out airstrikes on Isis. Double bill. 9.20 Superstore. Double bill. 10.15 Chain of Events (1958/PG) ★★★ 2.25 Now and
Trip 1.35 Jett 2.40 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.35 Hawaii
Dinner Date 11.15 Dress to Impress 12.15pm Five-0 4.30 Futurama 5.00-6.00am Stargate SG-1 Forever (1956/U) ★★★ 4.25 Ha’penny Breeze
10.00 HMS Ark Royal: Great Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street. Double bill. (1952/U) ★★★ 6.00 The Man Who Wouldn’t Talk
British War Ships (6/6) 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.45 Dinner Date SKY ATLANTIC (1958/U) ★★★ 8.00 Danger UXB 9.00 Special
Rob Bell tells the dramatic 3.50 Dress to Impress 4.55 Take Me Out 6.00 6.00am The Guest Wing 7.00 Without a Trace. Branch 10.00 Model for Murder (1959/PG) ★★★
You’ve Been Framed! Gold. Four episodes. 8.00 Triple bill. 10.00 The West Wing 12.00noon Blue 11.30 The Looking Glass War (1969/12) ★★★
story of the Second World War Two and a Half Men. Double bill. 9.00 Love Bloods 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.00 1.40am The Rough and the Smooth (1959/PG)
aircraft carrier, which hunted Island 10.00 Love Island: Aftersun 11.05 Family The West Wing 4.00 Without a Trace. Triple bill. ★★ 3.45 Dick Powell Theatre 4.50-6.00am
down some of Nazi Germany’s Guy. Double bill. 12.05am American Dad! 12.55 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 8.00 Blue The Mysterious Mr Davis (1939/U) ★★★
most feared warships.
11.05pm  FILM Fury (2014/15) An
American tank crew undertakes a final
Variations political developments in Wales, Europe and
Westminster. 11.15 Wales on TV 11.45pm-12.30am
only active mill on the island, and renewing it to
ground flour. 7.00 Heno 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. A
Neighbours from Hell: Caught on Camera sudden illness prevents Ffion from going on
dangerous mission behind enemy lines BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: 6.30-7.00pm S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion S4C holiday with Rhys and Arwen, while Iolo loses
BBC Wales Today. The latest headline stories. his temper in the Deri. 8.25 Dan Do. Aled
in the last months of the Second 7.30-8.00pm X-Ray. Omar Hamdi, Lucy Owen a’r Tywydd 12.05 Ysgol Ddawns Anti Karen
World War. Drama, starring Brad Pitt and Rachel Treadaway-Williams present holiday 12.30 Heno 1.30 Nyrsys 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Samuel and Mandy Watkins visit a traditional
Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C farmhouse with a contemporary extension, a
and Shia LaBeouf. ★★★★ 1.30am The booking tips. Plus, reports on inaccurate scales a’r Tywydd 3.05 Tair Dinas a Goncrodd y Byd hut adapted into a cosy home, and a terraced
21.co.uk Live Casino Show 3.30 Access and a campervan with a damp problem. 4.00 Awr Fawr: Nos Da Cyw 4.05 Timpo 4.15 Jen house overlooking the Menai Straits. 9.00
3.35 Borderline. Spoof documentary. BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: 2.00pm A to Z a Jim Pob Dim 4.30 Meic y Marchog 4.45 Asra Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Ffermio. Country
of TV Gardening 2.15-3.45pm Red Rock. Drama. 5.00 Stwnsh: Larfa 5.05 Mwy o Stwnsh Sadwrn and farming magazine programme, including
(R) 4.00 The Railways That Built Britain
ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV 5.25 Oi! Osgar 5.30 Sgorio 6.00 Newyddion features on all aspects of agriculture and rural
with Chris Tarrant (R) 4.45 House News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales S4C a’r Tywydd 6.05 Richard Holt a’i Felin Felys. life. 10.00-11.45pm Clwb Rygbi. Connacht v
Doctor (R) 5.10 House Busters (R) at Six 10.30 ITV News Cymru Wales 10.45 Sharp Richard Holt wants to open a successful cake Cardiff Blues. A chance to see the PRO14
5.35-6.00am Wildlife SOS (R) End. Adrian Masters discusses the latest restaurant on his home of Anglesey, using the encounter from The Sportsground.
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Animal Park 6.30am Wanted Down Under 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.30am Cheers (R) 7.20 The King of
Summer Special (R) 10.00 Revisited (R) 7.15 Bargain Hunt 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. Queens (R) 8.10 Everybody
Homes Under the Hammer (R) 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat. Loves Raymond (R) 9.10 Frasier
11.00 Wanted Down Under Build (R) 9.00 BBC News at 9 12.30pm Loose Women Topical debate (R) 10.10 Undercover Boss
Revisited 11.45 Defenders UK 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire USA (R) 11.05 Ramsay’s
(R) 12.15pm Bargain Hunt (R) from a female perspective.
11.00 BBC Newsroom Live Kitchen Nightmares USA (R)
1.00 BBC News; Regional News 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 12.05pm Find It, Fix It, Flog It (R)
1.00pm The Super League Show 1.55 Regional News; Weather
1.45 Doctors Ayesha becomes 1.50 Beechgrove Repotted 1.05 Posh Pawn The owner of an
suspicious of Bear’s activities. 2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases. historic boat needs £750,000. (R)
2.00 Supercharged Otters: Natural 3.00 Tenable The Young’s Offenders
2.15 Shakespeare & Hathaway 2.10 Countdown Gameshow.
World Documentary. (R) team of five compete. (R)
– Private Investigators (R) 3.00 A Place in the Sun (R)
3.00 Red Rock Crime drama. (R) 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz.
3.00 Escape to the Country (R) 4.00 A New Life in the Sun
3.45 The Farmers’ Country 3.45 Full Steam Ahead (R) 5.00 The Chase Bradley Walsh 5.00 Couples Come Dine with Me
Showdown From the Royal 4.45 Blue Planet UK (R) presents as four contestants Three couples in Southampton
Three Counties Show. (R) 5.15 Flog It! From Belfast. (R) who have never met before compete for the cash prize. (R)
4.30 Antiques Road Trip Charles 6.00 Richard Osman’s House answer general knowledge 6.00 The Simpsons Bart stages a
Hanson and Margie Cooper of Games With Jamelia, Susan questions and work as a team to rebellion against a bully. (R)
traverse the Trossachs. (R) Calman and Gareth Malone. take on quiz genius the Chaser. 6.30 Hollyoaks The Cunninghams
5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. (R) 6.30 Great Asian Railway Journeys 6.00 Regional News; Weather prepare for the opening of
6.00 BBC News; Regional News Exploring Kuala Lumpur. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather the Grande Bazaar. (R)
7.00 The One Show Alex Jones 7.00 Top Gear Chris Harris and 7.00 Emmerdale Billy contains 7.00 Channel 4 News Including
and Matt Baker present another Freddie Flintoff tackle the Baja his panic. Moira feels outcast, sport and weather.
mix of nationwide reports 1000 off-road race, and three and Vanessa loses hope. 8.00 Crazy Delicious Jayde Adams
and live studio-based chat. very different cars are put to the 7.30 Australia with Julia presents the culinary contest.
7.30 EastEnders Iqra and Habiba test on the track. With guests Bradbury The presenter hikes The latest batch of contestants
are harassed by a gang of Laurence and Emilia Fox. (R) through the Blue Mountains in are challenged to do something
racists, but when Bobby defends 8.00 Cornwall: This Fishing Life New South Wales. She also has special with carrots and come
them, he is attacked himself (6/6) Britain’s departure from a go at paddle boarding with up with their own unique
and left in a critical condition. the EU brings changes for pooches, meets Australia’s burger. After these first two
8.00 Holby City Cameron makes Newlyn, Cornwall’s biggest favourite koala and talks to tasks, one of the creative cooks
a bold move in an effort to fishing port. The harbourmaster fashion designer Jenny Kee. (R) will be eliminated, while the
reconcile with Chloe, and Jac oversees a redevelopment of 8.00 The BRIT Awards 2020 Jack remaining two go through to
makes plans for her first the fish market. Last in series. Whitehall hosts the 40th edition the final stage, where they must
unsupervised visit from Emma, 9.00 Universal Credit: Inside of the annual music awards. devise a very special picnic.
but things get out of control. the Welfare State (3/3) Stormzy, Michael Kiwanuka, 9.00 24 Hours in A&E A nine-year-
9.00 The Split (2/6) Hannah’s The final episode of the series Dave, Lewis Capaldi and Harry old boy falls over and lands on
double life starts to take its toll, comes from Bolton, a city with Styles are in the running for his head, and is left unable to
especially as Nathan becomes high levels of unemployment Album of the Year, while move his limbs. As he waits
suspicious of her interactions for people between 18 and 25. Celeste has been announced for the results of tests, the boy’s
with Christie. The deception Waitress Jenny works on a zero as the recipient of this year’s father shares his feelings on
also proves challenging at hour contract, and since Rising Star Award. The show the challenges of parenthood.
home, as her children need universal credit is paid a month will feature performances from Elsewhere, an 80-year-old
her support more than ever. in arrears, she finds it very Mabel, Harry Styles, Stormzy, woman is brought in with a
Drama, starring Nicola Walker. difficult to predict her income. Lewis Capaldi and Celeste. dangerously swollen tongue.
10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Better Things (7/12) Sam 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 How to Stay Out of Jail
Followed by Lottery Update is stressed by having to A fresh perspective on the Documentary about an
10.35 Plastic Surgery Undressed prepare for a colonoscopy. major stories of the day. alternative to prison set up by
(5/6) By the age of 30, up to a Matthew Broderick guest stars. 10.30 Regional News; Weather the police in County Durham,
third of those with male pattern 10.25 The Archiveologists 10.45 Round 12: Tyson Fury’s in which arrested criminals can
baldness will be losing their Comedians Diane Morgan and Resurrection Documentary avoid prison for their crime in
hair – and for some it has a Joe Wilkinson parody a 1950s about Tyson Fury’s 2018 exchange for never reoffending.
devastating impact on their film about bedroom antics. (R) heavyweight boxing match 11.00pm Prison The return of the
confidence. Here four surgery 10.30 Newsnight Analysis of the against Deontay Wilder at documentary offering an insight into
seekers get the opportunity day’s events, with Emily Maitlis. Staples Centre in Los Angeles. life inside a British jail, this time coming
to decide if it is right for them 11.15pm Confronting Holocaust Denial 11.15pm White House Farm The from HMP Foston Hall. (R) 12.05am
by watching a procedure live. with David Baddiel The comedian evidence is examined as Jeremy’s Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA.
11.30pm Easy Ways to Live Well Hugh investigates historical and modern day trial begins, with conflicting witness Charlie’s Italian bistro in La Verne,
Fearnley-Whittingstall and Steph Holocaust denial. (R) 12.15am Win the testimony being put before the jury southern California. (R) 1.00 The
McGovern help members of the Wilderness: Alaska. A navigation test and the public gallery, before the jury Supervet (R) 1.55 Come Dine with
Humberside Police force combat their pits men against women on a trek give their verdict on what really Me (R) 2.50 Liberty (R) 3.55 Grand
sedentary behaviour with a series of through the wilderness. (R) 1.15 Murder, happened. (R) 12.10am Home Shopping Designs (R) 4.50 Building the Dream (R)
challenges. (R) 12.25am Weather for the Mystery and My Family (R) 2.00 Island 3.00 The Home Game (R) 3.50 ITV 5.45 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R)
Week Ahead 12.30-6.00am BBC News Medics 2.45-6.30am This Is BBC Two Nightscreen 5.05-6.00am Judge Rinder 5.50-6.30am Countdown (R)
(R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad
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Tuesday
FEBRUARY 18
9.00 Porridge 9.40 Hi-de-Hi! 10.20 Last of the
6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Summer Wine 12.20pm Keeping Up Appearances
1.00 Porridge 1.40 Hi-de-Hi! 2.20 dinnerladies
11.15 Paddington Station 24/7 (R) 3.00 Keeping Up Appearances 3.40 Dad’s Army
12.10pm 5 News at Lunchtime 4.20 Last of the Summer Wine. Triple bill.
12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 6.20 dinnerladies 7.00 Porridge 7.40 Dad’s
(R) 1.10 Access. Showbiz news. Army. Double bill. 9.00 The Royle Family 9.40
dinnerladies 10.20 Live at the Apollo 11.25 Peep
1.15 Home and Away Show. Double bill. 12.35am The Royle Family
See 6.00pm. (R) 1.10 Live at the Apollo 2.10 Peep Show. Double
1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. bill. 3.10 Spaced 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping
2.15 In Bed with a Killer (2019/PG) DAVE
Thriller, starring Jennifer Taylor 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Cops UK: Bodycam
and Jade Harlow. ★★★ Squad 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage
Hunters UK 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill.
4.00 Friends Double bill. (R) 12.00noon Cop Car Workshop 1.00 Top Gear
5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. 2.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad 3.00 Sin City
Motors 4.00 Top Gear. Double bill. 6.00 QI 7.00
5.30 Neighbours Ned and Yashvi’s Richard Osman’s House of Games 7.40 Would I
relationship is put to the test. (R) Lie to You? At Christmas 8.20 Would I Lie to The BRIT Awards 2020, ITV, 8pm
6.00 Home and Away Willow tackles You? 9.00 QI 10.00 Taskmaster 11.00 Hypothetical
12.00m’t Mock the Week 12.40 Would I Lie to
Dean about his reaction to You? 1.20 QI 2.30 Asian Provocateur: Mum’s ITV3 Investigation 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Save Me
her news, but Ziggy puts off American Dream 3.00 Zapped 3.35 The 10.00 The L Word: Generation Q 11.10 Babylon
6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. Berlin 12.15am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
telling him of her job offer. (R) Indestructibles 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 6.50 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 7.50
1.15 From the Earth to the Moon. Double bill.
6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. Heartbeat 8.50 The Darling Buds of May 9.55
DRAMA That’s My Boy 10.25 Inspector Morse 12.40pm 3.35 Californication 4.10-6.00am The West Wing
6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Soldier, Soldier 9.00 Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill.
