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Politics 5
Sports 5-6
Music 6-7
Important Dates
A P l ac e to U n w i n d
By: kashan wasti
Everyone gets stressed out, especially But wait there’s more! Also, for a limited time like this must cost a fortune! Well, it does, but
students of UAIS. To counter act this in Mr. Spear’s room, the Secret Procrastination don’t worry your 3 inch binders because you
stressful life, students go Army can whip you into can get all this by dipping into your IB exam
to Mr. Spear’s room! studying shape! It’s a treat- fund, a $700 value, for just 10 easy pay-
There you can tell Mr. ment for those times when ments of $69.99! Quite a steal if you ask me!
Spear himself everything talking just isn’t enough! So remember, if you’re feeling the world is
that seems to be bother- Anyone can go there feel- unkind, come down to Mr. Spear’s to un-
ing you and he will be ing upset, depressed, or just wind! Results may vary. Side effects include,
glad to help you out! You downright lazy, and come but are not limited to, nausea, heartburn,
will come out feeling like out feeling like a new per- indigestion, upset stomach, or even diarrhea.
new, and ready to tackle son ready to brave the To solve this problem, take generous
those hours of home- world of IB schooling! You amounts of Pepto Bismol. Thank you.
work you have been procrastinating on! may be thinking that a wonderful treatment
T h e L u x u r i o u s L i b r a ry
By: Juana Gasso
With everything that UAIS has easier on your teenage wits, think of sharing this testing experience with the
to offer you on your relaxing journey, our beautiful new library as the most whole school: UAIS students, Heritage
no site is more frustrating to have de- exclusive students, UAIS
nied access to than our brand new li- party: better staff, Heritage
brary. Although there is no doubt that fantasize Staff…
the untouched library is big, bright, and then com-
So, if you are look-
beautiful, people seem to forget that it plain, right?
ing to get your
is crucial that we are able to use it when The old cli-
head wrapped in
we need to. The few times people are ché still
signs that say,
allowed in, they enjoy the technology holds true:
“Closed without a
and books galore, but especially now, you always
teacher present”,
all of those wonderful and necessary want what
then take a stroll
resources are collecting dust, and, as a you can’t
to our library and
result, our educational experiences are have. It’s
perhaps you will
suffering. Since we can’t do anything time to make
have the privilege
about any of this nonsense job cutting— the most of
of losing your hair
besides write about it in a meager it. It’s okay
in a kind donation
newspaper that none of the right peo- though be-
to help our economy bring back a full
ple read—we are going to have to think cause even teachers are getting in on
time library staff.
of this positively. So, to make this a bit the fun, and that’s the best part—
VOLUME 3, ISSUE 2 PAGE 3
W h at ’ s B l ac k , Y e l l ow, A n d s o u n d s l i k e s c r e a m i n g k i d s ?
By: Megan Penzkofer
The UAIS transportation system cause some degree of hearing loss.) Our ing effect of the bumpy road and the bright
can be considered one of the finest in the bus drivers are friendly, and don’t mind if lights of passing cars. Feel free to drift off to
world; our fleet of yellow buses (or, as I you occa- sleep with
prefer to say, “heavy-duty luxury vehicles”sionally your head
) are capable of carrying hundreds of bring a rested un-
students from place to place. There’s forbidden comfortably
nothing more comforting than a brisk drink or on the
walk to the bus stop in the morning, and highly freezing-
standing outside in that icy air is a brac-destructive cold win-
ing way to wake up and prepare yourself stick of dow;
for a long day. Fresh coffee, bathrooms, gum onto maybe it’ll
tissues, a trash can, and a comfy place to the bus— help you
sleep are NOT provided in the UAIS trans- as long as make it
portation system, but we hope you enjoy we clean through
the rest of our wonderful features! up after that lecture
ourselves. you have to
Our buses are equipped with a
They un- listen to
high-quality heating system; it remains
derstand today.
on 24/7, even in the summertime! We
as well as
also provide you with a stereo-quality, After your
we do that
blaring performance of the best radio hits half-hour
waking up
of 2006. Let your eardrums relax to the (and half-
at 5 in the
voices of Britney Spears, Gwen Stefani, asleep) journey to school has ended, we
morning is not the most fun thing to go
and, of course, Hannah Montana. (Please drop you off at UAIS in perfect time to make
through every day. They drive as best as
don’t listen to iPods. Turning them up to it to your locker and to class before the bell
they can, allowing you to enjoy the calm-
listen to the music you actually like may rings, relaxed and ready for another day.
