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A Love Story
A Love Story
A Love Story
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VOICE OVER
Let me start this off by saying
this: If you’re one of them lovey
dovey type personalities that
believe the princess should live
happily ever after with her prince
charmin’ at the end of the story
than this ain’t your sort of
picture show. No folks, this
ain’t one of them lovey dovey sort
of novelas. So if you’re
sensitive to these sort of thing’s
then I’d advice you to turn away
from this here shindig. But don’t
you worry. It won’t be too long.
Until then, I’ll be sure to catch
you on the other end of this here
coin. Because this here - this
here... IS A LOVE STORY.
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MERCY
Yes?!
MERCY
Hang on.
2.
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GABBY
Heya!
MERCY
What happened to your clothes?
GABBY
Huh... I donno... I guess I lost
them someplace... from the way to
the door to da’ door.
MERCY
The pool, you mean?
GABBY
That’s it! Whatcha doin’?
MERCY
Working.
GABBY
Oh... What do you do?
MERCY
What do you need?
GABBY
Someone said you had more wine...
We need more wine. I’m Gabby.
I’m an actress... Or trying to be,
anyway. What are you up to...?
MERCY
I believe you already asked me
that.
3.
GABBY
Oh... Can I barrow more wine?
What’s-his-face said it was
alright to come and ask you...
Are you his sister?
MERCY
Here.
GABBY
(giggling)
Oh, my boobies are almost out!
MERCY
Yes. They are.
GABBY
Do you have any condoms I can
barrow?
MERCY
No.
GABBY
Oh, that’s alright.
MERCY
How old are you?
GABBY
Me? I donno... How old do I look?
MERCY
Young.
Gabby giggles.
GABBY
I’m eighteen.
MERCY
Does he know that?
GABBY
I dunno. I wasn’t going to fuck
tonight but then hey, I thought...
you do what cha’ gotta do for your
career, right?
4.
MERCY
I suppose.
GABBY
Well, thanks a’ bunch for the
wine, lady!
Mercy allows this but leaves her arms down near her hips.
GABBY (CONT’D)
You smell pretty. Like my mom...
GABBY
Hey... wanna join us?
MERCY
I need to get back to work.
GABBY
Okay, I get it... I gotta go now.
(walking away)
Thanks for the wine!
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She grabs a nearby PILLOW from the sofa in the room and
violently screams in it - concealing the noise.
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5.
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The three young women are spread out naked above Tobias
near the jacuzzi on the floor. BOTTLES of wine litter
about the space. A messy scene that spells out continued
late night drunken sex.
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6.
MR. FORRESTER
What’s the matter Mrs. Atkins,
have you not read the script yet?
MERCY
I can’t say I have.
MR. FORRESTER
Well why not? You’re a writer.
Perhaps you can provide us with
some useful feedback. If that’s
alright with Mr. Miller, of
course.
JOHNNY
Yeah, that’s cool. The script
could use a females’ perspective.
MERCY
I think I’ll pass, thank you.
TOBIAS
Come on honey, it’s just a quick
read. What, ninety seven pages?
JOHNNY
One hundred seventeen, actually.
It’s some of my best work.
MR. FORRESTER
Indeed it is.
MERCY
Thank you, but I need to focus on
my own work at the moment.
JOHNNY
What’s the genre?
7.
MERCY
Crime.
JOHNNY
Sounds interesting. What’s it
about?
MERCY
Murder.
JOHNNY
I could dig it.
TOBIAS
(changing subject)
Hun, get us some drinks, will you?
MERCY
What would you like?
TOBIAS
Anything, it doesn’t matter. Do
you boy’s have any preference?
JOHNNY
Whiskey, neat.
MR. FORRESTER
Whiskey neat would be wonderful,
thank you.
TOBIAS
Three whiskeys-
MERCY
-I heard.
TOBIAS
Thanks, hun.
Mercy makes her way to the kitchen as the boy’s hang back
and make jokes - causing them all to laugh at the same
time.
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8.
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TOBIAS
I swear to God, if you ever
humiliate me like that again I’ll
bash your goddamn brains in with a
hammer!
Mercy giggles.
TOBIAS (CONT’D)
Goddamnit, I mean it!
MERCY
I don’t know what you’re talking
about. (beat) Sweetie.
TOBIAS
Don’t give me that ‘sweetie’
bullshit. You know what you did.
I could see it, goddamnit!
MERCY
See what?
TOBIAS
Do you think I’m stupid? I know
you spit in that whiskey. Now
maybe they were being polite but
goddamnit I could see it in the
glass!
MERCY
Or maybe they’re just that stupid.
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MERCY
(breaking silence)
Any good?
TOBIAS
I don’t know.
10.
MERCY
What do you mean?
TOBIAS
I don’t get it.
MERCY
Then why are you doing it?
TOBIAS
Would you read it?
MERCY
The script? No.
TOBIAS
For fucks’ sake. Why not?
TOBIAS
What-?
MERCY
-Shut up.
Mercy gets on her knees and undoes his trunks and pulls
them down to his ankles.
MERCY
I don’t want to see them here
again, Tobias. Those girls.
I don’t want to hear about it in
passing. Get a hotel, use your
car. Only, I don’t ever want to
know about it.
TOBIAS
Oh god...
MERCY
The next time the idea crosses
your mind just remember - you are
married to me and a divorce would
be very expensive.
TOBIAS
I don’t want that...
11.
MERCY
No, of course you don’t. But if I
ever find out that you did what
you did with those three girls
again I won’t divorce you.
TOBIAS
...No?
MERCY
I’ll kill you.
TOBIAS
What?
MERCY
Tell me you understand.
TOBIAS
Yes.
MERCY
Yes?
TOBIAS
I understand...
MERCY
I’ll read your scripts for you.
I’ll clean and cook and do the
laundry for you. I’ll even fuck
you, occasionally. But I won’t
allow you to humiliate me like
that. And I meant what I said,
Tobias. Do you believe me?
TOBIAS
Yes, honey, yes....