7.00 Tony Robinson: Coast to The Bill 10.00 Classic Holby City 11.00 Classic SKY CINEMA PREMIERE
2.50 Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 3.55 6.30am Head Full of Honey (2018/12) ★★★
Coast The actor and history Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 Classic Midsomer Murders 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Agatha
EastEnders 2.20 London’s Burning 3.20 Lovejoy 8.40 The Princess and the Dragon (2018/U) ★★★
buff negotiates northern Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 10.10 We Have Always Lived in the Castle
England’s Coast to Coast 4.20 Bergerac 5.25 Bread 6.00 Hi-de-Hi! 6.40 As Wild Bill 11.00 Inspector Morse 3.20am ITV3
Time Goes By 7.20 Last of the Summer Wine (2018/15) ★★★ 12.00noon Toy Story 4 (2019/U)
route, beginning in the Nightscreen 3.30-6.00am Teleshopping ★★★★ 1.45 The Hummingbird Project (2019/15)
8.00 Judge John Deed 10.00 New Tricks 11.15
Cumbrian village of St Bees. (R) Taggart 1.30am London’s Burning 2.35 Lovejoy BBC FOUR ★★★ 3.45 The Princess and the Dragon (2018/U)
3.25 Garden Hopping 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 7.00pm Beyond 100 Days 7.30 The Beauty of ★★★ 5.15 We Have Always Lived in the Castle
Followed by 5 News Update (2018/15) Mystery thriller. ★★★ 7.00 Toy Story 4
Anatomy 8.00 King Alfred and the Anglo-Saxons
8.00 Dogs Behaving (Very) YESTERDAY 9.00  NEW Royal History’s Biggest Fibs with Lucy (2019/U) ★★★★ 9.00 The Hummingbird Project
Badly (7/10) Graeme Hall trains 6.00am Slow Train Through Africa with Griff Worsley. How key moments in Britain’s history (2019/15) ★★★ 11.00 Pimp (2018/15) ★★★
an anxious German shepherd, a Rhys Jones 7.10 Impossible Railways 8.00 have been manipulated and mythologised. 12.45am The Padre (2018/15) ★★★ 2.40 The
Forbidden History 9.00 Nazi Hunters 10.00 War 10.00 The Ruth Ellis Files: A Very British Crime Vanishing of Sidney Hall (2018/15) ★★★ 5.00
bulldog that is always stealing Factories 11.00 Secrets of the Railways 12.00noon Story 11.00 Crime & Punishment – The Story 1917: Special 5.30-6.00am Final Score: Special
food, and a boxer that is driving Underground Worlds 1.00 The Railway: First of Capital Punishment 12.00m’t Inside the
a wedge between its owners. Great Western 2.00 Bangers and Cash 3.00 Medieval Mind 1.00 Jigs & Wigs: The Extreme
FILM4
Secrets of the Railways 4.00 Underground World of Irish Dancing. Double bill. 2.00 Me, My 11.00am Support Your Local Gunfighter
Followed by 5 News Update Worlds 5.00 Nazi Hunters 6.00 War Factories (1971/U) ★★★★ 1.00pm Appointment with
Selfie and I with Ryan Gander 3.00-4.00am Royal
9.00 Ben Fogle: Make a New 7.00 Secrets of the Railways 8.00 Abandoned History’s Biggest Fibs with Lucy Worsley Danger (1950/PG) ★★★★ 2.50 The Killing
Life in the Country (2/6) Ben Engineering 9.00 The Two Ronnies 10.45 Open (1956/PG) ★★★★ 4.35 The League of
All Hours. Triple bill. 12.40am War Factories 1.40 SKY ONE Gentlemen (1960/PG) ★★★★ 6.50 Romancing
meets a woman who gave up Impossible Railways 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping 6.00am Monkey Life 7.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue the Stone (1984/12) ★★★★★ 9.00 Shooter
her career as a lawyer to open 8.00 The Dog Whisperer 9.00 Stop, Search, Seize (2007/15) ★★★ 11.25 The Florida Project (2017/15)
a restaurant in the Lake District ITV2 10.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response 11.00 NCIS: Los ★★★★ 1.40-3.35am Genova (2008/15) ★★★
6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Angeles 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00 MacGyver
after falling in love with both Show 7.50 Emmerdale 8.20 Coronation Street. TALKING PICTURES TV
4.00 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30
the landscape and a local chef. Double bill. 9.20 Superstore. Double bill. 10.15 Futurama. Double bill. 6.30 The Simpsons. Triple 6.00am Passport to Treason (1956/15) ★★ 7.40
Ben follows Kat as she wrestles Dinner Date 11.15 Dress to Impress 12.15pm bill. 8.00 A League of Their Own: European Cruising the West Indies in 1938 7.55 The Ghost
with the challenge of running a Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street. Double bill. Road Trip 9.00 An Idiot Abroad 10.00 The Force: of Monk’s Island (1966/U) ★★★ 9.45 Freedom
1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.45 Dinner Date North East 11.00 Jett 12.15am Avenue 5 12.50 To Die (1961/PG) ★★★ 11.00 The Flame Trees of
business with her partner. 3.45 Dress to Impress 4.45 Take Me Out 6.00 The Heist 1.50 Hawaii Five-0. Double bill. 4.00 Thika 12.00noon Seance on a Wet Afternoon
You’ve Been Framed! Gold: Top 100 Talent 7.00 Futurama. Double bill. 5.00-6.00am Stargate SG-1 (1964/PG) ★★★ 2.15 Lilli Marlene (1950/PG)
10.00 My New Greek Life (2/4) The BRIT Awards 2020: Red Carpet 8.00  FILM ★★★ 3.55 Five Guns West (1954/U) ★★ 5.30
Chartered surveyors Alex and Coyote Ugly (2000/12) Comedy drama, starring SKY ATLANTIC Blind Spot (1958/U) ★★★ 7.00 Clockwise (1986/
Charley open a hotel on Corfu Piper Perabo. ★★ 10.00 Love Island 11.05 6.00am The British 7.00 Without a Trace. Triple PG) ★★★ 9.00 Gideon’s Way 10.00 Helter Skelter
Family Guy. Double bill. 12.00m’t American bill. 10.00 The West Wing. Double bill. 12.00noon (1949/U) 11.40 The Birthday Party (1968/15) ★★★
– but Alex still has to return Dad!. Double bill. 12.55 Ibiza Weekender 1.55 Two Blue Bloods 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.10am These are the Damned (1962/12) ★★ 4.00
to London for work, leaving and a Half Men 2.25 Don’t Hate the Playaz 3.20 2.00 The West Wing. Double bill. 4.00 Without Every Day Except Christmas (1957/U) ★★★★
Charley alone on the island ITV2 Nightscreen 3.30-6.00am Teleshopping a Trace. Triple bill. 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene 4.50-6.00am Streamline Express (1935/PG) ★★★
unable to speak the language.
11.05pm 30 Inches Tall and Turning 18:
Extraordinary People Documentary
Variations BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: 7.00-8.00pm
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip. Stanley Johnson
Cath-Od 5.40 Un Cwestiwn 6.00 Newyddion
S4C a’r Tywydd 6.05 Codi Pac. Geraint Hardy
and Georgia ‘Toff’ Toffolo compete in Cumbria. visits Merthyr Tydfil. 6.30 Rownd a Rownd.
about a young woman with dwarfism. BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV Sophie is not happy to discover that Fflur and
11.45am-12.15pm X-Ray 6.30-7.00pm BBC Wales Llew have moved in with Dylan. 7.00 Heno 7.30
(R) 12.05am When Kids Kill: Date with Today 9.00-10.00 Hidden. Connor confides in News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales
Death. The case of 16-year-old Joshua Mia about Geraint Ellis, and she convinces him Pobol y Cwm. Jason and Kelly try and get some
at Six 10.30-10.45pm ITV News Cymru Wales
time alone together. 8.00 Am Dro!. The best
Davies, who murdered his girlfriend. (R) that the old man deserved what happened to S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion S4C walks in Beddgelert, Cardiff Bay, the Gower and
1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show him. 10.35 The Split. Hannah’s double life starts a’r Tywydd 12.05 Ffasiwn Mecanic 12.30 Heno Anglesey. Last in series. 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r
3.00 Access (R) 3.10 Paddington Station to take its toll, especially as Nathan becomes 1.30 Ffermio 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd Tywydd 9.30 Adre. Nia Parry meets actress Nia
suspicious of her interactions with Christie, and 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Roberts. 10.00 Walter Presents: Yr Un Awyr. A
24/7 (R) 4.00 The Railways That Built her children need her support more than ever. Tywydd 3.05 Corau Rhys Meirion 4.00 Awr Fawr: mishap at the bakery sends a drunken Tobais
Britain with Chris Tarrant (R) 4.45 11.35pm-12.30am Plastic Surgery Undressed. Peppa 4.05 Y Brodyr Coala 4.15 Antur Natur Cyw crying to Axel. When Lauren develops cold feet,
House Doctor (R) 5.10 House Busters Four people watch a live transplant before 4.30 Sion y Chef 4.45 Deian a Loli 5.00 Stwnsh: Lars must adopt a more aggressive approach.
(R) 5.35-6.00am Wildlife SOS (R) deciding whether the procedure is for them. Larfa 5.05 Boom!. 5.15 Bernard 5.20 #FI 5.25 In German and English. 11.00-11.35pm Nyrsys
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Animal Park 6.30am Wanted Down Under 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.30am Cheers (R) 7.20 The King of
Summer Special (R) 10.00 Revisited (R) 7.15 Flog It! (R) 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. Queens (R) 8.10 Everybody
Homes Under the Hammer (R) 8.00 Great British Railway 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat Loves Raymond (R) 9.10 Frasier
11.00 Wanted Down Under Journeys (R) 8.30 Yorkshire and lifestyle features. (R) 10.10 Undercover Boss
Revisited 11.45 Defenders UK Walks. Heptonstall to Stoodley 12.30pm Loose Women Topical debate Canada (R) 11.05 Ramsay’s
(R) 12.15pm Bargain Hunt (R) Pike. (R) 9.00 BBC News at 9 Kitchen Nightmares USA (R)
10.00 Victoria Derbyshire from a female perspective.
1.00 BBC News; Regional News 12.05pm Find It, Fix It, Flog It (R)
11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather
1.45 Doctors The tension between 1.05 Posh Pawn Boxing items. (R)
1.00pm Walks of Life Edinburgh. (R) 1.55 Regional News; Weather 2.10 Countdown Word game.
Al and Daniel continues to build. 2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases are
2.00 World’s Sneakiest Animals (R) 3.00 A Place in the Sun (R)
2.15 Shakespeare & Hathaway heard in a studio courtroom.
– Private Investigators. (R) 3.00 Red Rock Irish crime drama. (R) 4.00 A New Life in the Sun A family
3.45 Full Steam Ahead How the 3.00 Tenable A team of five old from Teesside open the doors
3.00 Escape to the Country (R) railways transformed diet. (R) school friends competes. (R) to their new restaurant in Spain.
3.45 The Farmers’ Country 4.45 Blue Planet UK Sharks’ teeth. (R) 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. 5.00 Couples Come Dine with Me
Showdown Chorizo selling. (R) 5.15 Flog It! Historic venues. (R) 5.00 The Chase Sue, Kojo, Liam and Three couples compete
4.30 Antiques Road Trip (R) 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of Rachel take part in the quiz. in South Yorkshire. (R)
5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. (R) Games Trivia-based quiz fun. 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.00 The Simpsons Lisa befriends
6.00 BBC News; Regional News 6.30 Great Asian Railway Journeys 6.25 Party Political Broadcast Bart’s nemesis Sideshow Bob. (R)
6.55 Party Political Broadcast (18/20) Michael Portillo visits By the Liberal Democrats. 6.30 Hollyoaks Maxine goes to meet
By the Liberal Democrats. (R) Melaka and Johor Bahru. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather up with Clayton at The Dog. (R)
7.00 The One Show Magazine 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road 7.00 Emmerdale Mandy continues 7.00 Channel 4 News Headlines.
show, with stories of interest Trip Rebecca Adlington and her campaign, Will feels guilty, 8.00 Kirstie and Phil’s Love It or
from around the UK. Presented Helen Skelton rummage for and Harriet asks for assistance. List It Kirstie Allsopp and Phil
by Alex Jones and Matt Baker. items in north west England. (R) 7.30 Coronation Street James Spencer catch up home owners
8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 8.00 Lose Weight and Get Fit finally tells Ed he is gay, they have previously met on the
The team helps project manager with Tom Kerridge (6/6) DC Holden drags Kevin in for programme to see how they
Ben in Avening in the Cotswolds, The chef and the group of further questioning, and Maria have got on. In this episode, Phil
whose life was changed in a split volunteers discover how much admits that she slept with Ali. catches up with Kathleen and
second by a freak accident, weight they have lost and 8.00 Harry Redknapp’s Tom who chose to renovate
where he broke his neck in how much fitter they are as a Sandbanks Summer (1/4) their three-bedroom Victorian
three places. For him to be able result of all their hard work. Former football manager terrace in Gosforth, Newcastle.
to move back home from 8.30 Trust Me, I’m a Doctor (6/6) Harry Redknapp welcomes 9.00 Kevin McCloud’s Rough
Salisbury Spinal Unit, it needs to Michael Mosley investigates celebrity friends to his house Guide to the Future (2/3)
be adapted with a front access whether thinking about food in Sandbanks, Britain’s most Kevin McCloud sends three
and a two-storey extension can help you lose weight, and exclusive seaside resort. celebrities around the world
with through-floor lift. (R) Giles Yeo finds out how to keep 8.30 Coronation Street Tara tells to take a light-hearted look at
9.00 Spy in the Wild (4/4) The spy your skin young and healthy. Chesney that she is terminating some fixes for the planet’s
cameras travel to the Arctic and 9.00 Good Omens (6/6) As the his and Gemma’s contract. issues. This time, Jon Richardson
Antarctic circles, following series reaches its dramatic 9.00 Cilla: The Lost Tapes travels to a town that claims to
chicks in a king penguin colony conclusion, Adam, Crowley and Documentary in which family be America’s most eco-friendly,
on the island of South Georgia. Aziraphale must work together and friends of Cilla Black watch while in Japan, Alice Levine finds
On the other side of the world, to fight the powers of Heaven rare footage of the beloved out where robots go to die.
Spy Walrus discovers a walrus and Hell. Michael Sheen and singer and presenter for the first Elsewhere, Phil Wang heads
family hauled out on an ice floe. David Tennant head the cast. time. Sheridan Smith narrates. to a futuristic farm in China.
10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Live at the Apollo Dane 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 Home (3/6) Sami finds new
Followed by Lottery Update Baptiste presents stand-up 10.30 Regional News; Weather opportunities to make friends
10.35 Eating with My Ex (5/8) comedy from the Hammersmith 10.45 Tyson Fury: The Gypsy and influence people on the
Freddie has unanswered Apollo in west London, King Filmed over several local bus. Meanwhile, Katy is
questions for his ex, and introducing sets by Desiree months, the programme summoned to the school.
hopes that Zak can be honest Burch and Chris McCausland. (R) provides an insight into the 10.30 8 Out of 10 Cats Does
about why they split. Holly tries 10.30 Newsnight Analysis of the life of one of British sport’s Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts
to work out why Ben dumped day’s events, with Emily Maitlis. most flamboyant and as Sean Lock and Harriet
her after she met his family. 11.15pm Universal Credit: Inside the controversial characters and Kemsley take on Jon Richardson
11.05pm My Mate’s a Bad Date Oloni Welfare State In Bolton, a waitress those who are closest to him. (R) and Chris McCausland. (R)
has his work cut out with Vicky as he struggles to organise her life on zero 11.40pm Monster Carp Ali Hamidi, Neil 11.30pm First Dates: Valentine’s
helps her find her perfect match. hour contracts, while a new claimant Spooner and Tom Dove head to Lac Special (R) 12.35am Ramsay’s Kitchen
11.30 First & Last. Gameshow where struggles to pay back the advance she de Saint-Cassien, France, where anglers Nightmares USA (R) 1.25  FILM Young
contestants have to make sure they do was given. (R) 12.15am Travels in have been travelling to since the 1980s Adult (2011/15) Comedy, starring
not come first or last in any game or Euroland with Ed Balls. How politics is in search of the monsters that live in Charlize Theron. ★★★★ 3.00 Come
they will be eliminated. Hosted by affecting life in Italy and France. (R) its depths. (R) 12.35am Home Shopping Dine with Me (R) 3.55 Grand Designs (R)
Jason Manford. Last in series. (R) 1.15 Hawaii: Earth’s Tropical Islands (R) 3.00 Through the Keyhole. With Keith 4.50 Building the Dream (R) 5.45
12.15am Weather for the Week Ahead 2.15 Mary Beard’s Shock of the Nude Lemon. (R) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures (R)
12.20-6.00am BBC News. Headlines. (R) 3.15-6.30am This Is BBC Two 5.05-6.00am Judge Rinder (R) 5.50-6.30am Countdown (R)
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9.50 Last of the Summer Wine. Triple bill. 11.50
6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Keeping Up Appearances 12.30pm Porridge 1.05
Hi-de-Hi! 2.25 The Good Life 3.00 Keeping Up
11.15 Paddington Station 24/7 (R) Appearances 3.40 Dad’s Army 4.20 Last of the
12.10pm 5 News at Lunchtime Summer Wine. Triple bill. 6.20 The Good Life
12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors. 7.00 Porridge 7.40 Dad’s Army. Double bill.
