Top 10 Reasons We Should Revive the Dark Ages

JAMIE FRATER FEBRUARY 15, 2011

First off, I must apologize for using the term “dark ages”, as it is a false term coined in the post-medieval
period to cast aspersions over the middle ages. The dark ages were not dark – they were, in fact, a great
time to live. I am a medievalphile, and suffer from hesternopothia so this list should come as no
surprise! Here, we look at ten differences between then and now that are (subjectively of course) better
than today. I expect this will probably be a controversial list, so do be sure to keep your comments
friendly!

NOTE: Many of the comments which are complaining about factual errors on this list are repeating
myths already exposed on the previous list Top 10 Myths about the Middle Ages. Please read that list
before commenting negatively.

10. Low Tax

The tax rates in medieval England varied a lot, depending on the King and what was happening in
society. The taxes seldom went above 15% but were more often closer to the 10% mark. For most
people today this is nearly one third or half of the tax currently being paid. The taxes went to support
the military and the King, and even in times of war the taxes were never excessive. Taxes were usually
paid based on the quantity of land you owned, so people like serfs were often exempt from national
taxes and paid, instead, tithes in the form (usually) of wheat to their land owners.

9. Great Lifestyle

We all know the Middle Ages had a more obvious separation of classes. However, regardless of which
class you were in, you would have lived a better lifestyle. By “better” I mean healthier and easier. If you
were an aristocrat you wouldn’t have worked a day in your life. You would eat delicious food all the
time, and would have plenty of activities to keep you occupied. On the other hand, if you were a serf,
you would work your fields during the summer months and laze about during the winter months
enjoying your harvests (after the taxes you pay to your land owner). The only real requirement as a serf
was that you pay your tithes (usually in wheat) and do a few other odd jobs, but, aside from that, you
could do anything you wanted with your land, and the land owner had to guarantee you protection from
criminals and provide for you in times of famine. Some serfs became incredibly wealthy through the
wise use of their land.
8. Crime

The middle ages knew roughly 5 serial killers. Most of you will be able to name three of them: Elizabeth
Bathory, Gilled de Rais and Sawney Bean (who may not have existed at all). Now try to name as many
serial killers from the modern ages that you know. A lot more I bet. There were definitely a lot of
murders in the Middle Ages, but the chances of the average person being a victim of murder were low.
Murderers were tried and executed, and those who committed petty crimes were usually publicly
shamed or fined. The stories we hear of people’s hands being cut off for stealing were usually from
Eastern countries, or were during the very early years of the Middle ages, when Europe was establishing
itself into the formation we generally know it today.

7. No Lobbyists

Unlike most of our countries today, there were no lobbyists, and governments (mostly ruled over by
Kings) were not prone to switching policies every other year. In our current system we can expect to see
fairly drastic changes to the laws under which we live every few years – in the Middle ages you had the
same law (with a few exceptions) for most of your life. Life under a benevolent King was good for law
abiding citizens, and you knew that unless the King was old, sick, or off fighting a war, tomorrow would
be the same as today. This stability is something most of us have never known, so it can be hard to
appreciate how much better it was than the present systems which have given rise to all manner of
bizarre ideas such as the fart tax.

6. Money was Money

Since the end of the gold standard, money has become more a concept than a reality. In the Middle
Ages, money was money. If you had gold, you had gold. Today’s monetary systems are largely influenced
by the International Monetary Fund, and the ability of a nation to print money on demand has caused
the recent devaluation of many currencies. The old adage says money doesn’t grow on trees – but,
unfortunately, modern governments don’t know it. Food prices were relatively constant (with the
exception of times of famine and during the price revolution), and people didn’t need to spend half their
income paying off debts for things they didn’t need. In fact, society took a great turn for the worse in the
so-called renaissance, which started a smear campaign against the Medieval feudal system in order to
gain support for the new capital-based system. An economy based on production was replaced by an
economy based on how much gold the King released to the public. Here is a quote from Life Inc: How
Corporatism Conquered the World, and How We Can Take It Back.