MERCY
Do you want to come?
TOBIAS
Yes.
MERCY
Then promise me you won’t ever do
that to me again.
TOBIAS
I promise... I’m sorry...
MERCY
Good, now come for me.
12.
Tobias comes.
TOBIAS
Oh, oh god...
Mercy cleans her hand on his TOWEL then takes her seat
again.
MERCY
I’ll read your script now.
TOBIAS
It has a lot of big words in it.
MERCY
That’s fine.
Mercy opens the script and begins to read from page one.
BEAT.
TOBIAS
Did you really mean that?
MERCY
Mean what, dear?
TOBIAS
What you said... about killing me.
MERCY
Yes, dear.
TOBIAS
Oh...
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MERCY
(ad-libbing)
You don’t know what it’s like, to
love somebody, the way I love you.
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Tobias enters the room afterward with two GLASSES and the
Margarita blender - serving them both drinks to accompany
their meals.
14.
MERCY
Thank you.
TOBIAS
Abso-goddamn-lutely.
TOBIAS (CONT’D)
Well, okay... Oh Lord, thank you
for the usual nothingness you
provide. Seeing as Merc’ and I
had to work really fucking hard
for everything we have up to this
point and all. We appreciate the
idea you convey but as we all
know, it means jack-shit in the
real world but hey. So you do
you. All’s good down here.
MERCY
Amen.
TOBIAS/MERCY
Cheers.
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TOBIAS
What did you think of the script?
MERCY
It’s up to you.
TOBIAS
It’s confusing though, right?
15.
MERCY
It’s lazy.
TOBIAS
That’s what it is. It’s lazy.
So, I shouldn’t do it then, right?
MERCY
How much is it offering?
TOBIAS
Twenty-five grand.
MERCY
Flat-rate?
TOBIAS
Yeah, but it isn’t a good script
right? It’s not just me?
MERCY
No baby, it’s not you.
TOBIAS
What’s wrong with it?
MERCY
It’s missing a soul.
TOBIAS
That’s it... Then I shouldn’t do
it?
MERCY
That’s up to you.
TOBIAS
I know, but I don’t know if I
should just do the shity script,
take the money, then focus on
landing something better on the
next round - or just say no and
cut my losses now. Plus Robert,
he pulled a lot on this one to get
me in good with Johnny.
MERCY
Do you want to do it?
TOBIAS
I don’t know. I don’t like the
script but the money could be good
for a’ while.
16.
MERCY
I’ve got more money coming in on
my script when it’s finished.
Don’t worry about that.
TOBIAS
But I want to contribute, too.
I don’t want you to have to support
me while I’m out trying to land
another gig.
MERCY
That’s sweet.
TOBIAS
Fuck that, it’s fair.
MERCY
Baby, I understand how you feel,
but we’re a team, remember. What
I make you make and vise-vera.
Always.
TOBIAS
And forever.
MERCY
That’s right.
They kiss.
TOBIAS
Fuck it then, I won’t do it.
MERCY
Are you sure?
TOBIAS
Yeah, the scripts’ a piece of
shit.
MERCY
Then I support your decision.
TOBIAS
I love you, baby.
MERCY
I love you, too.
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17.
PAUL
...I was wearing this goddamn
thing for fifteen hours each day
for two straight months with two
goddamn days off in-between...
SUZAN
That’s awful.
PAUL
You bet your sweet tits it was.
Jesus Christ, and that make-up
artist... man, this guy kept
telling me how pretty my hair was,
and if it was up to him, he’d have
me wear nothing at all.
CHARLIE
Like, naked?
PAUL
No man, nothing in my hair on
account of how pretty it is.
SUZAN
That’s inappropriate.
PETE
What’s his name?
PAUL
It doesn’t matter. The dude’s in
the union, you know they don’t
give a’ fuck. Plus, he’s one of
Robert’s connects, so...
MARGARET
Aren’t we all.
18.
CHARLIE
(nodding)
As long as he does the job.
PAUL
Godamn right. Fuck, man. And he
kept filling me up, too.
SUZAN
How do you mean?
PAUL
Exactly what I said. He’s lucky I
didn’t file a lawsuit.
PETE
(sarcastic)
Oh poor you. Did the scary make-up
man molest you?
PAUL
Screw you, man. It’s not funny.
PETE
Well, you are very pretty.
MARGARET
I’d do you.
PAUL
...Yeah?
MARGARET
No.
PAUL
You’re a real bitch sometimes, you
know that.
MARGARET
That’s what I’m paid for, sweetie.
PAUL
Man...
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19.
MR. FORRESTER
Who did you see for the role of
Abby?
JOHNNY
I was thinking about that.
MR. FORRESTER
Oh?
JOHNNY
Yeah, I think Molly can do it. She
looks like an Abby.
MR. FORRESTER
Who’s Molly?
JOHNNY
(pointing at Molly)
Who the fuck else, man?
MR. FORRESTER
Is she experienced?
JOHNNY
I’m not an idiot.
MR. FORRESTER
Of course.
MOLLY
(interrupting)
Babe.
JOHNNY
Yeah, babe?
MOLLY
Did you see that Lambo in the
driveway?
JOHNNY
What about it?
MOLLY
I want one.
20.
JOHNNY
We’ll see honey.
MR. FORRESTER
Pretty little thing, isn’t she.
JOHNNY
Yeah, we just got married a few
days ago.
MR. FORRESTER
Oh, congratulations.
MOLLY
My daddy has a yacht we used. He’s
in politics or something boring.
MR. FORRESTER
That’s wonderful.
MOLLY
We fuck on there all the time.
JOHNNY
May as well put it to good use,
you know.
MR. FORRESTER
Well that’s just splendid.
JOHNNY
Her blow-job’s are fantastic.
MR. FORRESTER
Are they now?
MOLLY
A girl’s gotta make her mark.
MR. FORRESTER
Undoubtably.
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JANET
How are you doing?
21.
MERCY
Good, thing’s are... fine.
