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ATOMIC NUMBER: 2
OCCURANCE: Occurs In highly Reactive State, College Compounds, Cinema Halls, Parks
and Bus Stops!
METHOD OF PREPARATION:
GIRL + PARENTS ---> EXPLOSION + LOSS OF SALINE WATER FROM TEAR GLANDS
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
a) Gas at human temperature
b) COLOUR: Varing shades of Pink
c) ODOUR: Strong enough to sweep one off one's feet
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
a) ACTION ON SCIENTISTS: LOVE + SCIENTIST ---> PHILOSOPHER
b) ACTION ON TEENAGERS: LOVE + TEENAGER ---> POET
c) REACTS VIGOROUSLY WITH SUPPRESSION
d) CANNOT BE DISSOCIATED BY USE OF 'SOLID' AND 'BEAT' ENERGY
USES:
a) HELPS IN FOOD ECONOMY: If one is in LOVE... forgets to EAT and DRINK!
b) SMALL AND SUBTLE DOSAGE IS NECESSARY: As it is good for BODY and MIND
c) RAW MATERIAL FOR MOVIE THEME
d) NON-CONVENTIONAL SOURCE OF ENERGY
INFERENCE