(R) 1.10 Access. Showbiz news. 9.00 The Royle Family 9.40 dinnerladies 10.30
The Fast Show 11.05 Peep Show. Double bill.
1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. 12.15am The Royle Family 12.55 The Fast Show
1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. 1.35 Peep Show. Double bill. 2.35 Snuff Box 3.05
You, Me & Them 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping
2.20 Deviant Love (2019/PG) After
the breakdown of her marriage, DAVE
Jamie is charmed by a stranger 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Cops UK: Bodycam
who is hiding a dark secret. Squad 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage
Hunters UK 10.00 American Pickers 12.00noon
Thriller, starring Emma Bell. Cop Car Workshop 1.00 Top Gear 2.00 Cops UK:
4.00 Friends Double bill. (R) Bodycam Squad 3.00 Sin City Motors 4.00 Top
Gear. Double bill. 6.00 QI 7.00 Richard Osman’s
5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. House of Games 7.40 Would I Lie to You?.
5.30 Neighbours The hotel is falling Double bill. 9.00 QI 10.00 Hypothetical 11.00 Good Omens, BBC Two, 9pm
short of Lucy’s targets and Would I Lie to You? 11.40 Mock the Week
an email brings bad news. (R) 12.20am Would I Lie to You? 1.00 QI 2.10 Room
101 2.45 Asian Provocateur: Mum’s American 2.10 Two and a Half Men 2.35 Hell’s Kitchen Trace. Triple bill. 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene
6.00 Home and Away Ryder sees Dream 3.15 Zapped 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 3.25 ITV2 Nightscreen 3.30-6.00am Teleshopping Investigation 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Angels in
Jade stealing money. (R) America. Double bill. 11.35 The Birdman 11.45
DRAMA ITV3 The End 12.20am Babylon Berlin 1.25 John Adams
6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Soldier, Soldier. 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double 2.50 The Deuce 4.00-6.00am The West Wing
Double bill. 9.00 The Bill 10.00 Classic Holby City bill. 6.50 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 7.50
7.00 Tony Robinson: Coast to 11.00 Classic Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 Heartbeat 8.50 The Darling Buds of May 9.55 SKY CINEMA PREMIERE
Coast Tony meets one of Classic EastEnders. Double bill. 2.20 London’s That’s My Boy 10.25 Inspector Morse 12.40pm 6.00am We Have Always Lived in the Castle
Burning 3.20 Lovejoy 4.20 Bergerac 5.25 Bread Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. (2018/15) ★★★ 7.40 The Princess and the Dragon
the Lake District’s last tenant 2.50 Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 3.55 (2018/U) ★★★ 9.10 The Hummingbird Project
6.00 Hi-de-Hi! 6.40 As Time Goes By 7.20 Last
sheep farmers, and gets a rare of the Summer Wine 8.00 Hetty Wainthropp Midsomer Murders 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Agatha (2019/15) ★★★ 11.10 The Padre (2018/15) ★★★
sighting of a red squirrel. (R) Investigates 9.00 Ms Fisher’s Modern Murder Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 12.50pm Toy Story 4 (2019/U) ★★★★ 2.35 The
Followed by 5 News Update Mysteries 10.00 New Tricks 11.20 Taggart 1.30am Wild Bill 11.00 Inspector Morse 3.20am ITV3 Vanishing of Sidney Hall (2018/15) ★★★ 4.40 The
London’s Burning 2.40 Lovejoy 3.30 Garden Nightscreen 3.30-6.00am Teleshopping Princess and the Dragon (2018/U) ★★★ 6.00 The
8.00 Emergency Road Rescue Hopping 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Hummingbird Project (2019/15) ★★★ 8.00 Toy
(1/4) The devastating impact of BBC FOUR Story 4 (2019/U) ★★★★ 9.45 Sunset (2018/15)
YESTERDAY 7.00pm Beyond 100 Days 7.30 The Beauty of ★★★ 12.15am We Have Always Lived in the
the Yorkshire floods in 2019, Anatomy 8.00 World’s Busiest Railway 2015
6.00am Slow Train Through Africa with Griff Castle (2018/15) ★★★ 2.05 Pimp (2018/15) ★★★
following people on the 9.00 A Very British History 10.00 The Ruth Ellis 3.50 The Padre (2018/15) ★★★ 5.30-6.00am The
Rhys Jones 7.10 Impossible Railways 8.00 Files: A Very British Crime Story 11.00 EastEnders:
frontline of the flood response Forbidden History 9.00 Nazi Hunters 10.00 War Hurricane Heist: The Eye of the Storm
Back to Ours 11.15 Classic EastEnders 12.15am
in some of the worst affected Factories 11.00 Secrets of the Railways 12.00noon
communities, like the village of Underground Worlds 1.00 The Railway: First
Art, Passion & Power: The Story of the Royal FILM4
Collection 1.15 Victorian Sensations: Decadence 11.00am Donovan’s Reef (1963/U) ★★★ 1.15pm
Great Western 2.00 Bangers and Cash 3.00 and Degeneration 2.20 Frank Bowling’s Abstract
Fishlake. Elsewhere, an elderly Secrets of the Railways 4.00 Underground The Comancheros (1961/PG) ★★★★ 3.25 Hatari!
passenger is involved in a World 2.50-3.50am A Very British History (1962/U) ★★★★ 6.35 Snow White & the
Worlds 5.00 Nazi Hunters 6.00 War Factories
terrifying road traffic accident. 7.00 Secrets of the Railways 8.00 Impossible SKY ONE Huntsman (2012/12) ★★★ 9.00 My Cousin
Followed by 5 News Update Engineering 9.00 Open All Hours. Triple bill. 11.00 6.00am Monkey Life. Double bill. 7.00 RSPCA Rachel (2017/12) Having sworn revenge against
Secrets of the Railways 12.00m’t Underground Animal Rescue. Double bill. 8.00 The Dog his relative’s widow, an Englishman finds his
9.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Worlds 1.00 War Factories 2.00 Impossible Whisperer 9.00 Stop, Search, Seize 10.00 Brit plans change after they meet. Drama, with
Chocolate Challenge The Railways 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping Cops: Rapid Response 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. Rachel Weisz. ★★★ 11.10 Triple 9 (2016/15) ★★★
chocolatiers make bite-sized Double bill. 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0. Double bill. 1.25-3.20am With or Without You (1999/18) ★★★
ITV2 3.00 MacGyver 4.00 Modern Family. Double bill.
chocolates based on their 6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 The Ellen DeGeneres 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama. Double bill.
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favourite desserts. Elsewhere, Show 7.50 Emmerdale 8.20 You’ve Been Framed! 6.30 The Simpsons. Five episodes. 9.00 SEAL 6.00am Impulse (1954/15) ★★★ 7.40 The Missing
the Hairy Bikers visit the Quality Gold Top 100 Talent 9.20 Superstore. Double bill. Team 10.00 Avenue 5 10.35 A League of Their Million (1942/PG) ★★★ 9.20 Orders Are Orders
10.15 Dinner Date 11.15 Dress to Impress 12.15pm Own: European Road Trip 11.35 The Heist (1955/U) ★★★ 11.00 The Flame Trees of Thika
Street production line in Halifax. Emmerdale 12.45 You’ve Been Framed Gold: 12.05pm No Place for Jennifer (1950/PG) ★★★
12.35am The Russell Howard Hour 1.35 Road Wars
Top 100 Kids! 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.05 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.00 Hawaii Five-0 4.00 1.55 The Southern Star (1969/PG) ★★★ 4.05 Port
10.00 Inside the World’s Multi- 2.45 Dinner Date 3.50 Dress to Impress 4.50 Take Futurama. Double bill. 5.00-6.00am Stargate SG-1 Afrique (1956/PG) ★★★ 5.55 Nurse on Wheels
Million Pound Mega Me Out 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold. Four (1963/U) ★★★ 7.40 Cover Girl Killer (1959/PG)
Mansions Exploring the episodes. 8.00 Two and a Half Men. Double SKY ATLANTIC ★★★ 9.00 Rumpole of the Bailey 10.05 Spring
bill. 9.00 Love Island 10.05 Celebrity Juice: The 6.00am The British 7.00 Without a Trace. Triple and Port Wine (1970/PG) ★★★★ 12.05am The
world’s ultra-luxury property Sweetest Bits 11.05 Family Guy. Double bill. bill. 10.00 The West Wing. Double bill. 12.00noon Man Who Haunted Himself (1970/PG) ★★★ 1.55
market. Cameras follow luxury 12.05am American Dad!. Double bill. 12.55 Iain Blue Bloods 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Cat & Mouse (1958/PG) ★★★ 3.25 Moulin Rouge
estate agent to the rich and Stirling’s CelebAbility 1.40 The Cleveland Show 2.00 The West Wing. Double bill. 4.00 Without a (1952/PG) ★★★★ 5.45-6.00am The Farm 1938
famous, Shawn Elliot, who is
based in Los Angeles. (R)
11.05pm Britain’s Council House
Variations ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV
News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.25 ITV News Wales
cultural exchange between Wales and Kenya.
6.30 Adre. With presenter Angharad Mair. 7.00
at Six 10.30-10.45pm ITV News Cymru Wales Heno 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. Brenda searches for a
Millionaires Documentary about BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: 6.25-6.55pm place to stay. 8.55 Chwedloni. Kayleigh’s story.
BBC Wales Today. The latest news headlines. S4C 6.00am Cyw 11.00 Dysgu Gyda Cyw: Twm
wealthy buy-to-let landlords. (R) Tisian 11.10 Cymylaubychain 11.20 Tili a’i Ffrindiau 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Nyrsys.
8.00 Our Soldier Son Died – Why Won’t They
12.05am The Woman Who Ate a Learn?. A family breaks their silence after their 11.30 Guto Gwningen 11.45 Loti Borloti Following first year student Megan on
House. Documentary about people 12.00noon Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 12.05 placement with a learning difficulty nursing
soldier son died during an exercise in Wales. Ceffylau Cymru 12.30 Heno 1.00 Creaduriaid team, and Gwawr, who is on a hospice
with the rare condition pica. (R) 1.00 8.30-9.00pm Garden Rescue. Redesigning a Gwyllt Affrica 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd placement. Last in series. 10.00 Mwy o Sgorio.
The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show 3.00 couple’s garden in memory of their late son. 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Celebrating the best of football in Wales and
Access 3.10 Paddington Station 24/7 (R) BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: 10.00-10.30pm Tywydd 3.05 Noson Lawen 4.00 Cyw Byw 5.00 beyond. 10.30 Rygbi Pawb. Rugby union
Young, Welsh and Pretty Minted. Profiles of Stwnsh: Larfa 5.05 Pengwiniaid Madagascar 5.20 magazine show featuring news and highlights
4.00 Britain’s Biggest Mosque (R) Rage Darling, who takes donations from fans Y Brodyr Adrenalini 5.25 Bwystfil 5.35 Cog1nio from across the country, including action
4.45 House Doctor: double bill (R) worldwide to watch her play computer games, 6.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 6.05 O Nefyn i from the Welsh Schools & Colleges League.
5.35-6.00am Wildlife SOS (R) and Toni Leigh Hall, who sells saucy gifts. Nairobi. Part two of two. Conclusion of the 11.15pm-12.20am Drych: Tu Ol i’r Tiaras
BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4
FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104
6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Animal Park 6.30am Wanted Down Under 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.30am Cheers (R) 7.20 The King of
Summer Special (R) 10.00 Homes Revisited (R) 7.15 Bargain Hunt 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. Queens (R) 8.10 Everybody
Under the Hammer 11.00 (R) 8.00 Great British Railway 10.00 This Morning Chat and features. Loves Raymond (R) 9.10 Frasier
Wanted Down Under Journeys (R) 8.30 Lose Weight 12.30pm Loose Women The women (R) 10.10 Undercover Boss
Revisited 11.45 Defenders UK and Get Fit with Tom Kerridge Canada (R) 11.05 Ramsay’s
(R) 12.15pm Bargain Hunt (R) (R) 9.00 BBC News at 9 10.00 put the world to rights again.
Kitchen Nightmares USA (R)
1.00 BBC News; Regional News Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 12.05pm Find It, Fix It, Flog It (R)
1.45 Doctors Sid has to deal Newsroom Live. Headlines. 1.55 Regional News; Weather 1.05 Posh Pawn James gets an
with a severe case of OCD. 1.00pm Walks of Life Staffordshire. (R) 2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases. enquiry about a jet simulator. (R)
2.15 Shakespeare & Hathaway 2.00 World’s Sneakiest Animals (R) 3.00 Tenable Five bed specialists 2.10 Countdown Gameshow.