JANET
Oh?
MERCY
I mean, as good as they can be, I
suppose.
JANET
How’s T doing?
MERCY
He’s fine. Looking for his next
show, you know.
JANET
Well, that’s what I wanted to talk
to you about. I have a nephew. He
hates school but loves to write.
MERCY
I see.
JANET
Anyway, I thought maybe you could
have him over sometime to shadow
you for a few days while you work
on your script for your Paramount
friends.
MERCY
I don’t know...
JANET
Oh come on, Merc’. He’s great.
Really.
MERCY
I just... don’t feel comfortable
having other people around while
I’m trying to work. You should
understand, you’re a writer.
JANET
Honey, I work in TV. I work with
other writers all the time.
Besides, he’s quiet, attentive and
he loves to just sit and learn.
MERCY
I don’t know.
22.
JANET
It wouldn’t be just a favor, I
wouldn’t do that to you.
MERCY
What would you call it?
JANET
Well, I have a friend, remember
Jacob Moore, over at Showtime?
MERCY
Yeah, how is he?
JANET
Fucked. I mean the guy still bangs
hookers and does blow on the
constant with a wife and four kids
at home but, he’s heading a new
project that I think Tobias would
be perfect for.
MERCY
What’s the show?
JANET
A new series he’s running. And
guess who the series lead writer
is?
MERCY
Congratulations.
JANET
Thanks.
MERCY
You’ll get Tobias an audition?
JANET
Fuck an audition. I’m thinking
series lead.
MERCY
Oh wow, that would be amazing,
thank you.
JANET
Uh-uh, only you gotta take my
nephew in for a few days, and...
when the right opportunity comes
along...
(MORE)
23.
JANET (CONT'D)
introduce him to some of your
friends in the feature world.
Years from now. I mean, the kids’
gotta get laid before he jumps off
the plane into Normandy, know what
I mean?
MERCY
You know what. That sounds good.
JANET
Yeah?
MERCY
Yeah.
JANET
Okay great, you’ll fucking love
him. How about I dump him off
over the weekend?
MERCY
Cheers.
JANET
The little shit better remember
what his auntie did for him.
MERCY
I’m sure he will.
JANET
Who knows, maybe someday he’ll get
me a fucking job.
MERCY
Uh-hu.
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MERCY
Guess what?
TOBIAS
What?
24.
MERCY
I think I got you your next gig.
TOBIAS
On what?
MERCY
Series for Showtime. Jacob Moore.
TOBIAS
I fucking love Jacob Moore. I
mean, the guys a prick but fuck
the man, his shows are fantastic!
MERCY
I know, baby.
TOBIAS
How did you...?
MERCY
Janet and I traded favors.
TOBIAS
...I fucking love you.
MERCY
I love you too, baby.
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Some of the guests are now in the pool and jacuzzi. Most
are drunk, or just about beyond that.
TOBIAS
Hey.
ADAM
What?
TOBIAS
What the hell are you doing?
ADAM
What’s it to you?
TOBIAS
This is my house.
ADAM
So?
TOBIAS
Put the phone away.
ADAM
Fuck you, I’m not doing that.
TOBIAS
Goddamnit.
ADAM
Hey mother-fucker, give it back!
TOBIAS
Who are you with?
ADAM
Janet Moss.
TOBIAS
What are you, adopted?
ADAM
She’s my aunt, douche.
TOBIAS
What’s your name?
26.
ADAM
I won’t say.
TOBIAS
(holding up phone)
I’ll toss this goddamn thing into
that goddamn pool, I swear to God.
Now tell me your name.
ADAM
Alright, chill dude, my names'
Adam. Now give me my phone back
before I tell someone you tried to
touch my dick.
TOBIAS
You must be adopted.
ADAM
Fuck yourself, old man.
JANET
What do you think you’re doing?
Give me that phone.
ADAM
Hey, oh hey, come on.
JANET
Let’s go, we’re leaving.
JANET (CONT’D)
I’m sorry about this T, we’re
going now. Sorry.
TOBIAS
No problem, have a safe drive
home.
JANET
(walking away)
Thanks, I’ll drop him off over the
weekend. See you then.
27.
TOBIAS
Wait, what?
JANET (O.S.)
Be sure to thank Merc’ again for
me. Good-night!
TOBIAS
Oh, goddamnit.
MR. FORRESTER
Hey, Tobias.
TOBIAS
Hey, Robert.
MR. FORRESTER
Can I speak with you a moment? In
private.
TOBIAS
Can it wait ‘till morning? I’m
kinda tired.
MR. FORRESTER
Walk me to my car.
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TOBIAS
What is it?
28.
BEAT.
MR. FORRESTER
This movie has to work. I’m on my
last string of investors and some
of them are getting nervous. It
has to work.
TOBIAS
...I’ve been meaning to talk to
you about that.
MR. FORRESTER
You aren’t backing out on me, are
you Tobias? Because remember, I’m
the one who got you started in
this fucking town!
TOBIAS
...No, no, of course not.
MR. FORRESTER
Good. Because I can’t afford to
loose you. Not now.
TOBIAS
But Mercy thinks-
MR. FORRESTER
-Fuck what she thinks!
BEAT.
TOBIAS
What is it Robert, what’s wrong?
TOBIAS (CONT’D)
Hey, hey, it’s alright. Come on,
it’s okay, really. Stop crying.
MR. FORRESTER
Oh, fuck!
TOBIAS
Hey, take it easy. I have
neighbors.
29.
MR. FORRESTER
They’re so fucking old it’s
amazing they hear anything at all!
TOBIAS
(getting real)
What’s wrong, Robert?
MR. FORRESTER
I’m sorry.
I have to tell you something. Oh
God... I’m so fucking ashamed.
TOBIAS
You can trust me. You know that.
MR. FORRESTER
I did something... I’m so
ashamed...
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MR. FORRESTER
I’m so fucking ashamed.
30.
TOBIAS
Fuck, Robert... This is serious.
MR. FORRESTER
I was a bad boy... I did bad...
