The Quarantine Times
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
Are Minnie and Mickey Divorced?
Leaked photos of Mickey
Mouse caught with Daisy
Duck in front of his home
in Toon Town, Disneyland.
Everybody Hates Jake Peralta
Written by Leslie Leonard
At around 10 a.m. Rochelle
was seen storming out of
the 99th precinct in
Brooklyn, New York, just
about four minutes from
Bedford-Stuyvesant, where
Rochelle resides. Hitchcock
& Scully, who chose to
remain anonymous, said it
was her first day as the
precinct's secretary.
April 5th, 2020
Breaking News!
Written by Maisy Matthews
Minnie Mouse is completely
devastated. Longtime friend, Goofy
said, "her heart is shattered." Goofy
has been seen around Minnie during Who will be the face
these difficult times.
of Disneyland now?
Minnie asked Mickey for divorce last
week. The divorce became official on
Monday. Sources say that Donald and
Daisy Duck may also be getting a
divorce. No one has seen the group
together since.
That's when Jake Peralta
It all started when approached her, saying,
Charles Boyle asked "You're not you when
Rochelle for a copy of you're hungry... I'm I
Jake Peralta's case. right?"
Rochelle was According to
apparently on a eyewitnesses, that's when Two eyewitnesses
crucial call with a things escalated. Rochelle confirmed the story.
woman named was seen throwing the "It's true! We saw her
Peaches. chocolate bar and yelling, throw the snickers bar. As
"I don't need this! My a matter of fact, we have
She got up and yelled, man has two jobs!" it right here! Show them,
"Boy! If you interrupt Scully," said Hitchcock.
me again, I will slap Witnesses are pointing to "You didn't tell me we
the Charles off that Jake Peralta for the needed to keep the
Boyle!" sudden resignation of evidence," said Scully as
Rochelle. he wiped chocolate
Moments later,
residue off his mouth.
Rochelle was seen
heading to the This is a developing story.
vending machine for
a snickers bar.
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Is Ironman Still Alive?
JUST IN—Robert Downey
Jr. spotted in one of the
filming studios together
with the other Avengers
cast.
Marvel Studios is filming a
“secret movie” that is part
of the Avengers’ Infinity
Saga, which is unknown to
the public.
The story will explain what
our favorite heroes were
doing before the final
storyline.
“This new movie will be based on the
five-year gap between Avengers Infinity
War and Avengers Endgame.”
Steve on the Block
Written by Nicole Rodriguez
Steve Urkel and Spooky
from the new Netflix hit
series On My Block were
seen yesterday evening
eating at Naugle's in
Huntington Beach.
This incident has fans
going crazy. Fans took to
the internet to talk about
rumors of a possible
collaboration.
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THE QUARANTINE TIMES
Written by Sarah Esguerra
According to an
anonymous source, “this
new movie will be based
on the five-year gap
between Avengers Infinity
War and Avengers
Endgame.”
There is still no
information on when this
movie will premiere due
to the sudden halt in
filming, as the United
States attempts to flatten
the COVID-19 curve.
However, fans can rest
assured that this movie
will answer ALL their
questions.
BANKRUPT!
Both actors were Fans are already
seen in their assuming what roles
character outfits, Urkel could play. Some
which made fans fans think he could be a
wonder if Steve part of Spooky's "Los
Urkel would be Santos" crew. While
the next guest others are thinking he
star on the new could be Kendra's' father.
Netflix hit series
The possibilities are
On My Block.
endless. Steve Urkel
hasn't been seen on
Many people worldwide
screen in years, which have lost their jobs during
makes fans of Family the COVID-19 pandemic.
Matters excited. As we have seen in recent
cases, the rich and famous
Other fans speculate are not immune to the
virus.
about a new friendship.
Regardless of the reason,
one thing is for sure; this Read more on P4
is HUGE news for Urkel
and Spooky fans
everywhere.
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Gilligan is Running Wild, Again

Written by Brooke Killian
According to sources Gilligan will have to A challenge fans are
Bear Grylls has from the show, endure harsh cold winds concerned with is the
picked his next Gilligan’s next and inclement weather. "Swim of Death."
"victim." adventure will be at
the Northeast Everyone is wondering, In this challenge,
Gilligan from the Appalachian “will our favorite hero Gilligan will have to
famous TV show mountain range survive?” trek a total of 20
Gilligan's Island will wilderness. miles before having to
be the next star on swim through freezing
Running Wild with This adventure will water.
Bear Grylls. not be like his time
on the island at all. If he makes it to the
After escaping the end, he will be picked
island, Gilligan will up and taken to safety.
be venturing to
another lonely place. The show is set to
premiere in the Fall of
2020.
Everyone is wondering, “will
our favorite hero survive?”

Who Runs the World!?

Written by Bailee Earwood

The day we have all been waiting for is finally
here. Starting in November 2020, dogs will
take the White House in an attempt to make
America Great Again.
Countries all over the world decided to join
the bold move.
This means that the world will now be
controlled by man’s best friend.
President-Elect Bark Obama announced a new
bill that will take place in early November.
The bill states that dogs will not be required to be
on leashes. Dogs will also be allowed to drive cars
and have access to any park.
This is a developing story.

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Does Marge Want a Divorce?

Written by Isabel Cerrano

"Of course, I was mad, Wilma

is my best friend, so when I saw
the video, I lost it."
Fans were outraged on Twitter.
However, it was all a
misunderstanding.
Fred Flintstone confirmed that he
was with them at the Venetian. In an
interview, Marge said, " of course, I
was mad, Wilma is my best friend, so
when I saw the video, I lost it."
Today, Homer posted a video on
Twitter explaining everything. He
said, " this is why you can't believe
Last night Homer Simpson was seen everything you see on the internet.
with Wilma Flintstone at The The video is a complete
Venetian in Las Vegas, holding misinterpretation of what happened
hands. A paparazzi took a video of that night. I love Marge too much."
them holding hands and quickly
leaving the Casino.

The Kardashians Are Bankrupt

Written by Maria Casas

After showing off their luxurious lifestyle

on social media, it’s hard to believe that
the Kardashians are left with nothing.
The stock markets crashed last Friday,
leaving them completely broke.
According to sources, Kris Jenner is
devastated that they can no longer afford
the lifestyle the family has grown
accustomed to.

Rumors are going around that Kourtney,

Kim, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie, and Kris are
casting for the television show Survivor.
They may not make it to the final, but
one thing is for sure, the million-dollar
prize would be a big help during this
time.

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