“Land was no longer a thing the peasants could grow stuff on, land became an investment, land became
an asset class for the wealthy. Once it became an asset class they started Partitioning and Enclosure,
which meant people weren’t allowed to grow stuff on it, so subsistence farming was no longer a viable
lifestyle. If you can’t do subsistence farming you must find a job, so then you go into the city and
volunteer to do unskilled labor in a proto-factory for some guy who wants the least-skilled, cheapest
labor possible. You move your whole family to where the work is, into the squalor, where conditions are
overcrowded and impoverished — the perfect breeding ground for plague and death!”

Oh – and for a point of reference, the average wage in the mid 1400s was about 6 pennies a day – that
equates to 130 modern pounds a day – compared to the current average in the UK of around 96 pounds
per day.

5. Live Long and Prosper

People in the Middle Ages did (on average) prosper. And, contrary to popular belief, they also lived long!
In general, a person in the Middle Ages who reached the age of 21 would live to just one or two years
below the current average human life expectancy rate (mid-late sixties). Where the idea of dying at
thirty came from, I do not know, but this myth has given rise to untold others, such as the “fact” the
people had to marry in their early teen years (or worse – pre-teen years) because they would be dead
before long. Infant mortality rates were higher than today, but, generally, people in the Middle Ages
didn’t have on-demand access to the medical knowledge we have now. And, despite the death rates,
most families had more children than today’s planned family structures, which could potentially result in
a human population decline, as is already happening in some nations. Such nations include Italy and
Russia (contrary to the bizarre and wrong notion that the Earth is overpopulated). Out of interest, here
is a small list of countries currently in population decline: Russia, including Kazakhstan, Ukraine, Belarus,
Moldova, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Bulgaria, Georgia, Armenia, Bosnia, Croatia, Slovenia, Germany,
Hungary, and Italy. And here are nations about to go into decline: Greece, Spain, Cuba, Uruguay,
Denmark, Finland, Austria and Lesotho.

4. Beauty

While a lot of people like modern art, many don’t. But most who do like it also appreciate the beauty of
traditional art. In the Middle Ages virtually everyone in the West had access to at least one or two items
of beauty. Whether it be a statue, or an image in a Church or beautiful tapestries made by family
members – life was not a dull gray existence. Tapestry making was a popular pastime in the Middle
Ages, and the survival of many of those works of art teaches us a lot about history (the Bayeux tapestry
being the most well known example). And, even if you didn’t have access to tapestries or paintings, you
could see some of the most incredible works of art in the vestments worn by priests at Mass every day,
which were often woven with the addition of gold thread.

3. Knights And Damsels

I am pretty sure that no one will disagree with this entry. Who wouldn’t want to live the life of a knight?
You get to run around slaying the enemy in battles, dressed in armor and riding huge warhorses – and
when you get some time off you get to save damsels in distress; and if we are to believe the story books,
there are plenty of those to go around! Knights only had to give 40 days a year to their lord – after that
they would spend their days in tournaments (initially very dangerous battles, but later more like games
and competitions). A young man would start his knight training early and would become a full fledged
knight between the ages of 16 and 20.

2. Amazing Food

No genetically modified food, no chemicals, no intensive farming, no need for the “organic” label. These
are just four of the many reasons that medieval food was better than what we have today. But, perhaps
most importantly, none of the food had had its flavor bred out of it in order to make it look appealing to
supermarket shopping masses. And, contrary to popular belief, people in the middle ages ate very well.
Here is what BBC says: “The average medieval peasant, however, would have eaten nearly two loaves of
bread each day, and 8oz of meat or fish, the size of an average steak. This would have been
accompanied by liberal quantities of vegetables, including beans, turnips and parsnips, and washed
down by three pints of ale.” That equates to around 3,500 to 4,000 calories per day (the average man
eats 2,700 these days).

1. Plenty of Work

The Middle Ages didn’t really have unemployment troubles like we do these days. If you were a serf, you
worked the land. If you were in the unnamed middle class, you ran a shop or worked for a Lord. If you
were upper class, you had hunting and fun stuff to do. In most cities huge Cathedrals were being built so
most men could work in some capacity on those. If you really couldn’t work, it was usually because you
were sick or had disabilities. People who couldn’t work were taken care of by charitable nuns and monks
– or by their own families if they had sufficient funds to do so.