(begins smacking himself)
Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
Fucking, stupid boy!
TOBIAS
Hey, stop it.
TOBIAS (CONT’D)
Goddamnit Robert, stop!
MR. FORRESTER
She was some wannabee actress,
some college student. I told her
to meet me at my hotel for drinks
to discuss her future. I was
drunk. I was drunk and I fucked
her. I fucked her while she was
passed out.
TOBIAS
I don’t want to hear this, Robert.
MR. FORRESTER
I know, I’m sorry. I did bad,
Tobias. I did bad, I know that.
But she’s okay now. I told her
everything would be okay because
she said she’d forget the whole
thing. So it’s okay. We’re okay.
BEAT.
TOBIAS
What are you trying to tell me
here Robert?
MR. FORRESTER
...I gave her a few movie deals,
low-level shit. And she said
she’d forget the whole thing ever
happened, like it never fucking
happened. But she’s pregnant.
(MORE)
31.
TOBIAS
...What are you going to do?
MR. FORRESTER
This movie is going to work. It
has to. But I, but we need to make
it work. No matter what. I need
the money. My baby needs the
money. These investors need a good
return on their investment,
Tobias.
TOBIAS
Goddamnit, Robert.
MR. FORRESTER
I need you to hit a home run for
us pal. I do, I need you. Please,
don’t hate me. Please, please
don’t hate me because if you do
I’ll go home right now and blow my
fucking brains out.
TOBIAS
Settle down, I don’t hate you.
MR. FORRESTER
You swear?
TOBIAS
Yes, I-I don’t hate you.
MR. FORRESTER
Thank you, Tobias. You’re a good
friend. Thank you.
TOBIAS
But I can’t do this movie with
you, Robert.
MR. FORRESTER
What?
TOBIAS
I’m sorry, but Mercy and I
discussed it and, I can’t make
this movie, not now. I’m sorry.
32.
MR. FORRESTER
Why the hell not?
TOBIAS
It just isn’t the right project
for my career right now.
MR. FORRESTER
I made your fucking career!
TOBIAS
I know you did, and I really
appreciate that, but-
MR. FORRESTER
-No.
TOBIAS
...I’m sorry, but I can’t.
MR. FORRESTER
Yes.
TOBIAS
No.
(confused)
What?
MR. FORRESTER
Yes.
TOBIAS
Robert-
MR. FORRESTER
-Let me explain something to you.
You are going to make this fucking
movie, and you are going to hit a
fucking home run for me. For the
baby and for your cunt wife.
TOBIAS
Don’t say that about Mercy.
33.
MR. FORRESTER
Did she tell you not to do it?
TOBIAS
No, it was my decision.
MR. FORRESTER
Well, I don’t care.
TOBIAS
Come on, Robert.
MR. FORRESTER
Let me say this in words you can
understand. C-O-N-T-R-A-C-T.
TOBIAS
I never signed a contract.
MR. FORRESTER
Bullshit you didn’t.
TOBIAS
When?
MR. FORRESTER
Earlier this week, when we picked
up those three little piglets. Or
do you not recall?
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MR. FORRESTER
That’s it, girls. Liquor him up.
It’s a celebration for all of you.
GABBY
(sloshed, leaning over)
When will I be in the movie?
MR. FORRESTER
After you do your duty,
sweetheart.
34.
GABBY
Wait, does that mean I gotta fuck
you too?
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MR. FORRESTER
I OWN YOUR CONTRACT.
TOBIAS
...How could you do that to me?
MR. FORRESTER
I’m backed into a corner here, my
friend. If you don’t honor the
contract you have signed I will
take you to court and believe me
son, I can afford it much more
than you can.
BEAT.
35.
TOBIAS
...I’ll tell people.
MR. FORRESTER
Tell people what?
TOBIAS
I’ll tell them all what you told
me... about that girl, about what
you did to me. My friends are
your friends, too.
MR. FORRESTER
Actors are so naive they’ll
believe anything you tell them.
I lied, stupid. I didn’t get that
girl pregnant. I fucked her. But
she isn’t pregnant. She did it
for her career. She’s smart. And
yes, your friends are my friends.
But I’ve known them longer. Shit,
I made their careers.
TOBIAS
(understanding the
sick joke)
So there’s no contract?
MR. FORRESTER
(stern)
Oh, there is. Insurance policy,
my boy.
TOBIAS
I...
BEAT.
BEAT.
TOBIAS
...I’ll do the movie.
MR. FORRESTER
Atta boy.
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MERCY
Babe?
MERCY (CONT’D)
What are you doing?
TOBIAS
Getting drunk.
MERCY
I could see that.
TOBIAS
...yes...
37.
MERCY
You shouldn’t be drinking in this
state of mind.
TOBIAS
I’m a pussy.
MERCY
No.
TOBIAS
And I’m stupid.
MERCY
What?
TOBIAS
That’s right, a big goddamn dumb
pussy.
MERCY
I don’t think that.
TOBIAS
No? But I am. ...Robert spoke
with me tonight.
MERCY
About the movie?
TOBIAS
Oh yeah...
MERCY
Stop drinking.
TOBIAS
You know what he said to me? He
said he owns, OWNS the contract.
MERCY
For the film?
TOBIAS
The fat bastard.
MERCY
But you never signed a contract.
38.
TOBIAS
But I did.
MERCY
How is that possible?
TOBIAS
That night, those girls... He got
us liquored up. And so, he got me
to sign that same goddamn night.
MERCY
How do you know he’s telling the
truth?
TOBIAS
Because he’s a slimy cocksucker.
MERCY
Don’t say that. It’s not you.
TOBIAS
I’m sorry.
MERCY
You’re drunk.
TOBIAS
Yes.....That is true.....
MERCY
Baby, come to bed. Sleep tonight.
And tomorrow, you and I will talk
about what to do. Okay?
BEAT.
TOBIAS
(smiling)
Okay.
MERCY
Okay.