– Private Investigators (R) 3.00 Red Rock An incriminating gun answer questions on subjects 3.00 A Place in the Sun (R)
3.00 Escape to the Country (R) troubles one team member. (R) including Blue Peter, capital 4.00 A New Life in the Sun
3.45 The Farmers’ Country 3.45 Full Steam Ahead (R) cities and Robert De Niro films, A Teesside family become
Showdown Rival family teams 4.45 Blue Planet UK(R) then try to score a perfect 10 victims of their own success.
present their sheep. (R) 5.15 Flog It! Rochester Cathedral. (R) in the final round. (R) 5.00 Couples Come Dine with Me
4.30 Antiques Road Trip Experts 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. From South Yorkshire. (R)
Margie Cooper and Charles Games Rounds of trivia fun. 5.00 The Chase Shamus, Lynn, Hollie 6.00 The Simpsons Bart is saved
Hanson are in Harrogate. (R) 6.30 Great Asian Railway Journeys and Ian take on today’s Chaser. from the school bullies. (R)
5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. (R) (19/20) Michael Portillo’s tour 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Brooke and Ollie
6.00 BBC News; Regional News reaches Singapore, his final stop. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather welcome their baby boy. (R)
7.00 The One Show Matt Baker 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road 7.00 Emmerdale Cain and Moira 7.00 Channel 4 News
and Alex Jones present the Trip TV presenting duo brace themselves, while Liam Including sport and weather.
live magazine show featuring Sam Nixon and Mark Rhodes and Leyla are thwarted. 8.00 The Secret Life of the Zoo
a mixture of celebrity chat join experts Charles Hanson 7.30 Diet: Trust Your Gut? Chester Zoo’s hornbills have
and stories of interest. and Natasha Raskin Sharp on Tonight Actress Catherine survived a fire that swept
7.30 EastEnders Phil and Ben are the hunt for bargains to sell at Tyldesley investigates what through their home, but it may
both on the warpath against auction in Buckinghamshire. (R) people need to know to look have derailed their plans for
Keanu – leading them to the 8.00 Secrets of the Museum after their digestive system. chicks, while meerkat matriarch
boat on the Thames for the (3/6) The experts at the V&A 8.00 Emmerdale Paddy stays Huskie seems to have lost her
ultimate showdown. Sharon tells museum restore a Mary Quant strong, and Leyla makes a move. breeding instincts after losing
Dennis they are leaving Walford. minidress, Queen Victoria’s 8.30 Save Money: Lose Weight her pup nine months ago. Is she
8.00 Best Home Cook The three writing case goes on show (5/6) Sian Williams and Ranj finally ready to be a mum again?
finalists face the challenges that and curators acquire the Singh look at food portions, 9.00 Hunted Grandfather and
could win them the title – and banners of Extinction Rebellion. finding out if people realise how ex-military intelligence officer
to keep them on their toes, the 9.00 Hospital (2/8) At Aintree much they are piling on their Mervyn risks returning to the
judges present their tasks in a Hospital’s major trauma centre, plates and looking at gadgets to launch location, while Toni is
different order. Last in series. a 15-strong team try to save the control how much they eat. unaware that her helper has
9.00 Death in Paradise (7/8) The life of a young man who has 9.00 Tyson Fury: The Gypsy left his phone switched, on
owner of a hair salon is killed in been brought in by emergency King (2/3) The boxer enjoys giving HQ the chance to track
front of her family, leaving helicopter after being stabbed some downtime in Morecambe their every move. Also, with
DI Neville Parker and his team in the chest. While at the after defeating Thomas Jess and Ella’s precise location
stumped when it turns out Royal Liverpool University Schwartz in Las Vegas, before he revealed, and the Hunters only
no one actually saw what Hospital, an aggressive homeless starts to prepare for his next five minutes away, are the
happened. Ralf Little stars. man is given a final ultimatum. contest against Otto Wallin. couple about to be caught?
10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Mum It is Derek’s birthday and 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 First Dates Steampunk
10.35 Question Time Fiona Bruce the family come together to get 10.30 Regional News; Weather enthusiast Joe cannot believe
presents the topical debate the house ready for the party. 10.45 Grantchester When a woman his luck when his date Jess
from Weymouth, inviting Subtle family comedy, starring is found dead laid out in the reveals her old job involved
the studio audience to question Lesley Manville. Last in series. (R) shape of a crucifix on Jesus dressing up as Victorian.
a panel of politicians and 10.30 Newsnight Analysis of Green, Will and Geordie are led 11.05pm 24 Hours in A&E A nine-year-
other guests on subjects the day’s main news events. to a nearby convent where they old boy is unable to move his limbs
that have made the headlines 11.15pm Win the Wilderness: Alaska meet steely Sister Grace, who after falling on his head. (R) 12.10am Sex
over the past week. Three of the couples are taken to rules over her flock with an iron Tape. The fly-on-the-wall relationships
11.35pm A Cut Too Far? Male Canwell Glacier system, an area that is fist. Even more sinister is the programme sees Rachel and Dan, Nana
Circumcision Journalist Adnan Sarwar, home to wolves and bears, while picture that starts to emerge and Nyasha, and Eloise and Jake look
who was circumcised by his Muslim Duane and Rena decide who the next as they match the nuns to a to rekindle their struggling sex lives. (R)
parents as an infant, presents this pair to be eliminated will be. (R) series of unsolved cases. (R) 1.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA.
investigation into the operation and its 12.15am Cornwall: This Fishing Life. The 11.45pm Cold Feet Adam and Karen’s A Philadelphia restaurant. (R) 1.55 Come
safety, finding out whether it is an largest boats in the fishing fleet head future is thrown into jeopardy by an Dine with Me (R) 2.50 Baghdad Central
outmoded practice or a harmless out to sea in autumn. (R) 1.15 Dom unexpected offer. (R) 12.35am Home (R) 3.45 Home (R) 4.10 Building the
expression of cultural and religious Does America. Life as a Texas police Shopping 3.00 Diet: Trust Your Gut? Dream (R) 5.05 Cooking Up a Fortune
freedoms. (R) 12.20am Weather for the officer. (R) 2.00 Trust Me, I’m a Doctor Tonight (R) 3.25 ITV Nightscreen (R) 5.35 Kirstie’s Handmade Treasures
Week Ahead 12.25-6.00am BBC News (R) 2.30-6.30am This Is BBC Two 5.05-6.00am Judge Rinder (R) (R) 5.50-6.30am Countdown (R)
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You Rang, M’Lord? 9.00 Porridge 9.40 Hi-de-Hi!
Thursday
FEBRUARY 20
10.20 Last of the Summer Wine. Triple bill.
6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine 12.20pm Keeping Up Appearances 1.00 Porridge
1.40 Hi-de-Hi! 2.20 The Good Life 3.00 Keeping
11.15 Paddington Station 24/7 (R) Up Appearances 3.40 Dad’s Army 4.20 Last of
12.10pm 5 News at Lunchtime the Summer Wine. Triple bill. 6.20 The Good Life
12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 7.00 Porridge 7.40 Dad’s Army. Double bill. 9.00
(R) 1.10 Access. Showbiz news. The Royle Family 9.40 dinnerladies 10.25 The Fast
Show 11.00 Peep Show. Double bill. 12.10am The
1.15 Home and Away Royle Family 12.50 The Fast Show 1.30 Peep
See 6.00pm. (R) Show. Double bill. 2.30 Spaced 3.00 Snuff Box.
1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. Double bill. 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping
2.15 Sinister Seduction (2019/12) DAVE
Premiere. Thriller, starring 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Cops UK: Bodycam
Kristina Klebe. ★★★ Squad 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage
Hunters UK 10.00 American Picker 12.00noon
4.00 Friends Double bill. (R) Cop Car Workshop 1.00 Top Gear 2.00 Cops UK:
5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. Bodycam Squad 3.00 Sin City Motors 4.00 Top
Gear. Double bill. 6.00 QI 7.00 Richard Osman’s
5.30 Neighbours There are some House of Games 7.40 Would I Lie to You? 8.20
notable absentees at Aster’s Would I Lie to You? At Christmas 9.00 QI 10.00 Best Home Cook, BBC One, 8pm
Naming Day ceremony. (R) Room 101. Double bill. 11.20 Would I Lie to You?
12.00m’t Mock the Week 12.40 Would I Lie to
6.00 Home and Away Jasmine hears You? 1.20 Room 101 2.00 Asian Provocateur: 11.45 American Dad!. Double bill. 12.40am The Investigation 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 John Adams
about Tori’s transfer Ryder Mum’s American Dream 2.40 Mock the Week Cleveland Show. Double bill. 1.40 Two and a 10.20 The Deuce 11.40 The Sopranos 2.00am
sees a different side of Jade. (R) 3.15 Zapped 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Half Men. Double bill. 2.35 Hell’s Kitchen 3.25 Public Enemy 4.20-6.00am The West Wing
ITV2 Nightscreen 3.30-6.00am Teleshopping
6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. DRAMA SKY CINEMA PREMIERE
6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Soldier, Soldier 9.00
ITV3 6.00am We Have Always Lived in the Castle
7.00 Tony Robinson: Coast to The Bill 10.00 Classic Holby City 11.00 Classic 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double (2018/15) ★★★ 7.45 The Top Ten Show
Coast The presenter visits Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 Classic bill. 6.50 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 7.50 8.00 The Princess and the Dragon (2018/U) ★★★
EastEnders 2.20 London’s Burning 3.20 Monarch Heartbeat 8.50 The Darling Buds of May 9.55 9.30 Toy Story 4 (2019/U) ★★★★ 11.25 The
Eden Valley, Cumbria, where he That’s My Boy 10.25 Inspector Morse 12.40pm Hummingbird Project (2019/15) ★★★ 1.30pm
of the Glen 4.20 Bergerac 5.25 Bread 6.00
makes a dramatic ascent to the Hi-de-Hi! 6.40 As Time Goes By 7.20 Last of Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile:
limestone-paved Great Asby the Summer Wine 8.00 The Inspector Lynley 2.50 Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. Special 2.00 I Trapped the Devil (2019/15) ★★★
Scar, the last evidence of a 300 Mysteries 10.00 New Tricks 11.15 Taggart 1.25am 3.55 Midsomer Murders 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 3.40 We Have Always Lived in the Castle
London’s Burning 2.35 Monarch of the Glen Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Wild (2018/15) ★★★ 5.30 The Princess and the Dragon
million-year-old tropical sea. (R) Bill 11.00 Inspector Morse. Double bill. 3.20am (2018/U) ★★★ 7.00 Toy Story 4 (2019/U) ★★★★
3.25 Garden Hopping 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping
Followed by 5 News Update ITV3 Nightscreen 3.30-6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 The Hummingbird Project (2019/15) ★★★
8.00 Bargain-Loving Brits in the YESTERDAY BBC FOUR 11.00 I Trapped the Devil (2019/15) ★★★ 12.40am
Sun (7/9) Bambi and her former 6.00am Slow Train Through Africa with Griff Pimp (2018/15) ★★★ 2.25 Sunset (2018/15) ★★★
7.00pm Beyond 100 Days 7.30 The Pennine Way
Rhys Jones 7.10 Impossible Railways 8.00 8.00 Walt Disney 9.00 Inside Chernobyl’s Mega 5.10 The Top Ten Show 5.30-6.00am 1917: Special
dance partner Johnny reunite Forbidden History 9.00 Nazi Hunters 10.00 War
for a charity fete, while Graham Factories 11.00 Secrets of the Railways 12.00noon
Tomb 10.00 The Ruth Ellis Files: A Very British FILM4
Crime Story 11.00 How We Built Britain 12.00m’t 11.00am Fair Wind to Java (1953/PG) ★★★
and Linda’s dream of opening a Underground Worlds 1.00 The Railway: First Don McCullin: Looking for England 1.00 The Silk
Great Western 2.00 Bangers and Cash 3.00 12.50pm A Day to Remember (1953/U) ★★★
pie shop is put on hold until the Road 2.00 Mars Uncovered: Ancient God of War 2.40 The Riddle of the Sands (1979/U) ★★★ 4.45
Secrets of the Railways 4.00 Underground 3.00-4.00am Inside Chernobyl’s Mega Tomb
council grants them permission. Worlds 5.00 Nazi Hunters 6.00 War Factories The Last Wagon (1956/PG) ★★★★ 6.55 Dante’s
Followed by 5 News Update 7.00 Secrets of the Railways 8.00 Bangers SKY ONE Peak (1997/12) ★★★ 9.00 X-Men: Apocalypse
and Cash 9.00 Flying Scotsman with Robson 6.00am Monkey Life 7.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue (2016/12) ★★★ 11.50 Paranormal Activity: The
9.00 Hoarders: Trapped Green 10.00 Narrow Escapes of World War 8.00 The Dog Whisperer 9.00 Stop, Search, Seize Ghost Dimension (2015/15) ★★ 1.35-4.00am 24
By My Trash Decluttering Two 11.00 Secrets of the Railways 12.00m’t 10.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response 11.00 NCIS: Los Hour Party People (2002/18) ★★★★★
experts Caz and Tee set out to Underground Worlds 1.00 War Factories 2.00 Angeles. Double bill. 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0.
Impossible Railways 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping Double bill. 3.00 MacGyver 4.00 Modern Family.
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help Plymouth pensioner 6.00am Carry On Admiral (1957/U) ★★ 7.40
Double bill. 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama.
Arthur, whose flat is packed ITV2 Double bill. 6.30 The Simpsons. Triple bill. 8.00 Happy Go Lovely (1951/U) ★★★ 9.35 Operation
with piles of junk. Meanwhile, 6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 The Ellen DeGeneres A League of Their Own 9.00 The Heist 10.00 The Diplomat (1953/U) ★★★ 11.00 The Flame Trees
Khim Sim must clear her hoard Show 7.50 Emmerdale 8.20 Coronation Street. Russell Howard Hour 11.00 An Idiot Abroad of Thika 12.05pm The History of the Record
Double bill. 9.20 Superstore. Double bill. 12.00m’t COBRA. Double bill. 2.00 Motorway Industry: It’s in the Groove! 12.30 The Pursuers
so her fiance Jim can move in. 10.15 Dinner Date 11.15 Dress to Impress 12.15pm (1961/PG) ★★★ 1.45 The Other Man 2.00 Rooms
Patrol. Double bill. 3.00 Hawaii Five-0 4.00
Emmerdale 12.45 Coronation Street. Double Futurama. Double bill. 5.00-6.00am Stargate SG-1 2.30 State Secret (1950/U) ★★★ 4.40 The Glass
10.00 Addicted to Food: bill. 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show Talk show Mountain (1949/U) ★★ 6.40 They Stand Ready
Breaking the Cycle 2.45 Dinner Date 3.50 Dress to Impress 4.50 SKY ATLANTIC 7.05 Street Corner (1954/PG) Drama. ★★★
Therapist Mandy Saligari visits Take Me Out 6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold: 6.00am The British 7.00 Without a Trace. Triple 9.00 The Human Jungle 10.00 Richard’s Things
Best of the Best 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold:
bill. 10.00 The West Wing. Double bill. 12.00noon (1980/12) Drama. ★★★ 12.00m’t The Halfway
24-stone single mum Kara at Top 100 Animals 8.00 Two and a Half Men. Blue Bloods 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation House (1943/PG) Thriller. ★★ 2.00 Chance
home for five intensive therapy Double bill. 9.00 Love Island 10.05 Iain Stirling’s
2.00 The West Wing. Double bill. 4.00 Without of a Lifetime (1950/U) ★★ 3.50 Honey West
sessions, hoping to discover the CelebAbility 10.50 Family Guy. Double bill. a Trace. Triple bill. 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene 4.25-6.00am Boys Will Be Boys (1935/U) ★★★
root of her addiction to food so
she can break her bingeing habit
and begin to say no to treats.
Variations S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion S4C
a’r Tywydd 12.05 Codi Hwyl: Llydaw 12.30 Heno
cold shoulder, and Sian encourages John to take
it easy. 7.00 Heno 7.30 Pobol y Cwm. Jaclyn is
BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: 6.30pm BBC 1.30 Dan Do 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd shocked when Gwyneth asks her for a job.
