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Claviature: Written For The Screen by
Claviature: Written For The Screen by
Aug. 2019
....SOUND OF A PIERCING RING/PIANO NOTE, THEN OUT....
CUT IN:
SIMON
Good morning, this is Ryman.
SIMON
Yes, this is Simon.
SIMON
Fine. How are you?
CUT TO:
MARY
--Does the machine come with a one-
year warranty?
SIMON
Two-year.
2.
MARY
Oh, that’s better.
SIMON
Not really.
MARY
How so?
SIMON
...Say the washing machine
malfunctions, then you return it to
us with the warranty expecting to
replace it for a new one...
MARY
Right.
SIMON
What we do then is take the machine
and replace it with another one but
charge you a service fee of $37
dollars.
MARY
That’s nice.
SIMON
No, but, the machine you buy from
us is initially sold to you at a
$127 mark-up. So no matter what
we make back ninety dollars.
And the machines’ that come to us
are refurbished increasing the
odds of a malfunction, but we sell
them as new to the customers. So
you’re paying ninety dollars on a
meaningless warranty and faulty
product.
MARY
That’s awful.
SIMON
Yes, it is.
MARY
Does that not make your job
immensely more stressful.
(MORE)
3.
MARY (CONT'D)
Having to lie to people all the
time without them even realizing
it?
CUT TO:
SIMON
(BEAT)
Are you still interested in buying
one of the machines?
MARY (V.O.)
(BEAT)
No. I was wondering, actually...
If you would perhaps like to have
dinner with me at my apartment
Saturday night?
SIMON
Saturday.
MARY (V.O.)
Yes.
SIMON
Well sure, make you very much.
MARY (V.O.)
Sure.
SIMON
Thank you.
MARY (V.O.)
How’s eleven?
SIMON
Great, sure. Thank you.
MARY (V.O.)
Good-day.
SIMON
Good-bye.
4.
SIMON (CONT’D)
(to himself)
That’s funny.
CUT TO:
PEDRO
(Spanish)
The shipment was due Friday so I
don’t know what happened.
TITO
(Spanish)
Maybe you made a mistake with the
shipping address.
PEDRO
(Spanish)
I’m not an idiot, I know the
address to our own goddamn
building.
SIMON
(to Pedro)
When did you contact them last,
Greg-o?
PEDRO
(broken English)
I am Pedro.
SIMON
Right, I’m sorry, when did you
contact them last Pedro?
PEDRO
(broken English)
Tuesday. But they say the
shipment would be here Friday.
5.
TITO
(Spanish, to Pedro)
But today is Saturday, and the
machines aren’t here yet.
PEDRO
(Spanish)
I know the day asshole.
SIMON
(to Pedro)
Have you called the supplier to
find out why the machines aren’t
here yet?
PEDRO
(Spanish, to Simon)
I’m telling you, I spoke with them
on Tuesday, they said the shipment
would be here on Friday. And come
to find today we have nothing in
the warehouse. I don’t know what
happened!
SIMON
What’s that?
PEDRO
(Spanish)
It could be the machines.
Simon walks away from the desk towards the man at the gate.
TITO (O.S.)
(Spanish)
Why do they keep knocking so loud?
PEDRO (O.S.)
(Spanish)
How the hell am I supposed to
know, asshole.
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
Simon enters back inside the lot on his way back to the
warehouse, when out of NOWHERE a foreign object smashes
down behind him on the floor.
CUT TO:
Simon walks past Pedro and Tito who have their heads
turned toward the woman at the piano. Simon stops to see
Mary, with her back to him continuing play....
CUT TO:
7.
MARY
I’m sorry. I hope I didn’t startle
you. I cam in through the front
entrance. I also thought...
perhaps it would be nice to
surprise you at work.
SIMON
Don’t apologize. That’s really
nice, thank you.
MARY
Do you always do that, say thank
you when you’re nervous?
SIMON
Yes, I’m sorry.
MARY
Don’t apologize. It’s quite lovely.
SIMON
Thank you.
MARY
I have to be honest with you.
I didn’t just happen here on
accident.
SIMON
What do you mean?
CUT TO:
MARY (V.O.)
Well... I’ve stepped in a few
times on my way home from work and
heard you on the piano.
(MORE)
8.
CUT TO:
SIMON
(BEAT)
I think you are the kindest person
I have ever met.
MARY
Thank you.
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
Simon and Mary hold onto one another on the couch, lovingly.
CUT TO:
Arm over waist, Simon walks Mary back to her car. The two
stop for a moment and share a loving kiss good-night.
Simon leans for Mary and grabs a hold of her. The two
stagger their way back inside the warehouse.
CUT TO:
9.
MARY
What just happened?
SIMON
I don’t know. Are you OK?
MARY
(settling down)
...Yeah, are you...?
SIMON
(settled)
Yeah.
MARY
(BEAT, smiling)
Can you hear me alright?
10.
SIMON
(smiling)
...Loud and clear.
(BEAT)
CUT TO BLACK.