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House of Virgins Pilot Draft
House of Virgins Pilot Draft
Episode #1 (Pilot)
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Scene #1
KEITH
VOICE
Noooooo, don't move in. Not just yet. Why don't you grab
a nice chai latte first? Oh, better yet, find the nearest
soylent truck and-
Keith
Keith
Hey! Stop!
The purple monster turns around and sees Keith. The monster
yoinks two nearby victims and runs off, leaving a trail of white
fluid.
Keith
Keith
Keith
Shield of Hyrule!!
Keith pulls out a blue shield with strange golden designs all
across, blocking most of the white liquid.
Keith
Keith
Keith stops, and propels up the top of the building with amazing
speed.
The monster is there, covering his victims with the same white
liquid.
CAPTURED MAN
The monster turns around. His victims are covered in the white,
unnamed liquid.
Keith
MORKOL
Keith
Morkol
Keith
En garde!
Morkol
Morkol
soyboy bitch?
Keith
Hahaha...
Keith
an insult...
Keith
Keith
Morkol
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Keith fires at Morkol.
Morkol Explodes.
Keith wipes the Anal fluid off his glasses and walks over to the
victims.
Keith
CAPTURED WOMAN
Keith
Captured Woman
Keith
So what?
Soy is a delicious and healthy
Captured Woman
back to normal!
I have AIDS!
fucking joke!
Keith
SUSAN
Yes.
Keith
Susan
Here.
Keith
Susan
There.
Now go.
Keith
Tip?
Susan
Now.
Keith
Susan
Keith
Keith