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Monday Madness Game PDF
Monday Madness Game PDF
colleagues during lunch. As you’re both You’re on a one day business trip to meet with
laughing, you notice another colleague a prospect that may score you a promotion if
staring at you. You realize that her you manage to close the deal. For this reason
presence has made the joke completely you have come wearing your most expensive
inappropriate. Embarrassed as you designer outfit. While commuting from the
might be, try to apologize. airport you are accosted by several kids who
spray paint you with all colors of the rainbow.
e.g. Religious, Fat, Professional, Blonde, Racist, Gender, You don’t have time nor money to buy
Disgusting, Appearance another outfit and have to go to the meeting looking like an art
project gone wrong. Apologize to the director you are meeting
with for your appearance and persuade him to go through with
the meeting.
Your boss gave you an assignment You’re driving to work and an old
he wants completed by today, on lady in front of you is driving about
Friday you’d taken the work home half the speed limit. You
to finish it and your completely impatiently pass her illegally and
adorable puppy mistakenly took it immediately afterward see a cop’s
for a training pad. Apologize for not red and blues in your rearview
have it done and not having it at all! mirror. Apologize and get out of the
ticket.
Monday is definitely not your day. Your computer is freezing up – again! And
Fortunately, it’s almost over now. Just yes, you have tried turning it off and on…
finish these reports and go home! Alas, about 20 times already. Each time it works
you realize that the columns in your for a while and then freezes again. Go to
Excel file are flopped. Frustrated, but the IT department and ask them…
not desperate, you call IT to help you politely… to find an alternative solution to
find an older version of the file. your recurring problem.
It’s noon – time for lunch. You have Looks like the five-minute bathroom break
been planning to check out that new is going to turn into a very long sentence.
Mexican place around the corner You haven’t been able to open the door
that you’ve been hearing about for for what seems like hours. To make the
weeks. In fact, you are so excited situation even worse, the light has just
about trying their burritos, that you gone out. Finally, you hear somebody who
invite your colleagues to join you – sounds suspiciously like your boss gasping
your treat. However, on your way to “I’m going to make it, I’m going to make it”
the restaurant, you realize that you on the other side of the wall. Freedom at last! Wait for the right
wallet is empty. Ask one of your moment and ask for help.
colleagues to help you out.
A nice big cup of coffee is the only thing Just your luck – you need to print
that is going to get you through this a bunch of forms, and the printer
dreadful morning at the office! You make is jammed again. For some
your way into the kitchenette and turn mysterious reason, it never
on the coffee machine The cup is almost happens when somebody else is
full, and you reach for sugar, anticipating using it, but it seems that every
that first wake-up sip. But the coffee time you touch it, it breaks.
machine won’t stop! Hot liquid is overflowing on the counter, Fortunately, that new guy has
and then on the floor. You desperately look for the janitor and just walked into your office. At
discreetly ask him for help. least that’s somebody who
doesn’t know about your “golden touch” yet. Acting as though
you have no clue how it happened, ask him for help with the
paper jam.
Oh, no. The first person you
see as you walk into the office
is just the person you were Coming back from lunch, you run
trying to avoid – a really, really into a colleague you haven’t seen
talkative lady from Finance. for ages – he’s been away on a
Bursting with good news, as business trip. You’d love to chat,
usual. Express an appropriate but your break is almost over,
amount of interest and and those reports need to be
enthusiasm and try to part finished today.
with her as quickly as possible.