TOBIAS
Is there some shit-nose kid coming
over here Saturday?
MERCY
What?
39.
TOBIAS
what’s-her-faces kid... the little
shit with the cell phone.
MERCY
Adam.
TOBIAS
Little shit.
MERCY
Baby, stop it.
TOBIAS
He’s coming over?
MERCY
That’s the favor.
TOBIAS
...So be the will of man.
MERCY
What?
TOBIAS
I don’t know. Fuck me, I’m drunk.
MERCY
(smiling)
Yes, you are.
TOBIAS
You don’t know what it’s like.
MERCY
Know what what’s like?
TOBIAS
To be in love with somebody like
you.
MERCY
Oh, but I do.
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40.
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MERCY
Hi.
TOBIAS
Hey.
MERCY
How do you feel?
TOBIAS
My head hurts.
MERCY
You drank too much, dummy.
TOBIAS
I have to do the movie, don’t I?
MERCY
It’s your choice to make, and
yours alone.
TOBIAS
What else can I do?
MERCY
(petting his hair)
We’ll do what we normally do. What
we’ve done on numerous occasions
before.
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41.
MERCY (V.O.)
First, you’ll need to get sober.
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MERCY (V.O.)
I’ll make the bed.
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MERCY (V.O.)
We’ll shower. Get dressed.
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MERCY (V.O.)
We’ll sit, and have breakfast.
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MERCY (V.O.)
We’ll clean up the mess from the
night before.
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a BMW pull into the driveway and parks somewhere near the
front door.
MERCY (V.O.)
And wait for our guest to arrive
around eleven.
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MERCY (V.O.)
Then we will say hello and pretend
to be happy to welcome Adam in to
our home.
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MERCY (V.O.)
I will spend the early afternoon
working with Adam.
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MERCY (V.O.)
Since you know him best, you will
spend that time preparing his
favorite meal. And preferred
drink of choice.
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MERCY (V.O.)
At around 8:30pm, I will work on
putting little Adam to bed.
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MERCY (V.O.)
You will set the table.
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MERCY (V.O.)
Finally, at nine, we will greet
him for dinner.
44.
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MR. FORRESTER
Hello beautiful.
MERCY
Hello, Robert. How was the drive?
MR. FORRESTER
Not bad at this time of night.
Thank you so much for inviting me
over for dinner.
MERCY
Of course. Would you please come
in?
MR. FORRESTER
Certainly.
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MERCY
(clearing throat)
So, I wanted to speak with you
about the film, if I could.
Robert?
45.
MR. FORRESTER
You really tell your wife
everything, don’t you?
TOBIAS
Of course. She’s my wife.
MR. FORRESTER
(scratchy throat)
You’re a lucky man, Tobias. And a
good man. I thought it over.
I have decided to allow you to
step away from the project if you
want to.
TOBIAS
...thank you.
MERCY
Yes, thank you Robert.
MR. FORRESTER
I’m sorry guy’s. You’re good
people.
MERCY
We appreciate you understanding.
TOBIAS
That was easier than I though it
would be.
MR. FORRESTER
(taking a drink)
Fuck Johnny. Fuck the movie. And
fuck my life.
MERCY
How about a drink or few?
TOBIAS
Fuck... yes, please.
MERCY
I’ve got just what we need.
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MR. FORRESTER
You know Mercy, you are a lovely
woman. And I mean that in a good
way.
MERCY
Sure you do.
MR. FORRESTER
No, I do.
MERCY
Can I ask... what’s the story with
you and women?
MR. FORRESTER
What do you mean?
MERCY
Well, you’ve developed a certain
reputation on the subject.
MR. FORRESTER
...When a man my age reaches the
autumn years of his life, he cares
less and less of what people think
of him. And I’ve been fortunate
to have thing’s work out for me
when I was young. I didn’t have
to struggle as much as most people
do. I was privileged. It was
difficult - impossible at times -
but I just kept on, no matter
what. And my grandfather had
established himself as a generous
EP before me, so... I am very
grateful. Lucky.
(MORE)
47.
MERCY
Can I ask you something?
MR. FORRESTER
Why the hell not.
MERCY
...Are you lonely?
MR. FORRESTER
With wealth and power comes great
isolation. It’s the thing with
success in our industry, it allows
you to live your wildest impulses.
And don’t worry - you’ll get there
someday, too. And when you do - I
only hope that you make better
decisions then I have. Both of
you.
MERCY
Woo!
MR. FORRESTER
Bravo.
MR. FORRESTER
Thank you.
TOBIAS
Cheers.
48.
TOBIAS
Thanks for understanding Robert,
really. It means the world to me.
MERCY
To both of us.
MR. FORRESTER
Sometimes you just gotta do what’s
right, kiddy's. Don’t ever forget
that.
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MR. FORRESTER
(laughing)
You know, I almost pissed myself
on my way over here.
TOBIAS
(laughing)
Why?
MR. FORRESTER
I gave myself two choices:
Either go over there and apologize
or shoot yourself in the face.
MERCY
(going along with the crude
joke)
What, no, you’re crazy. That’s awful.
TOBIAS
You’re acting again, aren’t you?
MERCY
Acting?
MR. FORRESTER
I always wanted to be an actor.
49.
TOBIAS
Bullshit.
MR. FORRESTER
(smiling)
I have proof.
MERCY
(thinking its fake)
That’s a big fucking gun.
MR. FORRESTER
I always wanted a Dirty Harry
sized gun, so.
TOBIAS
How the hell did you fit that
thing in there?
MR. FORRESTER
I was going to blow my brains out
with this.
Mr. Forrester places the gun down above the table between
the couches.
TOBIAS
Do you realize how much that
would’ve hurt?
MERCY
I’d imagine it’d be quite painful.
MR. FORRESTER
Fuck me, I guess not.
50.
TOBIAS
I still don’t believe you. That’s
a prop gun.
MR. FORRESTER
No, it’s not.
TOBIAS
Yeah it is.
MERCY
It has to be.
TOBIAS (CONT’D)
Yeah, see.
