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BY: VALENTINA ARTALE
BY: BAILEE EARWOOD Starting in November new bills will be passed about
how dogs are no longer allowed to be on leashes, and
Breaking News today hits the World they are allowed to go to the park whenever they may
with a huge change. Starting please! More bills will be voted on in November. Now
November 2020 no longer will the big question, what dog will be chosen to be
humans be in charge of the World and President of The United States? Well, that is for you to
be President, it will now all be run by decide. If you know or have a dog that would make a
dogs. Who made this humongous perfect fit in becoming president contact this number:
change you may ask? The Senate and 1-(800)-213-dogs to cast your vote. There are already
the House! They are tired of everyone two dogs in the running; Snoopy and Brian from
always fighting about who should be Family Guy so hurry up and cast your vote for your
President and why this person is good new dog President!! You never know, maybe this will
or why this person is bad, so they just be a good thing for the World.
decided to give up on people and turn
to the only thing they could think
of…. DOGS!
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Coachella, 2020.
It’s over!
BY: Jennifer Ramirez
Arriving as an early, gossipy Christmas present, Super Star Stephanie S. is seen with a mystery man.
As reported last month Stephanie’s husband was seen moving things out of their mansion in Hidden
Hills. The super start has not confirmed the split. She was seen yesterday leaving a popular club
holding hands with this mystery man whose face was covered. There are many speculations regarding
the split of these two superstars. Sources connected with the couple tells us they split after Stephanie
returned from Tour. One source says “It was something he did” but the source would not be specific.
Who is this mystery man and when will Stephanie admit to the split with her husband of 5 years?
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Almost divorce?
BY: ISABEL SERRANO
I was able to interview Marge at her I love Marge too much, and if I ever did something
house where she said: " of course I like that you would see me in a coffin."it turns out
Breaking news! Were Homer Simpson and Marge they were not holding hands, Wilma was giving
Simpson about to divorce? Everyone on social media was mad, Wilma is my best friend so Homer a handshake because they had agreed on a new
was asking the same question and using the hashtags when I saw the video I lost it," and business plan, they were also planning Marge's
#HomerandWilmaisoverparty and added that Homer told her he was
birthday surprise, and Fred Flintstone had gone to the
#MargedivorceHomernow. The news came in last night going on a business trip for two days. bathroom that is why he was not seen in the video.
when Homer Simpson was seen with Wilma Flintstone Today, Homer posted a video on Everything was clear out before it became a huge
at The Venetian in Las Vegas, holding hands. A Twitter explaining everything where
he said, " this is why you can't believe mess, don't miss out on the interview with them on
paparazzi took a video of them holding hands and The Late Show with James Cordon next week.
quickly leaving, the video went viral on Twitter. At the everything you see on the internet and
end of the day, it was all a misunderstanding, turns out the video is a complete
that Fred Flintstone was with them at the Venetian misinterpretation of what happen that
Casino. night,
Could it be true?
BY VALERIE MARIN
Simpsons
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