11.05pm Curvy Girls: Stripped Bare 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Anita and Kelly come to understand each
Wales Today. The latest news stories making other better, thanks to Sion. 8.00 Corau Rhys
First of two programmes going the headlines. 6.55-7.00pm Party Political Broadcast Tywydd 3.05 Am Dro! 4.00 Awr Fawr: Blociau
scenes of a London fashion agency Rhif 4.05 Jambori 4.15 Sigldigwt 4.30 Sion y Meirion. Rhys Meirion works with a group of
BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: 10.00-10.30pm Chef 4.45 Rapsgaliwn 5.00 Stwnsh: Larfa 5.05 enthusiastic learners in Pembrokeshire, to see
specialising in plus-size models. Three The Tuckers. Roberto finally moves in, and Nats Arthur a Chriw y Ford Gron 5.15 Sbargo 5.20 if singing in a choir is a good way of learning
women talk about the impact of throws a party to celebrate. The Tuckers do Prosiect Z 5.45 Rygbi Pawb 6.00 Newyddion the language. 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd
modelling on their lives. (R) 1.00am The the catering, and Bobby has a huge decision S4C a’r Tywydd 6.05 Nyrsys. The work of 9.30 Jonathan. Rugby magazine, with Jonathan
to make. Stars Robert Pugh. Last in series. nurses at Velindre Cancer Centre in Cardiff Davies, Nigel Owens and Sarra Elgan discussing
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ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV and Withybush Hospital, Haverfordwest. the game with their guests and taking part
3.10 Borderline (R) 4.00 Britain’s News Cymru Wales 6.00 ITV News Wales at Six 6.30 Rownd a Rownd. Dylan faces awkward in all manner of fun challenges. 10.30 Hansh.
Greatest Bridges (R) 4.45 House Doctor 6.25-6.30 Party Political Broadcast. By the Brexit questions as Fflur’s health deteriorates. Britney Tunes, comedy and fresh faces. 11.00 Y Stiwdio
(R) 5.35-6.00am Wildlife SOS (R) Party. 10.30-10.45pm ITV News Cymru Wales feels lonely after Kay and Iestyn give her the Gefn 11.30pm-12.05am Mwy o Sgorio
BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4
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6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Animal Park 6.30am Wanted Down Under 6 .00am Good Morning Britain 6.30am Cheers (R) 7.20 The King of
Summer Special (R) 10.00 Homes Revisited (R) 7.15 Flog It! (R) 8.00 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. Queens (R) 8.10 Everybody
Under the Hammer (R) 11.00 Winterwatch (R) 9.00 BBC News 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat Loves Raymond (R) 9.10 Frasier
Wanted Down Under Revisited at 9 10.00 Victoria Derbyshire and lifestyle features. (R) 10.10 Undercover Boss
11.45 Defenders UK (R) 12.15pm 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live Canada (R) 11.05 Ramsay’s
Bargain Hunt. From Anglesey. 1 2.30pm Loose Women Topical debate
1.00pm Walks of Life Documentary. (R) Kitchen Nightmares USA (R)
from a female perspective.
1.00 BBC News; Regional News 2.00 World’s Sneakiest Animals (R) 12.05pm Find It, Fix It, Flog It (R)
1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 1.05 Posh Pawn Iranian jewellery. (R)
1.45 Doctors Zara goes into battle 3.00 Red Rock Rory risks arousing
for Daniel’s job at the prison. 1.55 Regional News; Weather 2.10 Countdown Word game.
suspicion when tempted to
2.15 Shakespeare & Hathaway tamper with evidence. (R) 2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases 3.00 A Place in the Sun (R)
– Private Investigators (R) 3.45 Full Steam Ahead (R) heard in a studio courtroom.
4.00 A New Life in the Sun It’s the
3.00 Escape to the Country A home 4.45 Blue Planet UK A man shares 3.00 Tenable A team of old school moment of truth as harvest
full of character in Devon. (R) his passion for sea horses. (R) friends answers questions about arrives for olive farmers in Spain.
3.45 The Farmers’ Country 5.15 Flog It! From Blackburn. top 10 lists, then try to score a 5.00 Couples Come Dine with Me
Showdown Documentary. (R) perfect 10 in the final round. (R) Couples from the West
6.00 Richard Osman’s House of
4.30 Antiques Road Trip Charles Games Trivia-based quiz. 4.00 Tipping Point Quiz show. Midlands compete for £1,000. (R)
Hanson decides to spend as 6.30 Great Asian Railway Journeys 5.00 The Chase General knowledge 6.00 The Simpsons Homer develops
much of his kitty as possible. (R) (20/20) Michael Portillo arrives quiz show, with Bradley Walsh. a taste for the OAP lifestyle. (R)
5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. (R) in Singapore on the last leg 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Nancy discovers that
6.00 BBC News; Regional News of his exploration of Asia. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather Kyle has been doing drugs. (R)
7.00 The One Show Alex Jones 7.00 Saving Lives at Sea 7.00 Emmerdale Rhona is terrified,
7.00 Channel 4 News Including
and Rob Beckett present the Documentary about the unpaid Leanna is suspicious, and sport and weather.
usual mix of celebrity guests volunteers who sacrifice their Vanessa pleads for information. 8.00 Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday
and topical stories of interest. 7.30 Coronation Street Chesney
free time to staff more than Night Feast Jamie Oliver and
7.30 Garden Rescue Designing a two hundred RNLI lifeboat panics when Joseph goes Jimmy Doherty’s end-of-the-
garden for a family of seven in stations across the UK. (R) missing, Ali begs Maria not to pier cafe sees Doctor Who star
Stamford, Lincolnshire, who 7.30 Celebrity Antiques Road marry Gary, and after spending Jodie Whittaker drop in for a
want a peaceful garden that Trip Comedian Bobby Davro the night with Kevin, Abi is cooking lesson that’s ‘out of this
they can call their own. (R) and songstress Sheila Ferguson cautious about confusing Jack. world’. In a cafe about the size
8.00 A Question of Sport of the Three Degrees compete 8.30 Vera The detectives investigate of the Tardis, Jodie helps the
Patrick van Aanholt, Jimmy Floyd to find profit-making antiques in two murders in which the boys rustle up a packed menu,
Hasselbaink, Samit Patel and Kent, guided by experts James victims have been placed in including roast pork complete
Naomi Broady take part. Braxton and Catherine Southon. water and surrounded by with a double helping of crispy
8.30 EastEnders Panic ensues 8.30 Our Coast (3/4) Adrian Chiles flowers. Vera and sidekick Joe crackling, and an authentic Thai
as multiple lives hang in the and Mehreen Baig are joined believe the culprit may be linked beef massaman curry that
balance, with one person by Helen Skelton and Shane to a group of bird-watching Jodie’s been dreaming about
set to meet a tragic end. Todd as they explore the friends, but despite their since she was 18. (R)
9.00 Would I Lie to You? (11/11) An Co Down coastline between increasingly tangled and 9.00 Gogglebox The show’s gaggle
episode of previously unseen Belfast and Strangford Lough. dysfunctional relationships, the of families, friends and viewing
material from the panel show. 9.30 QI (17/18) The first of two twitchers seem determined to party acquaintances settle
9.30 Bumps A 62-year-old divorcee compilations of highlights from protect one another. The very down to share their insightful,
contemplates the possibility the 17th series, with panellists first episode of the drama passionate and sometimes
of giving birth one more time. including Jo Brand, Susan adapted from Ann Cleeves’ emotional critiques on what
Comedy, with Amanda Redman. Calman and David Mitchell. novel Hidden Depths. (R) they have been watching.
10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Frankie Boyle’s Tour of 10.20 ITV News; Weather A fresh 10.00 The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh
Followed by Lottery Update Scotland (3/4) The comedian perspective on the major stories Widdicombe and Alex Brooker
10.35 The Graham Norton Show treks from Glasgow to Ayr, of the day, featuring national are joined by comedian Jon
(19/19) Highlights of the show’s catching up with fellow and international news. Richardson for a comic review
latest run, including appearances performer Elaine C Smith to 10.50 Regional News; Weather of the significant moments of
by Robert De Niro, Arnold discuss performing onstage and 11.05pm England Rugby: Rising Sons the past seven days.
Schwarzenegger, Julie Andrews, their different styles of comedy. Documentary following the England 11.05pm The Big Narstie Show The
Olivia Colman, Jennifer Aniston, 10.30 Newsnight Analysis of squad’s bid to lift the 2019 Rugby grime MC and co-host Mo Gilligan are
Judi Dench and Tom Hanks. the day’s headline events. World Cup. Featuring interviews with joined by celebrity guests including
11.25pm RuPaul’s Drag Race UK 11.05pm Front Row Late Mary Beard head coach Eddie Jones and captain singer Charlotte Church, comedian
Tensions are high and emotions are presents the cultural review show. Last Owen Farrell. 12.15am Wilder V Fury I: and broadcaster Judi Love and rap duo
charged as the remaining four queens in series. 11.45  FILM In the Heat of the Full Fight Replay. Deontay Wilder v D-Block Europe for more music and
are challenged to give family members Night (1967/15) A racist sheriff is forced Tyson Fury. Another chance to see chat. 12.10am  FILM Let’s Be Cops
a very special drag makeover. Bafta to accept the help of a black detective the bout for the WBC Heavyweight (2014/15) Two friends pose as police
winner Michaela Coel joins Michelle in a Mississippi murder investigation. title at Staples Centre in Los Angeles, officers hoping to enjoy the perks of
Visage and Alan Carr on the judging Drama, starring Sidney Poitier. ★★★★★ which took place in December 2018. the job, but end up in over their heads
panel as another queen is eliminated. 1.30am Amazon: What They Know 1.10 Home Shopping 3.00 Who’s Doing with gangsters. Comedy, starring Jake
12.30am Weather for the Week Ahead About Us (R) 2.30 Doctor Who (R) the Dishes? With Kellie Maloney. (R) Johnson. ★★★ 1.55 The Simpsons (R)
12.35-6.00am BBC News. Headlines. 3.20-6.45am This Is BBC Two 3.50-6.00am ITV Nightscreen 3.45-6.00am Come Dine with Me (R)
(R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad
Channel 5
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6.00am Teleshopping 7.25 As Time Goes By 8.00
You Rang, M’Lord? 9.00 Porridge 9.40 Hi-de-Hi!
Friday
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10.20 Last of the Summer Wine 12.20pm Keeping
6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Up Appearances 1.00 Porridge 1.40 Hi-de-Hi! 2.20
The Good Life 3.00 Dad’s Army. Double bill. 4.20
11.15 Paddington Station 24/7 (R) Last of the Summer Wine. Triple bill. 6.20 The
12.10pm 5 News at Lunchtime Good Life 7.00 Porridge 7.40 Dad’s Army. Double
12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors bill. 9.00 Only Fools and Horses 10.35 Peep Show.
(R) 1.10 Access. Showbiz news. Double bill. 11.40 All Round to Mrs Brown’s
1.00am Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow
1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. 2.00 Peep Show. Double bill. 2.50 You, Me &
1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. Them. Double bill. 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping
2.15 Maniac Mom (2017/PG) Thriller, DAVE
starring Jessica Blackmore and 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Cops UK: Bodycam
Virginia Tucker. ★★★★ Squad 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage
Hunters UK m10.00 American Pickers 12.00noon
4.00 Friends Double bill. Isabella Cop Car Workshop 1.00 Top Gear 2.00 Cops UK:
Rossellini makes Ross’s day; Bodycam Squad 3.00 Sin City Motors 4.00
the pals reveal their secrets. (R) Top Gear 6.00 QI 7.00 Richard Osman’s House
of Games 7.40 Would I Lie to You?. Double
5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. bill. 9.00  FILM Man on Fire (2004/18) Action
5.30 Neighbours Finn is shaken by his thriller, starring Denzel Washington. ★★★ Bumps, BBC One, 9.30pm
growing attraction to Elly. (R) 12.10am Mock the Week 12.45 Would I Lie to
You? 1.25 Not Going Out 2.10 Asian Provocateur:
6.00 Home and Away Hoping for a Mum’s American Dream 2.45 Mock the Week 2.25 Celebrity Juice: Just the Tip 3.20 ITV2 Trace. Triple bill. 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene
miracle, Tori’s medical team try 3.15 Zapped 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Nightscreen 3.30-6.00am Teleshopping Investigation 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Public
Enemy. Double bill. 11.20 The Outsider
to bring her out of the coma. (R)
DRAMA ITV3 12.20am  FILM The Wizard of Lies (2017) Drama,
6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Soldier, Soldier. 6.00am Classic Coronation Street 6.55 Classic starring Robert De Niro. 2.45 Babylon Berlin
Double bill. 9.00 The Bill 10.00 Classic Holby Emmerdale 7.55 Heartbeat 9.00 The Darling Buds 3.50 Dolittle: Special 4.00-6.00am The West Win
7.00 Tony Robinson: Coast to City 11.00 Classic Casualty 12.00noon The Bill of May 10.05 That’s My Boy 10.40 Lewis 12.40pm
Coast The actor explores the 1.00 Classic EastEnders. Double bill. 2.20 Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. SKY CINEMA PREMIERE
London’s Burning 3.20 Monarch of the Glen 2.50 Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 3.55 6.00am The Princess and the Dragon (2018/U)
Yorkshire Dales, visiting the Midsomer Murders 5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Agatha ★★★ 7.30 The Hummingbird Project (2019/15)
4.20 Bergerac 5.25 Bread 6.00 Hi-de-Hi! 6.40 As
towns of Hawes and Leyburn Time Goes By 7.20 Last of the Summer Wine Christie’s Poirot 8.00 Doc Martin. Double bill. ★★★ 9.35 Toy Story 4 (2019/U) ★★★★ 11.30 The
before heading to Aysgarth Falls, 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 9.00 Death in Paradise 10.05 Wild Bill. Double bill. 12.10am Inspector Curse of La Llorona (2019/15) ★★★ 1.20pm I
a triple flight of waterfalls. (R) 10.20 New Tricks 11.40 Taggart 1.40am London’s Morse 2.20 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 3.20 ITV3 Trapped the Devil (2019/15) ★★★ 3.00 The
Burning 2.45 Monarch of the Glen 3.35 Garden Nightscreen 3.30-6.00am Teleshopping Princess and the Dragon (2018/U) ★★★ 4.20 The
Followed by 5 News Update Hummingbird Project (2019/15) ★★★ 6.15 Toy
8.00 The Yorkshire Steam Hopping 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping BBC FOUR Story 4 (2019/U) ★★★★ 8.00 The Curse of La
YESTERDAY 7.00pm World News Today 7.30 Top of the Pops: Llorona (2019/15) ★★★ 9.45 I Trapped the Devil
Railway: All Aboard (1/6) 1989 8.00 Sings Disney Songs 9.00 Top of the
6.00am Slow Train Through Africa with Griff (2019/15) ★★★ 11.15 We Have Always Lived in
Engineer Piglet’s been Pops: 1989 9.30 Rock Island Line: The Song That the Castle (2018/15) ★★★ 1.00am Pimp (2018/15)
Rhys Jones 7.10 Impossible Railways 8.00 Forbidden Made Britain Rock 10.30 Chas and Dave: Last
promoted, but he is also History 9.00 Nazi Hunters 10.00 War Factories ★★★ 2.40 Dolittle: Special 2.55 Sunset (2018/15)
Orders 11.25 What Ever Happened to Rock ’n’
grappling with an old American 11.00 Secrets of the Railways 12.00noon Roll? 12.25am Rock ’n’ Roll Britannia 1.25 Arena: ★★★ 5.30-6.00am Final Score: Special
war-horse, the S160 Omaha, and Underground Worlds 1.00 The Railway: First Great
Western 2.00 Bangers and Cash 3.00 Secrets of
Alone with Chrissie Hynde 3.00-4.00am Rock FILM4
an enormous BR 9F engine, the Railways 4.00 Underground Worlds 5.00 Nazi
Island Line: The Song That Made Britain Rock 11.00am The Killing (1956/PG) ★★★★ 12.45pm
while trainee driver Phil gets Hunters 6.00 True Evil: The Making of a Nazi SKY ONE Sink the Bismarck! (1960/U) ★★★★ 2.45 Hell
endures a baking bank holiday. 7.00 Secrets of the Railways 8.00 War Factories 6.00am Monkey Life 7.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue. Is for Heroes (1962/12) ★★★ 4.30 This Happy
9.00 Abandoned Engineering 11.00 Secrets of Double bill. 8.00 The Dog Whisperer 9.00 Stop, Breed (1944/U) ★★★★★ 6.45 Back to the
Followed by 5 News Update Future (1985/PG) ★★★★★ 9.00 Arrival (2016/12)
the Railways 12.00m’t Underground Worlds 1.00 Search, Seize 10.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder
9.00 Celebrity Britain by Barge: True Evil: The Making of a Nazi 2.00 Impossible 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. Double bill. 1.00pm ★★★★★ 11.20 The Watch (2012/15) ★★
Then & Now (2/6) Arriving in Railways 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping Hawaii Five-0. Double bill. 3.00 MacGyver 4.00 1.25-3.35am Northern Soul (2014/15) ★★★
Modern Family. Double bill. 5.00 The Simpsons TALKING PICTURES TV
Lancashire, Anne Diamond ITV2 5.30 Futurama. Double bill. 6.30 The Simpsons.