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MERCY (O.S.)
Fuck, fuck, fuck! What the fuck
did you do!? Fuck!
TOBIAS (O.S.)
I thought it was fake... I didn’t
know it was real.
MERCY (O.S.)
Why would you pick up a gun, point
it at someone’s face and pull the
trigger?!
TOBIAS (O.S.)
I didn’t know! Stop yelling at
me.
MERCY (O.S.)
What the hell is wrong with you!
51.
Adam reaches the two in the living room. Tobias has his
arms over Robert’s chest, holding him up. Mercy holds
one of his legs while holding the gun in her other hand.
ADAM
I’d like to go home now.
TOBIAS
Hey... buddy... what’s up?
ADAM
Take me home.
MERCY
We can’t just now. Why don’t you
go upstairs and take a bath and
I’ll order you a pizza.
ADAM
You two are murderers.
MERCY
Oh, this?
TOBIAS
It’s nothing. A prop dummy.
MERCY
Yeah.
ADAM
Fuck you, I heard the gun shot.
(pointing at body)
And that fat guy is dead.
MERCY
Oh...no...he’s not.
ADAM
Bullshit!
TOBIAS
(thinking on his feet)
How much allowance do your parents
give you?
52.
ADAM
What?
MERCY
What the hell are you doing?
TOBIAS
(counting money)
I have... twenty six bucks here.
But how does five hundred a month
sound? From now until the day I
die, huh?
MERCY
(in the background,
smacking her forehead)
Oh son-of-a-bitch...
TOBIAS
Hey!
MERCY
(to them both)
Wait!
ADAM
Get off me, asshole!
MERCY
What are you doing, stop!
TOBIAS
(falling on the floor)
my balls!
53.
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Mercy reaches the doorway and see’s the boy with his
phone.
MERCY
What are you doing?
Adam ignores her and pushes the call symbol on his phone,
quickly hitting keys 9-1-1.
MERCY (CONT’D)
Put the phone down.
He ignores her.
Mercy could hear the other end of the line - after the
first initially ring she quickly leaps over the bed, to
the phone, then smacks it out of his hand.
Mercy struggles with Adam. She does her best to keep him
under her control.
ADAM
Let me go!
MERCY
Calm down.
ADAM
Help! Help!
MERCY
Stop it!
ADAM
I don’t want to die...
MERCY
You won’t, just calm down!
54.
ADAM
Please don’t kill me!
MERCY
I’m not going to do anything to
you.
With the gun still poking his chest, Adam quickly manages
to maneuver his way out of the situation and wiggle free.
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MERCY
Come back here!
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TOBIAS
I think he broke my balls.
MERCY
He jumped out the window.
TOBIAS
He what?
MERCY
He ran, we need to go after him.
55.
TOBIAS
We can’t.
MERCY
We’re not going to kill him,
stupid! We just need to make sure
he doesn’t tell anyone about the
fat dead man in our loving room!
TOBIAS
Right...fuck, my balls...
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GEORGE
Hey now.
MERCY
Mr. Perkins?
GEORGE
Yes, ma’am.
MERCY
What are you doing out so late?
56.
GEORGE
Well, the misses and I heard what
we thought was a gunshot and I
thought I’d come check out just
what the fuck was happening around
here.
MERCY
Yes, yes, we’re fine. No gunshot
to report here. It was the TV.
GEORGE
The television?
MERCY
Yes, it was playing loudly, sorry.
TOBIAS
Yeah, yeah, we turned that damn
thing off so all is well now.
GEORGE
Well, just the same, the wife
insisted I call the police but I
thought I’d check it out first.
No need to call them boys’ out
here so late unless absolutely
necessary, I reckon.
MERCY
Of course. Listen, I’ve got to go
handle something. Hun, why don’t
you go and take the car to go and
get that thing I mentioned at the
drug store.
TOBIAS
What thing?
MERCY
That thing we talked about. Make
sure to take the main road on your
way to the store. In the car.
Okay?
TOBIAS
...Oh... yeah... That’s right.
Sure, I can do that.
GEORGE
So everything's alright?
57.
MERCY
Yes, we’ve got to go now. Thank
you, Mr. Perkins.
GEORGE
Just being neighborly.
MERCY
And we appreciate it, thank you.
BEAT.
TOBIAS
I gotta go get tampons. You know
how it is.
GEORGE
Huh? Oh, sure, sure. Well, I
won’t keep you.
MERCY (O.S.)
(off in the distance)
Go now, before they close!
TOBIAS
I gotta go. I’ll see you around.
GEORGE
Well, alright then. Drive safe.
TOBIAS
You too.
GEORGE
(to himself)
What in the hell?
The car swerves down the hill toward the main road.
He sees the door left wide open and decides to head over
to it to close it.
GEORGE (CONT’D)
(to himself)
Dumb kids, leaving the door wide
open... Never know who might come
a’prowling these days... Goddamn
new aged Charlie Manson, that’s
who...
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GEORGE
(to himself)
What in the hell?
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59.
Mr. Perkins works his way beyond the front door, slowly.
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MERCY
Stop!
ADAM
No, please... I w-won’t say
anything. I promise. Please,
don’t shoot me.
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TOBIAS
(to himself)
They’re broken, I know it...
60.
TOBIAS (CONT’D)
Oh no...
He cringes in pain.
TOBIAS (CONT’D)
Little shit broke my balls.
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GEORGE
(to himself)
These damn crazed son’s-of-bitches
these days... they’ll shoot anyone
for no good-damn reason....
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Adam, scared.
ADAM
Please... please... no...
MERCY
Shut up!
ADAM
I don’t wanna die, please...
MERCY
Oh, goddamnit.
ADAM
I’m sorry... please don’t shoot
me... I’m sorry, I won’t say
anything, please...
ADAM (CONT’D)
PLEASE. DON’T.
MERCY
Get the hell out of here.
ADAM
Thank you.
Mercy remains where she is, watching Adam run away. She
begins to cry - completely overwhelmed with the
situation.
