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Civilized Caffeination: A Frothy Tour of Vienna's Coffeehouses
Civilized Caffeination: A Frothy Tour of Vienna's Coffeehouses
Civilized Caffeination: A Frothy Tour of Vienna's Coffeehouses
Then you’ll feel the warmth seeping into you as you sink down onto a
coffeehouse banquette. Because who on earth would choose to sit on one
of the exposed central tables, with hard wooden chairs, when you can sit
around the edge at a table in a window bay, on a seat as comfortable as the
softest 1930s railway carriage seat?
Depressing though it is, it almost helps (for contrast’s sake) that there are
now 13 Starbucks outlets in Vienna. Nip into one of those for 20 seconds,
just to remind yourself of the weird Starbucks muffiny smell, the lines, the
sameness in whichever country you are, the need for a receipt code to use
the bathroom, the buckets of milky calories being handed out, the always
disappointing sawdusty flapjacks. Why would anyone go to a Vienna
Starbucks (though lots do, for familiarity’s sake) when you could go to
Demel, the Landtmann, the Bräunerhof, the Frauenhuber, Prückel, the
Schwarzenberg or the Tirolerhof, all of them elegant havens where a
waiter in black tie and black waistcoat will look after you in just the right
way, with the perfect degree of attention?
They look like they’ve been working there for decades, those waiters, all
of them men. I did speak to one having a quick cigarette outside the
Frauenhuber; he had indeed been a coffeehouse waiter for 48 years. But
they’re not pompous like the café waiters in Paris or Cannes who pretend
not to notice you for the first 25 minutes. They’re quietly, proudly,
charmingly Viennese, and they want you to have a nice time and not feel
pressed to vacate your table. So, hang your coat on the nearest wooden
coat-stand, sit down and watch how the locals do it. They wander in,
sometimes alone, sometimes with a partner or friend. Many of the men
look like Stefan Zweig, who used to do exactly this. Their actions have an
air of the habitual. They take a newspaper from the row of newspapers
hanging from a rail, each clasped in its wooden newspaper-holder. They sit
down and read their paper of choice, drinking their habitual coffee of
choice, either alone or in companionable silence, pausing (if with a
partner) only to discuss the review of a performance of a string quartet
they’ve just heard. It’s all extraordinarily civilized.