and Pete Waterman discover a 6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Four episodes. 8.30 Modern Family 9.00  NEW 6.00am Honey West 6.30 Patricia Presents: Tread
Polish war memorial and learn Show 7.50 Emmerdale. Double bill. 8.50 You’ve Intelligence. Double bill. 10.00 The Late Late Softly 6.35 Tread Softly (1952/PG) ★★★ 8.05 The
about the role canals played in Been Framed! Gold 9.20 Superstore. Double bill. Show with James Corden: Best of the Week Trollenberg Terror (1958/PG) ★★★ 9.40 S is for
10.15 Dinner Date 11.15 Dress to Impress 12.15pm 11.00 The Russell Howard Hour 12.00m’t Avenue Stanley 11.00 The Flame Trees of Thika 12.05pm
the Second World War. Emmerdale. Double bill. 1.15 You’ve Been Framed! The Gentle Sex (1943/U) ★★★ 1.55 Dustbin
5 12.35 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder 1.35 Road Wars
Gold 1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.45 Dinner 2.05 Hawaii Five-0. Double bill. 4.00 Futurama. Parade 2.00 Rooms 2.30 The Angel with the
10.20 The Comeback of Ant Date 3.50 Dress to Impress 4.50 Take Me Out Double bill. 5.00-6.00am Stargate SG-1 Trumpet (1950/U) ★★★ 4.30 Glimpses: Fitness
McPartlin Examining the 6.00 Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! Gold Wins the Game 4.40 The Boys (1962/PG) ★★ 7.10
presenter’s fall from grace in 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold: Top 100 Kids SKY ATLANTIC Glimpses: England in 1951 7.20 The Scarlet Blade
8.00 Two and a Half Men. Double bill. 9.00 Love
6.00am The British 7.00 Without a Trace. Triple (1963/PG) ★★★ 9.00 Hazell 10.00 Rasputin the
2018, when he was charged Island 10.05 Family Guy. Triple bill. 11.35 American
bill. 10.00 The West Wing. Double bill. 12.00noon Mad Monk (1966/15) ★★★ 11.50 The Boys from
with drink-driving and admitted Dad!. Double bill. 12.30am The Cleveland Show.
Blue Bloods 1.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Brazil (1978/18) ★★★ 2.30am Hot Target (1985/18)
to rehab for a second time, Double bill. 1.30 Two and a Half Men. Double bill.
2.00 The West Wing. Double bill. 4.00 Without a ★★ 4.25-6.00am Suddenly (1954/PG) ★★★
and his comeback this year. (R)
11.20pm  FILM Basic Instinct (1992/18)
A hard-drinking cop investigating a
Variations London. 7.20-9.30pm  LIVE Scrum V. Wales
Under-20s v France Under-20s (Kick-off
Draig 4.45 Amser Maith Maith yn Ol 5.00
Stwnsh: Larfa 5.05 Gwboi a Twm Twm 5.20
7.35pm). Gareth Rhys Owen presents coverage Chwarter Call 5.35 Y Barf 6.00 Dan Do. Aled
murder case lets his feelings for the BBC1 WALES As BBC1 except: 6.30pm BBC Samuel and Mandy Watkins examine a new
Wales Today 7.00 Six Nations Sin Bin. Gabby of both teams’ third Six Nations fixture,
sultry and manipulative chief suspect Logan and Gareth Thomas review the most held at Stadiwm Zip World in Colwyn Bay. build, a 1980s house with something very
cloud his judgement. Thriller, with ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV different inside, and an American-themed
recent Six Nations matches and look ahead to family home. 6.30 Heno 7.30 Newyddion S4C
Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas. Wales’ clash with France. 7.30-8.00 Tudur’s TV News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales
a’r Tywydd 7.55  LIVE Sgorio. Connah’s Quay
★★★ 1.40am The 21.co.uk Live Casino Flashback. Tudur Owen discovers the truth at Six 10.50-11.05pm ITV News Cymru Wales Nomads v The New Saints (Kick-off 8.00pm).
Show 3.40 Borderline. Double bill of about family life, referencing the funniest, most S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion S4C Dylan Ebenezer presents coverage of the
a’r Tywydd 12.05 Arfordir Cymru: Bae Ceredigion
the spoof documentary, starring Jackie fascinating clips from half a century and more
of Welsh television. 11.25 Age of Outrage 11.55 12.30 Heno 1.00 Y Fets 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r
Cymru Premier encounter at Maes Tegid.
English commentary available. 10.00 Lwp:
Clune (R) 4.25 GPs: Behind Closed RuPaul’s Drag Race UK 1.00-6.00am BBC News Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C Gwobrau’r Selar. The Gwobrau’r Selar awards
Doors (R) 5.10 House Doctor (R) BBC2 WALES As BBC2 except: 7.00pm Coast. a’r Tywydd 3.05 Waliau’n Siarad 4.00 Awr Fawr: ceremony for 2020, one of Wales’ biggest music
5.35-6.00am Wildlife SOS (R) A journey down the east coast from Norfolk to Twm Tisian 4.10 Timpo 4.20 Halibalw 4.30 Digbi events. 11.00pm-12.05am Dim Byd Sbeshial
BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4
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6 .00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday 6.45am Wild & Weird (R) 7.00 The Dog 6.00am CITV 7.30 Scrambled! 9.25 6.00am Mike & Molly (R) 6.45 Cheers
Kitchen Live 11.30 Lose Weight Ate My Homework (R) 7.30 The James Martin’s Saturday (R) 7.35 Frasier (R) 8.30 The Big
and Get Fit with Tom Kerridge Dengineers (R) 8.00 Blue Peter Morning. Chat show. 9.30 Bang Theory (R) 9.30 The
(R) 12.00noon Football Focus (R) 8.30 Deadly 60 (R) 9.00 ITV News 11.40 Living on the Simpsons. Cartoon capers. (R)
1.00 BBC News; Weather Tomorrow’s Food (R) 10.00 Veg. Recipes for shepherd’s 11.55 To Be Announced
1.15 Bargain Hunt Two teams are Full Steam Ahead (R) 11.00 Our pie, chocolate cookies, 2.00pm Four in a Bed Five episodes.
challenged to scour an antiques Coast (R) 12.00noon Best Home sushi and bakewell tart. (R) The competition begins at the
fair and pick up bargains to Cook. Culinary contest. (R) 1 2.40pm Save Money: Lose Weight (R) Unicorn Inn in Ludlow; the
sell for profit at auction. (R) 1.00 Best Bakes Ever (R) 1.10 ITV News; Weather second visit is to the East Walls
2.10 Money for Nothing 1.45 The Hairy Bikers’ Comfort Food 1.30 Six Nations Live Italy v Hotel in Chichester, West
Transforming items. (R) Si King and Dave Myers share Scotland (kick-off 2.15pm). Sussex; from The Wheatsheaf
2.55 Garden Rescue Makeover show, their favourite foods. (R) Coverage of the opening game in Sandbach, Cheshire; the final
with Charlie Dimmock. (R) 2.30 Flatpack Empire Behind the in the third round of fixtures, stay is at the Shawries Hotel
3.40 BBC News; Regional News scenes of the IKEA company. (R) which takes place at the in Blackpool; the B&B owners
4.00 Six Nations Rugby Union 3.30 The World’s Most Extraordinary Stadio Olimpico in Rome. meet for the last time. (R)
Wales v France (kick-off 4.45pm). Homes Unusual properties. (R) 4.30 Tipping Point: Best Ever 4.35 A Place in the Sun A holiday
Gabby Logan presents coverage 4.30 Final Score Football results. Finals Coin-drop quiz. (R) home in the Mar Menor. (R)
of both teams’ second match of 5.30 10 Puppies and Us (R) 5.00 ITV News; Weather 5.35 Location, Location, Location
the championship, which takes 6.30 Cities: Nature’s New Wild 5.15 Regional News; Weather Two couples in York. (R)
place at Principality Stadium. Footage of animals. (R) 5.25 To Be Announced 6.30 Channel 4 News
7.10 The Greatest Dancer 7.30 Dad’s Army Classic comedy 8.30 The Voice UK Spinning-chair 7.00 The Windsors: Secrets of
Alesha Dixon and Jordan Banjo with the Home Guard during singing contest, in which the Royal Tours Official tours
host the dancing contest, with the Second World War, starring celebrity coaches seek out the and state visits by the royal
performers competing for a Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier, nation’s best vocal talent. But family in the 1970s and ‘80s,
chance to showcase their skills Ian Lavender and Clive Dunn. (R) there is a simple twist – with opening with the Queen making
on Strictly Come Dancing. 8.00 Great American Railroad the four coaches selecting her first trip to a communist
8.35 Pointless Celebrities Journeys Michael Portillo their teams through blind country by going to Yugoslavia
Alexander Armstrong and examines the history of North auditions, looks play no part in 1972. Plus, the Silver Jubilee
Richard Osman present as America’s rail networks using in the selection process, tour to Australia at a time
famous faces take part in the Appleton’s General Guide to the meaning each singer is chosen when the country was coming
general knowledge quiz in which United States and Canada of on vocal ability alone. under increasing pressure to
they try to come up with the 1879 to plot his course. 9.55 ITV News; Weather sever ties with the UK. (R)
least likely correct answers to 9.00 QI XL Extended edition of 10.15 To Be Announced 8.00 Princess Diana’s ‘Wicked’
a series of questions posed the comedy panel game, in Stepmother An examination
to members of the public. which the questions are so of the turbulent relationship
9.20 Casualty Hospital drama difficult points are awarded between Diana, Princess of
with the staff of Holby’s for interesting answers. (R) Wales and her stepmother
accident and emergency 9.45 Live at the Apollo Leading Raine Spencer, who rose from
department as they deal with performers on the stand-up humble origins with the help of
more sick and injured patients. her larger-than-life mother, the
circuit share their light-hearted
views on modern life in this novelist Barbara Cartland, to
show recorded before a become a countess and a
packed house at London’s member of the royal family. (R)
Hammersmith Apollo. (R) 9.00 To Be Announced
10.10 BBC News; Weather 10.30 Snowfall (7 & 8/10) Double bill. 12.15am Home Shopping 3.00 Rebound. 11.20pm To Be Announced 1.20am The
Followed by Lottery Update Andre needs help when Melody Sean Fletcher hosts the quickfire quiz Last Leg. Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe
10.30 Match of the Day Gary does not come home from her that tests the general knowledge of and Alex Brooker are joined by
Lineker presents highlights of goodbye party, and the ensuing six contestants, who go head to head comedian Jon Richardson for an
the latest Premier League hunt across the entire West Side in a bid to walk away with a big cash offbeat review of the significant
matches, including Chelsea v forces Franklin to confront the prize. The players must give as many moments of the past seven days.
Tottenham Hotspur and realities of his empire; despite correct answers as they can in the time As usual, the hashtag #isitok paves the
Leicester City v Manchester being careful, Teddy and Franklin it takes the ‘Rebound Bar’ to move way for the gang to round up, examine
City. The clash between London suddenly finds themselves across the studio, with the money and explain the leading and most
rivals Chelsea and Spurs could compromised and with their on offer rising accordingly. (R) entertaining news stories of the week.
have a major bearing on who operation potentially crashing 3.50-6.00am ITV Nightscreen (R) 2.20 The Big Narstie Show. The
finishes in the top four. Plus, down around their ears. Mel is grime MC and co-host Mo Gilligan are
Burnley v Bournemouth, still addicted and Andre knows joined by celebrity guests including
Crystal Palace v Newcastle he will have to choose between singer Charlotte Church, comedian
United, Sheffield United v protecting the neighbourhood and broadcaster Judi Love and rap
Brighton & Hove Albion and or protecting her. Crime drama, duo D-Block Europe for more
Southampton v Aston Villa. starring Damson Idris. music and chat. (R) 3.15 Hollyoaks.
1.30am Weather for the Week 12.00m’t To Be Announced Omnibus. Drama set in Chester (R)
Ahead 1.35-6.00am BBC News 1.20-6.45am This Is BBC Two 5.25-6.00am To Be Announced
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6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 You Rang, M’Lord?.
Double bill. 9.00 Hi-de-Hi! 9.40 Keeping Up
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Appearances 10.20 Only Fools and Horses.
6.00am Milkshake!: Peppa Pig (R) Sixteen episodes. 9.00pm All Round to Mrs
Brown’s 10.20 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy
6.20 Ben and Holly’s Little Roadshow. Stand-up comedy. 11.20 The Mighty
Kingdom (R) 6.35 Bob the Boosh. Double bill. 12.40am Black Books. Triple
Builder (R) 6.45 Thomas & bill. 2.20 Richard E Grant on Ealing Comedies
Friends (R) 6.55 Fireman Sam (R) 3.10 You, Me & Them 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping
7.10 Noddy: Toyland Detective Dave
(R) 7.20 Shane the Chef (R) 7.35 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Hurricane Man 8.00
Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom Top Gear 9.00 Storage Hunters UK. Double bill.