MERCY
(shouting)
Fuck!
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TOBIAS
(tearing up)
Oh my god...
He looks up.
Tobias’s eyes.
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She quickly widens her eyes and runs up toward the same
direction of the sound.
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MERCY
What did you do...?
TOBIAS
I didn’t mean to... he just stood
out in the middle of the road.
MERCY
What did you do?
Mercy reaches for Tobias and smacks him in the face a few
times.
TOBIAS
I didn’t mean to...
MERCY
Put your cock away, stupid!
He quickly does.
TOBIAS
I-I didn’t mean to...
63.
MERCY
(crying)
Oh no...
She crouches down and holds her head between her knees.
TOBIAS
I... He was in the middle of the
road... I didn’t see him...
TOBIAS (CONT’D)
I didn’t mean to.
MERCY
Shut the fuck up!
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64.
TOBIAS
I-
MERCY
-Don’t speak to me right now.
TOBIAS
Okay. I just wanted to say...
MERCY
Not now, please.
BEAT of silence.
TOBIAS
... I’m sorry. Honey, I didn’t
see him... I’m sorry.
MERCY
(sighing)
...I know.
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Tobias pulls the car forward and shuts off the engine.
The head lights remain on. They remain seated, silently.
TOBIAS
What are we going to do?
MERCY
Keep quiet so I can think.
Beat.
TOBIAS
...you know, you didn’t do
anything... It was me. So, if you
want I can tell the cops that.
I’ll tell them you had nothing to
do with it because... you didn’t.
I will... I’ll turn myself in...
Right now.
(MORE)
65.
TOBIAS (CONT'D)
Just tell me that that’s what I
should do and I’ll do it.
MERCY
Shut up, dummy.
MERCY
Where’s the old man?
TOBIAS
...I don’t know. Home, maybe.
MERCY
Did you shut the door before you
left?
TOBIAS
No.
MERCY
Then who did?
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TOBIAS
Do you think?
MERCY
They would’ve been here if he did.
We have to find the old man.
TOBIAS
He’s probably at home.
66.
MERCY
Come with me.
TOBIAS
Where are we going?
MERCY
Where do you think?
TOBIAS
But-
MERCY
-Stay close to me.
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She opens the trunk. The boys body is still here. She
quickly reaches for the big gun in the trunk then shuts
it.
TOBIAS
(seeing the idea)
...No.
MERCY
We don’t have a choice at this
point.
TOBIAS
I’ll turn myself in.
MERCY
No, no... this has to be done.
TOBIAS
I can’t. Not again.
MERCY
Do you want to spend the rest of
your life in jail? Baby, do you?
TOBIAS
...Of course not.
67.
MERCY
Then come help me kill these two
and we’ll be done with it.
TOBIAS
But I can’t kill anyone. Not on
purpose.
MERCY
What’s the difference?
TOBIAS
It wouldn’t be right.
MERCY
Okay then, I’ll kill them. Both
of them.
TOBIAS
You’d do that for me?
MERCY
Of course I would. You are my
husband. And I love you.
TOBIAS
...I love you, too.
MERCY
Your problems are my problems, now
and forever.
TOBIAS
Always.
MERCY
And right now, you and I need to
kill these two old people to stay
out of jail, that’s all. Once we
take care of them, we’ll go back
inside the house and take care of
the other bodies and together...
you and I will plan our next move,
just like we’ve done countless
times before.
TOBIAS
What about the blood... On the
road, all over the house... what
do we do about all that?
68.
MERCY
Well, we’ll clean it up after we
kill the neighbors. We’ll
probably start with the road first
since we wouldn’t want anyone
seeing it by first light. But
first, we start with the
neighbors.
TOBIAS
Yeah, that’s smart.
MERCY
Are you with me on this? Because
I can’t go through with it if you
aren’t.
TOBIAS
I’m with you baby, all the way.
MERCY
Okay.
TOBIAS
Let’s do it.
MERCY
Oh. And I apologize for calling
you dumb, it was the stressful
situation. I didn’t really mean
that.
TOBIAS
That’s alright.
Beat.
MERCY
How do you feel?
TOBIAS
Better. I can walk OK, now.
MERCY
I love you.
TOBIAS
I love you, too.
TOBIAS (CONT’D)
It’s like when I’m acting and
you’re writing...
(MORE)
69.
TOBIAS (CONT’D)
we’re going off to face the bad
guys, that’s all... right?
MERCY
That’s right, baby.
(holding up gun)
Okay, let’s go.
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TOBIAS
You know, I just thought about
something.
MERCY
What’s that, hun?
TOBIAS
The way I see it - these two old
prunes probably don’t have much
time left on this earth, and we
got our entire lives ahead of us.
So by my calculation, it’s a fair
trade. Our lives for their’s.
Know what I mean?
MERCY
Sure, baby. That’s right.
TOBIAS
I love you.
MERCY
I love you, too.
70.
TOBIAS
(sighs)
Okay.
TOBIAS (CONT’D)
It’s locked.
MERCY
(sarcastically)
Of course.
He tries again.
TOBIAS
It won’t open.
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ETHEL
What in the blazes?
ETHEL (CONT’D)
(rushing to him)
Pookey?
ETHEL (CONT’D)
Hang on, pookey.
71.
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MERCY
They’re awake.
TOBIAS
Think they called the cops?
MERCY
I don’t know but we’ve got to
hurry.
TOBIAS
How the hell do we get inside?
MERCY
Use it.
TOBIAS
Are you sure?
MERCY
No, but do it anyway.
TOBIAS
But I might cut my hand.
MERCY
Oh, goddamnit.
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ETHEL
What is the matter, George?
72.
GEORGE
The neighbors... they’ve gone bat-
shit crazy. They killed someone.
ETHEL
That can’t be true. They seem
like such nice people. I think
they’re in the industry.
GEORGE
I don’t give a’ shit.
ETHEL
Oh George.
GEORGE
Believe you me, they killed
somebody alright.
