Accidental Pimp

When i was a sophomore in college, the university I went to decided to

increase the tuition. A classmate of mine, Brenda, in an attempt to raise

money to stay in school ... and came up with a nifty plan where she’d date

guys and charge them money. No, I was not a pimp, she said she needed

help to make sure the dates went okay and that the guys paid her. She said

she’d give me a percentage. I was just trying to help a friend. We started

making a lot of money. And wouldn't you know it, some of Brenda's girlfriends

decided the wanted to be a part of it. Pretty soon there were about 14 ladies I

was protecting while they gave me money. how can you think i was a pimp?

Were you even listening to the story? Anyway, one day, i wake up and look in

the mirror and i don't like what i see. I mean, i had gotten out of control, and i

didnt even realize it. “Whose baby is that, Gators bitches better be using

jimmies”. One night, two of my favorite girls, Candy and Jolene, said, “we

gotta take you in” and they dropped me off at the emergency room. That's

where i met Sheila, i was a mess. I made a promise to myself that I would

never get out of control again. So as soon as I graduated college, I became an

accountant for the police department.the most stable job i could think of. An

accountant for law and order. I just don't wanna feel out of control like that

ever again.