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UAIS Museum
By: Leanne Pregizer
The Utica Academy for International entations on different artistic tech- Students have thoroughly researched
Studies has many talented students niques and styles. Students are consis- different theatrical methods from
who enjoy sharing their artistic abilities. tently challenged by Mermaid Khan to around the world and learn to take
If you are in search for some free enter- stray away from their comfort zones difficult and emotional roles. The re-
tainment, stop by the music room for and try new styles of nowned Mr.
quality vocal, band and orchestra per- art. The art being Kuhlman also
formances. Pieces of music vary from shown by the students challenges
Queen to John Williams. Special events is varied from three students to
include lectures on music history from dimensional art to pen design sets
the world famous Dr. Fox and Ms. and ink drawings. This and costumes,
Hofer. If you prefer a more cultural style part of the museum is making thea-
of music, stop by for world music pres- very engaging because tre a highly
entations from the students at UAIS. the art stands out, and engaging
Students creatively inform others of is very lively. The artists classroom.
different music around the world, and at the academy are This free spir-
bring the music to life. Being chal- very skilled, and this ited atmos-
lenged to take on this task makes the part of the exhibit is a phere makes
students at the academy more well very captivating. this a great
rounded individuals. event to attend, because it makes the
If you are looking for entertain-
scenes preformed more interesting.
For a wide variety of art medi- ment that is more animated and lively,
ums, check out the art classes for pres- the theatre room is the place for you.
U - A r e - I n - a - S pa
By: salwa choudhury
Welcome to call it cruel, but cruel is give me that look; it made sense on
UAIS: U-Are-In-a- such a relative term! I feel paper! Next is the Chinese Water Tor-
Spa. I’m your that ominous may be ture Chamber: don’t worry; it builds
tour guide, so let more precise. At our next character(s)! Moving along… the four-
us begin. At this station, we have The Rack, column note room? That’s a bit extreme
facility, we pre- where guests are for a beginner. Here’s a popular one,
pare you for the stretched by their limbs the weather chamber, a duo sauna and
rest of your life. until June. This exhilarat- meat locker: for those moments when
Trust me, you ing experience will have you just yearn to understand what
come here once, you hollering for days, pneumonia and/or menopause feels
and you won’t even months. The main like. Okay, next on the list is EE, CAS…
ever feel the function of this is to act as well, I’ve think you’ve seen enough for
need to come here again; it’s truly an ex- a prelude to the future torture that may or today. See you tomorrow, bright and
perience. First, we have the guests carry a may not occur later in one’s life. I guess it’s early; to start all our UAIS activities…like
one-ton weight on their back for approxi- good to know what it feels like before you have a choice.
mately four years [See above]. Yes, some someone experiences it later in life. Don’t
A ta s t e o f t h e g o o d l i f e
By: Sana Chishti
Only at UAIS do you get the chance to doesn’t interest you, the just like Facebook, but
experience the highlife that celebrities feel gourmet cooking will. through a really loud
everyday during lunch. There’s nothing Once you take a bite of microphone. And, to
more entertaining than keeping up with our 10:30 AM pizza, sit- ensure an exclusive feel-
the gossip and stories going on at all the ting through those long ing for the students,
lunch tables. For those who like to keep first three hours of school members of the school
tabs on everyone, every seat is the perfect will be worth it. Also, staff act as bouncers out-
spot to see who’s sitting by who, and with the lunch an- side of the cafeteria
who’s rushing to finish up those last few nouncements we receive doors. So go ahead and
four column notes. With three different every so often, you can pick up a lunch tray, and
grades sharing the same room, it’s pretty stay updated for club treat yourself to some
jam packed...with drama! However, if that events and birthdays. It’s luxury!