ETHEL
Are you sure?
GEORGE
Sure as my own two eyes. Yup,
there’s this fat fella laying dead
with half his face blown off over
there.
ETHEL
Oh George, stop it.
GEORGE
I mean-
ETHEL
Oh my, what was that?
GEORGE
That’s them, they’ve come to
finish us off. Quickly Ethel,
call 9-1-1.
ETHEL
I keep the phone downstairs.
GEORGE
Since when?
73.
ETHEL
I don’t like to have my sleep be
interrupted by the sound of a
ringing telephone. It hurts my
ears.
GEORGE
Oh, for pete’s sake, Ethel. You
have to tell me these things
before you do them, not after.
ETHEL
I did, but you didn’t listen.
GEORGE
Oh, come now.
ETHEL
Oh, dear!
GEORGE
Damnit woman, where are my
bullets!?
ETHEL
I... I don’t remember. George, I’m
afraid.
George grabs her by the hand and leads her out of the
room - as quickly as he can, though appearing slow.
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MERCY
I’ll go in first.
TOBIAS
(normal voice)
What?
74.
MERCY
Shh!
TOBIAS
(whispers)
What did you say?
MERCY
Follow me.
TOBIAS
Okay.
They work their way through the living room toward the
stairway. Mercy pokes her head up first. Soon followed
with Tobias.
TOBIAS
What should I do?
MERCY
Just stay behind me.
TOBIAS
Okay.
MERCY
Let’s go.
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MERCY
Are you ready?
TOBIAS
Yeah.
MERCY
Okay, on three. Ready, one - two -
75.
TOBIAS
Where are they?
MERCY
They must be in another room.
TOBIAS
What do we do?
MERCY
Stay there.
She pulls the closet door open and aims the gun. Again,
no one is there.
TOBIAS
Well?
MERCY
Here.
TOBIAS
(catching it)
What’s this for?
MERCY
We’ll have to do a complete search
of the house. We’ll go room to
room. First, we’ll check the
upstairs rooms then work our way
down.
76.
TOBIAS
Okay, but why the umbrella?
MERCY
They’re old. You see one of them,
then you beat them with it. Long
enough for me to come and finish
them off with the gun, anyway.
TOBIAS
Do you have enough bullets?
MERCY
I don’t know.
TOBIAS
Shouldn’t we be sure first?
MERCY
I’ve got five left.
TOBIAS
That’ll work.
MERCY
Okay, let’s take the hall.
TOBIAS
Wait.
MERCY
What?
TOBIAS
Why haven’t they called the cops
yet?
MERCY
They’re old.
TOBIAS
So?
MERCY
I don’t know, maybe they forgot
how the phone works.
TOBIAS
Makes sense.
MERCY
Okay, let’s finish this.
77.
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They sneak their way down the hallway. There are two
doors. One on the left, the other on the right.
MERCY
I’ll take the left, you the right.
TOBIAS
Okay.
TOBIAS (CONT’D)
What?
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She works her way over to the light switch in the room
and flicks it on.
She sees the room for what it is. A nursery of sorts for
an infant child. A crib, baby toys, the works.
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78.
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MERCY
Find anything?
TOBIAS
No. You?
MERCY
Not a thing.
The two could tell the other isn’t being exactly honest.
TOBIAS
Come on, let’s check downstairs.
MERCY
Okay.
TOBIAS
Wait.
79.
MERCY
What?
TOBIAS
...I wasn’t being honest with
you... I found an Oscar.
MERCY
Really. For who?
TOBIAS
That old man look familiar to you?
MERCY
No. You?
TOBIAS
No, but he won an Oscar in 1972.
MERCY
Under what category?
TOBIAS
Supporting actor.
MERCY
Wow.
TOBIAS
Yeah.
MERCY
Under different circumstances the
two of you might’ve gotten along.
TOBIAS
Maybe.
BEAT.
MERCY
I haven’t been completely honest
with you, either.
TOBIAS
Oh?
MERCY
...I found a nursery. For a
baby... a cute, lovely little
baby.
TOBIAS
Someday.
MERCY
(smiling wide)
Someday.
BEAT.
TOBIAS
Come on, let’s kill these people.
MERCY
Right.
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TOBIAS
Shit.
Mercy grunts.
Tobias makes his way down the steps toward the front door
and takes a look outside.
TOBIAS (CONT’D)
Great, they snuck out. Right under
our noses.
MERCY
(holding his head)
No, no, no, no... baby, please...
please baby, please, don’t leave
me alone...
GEORGE
I’m sorry, miss. I didn’t want
thing’s to happen this way.
MERCY
Shh, baby, shh... shh... shh...
GEORGE
I’ll need you to stand up with
your hands over your head, miss.
Slowly.
GEORGE (CONT’D)
Now miss, please. You don’t have
to do this.
MERCY
How long have you been married?
ETHEL
Sixty-six years.
MERCY
Two for me.
GEORGE
(nodding his head, no)
Please... don’t...
Before her hand could touch the brass, George blows the
top portion of her head square off.
CUT TO:
VOICE OVER
Well - I guess you could chalk
this up as one of them good old
fashioned fiascoes. Yup, Tobias
and Mercy Atkins surrendered their
lives on account of pure
stupidness. So I guess the moral
of the story is don’t kill your
fellow man. But if you do, do so
with some sort of intelligence.
And don’t fell too bad about that
boy who got hit by that there car -
as it turned out, he was adopted.
And being a royal pain to those
who raised him - it turned out to
be a’ blessing in disguise as nine
months later the couple gave birth
to their first child. Name of
Peggy. As for the old man and his
old lady, all this taught them was
to keep a’ loaded gun by the bed
and a phone line nearby in case of
would be emergencies. Well now,
that’s it. I hope y’all enjoyed
your stay. Oh, and one last
thing. Don’t you ever
underestimate your elders.
They might just end up surprising
you some day. ‘Till next time,
this is P.C. McCraw signin’ off.
Hasta luego, friends.
THE END.