10.00 Aussie Pickers 11.00 American Pickers
(R) 7.55 Peppa Pig (R) 8.10 12.00noon Cops UK: Bodycam Squad. Triple bill.
Butterbean’s Cafe (R) 8.30 Paw 3.00 Border Force: America’s Gatekeepers 4.00
Patrol (R) 8.45 Nella the Princess Top Gear 5.00 Scrapyard Supercar 6.00 Room 101.
Triple bill. 8.00 Not Going Out. Triple bill. 10.00
Knight (R) 8.55 Wissper (R) 9.05 Hypothetical 11.00 Have I Got a Bit More News
Pirata & Capitano 9.20 Floogals for You 12.00m’t Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is
(R) 9.30 Digby Dragon (R) Goodish 1.00 Have I Got a Bit More Old News
10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants for You 2.00 Crackanory. Triple bill. 3.15 The
Indestructibles 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Six Nations Live, ITV, 1.30pm
Aquatic adventures.
10.15 The Loud House (R) Drama
6.00am Teleshopping 7.30 Cadfael 9.00 Five episodes. 11.00 Foyle’s War. Drama series. Woman (2018/15) Premiere. Drama, starring
10.30 WWE SmackDown Highlights Lovejoy. Double bill. 11.00 Sharpe 1.00pm Auf 1.05am Agatha Christie’s Poirot. Murder mystery. Sienna Miller and Christina Hendricks. ★★★★
11.30 Friends Five episodes. (R) Wiedersehen, Pet. Double bill. 3.00 Ms Fisher’s 2.05 Long Lost Family 3.00 That’s My Boy 3.25 10.00 The Curse of La Llorona (2019/15) Horror,
Modern Murder Mysteries. Peregrine goes ITV3 Nightscreen 3.30-6.00am Teleshopping starring Linda Cardellini. ★★★ 11.50 The
2.00pm To Be Announced Hummingbird Project (2018/15) Drama, starring
undercover in a top-secret science facility to
investigate a death. 4.00 Father Brown 6.00 The
BBC Four Jesse Eisenberg. ★★★ 1.55am Pimp (2018/15)
7.55 5 News Update Brokenwood Mysteries 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries. 7.00pm Rick Stein’s Long Weekends 8.00 South ★★★ 3.45 I Trapped the Devil (2019/15) ★★★
8.00 To Be Announced Pacific 9.00 Hidden 10.00 Clive James: Postcard 5.30-6.00am Monster Family: Special
An alien species intent on wiping out the human from Rio 12.40am Top of the Pops: 1989. Double
race invades Toronto. 9.00 Life on Mars. Double bill. 1.40 Tap America: How a Nation Found Its Film4
bill. 11.40 Kavanagh QC. A policewoman is Feet 3.00-4.00am Rick Stein’s Long Weekends
murdered. 1.10am Cadfael 2.40 Hetty Wainthropp 11.00am Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012/U)
★★★ 12.55pm Megamind (2010/PG) ★★★★ 2.50
Investigates 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Sky One Baby’s Day Out (1994/PG) Family comedy, with
Yesterday 6.00am Monkey Life. Five episodes. 8.30 Modern Joe Mantegna. ★★★ 4.45 Congo (1995/12)
Family. Triple bill. 10.00 What’s Up TV 10.30 Action adventure, starring Dylan Walsh. ★★
6.00am The Churchills. Double bill. 8.00 Secret Soccer AM 12.00noon Hawaii Five-0. Triple bill.
Nazi Bases 9.00 Steam Train Britain. Four 6.55 Back to the Future Part II (1989/PG) Sci-fi
3.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday 5.00 The Simpsons. comedy sequel, starring Michael J Fox. ★★★
episodes. 1.00pm Planet Earth. Six episodes. Five episodes. 7.30 Modern Family 8.00 A League
7.00 Sounds of the Seventies. Four episodes. 9.00 Commando (1985/18) Action adventure,
of Their Own 9.00  FILM The Matrix Reloaded starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. ★★★ 10.50
9.00 Secrets of Britain 10.00 World’s Greatest (2003/15) Sci-fi thriller sequel, starring Keanu
Palaces 11.00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss. ★★★ 11.30 The (2015/15) Comedy, starring Tye Sheridan. ★★★
Journeys 12.00m’t Impossible Engineering 1.00 Russell Howard Hour 12.30am The Heist 1.30
The Churchills 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping 12.40-3.05am The Quiet Ones (2014/15) ★★★
Hawaii Five-0 2.30 Road Wars 3.00-6.00am
ITV2 Motorway Patrol. Six episodes of the series. Talking Pictures TV
6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 Totally Bonkers Sky Atlantic 6.00am What a Whopper! (1961/PG) ★★ 7.45
Strange Harvest (1953/PG) ★★★ 8.25 Dick Tracy
Guinness World Records 7.10 The Ellen 6.00am Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets 7.00 To
DeGeneres Show. Triple bill. 9.45 Dress to Be Announced 9.00pm  FILM Phil Spector vs Cueball (1946/PG) ★★ 9.45 Glimpses: Happy
Impress. Double bill. 11.40 Celebrity Catchphrase (2013/15) Fact-based drama, starring Al Pacino Tate Jr. Highlights of Variety 10.00 Overseas Press
12.40pm Take Me Out 1980’s Special 1.45 You’ve and Helen Mirren. ★★★ 10.45 To Be Announced Club – Exclusive! 10.30 South of Algiers (1952/PG)
Been Framed! Gold. Double bill. 3.10  FILM A 3.10am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation ★★★ 12.15pm The Brave Don’t Cry (1952/U)
Cinderella Story (2004/PG) Romantic comedy, 4.00-6.00am The Guest Wing. Double bill. ★★★ 2.05 Light up the Sky! (1960/U) Comedy
starring Hilary Duff and Chad Michael Murray. drama, starring Ian Carmichael. ★★★★ 3.55
★★★ 5.15  FILM Liar Liar (1997/12) Comedy, Sky Cinema Premiere Second Fiddle (1957/PG) Romantic comedy,
starring Jim Carrey. ★★★★ 6.55  FILM Yes Man 6.00am The Princess and the Dragon (2018/U) starring Adrienne Corri and Thorley Walters.
(2008/12) Comedy, starring Jim Carrey. ★★ ★★★ 7.30 The Hummingbird Project (2018/15) ★★★ 5.25 Next To No Time (1958/PG) Comedy,
9.00 Love Island: Unseen Bits 10.05 Family Guy. ★★★ 9.30 Toy Story 4 (2019/U) ★★★★ 11.30 starring Kenneth More. ★★★ 7.20 Suspect
Triple bill. 11.35 American Dad! Double bill. Dolittle: Special 11.45 American Woman (2018/15) (1960/PG) Crime thriller, starring Tony Britton.
12.35am Ibiza Weekender 1.35 The Stand Up ★★★★ 1.45pm The Top Ten Show 2.00 The ★★★ 9.00 Lady Caroline Lamb (1972/15)
12.00m’t Make You Laugh Out Loud Sketch Show 2.00 Release the Hounds 2.55 Curse of La Llorona (2019/15) Horror, starring Romantic historical drama, starring Sarah Miles
Compilation of humorous internet Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 3.15 Linda Cardellini. ★★★ 3.45 Extremely Wicked, and Richard Chamberlain. ★★★ 11.30 Spanish Fly
videos. (R) 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Casino ITV2 Nightscreen 3.30-6.00am Teleshopping Shockingly Evil and Vile: Special 4.15 We Have (1976/15) Comedy, starring Leslie Phillips and
Always Lived in the Castle (2018/15) Mystery Terry-Thomas. ★★★ 1.15am I Walk the Line
Show. Interactive gambling. 3.10 Tony ITV3 thriller, starring Taissa Farmiga. ★★★ 6.00 Toy (1970/15) ★★★ 3.15 Horrors of the Black Museum
Robinson: Coast to Coast. The actor 6.00am Lewis 7.40 Agatha Christie’s Marple 9.45 Story 4 (2019/U) Animated sequel, featuring the (1959/15) ★★★ 5.00-6.00am Born Of The Sea
and history buff traverses northern Coronation Street 12.45pm Midsomer Murders. voice of Tom Hanks. ★★★★ 8.00 American (1949/U) Drama, starring Dorothea Paul. ★★★
England’s iconic Coast to Coast route,
stepping off the beaten track to reveal
the fascinating religious and industrial
Variations ITV Wales As ITV except: 5.15-5.25pm
ITV News Cymru Wales. The day’s headlines.
Rhyl Fun Run, and there is a celebration of
World Yoga Day. 8.00 Noson Lawen. Rhys ap
S4C 6.00am Cyw 8.00 Stwnsh Sadwrn William presents the show from Swansea, with
heritage that underscores this BBC2 Wales As BBC2 except: 10.00-11.00am Huw Chiswell, Angharad Brinn, Pwdin Reis, Sian
Natural World 12.00noon Flatpack Empire 8.20 Y Brodyr Adrenalini 8.55 Bwystfil 9.15 Seligo
near-200-mile stretch of lush and 9.20 Larfa 9.25 Pigo dy Drwyn 10.00 Am Dro! Richards, and Steffan Alun. 9.00 Oci Oci Oci.
1.00pm  LIVE Snooker: The Welsh Open Players from Lampeter Rugby Club, Treforest
diverse countryside. 4.00 GPs: Behind 4.30 The TV That Made Me. Celebrities select 11.00 Nyrsys 11.30 Trysorau’r Teulu 12.30pm
Ffermio 1.00 Creaduriaid Gwyllt Affrica 2.00 Football Club and The Plough Hotel in
Closed Doors. Observational their favourite TV shows. 5.15 Red Rock. Irish Newcastle Emlyn compete for the cash prize.
Gwesty Aduniad 3.00 Waliau’n Siarad. Aled
documentary giving an insight into the crime drama following the Hennessys and Hughes and Sara Huws explore the grand Presented by Eleri Sion and Ifan Jones Evans.
work of doctors at a medical practice. Kielys, Red Rock’s resident feuding families. corridors of Stradey Castle in Llanelli. 4.00  LIVE 10.00 Clwb Rygbi. Ospreys v Leinster. A chance
4.45 House Doctor. Double bill. 6.00 Great American Railroad Journeys. Michael Clwb Rygbi Rhyngwladol. Wales v France to see the PRO14 encounter at Liberty Stadium.
Portillo examines the history of North (kick-off 4.45pm). 7.15 Newyddion a Chwaraeon 11.45 Jonathan. Rugby magazine, with Jonathan
Interior designer Ann Maurice offers America’s rail networks. 7.00  LIVE Snooker: The 7.30 Heno Nos Sadwrn. Live reactions from Davies, Nigel Owens and Sarra Elgan discussing
home improvements. (R) 5.35-6.00am Welsh Open 10.00-10.30 Young, Welsh and Cardiff to the Six Nations match between the game with their guests and taking part in all
Wildlife SOS. Documentary. (R) Pretty Minted 3.25-6.45am This Is BBC Two Wales and France. Plus, Gerallt Pennant is at the manner of fun challenges. 12.45-1.20am Hansh
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Radio 1 (FM: 97.6-99.8MHz) Good Morning Sunday. 9.00 Steve Requests. 5.00 The Listening Service. House. 10.00 The Archers. 11.15 8.00 More Or Less. 8.30 Last Word. League Football 2019-20. 4.00 5 Live
5.00am Weekend Early Breakfast. Wright’s Sunday Love Songs. 11.00 5.30 Words And Music. 6.45 Desert Island Discs. 12.00noon 9.00 Money Box. 9.25 Appeal. 9.30 Sport. 4.30 5 Live Sport: Premier
7.00 Weekend Breakfast. 10.00 The Michael Ball Show. 1.00pm Sunday Feature. 7.30 Drama On 3: News. 12.01 (LW) Shipping. 12.04 Analysis. 10.00 The Westminster League Football 2019-20. 6.30 6-0-
SUNDAY

Anthems. 11.00 Jordan North. Elaine Paige. 3.00 Sounds Of The The Likes Of Us. 9.00 Radio 3 In Nature Table. 12.30 The Food Hour. 11.00 The Film Programme. 6. 8.00 Peter Allen. 10.00 Stephen
1.00pm Dev And Alice. 4.00 Life 70s. 5.00 Alan & Mel. 7.00 Claudia Concert. 11.30 Slow Radio: Seals And Programme. 1.00 The World This 11.30 Something Understood. Nolan. 1.00-5.00am Up All Night.
Hacks. 6.00 The Official Chart. On Sunday. 9.00 Barry Humphries. Selkie Folk. 12.00m’t Classical Fix. Weekend. 1.30 From Our Home 12.00m’t News. 12.15 Thinking Radio Scotland (FM: 92.4-
7.00 Chillest Show. 9.00 Rock 10.00 The Swing & Big Band Show. 12.30-6.30am Through The Night. Correspondent. 2.00 Gardeners’ Allowed. 12.45 Bells On Sunday. 92.7MHz, MW: 810 (Dumfries 585)
Show. 11.00 BBC Music Introducing 11.00 Don Black. 12.00m’t OJ Radio 4 (FM: 92.4-94.6 MHz) Question Time. 2.45 The Listening 12.48 Shipping. 1.00 As BBC World kHz) 6.00am Brainwaves. 6.30 New
On Radio 1 With Huw Stephens. Borg. 3.00-5.00am Sounds Of 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Bells On Project. 3.00 Drama: Fault Lines: Service. 5.20-5.30am Shipping. Every Sunday. 7.00 Classic Scottish
1.00am Residency — Denis Sulta. The 60s. Radio 3 (FM: 90.2- Sunday. 5.45 Profile. 6.00 News. 6.05 Money, Sex And Blood. 4.00 Open Radio 5 Live (MW: 909/993 Albums. 7.30 The Kitchen Cafe.
2.00 Residency — Jayda G. 3.00 92.4MHz) 7.00am Breakfast. 9.00 Something Understood. 6.35 On Book. 4.30 The Black Chair. 5.00 File kHz) 5.00am 5 Live Science. 6.00 8.00 Good Morning Scotland. 10.00
Comedy — Tap End Revisited. 3.40 Sunday Morning. 12.00noon Private Your Farm. 7.00 News. 7.10 Sunday. On 4. 5.40 Profile. 5.54 Shipping. 6.00 Breakfast. 9.00 Pienaar’s Politics. Sunday Morning. 11.30 Sportsound.
BBC Radio 1 & 1Xtra’s Stories. Passions. 1.00 Lunchtime Concert. 7.54 Appeal. 8.00 News. 8.10 Sunday News. 6.15 Pick Of The Week. 7.00 10.00 Sunday Session. 11.30 5 Live 7.00pm Jazz Nights. 9.00 Classics
4.00-6.30am Early Breakfast. 2.00 The Early Music Show. 3.00 Worship. 8.48 A Point Of View. 8.58 The Archers. 7.15 The Skewer. 7.45 Sport:The Squad. 12.30pm 5 Live Unwrapped. 11.00 Iain Anderson.