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Disappointment
B y: s h o b i m at h e w
It’s been another year in the Motor City year. If you didn’t notice, the key word they know what they are supposed to
with decreasing expectations from the in that sentence is hope. As for the be doing. The front line of defense for
home basketball team, the Detroit is the heart and soul
Detroit Pistons. With two of their team now because
veteran acquisitions who of the immense amount of
signed enormous contracts, intensity and fear they bring
one would assume that Ben to their opponents. Even
Gordon and Charlie though a championship or
Villanueva are worth the playoff run is not expected
immense salaries they are out of them this season,
being paid, but with their there is hope that this is a
poor play and lack of deter- transition year for the Detroit
mination, the Motor City is Lions. Through this article,
starting to sound like a joke there is one word that is
of a city. With a few players mentioned many times to
remaining from the champi- understand my optimism
onship roster in 2004, we and that word is “hope.”
hope they will all pull it to-
gether and work as a team to bring us Detroit Lions, they are starting to in-
home another hyped-up championship crease in their hype and finally look like
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Fantasy fanatics
B y: M i c h a e l S n i d e r
At some point, playing and watching rooting against a team that I've rooted and the people your competing against
sports travels from the sport itself to for my whole life. This is where the true usually being coworkers or fellow peers
another game all on its own. The addic- sports fans are supposed come out and you then have to contemplate how
tive online games of fantasy sports are support their much work effort and money
not only twisting the faithfulness of team whether is being lost during fantasy
long time fans of teams, but could also it causes their football season. It is esti-
be bringing down productivity rates of fantasy team mated that 500 million dol-
workers especially during football sea- to lose or not. lars of work productivity a
sons. week is in fact lost during
With fantasy football season, and
With the premise of fantasy currently 19 since fantasy sports popular-
sports making you root for individual million fan- ity beginning in the early
players to get big numbers for their tasy sports 1990's hasn't slowed down
game week rather then your favorite users in the since it began, this number is
sports teams one has to be able to draw United States bound to go nowhere but
a line as to how loyal they truly are to alone you up.
their favorite sports team. For instance if have to won-
I am a die hard Detroit Lions fan (like der what kind While the addictive-
those exist) and the Lions just so hap- of time peo- ness of fantasy sports will be
pen to be playing the New England ple have on sure to continue on one has
Patriots this week and I have Tom their hands. to ask themselves is the con-
Brady, quarterback for the New Eng- After all you trol of a “fantasy team” really
land Patriots, as my fantasy football have to draft a team, manage that worth the time and betrayal of teams
quarterback, who am I to root for? I team, make trade proposals, make sure that you have supported throughout
would love for Brady to come away none of your players have a bye week your whole life. Then again who knows,
with three touchdown passes and 300 or are injured, and of course keep track maybe someday you'll end up being the
yards passing, but if this is going to of your scores as game day progresses. one making or breaking somebody’s
cause the Lions to lose then why am I So with all these things to keep up with fantasy team.
DOWN ACROSS
1 Gallery of "free enter-
tainment". 4 The Motorcity.
6 Miss Kasperek's favorite
2 #1 sport in the fantasy
band.
team business.
3 Lunchroom bouncers. 7 The second station at U-
Are-In-aSpa
5 A very exclusive party.
A look into UAIS Bands
Interviewed by: Christopher Stark & Kevin Teller
At UAIS we also have some resident performing talent. Check out this student-formed band:
Band Name: Yours Truly
Genre: Anything we want to play
Members: Grant Ogden, Mauricio Guzman, Nolan Brown, and Brennan Brown
Influences: Nothing specific because we don’t really have a genre
Do you have any completed original material?
We have plenty of ideas; nothing completed though
If so, are there any underlying themes you mean to communicate to the listener?
They’re still in formation, so nothing just yet.
What is a song that you regularly play?
Weekend Warriors by Ted Nugent
Do you have anything recorded?
We have a couple of video recordings
If so, is there a title, and where can people get a copy?
No, but hopefully in the future
How long has the band been together?
About one and a half to two years
How did the band form?
Nolan was like, “Hey Grant, let’s be in a band together,” and Grant was like,
“Okay. Just us? Or other people too?”
Nolan said, “Other people too,” so Mauricio joined on bass/guitar and Grant on drums. Grant didn’t like playing the drums, so
Nolan’s brother, Brennan, took over, and he’s better at drums than Grant.
Is the band playing any upcoming shows?
I suppose probably, but talk to Nolan if you want to know more.
Where are some spots that the band has played?
Heritage Junior High Cafetorium and the Brown Residence
What is the current status/goal of the band?
Not sounding like crap and completing the first few songs