Radio 2 (FM: 88-91MHz) 6.00am Choral Evensong. 4.00 Jazz Record Tweet Of The Day. 9.00 Broadcasting Dangerous Visions: Dark Vignettes. Sport. 2.00 5 Live Sport: Premier 1.00-6.00am As Radio 5 Live.
Radio 1 (FM: 97.6-99.8MHz) Arielle Free. Radio 2 (FM: Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon Loose Ends. 12.00noon News. 12.01 King Tut. 9.30 Start The Week. 9.59 5 Live Sport:The Monday Night
6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Show 88-91MHz) 5.00am Nicki Chapman. Concert. 4.30 Early Music Now. (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 The Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. Club. 8.00 5 Live Sport: Premier
With Greg James. 10.00 Clara Amfo. 6.30 The Rylan Clark-Neal Breakfast 5.00 In Tune. 7.00 In Tune Mixtape. Secret Guests. 12.18 You And Yours. 10.45 Book at Bedtime:The Secret League Football 2019-20. 10.30
MONDAY

12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. Show. 9.30 Gary Davies. 12.00noon 7.30 Radio 3 In Concert. 10.00 1.00 The World At One. 1.45 Equal Guests. 11.00 Word Of Mouth. Sarah Brett. 1.00-5.00am Up All
4.00 Nick Grimshaw. 5.45 Newsbeat. Amol Rajan. 2.00 Steve Wright In Music Matters. 10.45 The Essay: As We Are. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 11.30 The Untold. 12.00m’t News Night. Radio Scotland (FM:
6.00 Nick Grimshaw. 7.00 Radio 1’s The Afternoon. 5.00 Sara Cox. 7.00 Top Of The Bill. 11.00 Night Tracks. Drama: Fault Lines: Money, Sex And And Weather. 12.30 Book of the 92.4-92.7MHz, MW: 810 (Dumfries
Future Sounds With Annie Mac. Jo Whiley. 9.00 The Blues Show 12.30-6.30am Through The Night. Blood. 3.00 Round Britain Quiz. 3.30 Week:To The Lake. 12.48 Shipping 585) kHz) 6.00am Good Morning
8.00 Radio 1’s Power Down Playlist With Cerys Matthews. 10.00 Trevor Radio 4 (FM: 92.4-94.6 MHz) The Food Programme. 4.00 Write Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. Scotland. 9.00 Mornings. 12.00noon
With Annie Mac. 9.00 Rickie, Melvin Nelson’s Rhythm Nation. 12.00m’t 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer Brummie. 4.30 The Infinite Monkey 5.20-5.30am Shipping Forecast. Lunchtime Live. 1.30 Clever About
And Charlie. 11.00 Radio 1’s Indie OJ Borg. 3.00-5.00am Sounds For The Day. 5.45 Farming Today. Cage. 5.00 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Radio 5 Live (MW: 909/993 Cash. 2.00 The Afternoon Show
Show With Jack Saunders. 1.00am Of The 70s With Johnnie Walker. 5.58 Tweet Of The Day. 6.00 Today. Forecast. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six kHz) 5.00am Morning Reports. With Janice Forsyth. 4.00 Drivetime.
Radio 1’s Drum & Bass Show With Radio 3 (FM: 90.2-92.4MHz) 9.00 Start The Week. 9.45 (LW) O’Clock News. 6.30 Nature Table. 5.15 Wake Up To Money. 6.00 5 Live 6.00 Get It On With Bryan Burnett:
Rene LaVice. 3.00 Radio 1’s Chill Mix. 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book of the 7.00 The Archers. 7.15 Front Row. Breakfast. 9.00 Your Call. 10.00 The Music request show. 8.00 Vic
3.30 Radio 1’s Workout Anthems. Classics. 12.00noon Composer Of Week:To The Lake. 10.00 Woman’s 7.45 Girls Of Riyadh. 8.00 My Name Emma Barnett Show. 1.00pm Nihal Galloway. 10.00 Iain Anderson.
4.00-6.30am Early Breakfast With The Week: Monteverdi. 1.00 Radio 3 Hour. 11.00 The Untold. 11.30 Is. 8.30 Analysis. 9.00 The Cult Of Arthanayake. 4.00 5 Live Drive. 7.00 12.00-6.00am As Radio 5 Live.
Radio 1 (FM: 97.6-99.8MHz) Rylan Clark-Neal Breakfast Show. Concert. 5.00 In Tune. 7.00 In Tune Art Of Now: A Mathematician’s The Archers. 7.15 Front Row. 7.45 Call. 10.00 Emma Barnett. 1.00pm
6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast 9.30 Gary Davies. 12.00noon Amol Mixtape. 7.30 Radio 3 In Concert. Guide To Beauty. 12.00noon News. Girls Of Riyadh. 8.00 File On 4. 8.40 Nihal Arthanayake. 4.00 5 Live Drive.
Show With Greg James. 10.00 Adele Rajan. 2.00 Steve Wright In The 10.00 Free Thinking. 10.45 The Essay: 12.01 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 12.04 In Touch. 9.00 Inside Health. 9.30 7.00 5 Live Sport. 8.00 5 Live Sport:
TUESDAY

Roberts. 12.45pm Newsbeat. 1.00 Afternoon. 5.00 Sara Cox. 7.00 Jo Top Of The Bill. 11.00 Night Tracks. The Secret Guests. 12.18 Call You The Life Scientific. 10.00 The World Champions League Football 2019-20.
Scott Mills. 4.00 Nick Grimshaw. Whiley. 9.00 The Jazz Show With 12.30-6.30am Through The Night. And Yours. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 The Tonight. 10.45 Book at Bedtime:The 10.30 Sarah Brett. 1.00-5.00am Up
5.45 Newsbeat. 6.00 Nick Grimshaw. Jamie Cullum. 10.00 Trevor Nelson’s Radio 4 (FM: 92.4-94.6 MHz) World At One. 1.45 Equal As We Are. Secret Guests. 11.00 The Infinite All Night. Radio Scotland
7.00 Radio 1’s Future Sounds With Rhythm Nation. 12.00m’t OJ Borg. 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Drama: Fault Monkey Cage. 11.30 The Untold. (FM: 92.4-92.7MHz, MW: 810
Annie Mac. 9.00 Rickie, Melvin And 3.00 Sounds Of The 80s With For The Day. 5.45 Farming Today. Lines: Money, Sex And Blood. 3.00 12.00m’t News And Weather. 12.30 (Dumfries 585) kHz) 6.00am Good
Charlie. 11.00 Radio 1’s Indie Show Gary Davies. 4.50-5.00am Radio 2 5.58 Tweet Of The Day. 6.00 Today. Short Cuts. 3.30 The Secret History Book of the Week:To The Lake. Morning Scotland. 9.00 Mornings.
With Jack Saunders. 1.00am Annie Sounds Of The 80s Mastermix. 8.31 (LW) Yesterday In Parliament. Of Science And Religion. 4.00 Word 12.48 Shipping Forecast. 1.00 As 12.00noon Lunchtime Live. 1.30 Our
Nightingale. 3.00 Radio 1’s Movie Radio 3 (FM: 90.2-92.4MHz) 9.00 The Life Scientific. 9.30 One To Of Mouth. 4.30 A Good Read. 5.00 BBC World Service. 5.20-5.30am Sentence. 2.00 The Afternoon Show.
Mixtape. 4.00-6.30am Radio 1’s 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential One. 9.45 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 PM. 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. Shipping Forecast. Radio 5 Live 4.00 Drivetime. 6.00 Get It On
Early Breakfast Show With Adele Classics. 12.00noon Composer Of (FM) Book of the Week:To The Lake. 5.57 Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock (MW: 909/993 kHz) 5.00am Morning With Bryan Burnett. 8.00 Another
Roberts. Radio 2 (FM: 88-91MHz) The Week: Monteverdi. 1.00 Radio 3 10.00 Woman’s Hour. 11.00 Hong News. 6.30 The Hitchhiker’s Guide Reports. 5.15 Wake Up To Money. Country. 10.00 Roddy Hart.
5.00am Nicki Chapman. 6.30 The Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 Afternoon Kong: Love In A Divided City. 11.30 To The Galaxy: Hexagonal Phase. 7.00 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 9.00 Your 12.00-6.00am As Radio 5 Live.
Radio 1 (FM: 97.6-99.8MHz) Jo Whiley. 9.00 The Folk Show With 12.30-6.30am Through The Night. You And Yours. 12.57 Weather. 1.00 Weather. 10.00 The World Tonight. 7.00 5 Live Sport. 8.00 5 Live Sport:
WEDNESDAY

6.30am The Radio 1 Breakfast Mark Radcliffe. 10.00 Trevor Nelson’s Radio 4 (FM: 92.4-94.6 MHz) The World At One. 1.45 Equal As 10.45 Book at Bedtime:The Secret Champions League Football 2019-20.
Show. 10.00 Clara Amfo. 12.45pm Rhythm Nation. 12.00m’t OJ Borg. 5.30am News Briefing. 5.43 Prayer We Are. 2.00 The Archers. 2.15 Guests. 11.00 Ken Cheng: Chinese 10.30 Sarah Brett. 1.00-5.00am Up
Newsbeat. 1.00 Scott Mills. 4.00 3.00-5.00am Pick Of The Pops. For The Day. 5.45 Farming Today. Drama: Fault Lines: Money, Sex And Comedian. 11.15 Cracking Up. All Night. Radio Scotland
Nick Grimshaw. 5.45 Newsbeat. 6.00 Radio 3 (FM: 90.2-92.4MHz) 5.58 Tweet Of The Day. 6.00 Today. Blood. 3.00 Money Box Live. 3.30 11.30 The Untold. 12.00m’t News (FM: 92.4-92.7MHz, MW: 810
Nick Grimshaw. 7.00 Future Sounds. 6.30am Breakfast. 9.00 Essential 8.31 (LW) Yesterday In Parliament. Inside Health. 4.00 Thinking Allowed. And Weather. 12.30 Book of the (Dumfries 585) kHz) 6.00am Good
9.00 Rickie, Melvin And Charlie. Classics. 12.00noon Composer 9.00 Only Artists. 9.30 The Curious 4.30 The Media Show. 5.00 PM. Week:To The Lake. 12.48 Shipping Morning Scotland. 9.00 Mornings.
11.00 Indie Show. 1.00am Benji B. Of The Week: Monteverdi. 1.00 Cases Of Rutherford & Fry. 9.45 5.54 (LW) Shipping Forecast. 5.57 Forecast. 1.00 As BBC World Service. 12.00noon Lunchtime Live. 1.30
3.00 RnB Anthems. 4.00-6.30am Radio 3 Lunchtime Concert. 2.00 (LW) Daily Service. 9.45 (FM) Book Weather. 6.00 Six O’Clock News. 5.20-5.30am Shipping Forecast. Brainwaves. 2.00 The Afternoon
Early Breakfast. Radio 2 (FM: Afternoon Concert. 3.30 Choral of the Week:To The Lake. 10.00 6.30 Alex Edelman’s Peer Group. Radio 5 Live (MW: 909/993 Show With Grant Stott. 4.00
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week in S Magazine

This week it’s not just our columnist’s black labrador that’s in the doghouse.
Husband Richard has some explaining to do, too... Illustration by Susan Hellard

W
hen Daddy Dearest is preparing had a night off work, so everyone was looking the food and reacted as she might to
for another stint abroad, he is forward to a midweek feast. a disrespectful member of the pack.
naturally desperate to spend as It was all ready to serve as I heard the car Sparrow had clearly realised her mistake
much time as possible with the crunching on the gravel and the dogs were instantly, as she had only grazed Willow’s
family. As often as he can, he going crazy with anticipation. Unusually, hand, but it was a horrible moment.
dashes back from work in London in time to Richard dropped Willow at the back door and We bathed Willow’s injury and carried on
collect Willow from school and have a relaxed as she opened it, Ojo pushed open the child as normal, but excluding Sparrow for the next
supper at home with her and the “frantically gate with a swift smack of his enormous paw couple of hours. Whenever she attempted to
earning as much as possible” gap-year Izzy. and he, Sparrow and Chicken rushed through set foot off her bed she was sent back to it
Just last week he made a heroic effort, to greet her. Sparrow, however, had another and watched us avidly all evening, a look of
managing to arrive home in time to join me for goal in mind – the outdoor cat-food bowl. self-loathing written across her shamed face.
a long walk with the dogs at dusk and a quick Sparrow flew past Willow and dived into the Willow was very matter-of-fact about the
cuppa before setting off to school. We had bowl, guzzling as if it were her last supper. incident, and disappeared upstairs to start her
a lovely walk, although it would’ve been more I was at the sink as Willow yelled, “She’s homework, only to discover Frazzle had left a
enjoyable had the foxes and sparrowhawk eating Twiggy’s food!” I was in the middle of “message” on her bed, so supper was delayed
not left pieces of their previous evening meals saying just tell her no, when I heard Willow while I disposed of yet another cat-soiled duvet
littered about the fields. No sooner had we yelp, followed by a disbelieving sob, “She bit and changed her bedding.
managed to wrestle something revolting from me.” I dropped everything and ran to Willow, Finally, we sat down to eat. Midway through
the jaws of one of the dogs, than one of the who was shaken, as Sparrow skulked past the meal, as Richard was telling us about his
other members of our little pack focused on us to her bed. She was immediately shouted marvellous new Morgan sports car, Willow rolled
a new scrap of unrecognisable creature. and scowled at. We all knew it was a mistake. her eyes, “You haven’t told them, have you?”
It was more than a little unpleasant, and Willow made the error of grabbing Sparrow’s He looked very sheepish, “Ah, well… no.”
although Sparrow and Ojo are very good at ruff to pull her from the cat food, instead She took a deep breath, “So Daddy rocks up
giving up their finds, Blea is incredibly fast (and of speaking first, and Sparrow instinctively in the Morgan, which was a bit of a surprise,
secretive), so whatever she finds she believed another animal was trying to steal particularly when you have a ton of folders to
scurries away and eats before we carry home, but that’s fine… Then I squeeze
have the slightest chance of myself and all my books into
catching her. And as for Dimple the front seat and we just
Chicken… Well, she may be get out of the school gates
a lapdog, but when it comes to when he tells me he’s running
a tasty morsel she has jaws of out of fuel. And guess
steel. Having lifted her to eye what? He doesn’t have
level by the bone in her mouth, his wallet on him.”
that terrier was not letting go. Richard was turning slightly
I had to prise her jaws open pink by this point. Willow
to retrieve the (rabbit?) bone, went on, “So I had to give
and she bounced up and down him £20 to put petrol in it,
to waist height the rest of the then I get home, the dog bites
walk home in a desperate me and the cat wees on my
attempt to regain it. bed. I’m never coming home
As the sky turned dark we early again.”
were back home, the dogs We saw the funny side of
chomping their supper while it and Sparrow was forgiven
Susan Hellard c/o ARENA

we sipped our tea. Then and hugged, Willow was


Richard set off for school repaid and Izzy felt miffed
and I began preparing our her day had been boring...
evening meal. Willow had asked although she had managed
to be collected earlier than to serve a bottle of lager
usual, aware she wouldn’t see into a customer’s pocket.
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